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>>714612565
Closet rapist. Homosexual and pedo tendencies. Also cant sleep without the tv on.
>>714612812
>>714612565
How
>>714612812
You're a liar.
>>714612871
You enjoy shitposting.
>>714613011
You're an atheist.
Sweet egg
swegg
>>714612565
This sounds fun.
>>714612812
Kek, no.
>intellectually insecure.
>Projects guilt on to others to cope.
>Humor is reliant on splicing things he heard on T.V/ the internet together to make it look like he came up with an original post.
>>714613470
thats one delicious looking dinner
i'm paranoid as shit and void of all emotions rather than fear and sadness
>>714612812
>>714613567
Did I describe you pretty accurately?
>>714613594
Would you eat the pussy too?
>>714613594
Autistic glutton
Wants to fuck both of your parents and all 5 grandparents
Here's my post. Evaluate away.
>>714613394
Wrong.
>>714613860
You're a woman.
alright
>>714613953
Wrong.
>>714613880
>>714614005
my dick can beat your dick in a fight
lolz ur all fagets
I'm delusional, paranoid, big penis, and can fuck like a stud and also be fucked like a slut
>>714614065
You've used reddit the past week.
>>714613860
You are black
>>714614061
That's gay. Everyone, this guy's a fag
>>714614061
How big and hard is your dick? Cut or uncut?
>>714614148
Wrong.
>>714614160
;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>714614161
8". You wanna go bro, or what?
Give me a time and place.
>>714613704
>You don't get out much.
>You are most likely depressed because you feel certain aspects of your life are lacking, but at the same time don't have the motivation to change them.
>You have a hard time communicating your emotions/feelings (at least to the people around you)
>Generally a nice guy.
>>714614243
I have a feeling you'd like beating your dick against mine.
No step
This is how I see myself.
Y'all ain't got shit on me.
I've never had a good day
>>714614382
Actually, I believe this heresy needs to be stomped out.
>>714614495
Pussy.
>>714614443
Oh I know your type
>>714614464
you're in school
>>714614443
deus vult
>>714614495
you whine to your girlfriend about your emoism because you're the bitch in the relationship
>>714613769
Eh a little, i guess. Im pretty high and didnt think too deeply
>>714613852
but my grandparents are dead so guess you gotta put dead granny fiddler
roast me
>>714614513
And you're proposing to stomp it out by whacking your dick against mine?
>whack
>whack
>whack
>>714614123
FUCKING WRONG NEWFAG
Ive been here for over 10 years
>>714614578
How does that make me a pussy. My life is garbage no matter what good things I accomplished or interactions I've had my days all end the same
I'm unsure as to where to go in life. I remembered when I wanted to do so many things yet over the years, especially during my first year out of high school, I lost all drive to do anything. I feel like it's an emptiness that can only be filled by companionship, but the drawback of that is that I'd have to share my burdens with someone else, and no one would want to be around me if they knew how much I sulk for no legitimately good reason.
>>714612565
When people assume I am one of two binary genders I correct them and tell them in fact I am an AH-1Z Super Cobra attack helicopter.
>>714614770
>newfag
FUCKING WROOOONOG
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 50 YEARS
>>714614810
You need Prozac
>>714614731
a man with great fucking tastes
>>714613470
>>714614464
High school to college age. Not much life experience but full of youthful arrogance. Little to know real working history other than part time jobs. Probably repressed homosexual tendencies that may get expressed towards a family pet if not properly addressed.
>>714614790
You probably want something out of life you don't have, and won't let yourself be satisfied until you have it.
Don't let it consume you.
>>714614643
Way off. I usually count down the seconds until I have to tell her to stfu. Usually by seducing her and crushing her puss ,because I can't stand listening to her bitch about trivial shit
>>714614878
You just described 95% of 4chan.
>>714614859
You enjoy re-posting shitty memes on /b/ every few days. You think you're very clever when you do this because you usually have a related photo.
>>714615029
sure, boss. you really do eat that poosi.
i believe you. 100%
>>714614061
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>>714614464
you are fagets
checkm8
/thread
insecure, boring, oh and this is me
>>714615097
checked
>>714614928
my dude
>>714614972
Who the fuck can't roll their tongues? Is that saying everyone is a retarded prick?
>>714614917
is something like that really as easy as a string of depression though? I've gone through bits and pieces of sadness, but never anything that truly made me give up. Sure thoughts of suicide crossed the mind but it's not something that I constantly think of. Am I really depressed?
>>714614161
what're you into? heh im 8"uc
>>714614342
haha wrong! you forgot heavy remorse for anything that i've done that could possibly have negative effect
>>714614859
You're subconsciously insecure about your sexual identity and attempt to mask it with humor. You secretly want to be a sjw.
>>714614999
Now this is pretty accurate.
