evening /b/
up late again, drinkin' and thinkin'.
How'bout yeh?
LiveLeak run you off?
>>714268131
Busch light hbu nickel
>>714268348
How'd you get in the house?
>>714268250
Naw, never bothered. Been one of those December days though, almost too relaxed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8ERF2QLCc
>>714268131
go away attention needy faggot, get a job or something
>>714268131
why are you gluing pubes in your face and wear a hat indoors?
>>714268410
Kek door open
>>714268348
211 Steel as always, never fails.
Cheers, buddy~
>>714268410
Front door, usually. I got a sandwich from Walmart that had a chicken shoulder in it, fuckin' disgusting
elton john called wants his fag shades back
>>714268131
Timestamp pops
>>714268595
He did not
TITTS OR GTFO
>>714268131
I am drinkin and thinkin about sucking some cock from CL
>>714268413
why are you drinking alone?
are you an alcoholic, or just lonely?
>>714268435
it's only a national tragedy when towers are touching.
>>714268524
Blatant destruction of the human psyche, plus I have horrifying head o' hair.
>>714268579
Shit I could use some steel reserve nickel I also got a leftover shock top pretzel wheat i have yet to open
>>714268131
How often do you drink and to what point?
Drinking some Sailor Jerry and smokin some fine herbs. what up fam
Need to sleep can not sleep need to be up at 6 for work but can not sleep why can I not sleep I wanna sleep but I can not sleep all I wanna do is sleep
>>714268131
You must stop these threads! You're becoming an alcoholic just in order to get some attention. Why do you do this?
Also, Are you listening to something nice that you would like to share?
>>714268575
gulp gulp, muthafucka~
>>714268595
1/10, c'mon bruh.
>>714268609
how's this? Got work tomorrow, don't wanna write on my hand
>>714268687
hawt!
>>714268741
roommates are in the room too, one's in the kitchen, two are nearby watching Shameless, one's on his PC watchin' Rwby
>>714268953
Neil Sadakas Greatest Hits...epic tunes
nic hows it going been waiting for you
hows that girl you wanted
I like this guy...
Nic whats your favorite drink?
>>714269017
>Neil Sadakas Greatest Hits...epic tunes
Yeah! Very nice indeed! Thanks for sharing!
I'm with ya.
post some tunes
>>714269306
you look sad what happened?
>>714269001
Kek busch lights going down like water had one each day last week and my tolerance is high af
>>714269366
Not sad, just liquor flushed.
>>714268783
not too bad at all, but you do sometimes wanna get your helmet shattered on the strong shit.
>>714268822
few times a week, usually when I'm off tomorrow, just to enhance the fun of whatever I'm up to
>>714268887
righteous choice, brother. Another workday, another wad of bills in the bank!
>>714268928
Lie in bed, feel heavy, blink slowly.
>>714268953
I already was one! I just do this for y'alls pleasure.. aaaand shuffle decided I was in a Kanno kind'o mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmIsNpDimQ0
>>714269385
It's going down like water because it is water.
Pouring some rum. How yall tonight
>>714268131
look stacy is back? You still a janitor sleeping on a couch?
Can someone tell me what fruit trees guy in the ad is fucking? He's got a nice cock.
>>714269074
Heya, missus is doing fine, she's not a fan of cold weather so she tends to be keen for contact most days~
>>714269162
Personally, can't beat a gin and tonic or a good whiskey when it's cold out of doors. The best I've had is either the Johnny Walker Blue or the Delmar 15
>>714269445
>>714269385
Cheers!
>>714269464
Hell yeah no doubt the strong shit is also king. I might hit up my Walmart get a 30 of Bud Ice or Miller High Life
>>714269505
Good hbu anon
>>714268758
it's not a tragedy, balls no touch
>>714269477
Lmao true man nice dubs
>>714269813
i lean towards beefeater for gin
>>714269843
drunk and stoned as fuck cause why not?
>>714269505
Nice, doin' fine my man.
>>714269593
nah, working at a cigar club too~
>>714269843
get ready for ALL THE URINE!
we need to get fuckin' heroic in here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0OHfBGtNEY
>>714270151
Shit man you in the fucking zone
>>714270152
Shit man i got college tomorrow and the piss starts about 3am cst snd im up going to the bathroom for the next 2Hrs
>>714269884
true.
