A candid taboo
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A candid taboo
how taboo?
There is no such thing as a bad color.
>>714507109
I don't know what I'm doing and I don't want people thinking otherwise. I want to remain completely honest and authentic all the time.
>>714507254
Getting thrown off buildings taboo.
>>714507393
that's pretty taboo
what is it that's taboo?
>>714507461
Oh, You know...
>>714507458
And then we shall discuss spider related things and also Robert Marigold.
>>714507596
Robert Marigold died in a tragic plane accident.
>>714507503
Ill try to remember.
>>714507261
we all have our own ways of expressing ourselves.
>>714507568
oh, yeah, the you know...
>>714507703
please do
plus, try and remember those sunglasses
>>714507703
I express myself by being the human equivalent of an apparently rabid dog.
>>714507680
He's right here, Kai. He's been here the whole time.
>>714507723
Dont worry, im sure you're safe.
>>714507949
I hope so, I'm not very good at hiding that sort of thing. you should be safe as well
>>714507908
Oh.
Oh!
THAT Robert Marigold.
I thought we were talking about Wanda for a second, and she's not even dead either.
I've gone and smoked too much, or too little.
>>714508044
Yeah dont worry about me, babycakes.
>>714508152
you can't just call me babycakes. that's how they catch you!
I should go to sleep.
>>714508114
Or just enough. Wanda Kilian is in a box with a vial of poison that will either break and kill her or not break and she will still be alive.
>>714508335
are you tired?
>>714508336
She may die if she struggles.
>>714507786
ill do my best to remember the sunglasses. they are important. very important.
>>714507908
alright then
>>714508287
Gee, I should'a known.
>>714508507
I should get a pair too.
I lost my favorite pair in the move.
>>714508492
But she may not die. We cannot know so we must assume she is both.
>>714508507
That is what humans are, just rabid dogs with big teeth.
moo
I love that there's furry stuff on this site.
>>714508647
It's probably best that way.
>>714508552
damn, another one lost to that thing...
>>714508686
Cows are literally the most stupid animal.
>>714508461
I have work tomorrow, and I feel bleh.
>>714508805
Hey Luc.
>>714508896
Yeah, but they sure are useful.
>>714508986
nice
>>714508971
go get some good sleep then
>>714508763
It most certainly couldn't be worse that way.
>>714508978
To murder and consume, possibly.
>>714509078
No, it couldn't.
Thanks, Wanda.
>>714508616
i had a pair as well, but they were stolen.
>>714508647
oi, lucario is qt. if lucario was real then my life would never need to end
>>714509078
Everybody's good for something.
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>>714508835
Shame
>>714509169
now that's just fucked up
I don't think I've ever had something stolen from me, and that would just be outright awful
I'm sorry that happened to you
>>714508971
Hello
>>714509148
For all your service.
>>714509174
I'm good for nothing.
>>714509169
Lucario is an imaginary character from a handheld video game designed for children that degenerate adults have sexualized.
Homos
>>714509448
Amen.
>>714509482
no u
>>714509589
You homo as u answered my call.
>>714509704
It's like the batsignal for me
Who fuses the music with no illusions
Producin' the blue prints, clueless?
Automator, defies the laws of nature
Electronic monolith throw a jam upon the disc
The futuristic loopin' with the quickness
Hyper producin' hydrogen fusin'
Liquids keep your distance
>>714509551
And thank you, Robert for setting up this unethical experiment for Wanda to potentially martyr herself.
>>714509849
I thought we all went digital??
Isn't that what Grindr's for?
>>714509343
I've had worse stolen from me, like a TV and punching bag very recently (last month to be exact). they were a 5 dollar pair of sunglasses. easily replaceable. but thanks, nobody should have anything stolen from them.
>>714509448
yep. i am one of those adults. but lucario is fucking adorable, wouldnt you want one not just for fucking but for cuddling, cause holy shit he's just so goddamn adorable. i wanna pet his fur so much. only reason I actually got a wiiu and pokken tournament, and any pokemon games past gen 4.
>>714510033
good point
I've never actually used it
>>714510127
I would do no such thing. I don't cuddle that often even though I have been told I am perfect for it. The body heat freaks me out.
>>714507254
cum spurting from your belly button
chirp
>>714510252
Well it does light up and make noises when someone needs some homo help
>Wen ur penis lights up and makes noises.
>>714510386
if thats what suits you best.
Huuungry.
