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new fluffy thread
>inb4 copypasta
>inb4 spam
>>714430704
>>714430794
leave if you hate it that much
>>714430859
nou
>>714430704
Bump
>>714431031
wrong fandom
>>714431139
I like this style.
>>714431215
A good way would be to have another fluffy say to buy that brand of spaghetti "cause sgetti taste wike huggies!"
>>714431831
I don't know why this is a meme, but I really love her face. It's so perfect I really can't fathom how not everyone is into furries.
>>714431703
I love it
>>714431950
I'd save that fluffy, seems metal as fuck and doesn't talk like a shithead
>>714431831
Nice feet
>>714432424
>hugbox
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714432577
anyone has the foal in a can story? been looking for it everywhere but cant find the whole thing
>>714432721
Nuu dun flip da sketty, sketty is best num.
>>714433312
thank you anon
What? Bananas you say?
>>714432022
It's not, it's forced as fuck. Similar to Hole Guy.
>>714433885
>>714433934
this meme dosnt even work here...
>>714434009
You don't work here
>>714434121
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>714434234
dummy mummah!
>>714434009
Fags think it's a way to protest things they don't like, like Spiderman. It's like a toddler kicking and screaming.
>>714434326
Oh I understand that. If your going to do some autistic rage posting at least get it right.
>>714434480
>>714434326
Fluffies and bananas are the best thing about /b/ so why not have them in the same thread.
>>714434247
Is this pasta? If it's not you have some real issues here bro
>>714434591
Yup, it's pasta
>>714434591
>real issues
Posts in fluffy thread
>>714434521
I never said you couldn't do it, just that it makes you appear to be an aspie when you conduct your behavior in the same manner as the other aspies.
>>714434833
Checked, what's a fluffy thread?
>>714434833
>implying it makes their argument less valid
>>714434833
where do you think you are?
>>714434591
No, it's completely original.
>>714434987
what do you think you are in
also why pics of whales
>>714434987
A thread with plentiful fluff.
>>714434591
Found the newfag.
>>714434833
>posting on /b/ in general
>browsing /b/ in general
does anyone have the one where the fluffy is exposed to radiation or something and becomes huge and breaks out of hasbio?
>>714436122
sounds like the hulk
>>714436017
This is a great little detail from the fluffyverse, and something I could totally see happening:
>Tyrone wants to get high, tries smoking a fluffy
>fluffy doesn't work, Tyrone adds a little crack
>crack works
>Tyrone heads off to tell everyone that he got high from smoking a fluffy foal, and the urban myth is born.
>>714435773
>you sad pieces of shit
How do you feel fapping to poorly drawn shit ponies?
I mean nothing says wasted time on this beautiful Earth other than a fedorable brony! what I'm trying to say here is that if there were to be a rising again of any kind, you would be jews/hutus/sufi.
You have to seriously consider the possibility that you're just deficient genetic material, please commit suicide. You good for nothing fat faggots.
>>714437412
>bronies
>fapping
nice bait
>>714437637
You call it bait I call it "people that need to get institutionalized for $500, Alex".
That and utterly disappointing fail at living. Mostly that.
>>714437795
>implying we are bronies
>implying we fap to this
also, nice edge kiddo
>>714436640
I could see this happening also. More of a urban legend then anything.
>>714437795
>>714437412
>>714437874
>post autism meme
Look where we are you illiterate cringelord! it's like a Hellenicshitdude calling me a faggot while he fucks his boyslave!
Serisously, acquire sodium thiopental and apply it
Did the furrfags finally leave ?
Also, taking requests
>>714438322
The pot's color doesn't effect the kettle's.
>>714438549
A mod gave him the ban hammer. Was just one guy trying to start a war.
>>714438549
I forgot the pic, I'm a retard
>>714437874
Yeah i totally don't fap to this...
Need some babbah enfing in here before i start that.
I've got standards guys, fucks sake.
>>714438643
See this shit? remember Edgar Allan Poe's RAVEN
Affect is a VERB - Effect is a noun.
You miserable failure, now it's clear to me that this kind of shit is only appealing to the lower spectrum of society or tangible autists.
>>714437874
>fluffies are based on MLP ponies
>not bronys
>>714438789
whatever floats your boat man
>>714438859
fluffies are based of jissouseki.
>>714438808
Hay #notallfluffyposters
>>714438808
>>714438643
Ha you got Edgar Allen Pownd Bitch
>>714438859
also ask anyone on /mlp/ if fluffy is allowed
i rest my case
>>714438885
*Tickles my pickle
>>714439109
;^3
>>714439083
>go on /mlp/
you see that's the problem here
>>714438859
I would argue that its a split fandom. It has its origins based on MLP but this fandom grew outwards from MLP.
>>714438965
this also.
>>714438549
A fluffy rolling along the floor of a braking subway car.
>>714438859
>Action man is a toy which you anthropomorphize, and pretend to fight wars with.
>Modern shooters are simply computer generated visualization of that imagination.
>Playing any shooter is playing with an Action Man.
>MFW you cucks still play with dolls.
>>714439481
>>714439467
>this
Seriously... at some point you guys will become useless to mankind's development, you gotta hurry the fuck up to become men and not faggots or go get a gun and blow your own heads.
>>714435073
I'm in my bathroom on a website? Also that's a human woman not a whale, fairly different animal.
