Waifu claiming thread - bedtime edition
Previous:>> Let's not dwell on the past
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Random Fact: Surprisingly teenagers are the party which reacts the most intense when their parents divorce
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA
カラミチーマス
Night to you then
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
Claim
>>714346513
https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8
>>714346437
Can I get a goodnight kiss?
Reminder when Chen argues it's a battle of who's more autistic and Chen will always win because he is an oldfag, and oldfags are always the most autistic
Life is difficult and unrewarding.
>>714346591
I kicked your waifu's ass
>>714346756
Apparently
>>714345327 (Chara)
Here's my downloaded (rock) music, I've also got Paranoid- Black Sabbath and Livin' On A Prayer- Bon Jovi, but they wouldn't fit
>>714346206 (Felix)
Oh yeah, I forgot you're going .mil, hope you get something neat. What branch are you going to again? It's been a while, sorry.
>Galil
>>714346958
XMGr8 > Failil
>>714346555
>>714346666
bravo
>>714346650
https://youtu.be/3X9LvC9WkkQ
>>714346666
Oh shit
Seems like I really am an evil sociopath
>>714346560
You don't have to worry about me being overworked. I am fine.
>>714346650
Thank you.
This quenches my complex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8J8urC_8Jw
>>714346666
Good night kitty
>>714346958
Oh yeah, I forgot about (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult, that's in there too.
>>714347033
Wew lad
>>714347053
They're stealing your trips and not even using them, what will you do about this?>>714347209 (Yui)
>>714347284
Goodnight Alice
And thread.
>>714346958
>>714347335
Oh, I remember Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I got an album from them some years ago for christmas
They had nice songs, yeah.
I don't know the others though. Only some by the names... well okay, I also know KISS
Maybe I'll listen to them sometime, thanks
well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight
>>714347396
>>714346958
https://youtu.be/qM0zINtulhM
>>714347101
https://youtu.be/QxHkLdQy5f0
>>714347230
Well. Fuck me sideways.
See above.
>>714347451
Goodnight Chara
>>714347486
Pls reply
>>714347692
FAg
>>714347335
Weep
>>714347553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg
>>714346683
underrated post
Sameji claim'd
http://www.strawpoll.me/11816380
>>714347553
Eh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EFMD7Usflbg
>>714348081
>
You'll get them someday
>>714348396
>>714348545
Pls reply
>>714348632
>>714348187
https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU
>>714348469
https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg
Dont you try to out rock me.
>>714346958
Going into the Army, gonna try to go medic or infantry
here
claim
>>714349492
>claim
>tumblr_static_filename
...
>>714348816
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG8faaFUMM
I rock on another level
>>714349023
Neat, infantry can be pretty cool depending on where you're stationed
>>714349864
>rock on another level
>posts mainstream, very common rock
...
>>714349743
kek
>>714349492
>>714349864
You are new to the game. Post actual rock.
https://youtu.be/p0OX_8YvFxA
>>714349990
Im granting pity on him. Hush.
>>714349743
>>714349990
>>714346437
not bad
>>714346560
niceu
>>714346591
very niceu
>>714349108
p good
>>714350076
He doesn't really, come back
>>714350258
>
>>714349990
Did I say what level it was?
>>714350175
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg
Idk
>>714350313
Oh I see
>>714350313
hm?
>>714350333
>>714350563
Giv me some to gib you
>>714350638
>>714350831
I don't have money
claim
>>714350881
I'm going to hang myself if i dont get meds soon
>>714351070
you seem upset
>>714350175
Aw hell yea.
Is this everyday Australia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
>>714349864
Rap rock because it's all I got to contribute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFS3ndWSJ4
>>714351204
>>714351204
Forgot image
>>714351293
do you have one of these for any situation?
>>714351293
If only, haha. If this new therapists place bounces me like the last one I'm just going to give up
>>714351180
No one would buy :(
>>714351239
Your waifu seems cute
>>714351204
Fucking druggies
>>714346437
spiderman we need you!
