Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
レムりんカラミチーマス
claim'd
Faggots
>>714307312
>Finally passed out after about 40 hours awake
>Woke up to the sound of my car
The straight piping is complete! It sounds bretty good.
But ya, sorry for passing out on you and Karme.
>>714307361
Claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV9tsmHI4hY
>>714307424
it running smoothly?
he passed out at the same time, so no worries
>tfw i had to make a thread
>>714307777
?
>>714307726
Yep! I think there's a small leak somewhere, but considering how it was made, where it was made, and who it was made by, I'm impressed thoroughly that it's working as well as it is.
Dad and his friend stayed up the whole night getting it to fit correctly, so I'ma kick them down with $50 each when I get paid.
>>714307509
https://youtu.be/VuDscQBInyA
Claiming best girl
>>714308268
could probably just be lazy and fix that with heat wrapping
>>714307737
>>714307320
Claiming before shower. Also, hi
>>714308400
The album that band was named after happens to be my all time favourite album.
>>714308738
Probably. Depends on if the leak is a gasket or a hole somewhere.
>>714309302
Oh come on, I'm not even in Aussland!
>>714308830
What's that album then?
>>714309302
>>714309362
kek
what's the outlet look like?
hang on one sec, i'm gunna show you the bs design that toybaru came up with for my exhaust
>>714309374
https://astrobrite.bandcamp.com/album/pinkshinyultrablast
>>714309461
Has a Y pipe into dual mufflers just after that pipe ends. Asked my mom to record the backfire, and she said there was none. odd.
Wasn't it some stupid single pipe to a muffler that had 2 outlets?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>714309657
that's weird, mine crackles if i rev it right
yup, but some jackass though this was a good way to set that up, so when you're idling/the engine is cold it favours the left outlet
>>714310003
Figured it out. That tube from before is the cause. The solution to make it work properly, while getting my flames, would be to completely remove that tube and seal it off. Then rig up some kind RPM sensor for the 5th and 6th ports. After that, I'll get the BRAP I so desire.
That is just so fucking odd. Like, of all the ways to do it, why that?
>>714310401
>5th and 6th ports
but wankel? am confuse
who knows, it's like a 1.5" pipe the whole way too with a huge ass cat, chokes the hell out of the engine. i did manage to figure out why they won't throw a turbo on it stock though
>>714307374
Fellow Kyouko-fag reporting in.
>>714311043
tsubasa claimed
>>714312329
I'm back waifu
>>714312631
hey, thread is kill
>>714312756
All the more reason for me to come back
Would stay and chat, but I'm playing some league with Aki
>>714310884
Hey there Sameji!
>>714312631
<3
>>714312837
indeed so
>>714312861
hey hey
>>714310884
That's what it's for! Or maybe it actually is just a air injector. I should look more into it... if mine is an S4, I need that pipe. If it's an S5, I don't.
>1.5"
Jesus fuck, that is murder. Change that shit up!
>>714312861
Hello Fran, how are you?
>>714312925
You seem happy. Did something good happen?
>>714312944
The dong cometh
Alot of people seem to think that Tsubasa is worst girl in series. She's best girl imo, though I can't tell you why.
>>714312925
What are you up to?
>>714313138
I'm good! Writing a paper about movie adaptions of science fiction novels
>>714313355
Shinobu is the worst girl of the series.
Hachikuji is best.
Zzz
Sorry for the missed replies, weekdays are busy.
>>714312944
yea, should probably confirm if it's needed or not before you start lopping shit off
I plan on doing 3" the whole way when i do the turbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHukut7XKw0
>>714313138
I spent most of the day yesterday being mad, sometimes yelling at yourself in the car and then hitting 110 on a busy freeway once you find the goddamn thing can be pretty relaxing
>>714313519
just chilling right now, i need to go get fingerprinted again in a couple hours
Might be heading out soon, thread's getting pretty quiet and I want to stop somewhere to eat before my exams
QOTT to liven things up: When are your exams, or have you already taken them?
>>714313573
How's it going?
>>714313697
Slow, boring. But that's normal.