>>714270049
Excellent choice! because I don't wanna bankrupt my ass, I like New Amsterdam.
>>714270151
The Motherfuckin' Franklin <3
anyone wanna watch me stick my fat fingers in boy pussy?
>>714268413
Steel reserve is best beer
>>714270340
Accurate
>>714270407
go on
>>714270407
of course why even ask?
>>714270332
it ain't bad though, keeps a man honest!
>>714270340
heh, I've been in a few of those. Still wanna give mushrooms a shot, but under careful supervision.
>>714270490
the lager of MEN!
>>714268131
Do you still live in Texas? Or did they kick you out for being a broke ass neckbeard faggot?
>>714270756
True lol debatin to walk to the liquor store or gas station to get some 18 miller high life and a 10 of steel reserve
>>714268575
the fuck is wrong with your neck. you need it drained
>>714270968
My thyroid is swollen
i like to dress up boys like little girls and rape their buttholes with my fat sausage fingers while i eat doughnuts and pinch my micro penis
>>714270968
Also it comes from alcohol consumption
>>714268131
aayyy nickel, long time no talk, hope you're doing well
Hey its that cool guy!
>>714270878
moved back in, but I'm working on getting an efficiency or something, I make enough scratch to live on my own well enough.
>>714270956
as long as you ain't stumblin'!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNhDstL4-k
>>714271308
Haha true lol they still sell it to you regardless if i come in drunk
>>714271262
>>714271281
doing well, hope you are too! Now 'scuse me, gotta pee off the balcony 'cuz the shitter's locked. be back!
have fun nic
>>714271584
got tons of finals, very nervous for them, but ill be studying for them hard.
hopefully by the end of the month I'll get back to you when you make a thread again :D
>>714271308
are your hands deformed nickle?
>>714271308
So you moved back in with your mom again?
>>714271501
shit, I have lied my way past cops out front of the QT when going for a second round. We're talking johnny law, the badge polishers, the ones who WOULD cuff my fat ass for being drunk near a gas station.
>>714271707
did! aaaahh.. now, MORE!
>>714271739
You're gonna kick ass at them papers, brother. What's the course?
>>714271842
I'unno, see what you think.
>>714271942
narp, living with friends before the lease expires at the end of the month, then moving in with myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U
>>714272192
Yep your hands are deformed. Well I suppose it matches your face.
this shit
>>714271974
biochem, some second year math, and second year chem - here's hoping! a lot of shitty situations have come up with family and other personal stuff around me, but the thing that keeps me going is doing well in school
>>714271974
Haha our QT in missouri is full of police man
>>714272402
Lol those are pretty good man. I like the cranberrita
>>714272372
sick burn, knuckle-fucker.
>>714272402
phwooo, those'll work at a pinch but DAMN, they give me wicked hangovers.. so pricey too, shit! But still, not bad shredded up with some ice
>>714272406
math and chemistry, we could use more smart folk like you in the future. Kudos for keeping your eyes on the prize, friend! What's your post-grad aspirations?
1am here, wondering if I should start drinking now. Don't have much vodka left but if I down it all at once it could do the job
which do you perfer whiskey or vodka?
>>714272192
doubt you would be capable of living on your own. you would just spend your meger pay on beer instead of rent since you are a piece of shit. maybe you should just mooch off your friends and sleep on the couch untill your 40 then you can move back home.
>>714272696
Your fingers look like tiny uncut dicks. Put em your mouth.
>>714272435
Don't gimme wrong, I support my local police, but talk about a first-class buzzkill to wind up thrown in the crowbar motel for the nite because of inebriated mischief.
>>714272662
the Mango ones are good too, but a truly weird part of me wants them to make a BBQ sauce flavored one~
>>714272981
Fucking kek
>>714272806
he has a job fucktard
plus he makes one of these threads in 2-3 weeks
takes him a while to get on
>>714272696
vet, or just say fuck it and go into software engineering, but that just means more school. we shall see. im good at programming and thinking of new ideas, but i want to work with animals. very conflicted
>>714268131
LoL Nickle was on South Park!!
