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Waifu claiming thread

Previous:>> yeah no

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

レムりんカラミチーマス

Goodnight
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Anyone got that picture of that legless girl in katawa shoujo where it goes ACT 4 MOTION but she's replaced with sanic? kthx
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Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
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>>714603527
steal get
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Sameji claim'd
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Cooler master cases are only expensive because you're paying more for the brand than you are the case.


But god damn the one I bought looks so fucking clean.

Koumefag dropping in for a bit, might stick around seeing as I'm off of work and have no class tomorrow.
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>>714603645
Do you like her too?
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>>714603818
yo
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>>714603818
she's got a nice butt
>get
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>>714603100
>>714603711
Not Chen. Where'd that come from?
Meh. It's okay, not something I'd find myself listening too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
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>>714603906
konnichiwa~
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Claimed
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>>714604042
Don't look at her butt!
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>>714604247
nice
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>>714604247
10/10 claim there
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>>714604267
I want to be her seat
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>>714604063
I called you Chen because he seems to call everything boring.
Sorry.
I am not crazy about rap.

>>714604267
Cute butt
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I got distracted
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>>714604351
No!

>>714604375
Her butt belongs to me because I claimed her!
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>>714604311
post some tits
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>>714602775
I forgot of she was happy in this scene or was about to beat Ichika to a pulp
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Has anyone claimed Sakura yet?
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Iroha CLAIMED
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There's a little bit of Chen in all of us
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>>714604602
Don't bother asking that when you take shit waifus
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>>714604433
I want to sniff that all day
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>>714604666
Hail Satan
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Claiming best psychopath Otoya Takechi!
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>>714604375
No need to be sorry.
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9obCFstSRDw
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>>714604715
She'll put a bullet in your head.
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>>714604823
Kira is best Psychopath
All he wants is a simple life, and to murder people
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>>714604919
I'll put my seed in her butt
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>>714603906
Hey, the GIF now loops.
>>714604267
Butts are always nice.
>>714604602
Is she still not back in SF5?
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>>714604919
they're not even real gans anyway
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>>714604770
Where did that come from?
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>>714605085
well maybe if you were more careful with the repetitive digits this wouldn't have to happen
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>>714605008
You're being lewd, anon.
>>714605050
Koume has no butt tho.
>>714605057
Well she can give a pretty good punch.
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>>714605161
Oh, I didn't even notice. Haha.
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>>714605346
well as a man with superior man hormones I can punch harder so in the end I win and get a free fleshlight
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>>714605346
I just want to worship her butt
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>>714605501
She's very vengeful and she'll make your life a living Hell.
>>714605546
Go get someone else!
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Natsuo claimed.
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>>714605454
Whenever I see someone type "Haha." at the end of their post I can't help but feel like they're sad and lonely, how about you post some pics of your waifu's tits?
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>>714604936
Which Kira are we talking about here?
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>>714605773
Why does she look so upset?
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>>714605796
Jojo
The one that makes his enemies Bite the Dusto
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>>714605743
I already did
>steal
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>>714605743
Yeah well she wont get a chance to get revenge because I'll just hit her until she can't wake up anymore, he he

>>714605796
Yoshikage Kira you fucking asscheeks
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>>714605346
>Koume has no butt tho.
Well, fuck you too then.

>>714605615
This has been reposted in every thread I've been on in the last few days...

Am I missing something?
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>>714605869
Hey I'm still waiting for you to post some foxgirl tits here
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>>714603339
fucking figures someone would take mine first
posting next best girl
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>>714605775
>sad and lonely
Why do you think I have a waifu?
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>>714605994
re:zero has garbage waifus
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>>714605994
>"back up waifu"

Absolutely disgusting, even if she is an ara ara~
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>>714606115
Well I have a waifu but I'm not sad and lonely, now post something more lewd you shallow whore
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>>714605947
That's not very much booty

