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So what does /b/ think of the Comet Ping Pong conspiracy? I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but this one speaks to me. I'm fully convinced that they are running a child sex slave ring.
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There is something fishy happening in comet ping pong. Pedophilia may be occurring there but I feel it's just a cover up. They are distracting us from something else in the podesta emails. Especially with Assange's promise of Hillary's arrest, and now his disappearance.
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>>714331651
Something even more serious than child sex slaves? I'm afraid of what that could be. But I do find it odd that wikileaks seems compromised and 'assages' behavior has been sporadic.

shit is about to go down, yo.
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>>714331888
also, them trips.
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the pizza related map napkin doesn't mean anything, I draw maps to the restaurant I'm inside of almost every week lol
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>>714332338
I actually hadn't heard about that at all.
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bump. i remember when /b/ was all about this kind of shit. And also Hentai. But it does make make me sad that no one cares anymore.
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https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/32795

Pizza related map hankies
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>>714331205
>I'm fully convinced that they are running a child sex slave ring.

That's because you're retarded.

I bet you share all this bitch's videos on Facebook.
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>>714333147
Ah yes, I did see this one. It's hard to say what it could be about. It could be literally nothing. but it does make the whole "pizza" code word seem more suspicious.
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>>714333279
I don't even know who this bitch is.

also, this was captcha lol
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>>714331205
Nigger I live near there, go there sporadically, there would not be a child sex ring based out of there. Too much foot traffic, cameras everywhere, too many witnesses, etc
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>>714334084
>implying there aren't ways around this.
>implying that just because you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
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There's a ton of smoke but nobody's found a fire yet. At a mimimum, Comet owner James Alefantis (J'aime les enfants=I love children) posts a lot of creepy suggestive pics (kid taped to a table, for one) and comments on social media. On it's own merit, that's nothing, maybe he just has a sick sense of humor.

But there's also Besta Pizza around the corner which until pizzagate had the pedo "boylove" symbol in their company logo. It was changed immediately after this stuff starting coming to light.

Also connected are A LOT of wealthy and powerful elite and DC lawmakers. People like John Podesta, who loves to collect art that would make pedobear blush.

And they all talk to each other frequently about food and things in such weird ways it's got to be code. Not just a few times but dozens of emails talking about "pizza" and "hot dogs."

It's a hell of a rabbit hole to wander down, I highly recommend it for entertainment value alone.
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>>714334301
>assuming I hadn't thought of this
I've wandered around, mainly to see the routes of escape, sometimes to see if there is anything fishy. So unless they stuff the Lolita's into the freezer, fat chance
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>>714334585
But I will admit that the whole pizza gate is ironic because of the 4chinz history with cheese pizza
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>>714331205
My racist uncle believes this will land Hillary in jail.

He also used to molest my brother and I.
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>>714334585

freezer you say?
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>>714334739
Cool story bro
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>>714334789
Ok, now I'm suspicious
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>>714334789

Oh "jimmycomet" is James Alefantis. His avatar is also pedo-related but I can't find the wiki screencap that talks about it right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTiUaloDDA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-38156985
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>>714331205
Even if kids got raped there, who cares? Kids get fucked by people all over this country on a daily basis. I dont give a fuck about kids, just like how no one gives a fuck about adults.
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>>714331205
You're a troll, and you know it. If you weren't you would cite what convienced you.

Like a fucking month ago, before this was even news, I saw it and all the alleged evidence emails and instagram posts, and I did a thorough investigation and determined that everyone acting like they had credible evidence were citing someone else who had just made something up.

The rest of the supposed "evidence" is just normal emails and instagram posts with nothing strange, maybe some bad humor, but certainly nothing illegal.

The people pushing this are simply doing it for fun.You are probably one of them. It's an ego thing. They feel good about pumping this up with lies because when they see it on the news, in their demented mind, they see it as something "real" that they "did". The people who aren't trolls are generally either just flat out idiots for not digging for themselves, or legitimately mentally ill and willing to believe literally anything that strikes their fancy.

The level of "evidence" they are citing boils down to, making shit up. Like, "OH THIS person capitalized every third word, that's 10,500% definitely a connection to the illuminati underground railroad, and this other symbol here that never appears in the emails looks kind of like this other one that doesn't' have anything to do with anything except to make you distracted enough that if you've got shit for brains you'll believe anything I say."

