>You are a white male.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
>You are the first or the only child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
This is you isnt it, Anon?
>>714550007
Apart from the Asia part, yes
>>714550007
close, except i was homeless since i graduated until this january, moms dead, dads a cock but getting to be less of said cock, fuck asia, and i got me a bitch
>You are a white male.
sadly
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes i´m slowly growing old
>You are the first or the only child.
all alone
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
i consider myself slightly below what a normal human should have in intelligence
other people are either retarded or only "socially" intelligent
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
neither
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
i guess
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
constantly
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no it´s one of the few things keeping me from offing myself
>You watch way too much porn.
meh watching porn doesn´t get me up i rather play weird textbased porn games
>You want to move to east asia.
and be useless in a country i know not the language of? ehm no thanks
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
not most of all and i am indifferent to the gender but the jist fits
>>714550835
>indifferent to gender
fucking faggot
pic related left is u
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
i guess
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
Yep
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already married
>>714551437
What are you? Some kind of normal human being?!
>>714550007
Nothing from this list, 26, living on my own, aware that im not the smartest guy, tons of siblings, not very fond of Asian culture.
>>714550007
Nope. Also I don't eat spelling mistakes in my pasta.
>>714551607
Well, I browse 4chan, so I guess not...
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
No
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
No
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
Yes
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
lol
>>714551858
is that mike rowe
nope
not bad, for it to be creepy you have to get em all, not just most
>>714551932
Earnest p worrell, dicktard
>>714551932
it's his dad, ernest hemingway
>>714551982
you cant tell me that cuntface doesnt resemble mike rowe in the slightest and if you do, go fuck yourself with a hitch post
>>714550007
man, stereotypes exist for a reason i guess lol
Email me at [email protected] for free space opera ebooks I wrote. No spam.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 26
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
I have not
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, I live in a larger apartment
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I like social situations as much as alone time
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
I have never
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
I am close to them
>You watch way too much porn.
I barely do porn
>You want to move to east asia.
I don't
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I do, but I already have
>>714552189
Enjoy ur b&
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yup
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope
>>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope, I went to school with some smart people.
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Fuck that, living is awesome
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope
>>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>>You want to move to east asia.
Not in the slightest
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yup
2/11 I suddenly feel better about myself. Thanks OP.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
>Youre between 17 and 25
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. (SUBURBS)
>Functional in social situations but often find myself wanting to go out and do things with people
>Never had a serious suicidal thought
>Pretty close relationship with parents
>I do watch a lot of porn
>Fuck Asia
>Who doesn't want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of their life with?
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Nope, Metis.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope, 33.
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope, second child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope, average intelligence.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope, own my own little house.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope, extremely social.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yup, in my late teens.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yup, that's a good way to put it.
>You watch way too much porn
Nope, only a bit..
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope, happy where I am.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already have that, we're getting married in June.
Got a few, OP. Not bad at all.
>You are a white male.
YES!
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
I'm 36
>You are the first or the only child.
YES!
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope. Why would you think in such way?
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
I live in a 3 room flat with my wife.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Absolutely. Tranquility is bliss + i hate noise
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
When i was younger and hadn't stopped being a crybaby wuss
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Only with dad (divorced parents). He's a salty cunt who doesn't care
>You watch way too much porn.
No, i have a wife that i can fuck anytime
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no, i hate gooks & their culture
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Got a wife. So i'm done with the pathetic single lifestyle
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yeah
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
not between
>You are the first or the only child.
first
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
obv.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
suburb
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
im fcking awesome, but yea lonely
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
never
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
love my parents
>You watch way too much porn.
this a bad thing?
>You want to move to east asia.
fck to do in asia
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
cant really care bout this
you are way of bro
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yep
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yep
>>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Im aware that im not, but still sometimes feel like i am
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yeah
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>>You watch way too much porn.
Oooh yeah
>>You want to move to east Asia.
No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Kind of
>>714550007
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes (and I have her).
We're not all basement dwelling neets like you.
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Not my bad if they are a bunch of morons
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Indeed
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
They're dead, not my choice
>You watch way too much porn.
I enjoy porn, is 4-5 times a week way too much ?
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Hell no, I just want todo whatever pleases me, not being constantly cried in the ear by a stupid whore
>>714550007
>>You are a white male. Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes
>>You are the first or the only child. No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. True
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. True
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No
>>You watch way too much porn. Yes
>>You want to move to east asia. No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yes
>
>This is you isnt it, Anon?
Not really.
I think OP is assuming /b/ is full of cringey weeaboos lmao
I have a pretty good relationship with both my parents, other than that though, spot on
>>714550007
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>its shit here
>eh
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no
>You are the first or the only child.
no, youngest of 4
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
not only slightly
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no, my apartment isn not crammed
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
no
>You want to move to east asia.
yes
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
yes
>>714550835
>textbased porn games
please elaborate
most of these are wrong, you suck at generalizing OP faggot, kys
>>714552606
There's just one more thing . . . If you weren't the faggot, why were your "dick sucking boots" on the back porch after the contractor had left?
>>714550007
Level 31 wizard reporting. I have transcended beyond mortal needs.
Yeah and a large part of the population
Oh shit. You nailed it down to the last detail OP.
