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>>714658142
First for horsecock
Boop.
>>714658184
Ask and you shall receive
gib me cuddle pics
>>714658232
how's it going
>>714657700
Hopefully things go well for you then.
You deserve it.
>>714658299
Pretty shit, tbh.
At least work is done for another week.
How about you?
>>714658351
shit? why's that?
yeah, good thing it's friday.
i'm alright, just got home from class and am gonna relax a bit before i start grinding elo in Paragon all weekend
rooty tooty point n' shooty
>>714658627
Because work is extremely shit this past year, only made worse by the new manager we were lumbered with a few weeks ago.
I'm considering handing in my notice at the beginning of January regardless of whether I have a new job lined up. I'll probably still have to work a month's notice.
>>714658742
nah fuck that don't work the extra month, just flip your desk, jerk off onto your boss' chair and walk out
no shoot pls
>>714657340
I'm pretty good, just chilling at home, high and playing league. You?
>>714658803
I'm not gonna shoot you, you're white.
thank
so what's up?
>>714658665
hey, those are super duper dangerous!
how's it going
>>714658742
yeah even then with a notice you have to work a bit, it's two weeks here after a notice. i always hear it's not normally the job being the reason for quitting, it's the manager or a higher up or something gay.
>>714658803
nice. see >>714658627
i just had the last of my kief, which i usually save for when i don't have any bud so i'm out now.
I'm coasting on a really bizarre mixture of bloodlust and actual lust.
>>714659081
alright
we at work looking at horsedicks because lmao why not
>>714659117
as the kids these days say
yolo
>>714659293
exactly
>>714658336
>>714659302
EXACTLY
and they already rehired me for next semester so I'm making this shmuney regardless of whether I showed up today reeking of alcohol and semen
>>714658799
I wish.
>>714659081
It's a combination for me. There have been loads of layoffs in the company over the past year and morale is in the pits. It's just not a nice place to work at anymore.
So essentially you're just horny?
>>714659081
Oh, alright then, Hope you're having fun. There's usually always more.
No, I'm horny and I want to actually murder things. It's not like I'm angry or anything I just really really want to kill something. Unfortunately it's late autumn so there's no insects around to squish.
>>714659347
What pleasure does murdering things give?
>>714659344
>>714658892
I want these in me. Now.
iunno, I don't care enough to analyze it
>>714659740
Okay.
>>714658283
lucario x tree 5evr
>>714659794
I think he's carrying it, though.
>>714659826
nobody has to know
Huh... ok then.
>>714659878
I do, though.
I need to know why he's carrying a tree.
>>714659386
it's none of their business anyways
>>714659486
oh, damn. that's pretty awful. you could always be terminated for taking a poo on your bosses desk instead of working that month
>>714659524
i have an 89% winrate on the new map over 15 games since it came out a few days ago so it's going well as well as being pretty fun.
yeah there is, but i've got none now. maybe i should take some hard drugs
You should try it sometime. If you're not a bitch you'll probably like it.
>>714659991
Considering I work in customer service not being a drunk whore at work might actually be relevant.
>>714659989
its about christmas time, it could be a christmas tree
>>714659991
I'd rather get a good reference, though.
>>714660132
It's still a tree, though.
I can't really enjoy it without a reason to do it.
>>714659991
Good rate.
If you know what you're doing, go for it.
You don't know that because you've never tried it.
>>714660173
he might be in love with the tree
>>714660312
That would be kind of creepy.
>>714660414
the dude's namesync field says "lucario will be mine" I think he fucks with creepy pretty hard
I have, actually. It was interesting one time. The second time was nothing new.
>>714660453
Good point that.
Different strokes.
>>714660067
who actually cares anyways, i'm sure you'll be fine
>>714660173
but that's nowhere near as fun! but for real, a good reference is good to have
>>714660208
yeah, so far.
i'm probably not, i want to wait a few more weeks before i take mdma again. unless someone buys it off of me before i want to do it again but that probably won't happen
>>714660548
fuck fine I'm fabulous
>>714660548
I also don't shit on chairs.
>>714660414
c..creepy huh
mornin sunshines
>>714660632
Hey, I said to jerk off on it.
>>714660638
You're a creepy dude.