>>714510681
grindr does? sounds like my new batsignal then
>>714510889
get food then
Lookin' up the sky is red
Cities burning overhead
You can make the best of it
In this post-apocalypse
>>714510812
It's not about what suits me or not. It's a matter of sheer and total horror that I feel from the heat of another person.
>>714510924
In a dota game
>>714511017
then go and get fed
>>714510889
exercise then, it will suppress your appetite.
Tiger!!! We're kidnapping you the Royal and Luxury style way!
xtube.com/video-watch/cum-without-hands-29596061
>>714511385
How does that work??
>>714511385
What now?
>>714511017
Suicide time, then.
>>714511006
i guess its a matter of perspective then.
>>714511509
Bananaders said a wooden box with holes shipped. I say liquided up and pleased all the way to our Hide Out in Canada.
>>714511529
Soon
>>714511743
i like the 2nd option. but what sort of liquids are you talking about?
i wanna kiss a racoom
>>714511737
Is it perspective or is it that there is something wrong with me? People shouldn't feel horrified by the feel of heat from another person, nor should they hate it to the point where they're constantly uncomfortable all the time because they can feel their own body heat.
>>714511743
Okay then.
tfw no one will smooch your dogdick
>>714511823
I make some great health spiked drinks. I did work with Bar Tenders. So I learned some tricks. Never remembered the mixes :p but my own are good.
Unless you don't like a little booze.
You can choose ship or plane. We'll "take care of you during the trip".
I guess ramen is okay.
>>714511967
yeh, perspective. if you think anything is horrifying, youd try to keep away from it, unless you enjoy that kind of thing.
Changing a perspective isnt always easy. I perceive the world as an annoying place.
>>714512698
No, its not.
>>714511967
whats wrong with you? ur the fuckin kid who thought he was too smart to study through school and ended up doing fuckall as a result. Now you pretend to act like an intellectual in a furry porn thread because these degenerates are the only group that'd be even slightly impressed with your edgy retard charade.
Post some more song lyrics, we're all super interested in your shitty taste in music as well
>>714512686
Booze is fine with me HB. you don't have to force me to drink it.
Will the crate fit us both?
>>714512698
>Touched by his noodly appendages.
>>714512068
Katten, Snarf (Kidnap), Jeff (Kidnap), Bananaders, ButTiger (Kidnap ).
And MOAR SOON
>>714512813
You're wasting your time. He'll just make up a story and type two paragraphs about why your wrong because of that story and belittle you.
>>714512805
you're right.
>>714512839
Who did what?
>>714512933
Only semen for Yukis.
>>714512805
thats a good one you posted right there
>Imminent fleshing out full force salty asspain.
>>714512745
The world is not an annoying place, it's a hellzone of trash and decay. It's not a perspective by any means, I don't see it as horrifying, it happens regardless of if I want it to or not.
>>714512813
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. Tell me, what does your soul look like?
As for taste in music, I assume you listen to vaporwave or whatever meemay garbage is being pushed by your degenerate group of zoophiles in denial.
>>714513216
Stop trying to fucking fatties.
>>714512933
Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.
>>714512869
Why am i being kidnapped again?
>>714512835
No cratte
If ever cratte both B and K would assist me with escorting you. A big cratte with lots of pillows. Like Indian pillows. Travel in style.
>>714513399
Harem
>>714513266
You can do better than that, you fucking idiot.
>>714513247
Didn't get enough firewater today, Squanto?
>>714513089
I like meat not only drink.
>>714513364
Wow, just wow.
I can't even think of something to say after R'Amen
>>714513510
I sure can, but can you?
>>714513361
fat is important
>>714513361
i don't try to fuck anything
>>714513624
That's pretty lewd for Yuki.
>>714513689
>>714513719
Fatty fat big fat fat fat.
>>714513791
i like the way you think
>>714513791
Protein.
>>714513548
>>714513653
Called it
>>714508054
ｔｈｉｃｃ ｈｉｐｓ
>>714513624
How new rU
Sleep time. Goodnight, faggots.
>>714513908
You thirst for the protein.
>>714513447
seems lik ei'm going to be the one stuck in the middle.
Me likey
>>714514185
Night homo
>>714513909
You most assuredly didn't.
>full force salty asspain
I'm by no means upset by anything you say.
>>714514233
Basically us bottems are rounding up a harem and trying to get some tops to joy us. :p Bananaders and Jeffs Idea.
>>714513266
sure sounded like a perspective. maybe i just misread something you said in the past.
I'm too green
>>714514527
A perspective is a point of view, how you think about something. I can say I love dairy, and still be lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance is not a perspective.
