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>ITT: We post poor vidya descriptions and have others guess

>Kill innocent rabbit things
>Wake up
>Help innocent rabbit things
>Meet sexy roboto
>Kill guy who has interest in red flowers
>Multiple endings
>>
Rocket League.
>>
>>714601028
Cave Story?
>>
>two buttons
>narrator with crappy Chinese accent
>kung-fu simulator
>>
>>714601270
ye
>>
>>714601028
Undertale?
>>
>>714601511
One finger death punch
>>
>>714601028
cave story
>>
yep
>>
>>714602030
>>714601826
forgot to link
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>two losers die
>lizards make them one
>wake up
>talking sword and flying rat
>fight giant racist lion
>>
>ending is blue explosions, red explosions or green explosions
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>purge the galaxy of xenos
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>>714602808
Warhammer
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>>714603055
No. I'll give you a hint. Paradox
>>
>be space engineer
>find mining colony
>get spooked
>kill things
>>
>>714603381
Dead space?
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>>714603381
MARIO KATY 8
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>>714601028
>be
>cant talk
>can stand on a horse
>seek enemies
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>Nobody in building
>Narrator
>Disobey narrator
>Narrator is fucking pissed unless you cooperate
>Fucking infinite endings
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>>714604118
obv stanley parable
>>
>get brainwashed
>numbers
>kill people
>end game
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>>714604118
Stanley parable
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>>714602115
Ashes...to Ashes...

>tfw no sequel because everyone discredits it as furshit despite it actually being a pretty solid game.
>>
>get exploded
>Become battery
>Fight battery from future
>2 endings
>>
>>714604118
I didn't even play it but that's obviously The Stanley Parable.
>>
>>714604534
Infamous
>>
>>714604534
Infamous
>>
>be prince
>brother is a cunt
>gather allies
>revolt
>defend castle
>>
>am I good or am I bad?
>blue cunt thinks he's faster than me
>guns
>I AAMMMMMMM
>>
>oh damn, big tittygirl was just an illusion by best girl
>BEST GIRL HAS A DICK???
>furrychick doesn't want me in her realm?!
>>
>ninja
>cut things apart
>big ant guy
>cut it apart
>fight guy
>rip heart out
>>
>>714604954
Mephiles the Darkhog
>>
>>714604030
shadow of the colossus.

here's one for you faggots

>start game as a nigger
>kill really happy enemies
>you're actually like half a dozen other people
>nigger kills himself at the end
>you weren't actually the nigger or maybe you were who knows
>>
>>714605070
I REALLY wanna know what this is...
>>
>>714605118
But...he says the horse's name...I thought the same thing but, he can talk...
>>
>>714604954

Shadow the Shittyvideogamehog
>>
>>714605118
Call of Nigger 2 Modern Welfare?
>>
>>714605182
oh yeah you're right
>>
>deep web
>protagonist is addicted to touching little girls
>everyone is mutant
>is drug addict
>>
>>714605099
Kek

>>714605118
Ye
>>
>>714605327
You faggot he calls out the horse's name.
>>
>>714605309

Bioshock...
>>
>Japan
>rollerblades
>graffiti
>>
>be cardboard box
>suddenly ninjas
>guy pisses himself
>destroy giant robot
>dramatic getaway
>videos of nature
>>
>>714605242
no, here's another hint though

>the plot involves a death cult in japan rigging US elections to ensure that war breaks out between the two nations
>there are multiple scenes where a hooker hits and sexually molests a cripple
>>
>>714601028
Cave Story?
>>
>>714601028
Quote didn't kill any mimiga. KHe and Curly had a different objective from the killer robots. They were recon, sent in to find and destroy the crown.
>>
>>714605408
jet set radio

>>714605413
metal gear solid
>>
>>714604333
Black ops?
>>714604783
Fable 3?
>>714605097
MGR Revengeance?
>>714605413
Metal gear solid? Can't remember which one.
>>
>>714605408
The Jet Set of the Radio
>>
>>714605430
That just made it even MORE confusing!
>>
>Racism: The god tier childhood-making game
>>
>>714605413
MGS?
>>
>>714605753
right? here's another one:

>one of the bosses is a pedophile who skins little girls alive and can float through the air
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>>714605408

Jet Set Radio?
>>
>>714605612
>>714605624

Yeah, it was the original Metal Gear Solid. I honestly never realised how ridiculous the plot was until I started typing that. And they only got more insane after that.
>>
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>>714605754
M...Megaman?
>>
>>714605862
Nope.
>>
>nuclear reactors are wrong
>NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE WRONG
>NIGGA why the fuck you got a gunarm?
>uggh don't cut yourself on my edge, I'm not real supersoldier
>aww, pls no kill waifu
>>
>>714605118
Obviously Killer 7

>beef jerky
>counting crows
>ring a ding ding x2
>weird snake thing
>double pokemon battle
>oh shit four more dudes
>sad piano man
>>
>>714601028
>be innadesert
>get fucking executed in the face
>live
>fuck shit up
>four endings
>>
>>714605903
final fantasy 7
>>
>>714605921
Winwinwin!
>>
>>714605913
yep, you got it.
>>
>>714605914
Fallout NV! Best modern Fallout.
>>
>spawn nation out of 4 males
>religion makes you change clothes
>also cars?
>hitting the ground is the best method of construction
>>
>>714605831
What the actual HELL is this game HOLY SHIT
>>
>play 3D soccer in a ball
>Invaded by tentacles
>Kill monsters
>Attempt to get waifu out of arranged marriage
>Game glitches and can't beat dragon boss even with the best shit in the game
>>
>>714606027
Yeah, you got it. So god-tier, I've been playingthrough some story-based mods, like Beyond Bolder Dome and New Vegas Bounties, it's really amazing what mods can accomplish. Have you heard of Fallout: The Frontier? I hope it delivers a "Fallout 4" experience that isn't shit :P
>>
>>714606203
Hadn't head of it, but I just Googled it and it looks awesome. Thanks!
>>
>faggots of different race and age fight each other to the death
>everybody looks the same depending on who you are
>lady over microphone screams at these faggots whenever they perform a certain action.
>the guys themselves are mostly covered in stupid shit clothing, yet they gain most of their respect from this.
>>
>>714602613
No man's sky
>>
>>714606163
see
>>714605913
if you have not played killer7 yet i recommend fixing that problem as soon as possible.
>>
>>714606371
No problem! Their website and YouTube playlist has all the hi-definition wallpapers and 1080p60fps trailers you could ever want! They say it's at 74% completion and they're aiming to release "at least something" this winter :D
>>
>>714606441
Hunger games
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>>714605831
Alright nigga you win! now what the fuck is this game?!!?!
>>
>>714602613
Massive Ass 3?
>>
>>714606508
Jesus CHRIST buying that shit right NOW!
>>
>>714606534
Nice try, but nah.
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>>714606593
>>714606658
>>
>nigger
>tentacles
>flying
>zombies
>pmcs
>>
>You Died
>gg
>You Died
>>
>kill motherfuckers
>motherfuckers trick you into going to their shitty commune
>shitty commune full of guns and deathtraps
>kill their faggot uncles
>kill their floating cunt mom
>stay in their commune and wipe the motherfuckers out for all eternity
>no multiplayer
>>
>>714606899
Black ops 3?
>>
>>714603286
stelaris
>>
>>714606943
any of the souls games
>>
>it's a trip you won't forget
>a park with every minimum acceptable safety standard met
>quench your thirst for adventure
>>
>try to nurture civilization
>fail horribly
>cats and vomit everywhere
>mayor is a vampire
>release demons, try again
>>
>>714606899
No
>>
>>714607061
the park
>>
>on wagon with war criminal
>Get off wagon to change millions of times in near milliseconds only to give person in front ptsd
>Yell goats of cliffs
>>
>>714606986
No
>>
>Russian man with dp-28
>anime hair
>really big fucking hole
>>
>>714607142
skyrim
>>
>>714607142
Skyrim
>>
>Fall into hole
>save a race of furries from a mountain.
>>
>>714607220
Undertale
>>
>be ded
>in prison
>qt3,14 knight throws me a key
>PAPA PLEASE STOP, my butthole is tearing
>>
>>714605070
dark souls
>>
>>714601028
>dindu stealing on the block
>don't play for plot
>>
>>714606972
F3ar
>>
>>714607251
shrek is love on PSVITA
>>
>>714607251
Dank Souls?
>>
>>714607306
San andreas
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>>714607322
no
>>
>>714607257
Winrarwinrar, you got it!
>>
>Start die
>It's ok continue
>Proceed till upyou die enough times for mission too end
> Then fly shit plane drive shit tank or shit horse
>>
>>714607344
Yessir
>>
Is Killer7 any good? I got it has a gift years ago, but it looked kinda weird
>>
This one should be easy.
>get raped by wraith who was masquerading as a little girl
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>safes
>more safes
>now they're fluffy
>FUCK
>>
>>714607502
my 6th birthday
>>
>be douchecanoe
>pretend you're Indiana Jones
>fail miserably at it
>its all your brothers fault this time
>>
>Exploring haunted house
>Looking for girlfriend, but finding books instead
>Using everything in the house against the undead
>Final boss obsessed with planes
>>
here's another one:

>living in quiet village
>giant dragon comes out of nowhere and fucking eats your heart
>now you can summon immortal homunculi from another dimension
>you have to kill the giant dragon to get your heart back
>whoops the world ended
>giant hole
>jump down it and become god
>being god is really fucking lame and boring
>commit suicide
>congratulations, you win
>credits roll
>>
>>714607534
Quantum Conundrum?

Also kek
>>
>>714607627
You got it
>>
>>714607636
Undying
>>
>>714607633
Luigi's mansion?
>>
>>714607639
A bit on the nose with this one man...

Dragon's Doge
>>
>>714607685
Nope.
>>
>>714607359
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>>
>>714607633
Uncharted 4?
>>
>>714607731
was that game popular? didn't seem like it was. i figured i could be on the nose and no one would know anyway.
>>
>>714605754
Hint:
>antagonist is pretty similar to gandalf
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I could post an absolutely accurate description and you guys wouldn't get it.
>Eggs.
>Diamonds.
>Gotta kill final boss on two separate occasions.
>There's a penguin with rocket launchers.
>>
>>714607664
Ding ding ding
>>
>>714607633
Uncharted Episode 4: A New Thief?
>>
> you team up to run towards letters and show your final supremacy with organized violence
>>
>>714607092
Dwarf fortress
>>
>yeeyee, gon do sum SCIENCE
>Gelbanana????
>best girl is boy?!?
>fucking timetravel!? Shootin mai wafui
>BEST Girl is GIRL????
>>
>Be sonic fanmade-like character
>Have ring with lil glowing spirit shit in it
>Ending has plot twist
>crylikepussy.mp4
>>
>you play as a cyborg who talks poorly translated English who leaps a dozen meters in the air and tries stop the illuminati
>>
>HEY, WANNA SEE MY TATTOO?
>Go Fish
>>
>Go to fair
>Time travel
>Get allies
>Save world
>Multiple endings
>>
>5 fucking minutes of unskipable bullshit followed by hurtling around at sunlight speed because you're too goddamn impatient to immerse yourself in the experience
>>
>>714606972
Hint:
n64 exclusive
>>
>>714608018
Chrono trigger
>>
>everyone hates you, but you dont care
>want to leave this garbage planet
>build contraption to send you away
>get mixed up with qt3.14 and her britbong fiance
>>
>>714607848
It's not crazy popular but, it's popular enough to guess pretty easily
>>
>>714608018
Chrono trigger
>>
>>714608061
Chicken dinner
>>
>>714608039
doom 64
>>
> You build the ultimate trap and try to creatively kill people when you are bored or keep trying to fuck everyone on the city
>>
>>714608018
chrono nigger, way too obvious. the first two hints alone would've given it away.

>>714608078
huh, well that's cool i guess. hopefully they make a sequel, dragon's dongma was pretty fucking fun.
>>
>>714608018
Chrono trigger
>>
>go to doctor
>swim
>hook up with chick
>everyone really likes vr
>turn off pc
>argue with chick from before
>forever alone
>>
>>714608192
got it
>>
>>714607873
Starbound?
>>
>>
>>714607410
Bf1
>>
>>714601028
>Getting around a cross country tour of the United States on four wheels
>Spend fleeting minutes looking for secret letters, destroying things and uncovering obsolete films
>All is going well until it all ends with an Alien abduction.