>>714313612
Next week, though
>>714313523
I'd agree with Shinobu being worst girl, But I just prefer Tsubasa,
>>714313519
Sounds like fun. How's it coming along?
>>714313606
So what did you loose?
>>714313612
Tomorrow
Next week Thursday
Next week Saturday
>>714313523
I have a hard time choosing between mayoi and nadeko
>>714313519
Good afternoon Fran
Or, I suppose it's still morning for you
How's life?
>>714313138
What have you been up to, Chara? Finish Gravity Falls?
>>714313207
NO DONG NO!
>>714313606
Hoping mine's an S5. I think it is since the tail lights are that of an S5.
>>714313612
2 weeks
>>714313906
At least you aren't a batfag.
>>714313982
>Nadeko
The only reason snake isn't worst girl is because bat is.
>>714313982
Yeah, finished it some months ago. It was awesome.
Right now I'm printing some documents out and learning for my exam tomorrow.
>>714313940
I found the freeway, i was in downtown minneapolis which is a clusterfuck of one ways and road construction and for once the nav in my car worked better than google maps
>>714314024
any way to figure it out using the VIN or something?
>>714312329
That's lewd. I like.
Just here to make sure no one claims my love.
>>714313697
Hey
>>714313842
I didn't even remember you were still in school. Good luck with them though. We'll be sure to talk more after tomorrow, so come talk if you need a moment to de-stress.
>>714313940
>>714314050
Good luck
Right, I'm gonna take off and go grab a meal. Good luck to all of you- I'll try to be on later but who knows- either way my exams are done come tomorrow at 1 ish so I'll be here.
>>714314179
So... you were mad because you didn't find the freeway?
>>714314358
Thank you and enjoy your meal
Off to league
>>714313606
What the fuck did you do?
>>714313612
Had then before Thanksgiving, but I have 10 week semesters
>>714313940
It's going to be written over the next 8 weeks, it's the main thing in the class. This week is choosing who we write it too. I'm choosing the gaming and anime club, since we have movie nights ever week
>>714313982
Saskia tokens a bae
Also, plunge into darkness with near death experience silly combo for Merieke
>>714314358
What have you been up to
>>714314425
i was mad it took 45 minutes of getting lost in one ways to find it
good news, i didn't go down the wrong way on a one way this time
>>714314480
nothing, it's for a background check for employment, i have secret level clearance from the DOD, this job wants it from the FBI for some reason
>>714314480
That sounds awesome! I wish you a lot of fun doing it!
>>714314571
Well, okay 45 minutes being lost sucks.
That's worth something!
>>714314179
Not a damn clue. IF I go by the tail lights, it should be a S5, in which case, my dad might be a tad pissed if I tell him that that pipe wasn't actually needed, and that I want it off.
Did you believe I forgot?
Alice2 claimed!
>>714314354
Worry not, I haven't been claimed
>>714314480
I see you're having a good time
Are you still in school?
>>714314024
It is too late
>>714314080
I happen to like her
>>714314178
Nice
>exam tomorrow
Same, my man
>>714314876
yes, yes it does
>>714315028
hm, usually the vin or other part numbers on the car should be able to give you an idea
I'll be back, gotta take a shower then go get my fingerprints taken
Claiming Holo kurwa mać
>>714315215
What exam do you have tomorrow? I have psychology.
>>714315218
>go get my fingerprints taken
do tell why
>>714315277
A stocking
Good afternoon!
(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
[Album version:] Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor
>>714313355
worst girl is sodachi.
>>714315541
Wew. That's some old school nigger shit right thur fam.
>>714315215
Pls no
>>714315218
Eh, I always get told it's an S5, so... sorry dad~
Ah well, when it comes time to remove it, I'll get an actual straight pipe instead of a cobbled series of tubes.
>>714315503
I've got that on Sunday. A&P Lab final tomorrow.
>>714316029
Don't think you can get out of this so easily
>>714316186
A&P lab, what's that for non amerifags?
Claiming my Sinon how is everyone?
>>714315503
background screening for work
>>714316029
probably a good idea
>>714316932
I'll never understand this in america, but eh, okay.
What job did you get?
