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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714629705
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Nigger
still here
and
not tomoko
カラミチーマス
Miho claimed
Shower, be back
>>714645999
Still here and still checked
>>714646028
You don't look half bad irl don't let these trolls tell you otherwise. I was warned about this on reddit before I came here.
>>714646104
wtf I like reddit now
>>714646213
I use incognito so they cant use my ip to get my facebook url (not that I post selfies or anything). I don't really know what the anagrams stand for but I know I'm safe
Oh boy. If we didnt chat every 20 minutes of game time we would have accomplished more.
>>714646324
u must be a leet haxor then ay?
>>714646436
>>714646425
Not to brag but I don't get viruses and always use direct download because those torrents can really brick a computer.
>>714645926
>tfw husbando not allowed
Duke claimed.
>>714646610
Husbando definitely allowed.
Sorry complete. I'm now not a sweaty ugly virgin neckbeard.
Now I'm just an ugly virgin neckbeard :OK_hand:
>>714647324
Shower that is, not sorry
Good morning.
>>714647324
Me too, minus the beard.
Kumin a cute
>>714647814
I agree.
>>714647364
Good mornign blueberry
>>714647593
I don't have a beard either. Neckbeard feels more like a way of life than actually having a neck beard
>>714648027
True, but if you want true embodiment, you gotta grow some shadow.
>>714647981
>>714648027
Hello, I'm sorry, I was getting prepared for something.
It does seem like quite a fine morning.
>>714648569
I can't even do that much :(
>>714649141
It finally snowed too. So I am okay with this morning as well
>>714649239
Neither. I can tie a noose though.
>>714649239
I haven't ever seen snow in my life.
I hear it looks pretty.
knife is too blunt rip
Can someone tell me they love me and I will say it back?
>>714650700
I love the Konata anon!
>>714649570
It's nice as long as people don't drive over it and compact it, so that it becomes an enormous pain to shovel
>>714650700
I don't hate you :o
Claim
>>714650783
I love you, mystery anon! :)
>>714650789
I care about you very much :o
Claimu
>>714650700
luv u
>>714650700
they love me and i will say it back
>>714651524
I love your cuteness!
>>714651536
Thank you :o
>>714651646
You're welcome -_-
>>714651807
I love you c:
tell me your favorite type of cereal
>>714651646
Glad to hear, yours too!
What's going on today?
Post wew
>>714651979
It's friday so party after work :o
I ordered a new cpu yesterday as well
>>714652026
https://a.pomf.cat/brjrzq.webm
>>714652152
Oh that's nice, hope you have fun!
Ah, that's good news i suppose.
Also what kind of party?
>>714652272
From the realm of PS2 cutscenes comes...
>>714650700
I love you bb
>>714652026
wew?
>>714652272
Wew and a half weeewew
Skirts so short
>>714652543
wew
What's it like? Being so boring?
>>714652515
I miss PS2 era.
>>714652714
To
Ga
Me
>>714652026
>>714652543
I really love you too and always happy to see you in thread cutie I mean that :o
>>714652454
I slumber party with me and konata!
and I might make pizza rolls
>>714652738
Everyday.
>hentai
I thought you hated me :c
>>714652775
Who's that?
>>714652854
not very wew
>>714652921
He
Av
En
>>714652515
I started watching Katanagatari, it's slow going because of the length of each episode though
>>714652854
good enough
>>714651938
I don't have a favourite
>>714652854
>>714652854
Thanks Doc!
>>714652969
So is the show itself. What episode are you on so I can meme you?
>>714652967
Sa
Chi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAs01OvoORg
>>714653181
Nah he died.
>>714652893
Oh that sounds nice, don't understand but it sounds nice.
>>714653181
The episode where the sword is a suit of armour. I can't recall if I finished it though
>>714653028
last one you ate then? :o
you're so difficult it gets me so
>>714653218
favourited
>>714653333
Checked and missed
>>714653244
You don't understand slumber parties? :o
>>714653241
You actually think Sachi was ever one person?
>>714653260
Oh, yes the one where Sichika has to fight to avoid being cucked.
How are you liking it so far?
QOTT: What sports do you play for fun?
Basketball, football(American), futbol, bit of parkour and sometimes a bit of sparring with others
Just dropping in and saying hello. Now i must be off
>>714653317
I don't know, probably crunchy nut cornflakes or something
>>714653398
I don't play sports
>>714653333
I decided to have a 3 day break and this shit happened. Good timing.
Checked.
>>714652893
I'm glad people like me here.
Try not to actually love me irl and everything , I don't want a rerun of that.
