Going to continue posting my on going tinder endeavors from yesterday. Only have an hour or two to spare this time.
this chick just messaged me first
we'll see how this plays out
more pics op? cant see if she's a pig
should have said "i'll shake your bacon" instead
>>714331114
every single one of her pictures is with her and another girl. i can't tell which one she is. will try to acquire more pictures if she replies
>>714331207
can you enhance one of them so we got a chance how they both look ?
How did the date go last night OP?
>>714331392
duuuuude i said fuck the date and went to the bar instead. she said she couldn't hangout until like midnight, and said she'd rather come over tomorrow. we'll see. but i'm supposed to go on one tonight with the girl from yesterday. so i kinda gotta pick one.
I was there last night... how did it go for you? What are the mechanics of a good tinder profile? I'm not super attractive so I need all the help I can get.
alright, new girl replied.
>>714331560
Sometimes the bitches are just more trouble than they are worth
>>714331624
niceee already got her tits half way out, just finish the job OP
>>714331612
pretty much got stood up. life goes on though, if you win one out of every 10 battles, you only need to talk to 10 girls before you get laid.
>>714331624
better pic of this girl, she's the one on the right.
>>714331801
not bad, fuck her op!
can we have a pic of the OP, i wanna see what we're up against
>>714331998
gotta take it slow
>>714332196
i got ya i got ya
>>714332196
we'll see if she likes sarcasm
You never meet them, just sweet talk them on an app. Prove me wrong OP, show us a message from after a successful "in out" session
>>714332818
yeah show us success op
>>714332818
Quiet you. OP had massive success yesterday. He even told one she was being lame and she apologized and kept taking to him. He knows what he is doing
>>714333097
His goals were to fuck them, not have them apoligize for insults. At least that was said in the original post :)?
>>714333097
Looks like I'm just in time for the circlejerk
>>714332818
>>714333020
this was from last week. the last time i had a random girl over from tinder. I've had one other girl over since then, but she comes over all the time.
>>714333221
no they are right, i haven't fucked any of the girls from yesterday. I'm also a lazy shit and need to stop being one so hopefully tonight will be better. messing around on /b/ doesn't help either
>>714333294
Alright man, now proceed with the mission!
>>714333294
good enough for me
i don't really want to step out of line with this girl, she is gorgeous and don't want to fuck it up.
>>714333637
you're a fuckn faget. what a waste of time. dum thread.
>>714333637
Tell her she's doing God's work fighting the Plague and that you find the outfit a plus.
>>714333637
she's not bad but being semi agressive, isn't a bad call
>>714333637
she's looking for Chad to dominate, degrade, and humiliate her
respecting her is beta as fuck
Why do you think she's on tinder
>>714333637
She is pretty fucking hot. Those friends though look like slut bags
>>714333842
your friends say more about yourself than anything
>>714333834
you'd be surprised
another on going one.
what kind of pics do you have on there to get such good responses
>>714334106
chad pics
>>714333916
True. She could be a total whore and tried to make herself feel better by being in the medical field.
I dated a nurse once. She was a slut. Cheated on me a couple times before I found out. All her friends were complete whores too. They were fun ass fuck but couldn't trust them
>>714334204
what does that mean? I'm new here
>>714334204
This OP looks like a complete Chad
>>714334360
Chad's are the alpha males we despise but discretely want to be
>>714334360
you fucking faggot. basically pics of a tool douche
>>714334490
Why are you so angry? Your mom didn't make your pizza rolls today?
>>714334479
>>714334490
ahh alright so like workout shorts and tanks with sun glasses constantly type thing and those chubbies shorts that frat guys wear
>>714334577
Fuck is that bitch dumb? She is probably dumb ass fuck.
>>714334652
Pretty much any guy that actually gets pussy is a Chad to most the beta faggots here
>>714334479
>>714334490
sorta like the my dad will sue you if you hit me but if you hit me ill hit you back with a bear bottle and call the cops to get you thrown in jail look?
