Let's play a game: posts ending in 00,33,66,99 choose which item I put in my ass and for how long.
Time range 1 second to next post/end of thread. Won't break things to insert or combine item. Next winner replaces previous.
Rolling for banana
>>714545266
the bottle
for 5 minutes
>>714545740
Reroll
>>714545848
rolls royce
>>714545740
Stuff from the picture only
>>714545848
put it in faggot
>>714545848
last roll
done
bye
>>714545266
Ball of soap
>>714545266
Too slow. Expanding to posts ending in 9 from now on...
>>714545266
the faucet
>>714546318
roll
>>714546318
faucet in the pooperty
>>714546318
tear your pooper faggot
>>714546318
do it
>>714546318
facet fuck that poopington
>>714546318
poop on the faucet
>>714546318
roll
>>714546455
Winrar!
That's gonna be interesting
>>714546489
winrar
>>714546489
WIN RARRR
>>714546318
this
>>714546599
double winrar
do it little birch OP
>>714546318
>>714546422
>>714546455
>>714546489
>>714546577
>>714546599
77, 99 and ending in 9
how many more winrar you need little bitch?
>>714546599
Hot damn! Now it has to be faucet or bust!
>>714545266
>>714546901
if you dont do the faucet, will roll for the mirror, so you'd better lube up the faucet
>>714545266
OP does not deliver
>>714547065
Hahaha rolling for anon
>>714545266
Rolling for coffee cup in ass, 15min
>>714546489
>>714546599
Winnar
The photo angle was a bitch...
>>714547302
OP is the new 4chan GOD
>>714547302
hail OP
>>714547302
Make a GIF of you brushing your insides for 10 seconds as fast as you can
>>714547299
And another winrar!
>>714547302
Holy shit OP delivered! OP is not a faggot! (kinda...)
>>714547302
Wtf of, we didn't actually meant it
>>714547302
Your reflection might be the funnies thing about this photo.
>>714547302
>>714547302
more pics, but from the front, please
>>714547465
fuck off and die
>>714547465
>we
faggot thinks that he belongs
go back to "leddit"
that black thing
the soap
>>714545266
Brush, handle outside, 10 minutes.
>>714547761
soap
>>714545266
The hair thing
>>714547837
roll
>>714547837
no, that goes to you
r moms pussy anon.Rolling for that
Can't believe this hasn't been said:
Turn the faucet on while it's in your butt.
>>714547789
Rollin
>>714547299
Next winnar!
>>714547901
Holy shit this
>>714548000
Trips command
>>714547626
Holy shit my sides have reached singularity!
Somebody please screen this thread for the annals of /b/
>>714547901
Rerolling
>>714548000
WINRAR! Good god.
>>714545266
Lol look at this 66
(soap)
>>714548090
and he won what exactly?
12 yr old detected
>>714548159
I was very close
Soap
>>714548185
Are you retarded?
>>714548090
OH-MY-GOD...
OP you could make 4chan history here..
>>714548185
Go up the quote line, faggot.
Fucking moron.
>>714547789
Winnar!
>>714545266
Put the entire faucet up your ass for 30 minutes
Rollin for water bottle
>>714548441
Not really, but good job OP.
You should put the bottle /eksdee/
>>714545266
that black thing
put the bottle!
>>714548712
reroll
>>714548000
I'll allow it. Sorry for the dirty pic. My colon is about to burst...
>>714548879
what a beast
>>714548869
winrar
>>714548879
Legendary bread is happening!
>>714548879
Haha what a legend
>>714545266
the soap dish
>>714549033
Winrar
soap dish
>>714545266
the entire washbasin
>>714548712
>>714549033
Winnar!
The Bottle
The soap
bottle
your phone and take a pic inside
>>714549268
this
>>714545848
reroll
>>714549369
rolling
>>714549369
roll again
>>714549369
This but a shot glass first then picture
>>714549369
henry rollins
brush end of the hairbrush for 3 hours
>>714549159
Winnar! Had to hold to prevent it from sliding in...
>>714549679
i wish i had your ability
Top fucking fag
& top fucking KEK
>>714549866
awww shit son
DO THE SOAP PLATE !!!!
I fucking love you op. Put 4 fingers up your ass next
>>714549679
>had to prevnt it from sliding in...
>>714549299
Winnar
Holly fuck OP! Your elastic anus is the stuff of legend! Include me in the screen of this bread!
>>714549369
Winnar! Phone is waterproof but I got to clean it now...
>>714550247
The anus of legends.
Hahaha
>>714549369
Jesus fucking christ how long did you share a cell with bubba??
also reroll
Got the phone in xD
>>714550458
kek
>>714550458
save it as your wallpaper
My dick :P
>>714550019
Winnar
>>714550822
i think you left something in there OP
Your fist
do a goatse
>>714551032
Roll
>>714550822
a knife
holy shit OP nice.
dat gapins ass fuck me
what the fuck
>tfw when GF dropped everything an is following thread with me
Keep em coming OP!
GF requests cup with water top side first, then squirt.
Good luck
>>714551409
this
>>714551409
Winnar. That wasn't easy... Give GF my regards!
bottle with open side facing in and cap off, then do a handstand
>>714551738
Well fucking done *unironic slow clap*
This thread proves that b is not yet dead.
She gives you a thumbs up!
This is great
Just a butt pic :)
>>714551409
Winnar! Not quite handstand but similar angle...
Shit b, I think we're out of items
A dick
>>714552595
we still have the plate underneath the cup+water bottle1!
>>714552424
Incredible...
Also
>IMG_9999.jpg
Quads checked
>>714552424
The sink
1 minute
cup in ass
>>714553099
this
just in case: a tv
>>714553099
Winnar - 2nd round
>>714553099
Check under:
>>714551738
>>714553373
Soap plate
Do the soap plate
the entire sink
the fist of someone closest to you in the vicinity
>>714545266
the sink
Water in ass, squirt pic
Cup plate half way and balance bottle on other half
Try to get a pic of you launching the soap out of your ass
Toilet brush please OP!
Water
>>714545266
water faucet into your pooper
turn on hot water at full blast
pls shove the blinds in your ass
Water in ass and squirt it out
Jesus Christ people read the fucking thread before you post.
Make your ass squirt water and get a pic
>>714546129
roll
The black thing
10 mins
>>714553696
Rerawl
The whole cord for the black thing and let it dangle out your ass
>Knock on door
>Honey are you nearly finished in the bathroom?
>1 more minute Mum I'm on 4chan
>OK honey, make sure you clean all the the hard to reach places too. You're not just polishing your rod.
>>714553629
Winner - my own fist, sadly at a bad angle
>>714554281
...and that's my queue. Thanks folks, it has been a pleasure. One bonus pic:
>>714554648
You're a legend OP! Thanks for a most entertaining display!
i hope someanon screencaps this thread
I would just like to point out to all the dumb faggots that at no point in this thread have we seen a timestamp and the IMG_ numbers are not in order.
>>714554977
Why don't you save all the pics and recreate the thread next week?
OP is a faggot!
>>714554648
Top kek
The comb
>>714554648
O__o'
