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how does your magnum dong hold up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDBAo0OA0aI
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No central/ south american? Oh well 7" reporting in
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>>714301857

Is this chart before or after the nigger invasion in Germany?
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7.5'' in Canada reporting

>tfw break the international highscore
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Asian with 6" here
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>>714301857
I seriously don't believe this chart.

It's taking over half the Earths population (Pakistan, India, China) and throwing them into the entire Global Average (which is fucking bullshit).

Are they taking the average un-stretched flaccid penises measurements, or erect? Most African nations stretch their foreskin with weighted objects giving the appearance of longer penises, but most of the extreme stretchers can't even use their penises....

>anyways
USA, 7.5 diamond
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>>714301857
USA, 4.5 inches. 2 FBs.
Why the fuck do you niggers care about dick size so much.
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>>714301857
19cm
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8.25 inches, white, 6 feet
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>>714301857
Anyone who believes the accuracy of this chart is a retard. First of all, even if north korea did report the penis size of its citizens, it wouldn't give a number this low. And there is noone to check it. Secondly, if you look this shit up on wikipedia you'll see that the variation is very very low between countries.
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>>714301857
I'm half an inch longer than my average american brother so i'm doin alright
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7" long. White. 6' tall
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>>714302598
post and let me fucking BITE it

Also I peak at like 7.4 if I dont fap for ages or I'm really into my sexual partner but I usually vary between 6-7 inches mainly
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8 inch and thick like Shane Diesel Aussie reporting in... feels great when women freak about the size then submit willingly to the pain XDDDD
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>>714301857
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Well I'm Mexican and have 6.6
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>>714303434
that dick isnt even close to 8 inches faggot


take that chode and fuck off
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>>714303806
You were saying wot m8?
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>>714302598
>>714302922
>>714303044
>>714303157
>>714303354
>>714303412
>>714303434
>>714303623
Lying about your cock on an anonymous forum will not make it bigger. Also, women don't care as long as it isn't in some extreme.
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>>714303946
Spoken like a true manlet.
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>>714303946
Korean detected dont worry bro like you say size doesnt matter. Kek
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>>714301857
I don't have a dick, so I'm in chink territory when it comes to my nibblet
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>>714304087
mmmm lemme slap ur puss puss
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I can tell the image is fake because Nager's in the Congo don't use fucking condoms
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>>714301857
US negroid reporting. 5'11" with 8" dongo
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>>714301857
20cm reporting
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>>714304379
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>>714301857

US white male here, 5'8", with a ~6.7 inch. Good to know I'm only below average in the congo.
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7.3", white, 5'6
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>>714301857
Calling bs on it due to the fact it says ''ASEAN'', also what study is it referring to?
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>>714301857
I'm Brit bong and I have about 7.5".
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6'3 white, ~5.6"
Good to see I'm above the global average, I guess
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Slav with 6.75" or so
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>>714301857
1 inch above global average, but never considered myself big or anything...
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>95% of posts about being "above average"
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>714304734

how big of an idiot are you?
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>>714305048
>>714304803
You want a pic next to a tape measure?
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>>714301857
I'm the Congolese average without needing to be a nig. So I'd say pretty good.
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L0l lm 10
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>>714305091
Only if you timestamp ON the head
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>>714305175
I'll be back
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>>714305048
Your mom thinks I'm big enough.
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>>714301857
what kind of bullshit chart is this
what about people avaraging at 6-6.5 inches
like me for instance im around 6.4 inch ukfag
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>ITT everyone above average
this is why researchers measure the dicks not ask the dudes
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>>714305231
All women lie anon, that's as much a fact as the fact we all lie our asses off on here
>your dad thinks I'm too big
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yeah researchers that measured almost mllions and millions of dudes benises to come to a strong conclusive estimate
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>>714305608
>>714305493
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>>714305608
I think the study is based on condom market.
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>>714301857
6.6 Norway
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Average size on 4chan: 6'6 - 9 inch

