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No rekt bread?
REKT BREAD
I HAVE SPOKEN
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>>714738038
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>>714738038
This is what happens when you sneeze too hard
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>>714738038
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>>714738844

i remember when something like this would hold me in disbelief and i'd feel severe stress

now i'm so desensitized thanks to /b/ that this looks like nothing more than a robot leaking red motor oil or some shit

and not just that but the scientific mindset makes everything just look like waterfalls and weather patterns and that life and death are illusions that arise from the electrical mystification of consciousness


still shouldn't be a dick though, killing people is fucked up


in fact, fuck all of you, i'm gonna leave /b/ for good, huge waste of time
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>>714740920
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>>714740747

>>Dat filename

Topkek
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>>714741193
dafuq is that? some animal skin or something?
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>>714741388
obviously a horse without a hoof
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>>714741388
that is a horse hoof with the shell taken off by acid. This was done to observe how the hoof works. The horse is sedated during the process students then examine it. Horse wakes up and they watch how the hoof is affected by weight as the horse walks around.
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more rekt
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>>714740657
Oh
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>>714740657
this is what happens when you sneeze and keep ur nose/mouth closed
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>>714742129
Seen this before, did that kill the niglet?
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>>714742129
Is he kill? I know this can kill, but not always (I came back twice so far).
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>>714742129

Are you going to extract him boss?
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>>714742129
YOOO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD
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>>714740747
That fucking pole, holy shit.
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>>714742676
Worst fucking spotters ever
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>>714741385
Thats the worst thing ive ever seen
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>>714743752
What the fuck.

Is that some dude's dick?
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>>714740665
Never found story on this.
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>>714741240
Looks like he's either blind in one eye from doing stupid shit, or he's trying a really stupid new fashion with one dark lens.

Either way, fuck this idiot.
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>>714743877
no thats his foot
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>>714743087
Story?
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>>714740938
ok
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>>714744040
That's because it's fake.
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>>714741193
>>714741388
>>714741447
>>714741494
This is the hoof of a dead horse. They will sometimes slide off when they've been dead for a few days. Source: I do a lot of farm work and help manage horse derbys.
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>>714744257
if I had to guess. dumb gang-banger spic does dumb shit to be cool 4 hiz peepz
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>>714740607

dude is beside himself... can't believe it
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>>714744040
It's from a movie called Frayed.
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>>714738038
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>>714740586

There is a difference between gore and rekt pleb.
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>>714740938
ok
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>>714740665
She looks like shes from that puppet show Fraggle Rock or the never ending story
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>>714744040
I've found nothing on it either, but the instantaneous swelling after each blow makes me suspect a possible fake
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>>714740938
goodbye
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>>714740938
bye faggot
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>>714740665
Movie
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>>714743877
no, its a blood sausage right from the store, completely fresh and delicious, just needs to be heatened up
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>>714740938
>baits for attention on /b/
>Thinks he is cool because he is so used to gruesome images/videos and should be complimented

Your life is already pathetic, leaving /b/ would do you good. Though shameless fags like you can never run away from this site because it's the only place you can feel "alive".
Bye, felicia....
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>>714745841
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>>714743649
I hope this dumb whore bleeds to death. What an idiot.
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>>714745629
>"Hey boss, what's this do?"
"That's the rolly bit, don't put your hand by it or it'll suck you in and crush ya. Like, if you get about... this close, you can actually feel it start to suck your a-"
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>>714742129
If i were in the situation of the nigger, i would stick my thumbs in their eyes until they popped
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>>714740665

From the movie "Frayed"
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>>714746511
check'd
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>>714743649
speaking of killing niggers... that bitch had the right idea...

gif related but them niggers need to save us the trouble and start early
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>>714746653

faggot
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>>714746705
better with sound tho
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>>714743877
That is why you shouldnt get a cock ring that is small enough to cut off the circulation of blood in your dick
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>>714743752
It amazes me that you can't even expect human beings to actually think of what might happen if they do something like this.
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>>714740938

