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sunny dog is spiky
Hammer phat arse
>>714431947
that's cute
>>714432000
he's actually way cuter than edgydog
I actually like the edgy one more
fight me
>>714432067
yeah, a lot more cute.
i'm pretty sure the edgydog will have more porn though
What is going on here?
>>714431047
It's less CGI is what Lucas said.
>>714431004
No, but thanks for asking.
>>714432164
can confirm, have jerked off to a fuckton of it
>>714432141
you wore a naruto headband in high school so your opinion is literally invalid
>>714432237
These days I think I trust Lucas as far as I can throw him. And I have a spine injury.
>>714432264
Your preferred porn involves gay animal sex so your opinion is invalid.
>>714432264
still, i haven't seen any
Oh I get it, I'm invisible. Fuck you nerds
>>714432463
you're sexually obsessed with an androgynous cartoon cat bug so your opinion is invalid
>>714432484
I sought it out.
>>714432463
I still trust him enough to give it a chance.
>>714432590
That has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
>>714432617
I'll definitely be waiting for reviews before I watch it.
>>714432590
i'll have to wait until it's passively been found somewhere
>>714432744
Eh, I'm a fan boy, so I'll see it as soon as I can.
>>714432744
we're just invalidating each others opinions, everything is relevant.
>>714432777
I don't think it's good enough to actively seek out.
>>714432868
maybe in time it will be
maybe
>>714432868
Which means I win, because you started this by trying to dismiss my preference for the edgy one. If my edgy-one opinion is relevant then I have achieved exactly what I wanted and you have not.
>>714432533
Hello.
>>714432980
I wouldn't bet on it.
>>714433002
Relevant and valid aren't synonyms. Your opinion is relevant insofar as it is evidence that you have absolutely no taste.
>>714433135
well, betting on something like that is stupid
bet on something better, like sports or meaningless activities that people think you can or can't pull off and will bet on
>>714433087
Your statues look like dog dicks
>>714432533
What the fuck were you expecting people to respond to you with?
>>714433135
I have the best taste. Exhibit A: >>714432590
>>714433208
bet on elections
>tfw I didn't put my entire life's savings on trump
>>714432533
>>714433291
you missed out, you could have made money.
>>714433290
your waifu both a slut and a shit
>>714433339
a fucking ton, too
>>714433248
That is a very strange thing to say.
>>714433260
>>714433417
>>714433382
Exhibit B: Proof that you have no taste.
>>714433382
Last exam today.
I'm just cheesing it with cheat sheets.
>>714433541
The truth burns, doesn't it?
>>714433382
yeah, yeah you would have
you missed out on all the potential liquor you could have bought with it
>>714433585
Remember the old adage: winners cheat; losers get caught.
>>714433670
and since I missed out on that I need to drink to try and forget it
>>714433678
>>714433383
Just an obersavtion
Wait
Observation
Coffee hasn't kicked in yet
>>714433586
The cup of truth tastes like fine spearmint milk and I sup from it often.
>>714433087
Hows your day going?
>>714433290
Gay shit idfk
>>714433295
Gay
>>714433760
in this case, the cup of truth tastes like my spunk and your cup runneth over, bitch
>>714433705
Oh, it's perfectly legal. We have what is essentially a reference manual that we're allowed to write anything on and that our professor will not check.
I'm just adding a few more pages to it.
>>714433800
>>714433891
what the fuck is the format of the final where you get to do that
>>714433705
get on that, you'll need it
>>714433872
No need to be upset cause you lost, sf
>>714433733
I have been drinking tea, not coffee.
>>714433800
It has been going rather well, surprisingly.
>>714433872
>>714433760
The word "cup" makes me want coffee now.
>>714433971
Mainframe assembly. There are so many commands and rules and formats of shit that you can't be expected to memorize it all.
Say you have about 75 instructions in your repertoire. Each of these has an operation code, so for example instruction 'A' for add is encoded as '5A'.
We'll have to write some object code on the exam.
>>714433987
How could I be mad? Is anyone upset after getting head?
>>714433986
I already do.
>>714434241
Oh I see you're actually doing code, that makes sense.
>>714434268
>>714434129
Why is that surprising?
>>714434322
It annoys me that the class I TA for only had multiple choice exams. No coding at all.
>>714434322
Yes, if their partner used teeth way too much
and bitch I tore you to shreds
>>714434322
oh, great. you're already on your way.
>>714434322
AND PEOPLE STILL FUCK UP MULTIPLE CHOICE
>>714434427
Because I don't typically have good days. My last good day was in April.
>>714434520
Lazy professors are cancer.
>>714434551
>he thinks I'm not into that
>>714434556
I'm on my wayyyyyyyy~ let's get married
>>714434557
?
>>714434687
I grade some of the exams.
It hurt me inside to see one student get 12 multiple choice questions in a row wrong.
>>714434687
Well excuse me for assuming you would want some semblance of a usable cock after a gobbie.
