This creep is messaging me and I don't want to talk to him. Dubs get
what makes them a creep.
they just said you were cute, goddamn not everyone's thirsty
>>714605937
You're all poopy fart faces that should be spanked super duper hard xD :3 you've all been so naughty ;3 I bet you all want to strip down and lick your butts :) Mmm I bet licking a moist butt crack makes you super hard hehe *blushes* oh gosh I'm getting poopy poo in my pants ohhhh it is really big xD mommy will need to change me again :3 Mmm *slurps* your peepee tastes so good it's so yummy daddy ;) Mmm gimme all the cummies :3 I bet you couldn't wait for my liddle bum ;) yummy I want daddy to cum please! Oh yes *swallows* you have even more :O oh it's so yummy daddy thank you :3
>>714605937
Like we care nigga. Either give us the number or don't.
>>714606096
Rol
>>714606138
>>714605937
No, give us tits or gtfo.
>>714605937
guy named angel wtf?
>>714605937
Bye
Your cute too. Send me a duck pic
>>714606096
roll kek
>>714605937
I don't want to talk to you because I find you kind of creepy.
>>714606264
Roll
What does "maybe" mean?
>>714606096
This :D roll
>>714606096
rollerino
>>714605937
I don't like you. Lose my number.
>>714606264
This but dick pic
>>714605937
Fuck off faggot
>>714606096
rolling
If you don't send a dick pick I'll kill myself
>>714606383
Roll
>>714605937
I want I want to see your cock send me a picture of it hard
>>714605937
Don't text me ever again. Bye.
>>714606285
>>714606238
>>714606482
Reroll
>>714605937
Hey listen I'm not looking for a relationship
I just want to give you head. I have an oral fixation.
Don't make this weird or tell anyone or I'm not doing it.
>>714606096
rolls
tits or gtfo
Milk my udders
>>714606600
winrar
>>714606600
WINRAR!!!
>>714606600
winrar winrar
>>714606600
OOHOH
>>714606482
This
>>714606563
rolling
>>714606600
WINRAR
>>714606600
Everyone except this Anon is gay in this thread.
>>714606442
Rollio
>>714606666
Checked mein friend
>>714606666
Nice quads
>>714606096
henry rollins
>>714606666
Fuck man another Quads have never seen this many in a night.
>>714605937
Faggt kill yourself
Can you unclog my toilet I tried to flush a nigger lol
>>714605937
Maybe you shouldn't label him as a maybe. . .
send dick
If OP doesn't deliver their mom dies in her sleep tonight
Can you shit in my ass
>>714606666
Devil quads?
"I think you're cute too"
>>714606096
Rolling Stones
>>714607128
Shit. Nice quads, anon.
Now what, nerds
>>714607268
>"by udders I meant my cock"
send tit pics
>>714607268
Can I see your cock. I've been thinking about it
Come over and fuck me right now.
>>714607268
Fucking faggot why did you delete maybe what did it mean
Send nudes
>>714607268
Can you fit a jar of pickles up your ass? Not the pickles, the jar itself. Ifs my fetish
>>714606096
roll
>>714606264
Roll
>>714607268
need dick pic for science project
>>714607417
Roll
>>714607365
Roll
Hey, um, honest question, would you fuck someone like me? You must get asked this a lot lol :)
>>714607365
This
>>714607268
"I want you to fuck me like I'm an African child and you're AIDS"
"come over here and spank me so hard my cock gets hard"
I want to be honest with you, I think you're a loser that should stop texting me. Srsly, fuck off
>>714607365
roll
>>714607365
rooolllll
>>714607538
Reroll
>>714607365
Dubs
Haha I bet...
So...when are you coming over ;)
>>714607332
Rollerino
>>714607587
Roll
>>714607327
rollan
Show me your hard dick. I require the dong
>>714607268
*ur
>>714607666
WINRAR
>>714607582
rerollerino
if i get dubs say "lick my asshole like im Fieri and youre a one way ticket to flavortown"
>>714607587
Rollerino
>>714607268
You must have low standards, you autistic fuck.
If cows could talk, who'd be your favorite then, asshole?
>>714607666
BOOM. Trips, faggots. Pay up, OP.
>>714607268
I want to ram your ass with my feminine penis
My nigger needs enslaving ;)
>>714607666
winrar
Dick pic or I fry your router pussy
>>714607666
winrar
>>714607666
Winrar
I was fucking with you, you're a little beta fag and me and friends have been laughing at how thirsty you are
>>714607327
>>714607666
Winrar faggots
quad 7's and you send tits
ASSSSSSS
>>714607787
>>714607778
Off by one kek
I have a penis lol
You gay or something loser?
If your still down we should meet up tmrw.
I'm sick of guys that are scared of pegging. Know what I mean?
ROLL,
Can I see ur boobies ples?
