Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714579480
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Arisu..
Claimed.
カラミチーマス
Sameji claim'd
>>714590186
>>714590218
claiming alice anon as mai waifu
>>714590261
:D
How did Alice get so popular
I'm out of alcohol
>>714590390
Those aren't me though
>>714590468
Please end my suffering
>>714590090
Dibs on lesbian demon
Threads look slow tonight?
>>714590473
Sachi is a bastard, and I'm glad he's gone
Claim
>>714590554
Nice Jojo reference
>Ran-sama
>>714590966
-yosh-
>>714590468
well I'm still claiming you
>>714590924
welcome to the land of autism
>>714590667
Satan almost got your waifu.
>>714587248
My bad, I wasn't really focusing on thread
Obligatory no u
>>714591096
this place is not new to me
ive been here for far too long
>>714591042
Is there still no way to convince you that I'm a bad person
>>714590924
mtn dew is shit
>>714591272
one way
post a nude of yourself I hate those
>>714591209
welcome back* to the land of renewed autism. if you thought it was bad before, now we have role playing.
>>714591118
On one hand, sure, Satan lost this round, but on the other hand, I was so close to getting trips.
I sorta have mixed feelings.
>>714591373
>never ever happening
>>714590090
my waifu
>>714591377
Roleplaying is good though
>>714591496
I tried
Claimed
>>714591377
>now
fucking fuck off my board summer shitter
>>714591602
Why on Earth would I post myself naked on the Internet?
>>714591706
to show me you are a bad person
>>714591741
Humiliating myself further proves that I'm a bad person?
>>714591828
Okay.
-smacks your butt-
>>714591855
yes and a mean one too
>>714591924
Why would you want that though
>>714591704
Best ex-politician
>>714591911
Hi
>>714592005
I dedicated an entire thread to you, Ran-shama.
>>714591999
I don't
you want it so I can stop claiming you as mai waifu
>>714592031
Hello
-stares-
>>714592157
Wouldn't I be a husbando though? When did I become a woman
>>714592187
What you looking at?
>>714592324
Your butt
-gropes it-
>>714592106
Please no
What did i do to deserve this
>>714592275
no waifu. soon enough
>>714592404
>>>/jp/16125308
Everything.
>>714592482
And that's my queue to leave and never return
>>714592470
That's not how this works
>>714590473
>>714590608
Samefagging so hard
>>714592647
then how does it work?
>>714592630
I don't see what wrong with it.
See you next week, Ran-fam.
Shit poster here AMA
...
>>714592766
You are creepy as fuck and I'm never going to return
>>714592800
How did you turn Black?
>>714592800
WHY ARE YOU POSTING YOU'RE BEING ROBBED CALL THE POLICE
>>714592800
What makes you feel calm?
>>714592892
my bull just got off work so I have to treat him nice before he mounts my woman she's shopping for some new lit shoes
>>714592892
That's my friend
>>714592923
>Internet klan member who would keep his mouth shut in person
Kek
>>714592923
kek/10
>>714592757
Well, I'm a guy. I don't just become a woman
>>714592353
Stop that
Arisu.
yoink!
>>714593013
DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL THEM FOR YOU, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS
Rate my set up I'm drunk af
>>714593162
You could just draw a dot on it in paint and it will work the same
Arisu
I made 500 of these.
Just for you..
>>714593211
Kinda shitty to have your PC right under the TV, you block others from watching and you'll go blind if you use it as a screen
>>714593048
we can try
>>714593082
-continues to grope harder, playing with your butt-
>>714593211
Betterthanmine/10
Damn capt
>>714593402
Stop that -_-
>>714593338
No, it doesn't at all. I don't use the computer and tv at the same time and I can see the tv perfectly even with someone sitting in the chair. Nice damage control
>>714593499
-_-
-squeezes your butt, while grinding against you-
>>714593620
>Actual conversation is damage control
Why are you even here then?
>>714593684
Stop that _-_
>>714593826
-pushes you down onto your knees-
-presses cock up against your check-
_----_---_
>>714593962
This hurts to read
>>714593715
Alright my bad. I only use the tv when I'm laying on my bed and only use the computer when I'm sitting at the desk
>>714593826
-fondles your small breasts and pinches your youthful nipples-
>>714594063
-I know-
>>714593962
Stop that -----_____-----
>>714593715
ATISM
F
>>714594093
Please stop
>>714593360
That is not how it works at all though. Biology agrees with me
>>714594103
-pushes my cock into your mouth-
-succ me-
-______-
-___-
Also, don't talk to me or my son ever again.
