*swirls naginata* I challenge you to a duel.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
*swirls naginata*
I challenge you to a duel.
come at me bruh
*teleports inside you*
>>714557713
did he step in some gum?
Also, is he Italian?
>>714557713
>>714557715
He's literally our guy.
>>714557716
Why is it always the most retarded guy in the crowd filming the scene?
Can't see shit
>unzips mace
Come get some, you weebs,
>>714557717
Isn't it illegal to make something like that public? In that case it needs to be a retard.
>>714557714
*moans sensually*
>>714557712
Sure thing brah.
>>714557719
good point
>>714557712
>uses a polearm weapon
>tries to slash people with the end instead of stabbing
>>714557723
Except the whole point is being versatile?
>>714557716
wtf is the context
>>714557712
>using a woman's weapon
Sirry dishonorabru gaijin
>>714557712
>>714557723
Poleaxes and halberds :V
>>714557723
Pretty sure that is the specific idea behind a naginata
>>714557716
Too many kids watching too much anime these days
>>714557712
Eh.....................
It's too late...
You saw my Stand... Killer Queen is already inside your penis.
*penis explodes and changes into a vagina*
Eh... Ruined for life...
>>714557724
I think his point is that despite their versatility, polearms are generally best used at range for thrusting attacks, and people, unknowing of how weapons are generally used, just see them a really long sword and ignore the fact that you'd get fucked in the ass if someone with a shorter weapon was able to get close to you to the point where your weapon became ineffective due to its length.
>>714557714
Nothin' personnel... Jian...
>>714557733
*unzips damocles*
>>714557712
*unleashes sealed powers*
*teleports behind u*
heh... You've got no chance against me. You'll better surrender right now, kiddo.
>>714557713
>>714557732
Yes, that's what I meant. Wither its a pike or a naginata, they're thrusting weapons. In the case of the Naginata, its actually suppose to be used on horseback. Which on horseback, you could use it as an effective slashing weapon. But on the ground, you should be trying to stab people. As well as thrusting towards them to keep them away from you.
But idiots like in OP image always twirl them around and try slashing with it.
>>714557736
fuck
>>714557736
>>714557716
did he dieded?
>>714557713
Did he died?
>>714557716
>>714557713
>>714557736
context???
>>714557736
Nice
>>714557712
whats the fucking CONTEXT
>>714557713
>>714557716
>>714557736
>mfw we /b/ now
wow. mods = gods
>mods moved the thread instead of deleting it
I haven't seen this happen in years
>>714557725
>>714557742
>>714557807
some autist pulled out two knives at his school and police shot him
What the fuck, mods?
>>714557737
What about Bills? The English kind that was more slashing based, not the Italian kind.
We are posting from the past, QUICK POST OLD ASS MEMES.
>>714557716
http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/08/schoolboy-lunges-at-people-with-a-knife-before-being-shot-by-police-6308470/
you're welcome niggers
>>714557988
Is this what happened yesterday or the day before?
Hey guys, I wasn't going to do this, but now that we're on le /b/ I can! Here are my epic sword youtube vids, please remember to like and subscribe!
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>>714557712
i like his docs
>>714557712
Alright faggot. Come fight an angel of death.
Hey guys, /b/ here, pretty cool thread you have here....
>>714558299
whats the website that does this again?
>>714557712
Holy smokes I'm scared.
>>714558299
this doesn't look like my regular dose doc
This is the first time ive been on /b/ in, like, 7 years. I actually forgot it existed.
Fuck you, mods. You should have just deleted the thread instead of moving it.
>>714558154
Past the cringyness, this is actually interesting. He created a fantasy world, I really really like the creative element in his works. He also got quite a few viewers
>>714557712
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqaj-CGjKmE
>>714558595
Where did you guys come from?
>>714558637
You're no match for me
>>714558599
Thanks Anon. All jokes aside, that is actually me. Good to see somebody appreciate my work. Christmas episode soon.
>>714558963
mods moved this thread from /v/
>>714558595
There's no difference really.
>>714558637
is that a fucking sporran
is that a zipper on a black kilt
what the fuck
>>714558595
>This is the first time ive been on /b/ in, like, 7 years. I actually forgot it existed.