>>714351767
Why am I a druggie for wanting to not want to die
>>714351239
>>714351204
Please don't
>>714351280
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
>>714351659
>>714351858
Because you think not getting meds is synonymous with dying.
>>714351477
>>714352196
please respond
claim
>>714351477
>>714352246
>>714352196
Pls respond to me as well
>>714352493
>>714352472
>>714352472
>>714352472
>>714352472
>>714352472
>>714352139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMFOL_sAPk
>>714351659
you too cute-o
>>714352472
thank you !
>>714352196
Thanks
>>714352895
I like that .gif
The filename bugs me though
Claimed
![Oliver-Company-oliver-and-company-movie-5884516-768-432[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QhQHcfb.jpg "Oliver-Company-oliver-and-company-movie-5884516-768-432[1].jpg")
Well it's been a busy day.
How is everybody doing since last thread?
Good evening.
>>714353078
is this one better?
>>714353853
Much better.
>eldritch goddess
Who's your waifu, and how does she compare to Cthulu
Rumia claimed
>>714353853
>>714346437
HILLARY IS THE BEST WAIFU.
>>714354230
She's a Nyarlathotep named Nyaruko from an eh anime. There's no Cthulu in it but there's a Cthuli named Luhy and a Cthuga named Kuuko and they're both pretty cute
![tumblr_lwo3y9JVKc1qm4cwzo2_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/L18z7N0.png "tumblr_lwo3y9JVKc1qm4cwzo2_500[1].png")
>>714354566
pig disgusting
Lots of 2hu waifus, very good.
If you're a lurker reading this, I recommend getting a 2hu waifu.
>>714354543
i really like your music!!!
>>714355451
Thanks!
I can see the resemblance
claim
![1288040_1381018787055_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LXcbfkB.jpg "1288040_1381018787055_full[1].jpg")
>>714356005
Better than Hillary.
>>714355103
...Maplestory?
Hey
Claiming for the night.
>>714356658
Sure, why not
![4b3c189e55b5fa57a46fbc513ebb6700[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GcURf2y.jpg "4b3c189e55b5fa57a46fbc513ebb6700[1].jpg")
>>714356782
Who drinks that stuff?
Angry Orchard Apple Cider.
Google it.
>>714357204
What's your character's name and class?
>>714357251
Rumia, stage 1 boss
I got a claim on Terry.
claim
>>714357251
Who fucks dogs?
Fucking a human
Google it
>>714357584
kek
I call Nern
>my dogs face when he's gotten more pussy than you virgins
>my dogs face when you neckbeards pretend to be/date a cartoon character
>>714357675
>mfw by posting that picture in this thread you have just laid romantic claim to your dog
>>714357675
>your dogs face when >>714357251 wants to fuck him
![228439_1240949329138_full[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkRoqxM.jpg "228439_1240949329138_full[2].jpg")
>>714357652
Get with the times man fucking dogs is the popular meme now.
>>714357675
See what I mean?
Nice waifu
>>714358032
>>714357675
Two dogfuckers ITT
![5fc94b276a9fc9c8e2a54c8f83011394[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2voHwIu.png "5fc94b276a9fc9c8e2a54c8f83011394[1].png")
>>714358096
It's happening
spreading all over worldwide
Nothing you can do about it
Soon we will have animal marriage
They try to deflect the truth by saying I'm a dog fucker
>>714358027
I like this
>>714358200
>marrying something that can't consent
>marrying something that will never understand the concept of marriage
>marrying something that you educated as your fucktoy because you couldn't get pussy anywhere else
>>714356998
How'd the final go? Holding up alright?
>>714358602
>implying you fat fucks don't do this with Cartoons
>>714358270
>caring this much about your online reputation you care if they call you a dogfucker
I bet you're a fucking disappointment to your parents. Going online every day, getting mad at what people online say to you.
Fucking pathetic.
>>714358827
waifus are humans. Not real humans living humans. But they understand marriage and they are able to consent to marriage.