>>714273093
watching kids at the park isnt a job
>>714272718
So long as you're not supposed to be doing something important in the morn, go for it! I suggest chaser, don't wanna hork up that sauce after puttin' it down
>>714272726
whiskey. Vodka makes me real stupid and tequila transforms me into a bitter, violent creature.
>>714272806
the purpose for this revelation eludes me.
>>714272981
No way, I gotta use 'em for drinkin'~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps
>>714273010
Holy shit man in my town of Florissant our officers really dont do much unless its weed
I love the mango one very mango like alcohol hidden
>>714273313
i bet you live off your parents
and why do you care about Nic he just wants to drink and chat
Nah nothing in the morning, I'm a neet most of the time so I get hammered a lot. I usually just chug from the bottle and chase anyways since all I ever buy is shitty vodka.
>>714273472
Florissant, MO? i used to live there
same actually. lul
>>714273326
basic hygiene eludes you as well
>>714273593
Yup!
>>714273093
eh, they're fine.
>>714273097
a crossroads, to be sure. Nature could always use more help though, and biology is a favorite of mine, so much weird and interesting shit out there! Not the ocean though, fucker's too deep and full of danger.
>>714273176
Do I wanna know? I remember seeing my first e-cig at the Church here in Dallas years back, thought it was so cool, but.. how disappointing!!
>>714273526
Wrong! I live off your parents!
>>714273326
Why do you post pics of yourself all the time?
Nobody wants to see your autistic ass
I'm sick of seeing you pop up on the front page
The people who respond to your shitty conversations are in the minority
The rest of us hate you just so you know, faggot.
>>714273722
Checked
I still live in STL just down in south county. Dad still lives by graham & dunn
>>714268131
I'd rather see a loli/trap/rekt thread
They have less cancer than these threads OP
>>714273932
Nice I live in old town Florissant by Sacred Heart Church
>>714273472
I kiiiiiinda took a wicked trip of the feet, it looked like I took a flying charge into the window of an insurance office downtown. I was just done picking glass outta my face when the blue and red showed up. I came along quietly, but the officer looked pissed at the mess I made. Got out the next morning, hungover as shit and NOT ready for the judge's disappointed glare.
>>714273546
Go man, go!!
>>714273680
bored.
>>714273877
then I will know the fun folks when they arrive~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWJWm-FmME
ter nail beds are purple...serious health problem OP
You look like you dont even shower.
>>714274127
Damn man you are lucky they didnt charge your ass
>>714273779
KAHAHA!! nice~
>>714274004
then save us all from me and fuck off, eh?
>>714274209
cuticles are a hot mess, that's true.. no idea what to do!
>>714274384
No the purple base of the nail indicates some serious health issues...medfag here ...google it
>>714268131
who here hates niggers like i do?
why so many trolls and haters in this thread. can't we all just get along
>>714274324
and yet, I smell of freshly cut flowers! the book is judged not by the cover, my friend.
>>714274372
oh no no, I had to pay for the window, plus the ticket had community service tied to it. Served at the Heard Museum, got some fresh air and exercise, helped erect a butterfly cage, took pics of an eagle hawk.
>>714274384
Did you smell your fat fingers? Did they smell like boy butt?
>>714274748
so OP how many bodies you buried
you look like a night digger
>>714274690
because we are all sick of seeing these threads
>can't we all just get along
why are you even on /b/
>>714274384
Ha he looked
>>714274494
It's white! nail's pink, just all messed up.
>>714274690
I do enjoy whatever good times happen, but nothing's perfect!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9X2L4nJCZE
>>714274748
You smell like failure, dirty socks and Cheetos.
>>714274748
You are lucky it was only community service man. Here in Florissant you would serve time since our senior community is against everyone under 35
So now I know what a 43 yr old mommas boy looks like
>>714268131
Everytime I feel sad I see your threads and feel better, are you a wizard Nickel?
>>714268131
kys please
>>714274690
get the fuck off /b/
I bet you sqwat to piss in the basement floor drain OP
>>714274859
no, but they actually smell.. kinda minty!
>>714274882
ohh, if I only had the union those guys do.
But I have buried several hatchets in my time
>>714274924
>>714274954
AND YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK!
>>714275277
Nickle is showing off what he ate for Thanksgiving
I knew Hootie And The Blow fish havent made an album in years but this is sad
>>714275008
I smell like work, cigar smoke and cayenne, mothafucka!