>>714660713
here comes the sun, du du du du
Murder my butt.
>>714660735
>>714660638
Apparently.
>>714660735
I don't do that either.
I'm a good boy.
Most of the time.
no interest darling
>>714660831
when hungrybox is sad I am sad
>>714660735
What's cookin'?
>>714660581
i didn't mean it like that, but what i want to know is why you thought so
>>714660632
well yeah, i was joking about that.
>>714660713
hey, how's it going
>>714660804
i couldn't do that
how are you doing?
>>714660876
>tfw am creepy
>>714660923
No I knew what you meant I'm just super into complimenting myself
>>714660942
he's not creepy he's a cutie
too bad he plays puff
>>714659991
Does daily use of opiates count as hard drugs?
If so I'm "Hard" as the old water temples
>>714661009
i wasnt talking about hungrybox
>>714660923
Pretty gud, just chillin and playing some old STALKER
>>714661148
How's the creepylyfe treating you?
>>714661009
yeah i should have just assumed that
maybe i'm due for a coffee
>>714661058
i don't really think about that sort of thing
i'd try to count how much of what exactly you're taking into the calculation
>>714661192
nice, that's a good game.
Send all of your faggotry to
not_blu on kik
>>714661243
im still in the "forgot myself" phase, moving onto the "self pitty" phase momentarily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFMCxzDHNuE
>>714661148
But I am, because he's a cutie. Sorry about you.
>>714661383
nah it's good I'm just on layers of irony right now famalamadingdong
>>714661383
Oodles of morphine
Not the scary needle way
But taken it in da mouth
>>714661932
thanks, thats a step for recovery. next is the bleach taste testing
>>714662316
I mean, I'd still probably fuck you, I'm just SAYING.
>>714662204
My dick has never been more diamonds, can I get sauce?
>>714662355
it would be bothersome to have to fuck someone whos creepy
>>714662516
I'm too horny for exacting standards
>>714661932
layers upon layers
>>714662053
what's your average dosage when you take it?
Michael Jackson crotch grab.
HEE HEEEE~
>>714662579
thick, creamy layers~~~~
>>714662569
well if u insist
>>714658232
*beep*
all these horsie pics are making me feel all hot and needy ;3 *whines while pawing at ur crotch*
>>714662442
Artist is wolfy-nail if that's what you're wondering.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/wolfy-nail
The character though is Marvol or his twin brother or whatever the fuck those two are.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/marvol
>>714662579
Uh at most 60 milligrams at once
But that's Kinda rare
30 a few times a day is usual
>>714662844
sweet
>>714662881
get out and kill yourself
>>714662729
thick creamy layers of irony
i'm gonna play some games, be back later
>>714662881
Save your RP for an actual RP group you faggot
>>714662906
should be careful, if u pick up the wrong creep itll probably call u in the morning
>>714662868
Ohai.
>>714662982
I ironically want to be cummed inside
>>714663083
that like breaks every law of one night stands though
What even is bhepis?
>>714662906
>>714663027
*curls up his tail and whines* please sirs I promise to be a good boy if you let me cum ^_^
*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
>>714663309
>>714663309
>>714663309
>>714663309
>>714663175
I have no idea.
>>714663127
i know thats why i said be careful
HORSE COCK !!!!
>>714663378
How dare you practice romantic notions of sexual behavior
*Casts bhepis on ur benis*
>>714663178
How can you come if you don't go?
>>714663309
0.0 you need some help polishing ur staff mister wizard?
>>714663464
come inside and I'll show u ;)
>>714663429
i didnt know a warning was that close to sexually romantic behavior
More like this please !
>>714663737
Isn't the implication that if I screw you, you'll want to stay in contact instead of forgetting about me faster than a goldfish would?
>>714663737
if you keep this up I'm warning you I will cum straight down your throat
>>714663886
g0t3
>>714663834
no, im just saying dont pick up the wrong creep
>>714663837
ok
>>714663906
I think you misspelled faggot.
>>714663965
only one I'm really interested in is thom yorke anyway
>>714664022
u rite
f4gg07
>>714664053
oh ok.
what kind of flavoring should i put in my bleach cocktails?
>>714664053
What's up?
>>714664258
Lime
>>714664364
good taste, lime goes with almost anything.