What a coincidence. Every man with huge dick is on this anonymous board. No wonder the statistic is so bad.
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>>714302475
kek
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>>714303894
Angles my friend, you're not impressing anybody with your little shredded dick
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>>714303946
Why should I lie?
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>>714301857
White as fuck in USA with 6"
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>>714303946
Someone is projecting
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>>714305175
Bitch
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>>714301857
going to south korea as soon as I finish college
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>>714306164
You can see the /b/ amd not really the timestamp but I just came so I didn't have much time
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>>714301857
australia and 6" for me, my girth is 5.75" around I dont actually know if that is weirdly girthy or not.
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>>714306164
the problem is retards like you don't know how to measure. The studies are done standing up with the ruler on top
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>>714306164
nigga why you jabbing the ruler so far into your crotch that it adds to inches
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>>714306373
Check >>714306350
I would have done it propperly but I needed to have the timestamp on my head which was hard to keep on with a tape measure and I just came so I didn't have long before I went soft again
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>>714306164
Well hey, I never pointed fingers but bravo. 1 person was able to back their claim, what's the rest of ya's excuse?
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>>714306487
Yeah it makes it look like 8 but like I said before It's only 7.5
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>>714301857
~7.2 inch Swede reporting in.
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USA here, hard 6" long w/ 6" girth, 3" flaccid
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>>714306487
>what is bone pressed

Lol I'm glad Niggers don't do these studies as you probably wouldn't realize a person's body fat would Queer the results

Hahaha
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>>714303894
Jesus dude hit the gym, get rid of those flabby ass tits

>Tfw average dick but /fit/ and handsome

You think when I take a hot girl home she goes "Oh shit wait taht dick is average I only go for above average guess Ill uber home"
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>>714306560
It's really 6.5-7 if you would measure correctly.
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>>714303946
You are just going to have to live with the fact that you are small. And I doubt that many small-penised blokes choose to post their size here.
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>>714306852
I've done it propperly before but It was difficult trying to keep the timestamp on my bell end and do that
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>>714306982
You're not fooling anyone. Just proves retards don't know how to measure then come online "hurr I'm 7.5 inches lol dicklets"
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>>714301857
Was that flaccid measurement? if not, what r those Korean can do with that tiny little things?
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7.5", sometimes goes up to 8" if i dont jack off for a while or im getting head
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>>714307176
well its assumed that korean women will have vaginas to accommodate their dicks.
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13 seconds long.
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>>714307325
I have a korean wife, amerifag here. Not that long, maybe 6.5 and I bottom out if I'm not careful.
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>>714307558
fair enough then.
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>>714302598
I'm a under 5 I'm pretty sure and canadian. Life sucks lol be glad you came equipped.
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>>714303506
6000000"
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>>714307077
I do know how to measure, have you ever tried to hold a tape measure up to your own dick while taking a picture and balancing a timestamp on your head?
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American 5.5 standing by
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176cm s/e asian with 6" long n 5.5" girth. I think Im fine with that since my girl is only 148cm tall
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>>714305792
>>714305792
Do you people ever stop to think that the ones with huge dicks love to post and the others usually don't?
Also men tend to cheat while measuring
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>>714301857
"ASEAN"
top kek
fake and gay
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>>714308915
does she like it though?
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what the fuck is an inch i am unfamiliar with archaic units of measurement
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>>714301857
mine's 20 feet.
no reason to lie on the internet.
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>>714302783
>>714308915
pictures required for authorization
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I'm somewhere between Germany and the Congo
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>>714309141
>>714308915
>>714302783
With yo slanty eyes in the picture if possable
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Looks like I'm a nazi
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>>714309055
an inch is 2.5cm, most rulers have both imperial and metric you fucking spastic.
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so you wanna say 5.7 is more than global average? i think my dick is small
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>>714302475
7.6" German Masterrace reporting in ... so before
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People do realise that dick size is irrelevant to the majority of girls right? Aslong as you have a somewhat average sized dick they really don't care.
Some girls prefer a larger dick when it comes to one night stands so basicly for meaningless sex, if that's what you're into.

In any kind of meaningfull relationship your dicksize isn't important, in fact guys with larger dicks tend to be worse at sex because they are obsessed with their own dick more than anyone else, thinking that all they need to do is plough a girl and thats it, where guys with smaller/average dicks sometimes lack that confidence, although there's no reason for that, but it does lead to them trying harder in bed and trying different things to satify a girl.
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>>714309518
false
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>>714309518
I'm with the trips of truth >>714309555
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>>714301857
7 x 5.9 from germany reporting in.
Btw, it is the girth that matters, not the lenght.
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>>714309518
as a girl i can back this up, the average vagina is only 4ish inches anyway, anything bigger than that can hurt.
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>>714309672
b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8
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>>714309555
Those solid arguments of yours almost convinded me.
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>>714309672
What is the ideal girth? 7.2 inches long here, but not too girthy. Would trade length for girth any day.
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>>714309826
I mean girth for length.
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>>714309006
Cant tell but im pretty sure i like her tight pussy tho
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>>714309775
this is why youre going to die a kissless virgin, when a gril is on the internet you absolutely piss yourself
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>>714309850
No wait... I would rather have girth.

