I would literally rip off each of my individual toenails, clip them into tiny shards, toss those shards into a salad and then shove that salad up my asshole with no dressing just to be that pretzel.
Eliza thread ig
WTF is wrong with her fingers?
>>714605676
Darn
>>714606072
She's an alien, duh
>>714605676
Me too
>>714605676
i just want to be sitting next to her
I'd give my left nut to be that balloon
>>714605676
I dated a girl that looked exactly like her back in highschool, 'cept she wasn't a psychotic asshole. Too bad I was a sperg and dumped her to feel cool
Postin pics from last thread
Good shit my nigs
Didn't she commit Sudoku?
>>714607027
>>714607044
Unless she did in the last few days then no
>>714607044
no she is confirmed alive cause she posted on the boards and on yt yesterday i think.
i missed a couple of stuff tho so help me out guise
>>714605676
now this is a thread i can get behind
>>714607027
pls do :')
>>714605676
>>714606072
>>714606073
>>714606341
>>714606344
>>714606540
>>714606787
>>714606825
>>714607027
>>714607044
>>714607187
>>714607264
>>714607714
>>714607820
Kys, all of you.
This is creepy
Please enter into a wholesome relationship pls
Thank you
anyone here NOT miss these vids?
>>714608090
fuck off
bumping
>>714608436
Premium slav squat
>>714608666
>slat squat
>premium
>>714608839
>tfw i will never talk to her
>>714608090
Look, I'm not gonna lie it is a little creepy
But I'm not exactly some old pedo
And this sort of thing helps me get through some tough times
So fuck off ig
>>714605676
>ig
whats her ig?
>>714609091
Dunno
Wish I could Kik her tho
Just once...
>>714609067
lel same im 19
still semi creepy tho :^)
>>714609244
she'd probably just cuck the shit out of u :(
would bang, tits or gtfo
posting rares for u fuckers
>>714609857
>she
>>714607027
wya buddy
>>714610277
>Tfw you've seen the originals back when you were the same as so it's not creepy at all
>>714610659
>as
age?
>>714610659
>as
age, duh
Ye ye
Bumperino
First pic I ever saved
What's her yt ?
>>714610659
ban this man...boy
>>714608919
any bare feet pictures?
>>714611509
first pic i saved
saw it in a 10/10 mfw i found out the depth of this girl months later
>>714611434
Uh
I
Uh
Like age twice as fast as her or something
>>714611509
I got u my creepy fam
is it a trap? I'm not even kidding. I can't tell.
>>714611509
>>714611779
son of a bitch everything about this girl makes me diamonds. her feet are really sexy
>>714611891
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
>>714611849
Lucky for you she isn't
>>714611849
see >>714610277
WHO IS THIS?!? Somebody explain
>>714612064
you must be new this is one of her iconic pics
welcome to a cesspool of shit
>>714612368
dont do it fam its not worth it and youre far too l8
>>714610277
Got the source or is she underaged?
>>714612368
Don't get sucked in, it's not worth it
But it's literally just some internet girl
>>714612373
moar
>>714612634
she underage
>>714612634
You hit the nail on the head with that second part my friend
>>714612764
>>714612770
Fuuuuuuck.
>>714612373
nothing but diamonds
>>714612696
HA are u kidding she is a gahd
>>714612728
>>714612999
Whats her youtube again?i lost my password to my old account and trying to resub to channels i watch
and my fav even tho im not really a feet guy
>>714613164
>>714613273
>>714613338
SON OF A BITCH!
>>714613278
she doesnt post not anymore anyways
>>714613550
Mmm, sad. For us anyways.
I would walk a mile of assholes just to shit in her wallet?
>>714605676
>I would literally rip off each of my individual toenails, clip them into tiny shards, toss those shards into a salad and then shove that salad up my asshole with no dressing just to be that pretzel.
It's shit like this that can scare a female right off the internet.
last feet belated
Crawl on broken shit to smell her ankles.ya that's it.
>>714613759
lol jk she posted literally two days in a row and on the board but her activity on the internet is very scarce
we dont need any newfags ruining her yt sowwy :((
i dont get it
shes fucking ugly
you virgins will worship anything.
>>714614156
Youre being cruel to me anon-chan. I understand anyway.
>>714613850
You do realize it's a joke yeah?
Sorry if I scared Eliza away from your loving arms fam
I would cum in a bucket of broken glass to see her wrist watch
>>714614468
Well stuff like that is often said in jest, but it is rooted in the scary obsession that some people develop over others.
>my loving arms
Hell nah, I was a late arrival to the Eliza phenomenon, and tbh she's probably got too much crazy for me. Kek.
>>714614467
sorry :( lurk moar its how i learned
youll go through an obsessed stage but you'll get over it with enough will power
>>714614432
I think she's cute, but it really isn't about that
It's about who she is inside my head or something, I dunno
>>714614896
this guy gets it
>>714614882
Well, Ive only seen her last year. Shes just a qt3.14.