>Forgot the highest traffic board on 4chains
>Hurr Durr
>>714557712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714557728
Halberds were mostly used as spears, only very occasionally to chop, usually just to threaten a guy. The point of the axe head was probable more to try and catch the opponents spear.
>>714559129
>>714559119
>>714558595
Are you seriously retarded?
/v/ is /b/ without videogames and sfw
>>714557744
kekd and chekd
>>714559627
/b/ has been worthless since 2007/2008 though. Why on earth would I ever be reminded of it's existence when every other board of the site knows just how shit it is now?
>>714557938
which board did it start in?
>>714559882
V. Pay attention
Please could you remove that annoying censor please. And draw good tits ill pray to you whoever does this
>>714557718
Now i gotta replay Dragons Dogma, ty m8
>>714559094
*assumes stance*
it's over..
>>714559963
my bad, just scrolled down a bit further and found out
>>714557726
Women used it to protect the home while the men were away at war.
Men still used it too.
Not so smart now, are you bitch?
>>714557736
Ultimate keks
>>714557712
Challenge accepted
So, do they have their mom take these pictures for them?
>>714560112
>>714557712
you look like a faggot
>>714559965
NYPA STUPID
>>714560629
there mothers probably killed themselves after seeing how much of a faggot they raised
>>714558144
Christ. The kid was onsviously fucking up, but how on earth do you not just tase him and call it a day?
>>714560748
Rude
u no macth 4 me u son of bich
girls pls add me
>>714557712
>>714561390
All the training and all those muscles and he still has a babyface. Poor little guy.
>>714558154
You's trollin
>>714561534
It's some curryboy who photoshopped his head on to The Rock's body and tried to say it was him
>>714560523
naginata please
>>714561720
fuck, I'm stupid. time for bed!
>>714561720
I knew those goddamn tattoo was familiar
>>714557723
>tries to slash people with the end instead of stabbing
List of polearms used primarily for slashing:
>Danish axe
>Sparth axe
>Voulge
>Svärdstav
>Halberd
>Poleaxe
>Falx
>War scythe
>Sovnya
>Lochaber axe
>Bill
List of polearms used for slashing and stabbing:
>Fauchard
>Glaive
>Guisarme
>Bardiche
Polearms were almost always weapons of multiple purpose. They were originally improvised by adding a farm implement or tool onto the end of a pole, but were specialized later for specific purpose. Most of the time, the specialized versions included a spiked end. But the primary purposes were to keep a foe at a distance, while doing one of the following: slash them, poke them, pin them, penetrate their armor, dismount them, trip them, disarm them. Many polearms filled 2-3 of these roles at once (a halberd typically has an axe-like part, a long spike, and a hook, for instance).
>>714562003
You sure know your way around a pole don't you?
>>714560648
I was wondering the same thing...
Heh.
Bakas........
>>714562189
I'm pretty homosexual that way.
>>714557719
What's illegal about it?
>>714557712
Having had 15 years of Kenjitsu training, having fought somewhere between 800-1200 duels in the past with shinai, boken and blunted/bullet shell tipped swords etc, in full armor and none... I am fairly confident that I would come out the victor in said contest, though no one can ever be sure until the contest has started.
>>714557723
A naginata was a slashing weapon, used mainly the same as a sabre from horseback or from the ground against a mounted opponent. It was a weapon used mainly by samurai, as opposed to the yari, which was much more akin to a spear, and used the tactics appropriate to it's weapon type. The yari was more commonly used by conscripted troops, ie. peasants.
>>714557737
Ill agree spinning is stupid, but naginata is entirely made to slash. I mean look at these guys, trained profesionals slashing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X6wb0FC6Fg
>>714557712
you can't win I have weapon triangle advantage
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>>714557712
Yugioh!!!!......
>turns into older dudeman
>Behold the power of the heart of the >cards
>>714562774
>>714562003
>>714563111
>>714563382
Wtf does it matter he challenged you to a duel!!!
>>714559627
/b/ is basically all porn nowadays. I understand people love to look at porn, but I can get porn anywhere on the internet.
>>714557712
/B/ is hit with a *Reality Czech*!
Critical hit!