>>714316441
Anatomy and physiology
Just know everything about the human body
Where are you from again? I always forget
>renge
>>714316694
I'm good, yourself?
>>714317090
not the first time i've had to do it
it's a pre-employment screening for a job with wells fargo
>>714316186
Why not?!
>>714316932
Until then, this is what I'll be dealing with. I'll get some footage of it when it gets dark, in case it actually does backfire, you can see it.
>>714317209
I'm from Austria.
Oh, so you are studying to become a doctor?
>>714317284
We don't have this kind of background screening here. But to be fair most people don't have guns.
>wells fargo
forgive me, I have no idea what that is
>>714317478
>forgot pic
C-check 'em, a-anonymous.
>>714317718
Hauuuh~ Damn it!
>>714317404
have you had it out on the freeway yet?
>>714317478
i'm still not old enough to carry a gun here
>wells fargo
an bank
leaving now, i'll be back
>>714317770
Your failure demands lewds.
>>714317784
I did, but it was in the morning. Feels pretty smooth.
>>714317478
That is the endgame, yes
Though it will take a while
>>714317404
The dong, once begun, knows no end
>>714316186
Stolen
>>714318132
Nice try Saul Weaselstein but you're gonna need more consecutive digits
>>714317784
See ya later!
>>714318072
Always does take a while. Everything does.
>All these elevens
>>714318491
Table rapist
Sooo i got promoted today
>>714317539
Did sachi an hero?
>>714319374
Yes.
>>714319658
Neat
>>714318641
Otaku self-insert.
>>714317539
>>714319374
>>714319658
>>714319969
?
>>714319796
It took you nearly 15 minutes for that terrible retort?
You're waifu is a literal who in the Code Geass series. If it wasn't for her being pivotal to the plot, by creating a fucking nuke, 11s still can't get over the bombs, then she would be just another generic back ground character. Overshadowed by fucking Nunnally AND Kallen.
>>714320180
>Tomoko claimer
>calling another waifu unpopular
>>714320447
Want to know something? Recent developments in the WataMote manga has made Tomoko not the most popular girl in school, but she has a good group of friends.
She talks to people regularly, and even has her own yuri harem.
Care to continue?
>>714320447
Top kek. You really are clueless.
>>714320623
But does she actually lesbian with any of them or is it just another cock tease.
>>714320447
... heh
>>714320747
Nope. The only girl she makes advances on is Yuu-chan.
There is a new girl who looks a LOT like Yuu-chan but she has mind broken her into being some kinda pseudo-yandere lesbian.
>>714320623
So she's out of your league?
>>714320998
>1 off the
>NINE NINE NINE
It could've been perfect
>>714320910
welcome to waifu
>>714321084
>>714321042
Oh dear, the poor thing is retarded.
She has said multiple times she wants a boyfriend, so it's obvious she is just prison-gay. And that prison is her own social awkwardness toward males.
The only boy Tomoko regularly talks to is her brother, and even other boys she talks to she can barely say but one word or a squeak. Given the opportunity, I could win Tomoko.
Only way you can win Nina is by having 4 sturdy legs and a stiff corner.
>>714321042
>
>>714314571
Oh. Thats good
What kind of job?
>>714314876
I plan on it
>>714315215
Yeah, in the second semester
>>714315239
Fuck you. Such a kurwa
>>714315277
A qt
>>714321154
Heil Hitler
Heil dem Vaterland!
Lasst uns Deutschland und Österreich abermals vereinigen!
Auf dass wir die Juden und Muslime vertreiben!
The venom of the boomslang snake prevents blood from coagulating, and you will likely bleed out of everywhere. Neat
>>714321845
The red miko fades to black.
Her pulse is gone.
>>714321845
The venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider gives males a painful several hour erection. Without medical attention within a few hours, you can't get it up any more.
Neat
>>714321228
Whoa, I didn't say anything about her being a lesbian, why so defensive about it?
>>714321845
>>714322250
I hope trailer trash guy is here, because THIS is damage control.
