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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic canoe explosion

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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic canoe explosion several years ago.

I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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Every fucking day
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>>714642269
Rolling 4 nudes
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>>714642391
Off by 2, unlucky Spider-Man!
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>>714642269
>>714642415
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89 shouldn't be a problem for me.
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>>714642269

Tragic canoe explosion, that's how I want to go.
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come up with a new fucking one faggot
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Roll
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>>714642473
>newfags don't know that this threads posted everyday
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Roll
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>>714642473
Nope!
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>>714642569
Fuck you man
Now i want to sleep with an older lady
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Rolling 4 nudes
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someone rolled 69 yesterday on this thread yesterday, then OP said he's changing it to 89, i hit that too and that cunt never delivered
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Op is a faggot
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OP here, to speed things up a bit we'll say trips instead of 89. Increase the odds a bit for you guys...
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>>714642699
kill yourself fucking self faggot, you will finally benefit society by doing so
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>>714642269
Sorry for your loss anon, rolling for nudes
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>>714642736
> kill yourself fucking self
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>>714642269
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>>714642690
Close!!
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>>714642761
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rolling so that our canoes can explode too
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>>714643379
roll
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>>714642269
>shitposting intensifies
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>>714642688
It was 89 the day before that. This thread has been spammed a couple times in the past few days. Op just likes to see how many people waste their time.
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waste my time b
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Roll for OP brain cancer surgery
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OP here, I don't know about these fake threads you're referring to, but I'll keep the nudes to myself if nobody wants to roll. Fate has spoken.
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>>714644290
roooooollll
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>>714644387
so close ;_;
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>>714642269
Canoe explosion WTF!! You sir are an idiot
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let's all just post on 3 and get this over with
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>>714644469
That is incredibly disrespectful for the tragedy we suffered
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>>714642269
My canoe was just too big for your girl brah
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>>714644290
Post a NN picture of the person you claim to be your ex lover instead of a model than I'll take back the claims.
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>>714644290
Okay but this time have you got them on you- no they are with my dad and my canoe won't start so will have to walk rubbish.
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>>714644611
> than
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>>714642269
Your dead GFs dick is bigger than mine; may she RIP in peace.

Also Roll
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rolling for 89
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rolllllll
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>>714644628
My dad has them? That's weird, why would my dad have nudes of my dead ex girlfriend. Sicko.

The USB is at my church and I'll just have to jump on the train to get them, but OP will deliver if you keep the thread alive - maximum 45 mins
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roll
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roll for canudes
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>>714644784
She didn't have pockets in that costume so that's where she kept her packed lunch. Show some respect
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>>714644862
He did yesterday in the same thread.

Why would the Church have them?

And will it increase to an hour again?
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>>714644974
>packed lunch
Fucking lol you're alright anon
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>>714642269
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>>714645008
No, it's a short train journey on the rickety bridge over the canoe lake, then a 5 min walk to the church. I left my desktop computer there accidentally and the USB is plugged into it.
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>>714645169
Wait a second......this all makes sense now.........train canoe explosion, they must be related......
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>>714645169
>Takes Desktop computer to Church

Roll.
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>>714645286
It's not a very nice story, I don't want to talk about it please.
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>>714645260
>>714645169

So they recovered the body but she had a water burial?

Hum Connecting the dots here.
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>>714645350
OP here, my beloved ex was cryogenically frozen (rich uncle). I don't know anything about a water burial, dare I say that seems a bit far-fetched too.
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Roll
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Rololol
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Rolling 89. I want those nudes.
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>>714642269

nudz pls.
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89? Ez.
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rol
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rolllllllllll
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So I asked myself something.
>why is op hung on the number 89
>what train explosion
>wtf's a train canoe
>why use a Russian model as thumbnail

So I looked up train wrecks in 1989, only one of which ended in an explosion along with a body of water nearby. And I think I have an answer who ever Op is, was canoeing while the Ufa Train Wreck happened. The only thing is that the inccedent happened in June as the timing doesn't add up

That's if Op is to be believed, I still don't buy it
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89
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>>714642314
perfect first post
lost my shit
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Rollerino
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OP here, it appears neither 89 nor trips are coming about, I'll assume fate doesn't want this to happen.
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>>714642269
89
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Rollen
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>>714646411
>p
Op is a phaggot??
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89 tbh
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ropll
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89 part 2
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OP here, I'm putting a post cap at 100 posts. If no trips or 89 I will throw the USB away
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>>714646159
Good work.
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>>714646501
Rolling
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Will I be a savior?
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Spam thread everyone please leave
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>>714646636
Just for confirmation, if that was quads they wouldn't have applied
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>>714646660
Just for confirmation if that was quads that wouldn't have applied either
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Well
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Op is the biggest fgt
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18 posts remaining
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op didnt even gave sample..
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Roll
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>>714646519
Not good enough. Cause Op's a fucking troll and I still can't believe people are wasting their time on this. I only delved into that dumb theory cause there's nothing else happening on /b/
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rip
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>>714646778
Off by one!!
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Rolling, maybe
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Roll
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>>714646829
10 posts remaining
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there is nothing
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>>714646842
How?
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Roll..
Kek bless me.
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Daily roll
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>>714646889
confirmed.1111
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>>714646889
nailed it
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>>714646889
Bingo
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>>714646889
WINRAR
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>>714646889
Wow
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>>714646889
OP here, this doesn't count because it was me
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>>714646889
Chekt
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>>714646963
How MR OP? This was me you arse.
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(I think Op isn't going to deliver)

Roll.
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>>714642269
I wanna see the canoe
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>>714646963
Seriously dude fuck you
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I guess i'll have to get it
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100 posts has now elapsed, the nudes will never be released. Fate has spoken.
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tripppp
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>>714646889
Post 'em nigger
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https://no.pinterest.com/martelpix/the-att-girl/
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>>714646963
Total fucking faggot. Kys seriously.
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Ravirolli ravirolli

give us the nudes OP
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>>714647012
It was me, I was giving a counter on posts remaining. Don't lie and make things up, bad karma for you.
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>>714647035
Till Next time, see you tomorrow.
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here you go,
https://no.pinterest.com/pin/294774738090448384/
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>>714647139
Kek

:^)
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>>714647171
>https://no.pinterest.com/pin/294774738090448384/
thnx. OP faggot confirmed
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>>714647221
> ever thinking it was real

Kek
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>>714642269
Why would a few nude photos bring so much joy?
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89
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nudes
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/
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kek
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obviously bait.
also 89 get
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mnmnm
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.
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:) Op post em
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>>714642269
get
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_
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Rooll.
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rollin
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n
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bb
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Dude you can't be serious
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>>714646488
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>>714647789
no fuck how could i roll it
kill me
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>>714647789
WINRAR
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come on
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>>714647815
How can i delete my post?
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>>714647789
winnaaar
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>>714642269
>passed away in a tragic canoe explosion
Kekd like an ass
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>>714647789
God, I wish I were that canoe
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>>714647789
I'm sorry the 100 post limit has already elapsed.

I very possibly might do another thread at some point in the future, I've yet to delete the USB at the church.....ill see what happens
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>>714642269
when is Trump going to do something about the exploding canoes? I voted for him specifically out of concern on this topic. Too many have been lost already. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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>mfw
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>>714648117
Yep See tomorrow for another thread.

Wonder how the story will change next?
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>>714642269
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>>714648189
There it is
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>>714648244
is what where
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>>714642269
that's not funny, my brother died that way!
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>>714648234
No promises anon, this has been an emotional roller coaster for me
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