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I've fonally done it /b/. It took me years and sinking

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I've fonally done it /b/.

It took me years and sinking a fortune into research but I've fonally become ready

I've been increasing the amount of water I can drink ever since I can remember. I finally drank my first pool at age 15. At age 19, I drank a lake to even further my body's metabolism toward water.

currently I am 28 and am ready to drink every drop of the Atlantic ocean. You can already tell that I am training for the entire world's supply

I will drink every last drop of water for humanity. There is no stopping me as I continuously train harder.

It is only a matter of time before I drink all your lakes and oceans into submission
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What happens when you piss it back out?
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>>714288121
I've just never been able to get that "I need water sandy" scene from spongebob. As I watched sandy hand that yellow sponge a glass of the vital liquid, I had the ultimate epiphany on the next great mass extinction

It's coming.

A drought so crisp without water and with nowhere to flee.
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