Waifu claiming thread - it's not over yet edition
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>some rule
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Chara got claimed
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714459688
Easter bunnies!
>tfw no one knows your heresy
>>714460123
fuuuu forgot pic
>should I walk her home and get my friends to fake steal her purse so I can beat them up to impress her
Average Waifu claimers idea on how to pick up women
Claim
>>714458456
Hello shitposter-kun.
>>714459443
Yeah, guess you're right.
Not OG if you're wondering. I didn't want to claim Ruby with another Ruby in thread, so I claimed other stuff. Started claiming Ruby right when I noticed he'd left and I've stayed with her for some months now.
>>714459451
Oh boi. Are you prepared for those? I hope you do well in them, don't disappoint me!
>>714459403
You really must fix your schedule. I sleep at least 6 hours if possible.
still here
and
>>714459944
i remember last night well enough
>>714460123
Like the chocolate ones? Also, did you happen to download a Momoka folder from /a/? If so, it was mine!
>>714459688
Murder
カラミチーマス
Claiming best 2hu and best waifu, aka Cirno
>>714460212
'Sup bitch?
Sameji claim'd
>goes to shower with the intention of going to eat later
>goes out of the shower
>check the time
>realise the mess hall is closed
>have no car to go eat outside the base
I'm starving
>stellar claim
>>714460123
>>714460141
>>714460161
>>714460216
>>714460219
>>714460226
>>714460240
>>714460255
>>714460256
>>714460266
>>714460273
>>714460277
>>714460282
>>714460314
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>>714460346
>>714460356
welcome back everyone
>>714459591
Call your doctor and keep taking them until he says otherwise.
>>714459702
Maybe I'll try it some time... first I'd need some new running shoes though or else I can throw mine in the trash in one or two weeks
>>714459903
m-maybe even not in bed
>>714460212
Thats from Flight of the Conchords
When that idea fails, Bret convinces Jemaine to pretend tomugSavannah, so he can save her and be seen positively in her eyes. It is another idea he got from asitcom. Jemaine enlists the aid of his friend John, who mugged them in the third episode of season one
>>714460256
.////.
I-I am not on the menu!
>>714460054
>>714459343
can you cast something then?
>>714460219
I guess that's acceptable.
>>714460511
How many of these did you make
>>714460501
I guess a baby would make a good Christmas gift
>>714460419
floor? against the wall?
that would be better for licking
>>714460427
Cool. You still are so beta that you're asking for girl advice from a bunch of virgins who would shit their adult diapers if a girl even looked at them. If you're gonna follow their advice, have fun being rejected and feeling awkward every time you go into this pet store. I can actually offer advice that will work because I'm the only one experienced with this shit but you won't listen based on the fact that I don't claim a cartoon as my wife. Pathetic
What does shitposter kun even do for a living?
>>714460608
5 Folders.
Saratoga claim
>>714460557
smug
>>714460634
against the wall. Oh dear, that would be nice
>>714460684
shitpost from work
>>714460419
It has been a while since I saw you
But then again I'm rarely here
>>714460714
>lol what a fag
>>714460688
What did you do to the edges
Ow the edge
>>714460662
The pet store isn't real
Its from a tv show. I was shitposting.
There is no girl
There are no goldfishes
Etc.
>mfw thread already at 50 pics
>starts to prepare a new thread
>>714460767
I was here every day the last week or so
>>714460501
Is it really?
I might have talked to you sometime ago, but maybe you weren't that Velvet.
>>714460767
Is this the best bote around who I love so much~?
>>714460752
a cold wall , no shirt
>>714461049
w-why so lewd though?
>>714460972
Have you really?
Well then, I guess I missed you when I was here this weekend, only stayed for 3 threads this week
>>714461012
Depends, are you the scythe wielding huntress who I love dearly?~
>and also happens to be a bigger heretic than I
That is it.
I need to pay for my net again.
I tried posting a picture for the 10th time now.
Thx Egyptian bullshit internet!
Cannot even post 500kb pics... Bullshit.
>>714460240
I love the Cadbury eggs, Terry's Milk Chocolate Orange Ball. I hate having to only eat one or two eggs a day though. And I'm currently making my own folder! I didn't know there was one on /a/!
