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Ex started texting me again today. Dubs decides what I say next.

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Ex started texting me again today. Dubs decides what I say next.
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>>714439523
Anal?
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>>714439523
Can we get back together please? I might kill myself if you say no btw
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"Since we broke up I think children with cancer are hilarious"
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>>714439729
Rolling for this
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baby, i want us back together. i got so close to fucking your brother last time we were together then we split, i would hate to miss another opportunity to get in his saggy ass bag.
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>>714439732
Roll
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>>714439945

shameless self bumparino
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>>714439945
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>>714439732
reroll
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All these one offs feelsbadman
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i turned into a homosexual
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>>714439732
>
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>>714439523
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>>714440022
>Trip dub dubs
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my dick is small and im gay
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>>714440069
I'm op too Feelsevenmorebadman
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your cunt smells like rotten fish
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Fuck you you stupid pleb
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>>714440159
Send her >>714439732
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>>714440211
First try
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have sex with me im desperate
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>>714440211
God damn it. I got trips right after.
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>>714440244
2 dubs in a row, wow
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>>714440211
Winrar waiting on response
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fuck me or ill hang myself bitch
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So, I really don't intend on talking to you. Unless we have sex again. You don't really have much else to offer, no one would talk to you if you hadent sucked their dick, you filthy cheating whore.
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>>714439607
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>>714440244
Winrar
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i only fucked you because you look like my mom
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What is her name?
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>>714440344
Yes.
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Opie is a fag
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What's next /b?
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Why are we talking? Thought we weren't together anymore.
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>>714440344
WINN
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Op is a fag
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kill yourself, if you dont ill do it bitch
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>>714440493
BECAUSE NEW... DAYS ROCKS!
NEW... DAY ROCKS!
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>>714440493
All the rest of the wins?
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>>714440493

let's give us another try
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suck my small dick bitch
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>>714440493
How about you come over and I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.
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so uh, babe. i need to tell you something...
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>>714440588
LOL LETS DO DIS
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pegg my asshole bitch
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>>714440635
reroll
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>>714440623
Shameless reroll
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>>714440635
~reroll
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did you leave me because of my small dick?
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i still masturbate thinking of you...
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>>714440635
>>714440688
WIN
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>>714440758
reroll
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I need your mouth on my anus.
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I can't get off to anything except for real life human children.
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>>714440844
WINRARRRRRRRRRR
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This bitch is the slowest texter stg
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>>714440844
Funnier if they're dead tbh.
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social work is cancer i literally hope everybody you try to help dies.
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Because I was so close to getting your dad to let me bang your brother while he watches and you just had to screw it all.up for you, you twit..
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op is a faggot
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Im just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much more once I'm 99 and rolling in it
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can you fuck a nigger while i watch?
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>>714441092
>>714441164
>>714441228
Some of these faggots, up to you
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I miss you babe.. what are you doing tonight?
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>>714441277
>>714441277
>>714441277
>>714441277
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Guys I think it's over still hasn't replied to Lets give us another try will update!
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>>714441450
this is fucked. i thought really hard about my post.
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Can you socially work my anal cavity bby
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FUCK YOU OP
MY FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU DIDNT DELIVER
FUCK YOU
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>>714441450
No shit that's the dumbest shit to say, should have asked her for a twosome
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>>714440493
Why do you choose the dumbest comments to respond with
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Unless you're talking about sucking my dick you've got nothing that interests me.
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>>714441982
wtf is wrong with gay people
shit is was fucking weird
disgusting
bears and twinks

traps are fine though.
i mean that.
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Got the reply! Replying with can you fuck a nigger while I watch
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>>714442074
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Please sweet anon
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>>714442137

Forget dating. I just want to bust a nut in your tight little fart box.
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>>714442137
Sorry that wasn't for you
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>>714442137
>>714442137
>>714442137
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF OP WTF WTF
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Might I blow
My load inside of
you then?
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Oh shit boys that was a fast one
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>>714442373
>>714442373
I FUCKING HATE YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU
MY FRIEND IS DEAD
AND I FUCKING HATE YOU
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>>714442373
Hahahah a silly skank

Whoops sorry that was meant for somebody else...
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>>714442137
I was talking about anal, not dating. I've learned a few tricks to turn that shit locker into my personal penis pleaser.
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>>714442373
Dunno if she wanna let me watch you two man :(

Fuck, sorry. This was meant for Rico.
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>>714442373

Kidding. Sorry. I didn't know what to say after you said not dating. BTW I didn't mean dating, just having some fun and not worrying about that.
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>>714442373
How is that racist?
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>>714442663
Rolling
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>>714442663
rull
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>>714442663
last roll, op just do it