It's honestly, fucked up that ANYONE would hang onto it at all without looking into it. It's clear that it's entirely fabricated out of literally nothing for the sole purpose of political manipulation.

Look for yourself. Don't take my word for it. It's all fabricated nonsense.
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>>714334854
Because a restaurant showing off its walk in cooler is so fucking strange, right?

you niggers need to grow the fuck up and try digging up a real story. It's not as easy as just making shit up over nothing.
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>>714335962
Nigger Begone
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>>714331205
You are retarded and should an hero. Stop talking about this bullshit non-story and just end yourself.
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>>714335741
>This pizza shit is nothing but make believe to distract from real issues

Then what is the real issues?
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bump for knowledge
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>>714336116
This, children, is what we call a samefag
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>>714336297
Well, no, actually, you guessed wrong, there, newfriend. better luck next time.
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>>714336256
Oh, who knows, why not look for yourself instead of letting some other faggot with an agenda feed you more bullshit?
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>>714336559
Anon, you don't know the real issues either, do you?
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>>714336559
Because I don't care? And why can't the pizzashit be true? It would not be the first time important people fucked kids, shit take a look at Belgium all the politicans do is fuck little kids
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>>714334084
How's their 'za?
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>>714335962

Do restaurants normally use hashtags like #murder when showing off their newly built walk-ins?
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>>714334544
Yup but to actually believe comet is their location for raping children is insane. What we have is a very peculiar group of people with a fascination/ obsession with children. It's really weird but to assume anything more than that would be awfully presumptuous.
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>>714336764
>Because I don't care?

If you don't care then why the fuck are you here?

Look, shit's corrupt, there's no doubt, but look at the actual evidence they cite and you see that it is literally FUCKING NOTHING. I'm telling you, just look instead of acting like everyone is on that fucking badnwagon of insanity. just look, it's all bullshit.

Like "Oh look you didn't use punctuation at the end of your post, I see now that is a sign of the alien conspiracy" or more to the point, "That post used the word 'Belgium' that's secret code for "in my house" and he used the words 'politicians' That's code for "the family"

That's the kind of "evidence" you're hanging onto with that story.

Seriously. It's complete bullshit and obviously so.
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>>714337056
Independent ones will have some guys that post dumb shit with dumb hashtags.

Source: work for an independent restaurant.
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>>714337056
No they don't, and he didn't either. You just made that one up on the spot you demented fucktard.
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>>714337117
>If you don't care then why the fuck are you here?

Why not? It's still fun to read about peoples theories even if I don't care if its true or not.

People reading to much into stuff happens and that's a part of what makes stuff like this interesting. If it was not for conspiracy nutcases the world would be boring.
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>>714337117
What is your obsession with punctuation? Your punctuation example is not even close to people talking about pizza related maps. I don't think they're raping children at comet but Jimmy Comet's Instagram and the Podesta brother's art is really fucking weird. And that's it. Except the ties between Clinton and Epstein as well as Tony Podesta and Dennis Hastert, which considering how prominent those men are and how many people they knew really says nothing, even when you do combine it with the disturbing art the Podesta brothers love.
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>>714337870
Well you're weird, too. This whole site is fucking weird. It doesn't mean a fucking thing.

And I don't give a shit about punctuation, but that's exactly the kind of dumb shit cited as evidence or "proof" by the people pushing that story.
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Does anyone have a rip of the owners instagram?
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>>714337954
You don't need the pizza story to discredit Hillary, she does a great job of doing that herself with her sickness, deleting emails and having illegal private servers.

The pizza story also have almost nothing to do with Hillary, but people around her and the chance of her having pedos around here is high even if this story is false, she is a person of power, their will always be pedos around people of power.
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>>714337192

It's right in the image we were talking about dumbass:
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>>714337870
The punctuation thing was to prove a point about nitpicking you dumb cunt. Fuck my nigger cousin would have picked up on that and he's a fucking nigger.
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>>714331205
All you have to do is realize that the news started talking about fake news as pizzagate got popular. Then theres a false flag attack on comet so they can have actors go on tv and tell you how nice of a family restaurant got attacked by a trump supporter.
If there's coincidences, don't overlook them.
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>>714338502
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I give up. you guys won't listen to reason. You just want to have fun pushing your lies and you don't give a fuck who gets hurt as long as you have your fun.