>>714460419
Oh! buy adidas, they're great for workouts and running.
>>714460494
I can cast really black spells, but I won't because I worship God. The spells can only work if you worship yourself wholeheartedly.
>>714460767
No u
>>714461012
>Forgotten
Okay
>>714461012
As far as I know, I am the only velvet.
>>714460626
It would.
>>714461442
I guess we must have missed each other then.
>>714461492
I trust you on that one! But I won't start until next year after I moved out.
>>714460521
In case you didn't see it:
Call your doctor and keep taking them until he says otherwise.
I hate cooking quinoa
fucking christ people stop with the lewds. if u see your waifu naked she cant be your waifu anymore u fucking edge lords
>>714461260
how is that lewd ?
how would you want it then ?
>>714461820
I know, right?
Why would you want a social hierarchy on 4chan, hasn't society tortured you enough?
>>714461880
Gross
>>714461914
is there one?
>>714461820
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>>714461866
I don't want any licks and no honey!
>>714461812
>
sawus
>>714461492
sounds like something a whitewitch would say
is it too late to start?
I know this girl. She's my friend and we were talking on Facebook, we go to the same university. I asked her what she would do if I rubbed her thigh. She said she would kick me in the dick. Then she said that I wouldn't do it. So I bet her a dollar that I wouldn't rub her inner thigh.
Long story short I know have one more dollar in my wallet. Also she didn't kick me. I also only did it for the dollar.
Does this make me a prostitute?
>>714461442
Yes I am, well, at least I think I am...
Am I~?
>bigger heretic
Wow rude, but a heretic is a heretic, no matter how big. With the exception of Gard and Saber of course.
Also
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>>714461556
Who?
>>714461620
As far as I know me and OG Ruby were the only ones who claimed Ruby for so long, but apparently there's been more than just us 2 (which I didn't know about because I don't pay attention to that).
Then it probably was me.
>>714461993
just kisses and tickling ?
>>714461685
Make sure you drink lots of milk for muscle recovery. Muscle milk and whey protein is just a scam to take your money. Just drink one 8 ounce glass a day and 3 glasses on the day of your workout.
>>714462035
You can start whenever you want but I suggest you learn to worship yourself first.
>>714461820
>>714461556
Get a load of this heretic
Basically a bote seasonal tbh
>How are you?
>>714461685
Ah well
You've been good? Last time I remember talking to you was in summer
>>714462161
Of course you are, my little Rubbu~
Yeah, we can agree on that, those people really are huge heretics. They should be ashamed tbh
Also
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>>714462118
No, it makes you stupid. Should've bet more and then you'd be making profit!
>>714462179
No tickling! I hate tickling. Kisses only for someone I love
>>714462255
>Lots of Milk
>I drink milk everyday
I love me some milk
>3 days on the day of workout
aye aye, will do!
>>714462365
Really that long? I have a deja vu that we talked not too long ago. But yeah, I'm good for the most part. What about you?
>>714462255
does fapping count?
>>714461954
Elitists
>>714462521
Meems
>>714462552
Hello?
>>714462645
How are you?
>>714462750
Alive. How was your exam
>>714462474
Yeah but I rubbed her thigh in a sexual manner. Also I didn't bet anything. She bet me a dollar really. So it's 100% profit
>>714462161
;_;
>>714462365
Says the former megumeme
>Pretty good and you?
>>714462790
I chose you
>>714462815
I didn't have an exam today. Have them next week.
Did you have an exam?
Nice image btw
>>714462836
That's nice!
She probably likes you too.
I guess that actually makes you a prostitute... but hey, money doesn't smell
My belly is bloated. Not good.
>>714462474
And you currently have the right idea about running. Jog at least five miles a day to built a strong heart because even a light workout can hurt your heart.
>>714462509
No! Never fap before a workout!
>>714463017
I didn't. I thought you did.
Too many people with exams
>>714462474
and who would that be ?
besides being a lucky person with a ticklish qt
>>714463147
Misaki most likely, he's the most vocal about his stress for them
>>714462867
What?
>>714462815
Alice you big meme.
>>714462365
We aren't like them, we're better.
:^)))))))))))))
I'm prepared tbh
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>>714463194
HEY LOOK AMAT, ANOTHER ONE.
this thread is literally cancer
>>714462645
It's not a meme.