Would you be mad if I farted while you licked my asshole?
>>714607365
Roll this shit
>>714608141
Do you know what Shota is?
And by cock I meant my yummy asshole.
>>714608241
>>714608241
rolling
>>714608241
>>714608277
WINRAR
>>714608141
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>714608277
WINRAR
>>714608277
winrar
i need a pic of your sister or mothers tits
Quick, While I'm on break. send me a pic of your cock.
You sick faggot I'm gonna make you swallow my cum after I fuck your throat
>>714608122
>>714608307
I think the first winrar after the reply is the official one
Any new winrars have to come after the next reply
>>714608141
What's with this guy
Come over, I wanna fuck you.
>>714608277
>>714608241
Winrar
>>714608388
Winrar
>>714606096
roll
>>714605937
u should let him suck ur dick
>>714607268
send pic of his asshole
>>714608388
WinRAR!!!!
>>714606096
this roll
>>714608530
>>714608466
Fuck you
This is winrar>>714608277
Send nudes
give us angel's phone number
>>714608788
YES
>>714608788
check my quads
>>714608855
oops, looks like that's what OP has to say next
>>714608788 Shotacon is my fetish. It's so hot.
>>714608855
really this was the WinRAR? fuck you guys
>>714608855
winrar?
If it isn't, say "I get wet for boku no pico"
>>714608920
Too many dubs
Show me your dick. I need dick. Dick dick dick dick dick
>>714608788
I want to peg you with my Dad's dildo
>>714608955
2 dubs 2 furious
"can I put your dick in a chastity cage?"
>>714605937
GET TITS
>>714609115
roll
>>714608955
>>714608855
wow 55 is a killer
Write my name on your hard cock and show it to me
>>714608788
"Sorry I replied to you then..."
>>714609191
No, but it's mainly what I'm into
People over 14 disgust me, to be honest
>>714609191
OH GOD LOL
Say "It's kind of my thing...Sorry I texted you back..."
but your cute enough to be one >:3
i want you to rape me like your 8 and im 48
>>714609191
Shotacon is my fetish and yes that's how i see you.
>>714609209
roll
>>714609191
I love guys that are into it.
>>714609191
how did the YES roll even work
Also,
"No I see you as a sex slave"
>>714606600
>>714609301
roll
>>714609224
Rolling
>>714609295
Roll
>>714609209
Roll
so like will you fuck me like your 12 and im your daddy
>>714609224
roll
>>714609358>>714609301
rick roll
>>714609306
roll
>>714609405
roll
lets get started meet me in an hour
>>714609301
roll.
Meet me at mcdonalds in 20 mins for some fun
what are you waiting for get on me now kiddo
>>714609321
No, I just
>>714609301
this
you are fat loser and have body oder!
>>714609191
No you look like an old fart I'm just really into shota
gtfo faggot
>>714609405
roll
>>714609522
WINNNNN
>>714609522
Winrar
" I mean...sort of. Sorry I texted you back then... Listen, would you like to be my emotional boyfriend? I already have a physical boyfriend"
>>714609527
roll
>>714608855
>>714609191
the "YES" actually worked out pretty well there
I can't believe you would do this to me. I thought we had something. And then you go and do this? I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
>>714609301
do it
>>714609522
Winrar
>>714609533
remember the ayylamo
>>714609522
winrar
>>714609301
rolling
>>714609522
Well shit.
>>714609533
Winrar
>>714609191
it's what my body needs, not what I want.
>>714609609
nvm
>>714606403
Nice feet
>>714609191
I want you to rape me next time you see me, don't stop no matter how much I scream
wai, shi shi nei sri lao soda pop. lol, I literally just pretend like I speak chinkerbell all the time and throw in one English word or two in it. If you do this with me I might throw you one real quick ;)
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face
Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye . He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months .
Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
️ ️ Where did you come from, where did you go? ️️ Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? ️️
>>714609522
winrar yo
Can you please send me a picture of your poop?
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
[1/2]
>>714610026
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>>714609797
Post pasta, that is at least mildly related
>>714609797
Rollin rollin rollin
>>714606096
Roll for this
>>714609797
roll
>>714606096
Rollorino
op dead
>>714609797
rooooooooooooooooooooool
>>714609797
rollerblades
>>714610181
are you threatening me????
Step down, you fucking cuck.
>>714610181
i'm actually a lesbian
Send him your a pic of your tits
>>714610181
Fuck off cunt. Take out your little dick for me NOW!!
