>iowa thread?
Iowa thread.
post area codes
319&515 here
Bump
641 here
Niggers not allowed
>>714611267
>>14987653 test
>>714611555
Checkd
>>714611555
Fuck Nascar,
>>714611780
Why u do dis
515 checking in.
Any other Staters?
>>714611960
Dsm faggots
Same
>>714611960
op here also 515
what city you be in
>>714612069
Ames
YALL A STUPID ASS CYCLONE LOVING QUEER
>>714612140
Fuck State
>>714612140
fuck ISU
Iowa City is lit
515 m8
Fuck a certain university in town.
>>714612275
You mean west Chicago.
I knew it was a matter of minutes before fuck state and fuck the Hawks started...
>>714611267
319
>>714612359
This ain't Chiraq
>>714611267
Grew up in the 319. Cedar Rapids. Now on the left coast.
Have some titties.
>>714612275
Nah it is tho my brother goes there and it's more lit than Ames tbh
>>714612362
you prolly like the panthers fag
>>714612563
God no
>>714612510
Anywhere is more lit than Ames. It's not difficult really.
Here's a dick pic
Granger here
Anybody got pics of 40+ CR sluts?
>>714612670
Went to a party there. Nigga died. Lit though 10/10.
>>714612354
>>714612140
winter break is coming up soon. Iowa meet up at 30th street corner, aka little chicago
>>714612989
30th and what? I'm from south side not too far from there lmao
>>714612750
Stand by niggy
>>714613165
30th & Forest at the Micky D's
Fort dodge here, lets inject some Krokodil
>>714611267
Heil Trump
>>714613316
The one by west hy vee?
>>714612750
I got you, names Janet Albert, total cock whore, slurs herself out to anyone willing to fuck her.
>>714613440
Is that the one by Jethros? then yes
>>714613481
can confirm, dick has been wet many times but having to look her son in the eyes gave me too many feels.
Callin in from Carroll, here. 712. How's everyone doin?
>>714613680
ayy join the Iowa party my /b/ro
>>714613680
10/10 m8
>>714613572
Shit lol I know where you're talking about now. I thought it was in ames for some reason
>>714613793
>>714613797
Good to hear.
>>714613817
It will never be in Lames, too proud to be fuckeye to go there.
>>714613817
You think my black ass is setting foot in nigger lynching ames? Hells naw
>>714613680
Good, yourself?
>>714613900
Fan-fucking-tastic. Where you from, stranger?
>>714613900
Pretty good, about to go and beat my children, so a typical Thursday night. Hbu?
>>714611267
>>714611267
We gotta keep going to beat those Ohio fags. Keep em rollin. we gotta get everyone in here.
>>714614143
Gay Jon hays over here posting queer bigger porn
>>714612275
Iowa City is full of self-important SJW retards.
>>714614257
*nigger
>>714613895
I know what you mean, i'm indian and everyone just assumes i'm muslim or some shit
>>714613481
Doesn't look familiar, but thank you anyway, anon.
I knew so many slutty girls in the late 80s and early 90s, but digital photography wasn't widespread.
FUCK!
The things I would do to get back there with current technology.
>>714614265
(But Go Hawks)
>>714614069
Somewhere that didn't swing red :(
>>714613895
Like jesus just because I yell allahu akbar on a bus once?
>>714613817
I have some conditions:
>no fedoras
>no neckbeards
>no SJWs
>>714614294
I feel you dawg. She's low key about it and it's fairly recent slutting
>>714614293
Shitty world we live in
>>714614361
And just because I talk about raping a few white bitches they all flip shit
>>714614509
does 7/11 ring a bell
>>714614369
Deal
>>714614509
I'm just trying to get the hell out of here. Maybe I'll go to cali or massachusetts or something idk just not here
>>714614617
No but 9/11 does
>>714614653
naw fam stay in Iowa i get lonely with only white people here
>ps im white
>>714614294
Yeah but back then you needed to beat around the bush.
>>714614653
Don't go to cali, just a bunch of libtard Queers.
>>714614469
Was she a slut when she was younger?
All of the ones that I know are born sluts. Like a genetic thing.
I miss them.
>>714614755
Why are there so many self-hating whites in Iowa
> ps not white
>>714614775
True but here it's just a bunch of racist rednecks. At least you can more or less ignore the libtards
>>714614871
She turned into one when her husband stopped showing interest and her sons friends started. She told me the first one was her daughters boyfriend. Can't imagine how many cocks have been in her since...
>>714611267
i have an aunt that lives off rohert road, if you guess her name ill give you 10 dollars
>>714611267
What we're all in to....
