waezsrdtfcg
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
waezsrdtfcg
yeah, sure
>>714611137
i am exalted
>>714611294
Mhm, decks of two colours are the closest to my heart.
thank you league. kissu
>>714611137
I lack appreciation for all things. Quite frankly my appreciation for stem is involuntary and solely fueled by the fortunate occurrence of actually displaying competence in it.
Cause I feel you, I feel you near me
Well, it's time I go to bed. Good night.
ugh
Hey fags
>>714612737
sweet dreams you~
>>714612489
which portion of those fields?
>>714612790
Hey Horsey~
>>714612737
Night!
>>714612804
Theoretical meme sciences and the quantization of the the eigenkek values of said memes.
>>714611980
tri-color can be fn too but hard to make
>>714612412
plz no kiss, only luc can kiss.
>>714612573
I'm pretty sure I live nowhere near you.
>>714613062
do a dissertation on the power of meme magic and why moloch always fails.
>>714613084
I travel
>>714613171
One day, Kek willing.
>>714612489
why have you claimed so much that you are incompetent then
>>714612737
KISS!!!!
>>714613084
WHY CAN I NOT KISS?
>>714613053
Hows it goin?
>>714613237
I'm pretty sure at the current moment you are not near me.
>>714613336
ONLY LUC MAY KISS, HUG IS FINE BUT KISS IS NO.
>>714613290
>when you murder 5 children, fuck 12 and drink magic semen potions for moloch and you still lose pennsylvania
F to respects for Podesta
>>714613343
playing Resident Evil 0 and Jamming out to Getter. You?
giant fucking salami nipples
>>714613385
How can you be REALLY sure
sweet dreams~
>>714613639
¡Ay, caramba!
>>714613336
Any display of competency from me is merely an illusion that is formed by not comparing my ability to one who actually has it.
That is to say, if you spend all your life eating literal garbage you will probably not realize it until you compare it to actual food.
>>714613687
what town are you in right now?
this is narcissism
they are the same person but different species
>>714613385
gonna cry
>>714613808
luckily you eat only the finest prime sirloin with citrus glazed carrots, lamb chops with a mushroom bolognese sauce, and chocolate cake for dessert.
>>714613969
wouldn't you fuck yourself?
>>714614180
Putting gold stickers on defective products do not make them any more appealing to the consumer.
>>714613053
The cat won't let me play Gigantic.
>>714614349
The cat does many things!
>>714614338
i say this as an employee of the service industry: you would be surprised.
>>714614474
She won't stop cuddling my arm.
>>714614639
That is most likely contributed to the lower retail value associated with the defect.
lul sry 4 404 last bread
>>714614639
How are you. I forgot if I asked that
>>714614662
LUCKY!!!
>>714614753
your retail value must be through the roof
>>714615113
you did not, but i was unoffended. i'm good, things are okay, i'm looking forward to some stuff, boss is happy with me, work is good, school is going to be
>>714615186
Sounds nice
>>714615186
You cannot just let me win can you?
>>714614180
please no cry, hugs are fine too!
>>714614239
ew noway man
>>714615273
how are you?
>>714615396
you are without flaw
>>714615906
Okay, a bit tired.
Sold a SNES.
Halo 5 WarZone Firefight has two difficulties now
interesting
>>714615427
i'm inconsolable, how will you support me emotionally in this time?
>>714615947
and you will be an e'er more masterful mathematician
>>714616016
i'm surprised at how constant your flip material is. it seems like you'd run out of places or people to buy from pretty fast.
wario's woods for SNES
good game
>>714615123
She waddled off. Now I play video games.
>>714616363
I get that far more often than I would like.
>>714616363
Why do you think I buy and import from out of the area? Shit's worth twice to three times what I pay down where league is living at.
>>714616363
A hug
hop up! hop! Hop up!
>>714616456
ok
>>714616458
Hoi~
>>714616544
it's a big responsibility, huh. luckily you're up to the task.
>>714616743
SUPPLY AND DEMAND DOE
>>714616832
it's so.. warm..
There was a gay wedding at my cafe today.
>>714616952
I have been told by luc that i am actually quite warm, so that could be correct.
>>714617159
a personal space heater
>>714617289
I wouldn't go that far. Idk, ask luc about how warm I am.
>>714617398
Warm enough that I miss it when I'm sleeping now and I am cold.
that's pretty warm
>>714617672
I miss your warmth though too. It might be because we were sleeping under the covers naked.
At my door the leaves are fallin'
A cold wild wind will come
Sweet hearts walk by together
And I still miss someone
furred chest rubbing pleasantly on your back
>>714618073
That might have been part of it.
>>714618299
well that is when we are snuggling, when we sleep I have to be behind him because he has a machine he needs to use for sleeping.
