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>>714477288
Yar is mad? Le Problem? Kek
>>714477288
Now I'm jealous :(
>>714477288
I say, that Screeching Weasel sticker really gets my dander up.
>>714477288
I refuse to believe people like this exist.
I like to think those stickers are "ironic"
>>714478856
Fuck did guy
>>714479970
this is one of the few rage comics ive seen that accurately draws what black people look like. I'm impressed.
>>714477288
Rage or Cringe?
op is a fag
>>714478891
WTF!
>>714477288
60586
sup
>>714477288
60586 hey buddy i drive past you every day
>>714478856
you've got to be kidding
>>714478891
im not a gun person, but that looks like a 2 year old used fingerpaint
and before you get your boners in a knot, the passenger took the picture
>>714481461
Both
>>714481955
> problem?
Yeah, the suspension on that car won't last more than 3 trips to McDonalds.
>>714477288
this guy added a"bill clinton is a rapist" sign to his rear windshield.
>>714481955
this makes you rage? you need to get a life who fuckin cares
>>714481955
>>714482379
>obese people don't disgust him
how was that third soda, anon?
is this a cringe thread?
>>714478856
>>714482575
by a writer named Stein go figure.
>>714481926
I will literally watch a YouTube video while driving, while drunk / research passing thoughts/text and Google map all the time - mostly while sober (complicated tasks), but seeing other people do it makes me rage. Only do it if you know what you're doing
>>714481926
I fucking hate it when people use their phone when they drive
>>714483330
That's what EVERYBODY thinks and says though. You think that person doing it doesn't think they're in control, doesn't think that they're the sole exception to the rule?
You're not special, you're not better. Driving isn't that fucking boring to need to do something else.
>>714482017
> could care less
got me
>>714477288
Why should this make me rage? It's his shitty car he can do as he pelases with it. If something it jsut makes me cringe.
>>714478856
Meh that didn't even look like the Mystery machine to begin with. What blows my mind the most is why someone would pay the elevated price a potentially collectible vehicle like this probably had just to do this.
>>714484843
what does the mystery machine look like, then?
>>714484978
A lot more like this one.
>>714478891
>>714478856
Fuck this world
>>714483330
Well well well aren't you one hypocrite son of a bitch?
>>714486854
>>714486897
>let dudes be girls
>now they completely dominate
There was this tennis match, some of the highest profile, best ever girl players said "we can beat any man ranked around 200"
so this guy ranked a little lower, 203? i think it was, took them up on their challenge
he started his day with a round of golf and a couple of beers, then he played them in the afternoon after some cigarettes. he beat them 6-1, and 6-2.
>>714487714
There is no harm in letting homsexual couples adopt they said.
God damn weebs
>>714478856
>>714487935
>implying a girl could do any programming at all ever
>>714481926
Don't Americans drive on these at 80 MPH??
This should be punishable with jail time.
>>714488197
I think you're American because you know MPH
>>714487207
Source?
>>714488578
https://www.theguardian.com/observer/osm/story/0,,543962,00.html
from 1998
>Waahhh waahhhh he's an older newfag than me.
>>714487796
Meh, it's not like only gays are batshit, there's a fuckton of straight crazies running around.
>>714481955
I like the take out on the roof of fat assessment van
>>714479656
>>714481752
>>714483138
>>714485527
>>714488052
wouaaa wouaaa wu wu wouaaaaaaaaaa ... th- they painted over my cartoons~~ :(((
>>714488312
Any educated individual should be able to measure in both, Imperial and Metric.
>>714489258
That has nothing to do with the fact that these two obviously influenced the kid to hate men to the point where this happened.
Migt as well start by not letting kids be raised by those that have already marked themselves as mentally ill.
>>714489552
Yet no one from outside the states will ever mention a speed in imperial having the chance to do so in metric.
Besides the only imperial most people will ever need to know is that 1 inch is roughly 2.5cm and 1 foot is roughly 30cm.
>>714490037
Pretty much yeah, yards and miles are quite stupid tbh
>>714483330
Until you finally fuck up and decimate a soccer mom van flattening a couple small children. Its always the assholes that get out unharmed.
>>714477288
That's just asking for your car to be vandalized.