>>714615068
rohret, sorry
>>714614763
I would like to think that I helped to start the trend when I would tell them "I don't like to floss and eat at the same time. "
>>714615112
On IC campus, thats like 3 miles from my place
>>714615226
Nice
Niggers are really just whites that God hates. Like the burnt cookies your drunk aunt makes over Christmas that you have to pretend nothing is wrong with, but you all know they shouldn't exist.
>>714611267
'
515 capital fag here. Experiencing moderate to severe levels of shock that this thread has double digit posts.
>>714615531
As an Iowa fag, I voted from trumpo. not because i agreed with him, but because the world is now a living meme
>>714615622
Same
>>714615622
It's always been a meme my friend. Just now the world sees it for what it is.
>>714615617
damn right it has near triple digits. Just keep living the Iowa dream.
>join the meet up at 30th and Forest mcdonalds by jethros for a good ass time
>>714615617
Hopefully we can get it over 100
Wtf is this?!?
>>714615788
But would you smash tho?
Where's my meth, faggots?
>>714615778
call all your edgy as fuck friends and get them in here. its a cousin-fucking good time
>>714615886
Low key I can get you some in like 10 minutes
>>714615751
>literally blocks away
But I have work in like five hours dawg.
>>714615835
She could make eye contact while getting it from behind.
>>714615943
Let's fucking rock.
>>714615922
I think you misunderstand this thread, we are not the Alabama thread.
>>714615958
oh not till winter break. im a poor college fuckeye. but soon. if enough interest arises plans may be made
but conditions must also be met:
>no fedoras
>no neckbeards
>no sjws
>>714615981
You want rocks? I mean if you feel like dying count me in
>>714615965
I would still do her as long as she has a nice ass and sweet titties.
>>714616040
sorry im from south iowa...its alright there...
>>714616154
Are you blind deaf and retarded?
>>714616107
All goofs aside, I'm not a regular user. Just had a super long day, mad overtime, and may find it hard to sleep tonight anyway. How can this shit be so prolific and problematic, but so hard to find?
"How many girls you get playing frisbee"
>>714616232
You clearly don't live in Iowa if you think it's hard to find
>>714616298
University of iowa frisbros
>>714616200
No.
Old, married, bored, and horny.
>>714616377
Stick it in her ass, it's like a whole new world in there
>>714616377
respectable. respectable.
>>714615778
we have done it. a triple digit Iowa thread. life is now complete, need to find a noose-tying thread.
>>714616310
Just too nervous to ask people. Has a pretty bad stigma around it. Don't want to be the guy. Would rather fucking make the shit.
>>714616540
I'm more of a Kurt Cobain microphone man myself
Anybody have a pdf of the patriot's cookbook?
>>714616567
Understandable. You just gotta know the right people, get good quality shit. My girlfriends has family members that make, good ass shit dirt cheap.
>>714616567
hopefully this thread keeps runnin. dont wanna end up like jonestown
>>714616742
DRINK THE KOOL-AID BITCHEEESSSS
>>714616455
Been there, done that.
Still bored. She has some medical conditions now that are preventing it from going down.
Also, you can have the same sandwich for lunch every day, but sometimes you have to change it up.
>>714616805
Heres a nood for you guys
>>714616567
Definitely do not try and make it yourself though, although suicide is badass, you can't do any more method when you're dead
515 fag here how you neckbeards doin
>>714616929
Medical conditions preventing sex, sounds like grounds for divorce to me.
>>714616960
Fuck Iowa
At least live in a state with something in it
cedar rapids checking in sir
>>714617112
What state would that be nigga
>>714616687
Yes.
By patriot you mean anarchist, correct?
>>714611267
Former Iowan here. Planning to move back next year after I finish school to settle down and be closer to my extended family.
How hard is it to find a nice traditional values cutie in NE Iowa?
>>714617112
Fuck u bitch this is mother fucking Iowa, we feed the world and have the best tests
>>714617112
you probably live in nebraska you fuck
>>714612275
fuck you fag U of I is garbage
Go state
>>714617180
Might as well just end it all now bud...
>>714617095
Not preventing sex, just buttsecks.
>>714617250
Nigga wanna go?
Look at dis nood, dont take that bite lil sloot
>>714617283
She into anything else other than straight up missionary?
>>714617012
Whelp, can't seem to fucking get my method on when I'm alive either. Seems a little more exciting than the old formic / sulfuric acid route.
Bumps, bitches.
>>714617250
Uhhh
>>714617180
Stay away from the college towns... it's nothing but whores and sheboons.
>>714617423
You tried other shit or just meth? I can get you may if you seriously want it, but other drugs work well enough for me.
>>714617250
Uhhhhhhh
>>714617250
u liek those sportsball scores fagotron
>>714617527
That's why I am here
>>714617383
Nope. After 10 years she got fat and boring.