Just like fucking niggers.
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>>714334084
Nigger, ever hear of hiding in plain sight?
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>>714338164
I am not closely acquainted with known convicted pedophiles and sending emails that are clearly in code. Now you could easily argue that the wiki leaks emails are fake, it at the very least not verifiable.

The things cited as "proof" by some (idiots) is looked at as "evidence" by others. Is there enough evidence to prove anything? No absolutely not, but what are your personal thoughts on the Jimmy Comet Instagram? I don't think people should be threatening him or his employees or walking in with guns, but if I was an employee and my employer had those kinds of posts publicly displayed on Instagram I would find somewhere else to work.
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>>714338750
ok, I missed that, uhh, sorry.

Still, that doesn't prove anything, he was just playing along with what the other customer said about a kill room. Also the werewolf thing is obviously just a harry potter reference.
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>>714338837
You haven't even offered any logical arguments.
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>>714338430
The punctuation thing proved no point and was completely asinine.
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>>714331651
>>714331888
I'd say the stuff about alien disclosure and consciousness is categorically more serious.
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>>714338924
I wasn't saying that the #murder bullshit means anything. I'm the guy that's worked with dumbasses and joksters in this industry and seen what they'll say.

I just highlited it to point out this guy isn't making that up (really the only thing it seems he didn't).
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>>714338266

The original digging was trying to connect Hill directly but yeah, she discredits herself enough without any help.

That being said, she sure likes to surround herself with pedos and pedo protectors. Note the name Laura Silsby, Clinton herself intervened as Sec of State to get Silsby out of custody in Haiti when she tried to sneak 30 kids "orphans" out of the country. (Most of those children it turns out actually had families.)
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>>714338871
Thank you for trying to be reasonable.

Look, I don't doubt the emails are legit, but none of the content points to any criminal conspiracy.

As for the off color instagram shit. The business is small. It's small as fuck. Have you been there? It's just in a little building in a little strip mall type area. It has some ping pong tables and that's pretty much all there is to it.

They are small and post for fun because they are not in the public eye. It would be like if you had a business that mostly just you and your friends patronized and made silly off the wall joke posts about it on facebook and then someone takes that out of context and tries to act like it's some criminal shit.
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>>714338924
Try checking facts before you call people liars. And yes the #murder means nothing and is of course being blown out of proportion but you want to check all the information yourself before you make claims or else stuff like the guy going to comet with a gun happens.
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>>714338925
yes I have. I even made clear examples of how the "evidence" and "proof" cited are complete fantasy.
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>>714331205
when the news came out I thought it could be possible; but since all this shills freak out about "this dumb fake news" then I'm entirely sure there's something going on
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>>714331205
I think that kinda stuff happens everywhere, we just don't see it.
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>>714339429
How are facts fantasy?
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>>714339420
I'm not the one making outlandish claims, in case you missed it faggot. What the fuck does it matter what he jokes about? I just didn't see that #murder and I agree it's silly that he posted it, but it's just a joke. Goddamn

Do you niggers really believe that they would be posting shit like that if anything was actually going on?

You people are dim.
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>>714339734
They are not facts. They are literally make believe. It would be no different than me sitting here saying "How are facts fantasy?" is a code phrase for "I'm a nigger faggot" And then focusing on how bad it is that you're black and homosexual

See how easy that was you fucking idiot? Learn some reasoning skills.
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Many believe a pedophile ring has been part of the Democrats since the days of LBJ. Also, JFK may have been assassinated to cover this up. If Trump has the Feds go after this, the Democrats are no longer a viable political party.
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>>714339310
I thought that Elephantis was the 49th most powerful man in Washington according to GQ and that Comet was very successful? No I have never been to Comet and likely never will, I don't live there. Personally if I want to make semi racy jokes with friends I do it privately , not publicly.

Once again I don't think that there is criminal activity going on at Comet but it certainly is the kind of thing that makes you raise your eyebrows and go, "huh, that's pretty weird". It's entirely possible to think the whole thing is quite peculiar, wouldn't you agree that the cum panda post, "j'aime l'enfants" post and others are just plain odd?
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>>714339983
Yeah, and they also say there are reptilian aliens with secret underground bases and the deep underground military bunkers with the million man army of alien hybrids.