>>714434687
i'm not really open to getting married anytime soon, sorry
>>714434847
>tfw the median grade on my last quiz in speech/language dev was 26/40
>exactly what I got
this class has been a train wreck
>>714434853
You're clearly not kinky enough yet.
>>714434860
I'LL BUY A RING THEN WE'LL CONSECRATE THIS MESSY LOOOOOVE
>>714434993
if this is a song i'm not getting the reference
>>714434993
Dude I FUCKING FUCK
Hate the shit that goes on when there's a bad professor who ain't got their shit together I swear I might get fucking screwed this semester because of this shit
Fuck.
I'm fucked. I don't want to think of it.
>>714434993
I think in the long term
sigh
>mfw I see Blackgate love
i hope the phone i ordered comes in soon
I too hope the phone you ordered comes in soon.
>>714435157
Yeah it's passion pit
good song
>>714435289
oh boy I don't
>>714435213
I don't blame my professor really, she's just an incomprehensible chinese lady. You'll be ok.
Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you, I had class.
>>714437981
It won't be okay unless a Christmas miracle happens.
That's fine; I've had similar things happen.
>>714437981
Well you should. Take care of your dick
>>714437854
it would be great since i'd actually be able to contact people and other things away from home
>>714437981
i'll have to listen to it sometime
>>714438166
Believe in Santa/Jesus
>>714438529
I almost got aids, remember? I'm a fucking moron
>>714439084
I think you need more of a miracle to cure your inevitable AIDS.
>>714439222
I don't have it! And I'm not going to get it, either. I may be relentlessly stupid, but I don't make the same mistake twice.
>>714439285
What kind of a mistake did you fucking make? Jesus.
>>714439084
I never disputed that
>>714439461
I was about 30 seconds away from fucking a dude with hiv
I bailed on him as rudely as you can imagine
>>714439950
still better taste than you though
>>714440064
Clearly not if you do not recognize that Pitou is the purest and most beautiful maiden
Except maybe freklz.
>being that close to having your life ruined
>>714440278
Man where the fuck has avery been anyway
also
>pitou
>maiden
>>714440290
now in my defense he didn't tell me prior to the moment when I dipped like salsa
>>714440403
Pitou was like 3 months old and spent the entire time waiting for enemies to show up. Of course she was a maiden.
>>714440562
I meant pitou might not be female. Isn't it ambiguous?
also freklz showed up a few times in the last week, but it's mostly just cause no one worth talking to is here most of the time.
he sent me some music the other day, it was good
>>714440616
Still a maiden
>>714440803
well shit I guess caitlyn's a maiden too
congrats cait
>>714440064
It's not rude.
IT's SANE.
i kind of miss seeing freklz around, he was nice (at least to my knowledge)
>>714440403
wow, really?
usually you'd want to tell someone first, unless you're desperate and an asshole.
>>714440883
well yeah but I still felt bad about it after. Like if you promise a man some ass and then pull the ass away at the last minute he can't be feeling good about that
>>714440953
I think he might've been an asshole. But he wasn't enough of an asshole to fuck me before telling me, so there's that.
>>714441020
so kind of an asshole
>>714441020
These are special circumstances. Surely he understands that by now, and surely you do as well.
>>714440867
I'm okay with that
>>714441236
He could've been much worse, that's all.
>>714441240
I mean yeah I don't feel bad about it NOW. Anyway that incident more or less broke the slutty turn I'd taken in life.
>>714441304
Let's sacrifice him to an avaricious, lusty god.
>>714440867
Wait wat
>>714441428
Well that's good. Well, good is subjective. But still, I feel like being slutty for extended periods can only end badly.
>>714441428
Pretty sure that is most of them
>>714441571
You're a fair maiden, darling.
It was only like a month.
>>714441752
Pick your favorite.
>>714441428
i mean yeah, you could have had aids.
>>714441862
Not yet I'm not. I ate unhealthy fried food again yesterday, fuck.
Well my longest period is a bunch of zeroes with no other numbers, so a month is a lot to me.
>>714441862
One of the aztec/mayan/whatever ones.
>>714441970
Every day I remind myself how lucky I am.
>>714442031
I ate unhealthy mexican food for breakfast. Literally had a huge burrito, an entire flan, and a big ass horchata. Felt like killing myself after.
And yes you are a fair maiden, you're blonde and a virgin. Deal with it.
>>714442061
A friend of mine described me as the "alt-right moctezuma" the other day"
that was awkward
>>714442225
by drinking?
>>714442263
I haven't had a drink in like 3 days! No, by jerking off instead of reinstalling grindr.
>>714442225
You have weird friends.
>>714442225
I thought you were sick just yesterday.
Well you can be blond, a virgin, and fat / ugly, and that shit ain't fair.
>>714433383
I really hate your autism
>>714442310
other people are too hard to please anyways
I just got a captcha with the bank i'm a part of and that worried me for some reason
>>714442357
Yeah he's a big memer, into sam hyde and shit, and I guess I count as alt right because I make fun of liberals on facebook way too much.
