D.VA is coming to kill me...
Doom guy is coming to save me. I think I am ok.
Ibuki is going to try to protect me from Ryu. Guess I should start writing my will...
>>714383053
Yeah, your fucked. Can I have your sneakers?
>>714382716
Coming to kill me is my lvl 6 Tyranny character
Protecting me is the German Empire in the HoI4 Kaiserreich mod
I'd like to see that Tunon's little bitch try and beat the Kaiser's finest soldiers
My DA Inquisition character vs doom guy. Knowing the garbage damage my mage does I will be fine, she even has demon-like horns.
The entire nation of Sweden is going to kill me and the ashen one from dark souls is gonna try and stop it. I guess i'm fucked.
>>714383773
Horns? Doom guy = triggered
fucking lucio from overwatch is trying to kill me and corvo from dishonored is protecting me
Given that a european truck driver is to defend me from Montezuma, I can tell my heart goodbye.
a ww1 soldier is coming to kill me
a titanfall pilot in a tone titan is coming to save me
i think i am going to be just fine
>>714383858
It's fine, Sweden isn't OP
>>714382716
My main vs. Sonic
>>714384037
It's fine, Montezuma and his whole army will die from old world diseases.
>>714384089
You sir are a keklord of the highest order. I thank you.
>>714384037
You will be fine. Its that Gandhi mother fucker you gotta watch out for.
Samus is defending me from Falco
Crystal from NK is coming to kill me. Jacket is going to protect. Idk,,but pretty tucked
So, the Chosen Undead, a hunter of gods and trans-dimensional murderous psychopath is hunting me down with the Lifehunt Scythe.
Who's defending me? A fucking Neopet. A meerca, to be specific.
I kinda wish I hadn't just played it, or it'd be the other way around. Oh well, it was nice to know you all.
>>714382716
Scorpion from mortal kombat to kill me
Katamari to stop him
Well, its a chance
>>714382716
TF2 Engie is going to protect me from the Chosen Undead from DS1.
GGEZ
>>714382716
Aiden Pierce is coming to Kill me, Sakura clicker girl is saving me....
I better get fucking clicking...
>>714382716
My SL 148 quality build from DS3 is coming to kill me
SL 99 THE LEGEND with chaos 2hander and grasscrest shield is protecting me
I think im fucking NITO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
The Fey is defending me from Muriel... support vs support idk how I'm gonna turn out
>Corvo
>Olimar
Fuck me
>>714382716
The Pokemon Sun/Moon player character has to protect me from a Halo Spartan.
R.I.P. me
My Dark Souls character lvl 150 is coming to kill me. Morphling fed as fuck is saving me. This will be interesting.
>>714384322
melee falco? because if so you better start praying Leffen
>>714382716
Nathan Drake wants to kill me. Geralt of Rivia wasn't to save me. I'm gonna live!
>>714384773
Dog he has Pokémon to protect you. Depending on your team you might be alright
>>714384941
Don't give the man false hope...
Well I have a Titan pilot coming to kill me, but I have the hero of the ebonheart pack here to save my ass, still looking dicy.
But, if the pilot has her Titan I'm proper fucked
>>714384558
wtf, neopets still exists?
>>714384558
hope your neopet has infinite health like the fucking crow or cat
>>714382716
My level capped dark souls character is coming to kill me and i only have the batter from off as my protection
>>714384941
I'm human garbage and went Bug monotype
>mfw Wimpod vs Noble Six
>>714382716
>Roadhog vs. the Jedi Exile
Looks like I'm having roasted pork tonight :)
Reinhardt coming to kill me tracer to protect me.
The guy from dead ops arcade 2 is coming to kill me, Carl Johnson is protecting me. I think I'm fucked
Super Mario is coming to kill me
F4 vault dweller is defending me
ill say im safe
>>714382716
call of duty mw1 guy vs trevor phillips.
pretty fucked.
>>714382716
Artyom wants to kill me. Liquid snake is here to defend me
Shiva from RE5 is trying to kill me and Frank from Dead Rising is protecting me.
I hope he brought more than his fucking camera.
Emily from Dishonored is trying to kill me and Noctis is gonna save me
Bury me with my PC and Ps4 please
>>714382716
The kids from Shower With Your Dad Simulator are coming to kill me, and Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior is coming to defend me. I'm alright.