>don't think I'm smarter than my peers
>Parents'house is in the country
>Fairly close with parents
>Fuck east Asia
>>714550007
>nope
>try again
>not even close
>ha... nah
>keep trying
>you suck at this
>who hasn't
>you even trying
>define too much
>hell no
>meh
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
no, confidence destroyed by parents, but regained with success in college/work
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
yes
>You watch way too much porn.
not anymore
>You want to move to east asia.
no, to Canada maybe (coming from europe)
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
... add trustworthy
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes
>You are the first or the only child.
NO
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
YES
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nah, not the suburbs
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
NO
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
NO
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
NO
>You watch way too much porn.
NO
>You want to move to east asia.
no what the fuck should i do there
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
nah,
>>714552727
pretty much everything you can find on tfgamessite.com sometimes you can find a true gem of storytelling and porn
< pic related
left is free cities a slave tycoon kind of game
and right is trap quest which is pretty much a rougelike
>>714550007
>Mixed
>yes
>first
>yes, an opinion based on the fact that I have always gotten higher standardized test scores than my peers
>with my parents
>yesx2
>no
>no
>no
>either Tokyo, Toronto, or Seattle
>married to my career, dont have time for girls right now. would like one at some point tho.
6.5/11. not bad Mr anon
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
half white, half jap
>Youre between 1 and 25 years old.
24, so yup
>You are the first or the only child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly
smarter than your peers.
smarter then average. depends on the peer
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
alone in a crammed flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
completely true
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
nah, suicide is retarded
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
kinda
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
not move. I want to visit japan though
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
and sex too
>>714550007
You forgot that we have bbc folders I mean redpill folders
>>714550007
Pretty good, 90% accuracy, i r8 8/8 gr8 m8
>>714554035
If he listed that big black cock aficionado he'd be at 100%
>>714550007
My relationship withat my parents isn't as distant as it used to be and I don't want to live in Asia, but other than that you're spot on anon.
Ha! Jokes on you, im 27 faggot.
>>714554258
And big black cocks he missed that too
>>714550007
To a T, except for one condition
>tfw 28 and still no kind gf to spend the rest of your life with
>>714550007
Apart from being a white male you literally got all else wrong. Sorry bud
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yes.
>You're between 17 and 25 years old.
No.
>You are the first or the only child.
No.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yes.
>You watch way too much porn.
Yes.
>You want to move to east Asia.
No.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yes, but I think it's too hazardous, which makes it a no. I mostly like furry tots anyways.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope starting to get old damn
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope got a brother
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Everyone else but me is an idiot that's sure
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Not really
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Kinda
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Never I can smoke some dank weed anytime I want I got a job and money
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope I love my parents
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope I live in Vancouver don't want to move
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yep
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Only
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Live with girlfriend in spacious apartment.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
More then twice.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Not by choice, father is dead and mother is a cunt.
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope, got a girlfriend. I haven't fapped on my own in months.
>You want to move to east asia.
No. I'm fine with staying in Europe, i'm not some weeb.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already there.
>>714551982
Fuck now I have to rewatch those. Thanks asshole!
>>714550007
yes
yes
no
before yes, but now no
yes until next year
yes
no
don't know
not too much, but I know it will become a problem if I don't stop soon
no
nope, just want someone who will be fun and then move onto the next one.
Yes in the entirety except for East Asia part. I'm already living in South East Asia.
>>714550007
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I'm fine living in the US, and my boyfriend is close enough
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
ISTP master race.
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no, older
>You are the first or the only child.
yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no, alone in a roomy flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
no
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
haven't we all
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
don't we all
>You want to move to east asia.
no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
don't we all
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
No
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Meh 50/50
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
No
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
No
4/11
Come again you stupid fgt
>>714555720
Damn, I'm not white. I'm brown. Second child.
> Did not read.
>>714550007
Pretty spot on except for the asia part.
>>714550007
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Eh
No
And yes .
How the f can you be that accurate ?
Nice copy pasta OP.
>Talentless, uncreative loser with too much time.
That's you, OP.
>>714550007
First few are right, but I have a flatmate, never seriously suicidal, don't watch all that much porn, only want to visit Asia, and I'm pretty sure I'm gay.
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
22
>You are the first or the only child.
yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Before
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
very yes
>You watch way too much porn.
no, i masturbate daily but without porn
>You want to move to east asia.
no, i want to visit but no living
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
no
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes
>>You are the first or the only child.
no
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
no
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>>You watch way too much porn.
>>You want to move to east asia.
hell no
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
umm why not just say find a hot wife? like wtf kind of neck beard shit is just saying a GF?
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Agreed.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yup.
>You are the first or the only child.
Also true.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nah. There are a lot of people who are smarter.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
I live in my own house.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Never. Suicide is extremely stupid, and I'd wish that people who are in fact doing it, would at least send a message to a hospital beforehand, so that their organs can still be used. At least killing themselves helped someone else in that case.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
My parents are white trash.
>You watch way too much porn.
Is there a thing as too much porn?
>You want to move to east asia.
I'm happy in Germany, so nah, fuck that.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Most of all I want a shitload of money and a great body. Working on both.
>>714556035
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>714550007
Lmao those are some shitty generalized statements. Not me at all.
>>714550007
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>>You are the first or the only child.