>>714605956
Your point?
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>>714606164
DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUM GRRLL
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>>714605947
I repost his goodbye message every thread as a memorial.
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>>714605994
Who was your first?
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>>714606351
rem
>>714606179
i know, its shameful
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>>714606244
For a proper tribute I need something much lewder.
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>>714606164
hey nice feet
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here
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giraffe waifu is good too
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>>714605848
She isn't the smiling type, usually.
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>>714606121
well you see thats where your wrong kiddo
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>>714605886
Who?
>>714605909
Good luck even landing a hit on her. She's very underhanded.
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>>714606645
post some more tits of that butcher gal and maybe I'll say otherwise
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>>714606591
Why not? Do you think you can make her smile?
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>>714606164
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My waifu is superior to all of your shitfus!
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>>714606704
My secret is to hit the normal high school girl with a fake gun in the face
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>>714606740
I think I could do pretty well.
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>>714606886
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INSOLENT BUFOON HOW DARE YOU STAIN DIO'S NAME YOU WORTHLESS DUNG PILE OF FUCK
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>>714606244
The mass of the ass is not always what is important in life. As long as it's not looking like cottage cheese, I'll be happy.
>>714606313
I see... Well, RIP.
Kinda hope he comes back some time soon.
>>714606886
Hey Dio
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>>714606712
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>>714604852
That's pretty unique, dunno if I like it or not. Seems like a song that you would listen to while tripping or something.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=EUtb6vwc3QA
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Mine.
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>>714607041
This isn't lewd enough for a tribute, man you guys's waifus are garbage
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>>714607020
She might as well be a 12 year old boy at that point
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>>714606994
Why isn't she the smiling type though? You only answered the latter half duo questions.
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>>714607013
むだ むだ むだ!!!
>>714607020
Hey
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>>714607259
STOP, YOU DON'T GET TO CLAIM DIO GO AWAY
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>>714607259
AND DON,T TALK TO A LOLI THAT'S HERETICAL
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>>714607230
She's always in a pissy mood, and it doesn't help that she has an inferiority complex.
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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>>714607293
>don't claim Dio
But we're pregnant.
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>>714607517
YOU MIMICRY WONT FOOL ME

FOR I AM THE TRUE DIO
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>>714607517
Dio is a pretty shitty Jojo villain
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>>714607167
Meh.
I once dated a girl two years older than me with less meat on those bones, but I was still happy tbh.

I'm not even an ass guy though, so what the fuck do I care at the end of it all?
>>714607259
Haven't seen you in a while. How's life?
>>714607482
Hey
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>>714607599
Nice try
>>714607626
But she/he a cute
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>>714607482
I want a cossack hat.
Hi Juvia.
>
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>>714607626
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

>>714607798
>she/he
HEATHEN, DIO IS A MAN BUT STILL WORTHY OF BEING GOD OF WAIFUS, SUCH INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLLERATED
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>>714607933
>Dio can't even erase time
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>>714607709
Someone actually claimed him before? I don't come here often
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>>714607709
Hello how are you?
>>714607880
They are indeed quite cozy and stylish.
Hello yuo how are you today?
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Normally I prefer taller women, but I had to make an exception for the #1 waifu right here.
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My brain doesn't want me to sleep
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>>714607482
Hey Juvia.

>>714607880
Ushanka do a great job of keeping warm, doesn't matter if its something like rabbit fur or the really expensive stuff. Truly a best hat.
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>>714608115
I'm actually the true Dio-sama disguised as a guy who's angry at someone for claiming Dio, but don't tell anyone, okay?

>>714608089
Don't act as if you understood how King Crimson worked
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>>714608327
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Claim
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826 dollars until I get my gaming rig
>World of Warships on high, hell yes!

>Hamakaze claimed
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>>714608351
Of course
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>>714608289
Shit tier

>>714608351
It doesn't matter how, it just works
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>>714608443
Tell that to my brain
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>>714606164
nice feet
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>>714608642
Speaking of wich, where are my tributes? Why is this thread not filled with tits with the name "DIO" written on them using mspaint? Those mortals always forget who their gods are, I mean it's not like I saved /waifu/ from total anahilation and I wanted a bit of thanking to be done every so often or anything like that.
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>>714608115
Oh for fucks sake, not again...

Yeah, there was another diobro who frequented these threads a while ago.