>>714491094
it...it was vandalized
>>714482575
>>714483265
>>714487935
What idiot makes Python lighter than C++
>>714478831
How to get shot if you live in the south.
>>714477288
tahts an awesome anonymuose meme mask bro
>>714493015
I played the pink ranger during recess because all the boy colors were picked. It wasn't a social statement, I was taking one for the team.
>>714481985
ouch, my soul
>>714493015
I can't see it my firefocts won't open it :(
>>714478856
Not the same Van. Note the swirls above the read wheel well.
Jimmys UnRustled.
>>714493801
Father trying to show how "pro-equality" he is by letting his son dress up as Elsa from Frozen.
>>714485388
What make and model is that?
>>714493801
>firefocts
>>714481880
Why use 2 axes
>>714493838
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MEME
>>714494331
she specced dual wielding and gets a penalty for 2h
>>714493838
nice feet
>>714494670
2/10 would not fuck
>>714494052
Stfu faggot
>>714487796
No, just lesbians.
>>714481879
What are you talking about that's professional bluing you're looking at.
>>714481955
This is the worst thing ever done to a PT Cruiser
>>714494874
This
>>714478831
I know Jerry Haggerty's son Bill. He would never have sold this truck had he known these spergs would've stickered the gate with such bullshit.
>>714487796
/b/ could always use another trap
Total rage
>>714477288
Wish I still had the pic but one day down in southern Orange County I pulled into a parking lot to grab some lunch and I parked next to this faggot ass prius that, I shit you not, had a 3x3 ft decal on the fucking hood of a troll face.
I wanted to smash my head against that shit until the car and myself were both wrecked. Fucking cancer.
>>714497317
I guess people nowadays don't understand punk rock.
>>714497515
I seriously hope that her weight is due to a health condition, because having a degree in nutrition and having that weight is so hypocritical, it's not even funny.
>>714494213
fucking regressives overreacting as usual
>>714498446
we need to sterilize feminists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHYzYn3WZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNXvduPr4Mw
>>714498971
gave me a super legitimate boner
>>714481985
>>714486854
seems like an easy way to gain a title
>>714500220
That's what some people thought way back when. Turn of the century, two brothers decided they could wreck female sports, so they pretended to be female. This was well before piss tests.
>>714500426
.... I feel it needs a comma after "before".
>>714500426
>>714500906
I'm surprised she doesn't lose more weight hauling that sow around
>>714500775
Delete this shit.
NOW
>>714481985
>>714500242
>>714500423
>filename
Sides are gone.
>>714500329
Interesting
>>714489258
There are many crazy straight people yet there is no correlation between heterosexuality and mental illness. Homosexuality, on the other hand, is in and of itself a form of mental illness.
>>714478831
>"Son. I'm passing my old pickup truck down to you. Keep it safe."
"Thanks dad..."
>Becomes a furry
>"Hey son! Hows the old pickup doin-"
>"Son what the fuck did you do to my truck."
"Oh. I'm a furry now!"
>The father burns his son's fursuit while his son watches, strapped in a chair, crying.
>The father then proceeds to shoot his son with a 12 gauge to hide the fact his son was a furry
>>714477288
A /b/tard took a pic of his mobile and posted it knowing it would get the ree flowing.
>>714500426
>>714502381
>>714494213
trap to get some black cocks, obviously.
>>714493015
As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history. We are, as Hegel recognized, the concept of world history. No one will honor us for losing gracefully. No one mourns the great crimes committed against us. For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun lies the potential for greatness.
That is the great struggle we are called to. We were not meant to live in shame and weakness and disgrace. We were not meant to beg for moral validation from some of the most despicable creatures to pollute the soil of this planet. We were meant to overcome--overcome all of it. Because that’s natural for us.
Because for us, as Europeans, it’s only normal again, when we are great again.
Hail Trump. Hail our people. Hail victory
>>714502709
This is the person who makes those comics
>>714482819
Nope, rage apparently.
But what you've got there is awesome.
>>714497317
>>714497868
>>714494213
put some nigger in your nigger so you can nigger while you nigger
>>714503124
Get outta here. Forreal?