No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, parents live in a rural area
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No, more than once or twice
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Dad, yes. Mom, no, but it's getting there
>>You watch way too much porn.
Yes
>>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Not really. I'd like a kind girlfriend to have a relationship with boundaries with until i want to be alone again
>This is you isnt it, Anon?
No, Anon.
>>714550007
Apart from livig alone and gf thing ( i have a gf i live with) pretty much.
>>714551031
> having children
> 2016
>>714550007
You were spot on until,
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Distaced? You mean Distanced? Nah man me and my family are very close.
I don't watch much porn at all these days, I maybe jerk off once every week or two.
I don't think id move to any part of Asia, although I wouldn't mind visiting and experiencing their culture.
Fuck, alright I wouldnt mind having a cute gf and a nice loving relationship where we spend the rest of our lifes together.
Who doesnt want that though?
>You are a white male.
correct
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
false
>You are the first or the only child.
false
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
false
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
correct
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
correct
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
correct
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
correct
>You watch way too much porn.
correct
>You want to move to east asia.
false, been there and found out that I do like my country much better
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
correct
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
nope, old guy (40)
>>You are the first or the only child.
nope, 2nd
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
nope.
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
shared flat: it sucks
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
not that functional anymore
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
oh yes.
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
i speak to them every few months briefly on the phone.
>>You watch way too much porn.
... well, yes, yes i do.
>>You want to move to east asia.
nope. i want to visit rural china and maybe thailand/cambodia
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I'll probably kill myself withing the next 5 years t.b.h
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yeah
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yeah
>You are the first or the only child.
yeah
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yeah
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
alone in a flat, yeah
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yeah
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
more
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
who doesnt
>You want to move to east asia.
im not a weeb
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
of course, are you retarded
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 30
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope, youngest of 4
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Thats because theyre all dumbasses
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes, live with mother and take care of house for her
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
When my brother was dying in the hospital
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Dad is dead, thats pretty distant
>You watch way too much porn.
Not often, have fuckbuddy
>You want to move to east asia.
I would visit but not live there
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Read <wife>
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
don't assume my gender shitlord
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no I am not a little kid
>>You are the first or the only child.
youngest.. wrong again
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
"smarter" doesn't mean anything in my book. point is moot as hell
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
actually I live in a barrel with my pupper. pic related
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
this is natural to most humans. we are solitary creatures unless we are eating or fucking
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
anyone who isn't a total moron has probably thought about offing themselves once or twice
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no not really
>>You watch way too much porn.
what is "too much" that literally means nothing
>>You want to move to east asia.
as opposed to "west asia"? no not particularly. I would go back to the land of my fathers in IRL
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I already had a very serious gf once. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else
WOW op this list fucking sucks. you were wronger than anybody could ever be wrong. literally end yourself
>>714556105
> why not just say find a hot wife?
because most people arent religious today
>>You are a white male.
check
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
nope
>>You are the first or the only child.
nope
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
nope
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
check
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
nope
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
nope
>>You watch way too much porn.
define 'too much'
>>You want to move to east asia.
HELL no
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
nope, I'm gay lol
>>714550007
yes
yes
no
no
no
no but yes
no
yes
yes
no fuck you
yes
>you were wrong nigger
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 31
>>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes, but no longer
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, live with one of my best bros, plenty of rooml
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness
Yes, but I don't like being alone
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes. Even though I don't want to die, so the thought itself scared me. Anxiety I guess.
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents
Used to, now I'm pretty close.
>>You watch way too much porn
...maybe
>>You want to move to east asia
No.
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
Yes
>>714550007
>You are a white male
Yes
>You're between 17 and 25 years old
Yes. 20
>You are the first or only child
Nope. Middle child
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers
Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat
Kind of. I live with my friend and his family
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
In the past yes, but I'm doing a lot better
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents
Not necessarily. Since I'm the middle, I never really get any attention anyway
>You watch way too much porn
Not really no
>You want to move to east asia
Not in the slightest
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
I mean I'm not opposed to the idea, but I got some time before I need to worry about it
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Nope
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yup
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Narp
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
You get half a point got being half right
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Hasn't everyone onceor twice? Nothing remotely habitual
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Half a point
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
Maybe
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Wife or gf I breed or raise kids with
Not really me but I can see why you post this op.
>>714550007
Yes.
>>714551031
>I found a picture of your grandfather
What would you expect from the cucks who didn't want to finalize Russia's demise
4 aren't me
>>714550007
is threre a name for all of this
>>714550007
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
First
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yeah
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Not suburbs, but I'm moving out within the next few days
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
More than once or twice
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>You watch way too much porn.
I don't want to admit it but yes
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already have one
>>714550835
Fuck you, freak.
>>>/tumblr/
>tfw to intelligent too consider myself smarter than my peers
>>714550007
Yes except for asia fuck asia fucking shithole
>>714557793
>they call me sexist racist misogynist trans-phobic and tell me to leave
>you call me freak and tell me to leave
i´m quite used to this treatment
also why the fuck would you tell me to go to tumblr
>>714558844
Fuck you faggot
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yep
>You are the first or the only child.
nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
nope
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yeah
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
nope
>You watch way too much porn.
virtually none
>You want to move to east asia.
nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
got it
try again faget
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>You watch way too much porn.