:O
>>714652636
WeW
>>714653398
Table football. If that counts as a sport.
>>714653393
>fight to avoid getting cucked
That is an extremely accurate summary
I'm enjoying it quite a lot so far. Togame is funny
>>714653398
badminton
>>714653409
post a pic :o
I've never heard of that cereal -_-
>>714653393
No. But he still died. Remember september.
>>714653398
Pocket Pool
>>714653452
I can't promise that but I can promise I'll never leave threads until they die :o
>>714653472
These
>>714653398
Does trying to race everyone on the freeway count as a sport?
>>714653622
Aggressive Driving is not a sport. It's a hazard.
>>714653547
Sachi said he wouldn't leave too
But ok, I'll take your word for it.
*hugs*
>>714652921
Nope.
>>714653622
No that counts as a ricer
>>714653622
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, yeeeeeeeee.
>>714653370
Well not sure what kind of slumber party, and i've also never been to any party unless you count family birthdays.
>>714653497
he had a wife and 7 kids and will be dearlyu missed.
>>714653458
You misspelled perfect, but I can still agree. Just wait until later on in the series, when you'll have to choose where you sit on the best girl debate.
>>714653668
You never give me hugs anymore.
>>714653647
Sachi will remain. He's here, no doubt.
Why the fuck do you autistic neets just not have sex with a real fucking woman getting a GF is not hard and getting pussy for a night is even less hard
>>714653449
Can someone explain this to me? Also hi
>>714653647
>>714653458
*waves tiredly*
>>714653645
Well fuck.
>>714653671
That's not what Ricing is you dip.
>>714653683
Ayyyyyy.
Seriously all you fucks should get a loving real GF I have one and they are great
>>714653785
Because real women poop, and that is fucking nasty.
Can you believe that almost 99% of REAL WOMEN have poop inside them RIGHT NOW?
>>714653845
>>714653785
I have fifteen girlfriends right now.
>>714653742
My supply of hugs is very short and it's not enough for everyone that deserves them.
>>714653842
It's a stereotypical ricer thing where they say something like "i just beat a Ferrari in my Honda!" even though the Ferrari wasn't racing
>>714653792
Hardly. I was gone for 3 days like I said. First time I've even seen the infamous post.
Either way, rip.
>>714653880
Yea but atleast my GF is real nigger
>>714653590
Eat honey bunches of oats ya dingus :o
>>714653647
You can add me on discord or fb just to keep touch a little closer
And I'm really sorry I miss him too and know you loved each other
>>714654097
What's that? -_-
>>714653971
Nah, I know most people aren't racing. If I thought they were, I would've bragged that I beat a new Lamborghini in my 25 year old NA RX7 Vert. Which would just be a retarded claim. I've been able to beat a few new sports cars like challengers and chargers, but that's only because my car is a lot smaller and could squeeze through the traffic, where there's couldn't. But if it was an open highway, no way would I have won.
Plus, bolt on parts and wings that have no purpose are retarded.
>>714654077
Your GF is a real nigger?
>>714653945
The age old supply-demand excuse. I didn;t know you were Jewish.
>>714654097
Literally worst. Generic brand corn flakes with almonds and honey, much better, costs nothing.
>>714654097
I'll tell you later, I need to go to class. I am in band and the composer is getting pissed at me looking at my phone every two minutes
I'll be back soon.
>>714653742
I kind of have a guess about what will happen at the end already, but I'll just have to wait and see. I'm going to have to download the series, it seems to be more reliable than using a streaming site lately
>>714653792
*waves a little less tiredly*
>>714653945
How is the liquid staying in her glass if she's under water
>>714653398
Asian stuff.
>>714654335
Fucking normie conducters
>>714654408
So E-Sports? Thanks for ruining the video game industry.
>>714654209
A better cereal :o
>>714654314
when you get so used to great value cereal lol
>>714654335
take care, I was in band too
>>714654349
Get the Coalgirls batch.
>streaming
Shamefur.
>>714654271
What did you do to your car?
>>714654523
I don't think we have that here -_-
>>714654609
Coalgirls batch? I assume this is a group who puts out subbed anime?
I want to rim TSF.
>>714654733
>his waifu is a weeb
>>714654523
Weet-bix too, if you have that or something similar in wherever you can put hot sauce on them and they're still edible. I've tried.
>>714654695
How'd you guess?
https://coalgirls.wakku.to/266/katanagatari
>>714654882
I'm sitting here waiting for a good seed to hit either the 720 or the 1080 torrent. It's crawling right now
>this is why I usually stream
>>714654671
Took a corner a tad too fast with overinflated tires and understeered straight into the back of a Mercedes. Their car got some scratches on the bumper. Mine got it much worse.