Cya tomorrow
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>>714746855

and nice dubs
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>>714746816

mah nigga
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>>714741385
>cheese grater
Nigga I ain't clicking on that
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I'll bet most of these folks go into shock before they experience the pain we think they actually feel. It's probably bad for moments and then their body turns off consciousness.
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>>714746789
good god what exactly happened here?
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>>714747082
>on rekt thread
>doesnt want to see rekt

just hang yourself, youre a failed abortion
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>>714745235
That's all folks!
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Anyone have the video with the guy on drugs who ripped his own guts out?
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>>714746705
do u know where i can get this one with sound?
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>>714747193
liveleak mah nigga
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>>714747193
or bestgore
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>>714740747
I flinched
Best reqt ive seen
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>>714740920
Is it a giant dildo that he is hitting him with ?
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>>714746722
Is this another make your own crystals to kill yourself?
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>>714740920

You could be right anon...
It looks like the weapon dildo from GTA San Andreas
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>>714741072
She cucked him
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>>714747448
He relaxed around blacks :(
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>>714746855
Any story on this?
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>>714744667
Hispanic here. Yep sounds about right, and I didn't even have to translate.
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>>714742129
Always satisfying to see a nigger choked to death
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>>714741385
get yourself some
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>>714743649
African abortion
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>>714740747
HOLY SHIT

That guy got RAPED by that pole my GOD

Shit's top level my god what a sad fucking soul how unlucky do you have to be to get your prostate exam by a light pole.
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>>714745212
>filename
Kekd
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>>714742129

HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR
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>>714747094

Google the fucking filename you fucking imbecile inbred fucking faggot ass nigger. I hate you
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>>714747915
I just love the fact that it looks like he's getting away and than it's nothing but light pole and it's soo quick he fucking vanishes. I put that shit on slow mo and repeat. And, he never gets away.
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bumb, dont let the suffering end
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>>714742821
don't be stupid, he's not dead. It's a choke, you have to hold it longer if you want to kill the guy.
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>>714740747
I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!
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>>714748699
story ?
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>>714747448

There are not enough flames in hell for this peace of shit.
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>>714742767
He's coming too?
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>>714748720
If you do it wrong (cut the bloodflow instead of air) you can kill him, that's why cops arent allowed anymore to use it.
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>>714749198
the coup attemption happened 15th July 2016 in Turkey
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>>714749390
Cutting the bloodflow is how it works. You wouldn't pass out from having your airways cut off for that short a time.
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>>714741317
Last guy almost got the cliff burton experience.
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>>714741317
That gifs name
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>>714742528
Doubt it, the second he passed out he let him go
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>>714745629
This nigga inched his hand up a little bro
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>>714742129
Usually takes longer to actually kill a man by choking. He's out cold thoough, and i bet my last dollar this nigger asked for it
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>>714743623

motherfuckin stupid muslims, not only are they dumb enough to believe in the sharia, the quran, Allah etc, they can't even cut this poor guy's hand properly..

Fuck ISLAM!
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>>714741051
batter up
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>>714741240
hes so mad after doing that, kek
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>>714742129
funny how the white bitch came after lil nigga after he died
niggas gettin white bitch pussy even post mortem lmao
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>>714750585
That's clearly a male locker room, you fucking dolt
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>>714748699
Best maniquin challenge I've ever seen!
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>>714740938
don't forget to bring back the milk
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>>714742767
kek
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>>714750089
its obviously intentional you dipshit, to torture the guy.
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>>714747120
You dumbfuck don't know the difference between rekt and gore.
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>>714749414
Is attemption even a word? My auto correct does not register it as a word.
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>>714740747
Oh my gosh
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>>714744257
idiot shoots himself in the cheek
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>>714744257
he shot himself for a music video
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>>714743623
Man, you gotta hand it to the shitskins, atleast they know how to deal with thieves.
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>>714747164
Nigga I literally googled "guy on drugs with guts hanging out" and it came up. L2Internet.
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>>714742129
give him a kangaroo choke
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>>714747247
REKT who?
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>>714747094
80+ mph crash
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>>714747340
i was expecting this to be avoidable but that seemed pretty fast
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>>714742129
See that V shape the guy makes with his elbow? he's pressing on the nigles carotids that way, making him unconcious by stoping blood from getting pumped in his head, usually takes about a minute or less, depending on your body physique.
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>>714747448
this is fake you dumb cunts
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>>714741385
that's one of the worst things I've seen on here
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>>714741051
dat filename shit anon
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>>714745280