>>714664258
what neffer said
>>714664263
I just had to close 4chan for several minutes on account of a coworker sitting next to and behind me for some reason
>>714664639
That's quite creepy.
I've been playing a lot of Hitman myself.
>>714664022
Faggote, perhaps?
>>714664723
she's this black girl who seems to have an addiction to being social, and I just wanna sit here and shitpost in my gay animal threads
killing people is cool innit
>>714664739
ey dats preetti gud
>>714664772
Black women are the worst. And yes, I love repeatedly killing people in the most ridiculous of ways.
>>714664868
Thanks dude.
>>714664868
She's actually one of the least unpleasant ones I've ever met, but even so it's really goddamn weird
>>714664639
lime is so good it goes with itself.
alright, lets fuck so i can be thrown away. tree is coming with. oh god, that actually reminds me of that guy who kept pming this furry and keeps bringing up biggie cheese. funny stuff.
>>714665284
I might want to fuck you more than once since we can also play melee
>>714665347
oh ok.
me omw
>>714665528
sweet
>>714665551
Am home now
Had great lunch.
Glad finals are done.
>>714665551
if you got dolphin working, we could play that way, yknow if youre srs about fighting a creep like me
>>714665864
tfw 3 finals next week
>>714665909
I don't play dolphin because more lag than literally with a crt is too much
>>714665938
Well I mean yeah that's kinda how finals go.
3 is ez pz tho.
>>714665938
oh ok, rip.
>>714665864
y his shirt grey then teal
you walk into your bedroom and see this. what do you do?
>>714666018
actually the last one is on the monday after
ughhhhh
>>714666304
Xbawkx360walkaway
>>714666300
Somebody pissed in the ball pit, so she had to change.
>>714666304
Alert the authorities.
>>714666312
Why even. All my finals were Mon-Wed.
>>714666450
I thout the white dog was a boy.
>>714666543
>
>>714666450
because temple scheduling is trashbag
>>714666602
>Dog is now a gender
Thx Obama
>>714659794
Is that tree wearing a diaper?
Do you ever put a wig on and pretend u r ur own gf?
>>714666621
Sucks to be you.
I'll just be at home, trying to eat healthy n exercise n (you'll be pleased to hear) maybe practice Melee if I'm still into it. And probably getting bored and having an existential crisis or something.
>>714666694
It's pretty much whatever you want it to be. I thought it was boy dog at first.
>>714666450
the cops don't come here anymore ever since the incident so scream all you want
>>714666851
Yes, people have learned from past accidents with pet rocks.
Fuck. I fell in love.
>>714666694
Thx Nibi
>>714666866
UR a boy dog
>>714666967
Hes not wearing a wig.
I bet hes pretending hes his own bf, faggot.
>>714667102
Why should he wear a wig?
>>714666968
uR welcum
>>714666866
woo melee!
sorry im on the worst call of all time rn
>>714667032
One of the two, I guess.
>>714667160
ur da bess, bby
>>714667157
To pretend hes his own gf.
>>714667215
He's getting ready for work, I'd say.
>>714667191
Do you pretend ur a girl dog sumthymes?
>>714667189
No problemo buddy.
I mean seriously, if you're at work, you don't have to apologize for being at work.
>>714667199
omg! I never gnew.
>>714667298
I bet he can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time.
>>714667310
No, I definitely prefer being male. And not a dog.
I'd have no problem with being a female, but I'm content with what I've been given.
>>714667312
i hate my job rn
>>714667414
Now ya do! <3
>>714667414
Add "holding hands with me" to that.
>>714667442
Welcome to my life.
>>714666953
tbh thats why i dont have pet rocks anymore, goddamn motherfuckers pisses everywhere. i am racist to rocks.
>>714667442
My job was fine.
I only hated it yesterday in the like 7 hour assignment grading rush.
>>714667503
there was an indian woman on the phone who required me to go through every single option in setting up a blackboard test because she couldn't figure that shit out on her own
on top of that the disabled nigger that smells like a public toilet is in the room
>>714667567
my job has been insanely easy all semester and then today it became suddenly awful, thank g-d it's my last day
I'm leaving work 10 minutes early because fuck that noise, later cuties
>>714667619
l8rm8rmasterb8er
