YLYL thread
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YLYL thread
>>714630979
>>714631068
Damn. History is beast yo
>>714631608
That fucking file name
>>714631189
kek
>>714631871
I can see it happening
>>714631189
He shoulve finished her
Bumpin
>>714631871
Too bad he's canceling the order.
>>714632430
Lost
>>714631033
That implies that the titanic sank icebergs.
>>714632430
i dunno should i cry or laugh at this
-eurofag
>>714632430
>$3.99 each
>>714632858
>europe.wmp
>>714632832
I can't believe I'm triggered already
>>714632900
What?
>>714632430
I don't get this..someone please explain it. I'm retarded.
>>714632941
dubs never lie
>>714631163
>Level 90 bard
Good job failing at renaming the gif. faggit.
>>714631189
HAHAHA!
>>714632983
this isn't a cringe thread
>>714632954
File name
>>714630979
>>714633057
You keep up that attitude and I'm gonna go bananas on your ass
>>714633208
I just threw up in my mouth a little
YOU GUY GONE DOWNLOAD MY FIRE AS MIXTAPE FRFR??? 100 100 100
>>714633130
Kek
>>714632954
file name is europe.gif
It's referring to the influx of refugees in cucked central europe.
>>714633114
What kind of a pleb do you think I am for not checking the filename? I said I was retarded not blind.
>>714631171
underrated
This is how I play games
>>714633414
This is my guest bathroom
>>714631125
Never got how this kinda shit freaks people out. If the guy was actually dead he couldn't hit the connect button.
>>714633455
the pringles made me lose
>>714631721
kek
>>714633529
>buckle up guys, you're about to see some shit.
>>714633594
>christine
must be a fag
>>714631290
Holy shit. I can't believe they all fell for the oldest samefagging trick in the book.
>>714633722
>dubs
>not knowing who cwc is
How do those two mix?
>>714633594
It wont help. For it to work, there is suppose to be something inside
>>714633647
>>714632633
do you see the iceberg that sank titanic around anymore? Think about it.
>>714633414
>can't use the shower
Yeah that'd kind of what I figured.
>>714631171
KEK
>>714633976
I wheel it out once a week to shower
>>714634073
Doesn't have pc
>>714631298
Thank you. I will never forget the magic sentence "Making a bitch rest while birds poop all over her booty." it may be the greatest sentence ever recorded in written history.
>>714633313
no its not you samefag, its garbage
>>714634073
NO R8 ME
>>714631163
rename it in:
triggercablehiddenintambourine.gif
>>714632858
I saw this when I was much younger and at the time I thought he was just into weird stuff. But now I suddenly realize somebody probably put him there against his will, and also is he even fucking alive?
>>714631033
If you find this funny you qualify as a fucking moron
>>714632983
PC bros
>>714631171
whats the fake text anyways? a bio book?
>>714633722
>not knowing who Chris-chan is
Welcome newfriend
>>714634239
How old is that pic? When did you first see it?
>>714633057
I bet they actually got laid doing that. If it was a couple scrawny fedora bronies doing that instead of a couple frat boys, then I would call it cringe.
>>714634050
i dont get it, what would actually happen?
>>714633780
luck, kid
>>714634316
>>714634050
/k/ek
>>714632653
I laughed
>>714632852
Literal rape and they ain't even that good.
>>714634361
you gun becomes full auto.
Dont tell anyone though, its illegal
>>714634321
>4321
Is there a special prize for that?
And yes, i am an individual recently introduced to this new dimension
>>714632983
>glass cloud
This guy can walk with me any fucking day with that bomb ass merch
>>714634400
kek'd
>>714633414
I take it your drum kit never gets used.
>>714634511
>>714633529
Lost hard
>>714633455
>>714633576
I lost it to the "bucket of beers" in the sink
>>714634333
God, I saw it at least a decade ago. My boyfriend has confirmed that he also saw it around that long ago
>>714633529
Alright everyone company meeting in the conference room, anyone who doesn't attend/stay is fired.