>>714358847
I don't care what you man children think it's just funny how I use a pic of my dog to remind you that you're all still virgins and you try to damage control that hard
![76b0134f1afaf2a9ebe79ba46cade2e4[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UhLe61f.jpg "76b0134f1afaf2a9ebe79ba46cade2e4[2].jpg")
>>714358602
>marrying something that can't consent
You mean marrying someONE who CAN consent.
>marrying something that will never understand the concept of marriage
I understand tax benefits just fine. That'll be the main purpose of it basically.
>marrying something that you educated as your fucktoy because you couldn't get pussy anywhere else
Not remotely attracted to women. You can keep them buddy.
>>714358847
Hey it's a perfectly valid hobby. Don't judge what we do with our free time.
>>714358938
This has to be a joke
I made my mom cry today
She says she's given up on me
>>714359275
That one always stings, what'd you do?
Chen vs. Phone shitposter!
Who shall emerge victorious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvvTacquttk
>>714358730
One more tomorrow @ 11am. That's my college algebra exam, the one I'm fairly worried about, but whatever happens, happens, you know? I just want a B average for the semester.
For the most part though I'm holding up pretty well.
>>714359275
Ouch dude I'm sorry, want to talk or anything?
>>714359485
Probably threw a piss jug at her for trying to put his crusty body pillow in the washing machine
>>714359275
what, why
>>714359275
I got into a fight with my only group of friends today.
They say they don't want to talk to me ever again.
:o
>>714359485
>>714359590
I'm fine I really just wanna forget about her
>>714359491
worst adc :o
>>714359590
Hi Misaki!
>>714359002
Stop caring so much that you have to come on everyday around this time and spam an online community. It just proves that your pathetic and have no reputation in real life. Your life's a fucking joke. You live in a trailer because your a poorfag that instead of working, spends his nights getting angry online. I bet you got kicked out of your parents house because you were being a fucking leech. Now that you live in a trailer in the fucking projects you sit around yelling at autistic people online while your girlfriend supports you by doing gangbang porn. You're such a fucking mooch that after your parents kicked you out you sucked your girlfriend's bank account bone dry. Hell the only reason you date her is because its a free meal.
>>714359690
at least you have friends
>>714359690
Its ok yui ;-;
>>714359058
its not a joke.
A waifu can get married to another anime character. Therefore she can understand marriage.
>>714359701
no worries m8
>>714359767
I thought this was the konata pasta tbh at first :o
>>714359590
Exactly. You've done enough worrying and prep to this point. May as well keep looking ahead and get ready for break, as odd as that sounds.
Did the history exam go well?
>>714359789
I'm not yui.
>>714359785
Not anymore I don't
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714346437
>>714346437
![georgette[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hmHpPbx.jpg "georgette[2].jpg")
>>714359690
Geez dude what happened?
>>714359898
Dogs are marriage material.
Anime waifus are fantasy and cannot experience a respectably hard dick pounding injection like a hot tight female dog can.
This is mine.
>>714360087
who is this? :o
>>714359590
*wave*
>>714360133
Dogs cannot consent or understand marriage.
Also its called a hot beef injection
>>714359789
I have been summoned.
:O
>>714359275
I'm sorry. Anything I can do to make you feel better?
>>714360230
It's a random anon. :o
>>714360133
They were mad at me because I didn't want to shoplift with them.. one of them got into my face and pushed me around, so I struck his nose with my fist, you see. After that, I lost all my friends.
>>714359767
Literally started laughing at this with my girl. Sitting in our own trailer, both pretty wealthy for people our age. Both employed. Watching our 55 inch 4K TV. Keep being mad because you're a virgin
>>714360410
Hello Yui!
>>714359701
I'll be here to talk if you change your mind.
>>714359738
What's up kid? How's life?
>>714360012
Geo went great, I think I told you that, 90%, so an 82% average. History is also looking pretty good, but I won't know my final grade nor the exam score for a while at least. He is still grading some of our papers from 3 weeks back and doesn't post our grades online.