>>714618306
I still miss it either way.
>>714618516
cpap?
>>714618904
yes
>>714618887
They are the assholes of the insect world.
>>714618980
gotta get that oxygen, how else a body gonna sustain life
>>714616948
hoi<3
FUCK. Connection error prevented the game from calculating that last win for me.
>>714619289
true facts
Also I gotta get some sleep. See you guys later!
>>714619700
good-bye dear friend
the word "bum" makes me giggle like a school girl
>>714619700
bye stranger
>>714620082
What about the word hobo? Or homeless? Or vagrant?
>>714619839
would lick him everywhere
>>714620258
nah, just bum. its such an innocent, childish word.
and willy, willy makes me giggle too.
>>714620001
I'm still here although I am busy playing games.
>>714620483
I'm glad that one of the most common words for the lodging impaired makes you giggle.
>>714619384
Kitty, the cat has stolen my arm again.
>>714620633
not that bum, im talking about ass bum, booty bum, its a silly word.
>>714620912
you should bite it
>>714620956
Are you English?
>>714621064
no, i just always used bum as a replacement for butt, because it makes me giggle
>>714621002
She wants hugs.
>>714621208
bumbum is more fun to say than butt
>>714621226
hug her neck with your teeth
>>714621208
That's an English thing. Here is the real world bum is a derogatory term for homeless, or ne'er-do-well.
>>714621316
She's so fluffy and cute. You jelly.
>>714621316
Bumbum, not surprisingly makes me giggle a little harder. damn you
>>714621395
im still gonna use bum as a replacement for ass, its too silly to not use
>>714620547
what games
>>714621543
I just say ass or butt. I am not about silliness or joy.
>>714621574
WoW right now.
trying to get flying in WoD because fuck walking though that again.
>>714621690
i played legion for about 30 minutes, but the passion has fled from me
never did get wod flying..
>>714621507
i am. my cat only spread hair on everything and it pisses me off
>>714621543
you should use bumbum always. arse and butt are so boring.
>>714621671
we will say bum
>>714621671
boring af
>>714622035
but i like bum, bumbum is too silly
>>714621855
You just have to get a meta achievement. Do all the quest, complete all the story, etc etc. The last is getting rep.
>>714622099
bum is good too.
>>714622035
And I and most of the rest of the people here will still associate bum with homeless.
>>714622099
Yes, and? I'm a boring person.
>>714622346
they can all suckle my taint
>>714622447
I'm one of those people.
>>714622184
bum buddies 4 lyfe
>>714622346
>tfw no silly words in life
Katten!!! Omg zombies!!
>>714622447
hmmmh.
>>714622592
Croquet is a silly word.
>>714622555
get suckling
>>714622592
we can rub bums together
>>714622632
zombies where?
>>714622651
you can stuff your face in there regardless <3
>>714622785
I would prefer not to.
>>714622125
yea i didn't wanna do that NERD SHIT i wanted to well uh farm for mats c-cause it makes me feel ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᶰᵘᵐᵇᵉʳˢ ᵍᵒ ᵘᵖ
>>714622785
Thanks babe
*motor-boats katten
>>714622785
In space!!!!!
BUTTIGER! !
>>714622862
2bad
>>714622891
wew! what up bb?
>>714622910
oh no why are they there?
>>714622884
I farm too. Hell I'm farming herbs as we speak.
>>714622910
Hello hunbuns.
It' nice to see you here two times in a row.
>>714623046
I skipped gym yesterday so i gotta make up for it today and the weekend.
How about yourself?
>>714623046
I'm not only bigger than you, I'm also the kind of person that can't be made to do something I don't want to do.
>>714623056
i quit as soon as i ran out of zones to explore/quests to do because i did not feel like doing lfr highmaul or black gate
killed a lot of rare mobs for funny stuff, did a lot of garrison things
>>714622719
aww dude i played that so much when i was younger, it was really fun. i wish i could play it again but i forgot the rules.
>>714622785
ok yes, lets rub bums together
>>714623242
You are English.
>>714623222
Well, legion is a bit better. Lots more going on with more challenge.
I hated WoD but legion is good so far.
>>714623148
tsktsk youre slacking off
am watching the tele and wanting a snack and bloating my body~
>>714623196
its ok i forgive you
>>714623242
oh my yes~
we can smoosh them and rub them and do so much fun wth them
>>714623445
For what?
>>714623445
It was only one night... I still will do my required time for the week though.
Least i'm not a sloth like you right now :P
>>714623318
i am not english, i was born in america, part german but im not english.
>>714623445
is only gay if we rub ur butts togethe... yeah that seems about right, its always better if its gay
>>714623521
for not using bumbum
>>714623599
i am not a sloth. i am just doing what cats do.
