Waifu claiming thread - early night edition
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Not a rule but an interesting fact: Sexual abused Childs will very rarely report it since they don't want to hurt the relationship of their parents
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Greetings, I am Chara
How's everyone doing today?
>>714324903
Can dead people be waifus?
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life
Claiming Vanellope Von Schweetz as my waifu.
>>714325044
You would be surprised how many people claim dead waifus.
>>714325012
Great, what about you?
>>714325012
>>714325044
>>714325065
>>714325095
>>714325179
>>714325210
>>714325210
>>714325269
Welcome back everyone
>>714325044
Yes. Love transcends death, don't you think?
tfw someone pulls out in front of you so you honk at them but then it turns out that you're going to the same gas station so you just awkwardly pump gas and try not to make eye contact
Sameji claim'd
>>714325316
>technically, Charas dead
>>714325316
Hello.
>>714325297
I'm doing better than I did last week
What have you been up to?
CLaim
>>714325452
>
>>714325460
Good evening~
>>714325414
welcome back~
>>714325297
Oh hello there Levy
Look at this adorableness! How can you not love a brat with dirty hair?!!
>>714325316
Yes, and Money transcends Love.
>>714325665
-hugs-
>>714325769
Easy
You're waifu a shit
>>714325676
Where are the fish at, Jerry?
>>714325769
Because I hate children
>>714325868
Thank you!
>>714325819
>Wants to disagree
>Remembers that eventually both people who love each other die and money will still be there
God damn
>>714325909
What fish? Whose Jerry?
>>714325676
hey hey
>>714325853
*Hugs back*
>>714325493
Well that's amazing news. Hopefully today sets the tone for a good week.
I used my day off to catch up with the sleeping hours I've been deprived for a few days.
>>714325676
Hi Chara! How are you today?
>>714326010
-love me-
>>714325999
Nice trips there Sameji
>>714326041
Just chipper. I'll be here for 2-3 hours before going to bed
>>714325988
I don't know, Jerry. You tell me.
>>714325988
Gun Godz never die tho
and they got d0sh out the ass.
>>714325930
カラミチーマス
>>714326106
ayy lmao
>>714326056
Another technically dead waifu
>>714326089
*Loves you*
This is boring -_-
>>714326341
-I know-
-i can't help it
-I'm a boring person.
>>714326170
hmm... I should probably really play nuclear throne
>>714326146
I don't want to tell you though
>>714326056
welcome to waifu
>>714326245
aww man, I still love that cat from sameji
Claim.
>>714326217
Rem has died multiple times.
>>714326106
Alright then! And what made it so lively?
>>714326386
I'm more boring though
>>714326402
>>714326426
Make more faces
>>714326402
It'll leave you with a hole and a side of salt.
It's got some pretty top-tier girls though.
>>714326483
-so, what will you do now?-
>>714326260
She's only dead in our measly human interpretation of death.
She did turn everyone into tang though.
>>714326402
What a welcoming party.
>>714326542
Any specific requests?
>>714326667
*Wait for something interesting to happen in the thread*
*Oh wait, that never happens*
>>714326734
At the time she is first introduced, Rei Ayanami is dead.
>>714326816
All of the faces.
>>714326479
It was pure sarcasm. I got up, ate, chilled on here before going to university only to find out I don't have university today. So I drove back home. I was on the way for about 3 hours. At least I studied a bit while driving
>>714326611
Hmm... I'm already salty enough, so I'll have even more salt...
and you can't break what's already broken
>>714326734
I'm a welcoming person. I give everyone a chance
>>714326506
aww, incredibly cute
>>714326954
>>714326954
I know that feeling C, what left you with the first hole?
Mine was a Phantom Pain.
>>714325095
>>714326904
That may take a while.
>>714326898
-I almost rolled quads-
-that would've been pretty interesting-
>>714327076
>>714327211
>>714327102
But it will be worth it. Oh so worth it.
>>714327059
Mine was inflammation.
>>714327162
Not really
Well maybe for you
>>714326954
Oh I see..
What do you study at university?
>>714327256
>>714327269
-bite me-
Back to claim 707
>>714327324
Got any more pics of her?
>>714327035
It's so quirky! I love it!
>>714327059
A Phantom Pain in the medical sense? What part of your body did you loose?
The first hole that I got was from the events I had been exposed to.
A standard hole, like many others.
>>714327289
I'm part of the teacher accrediation programm.
I study teaching science (pedagogics) and my two/three subjects for it
Psychology
Philosophy
IT
>>714327268
Are pictures okay that obviously do not show Shiro?
>>714327347
*No*
Reminded me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkjtoCQcwk&ab_channel=TheEazyEVEVO
>>714327422
It's Alice from Pandora hearts, just fyi
>>714327487
Sorry, I had class
>>714327453
I'm back qt
>>714327607
Finally, someone who knows of it
>>714327487
As long as its an edit of Shiro with faces its all gravy.