That said, it was on 1970- the present day, mostly on globalization and some stuff on the election too actually. I'd be stunned if I scored less than a 90% there. So an A average (hopefully?) I don't want to get too hopeful.
>>714360442
>making up shit to try and impress your man child Internet virginity protection committee
>>714360533
>trailer
>pretty wealthy
choose one
>>714360442
You made the right choice :o
>>714360410
Keep being you <3
>>714360541
Thank you lovely
>>714360223
Gunununu.....
>>714360410
Hey Yui. Up to much tonight?
>>714359738
How goes it?
>>714359915
As far as I'm aware, nope. No backfiring yet. I'll get it eventually!
>I did get a nice revving vid though.
>>714360613
I'm not trying to impress anybody
-_-
>>714360731
But now I have no friends.
I feel like a fucking worthless idiot.
>>714360538
Hi Haruhi. Sorry I am quite busy with house work and a program I am working on.
>>714360731
Oh ok.
>>714360744
Just house work and homework. Working on a lil music too, trying to figure out some new stuff.
>>714360533
>literally started laughing at this with my girl.
Literally take a selfie with her right now. Oh wait, you can't because she isn't real faggot.
>bragging about your tv
You really care what a bunch of people online think about you? Literally no one cares about your tv or girlfriend.
Quit being an attentionwhore
>>714360712
Pretty much this
>>714360541
>>714360744
Better today than the previous week
>>714360847
I know how that feels I just come here everyday to talk to people instead
>>714361007
That's fine just remember to work hard!
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AKrq4cH.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[1].jpg")
>>714360379
Well, not marriage but it's not like it hurts them or anything. It's just a tax benefit thing. Not like they consent to being pets in the first place.
I thought you were saying they can't consent to sex, which is just completely absurd and false.
>>714360442
You seem to have some shitty friends dude. No friends is better than those losers. Why hang out with nigger-tier losers like those?
Respect yourself.
>>714360712
You can be wealthy and live in a trailer. I know people who own like 100 acres of land and live in a trailer. That being said they have no families or animals. It's perfectly viable to save tons of money considering they pay no rent. Trailers only cost like $1000 if you find a good purchase.
If I could do it I would, but you can't exactly live in a trailer with 4 dogs, unless you maybe connected 3 or 4 of them on the same lot or something, which some people also do.
>>714360847
Worthless friends are worse than no friends.
>>714360712
>he was raised in the suburbs with his wealthy parents and thinks everyone around the entire country has everything handed to them and has no concept of money
Feels good not spending that much on a place to live for just 2 people so we have money for nice vehicles and expensive shit for the house. We have a big nice tv, an Xbox one and ps4 and I have a gaming PC, we keep our house loaded with good food and snacks and have subscriptions for countless entertainment shit. Netflix Xbox live appr music etc. feels good not being an idiot and enjoying life with my human gf instead of a cartoon/ pillow. Check out my 32 thousand dollar truck
>>714360767
noice
someone at my brother's work saw my car and has challenged me to a race
>>714361267
i own a 3 bedroom house in one of the nicest suburbs of one of the highest cost of living states, try harder
The latest battle of the autists!
Chen versus Trailer Trash!
Who will come out on top more autistic?!
Everyone knows Chen already wins.
>>714361209
Because they're the only people who will talk to me....
See ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>714361184
What a waste of time
>>714361407
>no timestamp
Picture discarded.
>>714361267
>No concept of money
Literally overpays for everything.
NICE MEEM
>>714361407
Timestamp you faggot you posted that last time
![Dodger-and-Georgette-oliver-and-companys-dodger-19898822-500-279[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzCrMlH.jpg "Dodger-and-Georgette-oliver-and-companys-dodger-19898822-500-279[1].jpg")
>>714361472
I'll talk to you.
Online friends are great compared to real life ones.