Yes
>You want to move to east asia.
Wanted to not so long time ago
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yes and I have a gf already
>To stupid to think of joining the Navy. Getting paid to learn, and fucking the hottest little asian sluts by the dozen. /thread
>>714550007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>>You are the first or the only child.
No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
No on the quite functional part
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>>You watch way too much porn.
No
>>You want to move to east asia.
No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
No
>This is you isnt it, Anon?
Barely
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Well duh
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope. 29
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Hell no. I browse 4chan
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yup
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
When I was a edgy teenagers yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope we are close
>You watch way too much porn.
I watch too little porn. Didn't even know who Christy Mack was until pic related.
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no. Don't trust those slant eyed fuckers.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already got a baby mama so I'm good thanks
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope (36)
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope (2nd of 4)
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope (much smarter, my achievements have proved this)
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope (own a 4br house in a city, live with my wife and a couple pets)
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope (quite functional, never prefer loneliness, but like down time with the wife)
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope (many more times than that, but when I was younger)
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope (my parents are pretty awesome, talk to them or fly out to see them regularly)
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope (no porn is too much? but really, maybe 2-3 times a week, sometimes with the wife)
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope (fuck that, no way. might consider Australia or NZ, but I like where I live)
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Nope (I have bigger ambitions, in business. having been with my wife for over a decade, that seems set. so other things are more on my mind.)
1/11, OP.
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
nope
>You are the first or the only child.
nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
everyone does, but yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
ok that is always the case if you go here, but no if this here doesnt count
>You want to move to east asia.
no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
no
3.5/11
not even half while posting yes or no questions, are you even trying?
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
21
>You are the first or the only child.
I have a big brother
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Had do move in with my mom after a year in prison
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Always the center of groups, yet preffer to be alone
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Sliced both my wrists while in a mental institution
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
True
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
I want to move to Alaska or somwhere cold as fuck
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I have a girlfriend. Don't see myself with her for the rest of my life though because I don't love her. I want my ex back, still love her to death.
>>714550007
Holy fucking shit anon, i am amazed.
You got all of them except Asia.
>>714550007
Spot on anon
/TIL about 4chan
Most are white male and watch too much porn.
>>714550007
Pretty much none of this applies to me.
White male... Yup, that's it.
Try again.
>You are a white male.
1/2 white
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
20
>You are the first or the only child.
Y
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
People are smart in their own ways, but maybe a little bit. Definitely was in the top tier of academics of my high school, if that counts.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
YEEEE
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Basically
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
YESSIR!
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Distanced? Just my father, mother's chill I smoke with her sometimes
>You watch way too much porn.
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck that hell no I wanna go north
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Have one, could do that, but I don't want to really spend the rest of my life with but one person.
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
with parents
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
never
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
kinda
>You watch way too much porn.
no
>You want to move to east asia.
no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yes, though I would never marry
>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yep, 18
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope, younger sibling
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
I've considered myself slightly smarter than the average person, but I often hang around with people of similar intelligence.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
At university, I guess my room's kinda crammed but that's uni life I guess
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Would rather be alone but hate being alone, it's a crippling oxymoron
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Ya
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope, very close with my parents
>You watch way too much porn.
Definitely when I was younger, maybe not now
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope, but I do want to visit
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I want and I have
>>714550007
Your a weeb nigger faggot
>>714550007
But as the Cyberman said to Miss Hartigan, “This statement has been designated ‘a lie.’ ”
>>714550007
Nope. Nice pasta though. Haven't seen this one for a few years...
>>714558977
my dick is not long enough to do that
>>714563832
>Nope. Nice pasta though. Haven't seen this one for a few years...
Once everyone was seated, Mac prayed, and then passed the bowl of pasta ... said good night, Emma went to bed with a much better attitude than the one she'd ... I didn't wake you, did I?” “Nope. ... a look
>>714550007
Kinda wrong on the last two, but only because I am not american.
>>714563849
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
Except for Asia, yes. Good thing I have the gf I'm going to marry.
>>714550007
white hispanic and fuck being a weeaboo but otherwise on the money
>>714564114
https://youtu.be/3cuaU70X1Zo
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
no
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
older
>>You are the first or the only child.
yeah
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
hell no, im the dumb one
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
nope
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yes
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>>You watch way too much porn.
no
>>You want to move to east asia.
hell no
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
have one
>>714550007
oh boy oh boy, aren't statistics just great?
>>714550007
Close, but no cigar.
>White
>23
>Youngest of 3
>Consider myself slightly smarter than my peers
>Live in a one-bedroom apartment, attending Law School.
>Pretty shit at social situation and prefer loneliness
>Suicide is always an option
>Really close to my parents, especially my mom
>I watch way too much porn
>I wouldn't mind backpacking southeast asia, but I have no desire to move there. Want to move but torn between Maine, Arizona, or Utah.
>I have a kind girlfriend, but i actually want to be single, I love her, but I truly prefer to be alone.
>You are a white male.
No
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Not always but there have been times
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Eh, close enough
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Quite the opposite. Socially retarded but being lonely is sad
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yeah
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
not really
>You watch way too much porn.