You all played this one. You all played it.
>>
>yee sun is out an... ohh god, niggas be taking thea sun
>they'RE sTEALING MY DOGG
>fucking shadows fucking up my shit
>shieeet
>>
>>714607965
Boom! Yes.
>>
>>714607858
Is that the badly drawn freeware game that's actually pretty damn fun once you get passed the graphics and music? I don't remember the name... Has like birds and a wizard and an "iron curtain" or something like that?
>>
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>>714608253
Nope. Hint:
>Game is a classic, as in, its probably older than 90% of the users here.
>>
>>714608260
Ayy I recognize that art

Po-ju?
>>
>Be cowboy
>Zombies everywhere
>you are kill
>become zombie
>>
>>714608412
Nope.
It's an official game for an old console.
>>
>drink random potion you find on the ground
>turn into a furfag and grow 17 enormous tentacle horse dicks
>>
>>714608260
Saucesaucesauce???????
>>
>>714608448
Undead Nightmare
easy peasy
>>
>>714608448
Red Dead Redemption DLC 1.
>>
>get sick
>die
>can't die
>meet Cthulhu
>kill Cthulhu
>go more insane
>kill baby
>fight the moon
>be cthulhu
>>
>be rap nigger
>get niggers friends together
>kill sandniggers
>>
>>714607985
Sounds like original Deus Ex, apart from the poorly translated bit.
>>
>>714608360
Tony hawk?
>>
>>714608504
What. Game. I MUST KNOW.
>>
>>714608610
Nice.
>>
>why the fuck don't I have any snap points
>>
>>714608504
Bloodborne EZPZ
>>
>>714608474
Second Life
>>
>>714606135
age of empires
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>>714608491
Right
>>714608497
Wrong
>>
>>714607906
Yus
>>
>>714608592
50 cent blood on the sand
>>
>>714608665
Pokemon Snap: Nightmare edition.
>>
>>714608474
Corruption of Champions
>>
>>714608601
Nope
>>
>>714608717
Yeeee
>>
>>714607636
Nobody is getting this one - obscure as fuck.
>>
>be cunt
>go to school
>meet bigger cunt
>also meet a fag
>do shit with bigger cunt
>mow lawns
>fight bigger cunt
>save school
>>
>land on alien planet
>kill mutant bears with lightsaber
>looking for girl
>girl possessed by ancient evil
>transforms into lovecraftian horror
>kill it with lightsaber
>>
>Nonono I'ma get my princess back and fuck your shit up
>fuck your shit down?
>fuck your hit back
>wtf??I was the villian?¿
>>
>>714602613
Eternal Darkness?
>>
>>714608033
No man's sky
>>
>>714608764
yep, obviously
>>
>purposely losing: the "game"
>>
>Your idea of society is a lie
>Daddy isues
>Monsters and shit everyhere
>Stupid currency
>>
>have scars
>find and save daughter
>lots of poon
>>
>>714608908
Fuck you.
>>
>>714608835
Braid.
>>
>>714608790
haha, the fucking cars..
>>
>Climb Mountain
>Find Almost-Jesus

Shouldn't be too hard.
>>
>>714601028
cave story, love that game
>>
>>714608822
Bully
>>
>>714608623
see
>>714608668

Story and gameplay too good, too bad you need godlike reflexes and the reading comprehension of fucking Charles Dickens' protégé to decipher it all
>>
>>714608921
Fallout 3.
>>
>>714608822
Bully
Quit with the easy shit you pleb
>>
>>714608822
Bully?
>>
>>714608977
Yessss
>>
>hats
>>
>>714609097
Tf2
>>
>Be god
>Fight other gods
>>
>>714608018
Chrono trigger mah nigga
>>
>>714609024
Journey?
>>
Got one for you fgts, it's old as fuck