>>714361504
He's this mad that his internet bully isn't a lonely Virgin like he is. Keep being an autist
I like this thread
>>714361435
Blow their fucking doors off m8!
>autists getting mad that their internet bully isn't a virgin like they are
![Georgette-Oliver-and-Company-29[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1zfu9e.jpg "Georgette-Oliver-and-Company-29[1].jpg")
>>714361267
>32 thousand dollar truck
Only a fool buys cars new.
I live on about 25-30k a year, and half of that is spent on my dogs.
>>714361876
Saddest thing I've read all day.
>>714360541
I had a gut feeling you'd be fine when today was set and done. That's usually how a hellish day/week goes, it's easy to spend more energy leading up to it versus doing things the day of with the time flying by.
>>714361007
House work is also homework once you got your own place. What sort of music are you working on?
>>714361184
Good to hear, you definitely seem in better spirits.
>>714361828
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>714361579
>Update
You'd talk to a mentally unstable sack of shit like myself?
>>714361960
Today has been pretty good
Wont stop waiting though
>>714361504
This.
>>714361407
Obviously photoshopped. You can tell by the sudden change in lighting and the awkward positioning
>>714361267
>XBox One and PS4
Wowee! 300 bucks! Thats a lot of money!
>32 thousand dollar truck
To be honest a fuck doll costs more than your truck.
>>714361876
Yeah but you literally eat out of dumpsters. You've bragged about finding half of a cheeseburger in a dumpster.
>>714361802
apparently it's an '03 grand prix with the supercharged v6, apparently told my brother he could win easily because supercharger
>240bhp when new
>1500kg
>4 speed auto
vs
>200bhp when new
>1200kg
>6 speed manual
>fat man children angrily typing up a reply to my last few posts with their greasy cheeto stained fingers
![0b636c11956cf409f7d3a78f65ebb9f2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPt3iok.jpg "0b636c11956cf409f7d3a78f65ebb9f2[2].jpg")
>>714361947
Why's that? I've never really been a big spender.
I get most of my food and other stuff for free.
My goal is to live comfrotable without working. I don't care about making the big bucks as long as I don't have to work anymore.
Would be perfectly happy with 70-80k working 0 hours per week. Don't need millions.
>>714362071
I think you're a bit down on yourself which is why those stupid people called themselves your "friend". They knew you lacked self esteem and intended to take advantage of you.
>>714362197
>Yeah but you literally eat out of dumpsters. You've bragged about finding half of a cheeseburger in a dumpster.
Half a cheeseburger? I recovered almost $600 worth of food and clothes last night. I have thousands and thousands of dollars of canned and dry food sitting in my house right now which didn't cost me a cent.
Humility leads to wealth. Pride leads to poverty.
>>714362248
That's nice but who are you quoting?
>>714361960
Just a little bit of electronic stuff.
Mostly just playing around trying to make something new, have been in a bit of a hole for the last couple of months.
>yuiposter
>>714362339
Wealth isn't eating expired hamburgers and food out of the dumpsters
>>714362339
I deserve it, honestly.
I contribute nothing to society, ruin everything I touch, destroy every relationship I ever have.
The list goes on.
As for those guys. Even dirt is better than me.
>>714362592
Dawg, have you seen those mcdonalds hamburgers? Shit lasts months.
>>714362592
Well, your loss dude. I found 3 crates of frozen shrimp a couple weeks ago and still have a few bags of shrimp. My dogs ate most of it. But I still have to spend tons of money on their organic meat.
Dumpster diving has increased my financial standing without having to work at some millionaire's company an extra 25-30 hours a week than I otherwise would to afford this absurd quantity of food, clothes, electronics, hygiene products, etc.
I'm living mainly off of savings and my dog walking income. It is my dream to stop working permanently. I plan to retire by 30 if all goes well.
Dumpster diving is a significant factor in that kind of early retirement.
Keep being prideful. Enjoy working for someone else until your late 60s.
>>714346437
faggottrash
>faggottrash
ME ME ME