Probably, but it could be worse
>You want to move to east asia.
not really
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Ok, you got me on that one
>>714564639
Saying a mental illness makes you crazy/stupid/funny is like saying an eating disorder makes you fat.
>>714564987
never said that
>>714564940
hey anon heres a noose for you to hang your self
>You are a white male.
ye
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
ye
>You are the first or the only child.
ye
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
not anymore, in uni now
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nah, student apartment, 2 others
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
My balance between social and unsocial situations is more unsocial than most. But you are a retard if you think you can live happy alone.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
I was never on the point of doing or planning, ever considering suicide was highly hypothetical.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
lol no, growing actually more together now since my mom started a business
>You watch way too much porn.
nah, sickness make my sexdrive non existent
>You want to move to east asia.
Any warm country where they speak average english is ok.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Lol no, done that, fuck that. Unless you find me some miracle waifu material.
>You are a white male.
Thankfully. Shits cash.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
25
>You are the first or the only child.
Only
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
I mean, I am.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Just moved back into my parents a few months ago. Was living with roomies in house.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Exceptionally. I even work in sales. And I love alone time, especially for vidya.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Lol I got sent to a psych ward for attempted suicide as a kid bruh. Plenty of naughty thoughts.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Nah we get along great.
>You watch way too much porn.
Absolutely. Because my gf still lives in the city I moved from.
>You want to move to east asia.
So does my gf. But probably stay in US for a long time.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Have one. fifth or sixth serious relationship. Met in college. dating around 4 years. Probably get married. Neither of us wants kids. We both have dogs.
Bretty accurate but Ive seen this pasta before.
>>714550007
How the fuck do you know? except for the asia thing
>>714550007
Yeah except i live by myself in the suburbs, am close to my mum and hate asia. oh and I have a gf
>>714550007
Only thing you got right...
>You are a white male.
>>714565871
how did your other relationships go, I'm pretty busy and my last relationship just wasn't worth it imo.
is it worth to try again.
(ex was a slut)
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No
>You are the first or the only child.
No
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I prefer to be alone.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Wat?
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Have a GF, she's a pain in the ass sometimes but she's alright.
>>714550007
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
>>714550007
I ain't white
>>714550007
hah, NOT EVEN CLOSE FAGGOT!
..... I'm 26
>>714550007
Right
Right
Right
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Never too much
Wrong
Wrong
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
23
>>You are the first or the only child.
No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Very slightly
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, together with a friend and my brother 600km away from where I was brought up.
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
No, I have a job and many hobbies that require social skills and I enjoy it.
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes, they come and go
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Not really, I'm just growing up.
>>You watch way too much porn.
Maybe.
>>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck Asia
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I already have one
>This is you isnt it, Anon?
Not really
>>714565547
I don't know, man. Hanging yourself is pretty dangerous. It can get you killed.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yup
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope, 35
>You are the first or the only child.
Yup
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Waaay smarter
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Live alone but it's a 3 bedroom flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Half and half
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope, life is fucking great
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope, I'm amazingly close to them
>You watch way too much porn.
I watch a fair bit but not too much
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck. No.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yeah, everyone does deep inside
>>714566276
Uh well
My first was at 16 immediately after I left a 'Therapeutic Boarding School'
Which is like expensive, easy-going juvie rehab.
I was there for over a year with all guys so I pretty much latched on to the first breathing attractive girl. This ended poorly. But I got laid!
She was serbian, no accent.
Then when I started Junior year, I met a new girl. Syrian! Super hot! Got laid! Turns out I took her virginity which is a massive fucking no no in that culture. After dating for over a year I tried breaking up, she threatened me, lots of stress. So that was reallly bad.
Right after her (like days after) I started dating a half-columbian girl with rich parents. This, too, went poorly. But she had a great ass and we got along really well until it hit the fan. Plus i was heading to college.
Got to college. In small fraternity. Meet beautiful redhead theatre chick. Get along great!
Too bad I was doing some roids (one month on that stuff made me crazy. never again) and drugs and kinda ruined all that by having crazy emotions. . She then said she might be bi, blah blah blah, she was older and we broke up and she graduated.
Start of senior year, another redhead (my kryptonite), younger than me, also in sorority. Smartest girl I have ever met in my life. Couldn't believe she had a bigger vocabulary than myself. FWB for long time, I was terrified of another relationship because I figured it must be my fault I keep picking the wrong person or fucking up with the right one. Wrong again! Sex was amazing, personalities great. She's beautiful but I've been with more attractive woman, like stereotypically attractive blondes and such. As is bound to happen in Uni.
I know it sounds corny, but your relationship is only gonna last if you really get along as friends before lovers. When the sex is done, you need to be able to stand the person your laying with. Looks should come after personality. Hobbies need to intertwine to some degree.
>>714550007
>Yes
>No, older
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>No, people like that are dipshits
>No
>Yep
>Fuck east asia
>I have one already
Nice try op
>>714550007
>right
>right
>right
>More than slightly but I'm an asshole
>Right
>Right
>right
>right
>right
>wrong
>wrong
9/11 aint bad
Also >9/11
>>714550007
hahahaha
no on all counts
get the fuck out normie
>>714550007
White,20, 2nd son, not smart,live with 2 roomates,yes,yes,yes, dont watch porn allot,no fuck Asia, girls are gross
>>714567216
>>714566276
Way too long of a response but I should add my current gf was a short term slut while we were FWB. Came into college a virigin with awful sheltering parents. Banged a bunch of guys in rapid succession while I was banging other girls (when I could).