Assault class in Battlefield 1 is saving me from a BKH speedrun character in dark souls
>>714382716
Some little fucking dog creature from go to bed is tryna kill me, and I'm being protected by some action figure knight guy named like bulge or some shit from toy odyssey. I don't really know how it'll end.
My WoW paladin is coming to kill me, and Artanis has to protect me......
I no nothing of starcraft, so I'm not sure of my level of fucked.
>>714382716
hunnipop v lo wang from shadow warrior
my pokemon trainer and some level 20 Ish pokemon
vs
titan pilot & legion
no contest
So sylvanas windrunner is going to protect me against vayne. Im not even sure if im fucked or not
Egyptian sniper mommy is coming to kill me while ty the tasmanian tiger is protecting me. I'd say I'm pretty safe, he can do anything with those boomerangs of his
Max Payne is coming to kill me.
The player character from Hotline Miami is defending me.
Could go either way.
Aiden Pierce is on his way to hack into my asshole and my only protection is a fucking roblox character my 7 year old sis is making my play for her.
My level 45, dual wielding, wood elf skyrim Character, being defended by my endgame Binding of Issac character....
idk could be kinda even, Issac character could fly and had a lot of health.
>>714385080
Nah, spawn squatters will blow her titan up in about 10 seconds...
>>714382716
Ellie from The Last of Us
VS
Frank motherfucking West.
I need to see this play out!
>>714385472
You're fucked
My chink woman on Tom Clancy's The Division is coming to kill me and my Survival Hunter in WoW is coming to save me.
I think im good tbh.
>>714382716
A 595hp v8 aston martin tries to kill me and gmod character protects me
Don't know what to think
>>714382716
Mercy from overwatch is trying to kill me and I have all of Octavian's Rome defending me.
I think I'm K.
>>714385287
If you're lucky Artyom will just beat you senseless and then leave you alive to think on your sins.
Better hope he's going for the good end.
>>714382716
Nanashi from SMT 4: Apocalypse is going to save me from the male Protagonist of Pokémon Sun/Moon.
Oh boy
A farmer with a vacuum is coming to kill me against a level 1 High Elf from Skyrim.
Not actually sure who would win.
Chell is protecting me....
From a deck of fucking cards
Minecraft asteve trying to kill me. Master Chief is protecting me.
The Doom Guy is protecting me from Gordon Freeman
Getting killed by Sackboy while Captain Steelbeard the younger (Risen 3) is defending me? I feel pretty safe.
>>714382716
Looks like King Dedede will be protecting me from Ness. Yeah I'm fucked.
I guess technically Vlad von carstein is coming to kill me, thank fucking god I have the squirrel from ultimate chicken horse to protect me.
>>714385482
I hope your wood elf doesnt know bend will
Revan is coming to Kill me, and Colonel Christopher "Maverick" Blair is saving me...
Not sure if fucked....
BJ Penn vs. Geralt, Butcher of Blaviken
>>714385824
Is this 2008?
>>714382716
One of my skyrim characters is gonna fight my other skyrim character I guess I should be glad that the one defending me is in op dark souls armor
The Courier vs the Sole Survivor
A "Sims 3" character will be fighting to the death against Captain Price... My sim was a fucking "Ghostbuster".
So, a Pilot from Titanfall 2 is trying to kill me.
Noctis is trying to save me.
Hm.
>>714382716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilfb99YJKSI
>>714385824
That is pronounced Master Chef...
Genji is coming to kill me and a AMX AC mle. 46 is my protection. Fuck.
Dude from quatum break is chasing me down and a counter Terrorist is protecting me. Im so god damn fucked
gta v online guy vs superpowered saints row 4 guy
Spyro protecting against Amaterasu
Sun god vs dragon whelp
I'm fucked
Yoshi is gonna try to kill me
Link is gonna save me
Steve (Minecraft) is coming to get me wearing shitty leather armor and carrying an iron sword.
Valkyr Prime (Warframe) is defending me with a Sancti Tigris.
Steve dies. Messily.
Roadhog vs Titanfall 2 campaign pilot defending me, easy stuff.
Ratchet ass clank are coming to kill me and zero from mega man x is saving me. Fuck, putting my faith in zero just because he can probably just teleport me away top a well protected area and then go back and murder ratchet and turn clank into a cock sleeve
Sion versus Karma holy shit I'm boned
>>714382716
Uh.... oh no... TF2's Heavy... "killing you is fulltime job now"
My PvP Chosen Undead is coming to kill me while Walker from Spec Ops defends. This will be exciting at least.