I am not satisfied with daily accomplishments. And long term ones make me feel good for a short time but in the end its meaningless.
>>714615182
That's doubt. You aren't depressed. You will become depressed if you listen to your doubt. Just ignore them and continue with your day.
I've never felt depressed. I also very rarely feel any emotions toward others and have never had a relationship despite being 22. Have fun, /b/ros
>>714615097
You crave attention.
>>714615097
Increasingly violent homosexual tendencies. Was probably molested by an older mentally handicapped class mate in his late teens.
>>714615096
Thanks I appreciate your understanding
>>714615182
Depression is a spectrum. Sounds like you're on the more functional end. You should likely see a psychologist or psychiatrist for further evaluation.
>>714615088
True, but not terrible insightful. You missed the part about how I get raped by grandpa and now I enjoy setting fires and photographing dead animals.
Life is what you make it, there is no extrinsic purpose to this existence, but how is one supposed to overcome the topicality of life when their life's circumstances are so fucked. Especially considering I'm the one to blame with all of the shitty things I've done over the years when I've felt like it was all over and nothing mattered anymore.
I still feel like nothing matters, and it should enable me to go out and be a badass. I tell myself it's because of how depressed I am about life and how I can't really see any reasons I would want to stick around (beside the few loved ones I have in my life, whom I've hurt immensely over the years), but I think that I've also become addicted to the lifestyle I was brainwashed to live for as I grew up. I keep myself glued to the entertainment, news (not the main strreeeum meeediur of course), and video games.
Fugg mayne
>>714615201
pretty much anything gay is good with me
>>714615296
antisocial personality disorder
>>714615293
That makes more sense. I guess I really need to apply myself somehow.
>>714612565
I bet my finger is bigger than your cock
>>714615119
latent homosexual tendencies starting to emerge but no emotional systems in place to manage them. Possible predilection for putting yourself in positions where you will be abused by stronger men.
>>714615262
I do want to be a sjw but they always kick me out of the secret meetings when i can't stop fapping.
>>714615409
>You missed the part about how I get raped by grandpa and now I enjoy setting fires and photographing dead animals.
None of this is true. You have relatively normal, loving parents and live in a stable home. You sometimes act out against them just to act out, but most of the time you get along reasonably well.
>>714614582
I don't belong to any category, you intolerable ignoramus. If anything I share traits with Gandhi, Washington, and Hitler.
>>714615473
narcissistic personality disorder comorbid with bipolar
>>714615473
Find an end-goal for your life and stick to it. Most people decide that raising a fam is good enough. Stay away from just entertainment and grow a hobby.
>>714615630
erotomania
>>714615473
Overly pretentious and smug but tries vainly to hide it in a pho-humble exterior. Lacks actual life experience.
>>714615630
That's not very progressive of them. You should tell them they need to respect your safe space and stop repressing your unique proclivities.
>>714615633
Ok I made up the fires.
>>714612565
I'm a left handed twin that hears voices and talks to good. Well I talk at good and wait for the signs.
>>714615806
delet this
>>714615640
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>>714615720
Damn y'all, I might actually do it tonight. Keep 'em coming. The accreccy is real
>>714615633
Does pretending everyone else had it as easy as you make you feel better about being a safe precious normie?
I'm the type of person who likes to be honest.
I want to pull people in because i love to feel for another and i love making others happy.
But also deep down i have a side of me that can just as easily as i can love something, i can hate it.
I'm good at taking pain away in people and inspiring them to do better. I'm also good at giving pain and forcing people to give up.
Everyth mental disorder that I have been diagnosed with
>Cyclothymia
>Generalized stress reaction
>ADD
>Bipolar depression
>Tourettes
Suicidal, narcissistic, homicidal idealist, and i dont like showers
>>714615806
It's okay. A bit too fat and veiny for me, but I'm sure others would like it.
Could just be the blurriness, but it looks like there's some dry skin?
>>714615833
Etheir posting some meme I have never seen before, or you have OCD mixed with psychosis.
I have the flu. Also im pretty fucking high.
>>714616015
homicidal idealist? What is this? Like fantasizing about rape and killing people and shit? That's diagnosable...?
Will it get me on disability
>>714615956
You have an urge to guide people on the right path, but you also enjoy shitposting and fucking with them as well.
You just need to be able to know how to sort your priorities.
>>714615499
Wrong
>>714616118
Where can I find a tub like that one?
>>714615987
Generalized stress reaction?
Wow psychiatrist aren't even trying anymore. EVERY LIVING CREATURE REACTS TO STRESS.
>>714616015
Do u have any outstanding loans?
>>714615956
Narcissistic. A lot of people may care about you but also don't like being around you. Probably don't get emotionally close to a lot of people though you are able to fake the motions of emotional intimacy.