>>714557988
he was white in a white area beeing taken over by niggers and mexispics
waht would you do to protect urself
see how they circle him like hyenas
chimp fucks
>>714563111
>it's weapon types
>it is weapon types
And you were trying to sound so smart.
Brings a knife to a gun fight.
/Thread
>>714559978
Sacrebleu
>>714558850
That's fake. The guy is a magician and does other faggy shit.
Learn faggot
>>714560751
At some point in the early 2000s US police stopped arresting criminals and just started shooting them.
>>714557712
pure nordic perfection.
>>714558154
>>714558637
>>714559094
>>714559120
>>714560112
>>714562336
Where the hell do you find these people?
>>714564320
Did you check on who we were responding to? These comments were not directed at the op, but rather at the person saying that a naginata is not a slashing weapon. That's why it matters. Your reading comprehension test scores are low, arent they?
>>714559094
>autism shoes 101
>>714566252
These are the people of /b/
>>714560648
He's going for the vagabond look.
>>714557712
would you fuck with a guy twirling a naginata?
>>714564744
No friend, I am smart. It was a typo. I don't attempt to sound smart. It's just what happens when you bother to have a vocabulary beyond the common idiots who walk around. But I understand your mistake. You see, you are one of those common idiots walking around. I cannot really fault you for your failure to recognize me. After all, an ant cannot fathom a human either.
>>714557712
I could push this dude and probably break something. This isnt anime so he'd get pretty rekt.
>>714566647
I like you and your flippant attitude. I apologize for making that jibe at your expense. :D
>>714566796
Here's you.
>>714567104
>>714567607
>>714567104
>>714567607
Here's me.
>>714557988
not tasered ?
>>714557712
hmmmmm this guys outfit looks actually cool , i walk like that in the summer just without sharpstick and im 200lbs bear type with facial hair like viking
>>714568214
something is extremely wrong with training for cops and security
>>714567104
Was he serious with that hair or was this a photo shoot?
>>714558154
Bullshit, noone can run that fast in flip flops
Quads
>>714562453
R-Riker, is that you?
>>714566252
I have a couple swords myself.
I bet if I dressed up and took a photo I could look like a total edgelord too.
>>714568398
From whats been going on lately, it looks like US coppers have been told to shoot first, question later.
you are all forgetting...
the greatest blade master of all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVQT9Det6Q
>>714559978
Lana?
none of you children stand a chance against me
>>714557712
>>714557716
Fucking Americans
Kid gets bulkied constantly, sees no exit from situation other than threatening bullies
Cops sees him and instead of fucking tackling him and disarming him when he weights 4 more times or even shooting him in the leg, he aims to kill
Literally what the fuck, its clear you were the Australia of the whole europe
>>714567104
highlander outta nowhere
>>714570060
He wishes, he's missing the gloves.
>>714564725
>waht would you do to protect urself
Not act like I'm a fucking anime.
>>714569895
Well now... So the kid, apparently, did not have the smarts to know he should put the knives down when the cops came. He obviously continued to remain armed when the police arrived, probably waving those two sharp objects around while being told to put them down. But hey, because he was bullied, he has a right to remain armed and threatening even when ordered by police to put the weapons down. And surely, people getting paid 35k a year should walk towards said idiot with knives and take a cut or two and have to go to the hospital, and risk possible death from an errant swipe.
But mah bullying!
You seem to righteous behind your keyboard, but I'm almost positive you've never faced any real danger in your life. Go out and have a gun pointed at you, or robbed at knife point, then come back here and tell everyone how to act in possible life threatening situations.
>>714557744
*nods
>>714570477
Doesn't refute the fact that the cop could have shot him in the leg, instead of aiming to kill
>>714570686
The statement I replied to mentioned nothing about shooting to wound. How can you expect me to refute a statement that was never made? Should I fucking respond to every possible statement that could possibly be made when I reply to idiocy? Seems tedious.
>>714567992
why did you post an actual picture of yourself? You're not attractive or ugly, you're the most bland human being I've ever seen.
>>714560112
>fedora
>trenchcoat
>sandals
Why?