>Blind as shit
>my family got fucking stolen
>shit is that my grandpa giving me health?
>HowTheFuckDoIGetTheBallThere.png
>Fight the sun at one point
>Motherfucking hillbillies man
>>
>>714606441
TF2
>>
>autism
>Chicago
>face masks do not blur your face
>>
>>714609169
God of PS2?
>>
>>714609169
Asura's wrath
>>
>>714609199
Nope
>>
>>714609219
>>714609235
Nope
>>
>>714609218
Wach Doug
>>
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>>714609044
yeah boy
here, your reward
>>
>>714609218
Watchfrogs
>>
>go to London
>hippies everywhere
>meet hot bitch
>hot bitch gets captured
>fight on the moon
>hot bitch die
>it's k just make clones
>>
>>714601028
>Run around rampage-shooting people or bad guys or something
>weird all-black humanoid tentacle creatures running around flailing their whispy tapered arms
>one of the levels was a shopping mall
>lots of guns and maybe a flamethrower
>gratuitous violence
>was on original xbox or maybe gamecube

what the actual fuck was this game? played it once at some kid's house in like 2005
>>
>fuck pocahontas
>don't die
>>
>High-Tech Nigger Catcher
>Albino nigger calls bullshit
>Alabamanigger.mp3
>All over again
>>
>>714603659
yeah
>>
>>714609039
Shit I actually JUST started playing. I just barely beat Gascoigne holy shit. And that was after dying about 20 times.
>>
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>>714601028
>It's time to team up with Elvis and save the world
>Send your sights through the walls, and venture across the cosmos
>Save your boss, Save the president, save Earth.
>Find the cheddar, act your age.
>>
>>714609359
Wolfenstein Tno
>>
>friend dies
>try again
>kids at school are mean
>try again
>friend is bullied
>don't try again
>helpfriendjkfuckupfriend.jpg
>try again
>find dead girl
>don't try again
>shit it's a storm
>try again?
>Autistic janitor knew more than anyone
>>
>went through 'nam
>Get a note with a box outside my door
>fucking people keep calling my phone
>Going out to see who's doing this shit
>come back to my house
>someone let loose a bunch of animals in my house
>all over my furniture making noises
>Process repeats until i'm arrested for some reason
>>
>>714609169
A hint;
These gods are not that old
>>
>>714609483
Life Is Strange?
>>
>>714609398
Custard
>>
>>714605070
Definitely Dark Souls
>>
>cry a lot
>take pills
>blow up the arcade
>>
>>714609438
Sounds like saints row. But it's not.
>>
>>714609483
Life is Strange
end was shit
>>
>"Looks like it just came out from a Happy Meal's toy set"
>This game is not so colorful and happy as it was when i started
>I'm inside an alien womb?
>>
>>714609536
Maybe a bit to obvious but yes.
>>
>>714608074
To the Moon?
>>
>>714609451
there were no hippies in London in that game anon, well you do have jimi
>>
>>714609398
Custer's revenge
atari pr0n maman
>>
>>714609567
Not Saint's Row. I'm not sure if I made it too difficult - die hards should know it.
>>
>>714609625
I got no fucking clue dude
>>
>Wander aimlessly.
>Fall down a bunch of holes
>Don't let the scientists catch you.
>Officially the worst game in the history of the world.
>>
>>714602613
Ass Erect 3
>>
>be Cuban
>shoot mirror
>collect balls points
>kill guy that wanted to kill you at beginning of the game
>>
>be villager
>get killed
>resurrected by retributionist
>lynch person that killed you
>win
>>
>>714609574
earthbound
>>
>>714609378
Seriously if anyone can answer this I'll be impressed as fuck. It's been bothering me for years. Not even sure it was real.
>>
>>714609438
Love this game
>>
>>714609871