>>714616122
More like passively shitpost because deep down i'm probably really autistic.
But i'm as brilliant as i am retarded.
I'm smarter/better behaved/atuned with reality than most but goddanm that's not saying much...
>>714616216
bape.com
>>714614878
RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
This is all a dream.
>>714616187
>>714616118
only for a few weeks then... trump
>>714616122
gullible
>>714616321
bear fetish
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>714616353
You've all been Trumped!
>>714616276
If I had legit sexual fantasies (that I can recollect even today) of wanting to assfuck myself as a kid, would that qualify as narcissistic? I would shove toys in my ass and jerk off when I was like 9 or 10 to this shit. I would imagine a voice telling me to do weird shit like that and I would audibly speak back.
>>714616321
Hasn't taken the real red pill yet.
>>714615987
hypochondriac
>>714616015
autism
>>714615249
Are you saying everything I wrote was wrong?
Regardless, unless what you did was rape or murder I feel like you should forgive yourself and move on.
Possibly make amends.
>>714616276
With that part about me being honest, i wont' fake feelings.
if i don't' like someone i'll just leave them alone/let them know first hand.
But i like to get close to people, i like to spend time and be happy making the close other happy.
You just think i'm a narcissist because of my confidence in my ability to both make people happy and make people hate me.
For what reason i do not know.
Nigger faggot
>>714616288
Wanting to have fun sometimes comes off as being an autist, yeah, but it's never bad to find a short giggle out of something. Especially if you're capable of returning back to the subject at hand quickly right after.
>>714616497
possibly the funniest case of split personality ever
>>714616187
I bet my cock is bigger than your finger
>>714616412
very
yes, very
>>714616610
>>714616500
Have to go deeper.
>>714616222
"Generalized" stress reaction, meaning I generally feel stress and I react more acutely.
>>714616497
You say "I" a lot and even your story revolves around you from both viewpoints. You are a total fucking narcissist. Do other people as emotional and intellectual entities even really exist to you?
>>714616597
>excessive talking about himself
>doesn't think he's a narcissist
>>714612812
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>>714616602
Well yeah i have a good attention span for things that actually interest me/actually want to talk about.
Exploring one's self and one's mind is important to understanding.
With understanding comes logic and with logic you can find ways to direct what bothers you into something that works/can be solved.
It's difficult, but possible.
>>714616597
you seem pretty narcissistic, tbh fam
I WILL SAVE THE WEST
>>714616681
In comparison to who? We're the studies done with high class whites or the ebonics screaming citizens of the planet of the apes
>>714616597
Every statement you made is about how you can control the situation including the emotions of other people. No one can do that consistently. The only one's who think they can are narcissists or idiots. Pick one or both.
>>714616731
No, not really. I honestly believe I'm a lot smarter than most people I encounter, not everyone, but most people. And I have a difficult time seeing women as equals, something I've never admitted. They just all seem kind of empty and daft. I think all the time and it's not always about me, although I think I'd have to agree I'm probably really narcissistic.
>>714612812
You sound pretty normal.
We're all a bunch of naked apes on a rock in space pretending to be something better than we actually are. Even with that being the case, life is amazing and I'm so happy to be alive
>>714616920
Not with that attitude.
>>714617188
How many layers of drugs are you on right now?
>>714617103
well you've certainly managed to make this thread all about yourself
>>714617188
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>>714616979
I didn't say i can control others emotions.
I can just notice them. That doesn't give me rule over them. Just understanding.
You confuse them.
Wanting to have that knowledge doesn't give you a strong self confidence that gets very inflated very quickly.
Wanting to have that knowledge is wanting to give power to yourself so your emotions aren't controlled by others.
>>714617246
None. I don't do drugs. Just a happy person
>>714617124
Thanks. You, too
>>714617339
I don't believe you.
>>714617103
I think your situation is made worse by modernity. Either you really are a narcissist or you are misplacing you dissatisfaction with life on people and not the society your stuck in.
>>714617407
Swear on my life. I used to smoke weed in high school but that was it. I started to understand the world for what it truly was back then and I've just lived with that for awhile and it's grown on me to the point where I embrace it and enjoy it
>>714617330
oh look he won't stop defending himself until he's managed to convince everyone to perceive him the way he wants to be perceived
Introvert, short temper, overthink everything, extremely territorial with my gf
>>714617541
Are you religious now or something?
>>714617418
Not the guy you are evaluating, but to be fair society is a reflection of the people who inhabit it.
>>714617612
how many times per day do you think of suicide
>>714613394
Only when i have to
>>714617188
Reasonably intelligent but not gifted. Hasn't had enough exposure to great thinkers or simply didn't have any interest in them. Generally optimistic but prone to despair in exceptionally hard situations.
