NEWFAG THREAD
all newfags welcome
here you can ask anything you want about the 4chan
ooh wow nice thread I am new fag
>>714490100
NICE
here are lot of trolls
what's with all the loli shit, but no proper jb?
>>714490769
what is jb?
>>714490769
this this soo much this
>>714490940
jb is short for johnny bravo
>>714489903
where do i sign up
>>714491129
jailbait
Why does this fruit increase penis size, I've asked experts but even they're perplexed.
>>714489903
how do i find the memes?
i was told there would be memes
>>714491709
Because it feels like a vagina
Newfag here. How do I shot web?
>>714492136
VERY CAREFULLY
original ancient of elder fags chiming in here to answer questions
Why cant i triforce? Look:
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See?
>>714490769
>>714491129
Jailbait isn't allowed due to shifty legal grounds
>>714491907
I was told the same thing!
where are the memes at??
>>714489903
what do the two numbers mean under each thread in the catalog?
>>714492136
lol I don't know
>>714493141
>>714491907
this see this
>>714492136
>>714492136
with great caution
>>714493141
>>714491907
I was told there would be bananas and green frogs
>>714493147
amount of replies and amount of image replies
>>714491955
Pfft...I used a sock filled with ground beef.
Why do people say 'too soon' whenever a pic of a hot girl appears?
>>714493147
Posts and posts with images. If either number is italicised the thread has reached the bump limit (I think 150 for images and 300 for posts) and cannot be bumped.
>>714493413
it's a single pic and it's because she is actually dead
>>714493413
this
>>714493413
It's a certain one, the girl in the photo is actually dead
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>>714493536
who gives a shit
anyone got a pic of her?
>>714493455
kekked. who are we talking about here?
>>714493607
Most living people prefer to have sexual relations with other living people.
Newfag wondering how often the really fucked up shit people write about happens here?
>>714493755
Rarely
>>714493754
jokes on you; I don't
>>714493746
What?
>>714493840
That's because you're a sexual deviant and you shouldn't expect other people to share your fetish.
>>714490940
>what as a jb
confirmed for unemployed cletus
how do I find fresh hot corpses to fuck?
serious question btw
>>714494115
THIS
>>714494115
T-H-I-S
>>714492880
make sure numlock is on then type in
for alt + number codes, hold down alt, type in the number on numbpad and let go.
[alt + 0129] , [space], [alt + 0129],[space], [alt + 30], [enter]
[alt + 30] , [alt + 0129],[space], [alt + 30]
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>>714494115
I need this info
Which board has >greentext stories?
>>714494115
I too need this info
>>714493455
and then it 404's?
>>714489903
what are rules 1&2
>>714494115
someone pls answear ths
>>714493536
who is it?
>>714493607
faggots give a shit
also to clarify she was dead when the photo was taken
>>714494115
could use this info as well
asking for a friend
>>714494380
got the photo?
>>714489903
CP means cute pics
Newfags
>>714493545
>>714493413
because lurk more you fuck tards. /b/ does not get explanation, only can be learned first hand
>>714494276
Every and any board can and will have green texts, it's not available to do it on mobile devices.
>>714494494
this is a newfag *friendly* thread
how do I join anonymouse ?
>>714494494
You came after 3 explanations were given, so congrats you newfag
how do I an hero?
Why do we all have to be fags?
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>>714494317
if you're talking about 4chans rules they are here
https://www.4chan.org/rules
if you're talking about the rules of the internet they are :
Rule 1: You do not talk about /b/
Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about /b/
>>714489903
is the term "newfag" every used nonironically by "oldfags"
And if it's not ironic, when do you stop being a newfag?
>>714494759
OMG!!!!
>>714494776
>is the term "newfag" every used nonironically by "oldfags"
no
>>714489903
What can I use to play my saved webm's on my computer? For whatever reason I can't view them...
>>714494759
teach me ur ways
>>714494726
kill yourself
>>714494494
>/b/ does not get explanation, only can be learned first hand
this is what started all the cancer. it's better to spoon feed it to them. otherwise you get people that just bump shitty threads and ruin the site
Why the fuck do people say kek?
I know what it means and where it came from. But why the fuck is it a thing? Is it because replying to things with "lol" makes them sound like a teen girl?
Oldfag here who just don't understand.
>>714494776
it isn't used by old fags at all
>>714495039
>Oldfag here
lol
>>714495039
i think it was because of
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after the infinitely bumping kek thread
>>714495039
zez
>>714495039
hahahahahahaha
>>714494292
Make them, you faggot.
>>714494776
oldfags usually don't even use that term.
make me a bread
>>714495252
this tbh
>>714495036
well... thats how you do it
>>714489903
What exactly does kek mean?