>>714623631
of course its going to be gay! so gay!
>>714623631
You play croquet, you use words they use in England, I bet you also eat a lot of different meat pies.
>>714623758
I will never say that.
>>714623758
hooray for gay! huzzah!
>>714623825
i play"ed" it, i dont now. and i only say bum and willy because theyre both really silly
>>714623948
maybe we could even touch willies and willy bum. the possibilities are endless here.
>>714623046
I put them there for defense
>>714623148
Yeah
How are you?
>>714623758
Well this cat is exercising. I guess we're different cats after all.
>>714624074
frmo what?
>>714624099
dont worry. i am going to get that gym membership here real soon!
>>714624207
Humans
>>714624031
i like that idea. a lot. lets do it.
>>714623948
Sure thing, Reginald.
>>714624074
Well really good actually. finished my last day of work for the year. Got the next 4 weeks off :D
>>714624207
Well you should just go month to month at first.
Meow me if you need a hand.
>>714624239
porque?
>>714624243
truck yeah! we can smash wieners so hard! youre in for a treat
>>714624364
what d you mean month to month?
>>714624333
>>714624420
aw yisss
>>714624364
Ohhh lucky
What are you going to do for 4 weeks?
>>714624420
Also the Reggie Watts Netflix Special
Watching you must
>>714624552
when do you want to start?
>>714624571
but i just started a new series! i cant start a new one!
>>714624619
right now! i uh, i mean right now. right now is a fine time.
>>714624619
Its an hr video!!
>>714624239
oh deer
>>714624707
oooo yeh~
right now and all night!
>>714624729
das too long right meow
>>714624420
don't get a 12 month contract membership, just go month to month.
>>714624571
Well i'll be away in QLD for 2.5 weeks travelling around. the rest i will be relaxing at home.
What about you?
>>714624848
oh deer
>>714624868
oh deer
>>714624893
oh deer
the furry mafia is strong with this one
>>714624925
oh deer
>>714624956
oh deer
>>714624782
>>714624856
Woooh! let's get noise complaints all night
>>714624863
ohhhh alright. best plan since i may just grow into my bed one day and become a real potato aand stop going to gym.
>>714624992
oh deer
>>714624856
But so funny!!
>>714624863
You don't wanna know what I have planned for these 4 weeks. I'm trying to play away from those events right now like a good fagt.
>>714625041
oh deer
*pow* right in the kisser
>>714625082
oh deer
>>714625003
get the cops called on us! this will be a most grand time!
>>714625062
i will try to watch tomorrow~
what es it?
>>714625125
oh deer
needs more gay lions
>>714625156
oh deer
Came lookin for furry porn. Found furry porn. Fucking faggaty ass furries.. .
>>714625194
oh deer
>>714625023
Yeah. I don't think you'll give up on it so quick, but if you make it 3 months and show no signs of slowing maybe consider the annual membership.
>>714625062
Hey water of a ducks back it should be. Did you ever get the lawyer hired for defemation?
>>714625136
Reggie Watts stand up Special
A musical comedian
>>714625116
[lucario eats berry and smiles at the end]
>>714625136
Id love to have "Disruptive frottage and bum rubbing" on my permanent record!
oh deer
>>>thread/714625351
M3K0G4M1
>>714625362
>>714625402
oh deer
>>71462551
>>714625302
No Snarf keeps saying he's getting one. Idk what he's doing besides his games. :p
some1 du nu fred am 2 laz
>>714625422
is that from tom and jerry? reminds me of tom and jerry.
>>714625471
Well if he's not helping you gotta go do it yourself.
>>714625545
Loony Toons, all three director of the Loony Toons went on to direct Tom and Jerry. Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng.
is it FELCH or FELTCH?
>>714625302
i dont think i would either. ill go for the winter at least.
>>714625352
hmm okays i'll give it a look~
>>714625362
we will become notorious for our shenanigans of frot and bum rubs. going from town to town
>>714625743
The movie is spelled Fletch.
pooposting in a poo thread on a poo board on this poo computer thru this poo network in this poo life
>>714625728
darn, i was close. Definitely the good toons, though. rip.
>>714625764
I like the sound of that, perhaps a little in public, yes? i do love to have involuntary watchers.
the infinite sorrow of not having a tail that dangles from your spind and grazes your calves as you pounce
FAGGOTRY how are you liking the new league?
>>714626005
They were brilliant animat.
>>714626113
*animators
>>714626005
oh i imagined there would be so much public fun time. maybe we can get some of those manly cops to join us~
in the future, 4chan will be a granite wall, and each post will be crafted by hammer and chisel