Come on, dude. That's all a load of horseshit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OrX0U4qwTM
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>>714339741
You realize calling people niggers over and over and being too stupid to look at the hashtags in an already posted picture makes you come off as the dim one right? If not downright stupid.
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>>714340135
>Yeah, and they also say there are reptilian aliens with secret underground bases and the deep underground military bunkers with the million man army of alien hybrids.
>Come on, dude. That's all a load of horseshit.
For a lot of people, they just can believe there is a level of evil like this in the world.
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>>714331651
It actually has played out like the perfect scapegoat. The podesta emails genuinely have some questional stuff in them but littered with just enough 'pedophilia' lingo to make people deep digging into that while only getting more paranoid and the whole investigation gets labelled 'fake news' a term that came out of nowhere recently, and the 'rabbit hole' genuinely causes mental illness and paranoia so everyone who looks into it a lot rightfully gets called mentally ill.
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Oh and be sure to check out "heavy breathing" a band that performs there regularly. Fun for the whole family.

http://www.heavybreathing.net/a.html
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>>714340135
What a dogshit argument. It hurts my eyes to look at it.
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>>714340410
What would you want the news to call it?

Fake news is a pretty dam good name for it, and is straight to the point.
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>>714331205
sounds like a load of fucking nonsenses
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>>714340676
I want them to call it what it is. A dangerous trap leading people away from real issues and into a rabbit hole of paranoia and mental illness.
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Images like this were creepy, but I started getting suspicious when Reddit banned the thread and google stopped linking to the evidence.
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>>714340676
I want them to write a good article saying why people are freaking out, explaining why it is irrational to jump to outlandish conclusions and further explaining why it is nonsense. Instead of just using the word fake news 25 times and not actually relaying any information. BBC did a great article along these lines, CNN should follow suit.
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Guys... guys... it's time to seek help. For people who are in the "rabbit hole" over this, you need to get a mental health evaluation.

>People putting all of their faith into this investigation based on 4chan infographs which people create and fake over every single conspiracy

The owner of Comet Ping Pong is a creepy guy. He's one of those weird modern artsy types. It's also quite apparent from the imagery they share that it's a frequent hotspot for gay guys.

>What about the pictures of children on his instagram?
Those were shared by other people for the most part.

>What about John Podestas emails?
Most of those emails look like any business email from day to day. 90% useless chatter, 10% getting things done. It's pretty normal. As for the "code", some of these 'codes' were flat out made up. For example, the handkerchief email.

All that is, is literally a reminder that they're going to get pizza. The white/black symbolism for child sex was also made up. Whoever has been sharing that infograph added the white term later on.

>What about Clinton/Obama being there?
People of the pizza shop and politicians are friends, yes.

>What about Reddit banning it?
People weren't posting evidence, they were just blatantly witch hunting against employees. Reddit always shuts down witch hunts.

>How is he one of the most influential people?
He's a modern artist. People like that hold prominent positions in a lot of different cities, not just DC. It doesn't make sense but neither do the artsy types.

It's literally just an artsy pizzeria. There's no secret child sex trade going on, CTR isn't coming here to try and discredit you, no one's shilling for Hillary, this conspiracy is literally just fucking insane. Go back to talking about chem trails and crisis actors. You had more credibility there and you were still wrong.
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>>714340461
Not an argument
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>>714340821
>. A dangerous trap leading people away from real issues and into a rabbit hole of paranoia and mental illness.

pretty much this..

It's amazing how easily people are herded into nonsense when you emotionally manipulate them. And people should be well aware.
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>>714341098
Wow, a good, rational post. Well done anon.
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>>714341098
What about #chickenlover
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>>714339998
Trippy
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>>714341098
oh yes, talking about pizza being yummy all the time is just a coincidence.. right?
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>>714340439
I'm sorry but this pizza place is starting to sound like a good time now. Should've voted Hillary.
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>>714340439
Seems like the bands this bar in my town brings in. The owner's into weird shit like this. He's not a pedo though, just a 24/7 drunk who likes shitty music.
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>>714341098
>you need to get a mental health evaluation.

You're on /b/ for christ's sake, go back to faceberg/reddit/tumblr.
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>>714341098
Suuuuuuuure,jpg
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>>714341000
Checked

But I'll tell you why they won't ever do that, friend.