>>714494213
They didn't even go full force and do "G" on their shirts
pussies
>>714503627
They didn't have "G" shirts, dumbass.
>>714501937
it appears there's room for an organ between her hips
>>714500775
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
U
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F
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GuOjXYl5ew
>>714477288
>>714504006
like this for example
>>714503609
And he earns this much money with the comic while teaching elementary school students.
>>714481985
>>714500775
these fucking losers ruin everything they
touch
>>714504326
Lol, because who needs DARE and Sex ED when you can get high on life, or never know what your own gender is?
>>714504325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GKdH2GwaO4
>>714493452
This is where I lost
Fatties who promote obesity should be hanged
>>714504782
I wouldn't waste the rope.
>>714481335
What is there to rage about?
Dude just has a starter business going.
>>714504734
Splitting voters up by geography -especially for the purpose of electing a president- is retarded.
>>714478856
Not the same van.
>>714496528
thats fucking creepy he should be shot
>>714505284
please posit your theory of why you beleive this to be true sperglord
>>714496528
And this is why we need another holocaust.
>>714505284
Good luck moving every single person, every single farm, and every single business of every single county into the already crowded shitholes. Seriously, I wish you the best of luck.
>>714486854
>>714486897
>man pretends to be a woman
>picks cringetastic porn name
>>714505644
88
>>714478856
That two van's on right aren't the same as the one in the bigger picture. Look at the details, like fenders for example.
>>714504734
I spy a nigger belt.
>>714497317
>Kaige
>>714505284
And the best of luck to you in figuring out who is going to take care of all that remaining land.
Oh yeah! Do you like having marijuana legalized in some states? Or would you rather have it legal everywhere? I wouldn't mind to be honest.
Well you have local and state government to thank for that not happening, for half of it. See, if those other places were any more accepting of whatever Democratic cause you could share, then you would know how to convince and persuade the people (who make up your ridiculous popular vote theory) in greater numbers, then those greater numbers would elect representatives that actually listen to you. But you're obviously doing something wrong. So you blame others.
>>714478856
Some people have disgusting taste
>>714503908
underrated post
>>714477288
The screeching weasel stickers was a redemption imo
>>714498681
>>714505920>>714505619
It's videos like this that bring out my inner Klansmen
>>714493452
>6 minute mile
The fastest I've done is 8.5 minute mile. This woman made me feel inadequate.
>>714506496
>>714505284
You don't like popular vote?
>>714506633
>>714482218
Kek
>>714506534
>>714482819
Is that Danny devito on the right
>>714479970
Ah, back when rage comics were still good, before they got turned into fucking 1837472727 panel novels.
>>714506278
>>714505284
Thus I'm arguing with a child.
>>714500426
Man what is this planet becoming?
Please god extinction now. Please god...
>>714503057
This is awesome. Thank you for posting this.
>>714487714
Good maybe he will commit suicide so the dumbass moms can suffer because they fucked up their little boy.
>>714477288
I'm surprised no one has posted about the people who won the simpsons house replica and turned it into a normal house and sold it.
>>714495745
i don't think that's a PT Cruiser.
of course it would be easier to tell if it wasn't being partially blocked by an aircraft carrier.
>>714499798
>>714482359
Where was this taken? COD?
>>714507074
The absence of government wouldn't help the BLT 'movement'. NOT A SINGLE BIT.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurance_fraud#Types_of_insurance_fraud
>>714481335
Wow, I literally live like 5 mins from that freeway exit. Sandy eggo
>>714501033
you notice the back wheels are bowing out?
>>714502779
hey look! a flag is wiping a piece of shit!
Anyone have the gif/webm of hamplanet saying she swims 5km a day?? So much rage
>>714500775
thanks thats me on the left, i was hoping to forget this past
>>714503124
i know this is /b/, but i have to say, absolutely spot on with the filename.
>>714506498
The rich and the stupid choose it, not us.
All we can do is die and wait for death.
>>714477288
I'm more pissed they blurred out the license plate on the toyota, but not the red bmw in the back. lazy
>>714500953
Hey fuck your idea of masculinity.