>>714617612
deep seated inferiority complex. high levels of anxiety. likely childhood trauma
>>714612565
>>714617622
No. Like I said, I just think I'm some animal with no purpose on a planet in space and that's all there is to it. But it's still beautiful.
>>714617571
this
>>714617732
Seems pretty spot on. Don't know about the despair part. I have a final exam on Saturday that I haven't studied for but I'm just chillen
>>714617797
brain tumor, calling it now
>>714617944
Wouldn't be surprised. If that's the case I'm satisfied with what my life has been
>>714617653
True to a large extent, but its a complex mixture of different things. Not the topic of this thread but I believe modernity has made it harder for people to live healthy meaningful lives which ends up making them worse people which feeds into making the society worse.
>>714617885
A final exam is not an exceptionally hard situation. The fact that you would equate it to that is evidence that you choose not to think about truly desperate situations and maintain a positive outlook.
>>714617742
Tell me more
>>714618415
get cucked for the catharsis and be reborn
> Reckless with own health
> 28, had a partner since 15 because I enjoy having a fellow companion in life
> Excelled at every job I have ever had, I have tried over 10 jobs so far, gotten promoted in all but two.
> Currently going steady as a teacher in english and swedish.
> Always quitted prior jobs when I've seen the limits of the workplace potential due to poor politics or leadership crippling its efficiency.
> Own two snakes, one venomous, one not, handle them everyday
> Self taught and play the piano/guitar every day
> Workout everyday to feel strong and healthy: handstands, pullups, pushups, squats without weights only.
> Freedive whenever possible.
> Left my childhood friends of 23 years after realizing they would only play games and live out their lives online, isolated and selfish.
>>714618590
> Never really felt a need for friends or family
That is all I can muster right now.
>>714618310
Ah you know what, you were right now that I think about it. The closest thing to a truly 'hard' situation would be breaking up with my ex where I did hit rock bottom and pretty much gave up on life. But eventually I realized that a girl wasn't worth giving up on life. I will add that I have found my own happiness and I really enjoy spreading happiness into other. I like being peoples crutch when needed.
Why don't you tell me about you and I'll see if I can guess
>>714618590
> Reckless with own health
> Workout everyday to feel strong and healthy: handstands, pullups, pushups, squats without weights only.
what
>>714613704
you're ugly
>>714617742
I will add a few more points: Long history of drug addiction, mostly speed. Reckless and total disregard for my own health
Niggers
I have an entire folder called upside-down merkavas
>>714619065
You need to feel someone is less than you to have self worth. You are an insecure person. You probably are fat lazy and poor. Black people are even fatter, lazier and more poor. Hence the reaction to blacks.
>>714619135
dump?
>>714619135
yes that sounds awesome. Dump it man
I come from a family of very intelligent reasonably successful people but all of them have some extreme personality quirk. I tended to be the peacemaker growing up, always read a lot, not novels so much but history and old books. I always wanted to find something that would help me feel like things made sense or had a meaning. Have a strong religious sense but I feel alienated from the current form of most churches. I feel like the world is full of false doctrines and bad ideologies that are ultimately self destructive. While I never wanted to cause anyone suffering I find myself growing so frustrated with the events of the world and the apathy of people that I struggle with darker emotions against those I perceive as leading much of the bad movements in the world. I feel like we're on a bad trajectory and I want to save what I think is good but I simply don't know how with the limited resources available and lack of like minded people. Recently I've tried to learn more detail about stoicism as a coping mechanism to not be so upset by the bad things I see happening. I want to accomplish something meaningful and even quit my job to start my own company doing technical work as a consultant. Outside of trying to have a company I find myself just waiting and watching while quietly preparing myself for potential hard times. While I have friends and family that I care about I often feel alone in that they don't seem to be aware of the same problems I am aware of. I often fantasize about gathering a community of like minded people and starting our own civilization in some isolated spot of the world but I am cognizant of the fact that this is highly unlikely and would have its own hardships.
>>714619424
me me me me me me, I think about myself all the time.
>>714618869
I sometimes, perhaps with a year or two space between, take insane amounts of psychedelic drugs, personal preference is DMT.
Almost died twice, once with alcohol when I was 24, never drunk anything since and once with Yopo at 23, face turned completely blue/purple during peak according to my friend who was sitting.
I skateboard/ride bmx and have been hit by cars, gone down curvy downhills and almost gotten killed. Practiced martial arts 10 years, mostly Muay Thai, so yes I am in many ways reckless with my own health.
Then again I enjoy feeling strong and healthy, so I do work out, not in relation to being reckless though.
When I freedive I do it alone which has big, known risks to it.
>>714612565
Emotionally speaking, I have extremely delayed reactions
>>714618590
You're probably boring to talk to though you would think otherwise. You could probably do some pretty neat projects if you felt motivated to do so.