It's because the very idea of it, whether it's fake or not, is news. That's how low things have fallen in America. It's the low hanging fruit and it's what they dish out because people really are stupid as fucking idiots, ready to consume anything dished out to them.
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>>714341651
Don't have a Facebook, don't have a Tumblr and rarely ever go to Reddit. Don't have an account to even post there.

Not everyone on /b/ is mentally deficient or fits the stereotype most people think when they picture the average poster here.

Some people here are functional.
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>>714341502
I believe his explanation was that that's his gid daughter and a cute picture. No idea about chicken lovers though.
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So, why hasn't an investigative team gone in and checked it out? Let me guess, the owner has watched a lot of CSI and covered it all up? I'm just asking because alt-righters who believe these things seem to have all the answers.
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>>714341754
They can still call it fake news and explain why though. US journalism is so fucking shit it makes me sick.
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>>714341098
Thanks m8. Let the shining lamp of knowledge destroy all the ignorance here.
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>>714341514
It's a pizzeria for fuck's sake dude. Are you retarded?
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>>714341514
It's a pizza place... I assume the topic of pizza comes up from time to time but I could be wrong.
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>>714340821
So something that is not real (fake) and is currently getting a lot of attention (news)

Fake news.

>>714341000
Yeah that would be nice to explain to people how ridiculous it all is and how fake it is. Using the word "fake news" does not discredit it though, it just is a lazy way of reporting.
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>>714341886
Because they won't allow crazy people to investigate and there is no real evidence so authorities won't be investigating either.
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>>714342074
two cucks spotted
how much is ctr paying?
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>That feel when I had to stop visiting /pol/ because /b/ has more cognitive reasoning and logic

This election ruined that board.

>implying it was great before then
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>>714342134
I don't even know what the fuck ctr is, Are you serious? You're a fucking nutcase. They sell pizzas. What the fuck else are they going to say about pizza? That it sucks? to eat a burger instead? Wake the fuck up.
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>>714340676
Lies.
Fake news is like daily show
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>>714342109
>Yeah that would be nice to explain to people how ridiculous it all is and how fake it is. Using the word "fake news" does not discredit it though, it just is a lazy way of reporting.

Exactly!! Where is the real journalism?
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>>714342282
>ctr
It's a popular term on /pol/ because they believe a marketing firm is paying people to post on 4chan in favor of Hillary.
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>>714342401
Even after the general?
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Chateau de Amerois in Belgium is another place where ritual child sex occurs. Read up on "ballet rose" and "ballet bleu." The dungeon has 1000 points of light in the ceiling. These rumors have persisted since the 1970s, and bBlood Libel goes back much further. The wikileaks email dump was some pretty damning evidence. I believe the original emails, but the embellishments are getting out of hand.
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>>714339056
Care to elaborate?
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>>714342401
That has always been /pol/ though. Most of them are throwbacks in evolution and dumb as shit. If you throw facts at them, they just shout a meme or call you a shill.

>Before the election
"Spotted the jidf!"

>During/After
"Spotted the ctr"
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>>714342313
Real journalism doesn't make money or cause enough drama. Dead.

>>714342299
So a parody? Which is what all this comet ping pong pang pizza shit is. Fake news.
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>>714342313
it's definitely not washington post because every headline is "trump is a dumbass"

and it's not yahoo because, for example, their big "the italy referendum failed" story was literally one short paragraph that didn't even explain what the referendum was

and it's not The Daily Show because it's all "in breaking news, every republican and alt-right extremist is retarded" with the audience replying "omg hahhahaaha *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* tell us more!!!! bernie 2020!!!!!"
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>>714336780
burnt. Also the waiters are hipsters that fucking slack off and are slow as crap.
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>>714342793
>it's definitely not washington post because every headline is "trump is a dumbass"
Thankfully, they've been proven wrong so far on that headline. Right?
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>>714341098
It is misdirection to hide the real pedo ring?

Why is this getting some much press attention?
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>>714342918
It's not. The only thing the press is talking about is some idiot walking into the shop with a gun because of things he read on the internet.