I'm going to bed now
>>714594137
-no-
These threads are actually dying
here
>>714594260
we can hide it
>>714594327
Night Tomoyo
>>714594327
lets play a game
Mfw these threads are literally dying because of my shit posting
Ran-sama, are you still here?
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
>>714594525
Actually a massive group moved over to a discord to circle jerk even harder
TYou really can't get in because nobody in it even posts here anymore
>>714594708
:D
>>714593684
>>714593962
>>714594278
>>714594525
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>>714594757
:O
>>714594081
I assumed your girlfriend might watch TV and it could be an issue if you were using the computer
Also, are you watching Friends?
>>714594525
>what are timezones
keep on feeling special kid
>mfw Arisu acknowledges my existence
I'm in HEAVEN
>>714594845
^-^
>>714594949
I'm really not thast great a person ._.
>>714594845
Hey Yui. How's your evening?
>>714595161
Shut up. You're amazing.
Everyday, I come to this thread, and you just brighten my day.
I love you so much, Arisu.
>>714595423
>>714595495
https://youtu.be/FwaUeb0qc_Y
>>714595027
O:
>>714595354
Pretty good... slow...
Idk. It's the same as yesterday. How's your's?
>>714595577
He should've called his buddy, who's an expert on swords
>>714595495
>
>>714595577
I don't like Pawn Starts anyway
>>714595677
Just did a tab imma feel this shit ina mintue lol :D
Ill get back to you on steam later though im just in a game of league rn qt
>>714595674
https://youtu.be/6E5m_XtCX3c
>>714595861
Tab of what? LSD?
But okiedokie.
>>714595677
>>714595972
https://youtu.be/gPgv5WDT6s0
>>714596096
Yui+LSD= lewd
>>714595577
You never know what's gonna come through that door.
>>714596096
mhm
>>714595677
Work is getting hectic like it always does at this time, a bit busy at home, but now it's finally quieted down. Listening to some music and winding down- tomorrow might be a good night for me to have a drink.
I want alice anon to jack me off
>>714597120
I only jack me off
>>714596116
Sup shiro
>>714596249
No, silly, Yui+MDMA=Lewd
Yui+LSD=Love
>>714596292
Isn't it a waste to play vidya while tripping? Only one tab? Stare at your hands or something, or Luluco.
>>714596415
Every night is a good night to have a drink (or two)
Work's picking up here too, but I am fine with more hours. What music?
>>714597198
you got two hands help me out
>>714597198
Arisu Arisu Arisu
Love. me.
>>714597420
I already love Alice, sorry
>>714597673
I'm talking about the poster, not the character.
Love me.
>>714596162
Laura's XO made for some of the more entertaining moments in the series.
>>714597232
True, just depends on if it's the relaxing kind of drink, or the sort because of stress. I prefer the relaxing kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3M8D984PU&index=21&list=PL55DF16132A28F682
Listening to Castlevania: Symphony of the Night OST right now.
>>714597232
not really im just waiting for it to kick in now
>>714597802
And I'm talking about the character, not the poster
>>714597986
Then why are you apologizing?
Are you saying you love yourself?
Are you implying you love Alice who just so happens to be you? Are you Alice?
Is this a paradox?
Help?
>>714598102
H E L P?
I hate closing at work
>>714598300
why?
>>714597822
Literally everyone's expressions and comments afterwards = Win.
>Especially Chifuyu.
>Or was that on a different occasion entirely?
>>714598692
It ends up being a half to a full hour of having nothing to do
We're scheduled to be there for 30 minutes after we close
>>714598102
I'm Alice-anon, but I love Alice Baskerville, Alice B-Rabbit.
Saratoga
>>714597232
Hi Yui. Up to anything?
>>714598885
Okay.
I love you then, Arisu-anon.
>>714599428
everytime
>>714598866
getting paid to do nothing sounds not so bad
>>714599428
thanks
Do you guys actually have feelings for a cartoon character or is this one big meme?
>>714598774
I think her's may have been a different occasion, but it was the start of many great Laura moments. Houki faces are always fun too.
>>714598866
What sort of work?
>>714599613
It's extremely boring
>>714599654
car work
>>714597822
What would you consider a non-relaxing drink?
Nice taste in OST
>>714597983
Is it in yet?
If not I don't think that's a quality tab
>>714599076
Just homework and listening to music
>>714599428
*mua*
>>714599639
I have more sincere feelings for Yui than I have had for any gf I had in the past.