Psychosomatic symptoms from stress include, but are not restricted to
Gastritis, stomach ulcer, bowel inflammation, allergies, Asthma, neurodermatitis, heart attack, apoplectic stroke
>>714321845
That's one cool snake
>>714321485
Good. At least someone has to enjoy life
Mah waifuuu!
Shiro claimed.
>>714321536
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.
I like the little sans skull on the hat.
>>714322555
Muh Trips'O'Truth!
>>714319276
What do you do?
>>714322586
I didn't even notice that one
>>714322555
Those are some nice trips, but aren't you better off in gfur threads?
>>714319276
Con - kweh - tulations
>>714307199
I don't know how these thread works since it's my first but have my waifu
>>714322586 (You) (You)
Wilkommen zurück.
>roll
>>714322882
#verify
>>714322882
That would be the second Yung Venuz we have here.
Welcome to waifu. You're free to discuss shit with other anons and generally circlejerk
>>714322586
>infiltration successful
>>714322874
There is nothing gay about this. Its my waifu.
>>714323231
>looks at bulge
... sure is
You know, husbandos are also welcome here
>>714322378
Things will get better for you soon dude
>>714322586
Hey shiro
I'm off
>>714322555
That's a gay dog in lingerie though.
>>714322874
That's because you don't spend enough time prizing ss insignia.
You should reevaluate life choices.
>>714322890 (Danke) (Dir)
Was wichtiges verpasst?
>roll
>>714323230
You can barely call it an infiltration if most people share the same mindset anyway.
>>714323350
>Hey shiro
>I'm off
why though?
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>>714323536
>Im half britbong
>>714323347
Its a waifu. what kind of guy would wear a skirt?
>>714323597
So are the majority of people in london.
Filthy race mixers.
>>714323350
Bye bye
>>714323536
>Reevaluates violently
>>714323625
Faggots
Sissys
Transfags
LGBTfags
Crossdressfags
Cosplayfags
Fags in general
I'm sure I can add to the list
>>714323625
The kind that want to feel like pretty princesses. Any holes a goal, but when theres only one hole, its a guy.
>>714323146
Neat, like the good ol days.
surprised only one other person here is #verfied
>>714323625
Scots.
>>714323725
Not too hard, you don't want to end up at the wrong side of the political spectrum.
>>714323536
>Was wichtiges verpasst?
Ich weiß nicht zu was ich heute masturbieren soll... Ist wohl das relevanteste was in den vergangenen Stunden vor sich ging.
>roll
Can you believe it's almost been 3 months?
I know, you don't want to hear that.
Come with me to the stars
Together, we will rule all.
>>714323710
But Im from a penal colony
>>714323768
To be fair, I have no idea what you mean by that
But I didn't play nuclear throne, so that's that. Only triangle I know of is Bill Cipher
>>714323732
Oh ok. Thats kinda gay.
>>714323845
fucking hell did you just assume my political direction you cisscum?
>>714323995
And your 'waifu' only has one hole. Making it a husbando. Guess what that makes you.
I want to cuddle alice anon
>>714324126
Are you sure?
>>714324156
Which one?
>>714323870
Wie wärs mit futas? Ist wie transen, nur ohne schwul zu sein.
>roll
>>714323910
So being a criminal is in your genes?
>>714324110
I'll go even further and assume your race based on the color of your skin and other visible distinctive features. Whitey.
>>714324277
This one
>>714321845
Claiming Vanellope Von Schweetz as my waifu.
>>714324156
Alice1, Alice2, /a/lice, butterfly Rin, Enthuril, or just the Alice poster,
WHICH ONE IS IT? HUH?
>>714324267
Well, there's an awfully suspicious bulge where theres supposed to be a nice smooth, even mound, and little to no chest bumps.
>>714324359
>>714324427
Oh, I see!
>>714324359
>>714324319
REEEEEE
Also that is one unrealistic pic of shiro. Her breasts are too big
>>714324415
Time to wreck it
>>714324478
I think it's a common side effect of growing cat ears.
>>714324690
But it would make more sense when she grow 2 extra pairs of tits when she gets more feral...
>>714324319
Possibly. I dunno.
>>714324690
Bullshit
>>714324801