>>714334577
tell her you only fuck girls you respect as well, and see if she's feeling that as well op
>>714334774
ahh
>>714334793
eh i don't think that's me though dude
>>714334898
Battlestar Galactica.....
...Give a gift better than ***.
>>714330225
nice to read you again, op. What happend with the chick from yesterday? the one with the "cheap hoe" dialogue. Did you get her nudes respectively were you even trying to get her nudes?
>>714335129
we're actually texting right now. trying to figure out what we're doing tonight. i really REALLY don't want to go out to dinner or some shit.
>>714335088
oh its you again. what happened with those chicks from last night? the thread 404d and i didnt see another one.
>>714334898
>Nerd
This bitch. Why do chicks say this shit?
>>714335088
op you tha chaddest fuck i've ever seen
>>714335088
ohh youre in the coast guard
i think of chads as like douches who drink constantly and are only in college because their dad made a special call so i wouldnt call you a chat just a pussy attract-er
>>714335273
OP you are a Chad. But you are our Chad.
9/10. Would have beers with
>>714335400
yea i wish my dad could've paid for my college. gotta do it this way though. waiting for the girls to reply.
>>714335211
The BSG Miniseries.
It's 3 hours long. Thank me later.
Then watch 33.
She'll be hooked and will have to stay to watch more.
Success!
>>714335400
Not every Chad has a rich dad. Where do you guys get this shit?
>>714335562
Every "chad" ive ever seen
>>714335211
nice! Got any pics of her? Only saw the little chat pic but she looked hot there.
Maybe you could state that you want her to come over? Last I remember was that she had that "it's up to you <3" attitude.
>>714334898
jesus christ..
>>714335265
Because nerd has two meanings nowaday. The oldschool forever alone gaming beta one and the hot trendy big glasses one
OP you improved my tinder game yesterday by letting me watch you work much appreciated
>>714335906
not op but what did you do? I thought, op's lines only work because he's handsome.
>>714335714
so it sounds like we're going to get desert at chile's or something, because i don't really want to do a whole dinner date thing. then she will most likely be coming over afterwards.
>>714335864
I have zero faith in girls actually reading your profile. Plus she is just looking for something to talk about
>>714335265
She just wants OP to approve her as being cool
>>714335088
Yeah you look cool, not a Chad
>>714335906
Speaking of tinder game, can you give me some tinder profile tips? I am not that attractive, so I was thinking of buying one of these suits to make a good profile picture?
>>714336064
sounds good. Good luck there, bro - or rather: have fun!
>>714335906
I'm glad I could help.
>>714336055
I look at it this way. If you MATCH with a girl, she has accepted your looks. What you say after that determines your success. That's the beauty of tinder. You rarely have to worry about matching with a girl that doesn't find you attractive in one way or another.
>>714336055
I pussyfoot around to much needed to be more aggressive
>>714336064
I went to sleep last nite did you get far with this bitch OP post screenshots tell me you at least got a few teaser pics
>>714336240
all of my keks
>>714336240
There is a jaguar skin type as well
>>714336240
most of my pics are just shit selfies. I have read online that the best pics are like full body pics with nice clothes, you not looking at the camera, someone else taking the picture. like this fuck.
>>714330225
Thank you OP, this thread just put a smile to my face.
>>714336385
better to be safe and do both
>>714335656
Enjoy being poor and lonely with a bad attitude.
>>714336327
No, she is dead set on not taking any "bad" pictures. But I am hanging out with her tonight. we wil see what happens.
I put the emojis in there as a brief description of my fucking job since she seems dumb.
>>714334577
Go with --> "how'd you like to feel me in my pants"
>>714336283
>If you MATCH with a girl, she has accepted your looks.
you're right, never thought of it that way! But then again, I actually don't use tinder (maybe I'm too oldfashioned for it) and this advice is worthelss irl sadly.
this one on the other hand...