>>714610181
sexist pig
>>714610257
roll
>>714610181
"Ok we're done then. I've been texting another guy at the same time. He's going to come over instead. I'll send you pics ;p"
>>714610291
reroll
>>714609797
Roll roll
>>714609725
Ravirolli>>714609725
>>714610166
Top kek
>>714610311
winrar
>>714610181
whatever you say, daddy ;)
>>714610318
Rolling
>>714610311
WINRAR
>>714610311
WIIIIN
>>714610311
winrar
>>714609797
roll
>>714606096
roll
>>714610181
You seem like an alright guy, it's going to be lit AF when our new president takes office, we can finally say what we really mean. Like, I believe in white supremacy until we educate blacks to the points of responsibility. lol it feels so good to be honest ;)
>>714609797
rolling in the fields
>>714610337
Winrar
>>714609797
rolling shik
>>714610062
Facebook-tier faggotry
If dubs tell him you used to be a guy or that your uncles gangfucked you as a kid or something.
>>714606096
please god this
>>714610181
Oh shit he's fucked in the head. Don't respond. Never talk to him again. You're fucked.
>>714610181
send the navy seal copy pasta
>>714610181
This faggot's response should go right to the cringe thread.
>>714610311
this is winrar
>>714610466
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FINALLY
What's the biggest thing you've had in your ass? I only have one size dildo for my strap on
>>714610337
WINWAR
Can I be honest with you? I've been thinking about your cock... can I see it? XD
>>714610466
op do
>>714610555
YOSHII
>>714610466
winrar.exe
>>714610181
Ask him to send dick pics.
fuck off mate
>>714610612
are you dense?
This is winrar>>714610311
He beat you to it
>>714610562
roll
>>714610626
ROLLING FOR THIS
He's not responding bois
>>714610425
roll
>>714610181
Cum over and call me mommy ;););) also what's my full name/location?
>>714610804
niggers tongue my anus
go on 4channel's B board now
i like that in a man ;)
>>714606096
Mother of god be this Roll
>>714610804
I am kinda kinky lol, sometimes i actually paid prostitutes to dress like little boys and fist me haha ;)
Draw a lil face on the head of your cock. Use the peehole as the mouth. Send pics
>>714610804
I was just joking, Now show me that cock of yours ;)
>>714606096
Roll
>>714610885
niggers tongue my anus
>>714610804
Sorry about calling you that, I'm sexually frustrated right now. haven't been laid in months and I'm craving the cock
>>714610928
roll
>>714610928
rolling
>>714610949
niggers tongue my anus
>>714610954
roll
>>714610804
>just the way i like it
turns me on
Send nudes
>>714610917
roll
>>714610804
Mission accomplished?
>>714610928
rolllll
>>714610804
"C'mon take a joke...sorry I make weird jokes when I'm texting cute guys and thinking about their huge cocks"
>>714611033
WIIIIN
>>714611033
WINRAR
>>714610928
this
>>714611033
WINRAR
>>714611033
WINRAR
>>714611033
winrar
>>714611033
fuck you guys omg
>>714610928
PLEASE
>>714611033
winrar
I'm so wet, it feels like I shit my pants.
>>714611177
hahaha fuck
>>714611177
double dubs
>>714611146
do it SEND NUDES
>>714611146
haha play stupid games, get stupid prizes
>>714611177
>>714611033
SEND THEM BOTH OP
>>714611177
WINRAR agaon
>>714610928
roll
>>714611177
winrar nr 2
>>714611243
rolling for this
>>714611243
THIS
>>714611243
DO IT OP
>>714611243
In order as well!!
>>714611125
This guy has to be the biggest faggot ever.
>>714611243
SEND BOTH
>>714611243
Rolllllllingobingo
>>714611351
No you're a faggot
>>714606096
Rerollerino
>>714611255
>>714611177
>>714611033
>>714610555
>>714610166
>>714609911
>>714609533
>>714609522
THE FUCKIN GETS THO
ok
>>714606096
rol
give him the link to this page
Fuck hahahaha
>>714611243
OP do it faggot
Show him what your working with
>>714611532
i'm working with my dad's cock now.
send pic of your butthole
>>714608388
This one now!!
>>714606096
Roll
>>714611511
Fucking hell yes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>714611532
lol you come across as unstable
>>714611532
if i'm lucky i'll be working with your anus
>>714611522
WINRAR
>>714611532
that was actually really funny OP
>>714611532
I want to suck your cock
>>714611532
charge your phone OP
>>714611532
What I'm working with is that cock of yours, now be a good boy and show me ;)
>>714611699
Well boys, we got a real meme here.
>>714611699
winrar
Charge your phone cunt
>>714611699
WINRAR
>>714611699
WINRAR
>>714611532
>Get biggest strap-on you can find
>Take pic
>Send it to him
>>714611666
WINRAR!!!!!
trips
>>714611666
winrar
>>714611699
muh meems
>>714611699
damn son
>>714611699
The 4chan gods have spoken.
>>714611666
Winrar
which one you damn nerds? poopy smear face or navy seals. dubs choose
>>714611699
Nice and right near the end of the thread
Perfect timing
>>714612000
navy seals bitch
He wouldn't happen to be Mexican would he?