>>714614432
pls dont lie to yourself shes def not ugly
>>714615292
>last year
how so?
>>714614858
how late are we talking?
>>714615660
I think, I went to r9k and I saw a thread about her. I thought she was pretty cute but as I read more and more about her I got a bit interested in her story. I just wanted to see how shes doing. Not much else. How bout you guys.
>>714616108
she is a train wreck but going in the right direction
not a lot of ppl have the full story or are up to date so dont worry... i have no idea either
>i just wanted to see how shes doing
btw she hates people like you :(
>>714616108
>>714616334
What's the story?
>>714615783
Missed anything that was on /r9k.
Bypassed the threads on /b for a while.
Have lurked threads at times going back maybe 4-5 months.
Have watched some linked youtube stuff of her.
She is kinda cute, but I don't care for crazy and drugs.
>>714616334
Mmmm, interesting to hear her closest followers have no idea.
>>714616864
the crazy and drugs are what keep bringing me back :^) she a special gal
>>714617008
its a very very long story that im sure by now has been wiped off the internet too tired to write it all down
>>714616334
>she hates people like you
So she hates all her followers?
>>714617719
I think he meant the type that would generally be called beta, whiteknight, cuck, or normie.
bump
>>714618018
Makes sense i guess
>>714617277
There's no way she actually did H is there?
I mean like it's just her "word" right?
>>714618320
`fuck but im so tired
>>714618436
Stay strong my friend
>>714618436
Then get some sleep
Wait, can we do advice in here? I mean the girl looks (And acts) a lot like Eliza so it's sorta related
>>714618376
no she did. snorted it. thats why shes bleeding through her nose
shes your amateur john frusciante.. well was
>>714618567
but is eliza bread :(
>>714618659
No way my dude, pics of the horse? I need solid proof
(Am totally not dea)
>>714618646
all of our ex girlfriends at least act like eliza thats why we're all here
>>714618659
Isn't there vids where she's like playing with a needle too?
Also, that's nasty
>>714618760
>was
>>714618741
Well Im sure theres more of her followers around to start another bread. She'd want her faithful worshippers to get some rest to start another surmon yeah?
>>714618963
if youre talking about the needle through the mouth thats medication for getting off heroin
Mmmmm, fuckin bored. Gonna make a nutella sandwhich with hotdog fucking buns.
Can one of you please tell me where I can find out about her, like her YouTube or something. All of you keep saying all this stuff about her but refuse to actually say anything about her.
>>714619090
no elizas are rare nowadays but i guess i do need to be well rested in case something does happen...
Eliza train all night?
Fucking hell
I'm pretty sure Eliza is just a really shitty coping mechanism for me at this point
>>714619307
Take pics family
>>714619386
>in case something does happen...
Nothing will happen anon.
>>714619488
ok
>>714619386
>no elizas are rare nowadays
I have some of the rarest elizas, you guys will never see them
>>714619574
shit went down the past couple of days
>>714619721
pics or it didnt happen
>>714619808
Nice try
>>714619732
That's from a vid I saw on Youtube right? Nothing happened...or was the end censored?
>>714618646
Fuck man, I dumped her and now I hear that's she's probably getting dicked by some band dude named Pedro the same day I was gonna apologize and try to win her back. Dude's a fucking senior too, which is kinda creepy but I don't think I can compete. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>714619913
what u saw was a worthless reupload
what u missed (and myself too) was elizas rehabilitation session with her fans :(
>>714619488
> no more than 2mb
Its a picture of a fucking nutella sandwhich
Guess yiull just havw to imagine it anon
Any nudes of her?
>>714620280
Noooooooooooo
>>714620280
Damn, that's the only thing I was looking forward to
>>714620515
That's pedophilia my guy
>>714620746
and that is not eliza
>>714620746
Nigga 15-16 is cheese under the law, but pedophilia does not apply to this situation.
>>714620515
I don't have any, but some crazy anon has posted such content before I believe. I haven't seen >>714610277 unedited but I believe this answers the question too.
So what is the real story on this person?
Manipulative heartless bitch, or just misunderstood victim?
Someone redpill me
>>714621080
Hebe then?
Also, can under eighteens be considered hebephiliacs(or however you spell it)
asking for a friend
>>714621080
>some crazy anon has posted such content before
indeed. gl finding the unedited version now its been wiped off the internet 2 months ago
>cheese
pic related
>>714621261
no way i thought the omegle collage were the only ones
that cant be her
TITS OR GTFO!
you talentless attention whore
>>714621512
it is. I've seen a 2-3 nudes other than the omeagle collage in threads. always a photo of a screen too.
don't download. report
Mmmm pizzaa
There
>>714621141
honestly both. she has bpd so he cant be held accountable for what shes done imo
im leaning toward misunderstood victim but she has done some evil
>>714621298
This would be ephebophilia if we're being technical.
>>714621342
Exactly, she's more of a pepperoni pizza.