good old ET
>>
>>714609871
E.T.
You had me at Fall down a bunch of holes
>>
>>714609871
ET
>>
>>714609359
hint: you're a space nigger
>>
>>714609900
Fallout New Vegas.
>>
>>714609909
But of course
>>
>mamacow gonna take care of me
>oh.... I didn't wanna kill mamacow
>aw, I can't kill these charactera
>thats not honey pooh
>you're consuming the leftist media
>>
>Stupid bitch is kidnapped
>Follow her everywhere to scape friendzone
>Fight against monsters while using autistic cosplays
>Save stupid bitch
>Bitch friendzones you
>>
>Beaner goes to an imaginary island
>Teams up with a fat redneck and a blond bitch
>Shoot people
>Beaner saves the imaginary island from a midget with a rocket launcher.
>>
>>714609972
Way off. Try again. Its multiplayer.
>>
Hard, flash game
>be me beta 30 secs old small grey goo
>Bite science fag
>Become bigger with everything I eat
>Get washed
>Go to eat shit
> Couple hours later
> Be me Alpha-rapist 4 hours old GiNt grey Motherfuckingsonofabitch goo
> Eat the fucking planet
> I_win.bmp
> Time travel sequel
>>
>>714610013
Re4
>>
>>714609024
Hint: Protagonist is a woman
>>
>>714610013
mario
>>
>>714609999
Underfail
>>
>>714609871
E.T.
>>714609574
Earthbound
>>
>>714609999
Underquads
>>
>>714610087
tomb raider?
>>
>>714610106
Yes
>>
>Killing aliens cause that's what you do
>Final boss
>She's totally got you bitch it's over
>Wait is that your baby
>She kills your baby
>Rainbow her to death
>Run away
>>
>>714609900
Town of Salem?
>>
>>714607636
GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES
>>
>>714609438
What console was this on?
>>
>>714610198
Metroid
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>>714610103
yeah

>>714610081
the hell is re4
>>
>>714610182
Yeeeehhh maaaayne
>>
>>714610198
super metroid
>>
>>714610013
Mario, duh.
>>
>kill people
>get raped by little ghost girl
>>
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>>714610106
I wouldn't say that's a fail.
Did you check out those quads?
>>
>>714607873
Spyro!
>>
>>714610228
Yup
>>
>>714610289
FEAR
>>
>>714609940
>>714609945
>>714609949
Too easy. Let me try again.

>Go out to buy batteries.
>Get abducted.
>Asshole wants you to go on errands for him.
>Assholes archnemisis also wants you to do errands.
>Fuck up a bunch of mutated animals and guys with glasses like you're Super Mario.
>Nuke a Satellite.
>>
>>714610247
>>714610271
It was the rainbows gave it away, I see now
>>
>nigger
>nanomachines
>cloaking device
>shoot ayys
>ayys think you are supreme ayy
>shoot ayy ship with orbital defense satellite
>become nigger again
>>
>>714609999
Quads of truth. I don't know what side is left but, I'm now on that side.
>>
>>714610289
Fear.
>>
>>714610342
Close, but no.
>>
>middle east
>lots of feels
>>
>Be at bar
>Killing people with shotgun while unfitting music plays
>Looking like Hank Hill
>How do I drive a motorcycle
>>
>Soldier
>Lost arm
>New robotic turboongobongoextrasizedmotherfuckingsonofabitch arm from rich fag
>Kill rich fag
Too easy
>>
>>714610571
Spec ops the line
>>
>Be a mutated potato or some shit
>invasion from an advanced alien race from the planet asshole
>kill the ice cream man from outer space
>defeat king assholian and save earth
>>
>>714610571
Journey
>>
>>714610236
Right on!
>>
>>714610571
Spec Ops: the Line
>>
>>714609378
>>714609919

Please... is anyone a bad enough dude to know this answer? I can't remember anything else about it.
>>
>>714610377
Crysis 3
>>
>>714610571
Spec Awps?

GODDAMN THESE VERIFICATIONS!
>>
>>714610614
Call of Duty: Advanced Spacey
>>
>be an androgenous fucker
>having a goat fetish
>Friendship is magic
>>
>>714610721