>>714654933
I can relate. It is an older series too.
>>714655113
>tfw they haven't done Pandora Hearts
This is also another reason, a lot of the time I can't find a decent torrent for what I want to watch
>>714655161
Has to be easier than finding a decent stream that's for sure.
https://www.nyaa.se
>>714655233
This is the website who's name I could never remember
Thank you so much
>>714655068
Oh rip. Is it fixable or would it be too much work/money?
>>714655233
Saved
>>714655298
>>714655415
I only accept thanks in the form of sex.
>>714655532
>LOOD
I don't do that, sorry
>>714655532
I only suck dick for gross profit
>>714655360
It is. It's just a bent bumper, and some connecting rods for the light. But honestly, I'm debating whether I should fix it, or just knock the price to $1k flat when I sell it, rather than the full $2k I was gunna ask for.
But that's not for another year at least, so I really shouldn't be thinking about that yet.
As well, it's perfectly driveable as it is now. I'm still hitting the same high speeds I hit from before. And I even fixed the coolant leak since then, so there's no burning coolant smell anymore!
>>714654408
stolen
>>714655564
>>714655638
>>714655789
Okay, okay, but you're paying for the rimmy.
>>714655789
>still not gonna do it
>>714655664
That's good then, and as long as it drives it's fine
>>714655901
Sweet. When and where?
>>714655933
That's still 1/2, that's like 50% succes rate.
>>714656214
Where you a? I'll come over now.
Iiii'm back
>>714654423
Ah yes, that's what I meant conductor not composer.
>>714654523
What instrument? :O
>>714656375
Did you mean to say "where you at?"
>>714656385
rusty trombone xdddd
>>714656420
Ye.
>>714656214
That's a 50% win rate, but when I'm involved, it's a 100% chance to lose one
>>714656385
I wish I was still playing an instrument, it's fun :(
>>714656472
Then my answer to you is: before the unnecessary preposition!
>>714656468
~toouuut~
I'm a faggot, I play the flute
And no, that isn't a metaphor for cock.
>>714656599
It is fun, though anymore I usually only use band for learning music theory and getting inspiration
>>714656661
Fuck.
I'm going to sleep.
>>714656599
Go grab a recorder. Ah I can hear the soothing melody of hot cross buns echoing in the hallway now...
>>714656740
No wait!
>>714656704
I enjoy playing instruments. I don't have money for them sadly though, nor a means to play with a group
>>714656750
I don't own a recorder
>I'm not Renge
>>714656750
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
>>714656805
Why? I'm tired.
>>714656862
fuckin kekd m8
There is a spider on my screen as I'm typing this.
>>714656805
Who is this other Yui?
Cute waifu btw
>>714656812
Playing solo is fun too, I never play leads in a group and usually insist on playing supporting parts.
You can pick up a decent keyboard or guitar for a couple hundred, thrift/pawn shops usually hold them for really cheap prices, though they sometimes need a bit of fixing.
>>714657459
Put him in a jar keep him as a deskbuddy
>>714657507
I'm talking about like, a clarinet or something of the sort. I can't play guitar, or keyboard
Pawn shop woodwinds is kind of a revolting thought
>>714657459
Just come out from the basement then
>>714657459
The only option is to burn your house down
>>714656385
I played euphonium for concert band and bass drum for marching band
I was co captain :o
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
>>714658197
you :o
>>714658197
try to unfuck up
>>714657589
Flutes can be ok, I would stay away from thrift shops for woodwinds, but often times pawn shop instruments are in decent quality, I would just clean it before using it.
Keyboard/piano is a fun instrument to learn though, it makes visualization of music 10x easier, or atleast it did for me.
>>714657822
College or highschool?
I never had the courage to hold a high position like that, too awkward of a person to lead people and too clumsy to keep a beat.
>>714658197
Jerk off a bit, come on here, go to work, study, maybe play vidya if I am in the mood.
>>714658258
You can't plan me though, that doesn't make sense
>>714658386
Oh? What did you do?
>>714658434
I'm too clumsy for the piano. I have a hard enough time just typing :(
>jerk off, come here, study and vidya
Why not jerk off while posting in /waifu/ at work while you play vidya about your choice of study?
>>714658563
Because jerking off in the coat closet isn't a good idea. Plus phone vidya kinda sucks.
>>714658793
Nothing wrong with jerking off in a coat closet :o
Do you have a mobile like a 3DS or something?