>>714442398
I was, so I didn't eat dinner. As you can imagine, I woke up so hungry I felt like I was going to implode and start a new galaxy with the fallout of my body's radiation.
Luckily for you you're neither fat nor ugly.
>>714442581
They're WATCHING YOU.
>>714442636
Ah yes, facebook politics.
>>714442764
I REALLY couldn't help myself after trump won.
>>714442636
welp, i'm dead
seeya in the next life, gotta go out with allah and a bang, my 72 virgins await
also by sheer chance i got halal in this captcha
>>714442636
Hopefully none of that food returns as vomit or bloody shite.
I am both right now. The key to stopping my eating problem is to eat three square meals a day AND always to have something to do. Idleness and skipping meals only lead to bad things.
>>714442822
captcha is endorsing your decision to become a martyr for the islamic state, alhamdulillah. Go in glory, brother.
>>714442869
It didn't, I think I'm good. Yesterday it only took two hours before I was throwing up or diarrhetic and I ate the spic food at like 4 in the morning
>idleness and skipping meals only lead to bad things
DON'T JUDGE MY LIFESTYLE
>>714442816
I am not at all surprised.
I avoid revealing my power level IRL. Everyone thinks I am a respectable man, a moderate, a good father and loving husband
They do not know I am a degenerate weeb loser
>>714443013
Well, they do for me. Skipping meals has the possibility to make me insatiably hungry, though not always. Idleness is what allows the thought of going out and getting some food to absolutely destroy me through repetition as I have nothing to distract myself.
>>714443059
My RL friends don't know my real powerlevel, which is mostly race realism (and I listen to people like richard spencer, jared taylor, etc). Nor do they know about my degenerate furfag habits, although maybe a few of them guessed by the ASRL tag I wear when playing melee, but for the most part I keep that shit on the dl.
>>714443243
I actually agree that skipping meals is probably bad for me, but it's the most efficient way I know to eat less and I'm lazy. Being idle is actually useful for me, though. I'm not compelled to go out for food when I'm doing nothing anyway, I get hungrier the more stuff I do in a day.
>reading 1911 threads on /k/
STOP YOU ARE TOO POOR FOR THIS
>>714443013
I would like to thank Google for giving me the inspiration I needed through Captcha. Praise Allah.
>>714443373
I just want to erase the possibility of making the same mistakes, or at least make it infinitesimally small, so I need to figure out every variable that affects this tendency.
I probably haven't even figured everything out, but I've had enough experience to know where to start, at least.
Skipping meals on its own isn't that bad. Eating out a few times isn't too bad. A bunch of factors come together to bring me down.
>>714443603
I'll sing salil sawarim in your honor.
>>714443622
I'm pretty sure the healthiest and most reliable way to eat healthily is to eat more than 3 times a day, in small portions. I've heard that like 5 times a day is optimal, adding up to whatever your calorie goal is. But that's so hard to find time to do.
>>714443723
That's a common misconception. If you eat the same total amount of food, it doesn't matter much how you space it out. Whatever is most comfortable for you is fine.
I mean, of course, if you eat less than your TDEE, you'll lose weight.
>>714443373
>ASRL tag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714444058
everyone in the melee community has played undertale, dude
>>714443973
No, I realize it's irrelevant to the weight you maintain. What it's relevant to is actually sustaining healthy habits longitudinally.
>>714444205
I know but it's still funny
>>714443723
thanks, i'll need it for motivation.
>>714444205
I mean I kinda enjoy two meals a day, but I don't like large meals, so I'd be going a bit too much under unless I cut out all exercise.
I just eat healthy for the most part without much effort.
I feel an absolute need to eat plenty of veggies and at least one piece of fruit and plenty of protein, etc. etc.
>>714444396
also ISIS has sex slaves n shit so have fun with that
>>714444364
I'm fucking bipolar about tags dude
SF with a little brimstone symbol, ASRL, TRMP, MAGA, AR15, GLDN, I've used them all.
You'd be surprised how triggered some people get by the AR15 tag.
>>714444608
There's no such thing as too much under if you want to be model skinny, girlfriend.
>>714444779
Well that is terrible.
>>714444853
Well that is boring
>>714444779
I NEVER want to return to the slightly bony days of 146 lbs, but I don't want to stay here.
I'm only interested with healthy fluctuations in weight by proper diet and exercise, unfortunately.
>>714445028
"WOW WHAT DO YOU NEED AN ASSAULT RIFLE FORM"
>>714445038
If you can't play xylophone on your ribs you're basically morbidly obese and should kys irl
anyway I'm gonna dip later girls :]
>>714444779
i have larger plans than that, my sex awaits in Jannah
>>714445131
Thank you for leaving.
I really need to go as well.
>>714445131
POP POP POP WATCHING MOTHERFUCKERS DROP
i'm assuming that means this thread's done