That's career suicide to report on something like a child rape and murder ring without having any concrete evidence.
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>>714342918
Is it even possible for you to stop making random shit up? Or do you just naturally jump to the wildest conclusions you can imagine?
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>>714340119
Washington DC is a small city that grew up only recently. if you were doing business in DC 20 years ago you would would probably be on that list too.
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>>714342241
>>That feel when I had to stop visiting /pol/ because /b/ has more cognitive reasoning and logic
>This election ruined that board.
/pol/ was always a shit storm, it just went to shit hurricane.
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>>714342793
>tfw bernie will be 80 in 2020 and will probably be too old for office
>if I had a face itd be crying
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>>714336471
Screen cap it then, faggot.
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>>714342826
Well then fuck them
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>>714342886
As it stands the protesters have done more damage to the country than Trump has ever had time to. So i'd say yes.
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>>714341754
DING DING DING winner. Literally the reason Trump is now president.
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I always thought rich white people held child pedo rings in mansions or somewhere seclusive. Nah, downtown in the middle of DC sounds good.
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>>714343332
Trump will make a fine president that will be remembered historically as an exceptional leader.

It's like Reagan for the 21st century.
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>>714342680
Could the united States benefit from government funded news resources like BBC or CBC? Their articles are certainly much less sensationalized.
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>>714343558
>Trump will make a fine president that will be remembered historically as an exceptional leader.
Well that sure is some positive thinking. First, all we have to do is get him to attend his security briefings, put his phone down once in a while and get a clue about foreign policies before he pisses someone off.
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>>714343321
you people are idiots. go back to infowars where you belong, you worthless faggots
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>>714343643
They can't. Even Alex Jones has stopped investigating Pizzagate.

>Inb4 something something elites threatened him
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>>714343568
No idea what the country could benefit from, it is already fucked

I would appreciate it though >>714343332
is right about trump. News did the worst job ever of making news about this election, everything making trump look so bad gave him the appearance of the underdog

Now we have to deal with a twat that parades his ignorance on twitter like a frat boy
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>>714343740
>He got a slice of the pie
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>>714343643
FUCK YOU GLOBALIST SCUM! THIS IS A MOVEMENT!
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Well, I guess there hasn't been many shootings lately so conspiracy theorists have nothing else to do. Just wait for the next shooting and they'll be back to making YouTube videos with their ugly dumbass faces in them talking about martial law and false flags.
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>>714343558
>probably I guess
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Believing in pizzagate is really reddit-tier garbage. I warms my heart to see how easily it gets shot down here.
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>>714331205
something is definitely off, media wouldn't pay it any attention at all otherwise.
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>>714344081
Only on /r/the_donald
/r/news and /r/politics isn't that bad and batshit crazy.
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>>714343834
The worst thing is, by taking his quotes out of context and constantly mentioning him alongside the KKK (CNN never talked about Hillary's mentor Robert Byrd though) they gave actual genuine ignorant racists somebody to rally behind wether he or the media intended it or not and now that he's won a lot of those people feel empowered. The media has created a monster, sites like info wars aren't the only ones guilty of irresponsible reporting, that's for sure. Opinion pieces have their place, but they should be stated as such and articles should be objective and the opinion of the author shouldn't constantly be readily apparent in their articles.
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I hate the term "fake news" and I have no idea why it's become a buzzword recently. Nigger, we've been calling it "click bait" since the internet was a thing.

>No, that super hot model 5 miles from you isn't real and doesn't want to fuck you
>No, this $9 eBook won't make you a millionaire
>No, this $9 eBook won't make you lose a lot of weight

Or, the Facebook click bait that's been plaguing the site for a few years now. It's one of the main reasons I deactivated the account.

>What happens next will bring tears to your eyes
>What happened next dropped my jaw
>I was in tears when I saw what happened

I got sick of seeing that every other fucking post. Most of them were flat out made up. It's like the YouTubers who put thumbnails of tits but there's no tits in the video.

TLDR ITS CALLED CLICK BAIT GOD DAMNIT, STOP SAYING FAKE NEWS
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>>714344362
>they should be stated as such and articles should be objective and the opinion of the author shouldn't constantly be readily apparent in their articles.

In case you missed it all that convention went out the fucking window about 2-3 months ago when major pres companies outright came out in full support of hillary and specifically against Trump.