>>714658966
Same tbh
>>714658434
High school and community college :o
>>714658563
You are number one on my to do list
>>714659171
Sadly I not really. I have an old DS lite if that counts, I might take my GBA to play Pokémon Blue, if the game card hasn't corroded more since I last played it.
>>714659407
Oh, I am only in a pep band right now, didn't want to deal with intricate auditions that I would fuck up anyways.
I am awake
>>714659407
That's no good.
>>714659518
Therre's a thought. Coat closets tend to be pretty boring for most of the night, only when people are showing up and leaving is it interesting
>>714659710
Ohayou
Anyone want to do anything
>>714659815
why? :(
>>714659518
I'm sure you would be fine :o
our pep band only plays for basketball, do you do that?
I don't know why
>>714659815
hey hey
>>714645926
G claimed
>>714658563
I'm not sure how to put this.
but it feels like I just can't go back
That claim does not look legal.
>thread is 4 hours old
So glad these threads are dropping like flies
>>714659710
Hello, how are you?
>>714659815
Yeah, that is true. I hope my boss keeps me in there though and doesn't move me to bussing.
>>714660011
Yup, sometimes for home football games too.
>>714660011
That's not what I am for
>triple doubles
>>714660091
You don't know why what
>>714660229
Anything planned for today?
>>714660637
Go back to what?
>>714660701
Let's do illegal things
>>714660791
well, i'm awake, so that's a start
>>714660813
not really, apply to some more jobs, might go grocery shopping at some point
>>714650700
You know your life is fucking pathetic once you are asking this kind of things on the thread.
Even trying to mask it behind irony, is still hilarious.
QOTT: What introduced you to anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxq37Sv1JWw
I think my parents hated me.
>>714662533
Youtube
QOTT
When did you realise Mai is trying to build up a new reputation since the thread is full of newfags
>>714653398
nigger
>>714654733
me too
>>714662738
A few seconds ago when someone pointed it out on a thread
>>714662738
QOTT
when did you realise that chen is an asshat?
>>714662533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMcgCHX8moY
My mom really liked Mecha anime and they were really popular in Italy at the time apparently.
>>714662977
A long time ago
>>714662977
>Muh chen scapegoat meme
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS.
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS,
>>714662774
good taste
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS.
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS,
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS.
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS,
>>714663241
>>714663158
Stop being so sad you fucking autist
>>714663158
such a lovely picture
QOTT: When did you realise that nobody cares what the answer is to a question and they only use QOTT to tell everyone something?
>>714663163
Sylphynford is thicc
>>714660791
sounds fun, where are you from again?
I'm in AZ
That pic is too cute btw ._.
>>714660813
what are you for? :o
>>714663374
When mai tried to stay relevant
>>714662433
calm down lol
It's just a thread ya dingus :o
Can we talk about anime without sperging about internet personalities and meta drama?
>>714663708
I'm for Alice
Hn?
>>714663827
How many layers of irony are you on?
That doesn't change the fact that you are asking for human interaction in it.
>>714663855
nice dmgcontrol mai
>>714663891
Interesting
>>714663937
I don't like ironic humor :o
>>714663662
best gurl
>>714664193
Yes
>>714664154
yea, that's about how i feel
>>714663855
The sanest of requests.
What shows are you watching this season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZnahk0-uw
>>714664159
Your life is an ironic mess of memes and lies
>>714664306
what an autist
>>714664324
I'm a very simple person :o
work, eat, music, youtube, games, waifu, sleep
No lies there
>>714664304
None of them, I have older anime to catch up on.
>>714664324
I'm screencaping this post and setting it as my wallpaper.
>>714664497
It's sad to think life is all just a pattern
>>714664607
Specifically?
>>714664607
Cool.
Seems that you still love me too much.
>>714664689
wow! now that you pointed that out, I hate this life now! wow you're so smart and have a great life o:
>>714664497
I do the same
>>714664699
I'm rewatching Code Geass in preparation of season 3.
>>714664999
>>714664497
>>714664925
Living memes.
>>714665076
How?
>>714664925
I wasn't being a cunt it just describes life itself.
>>714665059
Lol mai tryina hold up conversations
>>714665059
I'm so ready to be disappointed by R3 and pretend it doesn't exist.
>>714665126
Misserable? :o
>>714665076
Living a simple life is a meme?
>>714664999
who is this?
>>714665126
Yui...
gonna shower and get ready for work :o
brb gators!
>>714665229
>>714665226
Yep.
>>714665229
Moog...
>>714665327
Have fun
Hi chen
>>714665196
>Shut the fuck up and don't ever respond to me, your life is a slut and you know it.
>Shittiest cumdumpster.
>But anon-sama, if she is desires among men it just makes me happy that she is mine!