Doesn't mean shit. I used to stress about it until I realized it was unfair of me to hold her to a standard that I wouldve failed if held to the same. But again, it was college. We all got drunk and banged people and then left and got jobs. It happens. Nobody cares. It all stayed on that campus.
Except for my HPV but shhhhhhhh
>>714550007
Evrything except You want to move to east asia.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes sir!
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes im 22
>You are the first or the only child.
Wrong im the youngest
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
True, but think it less as i get older
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
I live alone
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I like both in moderation
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Just once when i was 17
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes, but because they are a pair of fuckers
>You watch way too much porn.
true
>You want to move to east asia.
nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
already got that
>>714550007
Pretty impressing. Barnum-Effect. East asia part got me.
>>714550007
>1. Yes
>2. No
>3. Yes
>4. Yes
>5. Yes
>6. Yes
>7. Yes
>8. Yes (kind of)
>9. Yes
>10. No
>11. Yes but everyone wants that.
Good job OP how were you so accurate about me?
>>714567533
Good thing JIDF is still keeping tabs on this website or whatever commercial agency is keeping us as focus group
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
No
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
No
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes and Yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
For the most part
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Every so often
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No, but I'm distant towards the rest of my family.
>You watch way too much porn.
No, not really.
>You want to move to east asia.
Debating.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I'm gay, but no to the male version of this question. I want a career that I'd love to work for the rest of my life and contribute to society.
>You are a white male.
I'm Japanese but I'm kinda white cause I'm a halfsie
>You're between 17 and 25 years old.
Yeah
>You are the first or the only child.
First
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Most of my friends are frat boys and nignogs so yeah
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No I live with my roommates
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I like to be with people but I do wish they were quieter
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
I have a pretty close relationship with my mom
>You watch way too much porn.
Shit
>You want to move to east asia.
I'd certainly like to visit again but America is so much better to live in
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I'm in a fine relationship now.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
No.
>You're between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes.
>You are the first or the only child.
First child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Just moved back in, but yeah.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yep.
>You watch way too much porn.
Yeah.
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
That won't happen until I get a new job and a place of my own.
>>714567710
>Good thing JIDF is still keeping tabs on this website or whatever commercial agency is keeping us as focus group
dioms.thefreedictionary.com/keep+tabs+on
Definition of keep tabs on in the Idioms Dictionary. keep tabs on phrase. ... Please reload the page or if you are running ad blocking disable it. ... to watch a person or a situation carefully Websites use software that keeps tabs on who visits the site. ... American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
>>714567710
Yea dude. The jews run the world, which is why they elected Trump and Putin, and they know that there is no bigger goal than to monitor a bunch of weebs, NEETs, and conspiracy theory autists.
You have learned their game despite all fingers pointing in the opposite direction. And Im sure if Hitler met you he totally wouldnt laugh in your face and gas you in front of /fit/ functioning members of society.
>>714550007
>>714550007
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>already have one
>>714550007
>y
>y
>nope last child I have an older sibling
>nope not always. I'm not very smart but I'm currently smarter than my peers but not until I start college
>y
>I'm decent at social situations but I don't prefer being alone. It's actually what's making me depressed
>y, more than once or twice
>y :(
>y, not my fault it's all over the internet
>no
>yes but not now I just want a girlfriend period
>>714567908
>Yea dude. The jews run the world, which is why they elected Trump and Putin, and they know that there is no bigger goal than to monitor a bunch of weebs, NEETs, and conspiracy theory autists.
>You have learned their game despite all fingers pointing in the opposite direction. And Im sure if Hitler met you he totally wouldnt laugh in your face and gas you in front of /fit/ functioning members of society.
Basically, these are the differences. NEET: A NEET or neet is a young person who is not in education, employment, or training. The acronym ...
>>714567908
Good thing newfags are here...
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
26
>You are the first or the only child.
2 children
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
a lot smarter
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
tidy huge flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
yes
>You watch way too much porn.
too much porn is an oxymoron
>You want to move to east asia.
not a weeaboo
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
not really ready to settle
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
No
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
That's because I am
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Social situations? What's that?
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Hell no I love my ma
>You watch way too much porn.
Hell yes
>You want to move to east asia.
I'm fine staying right here in bed thanks.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I'd rather just sleep, eat and shit thanks.
>>714568310
Actually ima oldfag, and you just outed yourself. Here's some pasta I made to use when I got tired of seeing JEWWWWSSS AND SHILLLLSSS
posted on /v/ every goddamn other post:
Daily reminder that 99% of the time you cry 'shill' you're being a totally autistic/paranoid retard.
>The majority of 4chan users are NEET/weeb/poor who bitch about Denuvo and pirate their games
>Criticize every single AAA release regardless of marketing campaign
>Never support their arguments with anything other than 'shill'- similar to /pol/ and cuck or jew.