Anyone got some good music? I'm just bored of all my regular stuff
>>714599899
https://youtu.be/6E5m_XtCX3c
>>714599829
Then you haven't actually had a girlfriend. I refuse to believe you would care about an animated preteen if you've ever had a MUTUAL emotional connection with a member of the opposite sex. A girlfriend isn't some girl you stalked
>>714599639
I wish it was a meme sometimes
>>714599899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWDODZqn8y8
>>714599076
kagami....
>>714599497
>>714599899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmOUb99VlU
>>714599428
Lood
Papika.
>>714599829
O its in
>>714599899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMlR7P9l3Hg
QT
>>714600247
Idk what to think anymore
Rate me
>>714599428
Thank you, thank you.
>>714599769
Nice, one of my weaknesses. Does it pay decent? Dead time at work is a mixed blessing.
>>714599829
Non-relaxing would be if you're pissed off or under a lot of stress and then knock something back and all it does is get you more riled up.
CV has always had good soundtracks, but Symphony really made an impression with me when I played it on the PS1. FF6 is another favorite old vidya soundtrack of mine too.
What about you? Any particular favorites?
>>714599769
its better than other things
>>714600629
10.50 an hour, so it could be worse pay
>>714600681
I'd rather be doing stuff, it makes the day go by much faster
>>714600546
>>714600073
In highschool, I did, believe it or not, sometimes I don't. Highschool girlfriends just wanted a guy, I happened to be a guy.
One girl had a mutual connection but was more or less a slut who would compulsively flirt, she ended up cheating on me, after insisting she loved me. Lost my virginity to that girl, and that was honestly the worst decision I made.
You make us out to be creeps, when that honestly isn't the case. If anything I am no more than a lonely faggot that doesn't want to put something into a relationship that results in getting nothing more than bullshit out. 2d waifus are perfect in that sense, they cannot hurt you like some 3d girls can, and then continue on their way.
>>714599829
Sounds nice. What ya listening too?
>>714599963
Meme.
>>714599899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGh0yVtQbLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS1Ii77n8iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybsehEwhlM
>>714600911
>9/11
>>714600911
OHH GOD
>
>>714600911
kek
>>714600911
Must not be too bad. I get my dick sucked every night while you man babies fantasize about getting that from an animated preteen
I legitimately want to fuck her.
>>714601255
Cringe
>>714600534
Whatchu feelin?
>>714600629
The only alcohol that makes me really pissed is moonshine. Vodka is my pacifier.
>my favorites
As in OSTs?
>>714600999
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=i5vdXa_1_yQ
>>714601255
Die
>>714601335
Well the last one got me pretty hype so I waited still to do this one so I wouldn't stack them and not get as much from it but yeah Im feeling it mr krabs
>>714601255
>her
It's a compilation of lines and shapes drawn to resemble a 12 year old girl. You're still a virgin, you have no sexual experience and don't know how to fuck anything. You'd end up getting fucked if anything
>>714601335
Sounds boring. Something I'd find myself falling asleep too.
ITT
>virgins claiming cartoon characters as their wives
>>714600802
Not bad at all, especially if you're not working out in the bays changing tires and whatnot.
>>714600999
Nice full house.
>>714601335
Yep, OSTs. Alcohol itself doesn't get me in a particular mood, but if I'm already feeling a certain way before I start, it only skews it more in that direction. I've always been a happy drunk. Vodka is always a solid choice for sure.
Good night everyone
>>714602200
That's what I do though
That's the fun stuff
>>714602200
9's full is acceptable. What is unacceptable is the Raiders trailing the Chiefs.
>>714602401
Sleep nicely.
>>714602401
>>714602483
I have a relative who manages a Discount Tire store nearby, some of the ghetto customer stories always make for a good time. I'd prefer that sort of work to stay in shape too, but it puts some serious wear and tear over the long run.
>>714602494
Give Oakland a break, the last time they were this good was in 2002, plus the cold has them completely out of their element.
>>714602401
'Night.
claimed niggers
>>714602898
nice claim
>>714601947
Ok, chen. How about
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=Jd7gzJnU4Rg
>>714601607
I don't think you are feeling it yet, do the other one.
>>714602200
Well, I don't often listen to OSTs outside of game, but RimWorld's OST got to me.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=sAvfGvspxzQ
My mood while drunk seems to be pretty different from drink to drink. Vodka makes me the happiest. Rum makes me warm and cozy. Tequila makes me more sociable and bold. Moonshine makes me a stubborn drunk cursing the world for it's wrongs.
>>714602775
I haven't encountered anything too extreme yet