>>714514359
I was going to say something about you doing a doubletake and completely denying it. You're too shortsighted to ever be anything but an annoying, pretentious hipster.
Look at this guy, coming to /b/ porn threads in the hopes in being relevant to someone and gets pissed every time when he isnt.
>>714514890
And a liar too. Don't forget.
>>714514474
oh man am i going to be power bottomed to exhaustion?
Why is that head guy trying so hard to seem intellectual and deep? It's actually kind of annoying. You because you make weird art nobody really gets doesn't mean youre actually smart. Pls talk like a normal person and don't try to seem like a smartass
>"Im too smart for people it has made me depressed. No one can possibly comprehend me much like my favorite painters and philosophers I like to parrot."
>>714514890
And you're too stupid to be anything other than the stereotypical drunk Indian. It's fun to be in boxes, isn't it?
>>714514969
And look at this guy, coming into a porn thread to complain about how he's never had sex and how he deserves it, then gets pissed every time someone brings up his shortcomings.
>>714515206
There is a difference between parroting and understanding, Nibi. Your people will never understand.
>>714514974
I'm by no means a liar. I haven't lied about a single thing I've told anyone here.
>>714515078
This is how I talk all the time.
(You)
(You)
(You)
I dont even have to read anything to see the salt already.
>Liar says he doesn't lie
>Expects others to believe it's the truth
>>714514986
What every you want Tigz~
Oh, and for the record, plenty of people get what I am doing, just no one around here. They lack the understanding of art history and theory to be able to even approach it with anything resembling understanding.
>>714515401
There is no salt in what I say.
>>714515432
Can you prove a singe thing I said was a lie?
The same way you can't prove it's the truth.
I've said this before. You just take one or two true things about you and add your own spin on it.
Tell me again about the homeless man you gave everything to. That's my favorite one.
>>714515594
Why respond, Mr. Deep as the paper he paints upon?
Feels like ripe content of /r/iamverysmart every time he wants to say something.
The painter Brice Marden once commented on how most people don't like abstraction because it's complicated, it forces them to think. I like to think, and I like to produce objects that make people think. But the trade off is that many many people can't think about it. They lack the tools. It's not that they're too dumb, it's that they didn't spend the time before, and they don't have the time to spend now.
>>714515728
I give homeless men and women money, I can prove the extent of my head injuries through my medical records, I can prove that my brother is a scum bag.
>>714515786
The same reason you do, my dear sweet angry virgin. Boredom.
>>714515966
And it feels like I'm watching Elliot Rogers's youtube channel every time you want to say something.
>>714515985
pls consider suicide a bit more thanks :D
>>714515985
There are many other outlets where you can maximize your pretentious intellectual ideals with other fuckheads.
Why not do that.
Unless you actually enjoy the porn.
Abstract art is what people who aren't skilled enough to create real art make.
>>714516136
I consider it every time I have to make a choice since it is always an option.
>>714516186
I don't look at the images, there are some people I come here to talk to, others I talk to by happenstance, and then the people like you I talk to because it upsets you. I get multiple things from this place.
>>714516325
That is honestly the stupidest cliche there is.
>Splatter shitty expensive paint bought in a hipster thrift shop on a white sheet.
>"Such skill!"
>"No one can possibly understand his intellect!"
>No u
Like, not even as an insult, that is the dumbest and most common thing people say.
>>714516467
I guess you couldn't think of a refutation.
>Irony
Oh, and the paint is not at all shitty. It's very nice, though the shop, while not being a thrift shop, is shitty. They're just the only one with anything worth buying in town.
What's ironic, Nibi, is that you're trying to upset me because I upset you. Are you jealous that someone like me has actually had sex?
Huh, I guess that's a yes.
This is a petty attempt to try and get a ruse. I guess we nailed it.
Busy
Would you accept anything but "Yes"?
Also jealousy is worry something will be taken away. Envy is a better word.
But you knew that.
>we nailed it
>we
You're joking, right?
I honestly did not see that coming. Gonna screen cap that there.
One should not be jealous of things that arnt.
Which is why I dont bring things up anymore, which I cannot say the same for some.
Jealousy is envy. You're envious of me. That's mildly flattering, and also slightly upsetting.
Don't worry, Nibi, I won't lord this over you.
abstract art really is garbage though
I could take some paper clips and solder it to a microwave, then fill said microwave with milk or some shit and dumb hipsters would be like "w0w UR SO DDEEP AAAA"
That's called conceptual art, numb nuts.