>Derails an otherwise pleasant thread of gaming with useless twattery
Even if, by some remote chance, paid marketers wasted time on this cesspool of a board to attract like, what, ten new purchases? Fifty max? Either let the dumbfags deal with them, let the gamers enjoy the discussion regardless who started it, and find literally ANYTHING else to put your effort towards other than schizoid-level, anonymous, video game board shitposting
There ya go bud! Enjoy remaining a totally inaffective member of society who clings to hate and alt-news instead of adapting to society and being productive and liked. You truly are a knight for these trying times!
>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Slightly? Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope
>You have, by choice, a pretty DISTANCED relationship with your parents.
Nope (also, FTFY)
>You watch way too much porn.
Too much? Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Married, so nope
You suck at this.
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Yup
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Not so much, although people tell me I underestimate myself.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope, I rent a house and sub rent rooms.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I do.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
I have serious suicidal thoughts daily.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yup, this is me.
>You watch way too much porn.
Not at all.
>You want to move to east Asia.
Nope, I'm fine where I am. Although I do want to backpack trough that area.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I got out of a relationship of 7 years about a year ago. I fucking enjoy being single right now. So for now, I really don't feel like even thinking about a relationship.
>You are a white male.
Yes.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes.
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Some subjects, not really though.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yep.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Off and on.
>You watch way too much porn.
Way too much.
>You want to move to east asia.
No.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Off and on.
>You watch way too much porn.
You can never watch too much porn.
>>714568310
>Good thing newfags are here...
too hard to fit in. Newfag needs to GTFO of my 4chan, nao. .... Any new person, or thing, to enter a site. ... "Oh god, we have a newfag here with us on /b/ again.
>>714568549
>>714568766
The new people who visit this site
>>714568748
>You can never watch too much porn.
Also very funny that whener someone mention "newfag" or "JIDF" They get alot of replies, RIP anons
>You are a white male.
Not White.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
20
>You are the first or the only child.
First
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
With the Parents
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I enjoy social situations and being alone.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Frequently.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No.
>You watch way too much porn.
I used to when I was younger then I grew out of it.
>You want to move to east asia.
Yes, I lived there for a while in my youth and would like to go back to be close to my best friends.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Maybe not most of all. I have a girlfriend. I'll live with her or live alone less happy. I wouldn't describe her as being that kind.
>>714550007
>you are a white male
yes
>you are between 17-25
yes
>you have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers
i go into the new friendship assuming they are smarter than me and let them prove me right or wrong
>you live with parents in suburbs or alone in a crammed flat
short answer yes
>you are functional in social situations but prefer lonliness
i hate people my age but i work well with children and enjoy the company of people older than me. im ok with being alone but dont care one way or the other
>you have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice
does an edgy 14 year old figuring out his identity trying to hang himself count as serious?
>you have by choice a pretty distanced relationship with your parents
im actually really close to my parents
>you watch way too much porn
i might honestly dont know what too much is
>you want to move to east asia
i like east asian culture oppressive as it is. i dont want to move there but i do plan to visit there
>you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
women are cancer i want nothing to do with them ive had flings and ive had serious relationships women are vain stupid entitled creatures not worth any effort
>>714550007
>>You are a white male.
nope Asian female
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
18 yup
>>You are the first or the only child.
yup
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
not really
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope, i have roommates
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
nah
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yup
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
kinda
>>You watch way too much porn.
no comment
>>You want to move to east asia.
fuck that, i used to live there, it's shit
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
no cause that would be gay
>>714550007
I'm a white male but I'm in my thirties, I'm married and I have three kids. We live in an affluent town in the northeast and we are wealthy enough not to have to work.
I've thought about suicide because having enough money to keep you from bothering with the struggle of earning your livelihood can make life kind of hollow and easy.
>>714550007
Apart from the distanced relationship with parents and the Asia thing, yes.
>>714569227
ago Anon contemplates Black Friday ... 10 hrs ago Rip Castro ... the only place where em mint give a shit about. but of reeree there are JIDF. ... a lot of people care ..... www.funnyjunk.com/fj+is+becoming+relevant/funny-pictures/ ..... (maybe they still do) when someone makes a typo and people reply ...
how
>>714550007
Everything except the distanced relationship with parents and asia.
>>714569574
Want to fuck?
>>714569788
Also I've never seriously considered suicide
>>714569949
>Want to fuck?
Want To Shag - Want Instant Sex Dating Encounters?
>>714569949
if you live in the bay area and aren't disgusting looking then sure
>>714550007
I'm in east Asia-ish.
Everything else, yes.
Almost,
>I'm 28
>my parents don't live in the suburbs and my apartment isn't cramped
>I enjoy being by myself here and there but I definitely prefer company
>I'm still fairly close with my parents
>I don't watch that much porn
>no interest in moving to asia
>already engaged
>>714570252
A misogynist is a person who hates women. A person who hates men can be described as a misandrist, and the corresponding noun is misandry. But however prevalent the attitudes described by these words may be, the words themselves aren't common. There are currently only 29 examples of misandrist in the Oxford English Corpus, while misogynist appears more than 1,500 times; 68 uses of misandry are overshadowed by over 2,000 examples of misogyny.