>>714619012
adrenaline junkie. lonely. detached. escapist
>>714619516
Well I was providing information about "me" for the purposes of this thread.
>>714619576
You're immediate reaction is one of practicality and logic. You are a smart person. Then you start thinking about it. Retard time. I do the same thing
I like to have missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
I'm here on /b/
What's the diagnosis?
>>714619281
Not bad.
>>714620006
You might like the Medieval Scholastic Philosophers if you are inclined to reading that sort of thing.
>>714619549
self-loating perfectionist. bullied in school and/or neglected by family, blame yourself for it
>>714619804
That's a lot of retarded and boring information. You are not fascinating. You are not special. You are the same shit as everyone else. Find commonalities with others. This is good advice, you stupid faggot. Take it.
>>714620017
bored smart ass
>>714619804
dude it was a fucking wall of text
>>714620224
hates himself for once thinking he was special. saw fight club one too many times
>>714619615
A lot of people snore off when I speak, yes, mostly because I only keep to facts and loathe bullshitting "I believe" statements thrown in as facts. If there is something I do not know I simply say as is, I don't sugar coat shit.
On the other hand I have a very easy time to attract anyones interest and talk to them, likely due to my overall interest in things I can discuss anything.
I am good at long term projects :)
>>714620224
It would definitely seem that I am very boring. Regarding the rest I simply can't. I tried for many years to go with the flow and find a spot but it only lead to the worse decisions of my life. I reject that. There are better things in this world and there is a better way. I would rather live in misery than live a lie and go down the same path of degradation as everyone else.
>>714620365
Sorry, should have broken it up but didn't want to seem too pretentious. Looks like I failed on all fronts.
>>714619424
angsty teenager
>>714620218
I do not hate myself, no.
I was bullied in preschool for one hour, I called my dad, he told me to punish those who deserve it, so I hung up and knocked out some teeth, got a detention and parent meeting where Dad gave me kudos and shocked the teacher, I was never bullied again in school or otherwise.
>>714620218
And my family is almost at the point of being to loving, I am the middle sibling of three older sisters,
If something, I was spoiled with love and whatnot during my youth.
>>714619424
You try to see the good in all people. You understand the problems with human society and you have ideas on how to possibly make it better. You dream of a Utopian society that somehow you are able to create for the betterment of mankind. The only problem is you do not know how to go about making such a change as it is a great task. You believe that not many people think the same as you because it seems extremely out of the ordinary, but you would be surprised. You feel that you are just one man that wants to change the world but one man isn't enough.
>>714620745
>angsty teenager
mid 30's, married, with my own company and own my own home
>>714620966
you sound... healthy. if somewhat detached
>>714620966
>middle sibling of three older sisters
so you're a woman?
>>714620472
Tyler Durden used all the failed rock stars to be stupid robots for him and even after he killed himself couldn't even be safe from his own robots in the afterlife. It's true. I have seen and read that shit a lot, though your point is misplaced and people really do have less differences than we do in common.
>>714621013
I think you avoided the darker aspects of the analysis there.
>>714621377
edgelord syndrome
I have dandruff, sleep on the floor, have 10+ cats, and have been thinking about keeping an alphabetical encyclopedia of everything in my life, but probably won't go through with it.
>>714621435
I just thought it was a funny meme
>>714621377
what the hell is the middle kid in the back doing with his hand? pointing with two fingers, making a gun or trying not to be seen giving a sieg heil?
>>714621480
Are you a man or a woman? It really matters in this situation.
>>714621630
nihilist
>>714618590
>>714619549
You have autism.
>>714621702
Yes
But I'm not a dick
>>714621275
You're negativity arises from the idea that you are alone with your thoughts. Your family lives the typical nuclear family while you play the part while your mind rambles
I can't fix my sleep schedule for more than a week at a time.
I'm trying to work though my premature ejaculation.
I play a lot of warframe.
And im a dog person
>>714613394
>>714613394
You always crave supergets
>>714614443
you are a closet heretic
>jerk off almost every night sometimes multiple times, like bestiality/cp, as well as futa/traps or pretty much anything with no masculine features except a dick
>barely ever fall asleep before 2am
>sleep in until around 1pm if left to own devices
>all i do when not at uni is play vidya or browse this shithole, sometimes watch animu
>>714621144
I am a man, my two other siblings are women, hence my sisters.
>>714622009
hormonal imbalance. zoophile.
>>714622235
you have moderate to severe depression.
>>714622235
A regular 4channer.
>>714621083
I feel extremely detached at times, I have this thing where I sometimes fixate at a thought or a thing and zone out, become like unreachable according to my gfs which are the ones that has experieced this most. Then I snap back a few seconds/minutes later. This happens daily and I feel catatonic during the event.
>>714622345
this
>>714622325
Hmm, i wouldn't fuck my dog.