>>714439617
>Live in the civilized world can't buy gun as compensation for tiny penis.
>Don't fuck sister because its what daddy did.
>Telling people to become men even though he is a basement dwelling kissless virgin.
>This
>>714433312
I love this story. Plenty of authors digress about the differences in fluffy biology; but if it was up to a vote I would stand with this guy. It just works so well and makes so much sense, you know?
Fluffies breeding and growing fast; fluffies having pre-programmed language they learn as babies, their likes for "skettis", and their instincts like fear of water and such.
>>714439801
>>714438643
>>714438808
>>714439070
*have an effect. Though I'd sooner mistake homophones than to argue ad hominim.
>>714440176
i thought you couldn't post duplicate files?
so why do you all of you like fluffly abuse /b/? not hating, just curious on what everyone think when watching those little retards die
>>714431215
Fluffies' entire concept of reality completely and utterly shattered.
Glorious.
>>714440721
I like karma, justice and stupidity types of abuse.
Has to have a reason and build up or it just goes flat like a jump scare.
>>714440721
because i am naturally sadistic and fluffy keeps me from killing someone
>>714433312
Why the fuck should I read all of this? What is it? Hugbox, sadbox, abuse? If it's good abuse/sadbox, I'll give it a read.
>>714441198
abuse/sadbox
this is a excellent story I've read it before
>>714441307
Thnx, will read then
>>714439359
>>714438549
a winged fluffy thinks it can fly but it falls to a certain death
>>714440721
Basically a tragic soap opera.
Hugbox is the ups, Abuse the downs and ideally it's alternating like a rollercoaster.
Also an exercise in chaos theory. The fragile nature of fluffies let's small coincidences and little innocent mistakes grow into big problems.
>>714434372
I don't like le memes. they make me yuk
>>714441648
lel
>>714431832
>)
Eh, I'd have to at least give her credit for effort. plus, let's face it, it's a CRT television, it's not like it could have been worth all that much anyway...
>>714441422
welcome
also checked
>>714441648
silly fluffy, there are no brakes on the abuse train
>>714440721
I'm too empathetic in real life, but fluffies allow me to watch the suffering of innocent beings without feeling bad for them. In fluffy stories we the humans are the bad guys and fluffies are the victims, so seeing them suffer gives me a strange kind of feeling. Is this how real assholes feel like when being mean in real life?
I've also had some horrible things in my life, and fluffies help with dealing with my own traumas.
>>714436640
what a loser
>>714442429
>>714441991
what even is this series?
>>714442178
MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR
>>714442613
that's the whole series
>>714439617
>boy to men making an unprecedented come back
>>714438549
A ball is stuck in a perfectly tight hole on the ground. Fluffies around it are trying to push it free, thinking hard what to do, and just dumbly asking why the ball doesn't move anymore.
>>714442698
i meant more in that particular genre
>>714442775
>booru pizza
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>714442856
the largest fluffy thinks jumping/pushing the ball will somehow give them the toy. after several attempts, the toughie gets the rest of the smaller fluffs to help. the ball pushes through and along with it the dieing screams of and adult fluffy with 7 foals.
>>714441778
>
>>714441991
What about the brakes to crush the fluffies on the rails as slowly as possible ?
>>714442856
Will do
/r/ing giant fluffies abusing humans in cages.
>>714447551
That could be interesting
>>714430704
I dont even get this, like, they're tiny retarded horses? or what? And why would anyone breed them? For food? It just doesnt make sense
drawfag here, never drew fluffy stuff but I want to try.
give some requests.
>>714448064
FOR TORTURE ;3
also they breed insanely fast soooo
>>714430794
go back to banana posting you cunt
>>714448064
They were designed to be perfect pets. They have their flaws, but a talking, colorful fluffy mini-pony is still an interesting thing.
>>714448394
and somewhere in that they became useless retards that breed to quick and need too much care =/ theyre useless shit dykes
>>714442856
>
>>714448070
Fluffy family looking helplessly as a dog is marking its territory on their nest.
>>714431215
>Yaaaaaaaay!!
>>714448070
Lvl. 1 Bad ending of Garden Invasion with smarty and few mere (pref. with little foals)
>>714448398
>>714448710
Why do I love this one so much
>>714448889
Free ideas to whoever draws them first:
Fluffy climbing dangerously over an edge of a kettle to see the sketties.
A feral fluffy looking sadly at a single cube-shaped piece of trash such as an empty box of candy, saying "need more blockies".
A fluffy mother helping its foal climb into a discarded jar to eat the leftover mayonnaise from its walls.
>>714430704
go back to >>>mlp faggot
>>714449836
Can't, fluffy is banned there.
>>714448571
im trying this
>>714449836
|: were banned from /mlp/ everyone
banned from /mlp/ just for having a little fun
we had a jolly shore leave for just three days or four
but /mlp/ doesn't want us anymore :|
>>714450375
Actually, they would. It was the moderation shitfest called The Scruffening where the board janitor just went crazy and started banning and deleting stuff at pretty much random. It led to banning of nsfw content, milky way, tulpa threads, and fluffies in one big, misguided sweep. It's still our greatest wish that the whole scruffening shitfest simply got undone and we could return to having the global rules only.
Image limit reached, but this is the story: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/969/964/092.png
>>714450233
Yay!
>>714450945
just try to keep the thread alive or see you in the next one just in case