Everything is changing bitches :3
>>714507756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
>>714506844
>checked
The only thing that angers me about this is that I don't know where to buy one of those flags
>>714507854
Oops, meant for this dood
>>714507728
>>714494895
kek
>>714489425
/Thread
>>714508040
>>714508172
>>714498971
thats not cute.
>>714507824
Whoever had the roughest childhood and worse parents doesn't win the popularity and masculinity competition when everyone gets a trophy.
>>714482379
back to tumblr, butter planet
>>714482447
lmao
Lady looking at coupons while driving.
>>714481985
i would seriously fuck someone up if i saw them doing something like that to that poor defenseless weapon
>>714494670
things that didn't happen Alex
>>714478856
LOL ...stupid rage fags, that's not the same van.
The "real" one on the left does not have embossed side panels.
>>714508410
What am I even looking at? What am I even reading?
>>714507469
Why do bacon lettuce tomato sandwiches need a movement? I agree they're tasty, but I'm not going to write home about them.
>>714509028
dude tattooed his dick
>>714477288
Illinois fag here. I see that fucking car all the time.
>>714509028
Guy stupidly tattoo'd his GFs name on his dick.
They break up.
Now he's desperately trying to get rid of the tattoo.
>>714509043
>>714509109
And posting it on FB for all his peers to see? Why not just walk around in public buck nakey?
And when did this become YLYL?
>>714489258
>catatonic schizophrenics shouldn't raise children
>Meh, it's not like only scizos are batshit, there's a fuckton of other crazies running around.
your logic is shit faggot
>>714494670
>>714494213
The photo itself is not triggering me.
>>714494213
so? what's so rage inducing about that? the media overreaction?
>>714506734
what a shitty flag
>>714500423
This is no different than kids doing drugs after watching their druggy parents get high.
>>714506550
6minute Mile. Believe me I run 5 times a week and I range between 8.5 -10 minutes. Bitch is lying don't feel down
>>714509555
I fucking love this.
>>714509043
I'm pretty fucking mad.
>>714497940
> weight is due to a health condition
honestly this post is more rage than anything else in this thread.
YOU
CANNOT
BE
FAT
BECAUSE
OF
A
"""HEALTH CONDITION"""
YOU FUCKING WHALE PIECE OF SHIT
ENERGY IN ENERGY OUT
MATTER CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED
THESE ARE SIMPLE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
YOU'RE FAT BECAUSE YOU SHOVEL INHUMANELY LARGE AMMOUNTS OF FOOD INTO YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING CAKEHOLE, AND THEN YOU DON'T MOVE EVER.
PERIOD. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. EITHER YOU DO THAT OR YOU ARE THIN
>>714478856
made me laugh. it looks a lot better completely black
>>714509853
You are one fucking idiot. There ARE health conditions that cause people to be underweight/overweight. They're just rare as fuck.
>>714510038
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_disorder
>>714478891
God, and to think that a real man once used that Mauser to kill faggots like the one that defaced a historical relic. Fuck me....
>>714509555
he's a fuckin shame for the human being
>>714481985
this is too damn good.
kek
>>714507824
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DAY OF ROPE FAGGOT :^)
>>714510119
http://www.webmd.com/women/tc/polycystic-ovary-syndrome-pcos-topic-overview#1
>>714488082
the girls are the languages not the programmers
>>714505920
that leg kick was fucking prime
>>714501937
>implying having pounds of organ-compressing fat would do anything but the OPPOSITE of giving her more "room"
>>714478856
>>714493860
>>714505308
>>714505926
>>714508967
>>714478856
All of you have been trolled you fucking idiots. They're not even the same fucking van. You can tell by the missing dog. KYS low iq faggots
>>714489425
>>714505308
>>714505926
Idiots...It says right there it was sanded down
>>714493452
>she wants her daughter to be bullied
Is this bitch for real?
>>714509108
Is that at COD?
>>714504325
fucking hero
>>714481926
The prick that took this photo was driving too
>>714505920
Even Beetlejuice got a punch in.
>>714477288
Theres a guy from my work who has the exact same stickers on like a shitty honda. Plus a gay pride flag in the back. Its painfull to look at
>>714506844
this isn't rage this is beautiful
>>714503373
Thanks for the boner you fucking cunt
>>714509555
>3wayblowjob.jpg
>>714510038
there is no medical condition ON EARTH that magically generates fucking fat in a human body. that's literally physically impossible you fat apologist fucking retard.