My bloodborne character is defending me from a knave from Rogue Legacy. I'm good.
>>714386849
Oh and uh... the defending one is uh... I think Richtofen from W@W zombies.
I think im good actually.
>>714383858
Muslims can't even cross a body of water without dying. You're fine.
>>714386867
>tfw your attacker is immortal
>>714382716
My GTA 5 Online character is coming to kill me.
My Dark Souls 3 character is defending me.
Noctis is trying to kill me, dva will save me. I think im fucked
>>714386675
kek. Link from which game
Spongebob Squarepants is coming to kill me
But a fucking demonic zergling-crab hybrid is coming to save me
I'm immortal bitches
>>714382716
My death dealing Argonian archer is out to stomp my ass in. An 11 year old pokemon trainer from surfs-up island is guarding my ass with a bunch of lvl 30s. Pretty certain I'm fucked but not sure how badly.
>>714382716
Bring it Dez Bryant
>>714386056
Holy shit, you just happened to be playing a Wing Commander? Which one?
PS you're fucked
my guitar is coming to kill me. Rocksmith is good
>>714385392
I need this shit animated STAT
>>714385812
this could turn into some r34
>>714387068
Ocarina of time
>>714385332
Artanis would be a boss in WoW, you're good
The Pokémon sun and moon character has to protect me from my lol 70 maplestory archer character
Hmmmm
Snake from MGSV is coming to Kill me and the Chosen Undead from DaS1 has to save me.
I'll be fine unless Snake can call on Pequod or Quiet.
>>714387240
Old school!
>>714382716
IQ from RB6S going to kill me, but my hiro BOSS going to fuckher with the Box
cpt falcon is coming to kill me, but its all good because the master chief is here to protect me
Homer is coming to kill me
Raiden will defend me
>>714387517
Decided to bust out the N64 today lol
>>714382716
Jc Denton is after me and I get Ana fron overwatch to protect me
Marth would give Ana a good fight. I think I should be ok.
>>714382716
The Minesweeper wants my ass, but the King of Diamonds has my back.
>>714387777
The guy from Wolfenstien is coming to kill me, while a counter terrorist from cs go is here to protect me, I think I am pretty fucked.
ezio is coming to kill me, and my character from stardew valley is protecting me D:
>>714386675
Yoshi's also trying to kill me!
Ness will be the one saving me, though.
>>714387777
Check that shit
War from Darksiders vs Lightning from ff13
Dovahkiin is going to protect me from a battle field 1 online medic, looks like I'm sleeping safe tonight
>>714382716
So a Division agent is trying to kill me yet Sledge from Rainbow 6 is protecting me?
>>714388171
Leave He-man and Eternia alone! They haven't done anything to you, you evil cunt.
Zenyatta is coming to kill me...and Mercy is going to save me. I think I'm good. Even if Zen manages to kill me, Mercy will bring me right back.
LURKERS NEVER DIE
>>714387517
Old school would be like "Link to the past"
Central Officer Bradford is trying to kill me.
The Ancestor is going to protect me
Yep, I'm 100% fucked.
Noctis protecting me from leona.....Leona fucked
>>714388171
Fuck off skeletor.
>>714388171
Hey fuck you bones
>>714382716
>Level 5 Sorceress from D2 commin to kill me
k
>Guy from Factorio that made a single machine with his bare hands that launched a rocket into space, makes machines that make laser turrets in seconds and has power armor suit that makes him a fucking terminator, is going to protect me.
No worries.
>>714388171
Kek. People are ignoring your arrow you skinny Idiot
>>714382716
Solid snake will protect me from Naked Snake
The new emperor of zakkul and one of the most powerful sith in existence is on his way over to kill me.
A division agent is trying to save me...
Fuck.
>>714388521
One Man Made This
Ash from rainbow 6 seige trying to kill me.
Dwight from dead by day light is trying to save me.
Are you sure that he is the protector in this situation?
An vanu sniper is trying to kill me and an vanu heavy is going to protect me.
I hope the heavy uses the orion or lsw and not the ursa.
End game paper Mario is coming to kill me and Felicia wants to save me. I don't even know
Superman is going to kill me and goku is protecting me. Im safe.