Might watch him fuck someone.
I might fuck a horse in heat
>>714621705
Haha, my current gf thinks so too, she says and I quote "You are absorbed by anything you do and when you do something I feel as if you are extremely distant".
I do not care much about autists, my neighboor has an autistic kid who yells a top of his lungs 24/7 and behaves like a complete retarded almost all the time.
I am cool like a gently moving river.
I go to trade school to lay tile
and I'm a film fanatic
>>714622009
> You play games/sit by your computer/tv excessively.
> You are insecure andh ave not had any/many partners that you can count on, thus you feel insecure being with them, hence the PE.
You need to meet quality friends and partners and avoid anyone with a bad influence on you.
Dogs are the best pets, dogs and snakes.
> Subconsciously you know your dog loves you unconditionally and this helps your confidence and makes you feel less insecure about your flaws.
> You wish you found a partner as loyal and loving as a dog can be, that way your PE is no more.
>>714622851
more information is needed. does this turn you on?
>>714622235
> Porn addict, having no or big issues with sexual life with partners.
> Porn damaged, finds nothing natural arousing anymore, needs kicks to get a boner, will likely unknowingly hurt partners due to porn addiction, seeing it as the normal thing to do.
> Obviously funded by parents, lack of motivation and ambition
> Lack of social friends and offline interests which renders you generally untalented and unwanted when unplugged.
You need to unplug man.
I hate the french, what's wrong with me /b/?
Im pissing blood help me
>>714612812
its ok anon the tv is too loud for me, too
>>714623333
Quads have spoken. gg most of /b/.
>>714622851
> You are not meeting your life enjoyable standards
> You escape through movies
> You study tile because its practical, you can see, feel and make the change yourself
> The tile gives purpose to your otherwise voyeuristic lifestyle.
> You should totally become "The Tile Man" and build a tile empire.
>>714623384
You're a reasonable person
>>714623545
I am a prohpet, I am this guy >>714619549
>>714623384
You are a British homophobe.
I always prefer coca cola over pepsi
>>714623790
you're a consumerist whore, attempting to fill the void of your existence with commercial goods.
>>714623545
Since I did get quads and /b loves a slut, I will insert one of this into my ass if someone rolls a dubs after this post.
>>714624142
I forgot someone actually made this kek
>>714624791
Roll
>>714621780
>But I'm not a dick
If you say so.
>>714612565
I'm gay, & don't feel truly deep emotions. I believe really I'm actually just great at managing my happiness.
>Have degree In economics
>Good job, decent pay
>Hate the fuck out of life
>Start drinking
>Stop drinking a week later after a long binge
>Boss doesn't fire me for missing a week of work
>Still hate my life
>Up at 3 am posting In some shit thread, on a board so fucking old I can't even tell why It's still around
whatamidoingwithmylife.png
>>714625789
impulse-driven psychopath
>>714626093
socially maladjusted loner. no sex life. is unimaginative and boring
>>714626349
I am a loner, however I do have sex. I just don't develop emotional connections. And I am more logic oriented, never thought of myself as "unimaginative"
You seem like a treat btw
>>714626514
in that case, emotionally dead corporate slave with depression
>>714626731
Well that I can certainly deal with.
You seem like a judgmental narcissist. Probably incompetent socially and fiscally. Most likely a college drop out, high intelligence with low emotional intelligence along with some comorbids, probably anxiety or thoughts of grandiosity.
>>714614917
And you need Ritalin
>>714626349
hmm.
Well I do a lot of extreme sport activities. Some things I do sound crazy, but aren't. For example I rode a touring bicycle from LA to Canada a couple months ago.
I'm the type of guy who has one of those bucket lists early on in life.
But psychopath? I may be a little. But I love dogs! That makes me normal right?
>>714626949
drop out, incompetent fiscally: correct.
antisocial personality disorder, comorbid with paranoia.
>>714627460
why do you want to be normal? out of a primal fear of persecution or because of an emotional desire to fit in with your fellow primates?
>>714627507
Being In finance for a few years lets you hone In on people's weaknesses.
>>714627460
Probably aspergers. Extreme cycling can get out the mental stress of autism.
>>714627718
Everyone semi sane wishes to atleast appear normal, this Is due to our long history of living In communities. Without the need to conform this planet would be far more fucked up that it already is.
One also cannot determine whether It Is for acceptance, or to fit In. Chemically the result Is the same. Conform and your brain will flood you with chemicals. As ensuring you're accepted culturally allows for you to carry on the genetic line.
>>714627967
socially*
Ive got a hangover. Trying to stop smoking weed. Cure one addiction with another, you know.
Also, I hope the world ends
Fuck it, this could make my night.