FML
Gimme dis nibble lil sharky sloot, ill be gentle
>>714617477
>>714617643
She's not even remotely interested in anything further?
But I am currently enrolled in Iowa Fucking City.
No dont touch me hoomun, i have a prostate to attend to
>>714617180
Try a church.
... and a real parish not one of those goofy protestant/evangelist places.
>>714617559
I'm a regular pot smoker, and would prefer to keep it that way, except,
A: I need to stay up tonight, and work tomorrow.
B: Skilled labor union. Meth clears out of the system much faster than cannabis.
>>714617846
Good idea actually, preachers daughters for the win
>>714617902
If all you're looking for is staying up just pop some Addy, same effects as meth it just take slightly longer to digest.
>>714617846
>catholics
>>714617691
She gives it a try, but it always ends up the same way. Blah blah blah I'm gonna get on my back and take your jizz.
Fucking tired of it.
>>714618113
Try choke slamming, getting rough with her. Rest out the waters a bit and see how far you can get with that. Baby steps to a big payoff. And if she complain just ram a cock in her mouth, much more effective use for a woman's mouth than speaking anyways.
>>714618052
Any amphetamine of any kind would do nicely. Unfortunately, they're all currently unavailable.
>>714618290
Thanks for the advice, Frasier. Are you married?
>>714618339
You live anywhere near drake? It's finals season and Addy flows like water, talk to any dealer in the area and I guarantee you can get some.
Yus bb i eat the ass of the sea reefs
>>714618433
Dude I'm 19.
>>714618339
I could supply you a shitload of addy, vyvanse, or other amphetamines...u up for it main?
>>714618568
Better than 12. I'm 47.
Still want to fuck chicks that I don't have to care about afterwards.
>>714618704
That place looks strangely familiar...
>>714618611
>>714618495
Vyvanse is bretty good the one time I had it. I live within minutes of Drake, but I'm a total pussy fag, and don't want to just peruse the neighborhood looking for people standing around. Forgive my pleb status.
>>714618766
Understandable. Wife's are great and all until they tap out before you, then life just becomes boring.
Just bumping
>>714618851
my nigga
in iowa city i run that shit like midamerican energy
>>714618851
Whose your weed man? Guarantee he's got some if he's worth his shit I
>>714618851
Grow a pair, your Iowan, it's not like your from Nebraska
>>714618851
Also thirsty Thursdays just hit up a bar.
>>714617180
Extremely hard bro they are all cumslut butterfaces
>>714618939
Had to ditch my old dealer for being a general cucklord. Never met the new one, working with a middle man. Supposed to come through with an eighth tomorrow or Sat.
>>714618991
Shit son. Major misdemeanors aren't too rad.
>>714619174
As a result getting laid is pretty easy though which is nice
>>714619227
Seriously though try the bars things, ask around, can't get in trouble for asking as long as you don't explicitly say amphetamines
>>714619372
Not trying to bitch out since I nearly need it, but I wouldn't know how to even approach it. Just bitch endlessly about being tired? Drop some little key words?
Just go straight to horse tranquilizers
>>714619602
Literally be like, yo you know anybody that can get me Addy? If anyone questions it say you're looking for your friend named Addy. Shits that easy.
>>714619715
Slick.
>>714619612
Where to buy the horse tranquilizers?
>>714619771
Ya learn a few things at college
>>714619863
a vet.
a dealer.
fucking petco maybe
>>714619945
Try fleet farm, they have high powered cattle prods too
>>714620053
I did that once when I was younger, that was a bad move. you are a wizard.
Anyone live downtown
>>714619871
That's funny. First had Vyvanse at Indian Hills.
>>714620361
I live near downtown when I am home from college in a week or so.
When's the meeting at Mickey D's
>>714620361
tryna get to 200 replies. then im gonna let er die. might make another thread eventually. reunite all the tards
>>714620447
Exactly, college is beautiful
>>714620621
depends would you do that shit
>>714620700
Possibly I live in Lames tho
>>714620792
ayy lmao. we've got a shitload of people that could meet up and troll the shit out of that micky d's. would love as many as we can get
>>714620873
if its gonna happen keep and eye out for another Iowa thread. that will be the call to all fucks to join
Night night niggas
My dick fell off
>>714621107
same but not same
Nighty Nighty my niggas
On this day the fucktards of iowa assembled under one unified board and changed 4chan forever
Anyone around the Decorah area?
C'est la vie. Never got the shit.
>>714618495
>>714618851
ayy some people who live near my college
>>714622672
does the name brian ring a bell
>>714623175
Oakland?
>>714623175
I know a few, do you wear glasses?