Man, you guys need to start making a name for yourselves here. Gets too confusing when multiple claim the same shit, but at different points in time.


AND YES I KNOW I DID JUST THAT BUT THE OTHER GUY IS RARELY ON

>>714608217
Tired, anxious, but not too bad.
Head gasket for my car is still stuck in customs, but it might get shipped out soon. Also ordered the case for my PC build with my paycheck from today.

>>714608327
Fap
And I mean fap to some of your favorite shit, not just "oh hey, this is a thing on Pornhub... Okay" fap.

>>714608571
Building it yourself, or getting a pre-built system?
>>714608289
kys
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>>714608878
THE DIO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS ME, THE OTHER DIO POSTING RIGHT NOW YOU BLIND MONKEY, NOW POST SOME TITS I WANT SOME GOD DAMN TRIBUTE AS A GOD ALREADY
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>>714608217
I wonder how they compare to Ushanka for comfiness.
>how are you
I am pretty good, a bit tired. I'll try not to dissappear after making a post like I did yesterday.
>mfw no pics of Yui wearing an Ushanka or Papakha
>>714608349
Apparently there is a difference in the hats, a Papakha is what Juvia wears while an Ushanka is shorter and more stout. I own a few ushanka, they are really comfy, but one is old and the hair falls out, so I rarely wear it.
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>>714608878
I see. Calm me Diobro2
>>714609057
But I claimed him THIS time
>umad?
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>>714609186
Dio is always claimed by me automatically, it's a perk with being god and saving this thread from the mischevious beast named "tripsguy", clearly you know nothing of /waifu/ lore
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>>714609057
There's not enough Dios.
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>>714608878
>Head gasket for my car is still stuck in customs
isn't it almost 4 weeks at this point?
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>>714609271

your breath stank and your Waifu has aids
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>>714609276
I had the perfect gif to reply to your post with but it seems /b/'s max file size reduced since my last visit.
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Come to think of it, all the other villain stands could easily kill Dio

He's actually extremely weak
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>>714608878
Not sure. I dont want to fuck up a self build but I also dont want to get a broken prebuild. I may go for the prebuilt just because I dont have to worry about fucking it up
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>>714609557
Fine then, no titty, no return of god, I'm leaving.
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>>714608349
Hello, how are you?
>also cute gif is cute
>>714608878
I see, is the head gasket the only thing wrong?
>>714609178
I wouldn't know seeing how i own neither unfortunately
And yeah i hate when i do that but when you're tired
Hats are a great accessory for a waifu to have, but not mandatory in order to be cute
>i.e: Yui
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>>714609557
I would say he's more vulnerable than weak. Though considering his stand, it would be hard to kill him.
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Janna Banana claimed
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>>714609271
I'm about to leave anyways. Good luck with taking care of our waifu. Diobro2 out.
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>>714609178
Didn't know that, but interesting. It rarely gets cold enough here to get much use out of one, but I have the same one I had in university- got a ton of usage out of it back then.

On another note, if people complain too much about the cold, have them research Verkhoyansk or Oymyakon.

>>714609673
Going good, sore from exercise, one more work week until a much deserved break. No plans to really go anywhere though since family is all here in town. Flying would suck anyways.
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Carl claimed
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>>714609905
>our waifu
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Blails claimed
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>>714609632
Rare sighting
>>714610014
Hello Houki
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>>714609332
It took a few days to actually ship out of Japan afaik, but yeah, it's been stuck there for a few weeks according to the tracking info.
Not surprised though. This happened with the first one.
>>714609632
Building your own isn't that bad though. Everything's pretty well documented at this point, and if you have any problems there's tons of places online to look for help.

I built my last one, a $500 AMD based budget Mini ITX PC, and it wasn't too difficult. Just know how to put a puzzle together. A relatively simple puzzle.
I'm building a new one now that the budget build crapped out on me (Thanks Seagate)
>>714609673
Yeah, that's it. It was a manufacturing defect in the first one that my mechanic ordered for the original engine rebuild that was causing loss of compression in a cylinder. Old stock, I think, but the new one shouldn't have that problem AFAIK.
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