>>714336291
>>714336599
gr8 b8
>>714336055
OP's lines need a lot of work
>>714336660
Add ----> "I joined because I love seamen"
>>714336803
oh shit dude this pic just had me fucking dying
>>714334577
other girl
>>714336959
its either a hit or miss
>>714336972
Add ---> "you ever have to help out with prostate exams? Ha! Yuck! Unless you're into that? My anus is ready if your two to three longest and fattest fingers are!"
>>714336972
ur amazing op
>>714337314
ty tinder god
>>714336972
You're looking less aggressive and more desperate with that last reply.
>>714337407
he's fine
>>714337314
Haha nice, but you gotta follow it up with something like, "speaking of semen, this penis isn't going to suck itself"
OP get another 2-3 convos going so we have some substance
another chick. out of all interactions, this fucking confused me.
>>714337891
She looks about 14 OP abort abort
>>714338019
she's not.
>>714337891
so it rhymes with alex?
>>714338236
Shit
>>714338236
ruh roh
Nice game op, but try to avoid complimenting them on their looks, think of something else to praise them on. The´re on tinder they hear shit about their looks all the time, dont be the kettle, be the fucking herder
i haven't posted anything on this girl yet, because i think she's the most attractive one i've met on here so far an haven't wanted to influence my decision making on the conversations. been talking to her since last night.
>>714338236
How do I delete a thread
>>714338605
Holy shit OP stop being so cringey
Also charge your phone bud
>>714338642
what is someone going to do with the name alex and your picture. all that shits myths m8 dw
>>714333637
Fucking beta.
>>714338642
haha that's not me. yes my name is alex.
another picture of
>>714338605
>>714338922
keep going mate
Op how do I become you? Teach us the way
>>714338922
Cum on her face and report back tomorrow with pics
>>714339249
Don't be unattractive and don't act like a beta faggot.
>>714339249
he's a handsome boy not much to teach
>>714339209
ah shit son
>>714339605
You fucked this one up...
>>714330225
Why?
This seems like a pathetic plea for attention or a method of justifying actions that resulted in rejection.
Take a sage.
>>714339729
because some people seem to enjoy/benefit from seeing different conversations on tinder.
I'm going to ask her out this weekend after this. The plus side of living next to the local college is the steady stream of beautiful girls. the down side is they all fucking have finals at the same time and make a huge deal about it.
>>714339944
What do you rec if a girl goes silent? I've had quite a few matches that went quiet mid convo.
>>714340164
i give them at least 30 minutes before i send another message normally. if the conversation was shit before, i can usually tell she just isn't interested. I've gotten replies back ranging from "sorry i didn't see you replied!" to "im never on this app, here's my number #######"
>>714339944
here it is
>>714340422
godspeed, op
>>714340422
Ask for tits to help you pass the time until then
hopefully getting somewhere with this girl
>>714339944
Your posts are roughly 20% of the content over about 45 minutes.
If anything, you're appealing to cucks.
As far as benefit: in my experience, getting better at talking to girls is more effective when you're the when actually doing the communicating.
Naturally, however, this evidence is anecdotal in nature.
I guess what you're really trying to do is open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>714340736
think i can pull tinder off with a manbun?
>>714340838
some conversations i post the entire thing. one's where i've been talking to the girl already, i obviously don't.
>>714340838
kys
>>714341089
Well played sir. A slow applaud for you
>>714340838
>when you're the when actually
>>714340328
Nah, the convos were good, at least I would think so, they just stop responding outta no where. I've waited 1-2 days before un matching, wasn't sure if that was normal or not. thanks.
>>714341089
Wtf is sex hair
>>714341089
niceeeee
>>714341365
wtf?
>>714340838
fuck you, you got me
>>714341365
newfag
>>714341365
virgin
>>714341222
nice trips
I'm actually a little surprised by this one. Oh well RIP me
>>714341365
it's pubes, idiot
>>714341669
I'm not
>>714341669
rest in RIP op. are you abandoning this one now?