Undertale again
>>
>>714610289
FEAR 2
>>
>>714610709
Yup
>>
>>714610672
I don't think people know the game you're thinking of.
>>
>>714609438
I guess everyone is too young to get this one.
Here's a hint - it had two prequels but never a sequel.
>>
>>714610721
Nigga missed the quads of truth it looks like
>>714609999
>>
>Be cowboy
>Father is kill
>Railroad owner is an asshole
>>
>be regular guy
>waybetterlovestorythantwilight.txt
>love story ends
>better go throw kids boom box in lake
>might have stalker now
>call girl
>get bad advice
>ohshiteverythingisonfire.mpeg
>better go cave diving
>stalker is mountain Mike
>we are much alike
>get to the chopper
>>
>>714610806
Monkey Island
>>
>>714610832
Gun
>>
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>>714610773
god damn.. too easy
>>
>denied
>denied
>denied
>denied
>How the fuck is mi family surviving
>denied
>denied
>shit is that a bomb
>GLORY FOR MY COUNTRY
>>
>Be Green.
>Doesn't afraid of anything.
>So many spinoffs
>>
>>714610716
As I said, too easy

>Online
>Hear crying bitch
>Turnoffflashlightsandsneakpastthatbitch.exe
>Faggot throws Molotov
>FUCK.dll
>Everyone Dies
>>
>>714609378
>tentacle creatures and tapered arms

Devil May Cry?
>>
>>714610832
Red dead redemption
>>
>>714610952
Papers, please
>>
>>714601028

>female scientist
>robot personality crisis
>weird friends
>galaxy adventures
>giant robots
>aliens made of salt
>3 of original 6
>fucknintendo.jpg
>>
>>714610874
Firewatch!
>>
>>714610970
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
>>
>>714611026
Other M?
>>
>tentacles
>3D soccer in a ball of water
>lubu brainwashes waifu
>>
>>714610952
GLORY TO ARTZTOTZKA

Would also like to point out how calm the guard was that it was a bomb like that shit just "happens from time to time..."
>>
>I came to get raped
>I stayed for the plot
>>
>weird shit happens
>picking trash from Zone-tan's
>air insta-kill you
>my cheeks are bricks
>>
>>714610888
I thought i was the only one who played it
>>
>>714611175
Rapelay?
Or maybe a date simulator?
>>
>>714611170
FFX
>>
>>714610993

Yeee
>>
>Flash Must Be Enabled.
>Shit pants
>Shit on the floor.
>Shit when you die.
>Shit in the toilet... Or not.
>>
>>714611175
monster girl quest
>>
>>714611251
Bitch, please
That shotgun of Magruder's was a heck ton of fun to use
>>
>>714606441
Tf2
>>
hint, PS2

>satanistic shit makes you kill a pedo
> push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons
>police is gonna get you boy
>push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons
>the fuck is this nonsense?
>push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons push buttons
>>
>>714611349
Yes
>>
>>714609378
Possibly the suffering ties that bind
>>
>>714611338

Don't Shit Your Pants
A fucking NG classic
>>
>be thief
>in chick's friend zone
>monsters attack village, steal chick's mom and uncle
>spend whole game trying to get chick's mom back so she'll bang you
>need dad's help
>he caught too
>save him
>need more help
>government still ain't doin shit as usual
>finally find the mom, but she gonna die
>make chick kill her own mom
>all this work for nothing
>still friendzone
>no one cares about uncle
>>
>>714611062
Ayy that was quick
>>
>Hasn't came out yet
>Welcome to the family, son
>>
>>714611145
Nope. I'll give you a clue:

>second game in trilogy sucks in comparison to the first, and third
>>
i got a tough one for you faggots
>2020's
>resource war
>western nations vs. eastern nations
>you're a reporter
>online community was, and probably still is, 24 people
>>
>teach a generation of girls where do they belong
>burn things cut things kill things
>eat the remains
>>
>>714607061
Rollercoaster Tycoon
>>
>Blow shit up
>Best soundtrack ever
>La vida es una lenteja
>>
>>714611612
REEEEEEE
>>
>>714611676
Gta Vice city
>>
>>714611676
gta vice city?
>>
>>714611376
Op Af, it had like 40 fucking barrels
>>
>>714611676
Clamp Town?
>>
>Kill people
>eat people
>get shot
>go total fucking god mode
>rip everyone to pieces
>>
>>714610875
>>714610806
>>714609438

Not Monkey Island. Not Saint's Row.
Two Prequels, no Sequel.
>>
>>714611695
Kek
>>
>>714611818
[PROTOTYPE]
>>
>>714611818
You forgot
>Get stomped into ground by final boss
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