>>714570589
what the fuck
>>714570589
are you saying I hate men lol
>>714550007
>Correct
>Correct
>Wrong
>Correct
>Wrong
>Wrong
>Wrong
>Correct
>Maybe
>Wrong
>Correct
>>714570855
Yup thats about right
>Correct
>Correct
>>714550007
Why the fuck would I want to move to a shithole like east asia
>>714571023
>Why the fuck would I want to move to a shithole like east asia
When I woke up to the cheering faces of leave campaigners on my Twitter feed this morning, the Britain that I had known and valued ceased to exist for me. The Brexit vote has deprived the UK of all the values that made it attractive and enriching for continental Europeans such as me.
>>714570964
i don't understand
Yes except the asia part and that i have suicidal thoughts about every day
>>714571223
>i don't understand
>MFW
i dont understand
>>714570252
I'm guessing Australia is a bit far. That's a shame. I'm not even disgusting looking either.
>>714571297
are you saying I hate men because I wouldn't have sex with an ugly guy?
>>714550007
>nope, not white.
> I'm damn near 40
>middle child
>I have a graduate degree, but it turns out I'm not nearly as smart as people think I am.
>Sorta yea, I live alone.
>I'm quite awkward in social situations, but I'd rather be around people than alone.
>yea, but it's not a big deal.
>nah I'm good with my parents.
>true, but who doesn't?
>No, Asia's fine to visit, but I'd rather not live there.
>I'm recently divorced and in no hurry to get into any kind of relationship.
>>714550007
>yep
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>yep
>yep
>yep
>yep
>nope
>got a wife so nope i think
>>714571267
Explains what suicidal feelings are, including possible causes and how you can learn to cope. ... Amanda blogs on World Suicide Prevention Day 2012. Please ... click the yellow 'I need urgent help' button at the top of this screen for more ... you, to thinking about methods of suicide, or making clear plans to take your own life.
>>714550007
Yes, apart from moving to East Asia, and I have a good relationship with my parents
>>714550007
4/11
try again faggot
>>714571148
>I'm a cuckold
There's your answer, national pride is on the rise and you wanna flee to chinkland instead of doing something about your problem.
>>714550007
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>Yes, just like everyone to exist ever.
>No, big appartment of my own.
>No, I prefer being with people usually.
>Yes
>No, great relationship with parents.
>No
>No
>Hell no
>>714571501
I rate it 9/11
>>714571148
are you retarded? if you hate nationalism and xenophobia, east asia is literally the worst place you could move to
source: lived there
>>714567216
>>714567429
prob gone but thx for answering.
Yea I know its unfair, but still i dont like it when she is trying not to be a slut.
also borderline cheated on me (always is on the border, new boyfriend has higher tolerance so she gets away with more shit)
but hey, maybe Im just unlucky. will maybe try again when im not sick anymore.
Also will try to try the friends first thing. although Im a pretty straight shooter. thx for the tip bro
>>714550007
Yeah pretty much
>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
not really no, I was average at best.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
true
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
nope
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no, I moved back to the same town to be around to help them now they're elderly.
>You watch way too much porn.
nope, not really.
>You want to move to east asia.
No. hell no.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Nope.
2 right. that's pretty poor, OP.
>>714571734
well MFW you get killed by ISIS
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Nope
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Alone yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope
>You watch way too much porn.
Subjective Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yep
>>714550007
>You are a white male.
Good job.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
28
>You are the first or the only child.
Only
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No, my peers are all highly intelligent.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Large flat.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Pfft, fuck no. I love social situations and am simply not great at them.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Once.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Not really a choice, just how it works.
>You watch way too much porn.
Define "too much". I watch as much as I want.
>You want to move to east asia.
Why would I move to a place where I don't understand the language or the culture?
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
She's alright. Maybe one day we'll move in together.
>>714550835
>>You are a white male.
>sadly
Don't let those race baiting tumblrites get you down. They are just insecure and jealous.
>>714571854
>mfw no face
>>714550007
>>714571923
>Don't let those race baiting tumblrites get you down. They are just insecure and jealous.
Don't discuss or link to places that stream Steven Universe without ... Don't bait or start flame wars. .... Well you just admitted that it can be, so you by definition cannot make ... The part where Steven decided it was a nice gesture to get period ... IIRC it was originally them as Stevonnie questioning what they ...
>>714571938
i rate that 9/11
>>714571984
卐 This is the windmill of friendship and tolerance 卐
>You are a white male.
Close.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes.
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yes.
>You watch way too much porn.
No.
>You want to move to east asia.
No.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Close.
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Not at all
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yep
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Nope, rly?
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yep
>>714550007
Got the first two right nothing else though
>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
29
>You are the first or the only child.
Yep
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yep.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
2 kids, wife apartment sadly
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Solitude or family is good
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
All my life. Good old meds.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nah, pretty good with them.
>You watch way too much porn.
Rarely, pussy on tap helps. Before yes.
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Got a wife so I guess so.
>>714571374
Are you an engineer Anon?
Yup all but asia
>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
That's correct, I'm not even quite functional sometimes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
I've always think of it as an option but never had serious thoughts of doing it. Maybe someday.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Not at all. They know I'm this way already.
>You watch way too much porn.
Well it's not like I'm proud of it.
>You want to move to east asia.
As tourism ofc
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Lol no, I've a great girlfriend and I love her but I dont want to spend the rest of my life with anybody.
>>714550157
I don't wanna live in Asia but would love to visit there. Spot on anon