>>714634361
The Teeth lock the chamber so the explosion from the cartridge is contained.
Filing them off causes it to vent hot gas out the side of the gun at best. and blow up in your fucking face at worst.
>>714634050
Followed directions now my nuts look like thus
>>714631275
I'd seen this before but only lost this time because I finally noticed that poor guy's face had been pasted in at the lower-left.
Also, does anyone have a link to, well, whatever video it is in which Chunkerella appears, and what she's talking about? Fat Acceptance delusions, I presume.
>>714634264
wasn't that funny but after this, it's impossible not to laugh
>>714633565
he hit the connect button but once lets say he killed himself then it just keeps rolling, u dont need to click the connect button for every new video chat
>>714634511
You don't deserve any of these dubs you new piece of shit
>>714634154
Niggerest faggot in all of nigger faggot land
>>714633271
im tilted. fuck.
>>714631608
>>714631680
I hadn't noticed, had a hearty kek
>tumblr in the foreground, rest of world in the background
>>714634824
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but once the other guy disconnects he should need to hit a button to move on to the next one. Unless they've changed how that works recently, I haven't used omegle in probably at least a year.
>>714634526
>bomb ass merch
please shoot yourself
>>714633722
>Not knowing Chris Chan the Man (Sorta) himself
>>714631051
Lost
>>714634303
How are mammograms funny?
>>714634857
lol sorry
>>714635006
Triggered
Mad
>>714633594
I wonder if he enjoyed his visit from the Secret Service.
>>714635029
>>714634333
Trippy
>>714633647
Holy shit, that's actually what it says.
>>714633293
So everybodys becoming a nazi now?
You know, brown is the color of the NSDAP.
>>714635006
I'm sure he was seriously posting in his serious real life vernacular. Are you fucking new?
>>714634991
maybe different for that website i know for omegle it keeps rolling until you move your cursor to click otherwise
>>714635022
This is fucking tragically bad.
>>714634346
It isn't like frat boys generally have trouble getting skanks in the first place. And this stupid stunt would just attract obese, pointy-glasses-wearing feminist Princess Cuntarella types they would fuck on a dare.
Not good thinking, but frat guys aren't known for their intelligence either.
>>714632858
That guy kinda looks like Bill Clinton.
>>714635213
>he
>(you)
ease up kido
>>714635022
>>714635088
what is actually happening here
>>714634791
Its a TED talk about it being alright to be fat, not hard to find
>>714635240
>that website
I feel like a fuckin idiot I didn't even look close enough to see that was chatroulette not omegle. Never mind I guess.
>>714631033
>>714634264
I found it funny because of the motion blur on the boat.
>>714632633
Or maybe you're just being an overanalyzing homotron?
>>714635150
Ofc I fucking know that.
I think both you and I know that wasn't the point of that post.
>>714632430
first i wat'd.
then i check'd the file name.
then i kek'd.
>>714632983
this niggas are picking up insecure bitches left and right. nothing to laugh here
>>714635361
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-nevada-high-school-lockdown-shots-fired-44041428
>>714633130
shields are a kind of healing too
>>714635268
That was wise of him to include his email in such a strikingly beautiful photo.
>>714633813
shut up newfag
>>714635269
Chicks could easily say they want to get walked around even if they didn't actually feel unsafe. If they thought the guy was cute then boom, instant ice breaker and conversation starter. You're the one who sounds like an idiot if you can't see how this would be easy for them to use to their advantage.
>>714635030
Its a nigger
>>714635527
>spot the symmetra main.
>>714633722
>being this new
>>714631270
I can't be the only one who lost here.
>>714631337
Lost.
Everytime it makes me laugh.
>>714631297
>mein kampfsite
>>714635367
I hope they invite her back for a followup talk after she loses her first limb to the beetus.