8 ^ ]
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>>714309863
that's funny, because my cock is 7.5" and i went balls deep in my girl last friday
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>>714309826
5/6 inches is my ideal size honestly
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>>714309860
why havent you asked her, do you just fuck and then pretend it didnt happen?
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>>714309672
Tits+timestamp or fake
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>>714309924
sure, anon.
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>>714309518
People who attend such threads are mostly teenage boys. They'll grow out of it once they actually fuck a girl.
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>>714309955
thanks but ill pass
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>>714309929
Would you then consider a 7.2 / 5.6 as a "pencil dick"?
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>>714309995
Fake then
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>>714309995
faker.
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what is a '' ?
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>>714301857
7.5'' USA

That's quite the ego boost.
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>>714310020
ive never really thought negatively about a dick, as long as its well groomed and cleaned its always gonna be okay owo
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>>714310078
' means feet, " means inches
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>>714310025
>>714310067
uh ok
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>>714310157
why do you persist on building this house of cards on lies!?
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>>714310230
what would i even get from tricking beta males into thinking im a girl, nothing
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>>714301857
Germany is so fucking black at this point
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>>714310300
Then again, what does anyone stand to gain from shitposting in this dump?
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>>714310300
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>>714301857
USA 69 inches
life is good
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I like how people can dedicate their lives to a God for which exists no proof at all, but a girl on the internet cannot exist without proof.
>>714310230
>>714310067
>>714310025
>>714309955
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5.5
Black
Uk
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>>714310390
believe it or not im a gril, i dont care enough to make a time stamp or w/e
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>>714310436
you're trying way too hard, calm down.
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>>714301857
Canada, 6.5
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>>714310353
you mean sandnigger?
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>>714310436
if god doesnt exist then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>714309934
As long as she never complains, im good.
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Who cares?
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>>714310509
Not sure what i'm supposed to be trying here.
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3mm reporting in
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>>714301857
USA, 6.1"
Well above average apparently.
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>>714310631
not really, you should ask her if she's happy with the sex, if shes not and you can do something to improve it then you might get more.
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Infothread required reading
(Next: world penis size map)

Moi? 7.45 inches (9,5cm)
I don't fucking measure Around as CNC machinists can figure perimeter but NOBODY (not ANSI nor ISO) uses anything but Diameters on engineering drawings.

Head 1.5 high, shaft is oval with 1.2x1.4 measurements. Head is 1.7 diameter.
Origin: Hungarian / English 50/50 mix

Wife: 4-11 140, English/Welsh and German

I bottom out in her pussy, but I can go slowly full depth in her ass, past her bend and hold it until she's near to fainting.

IRN BRU is made with girders. Good for sex.
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>>714301857
seems like I'm american, even though I'm not
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>>714310743
Well maybe you're right. Thx for ur advice anon
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>>714310766
If you want to start infothread you better post the accurate info, dipshit.
Also pretty sure no one cares about you or your wife.
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>>714310875
communication with your significant other is very important on most issues, you can build a better bond and then convince her to do anal, maybe you don't like anal but the option is always good.
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>>714310436
I don't beleive in God though
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Poland, 7" here
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>>714310766
Nice meme chart man
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>>714311024
You better not.
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>>714310766
> 7.45 inches (9,5cm)

Are you retarded anon?
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>>714310766
Post a picture of dick or gtfo. Every guy with 6 inches thinks it's 7
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>>714310766
World Average Penis Size Map

Next up: World Average (female) Breast Size Map
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It's total junk science.
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>>714311553
>junk science

heh.
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>>714311307
I use both inches and mm at work

I brain farted and converted from inches in my head to mm, then as I use RADIUS programming on a Siemens controlled lathe cut the number in half, then moved the decimal for cm.

Lathes are programmed directly in either Diameter or Radius but all can accept inches or mm directly with a simple G-code command G20 G21 to program in inches or metric. I get parts of both types. Sometimes I get idiots measuring replacement parts and sending us a fax (hello it's 20 fucking 17 almost why are you faxing us? The fax is for jokes and ordering pizza from the illiterate-in-two-languages Mexican pizzaria) and I can tell when the part is in Fact a metric part, and ask them to fucking ship us the old part and well determine actual measurements, allow for heat treatment, machine, heat treat, grind to size if needed, and be done sooner than some arseholes can fucking measure their dicks properly.

Steel ruler, on top of the erect cock laying against the base of the penis, not jammed into the lower abdomen, and someone Else fucking reading the measurement perpendicktacular to the angle of the penis.
Measuring it yourself causes errors and cheating.
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