>>714497213
this one really got me. how can anyone be this thick? straight, gay, bi, cis, trans, i don't fucking care - if you're a stupid entitled asshole you're a faggot
>>714499798
i really hope he gets someone professional to restore that gun.
>>714505920
What the fucks wrong with my race? No white guys jump in to help out mate. Pussys.
>>714503124
Not surprised to see bingo wings on that bitch
>>714500906
Fat European trash. Typical
>>714511481
>>714510038
>There ARE health conditions that cause people to be underweight/overweight
Calories consumed must exceed calories burned to put on weight. This is part of the laws of physics. It's not just a good idea, it is the law.
>>714510322
>webmd
You are hereby sentenced to hard labor on the border wall until completion. You get no lunch breaks, you can only smoke Pyramid Menthol ultra lights, and you are required to wear a uniform consisting of Lego shoes, vinyl bellbottom pants and a rain jacket.
>>714506091
Niggers really are good people. I can't see why everyone doesn't embrace niggers. You are all racist white people.
>>714507760
Your nihilism is showing...
>>714507308
He can start with himself
>>714510299
Never gonna happen sweetie. We are taking over this world, one democratic policy at a time :)
>>714508397
>implying
>projecting
>strawman
>etc
>>714508040
look at all that soap
>>714509043
She did worse than this.
https://themonstersamongus.com/2014/04/24/more-proof-that-animal-cruelty-leads-to-murder/
>>714481985
its a yugo 55 with a bad stock, very old troll post to /k/
>>714477288
I think you meant cringe thread.
What are these called and does anyone have more of this?
>>714495987
Lol pass it on to him
>>714487796
>>714507171
>>714489258
>>714489708
Children of gay couples have worse outcomes in a large number of categories than hetero couples.
>>714512104
That's not exactly correct. I agree that most fat people are not fat due to legitimate health conditions, but the outdated "calories in calories out" model of weight loss is not quite right.
This does not mean that weight "magically" appears, but certain types of food are more likely to be retained as fat than others.
For example; if you consume 100g of carbs (sugars, starches, etc...) more of it will be converted to fat and stored in your body than if you consumed a similar amount of protein or unsaturated fat. By similar amount I mean an amount with the same caloric value as the carbs.
Similarly; some medical conditions exist that disrupt the body's ability to burn stored fat the way it is supposed to. This can cause the body to store all excess calories as fat and it will not burn those calories for energy when it should. It disrupts appetite signals causing people to feel extremely hungry, to the point of light-headedness and physical pain.
That said; those conditions are quite rare.
>>714512615
Its called tomato milk
Similar to chocolate and strawberry milk
pretty good
>>714496528
GAS
>>714478891
I like the pastel color, but it's very poorly done
>>714478891
I think this is going over most peoples heads...
>>714512371
Stfu OFWGKTA sucks ass and you know it.
>>714511481
So no one is born with body fat?
>>714503516
God I hate niggers
>>714513061
salt
god tier idea
>>714513004
that has absolutely nothing to do with what i'm saying, blimp
>>714512792
gay parents usually have to adopt, adopted kids have more problems, and get welfare for free if you get an American one.
>>714513004
if you don't know where birth weight comes from you're a literal retard. fucking worst rebuttal ever
>>714502779
Can I smell that flag ?
>>714509255
That's not a proportional argument. Wanna talk "logic"? your false analogy has none.
>>714500027
That's actually pretty clever hahaha you'd have to be a retard to fall for a positive Piss stick
>>714507142
propaganda has been used for eons. This is just the modern version
>>714512307
Sounds kinda cool yo I ain't gonna lie
>>714500775
Lost....That brony shouldd be castrated.
>>714502779
Not really rage more cringe for playing into social media trends
>>714512307
and then FINALLY he'd lose all that extra weight from his condition!
>>714487796
Homosexuals are fine.
SJWs with a fucking agenda are not. This poor fucking kid. Read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer if you want to see what this kid has in his future.
>>714504734
I spy rural areas with no education
>>714483330
Brandon?