And what the fuck is it with Fat Acceptance types and ridiculous outfits? She looks like a fucking cartoon character with those stupid, little gold booties and that sack dress.
It is possible to be that fat yet still dress with a little style and class and carry it well, but they seem to go out of their way to be as unattractive -- in the most gaudy way possible -- as they can.
Oh, well. I guess if you're already willing to deny one aspect of reality, you might as well deny any others that bother you.
>>714634526
>>714635006
>>714635065
>>714635213
>>714635311
You gonna take that bro? Are you rly gonna let him talk to you that way?
>>714633834
I did emit a petite giggle whilst whispering "what the fuck?!"
>>714634888
same.
nice trips too, my man.
>>714635022
i always wondered what cancer would replace the banana.
now i know.
also, fuck you for wasting perfectly good dubs.
>>714635805
>Memegenerator
>>714635942
>Tonight on "stuff that never happened but still makes /o/ rock hard" TV
Did i hear "democracy" ?
>>714636092
>>714636019
That One ?
>>714634719
Couldn't say it better myself i can't believe dumbasses fall for shit most of it is common sense but i guess natural selection right?
>>714635707
not sure if b8
but
the star on the jew's clothes is supposed to be a star of david ( referencing the jew ) and it looks like a gotdam sheriffs star
>>714633918
Can I come out of character now?
>>714634991
He couldve used a macro that clicks every 3 minutes
>>714634317
Would be much funnier without the writing
>>714632430
Took me about 15 seconds. 10/10
>>714631033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UEY7HfJ67k
>>714632430
>NA
>60%
>>714636396
>>714634301
>>714632375
she looks at her arm you stuubid!
>>714634793
And there are people unironically thinking of this shit as an e-sport
>>714633834
Lost
>>714632375
anyone got sauce on the .webm of the chick getting plowed. i remember she was asian.
>>714636209
The funny thing is that before WW2 and the Nazis putting those stars in the kikes, although the Star of David was a religious symbol, it didn't have that much importance for them, and it was definitely not used to identify Jewish books or temples. So basically Nazis decided the symbol that is now the universal sign of the Jew. Weird af people, if you ask me
>>714631608
too bad the fedora is photoshopped
>>714632633
it also implies boats can fly
>>714636691
well i just learned something
>>714630979
This guy's real name is "Jacob Emrani" I see his shitty ads all over LA
>>714636691
No. You are wrong.
>>714633208
does this work?
>>714631163
That's hakim and his magic tamborine
>>714633717
Feminism in a nutshell.
>>714636635
>people are having fun with a game that I don't like.
>>714631336
kek'd
>>714636635
>there are actually people who think e-sports are a thing
FTFY
>>714634400
Dude has fucked up legs
>>714636825
No, I am not. The main religious symbol of Judaism in the actual tradition is the Menorah. The Star of David never had 1 tenth of the attention it has today before WW2.
Another funny fact? Jews used an equivalent of the swastika in a lot of their old temples and documents.
>>714633797
le meme
>>714635150
t. george soros
>>714635029
Now I want to go to Comic-Con with 4 buddies and we all dress as Ts.
>>714635029
>Wants to stab people
>gets shot
>cries
Seriusly if your gonna do it expect to be shot or stabbed by someone else shows just how dumb females actually are
>>714634628
>bucket of beers in the sink
>bucket of beers
>bucket
why not just call it what it is and say the beers in the sink?
>>714635088
thats not how ahrims hood looks like. Its a hood, not a hat
>>714633647
episode one: on top of that, my mom and my sister are way too hot
>>714635150
>>714637209
Because he enjoys an illiterative style, you ignorant fuck
>>714635150
We can only hope
>>714633529
the toilet roll being out of reach would make me more uncomfortable than the chairs would
>>714635220
nazis hate jews in the same way blm ppl hate whites: not for inferiority, for evil
nice try using logic meme tho
>>714637177
>pain receptors magically stop working when someone pulls a knife
>>714633809
well done, tumblr
>>714637265
AAAAAAHHHHHHH! PONIFAGZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! I SO TWIGGEREDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>>714632430
in europe you go in white and come out black...
wait wut?