>>714382716
geralt is coming to kill me, noctis is coming to save me.
nice knowing you /b/
>>714382716
Harry from Silent Hill 1 is coming to kill me
Claire Redfield is going to protect me
I think I'll be okay
>>714382716
>The dragonborn is coming to kill me
>Geralt of rivia is coming to save me
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
Wraith from dead by daylight is trying to kill me and The Nurse from dbd is going to save me
>>714387229
I think lucian vs sylvanas would make more sense tbh fam desu
Haha i guess connor from AS3 is going to have to save me from the new england patriots
I think I'm fine.
Kratos hasn't got shit on pirate Torbjorn.
Crystal from nuclear throne is coming to kill me
Mei is going to defend me
Ruh ro raggy
>>714389686
Ac3 my bad
>>714382716
Kill - Nautlius
Protect - Graves
sheitt
>>714382716
The DVLA cant kill you, they can only put points on your licence. Drive safer.
>>714382716
My dark souls pyromancer is after me, Last character I played: Long range heavy that was mvp in king of the kill mode.
Sometimes he dominates pyros and demo man, not sure if can survive???
>>714382716
Souls character vs my bloodborne character should be fun to watch two tanks duke it out.
>>714386971
>Sweden
>Muslims
Ya been drinkin tonight anon?
Boss (Republic Commando) is trying to kill me.
a lone spaceman from No Man's Sky is my only defense.
I'm fuckt.
>>714382716
The dude from subnautica is coming to kill me..
the dude that checks peoples passports in PapersPlease is supposed to save me..
retarded
Main character from Sleeping Dogs Vs random Battlefield 1 Soldier
Yorick is gonna protect me from some faggot farmer from Stardew valley
Agent 47 is on his way to kill me, with some random WWI Battlefield 1 soldier defending
>>714389946
Same boat
Sion will try and kill me while driven defends me
Darius is protecting me from the kid from Limbo.
...something tells me I'll be fine.
>>714382716
So I've got an early game Corvo coming to fight an early game FNV player character. Obviously, Corvo wins, but what if they were both late game? Then I have a demigod fighting an army of robots lead by an invisible man with an automatic grenade launcher.
My level 110 priest is trying to kill me and Lara Croft is going to protect me...Maybe I can get then to make out
Oh shit Link about to cut me. Good thing I have General Patton to protect me!
>>714385655
Just spawn more barrels. You'll be fine.
>>714382716
Masterchief vs Noble Six? But they're both as deadly as each other.....
>>714385120
The batter was a pretty hard core dude
Terrorist is trying to kill me, but level 20 orc warrior is there to kick his ass.
My boys character on skate 3 coming to kill me.
Soldier from battlefield 1 online protecting me. Hmm
Agent 47 is defending be and some csgo ayyrab terrorist is coming to kill me
>>714382716
Chris "punching boulders" redfield Is on his way. Luckily Venom Snake will save me.
My lvl 58 runescape character is trying to kill me. Octane from rocket league is trying to save me. What a save!
>>714383168
>found the nigger
>>714390195
I guess you don't watch much news or something
Wei Shen is trying to kill me and Genji is coming to save me.
>>714383858
Better hope he can roll
>>714382716
my survivor from Ark is coming to kill me, and I'm being protected by a Titan pilot.
I'm OK with this, I guess.
A sniper from the Ottoman Empire is going to try to protect me from Odin...
My dex build ng++ dark souls 3 char is coming to kill me. But as long as he can't respawn at a campfire and bumrush me until the defenses wear down, my Cataclysm DDA char with lots of fabrication, electronics, and mechanics should be able to build me a impregnable bunker I can live in.
>>714391739
follow up (samefag)
If the ark survivor gets my dinosaurs and the Titan pilot gets BT, I can't tell if I'm more fucked or less...
>>714382716
Triple H is coming to kill me and Robert E. Lee is defending me.
I guess it depends on how many Confederate reenactors I can round up for Lee to order around.
Alex Hunter from FIFA 17 is going to have to get through Meepo. I think i'm good
>>714382716
girl from necrodancer comin to kill me
dead killy ork gonna defend me
>not sure if I should be more worried about the ork
Dovahkiin (skyrim) is gonna try to kill me but I have the sole survivor (fallout 4) protecting me this could be very interesting