DOOO IITTTT
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>>714442373
What's your favorite fast & Furious movie?
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How about then, we just get some drinks and then we go back to my place. I promise that I'm not a sex trafficker.
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>>714442373
Oh so you won't fuck a nigger and I'M the racist?
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>>714442799
winrar
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>>714442855
Win
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>>714442855
Win!
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>>714442855
this one lmao
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>>714442855
Forget my win, so this one!
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Can you put a pine cone up your ass with the larger side of the cone being the initial part that goes into your ass, while repeating the words "live, laugh, love, niggerfaggot" record it on vhs and mail it to me, for my dad and I to watch together? There is something about pine cones that really gets our dicks hard when we watch together. Especially when it is the larger side of the cone entering the anal cavity first.
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Can you share the nigger????
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>>714443219
This is amazing work. Who is this guy?
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>>714443226
Please
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>>714443311
His name is Travis. He has two knives.
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>>714443226
Rick roll
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PUSSY FAGGOT, OP

YOURE THE WORST

YOU HAVE SURPASSED THE THRESHOLD OF FAGGOT INTO NIGGER FAGGOT, OP/ U FUCKING HEAR ME OP? NIGGER FAGGOT YOU ARE A
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B wtf did you do
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>>714443511
Oh you can can you? Remind me again with your tits?
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>>714443511
Fake... as fuck
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>>714443666
sick trips.
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>>714443666
Fuck me okay /b prepare for nudes
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>>714443511
Kek

"Sorry, I - not like you - prefer nigger dick"
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>>714443511
send nudes so i can warm up
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>>714443735
Always ready
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>>714443736
Roll
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OP should enter the turtle vs rabbit race
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>>714443666
Omg my sides this shit is about 2 get hillarious
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I'll like to see a black Dick in you, just once
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>>714443996
Why are you putting this much time and effort in posting such a stupid fucking meme?
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>>714443797
rollinginging
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>>714444060
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>KANYE 2024
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i hope all of us wants nudes
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>>714443797
roll
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I want you to be my pegging partner. I want to go on all fours while you thrust hard into me with a strapon dildo. Will you peg me? I would love you forever.
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>>714443511
Sheeeit. This just got real
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When I was 6 I was raped by my dad. This went on until I was 13 when the police found out and my dad was jailed and I was put into care. I find it hard to form a relationship with someone who isnt male and who isnt related.
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>>714444579
Rolll
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Well then when do i get pusspuss
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>>714444395
>>714444301
>>714444138
>>714444070
is this the martin guy that died?
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>>714442293
Rollio
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>>714444544
shit, 1 away
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>>714444852
Yes
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>>714442293
Polio
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>>714442293
Role
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>>714442293
Roll
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>>714443511
"its always the blacks, always!"
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Check these dubs
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>>714445069
NOPE
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OP is a fucking fag doesnt ever deliver
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>>714445022
Winrar
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Let me coat your face and fill your throats a few times, and I might let you hop on the D.
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Your mom used to say that when we were fucking.
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FUCKING BETA
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>>714445119
>>714445022
We already had a winner retard
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>>714445216
Best part of the thread tbh.
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ABORT THREAD
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>>714445291
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testing in abandoned threas
>>714444444
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My cock is already pulsating only from thinking about your tight pussy. Wanna see?
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>>714445794
post it!
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come on OP we need and update here!
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>>714444544
winrar, let's see those nudezzz
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>>714444579
Yes this!
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Ass to pussy to mouth repeat?
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Thread is dead
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>>714443511 (OP)
Nigga I was that guy who gave you that line, you got pussy because of me.

You just going to up and abandon the thread now? Fuckin LAME bro.
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>>714446014
im afraid you might speak the truth
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Did i ever tell you your cunt is quite big?
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I'm going to fuck your tight little face you cumslut.
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>>714446115
Roll
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>>714446115
Rolling
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>>714446115
THIS
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i really miss your pussy, can you send me a pic, for old times sake
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>>714446115
Rolling for this
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>>714446356
roll
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>>714446115
Rollerino
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>>714446356
rull
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>>714446115
Rolling for cumslut
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>>714439523
nigger nogger asshole clogger
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>>714446356
ROLLS
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>>714446115
r0ll1ng
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>>714446356
this
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>>714446356
ror
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Enough shit talk lemme see those titties
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Dubs you threaten to kill her. Trips you actually do it
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>>714446522
WELL
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>>714446192
>>714446230
>>714446278
>>714446390
>>714446450
>>714446522
>>714446546
>>714446548

Stop with the samefagging you cunt
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ask her for anal
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Alright, send me some tits to jerk it to them.
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>>714446356
roll
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tell her: prove it...that you want my dick that is...
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>>714446713
One and only shameless self roll.
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OP died this thread is dead
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>>714446799
DUBS ACHIEVED
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>>714446799
ALSO DAMN
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>>714446846
Based on her last comment he's probably on his way to get laid
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>>714446942
very true! he's a lucky man. started out screwing her over on 4chan and then got laid
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>>714446913
you liked that, didn't you ?
you lil' fag
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>>714447140
Did you?
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>>714447112
We are not done yet
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>>714447253
is this OP?
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>>714447213
sure did lol
i just hope op delivers
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>>714447455
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>>714439523
>>714439523
>>714439523
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Let me take you to a little theater where we can let loose.

>Don't forget to send picture
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>>714447253
It's over fag, time to face the music
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y u do dis op? *sadface*
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>>714442568
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How veiny is too veiny?
>the more the better
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