>>714635220
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714631275
Lost
>>714637419
Because the germans are dying blonde hair blue eyes is supposed to become black hair brown eyes
>>714637494
Knees are weak
>>714637338
No we hate jews because since about the mid 19th century after Zionism became far more mainstream under Herzel jews have been at the forefront of destroying the west. Especially when we take into account the jewish Bolsheviks in Russia who murdered and starved millions in the name of communism. They are also the "1%" everyone always complains about but no one really looks into. If any of the occupy wall street fags had half a brain then they would've understood that they were anti-semetic for protesting why jews don't have a right to fuck over a non-jew. They capitulate people's economies, they hate all new jews, and even when they are secularized they're still assholes. Why do you think everyone in history up until recently has been incredibly anti-semetic? Jews were never persecuted, they've just always been neurotic assholes since the beginning
>>714637537
i have a dog
>>714635805
You're a fucking white mare!
>>714637497
https://youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0
I wouldn't be calm enough to laugh at other for this, if I were from America
>>714635296
i saw it as a boy who was molested by his father and fell in love with his sister.
>>714637713
he can, right?
asking for a friend
>>714631270
>>714634501
nothing funny about enjoying a nice stroll with your miniature sea snipper
>>714637600
Cool story bro, now hurry up and rape a kike!
>>714635071
Yep, someone changed their FB name to mine (use an alias not my real name) and threatened to kill our prime minister. Cops gave me a visit.
>>714637648
got me
>>714637867
Nigs gonna nog
>>714637177
Kill me, Pete
Please
Sooner the better
>>714637648
I've seen people do some wild shit with the Sims, but that's a new one on me.
>>714637867
> look there's an African American walking really really close to me
> guess i should just keep walking ordinarily
> almost looks like's coming towards me
> geez, now my culturally ingrained racism is making me believe he's like 10 inches from my face
> mind makes you believe the most absurd shit
> juuust keep walking
>>714638003
at least theyre all in the green
>>714637848
Holy shit this thing is so beautiful
I want a huge pet lobster too
>>714631977
Of all the shit in the universe I lost on this.
>>714638069
> damn dis nigga tryna walk up on gang
> lmaooo
BAM
>>714632430
Oh shit son I kek'd pretty good.
>>714631297
>nazis
>"right wing"
>>714635953
explain why this is funny
>>714637867
>walking through a nigger nest
>>714638003
I've done something similar to this
I have three sims, all with nothing but bad qualities, secluded in a large area, they cannot leave it and therefore, cannot interact with anyone besides each other, they are given plenty of amenities and luxuries, the other five have a small living area with only the most basic of essentials, they have nothing but good qualities, they can come and go as they please, but most of the money they earn goes to the three bad sims
>>714638314
These aren't quite as funny if they're true though.
>>714631298
Lost my shit.
>>714631608
Still can't believe this one is real
>>714638217
Someone's been reading some pretty retarded cuckservative books.
Congratulations, sir! Leave your wife at the door, the black gentlemen will serve her.
>>714637884
>rape a kike
No it just needs to get out of my country and stay in Israel, staying out of other people's business.
>>714638452
On the girl forced to stand next to a wall?
>>714637867
White pepo crossin da stree is racis
>>714638364
Hell is other people.
>>714637309
>illiterative
i don't even know where to begin with you
>>714637519
why are you standing
>>714636691
Yeah & it was Hitler who started the modern state of israel now that's really fucking weird
>>714637177
Kill me , Pete
>>714638594
Shit, I wrote that? It was supposed to be alliterative. Guess it's time for bed, 9AM in here
>>714635361
kid was bullied, pulls knife, cop shoots him
>>714631608
John Popper goes back to school
>>714638632
arms are heavy