>>714570995
>>714569895
>or even shooting him in the leg
Idk man it's right there
>>714557712
*blasts with pepper spray*
I'm calling the cops
>>714571086
Remind me why I should care about how you think I look? Are you someone I'm interested in having sex with?
>>714557712
Swordfish winner here.
We get a couple of these retards at our gyms a year. They always get embarrassed by rookies. It's funny to watch them sperg.
Haven't had a single one come to train after.
>>714569895
>shooting him in the leg
Found the retard
>>714569895
When you wish it was bait, but know it's not...
>>714571506
Because I'm sure the majority of people, including people you are interested in having sex with, will have the same opinion.
>>714571222
Well, you are correct, it is right there. Should I refute that part as well even though I would agree that they probably didnt need to kill him? I guess I looked past it because I agree that killing his wasnt necessary. But the rest of the statement is dumb and not thought out at all. Sadly, it's better for the system to shoot and kill the kid rather than wound him. It's harder to sue over a dead kid who was presenting a danger than it is for a wounded kid who can say he wasnt a danger.
>>714571652
I havent found it terribly so over the course of my life. I get hit on more than enough by attractive women. I'm not going to lie, there have been a few that I really wanted to have sex with that werent interested, but on the balance I have gotten about 75% of the ones I was interested in.
>>714562774
I can only Karate.
National level, though. I can run pretty fast.
Knowing when not to fight is the greatest victory.
>>714557712
would hold down and fuck/10
>>714572108
>bragging on b about chicks you banged
jeez anon
I got one.
This is a cringe thread hai?
>>714566796
this guy is legit fagit
>>714557712
Plebs. You all failed to prestige and unlock new weapons and armor. Now I shall unleash my true form.
>>714572108
tbf you do have a good face structure you were probably acceptable when you were younger, you've just gone full dad mode now
>>714572452
>that
>cringe
That nigga has skills.
>>714571222
>>714571913
Jeezus you are all fucking sloops.
Shooting someone in the leg risks hitting their femoral artery, which will cause them to bleed out anyway.
1. You will probably kill them anyway
2. You will more likely miss and get yourself killed.
Center mass kiddies. If anything go for the stomach.
>>714572227
>Swordfish
on the internet
on b
*pulls Jericho 941 out* accepted.
>>714557712
It's over. I am worthy to wield the master sword. Bow down to your new king
>>714559653
Correct in a way the ax portion of a halberd was to catch opponents shields and rip them away or completely pull them off horseback
>swirls pistol
bring it oriental noodle nigger
>>714572564
You uhh... you win.
>>714572657
Why are we arguing?
I'm sure pulling the gun out instead of doing anything else was perfectly logical.
>>714567104
He looks like hes about sing about how hes never gonna give me up while raping a child
>>714572937
I'm not targeting you specifically anon, don't flatter yourself.
I'm making a statement about the general lack of killing knowledge you fellas have and hoping to educate some. Not like you'll ever be equipped physically or mentally to do the job when danger occurs, you Hillary.
That one was for you, specifically - Hillary. Own it.
>>714571507
Like any of these wannabes actually learned technique they cant even hold their weapons right. Congrats on actually being able to hurt someone with a sword
>>714573550
Well buddy, until you have killed another man, what makes you feel qualified to talk about it?
>>714557740
back to fucking /k you go
>>714558637
Got this
>>714569895
>Cops sees him and instead of fucking tackling him and disarming him when he weights 4 more times or even shooting him in the leg, he aims to kill
Found the retard, it's not easy to hit a fast moving small target like the leg, also that's illegal. And knives are more dangerous than guns and usually cause much more serious harm
>>714574189
Honestly, the loaded Glock and concealed weapons permit within arms reach. Also, the medical knowledge I own as a medical professional. What makes you feel qualified to call me buddy, guy?
>>714562683
You need consent from every single person in the video to post in online
>>714572108
dude i can tell just by the way you talk on here if you speak like that in real life bitches dry up in seconds and this is coming from an autist
>>714569727
poor hellrizer
>>714559120
i'm really digging the wallmart custom made Berserk T-shirt - shit looks dope as fuck and really sets off the, "my only child will be an aborted fetus" vibe this guy has going
>>714574951
It's a public place though, is it not?
>>714560629
No, they travel in clans