>>714327453
It was a pun towards MGSV, that game was one of first to blow a hole in me, emotionally. Didn't help that you loose Sniper Wife before it all goes to shit.
>>714327656
Learnt anything interesting?
>>714327766
Yea, but that totally was not Shiro. I think. No way too be sure, they were wearing a mask.
>>714327508
Seems like you do
>>714327607
ok
>>714327453
>>714327656
hey hey
>>714327845
I want more
>>714327656
Welcome back
>>714327788
I see. I never had the money to buy myself Phantom Pain. I prioritized games like Disgaea 5, Witcher 3, XCOM 2, etc
>>714327889
just too cute
>>714327453
Those really are some interesting subjects.
What scholar level do you intend to teach?
>>714327957
Now who says a proper disciple of the gun godz BUYS their items? There's always a better roundabout that doesn't involve giving your cash. 'specially to cucknami.
>>714326904
True enough.
>>714327837
Biology is mostly going to be a review for me. Took three years of it in highschool.
Still interesting though, we are on Macro molecules
>>714327889
Beat anime cat you have there, no contest
>>714327957
I live!
>>714328112
Hey there
>>714324903
This is /b random so please fuck off with the lame repetative threads. It's not random, interesting or anything close to OC.
>>714327909
Draw some?
>>714328228
And the thousands of loli/cp and "show pics of yur nudes lol" threads are random how so, lovely anon?
>>714328268
My drawing skills are lower than sub-par
>>714328228
>repetative
kek
>>714328228
How about you fuck off and let em do what they want?
>>714328228
Neither is anything else on /b/
Use /r9k/ if you want everything new
>>714327990
I intend to become a teacher in a high school since I dislike children and kids.
Tomorrow is my first psychology exam. I hope I'll do well
>>714328095
That would require a better PC, but I see your point. Konami is acting like a whiny little kid who liked the help of his best friend and then shoves him away saying they did all the work.
>>714328201
You do
>>714328228
>/b/ random
>doesn't even know what the b in /b/ stands for
But you could always filter the thread
also
>repetative
>>714328337
Edit some? or maybe you can find new ones on forums based on that anime
>>714328228
so new its cringe
>>714327713
Yeah, she's adorable
>>714328442
I edit this one
>>714328499
I'm not sure who your husbando is though
>>714327957
>>714328201
>>714328201
Does that mean stuff like proteins, carbohydrates, etc. or DNA? I'm unfamiliar with how the terms are used.
>>714327766
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>>714328425
You'd be surprised how many games you can get to run on a complete toaster if you know how to run them.
>>714327522
>repetative
>>714328228
biggest newfag if ever I did see one.
>repetative
Go fuck yourself, faggot.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Tetris Effect develops when you devote too much time to an activity and it begins to affect your dreams, thought patterns and mental images
>Not picking obvious wife material
>Would make you a better person
>Would be humble and kind
>Would make good shit happen to you as in literally a bringer of good fortune
>Would be the best mother
>Would help you find work even if you had the worst luck
>Gentle as a fucking makeup sponge
>Partially timid but willing to speak her mind and put her foot down
Seriously. You all just say oh I like her because shes cute..Nigga get a real waifu.
>>714328590
?
>>714328548
Make gifs that is always easy
Claim
>>714328685
Yeah, like this one.
>>714328685
>newfagg hasn't even read the manga
>>714328678
That was me when I used to play a lot of DotA.
>>714328561
>>714328576
>1,8GHz single cpu, 4 cores
>NVidia altegra
By all means, I highly doubt that this tablet can even run Super Mario 64 smooth
>>714328685
You're just assuming something now
>>714328724
-you say no too much-
>>714328729
I am too lazy to make .gifs
>>714328796
I can't think of a time this has happened to me
>>714328841
I kNOw
>>714328425
Oh first exam tomorrow? Be sure to get some nice sleep tonight!
>>714328561
Well you are
>>714328562
Carbohydrates, Lipids (fats, oils, and steroids), Proteins, and nucleic acids (DNA, RNA, and a few energy storing molecules)
>>714328730
More cool dudes!
>>714328879
Crops are fine then
>>714328796
https://youtu.be/6iWqotVPybE
>>714328548
Oh, that's Saeyoung from Mystic Messenger, it's a Otome game so i don't expect many people too.
Alice has always been my favorite character in Pandora Hearts so i recognized her instantly
>>714328972
Yo.
>>714328425
I also hope you do well.
High school shouldn't be too bad, but you will still have a decent amount of policing to do.
>>714328820
>4 full cores
>actually has a graphics card
Stop bragging.
>>714328972
I have literally no idea what steroids look like.