>>714495252
absolutely this
>>714495036
an hero means to kill oneself
>>714495319
kek = lol
>>714494276
/b/ /k/ /x/
>>714495319
Kaughing Eut Koud
>>714489903
why do people say bread? just cuz it rhymes with thread?
how do I fart repeatedly without stopping
why does my ass crack
who ate my butt rack
how do I use the filters to hide all the gay shit
>>714495493
>why do people say bread? just cuz it rhymes with thread?
toasting rhymes with posting
bread rhymes with thread
so you get
>toasting in an epic bread
>>714495493
Yup.
I came here to warn u about aliens from the future
there shall be a massive buttfucking the likes of which we have never seen
how many mods are there? and why do they care about what is posted, do they get paid?
>>714495319
Kek is our divine overlord
Deity of entropy, with an interesting sense of order
Meme magic is the manifestation of Kek himself
>>714495781
Never enough to do shit, and yes, with buttsex.
>>714495606
>hiding gay shit
you wouldn't need to hide it if you were secure and honest to yourself about not being gay which you are not because deep down inside you are still gay
>>714495039
Top zozzle
>>714494768
oldfag here, just wanted to see if people still care about internet rules. I remember trying to figure out what they all were at one point.
Why y'all faggots still think the earth is a fucking sphere?
>>714495942
I KON RIT?>!?
how do I make my PENIS bigeer
what is shota? whats the point of greentext? whats the point of greentext stories? is loli illegal? how do i reverse image search?
>>714495606
filters are in catalog
then add the word that you want to remove
;click hide in the checkbox
>>714494776
you stop being a newfag when you become fed up with all these goddamn newfags who don't know anything.
>>714495860
yeah everyone is a little gay. just like you are a little retarded
>>714494776
you stop being a newfag when the worst this board has to offer stops being as grotesque to you as it use to be.
>>714494935
use chrome you simple bitch
>>714495319
It's how the Hoard in World of Warcraft says, "lol"
knowyourmeme.com/memes/kek
>>714495792
Finally! I was sure it referred to the divine Overlord! I have been seriously lacking entropy, You have earned my everlasting respect. Are you a trap?
>>714496120
Greentext is just a particular kind of first person story. It used to have a more rigid format (Be me, blah blah blah). Now it's just first person.
No, loli isn't illegal.
Right click in chrome, it's there.
>>714496162
you are the most reatarded rertard I have ever seen in my life
>>714496217
No, I am but a humble faggot, browsing /b/ for all of the newest happenings and cutest traps
>>714496210
>Hoard
>>714494985
bruh, this is the rubble and aftermath. the site is ruined. even mootles jumped ship
>>714489903
Anyone here miss nubile young teens on chan?
HOW DO I DO THE MONKEY DANCE???
>>714496409
whats that
>>714496120
shota is male loli
greentext is either used to quote someone or to order stories while avoiding punctuation.
loli is not illegal in the united states
use the blue arrow right after the post number
Why do people here pretend to be more racist and morally primative just to fit in? Is it culture or just general rule of thumb?
>>714496467
it's okay, I'm here for u
Who is this "4chan"?
>>714496467
stfu nigger
>>714489903
i never thought id live to see such a thing. good bye forever
>>714489903
Oh, and what happened to 1, 2 and 3chan? lose a power struggle?
>>714496467
Nigger bitch
>>714491907
>>714493141
you guys missed the halfway decent /b/ with pranks and memes and shit. like a decade too late
>>714496631
/b/ was never good
>>714496509
>morally primitive
>>714496529
I am
>>714496553
no u
>>714496570
you won't be missed
>>714496601
no u
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>>714496773
HOW
>>714496631
yep. viva le postcard stand. also this thread is an abomination to the true nature of /b/
>>714496782
HOW?
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>>714494227
Like this?
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>>714496590
first channel was shut down
2chan is in Japanese
3chan has no people in it and was made after 4chan
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I DID IT SENPAITACHI
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>>714496509
being anonymous lets you say whatever you want so people are more inclined to say racist things for fun than otherwise
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>>714496120
>shota is the same thing as loli but with young males instead of females.
>greentext is for whatever you want. I'm using greentext to answer you because I want to.
>greentext stories are just entertaining. the format is more appealing then long drawn out paragraphs of text.
>loli isn't illegal and that's why it is allowed on here in place on jb. totally legitimate way for the pedos to share pics of "little girls" to jack off to.
>click on the arrow to the right of the post number.hover over image search and then click on google.
>>714497502
i suck cocks
>>714497540
me too
>>714497540
thats fine, as long as it isn't dick. You've really got to stop sucking that dick
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>>714496918
what was the first channel shut down for?
>>714497975
i think it was that the guy couldn't afford the bandwidth cost.
not too sure though because it was also in wapaneese
>>714498174
the guy = the owner
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how do i get a gold account
>>714498726
you can't it's a meme
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>>714498771
i know i was joking lmao
>>714498726
gold accounts don't exist. people just try to troll newfags into thinking there are gold accounts
>>714498851
well try being original
>>714495319
Kek is the mana system for meme magic.
The more keks = stronger meme magic.
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