>26
>hardcore mental burn out from school and career. Use to overwork myself so much the stress killed all motivation I had
>growing my hair out to donate to a cancer survivor
>loves Alice in Chains, Tool, Steve Vai and etc
>work 3 jobs
>Still in school
>own a small indie game studio who is in talks to porting my latest game to the Xbox one
>almost had the company close its doors due to depression
>Got so depressed and heart broken by girl I would practically marry, that I stopped everything I was doing and went on a month long vacation to Alaska by backpacking from Anchorage to Fairbanks than down to Denali
>have the tendency to get myself in really stupid and fucked up situations. Like how my return flight home from Alaska back down to SoCal got fucked up. Met some random girl at terminal. We both got drunk. Fucking love this chick. We both missed out flights, so we pretended to be newly Weds so they could give us pity points and transfer us on to the next plane.
>they originally wanted $1000 but she fucked their shit up with a sob story.
>fuck... um...
>overweight but not like a huge fat fuck. I go shooting, drink beer, off-road. A lot of hiking and camping. Very outdoorsy
>honest, carrying, emphatic, hard working
>very optimistic, extrovert and stubborn as fuck cause fuck quiting
>been making friends with homeless people at my nearest starbucks and have them tell me their life stories. Then I tell them mine and shit you not, one of them said my life was more fucked up than his own
>love working in cars, love working out
>don't really know what else to post.
>been /b/rowesing since '09 so I guess that makes me a newfag.
>self aware of my depression and know it has seriously taken a toll on my life. Don't talk about it except close friends. All of them say I'm now distant and stoic.
>gonna beat this depression and become a badass like I always wanted to be
Alright, I'm sure I'm pretty fucked up. Go for it guys. Thanks /b/
>>714628255
Lost cause, please dispense yourself from this realm.
>>714628208
approval seeker. long history of not geting things done. insecure. resentful to the outside world for internal flaws.
>>714627718
I don't want to be normal at all. Most normies I've meet are mopies or have a few more life regrets, then my like minded friends.
I just wonder sometimes if I feel genuine connecting emotions with people. How do you measure love?
I'm pretty sure I just have a great perspective on what makes me happy as a person, compared to most people I meet in my social circles. So comparing myself to them, I look too calm & level headed.
I've noticed over time, I genuinely don't get mad or even angry.
My general state of life is been steadily increasing.
If I can third person myself; I'd say my mental state is fantastic & I don't show as many faults when it comes to relationships with people. weather as a friend or a family member. I'm not damaged goods & because of that I can't really raise the bar on what my idea of a relationship is with a person because I haven't done anything bad to show me how good it can get.
Although i will say, around the age of 14-18 I slowly changed. as a kid I had anger issues from seeing my parents fighting all the time.
>>714627967
>aspergers
I'm really social though. my job is a filmmaker & as a part of it, I film luxury homes on the west coast. I meet with a few brokers & real estate agents & I function absolutely fine with persons of power.
>>714615168
It was just made by some faggot who can't roll his tongue and got butthurt when he discovered everyone else could and made fun of him.
physically, mentally and verbally abused as a child. aunt tried to drown me in a bathtub when i was around 9.
had severally encounters with cousins. kissed and touched some (no rape) and fucked one. very quiet and withdrawn. actually dont hate animals.
usually a nice guy but goes fucking insane the moment i get crossed. stabbed my bestfriend in the face several times in middle school. smoked weed. sold weed.weed is pretty much where i draw the line when it comes to drugs. i dont trust people and i like to be aware of whats happening around me at all times. i fought a lot. broke some kids ankle for telling on me (for selling weed in middle school). truly fucking hate humanity. would love to see us all dead. would love to live a few moments after just to see everyone drop dead around me so i can be alone for a brief moment. fuck suicide. if i'm going out its going to be legendary.
>>714628255
self-conscious faggot with depression
>>714628794
narcissist
>>714629130
well-adjusted. nah just kidding. antisocial.
I once dressed up as powergirl for a party and looked so convincingly female that I got fucked in the mouth. I'm now submissive to him whenever I see him and drop to my knees willingly to receive his cock. He will only fuck me when I dress as a girl, but I find the effort is nothing compared to the satisfaction of feeling his tender kisses as he lion fucks my ass. We are both married to women.
>>714629130
also anger management
>>714629284
>Narcissist
>self-idolatry
> grandiosity, pride, egotism, and a lack of empathy.
I do have empathy though for sure.
Absolutely %100 on the dot anon.
Is it necessarily bad? Can you be a great self-love type of guy? or a "The Productive Narcissist" type of person?
Is there a good version of being a narcissist, or is it just a category of traits that I fit it?
I also remembered I am highly attracted to power. personal power that is. like skills, physicality, willpower, bravery, e.t.c. that's top tier bf material right there.
I often imagine myself breaking the law. I also always imagine shooting guns and shit out of cars and doing quick draws.