>>714621512
What I have seen previously while lurking was not from Omegle.
>>714621720
You are disgusting anon
>>714621720
Fuck it up
>>714621732
She been still tripping around as of late?
And can you tell what kind of evil things she has done, and good
>>714621898
Yeah, told myself i wouldnt eat junk food but Im sick right now so ill be out for a while.
>>714621982
She fucked with some dude named Luke and screwed over this orbiter who bought a 400$ ticket to see her or some shit
>>714607264
I was expecting some cut marks. What the fuck is this shit. Fucking newfags...
>>714622119
That, probably was a smart choice.
>>714622314
better?
>>714622442
not falling into your trap again... FBI
>>714622442
OMG
>>714622314
better?
>>714622442
Oh shit I clicked on it I think I can hear the FBI outs-
*gunshots*
>>714622615
<3 why tho ?
>>714622753
does blood thicken when it just sits on skin like that? actual question
>>714622837
blood thickens like depending on how much there is and where it's coming out of. sometimes when people get gunned down there is a PILE of blood.
>>714622928
im asking because in that cut video theres some thick blood on her butt and also in her heroin video the blood from her nose is very thick
Bump
>>714624208
Oh anon...
>>714624423
Yeah?
>>714624466
Nothing. Just waiting for something to happen. And for my fucking roomate to shut the fuck up so I can sleep.
>>714624681
Go give him a sermon on Eliza
Share the glory my friend
>>714624825
>hey man see this girl? shes 15 and i think shes the cutest girl on the internet.
>Heres my collection of hundreds of pictures and videos of her!
And so it dies...
It was a good thread, and I hope we all learned a little bit more about ourselves and each other
Goodnight guys ;-;
@_@
Bye-bye
Hold the fuckin phone this can't die yet
1. What's her yt?
2. Does anyone know what state she lives in? Like 30% sure I've seen her before.
>>714625935
These annoying motherfuckers won't say even though they've been asked multiple times
>>714626219
They know that if a real man ever gets in contact then their beta asses would never have a chance.
>>714626324
I tried finding the video they had a screencap of the comments above but it says it's private
>>714625935
>>714626219
>>714626324
>>714626757
Okay fine I'll send it to you guys. All her videos have been private for a while but at least you'll know the name/picture in case she comments on other peoples videos.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSMRPGqu5t7FK8EVZrZl8ww
>>714626910
You've done a good thing, my friend.
>>714627103
mostly to get people to stop asking every thread
BAMPU
>>714625935
DE/PA
>>714628317
Holy fuck bump that up to 60%
>>714605676
rolling to see this happen irl
if op refuses report
>>714605676
She's 15 years old. Or at least she was last year, or was that 2014? Shit this bitch might be 22 I can't remember
>>714628485
She moved to PA about 6 months ago
>>714605676
holy crap. il live in that girls colon forever just to be near her
>>714629085
Ah well knock it down to 20%
Who is this bitch? She supposed to be hot or something?
>>714629802
Hot isn't the word I'd use. More cute than anything else.
>>714629802
newfags please go
>>714622673
What was it
wew she gained a lot of weight
>>714605676
I guess I would too OP
>>714607027
that pic wasn't her, it was some random stupid attention whore who was fishing for compliments
>>714631218
pretty sure it's her
>>714631379
Well in that case she was acting like a random stupid attention whore who was fishing for compliments
I'm friends with her irl
AMA
>>714631654
she always had been that way, especially at this time in the loop
>>714631867
Is she always been an attention whore?
>>714632246
yes
>>714631867
how does it feel to know she'll never do anything sexual with you?
>>714632329
the nudes are enough fam
>>714618914
i love her more with every pic i see
>>714621261
MODS!!! MODS!!! MODS!!!
>>714631867
do all her friends and family know she is famous on 4chan? And if so what have they said about it?
>>714615583
3/10 at best
looks like a dude with silky hair
>>714622673
What the fuck was it I missed it????
>>714631867
post pics from her private instagram
>>714607714
Worst tabs ever
>>714632699
Check em (photo from her insta)
>>714607714
>kek your cats will never know why you haven't woken up
But they'll probably eat you anyway.
>>714631867
troll
who is kuektara?
>>714633280
Chek'm boys
>>714630890
>>714633024
cheese pizza
>>714622478
that's not her you retards.
>>714612368
add "Eliza" and "Ciara" to your filter, she will fuck you up otherwise.
I think the weirdest thing about it, is that I get no sexual response from her. It's a purely emotional one, despite knowing her escapades.
>>714605676
Who's this semen demon?
>>714636851
litterally read the fucking thread you autist
>>714606072
>>714605676
She got them country bluegrass, guitar plucking fingers
>up your game faggot
>>714636982
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>714620746
If there's grass on the field play ball
>>714637131
Baseball and sex are very different my friend
>>714633338
QUADS CHECKED
>>714610857
Is one eye opener than the other
>>714637288
That's not how it works kiddo.
