REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>714640709
lol plzzz
>>714640709
but i already have a girlfriend
>>714640709
Dubs and you all stay virgins Until you're 32.
>>714640709
already have one virgin bait faggit
Pliszzle op imma ask this qt3.14 at work tomorrow
CHECK 'EM
i already have one tho how does it work
>>714640709
Gibe da pusi baus
>>714640709
Ok im ready
>>714640709
Don't wanna chance it... Sent a risky text...
Met a girl at a concert yesterday. Let's see if 4chan still has some magic left.
Quads for 2 girlfriends
Please anon and kek
Give me virgin plz
>>714640709
Aw no you don't OP. You're not going to burden me with some useless crack.
ehh
>>714640709
Better not tell my wife.
>>714640709
would be cool, ty
ITT:
>>714640709
What if i want a fuck buddy?
pls
>>714641245
>>714640709
I can't wait
>>714640709
Suki is cute
>>714640709
Let's try this once again. I should have a fucking harem by now.
It's 8:39pm. I hope this works and a girl comes to visit me in my room at my parents house.
>>714640709
I want to be with her again.
>>714640709
fuck!
>>714640709
Sweet! Thanks op! Can I have the girl in the picture?
Why won't these facebook tier thread just stop. Stop killing my /b/
>>714640709
actually very well possible
>>714640709
I believe in power of Op
What if i already have?
>>714641482
>my /b/
How long have you been on the chan, kid?
>>714640709
ok!!!
>>714641482
>my /b/
fuck you
Another one? awesome!
Cone on Gary needs a new pair of shoes
>>714641438
sure
Ha!
k thanks magical wizard
>>714640709
>>714640709
C'mon crazy chick up the road
Reply
>>714640709
Reply
>>714640709
Holy shit it works retroactively.
Roll
Does it work with boyfriends?
damn
>>714640709
tomorrow will be the day
>>714640709
i wonder
>>714640709
Finally
i need another one why not.
>>714641052
Give me tha hamburger.... pllllls
Thank you magical /b/izard
>>714640709
Never wooorks
I'm replying to this thread and not OP because it says to reply to this THREAD, you assmonkeys.
>>714640709
pls
>>714640709
I don't like african americans
okkkkay buddy
>>714640709
Why not.
Already got one
lies and slander
roll
Ok.
Well this is neat.
This is my last hope. I'm killing myself if it doesn't work.
>>714640709
Why the hell not.
Rollerino
reply
>>714640709
if only
>>714640709
I don't want a girlfriend atm
>>714640709
buying gf
Ahh
>>714640709
yeah sure
>>714640709
Pl0x
reply
>>714640709
neat
lol
eh I'll take the bait
>>714641482
>my /b/
The type of guy who has been here for a year.
>>714640709
Pleaseee
>>714640709
i hope shes a whore
cool
lulz
>>714640709
ok pls give
Last time didn't work
>>714640709
God pls
>>714640709
Fuck
Plzzz
>>714640709
Ha ha ha NO
this better work
>>714640709
Worth a shot
>>714642790
Nah ima stay
Sure, why not?
>>714640709
Okay thank anon I trust you
>>714640709
pls
>>714640709
i only take s1 as girlfriend i like
Plz lord knows im lonely af
>>714640709
please I beg
Dont lie to me man.
>>714640709
Given up all hope so why not
pls no i'm gay
Pls
Lets go
Mtgshu
Check
>>714640709
Oy vet
>>714640709
what about a boyfriend?
>>714641630
you will get another one
>>714640709
roll dubs
Fuck off. There's no hope for me... I've been shutdown five times this year may as well fucking kms.
>>714640709
maybe
>>714640709
>>714640709
Plz.....
Please be good to me. Gibe me da griilfriend boi
>>714640709
pls
Yo
Let's fucking roll
>>714640709
I can't wait to friend a girl!
Lies
>>714640709
>>714640766
>>714641031
You will now have two girlfriends
>>714640709
no chance
Okkk man
>>714640709
Jeebus christ
plz
Why do people respond to these threads? i dont get it.
Yo
may as well :3
Repl
Got nothing to lose lol
>>714640709
fuck
>>714640709
lets do this
hasnt worked yet but ok
>>714640709
Pls
op pls
I guess
>>714643878
I have no idea to be honest with you
That doesn't guarantee happiness or even a better life
>>714640709
wont work
>>714640709
Sounds awesome
>>714640709
impossible
>>714640709
yes please
Nope
Did you just assume my sexual preference?
go
>>714640709
Pls
>>714640709
I am literally lonely enough to try this.