I guess GTA V physics are more realistic than I thought.
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>>714738783
i once knew a lad who shot himself in the head with a hunting rifle, often wondered what he looked like after
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>>714755060
Can confirm, black people don't do any crime and are perfectly valuable members of society
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>>714745235
is this YLYL?
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>>714742767
That was pretty funny dude, thanks.
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>>714743752
>be 13
>think hurdur lets use one of those widemouth gatorade bottles to masturbate with cause my hands already gotten boring
>pregame hydrate using said gatorade cause we only got one earth stay green
>look at widemouth and wonder if this will even work my dick will probably just fall out or some shit right?
>notice the though of even trying gets me at halfchub already so gotta work fast
>instantly realize its already hard to get that shit in but its soft so sort of just wiggle in there
>get to maximum capacity and can already tell this was a bad idea
>little mans looking so purple its like my dick was sharpied and the bottle is clamped around my base like a literal vicegrip
>can't even move and trying to hurts like a bitch
>have to actually file that shit off in no time flat
>going flaccid hurts bad enough i actually have to gets my own mother to drive me to the hospital under the guise of my "gut" hurting
>doctor was a chick but kept everything secret enough
>says i'm lucky i managed to unstick myself but 5 minutes is nowhere near enough time to actually cause damage just pain
>apparently she sees this at least twice a month but usually in the later stages cause idiots are too embarrassed to get help before shit goes south
Told me the usual course of action is to take heavy gauge needles and poke straight through the whole dick around 20 times to see if they can drain the blood before they start taking shears to the "obstruction".
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>>714745629
>Don't worry, the hat is okay
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>>714747216
her nose got well bent out of shape
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>>714740747
That guy in the black and white old lady party gown that got smote with the light post got what was coming. I hope his cunt mother watches this footage. I fap to her grief.
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>>714740938
Later daze, fayge-lord
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>>714747470
Did she though, did she.
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>>714740938
You Will never leave this place :^)
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>>714742129
Nigguhs gonna nig...
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>>714746789
that's a big shitstain
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>>714738038
Virgins, this is what a vagina during its menstrual period.
>best time to fuckem, it's no lube needed, bitch calming fuckfest!!
>also note only time if your good at fuckn'em that you can get her to do whatever you want afterwards in example, "go make me a sandwich after ya shower". Then proceed to slap her ass gently.
Boom works everytime 2 outta 3 times.
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>>714758014
Femanons confirm?!?! Is this true???
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>>714747636
nigger got shot
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>>714741193
This gives me tingles
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>>714742676
> hurr imma use suicide grip no thumbbb oh shiii
> boiing
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>>714740665
tits and timestamp.... oh wait...
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>>714740920
hey you're not getting fucking paid to sleep if the moron was awake maybe he could have moved around a bit before being beaten to death.
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>>714740665
wtf is this real or just movie ??
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Join you filthy Jews

https://discord.gg/hzkf4
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>>714758964
I know it looks like an office, but people in other countries do live like that.
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>>714743877
>>714743752
the mentally ill do this because most insurance plans will not cover cosmetic surgey (i.e. vaginoplasty) for trans. They mutilate their dick to the point where it cane be salvaged and the doctors just go ahead and make a get it done. Most of the time the state pays for it.
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