>>714327766
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>>714328685
>Would Train you to be a real gun god
>Teach you to speak in the mighty ancient languages
>Fucking Rich
>has a Giant Mansion on Venus to chill out at
>Could Kick Anyone's ass
>He's a fucking Triangle
Clearly the superior lover here
>>714328820
>AMD Radeon, 2.00 GHz, 4 Core
Guess Mine is a little better.
How the fuck you gon play XCOM2 on that though?
>>714329081
Forgot the picture, damn
Here's a real waifu for you.
>>714328991
I have a few
>>714329081
Oh. I don't really play any of those games
>>714328790
Shes voiced by Sarah Silverman.
Sorry cuz. I wouldn't be able to tolerate such a being you are far stronger than I.
>>714324903
how can chara be your waifu they aren't even a character
they show up for five seconds, there's no traits, mannerisms, or anything
i am confus
>>714328939
-OH WOW, me, TOO-
>>714329206
I don't have that many pics
and my HDD died a while back
>>714329207
I thank you, good sir.
>>714328972
I will, don't worry
>>714329099
I'll get prepared for this in the course of my study and trainee time.
I hope
>>714329103
It's the CPU, not the GPU
>>714329107
I don't. I got a Playstation 4 last christmas.
>>714329243
Exactly. And still everyone thinks they know the traits, mannerism and everything about Chara.
I like misunderstood people.
>>714329325
Hmmm
>>714329379
Man, the only consoles I've ever owned were a DS and the 3DS.
>>714329103
>>714329431
Yes?
>>714329539
Just a thought.
Be back after food
>>714329310
Ok
>>714329379
Obviously, but besides the cpu you actually HAVE a graphics card. Showoff.
>>714329504
That's some cool looking molecule. I should inject some, so I can be cool as well.
>>714327766
You gone, mate?
>>714329504
I'd like to collect them. Right now I don't have the money to but I have
A gameboy
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP
Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS
New Nintendo 3DS
Wii
Wii U
Xbox 360
Playstation 2
Playstation 4
PlayStation Portable
>>714329696
No, just making sandwiches.
>>714329666
Enjoy your meal
>>714329680
ktggagawggagga
>>714329703
Jesus, i demand pictures of the collection, because my poor ass can't afford jackshit.
>>714329703
>no GBC
Step up your game.
>>714329791
Git ready for the best one I have.
>>714329703
good lord.
>>714329093
How are you doing?
>>714329103
Many are carbon rings with a handful of other elements stuck on
>>714329379
Enjoy the sleep my buddy!
>>714330073
My body is ready
>>714329956
I'm not taking any pics. I'm in the middle of moving, so half the shit is somewhere and I can't even find the original Gameboy or Gameboy Color for that matter.
>>714330073
My GBC is... somewhere and my gamecube was a gift for a friend of mine since at that time I got a Wii and didn't plan on collecting those things.
>>714330108
The Games collection is... obviously a bit broader...
this is going to take some time typing out though
>>714330215
Not yet, not yet, I can go to sleep at midnight and later since exam is... at 6:30 pm
>>714329103
>steroids
>>714330215
Pretty good. You?
>>714329379
I don't think you can prepare enough for this, aside from your trainee time.
I just realized, aren't those subjects a bit harsh for high school students? Here, we don't get that kind of classes until after high school.
>>714328201
Sallutations.
>>714330494
The last two classes in high school are Psychology and Philosophy. Been a while since we have that. IT is pretty much everywhere though
>>714330215
Cool, radical elements?
>>714330223
I should have phrased differently, as the one last post was already the best... but this one is nice too.
>>714330308
>My GBC is... somewhere
Does it... does it vibrate?
>>714330433
Thanks mate.
>>714330308
Damn, it was worth a shot.
Oh well, back to the battle station threads for me
>>714330676
That seems like a lot of classes, on top of the other basic ones.
Do you fit all of those in 5 years?
>>714329069
https://youtu.be/rZhWcBWLDgk
>>714328879
You seem sad
What happend?
>>714330223
>>714330688
Forgot to post one out of the series.
I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN YOU BABY
YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVIN ME
AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU BABY
CAN YOU GET ENOUGH OF ME
>>714330308
That late?
>>714330433
Yes, that
>>714330635
How are you doing?
>>714330688
Mostly oxygen
>>714330688
No, it doesn't!
>>714330893
heh, have fun there
>>714330954
Yes. But the exams are easier (multiple choice with some open questions) to make up for that.
>>714331090
aye
>>714331057
your dick singing to your hand?
Has anyone read "Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari" ? It's pretty good because it deals with the stereo typical "guy gets in a fantasy world and doesn't even question anything because yay i'm an antisocoial faggot virgin neckbeard and I will totally get laid by some heroine and everyone will fall in love with me while I'm playing a naive little shit not giving attention to my surroundings" setting. Although some parts may be edgy.
I would recommend it to anyone, also Raphtalia claimed
roll
>>714329938
What?