>>714341669
RIP it was going so well
>>714341692
if this isnt bait then kys
>>714341692
>trying to prove you know modern slang but get it wrong
Tinder manbun possible?
>>714341669
>would that long drive be worth it though?
>slow your roll
god fucking damn it, women amaze me every fucking day
>>714341829
What are you, 12? That picture and post combination are intrinsically sarcastic.
>>714341900
>Anno Domini 2016
>manbuns
>>714341669
im not. your cringey desperate ass conversation killed it from the outset.
>>714341485
>>714341453
>>714341411
>implying anyone over 13 uses the phrase sex hair
>>714342061
definitely going to make time to hangout with this girl this weekend.
>>714341669
She's testing you
She loves sex hair
Double down and go in for the killl
>>714335088
>That shitty armor
Man coast guard sucks
>>714342092
Seriously. Really shows what kind of girls OP goes after.
>>714342092
hey boss, you're more than welcome to hop on tinder and show me how it's done. it's all about improving.
>>714342301
Kudos
>>714336064
7/10
>>714341669
----> "slow my roll? Baby, that was slow. We have yet to discuss your pain tolerance fo anal sex (don't care, you're taking all 4 inches of me) and whether or not you're willing to go ass to mouth (although it doesn't matter if you're willing or not, if you know what I mean)"
>>714341669
Ooofff
>>714336660
Make a Trump joke you retard
>>714341084
yeah, tinder for gays
Any swiping tips? I see a lot of blank profiles that just seem like bots to me.
>>714342301
>Anon makes valid observation/critique
>OP tries to justify by saying anon wouldn't do better
>The fact that OP is still shit remains
Do you even logic?
>>714342506
kek
>>714342146
Jesus Christ, OP. it helps if you don't talk to them like you're madly in love and already their little bitch. Keep it together, man.
>>714338922
Uggo
>>714342518
i didn't say he wouldn't do any better. i'd like to know what he would've said in the same situation and see it work. that way i can understand the mistake and learn from it.
>>714342754
Op try luck on grindr faggit
Troll some fegs
>>714342513
Yeah.
>If like; Swipe right
>If not; Swipe left
>>714342809
kek you can't be this autistic
>>714335088
You look like a fucking One Direction member
>>714343064
Okay. So ignore everything else.
>>714342735
How so? I don't think anything I've said has implied that I am madly in love with her. If anything it has shown less emotion than I would've liked. either way, it worked out. This girl has short replies, that's just the way she does things.
>>714342919
>sign up to Grindr on troll fegs
>start talking to guys, get weird boner
>get in too deep
>get your ass plowed down by a large black man
Yeah OP try grindr it'll be fun
>>714343124
Learning from each other is basically what makes us an intelligent life form.
>>714343124
OP spends his offtime fighting for sj and equal right for fat feminists. Fag
>>714343307
Were not on tumblr u autistic fuck
broke college bitch???
>>714343269
Op pls this
>>714343565
but i don't my ass to be plowed by a large black man.
>>714343507
Typical I got no money but I always get the newest Iphone by eating my turds for 2 months..
>>714341692
Excellent. Well done.
>>714343507
Tell her to use telegram, whatsapp, wtv
> inb4 eurofag
>>714335088
>selfie
is this a legit thing in the US&A?
It screams "I have no friends to take photos of me"
>>714343186
Well, the app is pretty straightforward.
If you like what you see or read you swipe to like. If you suspect it's a bot, you swipe to dislike.
There isn't much else to it, I don't really understand what type of elaborate "tips" you're looking for
>>714343471
gtfo newfag. anons help out fellow anons... at least they used to
>>714343789
And reverse google the images- make sure they aren't roguebots
>>714343471
What does tumblr have anything to do with this?
And why are you so obsessed with autism, is it something you are projecting onto others to cope with yours?
