s/fur: Rye bread edition!
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s/fur: Rye bread edition!
>>714370984
I actually kind of like this idea, should the "Mike" be a mutual friend?
>>714372222
The man asked for rye bread he gonna get rye bread
>>714372497
thankies i try
Too much bread..
>>714372878
you whore this was my joke
Bread posting? Am I in Memecenter 2013?
i need to start making my own bread like i make my own pizzas
>captcha: pizza
>>714373050
oh yeah really funny guy here steal my fuckin bread joke eh fuckin ridiculous
>>714372153
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>>714373077
I've derailed my own thread... so this... this is what it feels like.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481062691317.webm
also, captcha: pizza
>>714371890
Could be easier that way if you have one.
Or if you don't have that option could be just someone you know. Play out on down low. Not a date that can turn out as one. If she comes alone you can tell Mike to beat it if you feel confident enough. Or he can stay as a support to fill in dead air.
In any case come prepared with different facts about the event you're going to so you come off as a genius. Remember the episode of Friends where Joey was dating that PHD girl and brought her into museum? He memorized the paintings and knew history on artists and other interesting info. Even if you can't nail it, she will notice and definitely appreciate the effort.
>>714373280
AHHHHHHHHH-ahhhhhhhhhh-AHHHHHHHHHH
>>714373447
it's been looping for me for like 15 minutes since I first opened it
>>714373447
>>714373595
https://youtu.be/6EfhAFA2yFE
>>714373914
best gif ever
>>714373437
I like it. Much better than going 0 to 100 like I've been looking at it.
>>714374376
Thank god that's censored. I almost saw rude things.
i really dont think i have anything better to do right now other than sleep....
>>714374581
sleep is a nice way to pass time
dreams are fun
>>714374555
that could've scarred ya for life.
>>714374621
sunshine?
For the anon asking for sauce on the last bread.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16998556/
>>714374589
more like that?
>>714374832
....
>>714374130
Well, now you have only one thing stopping you.
Procrastination. You'll most likely postpone it till forever. There's a chart that helps me with stuff like that. Google image search Life Calendar. Print it out and post it on your fridge. It might help you straighten out your priorities a bit. No guarantees unfortunately. Will power and determination are the main ingredients here.
>>714374796
yes
name not working at the moment, I guess
>>714374877
/b/ is limited to 2Mb posts so I'll be very limited.
>>714375076
oh...
there it goes
>>714375076
now i see you.
>>714375076
Ayy
>>714375176
>>714375189
How goes it?
>>714375076
Hey moonshine, long time no see
fuckit
ima sleep
and hope to dream
of being somewhere better
<3
>>714375365
Not much, about to have fun.
>>714375435
Sleep tight, E
>>714375365
sleepy.
>>714375435
good night E
>>714375417
not really
been few days since I've been at my actual computer
lurked/posted a bit from my phone
>>714375495
doing what?
>>714375435
goodnight
>>714375435
night Ether
>>714375435
sheep
>>714375629
>>714375000
Yeah that's likely to happen, I procrastinate so much I wrote a paper on the benefits of procrastination the night before it was due once.
>>714375528
>
>>714375575
Fun stuff. ;)
>>714375866
have fun
>>714375816
counting
>>714375575
yeah, it's an easy place to get stuck. I have a perfectly good couch less than a yard away from me...
>>714375939
I will.
>>714376008
Durka der
>>714376096
...
>>714376418
You took it mah jerrb
>>714376678
>>714375865
Listen anon, as a great one once said; anyone can be anything (or something like that). Nobody else can change you but you. It is all a matter if you want it enough or not.
I do wish you the best though. We may talk more tomorrow (same time probably) if you want. But now I say good night to you all. Sweet dreams.
>>714376910
Sounds like something I would say.
And I am a great one.
Welp, time for an update:
> https://www.strawpoll.me/11817785
>>714376910
I've had a few too many to really understand that first line but night,
im too sleepy
good night all.
caprine girls GOAT
>>714377214
sleep well
>>714377214
night woof
>>714377214
Nighty night, Speshul Doggo
>>714372548
>train
kek
>filename
kek kek
>>714377138
You only go up to 5?
Geez..
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>>714377937
new bread
>>714375515
you will never have a sister like Puzzle