>>714629932
elitist narcissist. not necessarily bad, just really fucking annoying most of the time
>>714629356
brain damage
I'm too fucking easy on my self.
>Not punching my face hard enough.
Picture is an interest of mine
>>714612565
>I don't take risks
>severe agoraphobia
>I get along with everyone in person, but butt heads on social media
>When I'm around others I do quite well like I'm another person
>I don't let my true feelings to be known, they change based on who I am talked to
>It's like there are a bunch of people living in me and telling me what to do and talking to eachother
>I sleep next to my gun, sword, and knife
>I always look out of my windows to see who's there
>I never answer the door unarmed
>I'm fairly physically fit, but I go through periods of lazyness where I don't work out for like a week
>>714630670
you have no close friends to vent to so you resort to posting your self-loathing on /b/ threads
>>714630071
>not happy with your current life and you live through your dreams
>>714630670
You're too hard on yourself
>>714629356
faggot
>>714630428
>not necessarily bad, just really fucking annoying most of the time
I have great control of it now though for sure. The last thing I'm trying to do is just not talk so much during a conversation.
Although most people love my conversations, If I shutup & listen I feel I gain so much more from what that person talking to me.
It's like some quote I heard from watching creed a few hours ago "As long as you're talking, you're not listening."
Although when I'm surrounded by friends & everyone is jamming, my inhibitions fall & I always turn into the life of the party, or "THAT LOUD CRAZY GUY".
Also on the meyers briggs test on google I always get ENTJ.
Are narcissists typically ENTJ?
>>714631112
>not happy with your current life and you live through your dreams
pretty damn close
>>714630670
overdisciplined as a child
>>714630071
being black
>>714630965
paranoia, hypervigilant. deals with continuous state of anxiety by lashing out on social media
dude do you really think this is a game christopher pool is guilty
This thread is absolutely deplorable
stay degenerate /b/
>>714631411
self check them dubs
>>714619637
Yo Terminal
Does anyone even know basic psychology here? Do you know what a script is, what transference is?
I seriously can't work up the effort to have any sort of meaningful relationship. I'm garbage at communication in a relationship. even when I was with my ex, I only talked to her whenever we decided to hang out (usually just once a week) because I couldn't make any kind of meaningful communication happen. I feel like shit in shoes. what's my problem?
>>714631240
bruh, that's how most people are. We are born to dream, as that is all it is just a dream. I stopped dreaming about that kind of stuff. I just need to live man.
>>714631262
Sounds about right, googled everything and it's textbook. Do you think they already know about my condition or by googling it did I tell them?
Maybe it's why I can't hold a girlfriend.
It's funny that on facebook I'm an opinionated asshole, I never attributed that to my anxiety, but it makes sense.
i often say as a joke 'how do i know if i'm a sociopath? i guess i know because i'm asking the question, right? but then, isn't that what i'd want you to think?' i do care for others, but not nearly as much as i care for myself.
>>714631812
Edgy teen who plays video games and watches too much anime.
>>714631656
i'm a psychology drop out and therefore incompetent. doing this entirely for the lulz, sometimes making it up as i go along.
mfw people actually seem to be taking this advice seriously
>>714631898
haven't been a teenager in ten years. not into anime. haven't played much vidya since picking up a second job.
psychological evaluation 0/10
>>714612565
Im not gay but i like raping boys/men.
>>714631986
damn bro that was cold. chills up my spine. total sociopath.
>>714631956
How far did you get? More fool them for taking psychological advice from /b/ of all places
>>714631681
>Lack of strong fatherly figure to show you
>You live by "fake it till you make it", telling yourself and peers about how socially successful you are to compensate for your lack of communication skills
I puke when I'm around girls I really like. The thing is that I look, act, and communicate normally, it's just when I have food in my stomach or I'm eating it just all comes up, and I fear of fucking something up. I also am afraid of being put on the spot and have the attention put on me. Dat agoraphobia shit combined with anxiety.
>>714631812
>you overthink things
>you kind of want to be a sociopath to be different
>are you a sociopath, or do you want to be? By asking the question, and answering yes, you could argue that it's a suppressed desire to be different emerging from the idea a rather taboo condition, if you answer no than you might be a sociopath, or might not be.
>Just do your thing anon
>Born with congenital spine disease / partially physically disabled thankfully not mentally
>Clinical depression and multiple insecurities due to disability
>Father dun deded when I was 9 went full angst till high school
>dropped out of highschool because I was nowhere near the necessary amount of credits to graduate and also had stomach surgery
>forward two years still cant shit properly
>Too poor to afford to go back to school
>Physically unfit to hold a steady job
>living in my mothers basement, God bless her soul but she shoulda ripped me out in week 2.
>>714632553
That sucks.