>>714343789
you could try one of these
>>714343739
I only have a few friends i hangout with, and even then mostly just people i work with. no one around to take pictures of the times we go out or anything. so i guess you're right.
still talking to this girl. i can tell she still wants to hangout. but i don't want to just "hang out"
>>714344214
its over
>>714344214
> wife beater detected
>>714343977
>Reverse image searching your Tinder matches
You're leaning way too much into this, man.
Should some matches turn out to be bots; Does this ruin your day? You just stop talking to them and move on with your life.
>>714344214
give up dude. jeez.
>>714344214
you ripped yourself mate, should have just accepted it and moved on.
>>714344214
>scumbagsteve.jpeg
>>714344214
you're starting to sound like one of those fags who goes crazy when he realizes the chick isnt into him. grow up.
>>714344214
Damn, dude
Damn
>>714343507
> Gold digger
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>714344300
>>714344326
>>714344387
i'm not pursuing this. just had to explain to her the retardation of the situation. that's the last message i'm sending her. she messaged me back saying "hey, we're even now. I didn't mean to come off rude :)" but i'm done.
>>714344338
I just assumed it's good practise- just like ebay auctions and well any images.
It doesn't ruin my day because this Anon isn't on the app.
I'm merely a lurker.
>>714343789
I dunno, I just feel like I go through 20-30 bots before I see a real person, and even then they're terrible.
>>714335088
I'd let you fuck me.
>>714344065
kek
Keep it goin i find this most interesting
>>714344568
Hah she's not done. Make her do all the work now, thatll show if she's interested or not.
time to bump for interest after a 30 minutes lurking
>>714344640
Well, I can't really relate to that since I live in Iceland and there isn't really a market for Tinder bots here.
But I guess that in a place with higher population it would (somehow?) make more sense for these bots to exist.
>>714344568
Post your explanation please.
I am your biggest fan I want to know everything.
i'll continue the convo on facebook.
and i unmatched with the other girl who shut me down. the reason i was talking to her like that is because right after my "dinner and sex hair" comment she messaged me 4 times saying shit like "do you think i'm a hoe?", "it's not going to happen like that"
and if you read her previous reply, she literally says something about the long drive being "worth" it. so i feel like it's safe to assume that means a little more than just hanging out. It was a defeat, but sometimes women just don't make sense.
>>714344640
I live in Wisconsin, so I guess.
>>714341089
>how much sex hair you can handle
>almost 2017
>not being able to handle sex hair
>>714345075
>date] [Auto]
>>714345302 Ment for you, dunno how I quoted myself.
>>714345302
Pleasant prairie?
>>714345603
Nah, Appleton.
>>714345233
oh boy it's a lot easier taking screenshots on the computer than it is emailing them from my phone.
>>714345350
> >date] [Auto]
No idea what that is supposed to mean.
>>714346043
>Thanks for the add but who's this?
>>714346324
oh god. i should've,
>>714343124
says the guy spending his time in a thread he clearly doesn't want to be in
there are 10 pages of threads bro, why sulk in this one?
just posting our conversation at this point. going to try and get her more interested in me so she is excited about going out this weekend.
>>714341669
feelsbodmon.jpg
well i got to go get ready for this date. i'll leave this thread the same way i did the last. a webm of my ex wife
>>714344214
Lol, all your convos were going well until this point and you suddenly turned into some butthurt manbaby. Girls can be flaky and tease, but you just NEXT them and stop replying. You don't throw a tantrum bro. Although I guess you are still pretty young so hopefully you'll grow out of that habit.
>>714344326
Kek
>>714345193
Bruh
>>714347313
you're right dude, i should've just moved on
>>714347333
Checked
>>714344214
bro
you blew it
move on
>>714343507
have fun paying for everything on that date too.
>>714343507
Eh, I see her lack of money as an opportunity. She maybe easily impressed
>>714348306
bymp