Should really get around to killing myself already.
Why not?
>>714640709
Already got one faggot
>>714640709
pls
Bump bc very lonely
>>714640709
riiight.
>>714640709
pls
I have a girlfriend and I still feel empty inside
>>714644218
Won't ever find anyone feeling sorry for yourself.
I need this
ok
faggots
>>714640709
I have to poop
>>714644278
This guy knows whatsup. If you're not happy now, a gf won't fix it.
deliver
>>714640709
please
>>714644278
a trap can fix that
O RLY
C'mon JessicaRosemary <3
Cream cheese bagel
Nothing to lose
>>714640709
>Everybody replies
>>714640709
Cheeki Breeki
K
Gods above pls
>>714640709
But I already have 2 , suppose another won't hurt
i only "know" like 2 girls and they're not my type (even though my type should be just breathing or at least warm)
>>714640709
R E P L I E D
E
P
L
I
E
D
quints
Meh, why not?
>>714640709
give me
Better deliver OP
roll
>>714640709
Weally?
Gimme da pussy b0ss
dubz
>>714640709
what if i dont want one
>>714640709
no i wont :(
Don't think it'll work but who the hell knows
>>714640709
could it be
Nothing to lose.
Ahaha I fucking wish
>>714640709
I mean, this is one I can't risk
Rolling
>>714640709
grill get
Sure
Plz
pls
fucking plz
>>714640709
Everyone who replied is obviously desperate. Including me
>>714644740
pls gief gf
Oh lord plz
Pls no
K
Mmm
>>714640709
g mother g
blue eyed blonde nordic gf for me pls
Interesting promise, better keep it or I make thread telling how nasty liar your are OP, possibly telling people that you are a faggot.
>>714640709
Give gf, sukker
Ok
I'm replying
>>714640709
if only
Ok
Here
>>714640709
No, I won't
Bum0
>>714640709
>F
>>714640709
iight fam gimme one
Kek
i sure hope so
>>714640709
What if this doesn't work? Is there a complaint office I can send a letter to?
Nice
eat my dick
>>714640709
Godsss off waaarrr
>>714640709
Thats not what this is about anymore
>>714640709
Wrong
reply
Hope this works
Die
reply
>>714640709
Gimme
I love you, OP
pls
is this an official agreement or what
Kek
Fine why not
>>714640709
Rolan
Kek
>>714640709
sure
>>714640709
Sign me right the fuck up
K
Thanks for the girlfriend
>>714640709
Ok.
We'll fap together
>>714640709
pia pls
>>714640709
Pleeaassee
Plz op
Bless us
Sure
Niggerfaggot!
If I reply two times can I get two of them?
Going on a date with 9/10 today, this thread was the first thing i saw, you better be fucking right anon
finally
k
>>714640709
so loenl
>>714646207
ferlass uns
>>714640709
well I lose nothing with trying
>captcha : pizza
Worth a shot
If only
Hell, there's no harm in it. I'm only here because I'm depressed and lonely. Its a real struggle to go on. I hope this works.
Pls op don't be lying to me
>>714640709
But.. what if i already do ?
For once I want one of these to be real.
AAAAA
>>714640709
will take either big tits or a fine ass. k, thanks.
>>714646084
moar?
>>714640709
praise kek
Sure, im desperate
Give me a good one
i want a hot one
>>714640709
BAM
>>714640709
roll
if it works then yess man
kk
>>714640709
pls op do your magic
:(
>>714640709
ma dudes
>>714640709
Vaaa mooo
What makes you so sure OP
>>714640709
>Are u sure about that?
here goes nothing
Calling for gf delivery service.op surely delivers.
finally I'll get one
Pfft
>>714642750
Love me some Lea
>>714640709
lul
>>714640709
Thanks.
Do I get another since I already have one?
Y!
Haha xd
>>714640709
yes pls
>>714640709
if you think so
last hope
lets see about that.
>>714640709
didn't work last time but meh
>>714640709
lets see about that
Why not
:)
Nah
>>714640709
penis
Ayy
>>714640709
Replied. Where's my 72 virgins
>>714640709
I don't like the sounds of these conditions