I think some people want to recreate the highschool social hierarchy on 4chan so they have a second chance to be in the place of the popular kids who bullied them.
>>714463113
what??
fapping=/= worship self?
Is this where memes come to die?
>>714463113
Yeah, I heard I should start slow. 3 mintues on the first day and then slowly more. 6 on the next, etc etc
Good thing that my medical values are all perfect
>>714463194
N-none so far. Do you ahve someone?
>>714463371
I don't think that word means what you think it means
>>714463445
This is where the emotionally dead come to meme.
>>714462521
good taste
>>714462957
Mikasa?
>>714463249
Possibly. I'm not very good at remembering lately
>>714463276
Why am I a meme, yung elitist
>>714463382
I can't wait to be bullied again. Where does shitposter-kun rank in the hierarchy
>>714463560
Gross tbh
>>714463188
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>>714463188
fucking faggots can't do shit, see?
>>714463454
let me check my basement
>>714463774
Oh my, I'll be sure to wait.
>>714463759
Wait for it.
>>714463608
good answer
>>714462998
What anime is that?
>>714463389
If you look at yourself in a mirror and stare into your eyes during an orgasm, yes.
>>714463445
No, you're looking for /trash/
>>714463454
That's wonderful to hear. Never take your health for granted.
>>714462474
I'm certain that it was a while back, since I could walk outside wearing shorts
Must've been 2 months maybe?
I'm also good, finally enlisted, currently waiting on my DP1, which is the infantryman course!
I'll be gone for a while, found a kit to go eat in a restaurant
>>714462867
At least I upgraded, you didn't :^)
>I'm just starving, but I guess I'm good enough
>>714463276
That's an obvious fact~
Let's do this
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>>714463194
HERETIC
Claim
>>714463896
noone , but I think you might be lying or "unaware" of someone
>>714463940
why?
>>714463937
guess not then
why doesn't this thread have a minecraft server where you can all make fuck ugly statues of your waifus and circlejerk around them?
>>714463937
I don't. The only thing below average would be Vitamin D
>>714464185
I'm sure there are some people who love me, but I don't feel ready for a relationship
>>714464144
Hi Guren, this is Flan. No pictures because my internet decided to become shit.
>>714464428
minecraft sucks
>>714464233
No, it's good if you do it, it'll subconsciously help you worship yourself more and more.
>>714464465
Lewd.
>>714464697
No u
>>714464747
OI!
NO
U
>>714464465
sounds like you have a busy life
maybe the time will come sooner or later
would you make them fight for you?
>>714464465
forgot pic
>>714464708
>inb4 he wants the D meme
damnit, I was too slow for inb4
Fgdsfdsd
>>714464819
No u
>>714463937
space patrol luluco
>>714464560
Your internet is shit so your trip doesn't show up either huh?
>>714464851
I'm not sure. I don't think I would if I like them too.
>>714464889
Welcome Mizuki-kun. Are some new chapters out or why the "Fgdsfdsd"?
>>714464708
I'll come back later then , time for some worshiping
-wink wink-
>>714465011
so you'd keep them all ?
that would get lewd really fast
and messy
>>714465206
T-then maybe I'll let them fight over me... I-I don't want a full harem
why am i here again
>>714464994
I just noticed, wow. I had "Anon" as a trip but that does not show up. Fucking thanks Egyptian government.
>>714465431
Oh, it's Robin/Daraen I think. I haven't seen you in ages. How've you been?
>>714465364
what if you had them for a while then make them fight ?
after having a taste of the prize it will be much more worth it
>>714465438
God damn pyramid heads.
>>714465357
non tu
>>714465690
>eye patch
good taste
>>714465698
That's an awesome idea. They'd be all over me or they'd just leave and I know who wouldn't want me
Would you fight for me?
>>714465719
Non, toi*
>>714465690
Hello you.
>>714465836
nein du
>>714465978
Iee, Anata
>>714465978
italian*
not baguette
>>714465603
still not robin, rip. :u
I think I get confused for him everytime.
>>714466033
No u
>>714465895
will I get to tickle you as I wish? and anywhere I pleased?
>>714466120
fukken saved
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