It's too late now. It only gets worse from here. As if we didn't see it coming a mile away. The press (the only institution specifically protected in the Bill or Rights) has been sensationalist shit solely for entertainment to sell ad space decades.
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>>714344612
Are you clicking on your TV screen?
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>>714344612
>PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE
>LOSE ALL YOUR BELLY FAT
>WIN THE GAME

WITH ONE OLD WEIRD TRICK (CLICK HERE)


hahahaha. People actually click those, too.
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>>714344612
They are saying fake news because they are not only trying to discredit the game news storys, they are trying to affirm that they are REAL news, which is very important for them right now because the president elect and a lot of citizens are getting fed up with American news publications which simply cannot hide their bias, left wing or right.
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>>714344980
I used to be into Internet Marketing and I made ads like that. They work but they're expensive and if the page you're sending them to sucks, you lose a lot of money fast.

I wish I had put more effort into IM back when it worked...
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>>714345023
> American news publications which simply cannot hide their bias

It's not that they can't hide it. did you miss what happened during the last election? They outright came out and took sides as a company. It's the end of real journalism. Now you're either establishment shill or a nobody
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>>714344802
Here in Canada we have boring, yet informative news. US is fucked.
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>>714345118
Don't take it personal, but I hate your kind. So fuck you. If you're going to bait people at least use something real, fag.
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>>714345118
It's those ads that make the page suck in the first place, fag. It gets to where the user can't tell what's the fucking ad and what's the site
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>>714333279
I bet you also think Trevor Noah owned her on his show.
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>>714343568
We already have state run media. It's called CNN.
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>>714345255
I guess Americans are too hooked on bullshit and drugs to care enough about the truth as long as they are entertained at that specific second.
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>>714345908
I've never cared for that show but holy shit he sucks. I swear, they only picked him to shove the "diversity" down our throats.
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>>714331205
This appears to be %100 true op. You should go down there & "self-investigate" but make sure you're heavily armed because you know these types of pedo hideouts have heavy security. Please check back with your results - Trump's white America must know the truth!
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>>714344802
Shits been going that way since Trayvon and longer. As soon as the administration started backing the blacks that were justifiably being shot("look like my son if I had one") the media, specifically anything ending in "Post", turned into the race baitingest scraps of shit imaginable. God damn every time a black dude gets shot HuffPo reads almost exactly like the Trayvon/Zimmerman/Brown/Wilson green text that painted the whites like nazis and the blacks like innocent schoolgirls.

Kek. Captcha pizza
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The gunman was running around looking for a basement he was convinced would be there by whatever alex-jones-esque fake news source he was reading. I hope there's surveillance footage of him running around and scratching his head.
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>>714346963
Libtard detected
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>>714347556
Yep. My life is better than yours, I am better positioned than you to withstand the Trump administration's disastrous policies, and I am better than you.

:)
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One or a few people in this thread are not like the others.

The cat is starting to protract its claws.
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Im spanish, I have a very little clue about whats going on but can someone do me a quick tl;dr
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>>714348316
paranoia aside, there are surely disinfo spreaders all over the internet trying to manipulate opinions. But for this I think people have been given "enough rope to hang themselves" as sun tzu's book of war speaks of.
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>>714348482
>wikileaks reveals emails between high ranking government officials about "pizza" and "hot dogs" that make literally no sense
>for example, Obama bought $65,000 worth of "pizza" for one event (there are other examples)
>Comet's Pizza Restaurant comes up repeatedly in these emails
>It is located near businesses that have been ties to child trafficking groups
>"cheese pizza" is common slang for child porn
>Comet's Pizza's owner is listed as one of the most influential people in Washington DC even though he supposedly just owns a restaurant
>The restaurant is on the border of the woods
>sketchy instagram posts about children have come from the restaurant owner
>The logo of the restaurant almost identically matched a sign that's used by pedos to identify each other
>shady money being moved
just go on youtube and look up pizzagate, there are better explanations
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>>714331205
When kids are getting fucked one of them would come forward. It happens every time church, schools, sports, relatives, someone always comes forward. The kids that hang out at that pizza place are smiling and happy. When youre a lottle kid getting fucked by rich old men you are not smiling and happy. There is no proof what so ever and you faggots are completely embarrassing yourselves for fucks sake. Sure theres a podesta pedo ring sure you might wanna look into epstien but jesus fuck its just a pizza place
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>>714348205

Let me guess, White with a post-graduate degree. How'd I do?
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>>714345205
>you're either establishment shill or a nobody.

I'm going to go out on a limb here. You're a NEET who doesn't understand why he's not rich despite being the smartest person he knows.
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