>>714665148
:o i c now my bad didn't mean to be rude to you, lovely
brb
>>714665059
I'm not terribly excited for it, but that sounds more like rewatching rather than catching up to me.
>>714665375
Hi.
>>714665226
Nobody
>>714665327
Bye
>autistic virgins calling another weeb an autist
>>714665375
Y r u dis grunt led
>>714665390
It's alright, see ya!
>>714665485
Idk. I just posted a picture, I didn't know what emotion to try to convey.
>>714665426
Are you having a good day?
>>714664264
(Sorry.)
>>714665786
The day is good because it has me.
>>714664699
You.
>>714651524
>>714651979
>>714652454
>>714653244
>>714653244
>>714653692
That's actually mine
>>714665950
Hmm?
>>714665376
Who are you quoting?
>>714665401
I guess, but this is just a one time thing because of the announcement.
I don't really have a schedule for what anime I'm going to watch because I don't think you should turn something you enjoy into work.
>>714666277
Autist
>>714666330
Don't forget about the face pic you little shit.
>>714666277
True, but I once enjoyed keeping up with seasonal releases, so I never really saw it as work.
I just downloaded the chart and made note of new shows that might be of interest.
You don't? What about things you are planning on watching?
>>714666167
Nonsense, why would you think that?
Time for work :o
Well shit, found out my dealer got busted.
RIP
>>714666589
Why do you the :o thing?
>>714666620
sucks m8
>>714666620
rip
>>714666585
Because she's mine, and I'm doin things with her every day.
>>714666575
Are you honestly believing I'll insult someone without letting them know its me?
>>714666579
I'm very spontaneous, I used to try and plan what I was going to watch but it started to feel like a choir and I stopped watching anime for a few months because of it.
>>714667094
But you are letting me know it's you by your behavior.
>>714667217
Huh?
You know I love you and I could never insult you.
I'm disappointed.
>>714667106
Why did you try it then?
Do the two Chen's share a folder? :o
Shiro claimed.
>>714667541
Hello, you seem really clean for such an ugly virgin neckbeard!
I ate a clementine today, ama.
>>714667843
I just ate a clementine as well. Was it as good as my clementine?
I am ugly though, and I can't grow a beard and I am a virgin :(
>>714667496
For efficiency.
>>714667940
Come on.
Answer me.
>>714668033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
>>714667940
You are such a beautiful anon
I'm sorry internet turned you insecure and you have trust issues because of it.
Damn, you can't even be happy about a conversation with someone if you get close because you'll never know if he is geniune or not.
I pity you.
>>714667940
I see. Have you watched Kaiji?
>>714668158
What point is there to being disingenuous on the internet?
>>714667927
It probably wasn't. Mine was full of plant smegma.
How was your orange smegma ball?
>I am ugly though
There is no face so ugly that a sportscar couldn't make it pretty.
>can't grow a beard
Have you tried taking steroids?
>I am a virgin :(
Clearly because you are saving yourself for your pure waifu, right?
>>714668307
What point is there coming here from /g/ because you are no longer accepted there?
>>714668403
That's a self answeing question.
You are no longer accepted somewhere, thusly you are displaced. Coming here is just a result of that, is it not?
>>714668369
>How was your orange smegma ball?
It had plenty of plant smegma too. I hat to peel it off though
>There is no face so ugly that a sportscar couldn't make it pretty.
But I have no money and no sportscar
>Have you tried taking steroids?
Nope, not going to
>Clearly because you are saving yourself for your pure waifu, right?
What other reason would there be?
>>714668176
No, but I've heard of it and want to.
It's kinda in the same vein as Code Geass and Deathnote, isn't it?
>>714668543
Coming here is just you searching for a place to be accepted
You seem lonely, Effigy
Is your Mac collection still that nice?
>>714668662
>I hat to peel it off
Me too. I don't mind a little smegma, but it was all hard and the whole thing was covered in it under the skin.
>But I have no money and no sportscar
Do you have higher education or brains?
>What other reason would there be?
Obviously there could be none better.
>>714668949
>the whole thing was covered in it under the skin.
Then you have to become an amateur surgeon. Not an easy life
>Do you have higher education or brains?
I'm in school, the brain part is debatable
>Obviously there could be none better.
I hear I can become a wizard, I'm interested in knowing what my first spell will be
>>714668663
Yes, you could say that.
It is a very good show and one I'd recomend.
>>714668736
Yes, I guess that's a way to interprit things.
I'm not lonely, just alone.
You must have confused me with Kalyx. Though I don't really see how you would.
>>714669143
Kalyx told me to take good care of you, you know.