>>714275018
oof.. I did a 6 month stint in juvie back in the day, not a fan of incarceration at ALL. Ultra boring and very depressing.
>>714275139
I might be the last wizard.
fucking high
>>714275673
French fry grease?
Op couldnt get laid in a trailer park whore house with a fist full of foodstamps
>>714275673
6 months lol most time I spent behind bars was 15 days for fighting a minor in high school I punched a 16yr old kid from across the table after he insulted my gf
>>714275903
did she lose air of float away?
>>714275673
so you smell like a dirty ashtray? Glad to see your moving up in the world. lol
no he smells like jock itch and cat piss
>>714275855
I used all the foodstamps to buy lube for my boy fingering activites
>>714275383
eew, junior mints and gravy.
>>714275587
alright, that was a zing, I'll give you that one~
>>714275855
well of course not, I respect myself. Plus, the missus would tear off my cock and hurl it into the river.
>>714275903
ain't we all a bunch of trouble-makers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
>>714276134
no he smells like magic cards and Ramen farts
>>714275975
Kek she was pissed told me so i clocked him broke his nose security came put me in handcuffs found out I hit a minor
>>714276154
True no one goes on in life without facing the consequences
>>714276250
kek@magic cards
>>714276154
Show a picture of your bitch
>>714276350
hed fuckin pass out trying to inflate his date
Sup OP it's the guy you recommended Bone Tomahawk to the other night. just stopping by to say it was a damned fine recommendation, even the lady friend liked it! although she didn't watch the Deputy Nick scene, i'm assuming you know the one to which i refer
>>714276250
Spaghetti farts, asshole! Mmmm, spaghetti..
>>714276257
yeah.. plus, I could cope with an evening in the drunk tank, it's the goddamn FINES.
>>714276350
Can't, I did once before without asking and she almost lit me on fire in my sleep.
>>714276673
I've been in the drunk tank not so bad until you see the fucking fines
>>714276673
you cant because she dont exist you lying faggotron
Awesome a new thread, what's good my drunk bros. Sippin on some iced whiskey and comin down off some ritilan goo times
>>714277029
>>714276668
oh wow, glad it worked out! Also yes, jeeeeezus that was not too much fun, now was it? Once they got into the tribes valley, shit started going south in a hurry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wvPjkUF4gk
>>714276817
I prefer sleeping it out if I can't get home somehow. Done it a good amount of times, hid out on the roof of a barnes and noble once~
>>714276105
.bruh green crack and some vape that I don't remember what capsule we got from the dispensary
>>714276848
He cant show you a pic because she's still locked in the basement dumbass!
>>714277156
Lmao I sleep in the bushes behind a school once. If I really cant ill crash in someones yard
top hat. i am drinking some top shelf ft worth beer tonight
>>714277182
that GIF is spooky.
>>714277253
HEY! that was a weird nite of roleplaying, we both felt like jerks afterwards, we eventually picked the lock and went out for Whataburger afterwards.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Why are you so fat?
>>714277786
he's on here 4x a week drinking 40s and tall boys of steel 211, how is this even a question?
>>714268131
>>714277687
only mistake is when your mom gave birth to you
>>714277501
Ft Worth beer? someone brought Ft Worth vodka into the club last week, nice stuff. Whatcha got?
>>714277786
>>714277863
what he said, minus the part where I'd imagine a fuck was given?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHP6U5vQ3mU
>>714277786
Because hes already retarded looking. Diet and excersise isnt going to help his situation.
>>714277182
fuck i wish i lived in a legal state. got some of my all time favorite blue dream from the darknet
>>714277863
sad life
Got me some whiskey on the rocks, I've been chillin in the other thread talking really deep. What's good here why r u guys still up at 3am on a monday night? I took a bunch of ritilan to get high and now of course i can't sleep
>>714278040
rahr and sons winter warmer. an english ale thats like 8-8.5 abv. and its wonderful
right, I am actually getting super sleepy. Let's pack it in for tonite, kiddies.. I'll see you guys again next time.
>>714278019
>>714278121
>>714278294
i can tell you wha'ts significantly sadder than drinking on /b/ before bed.... and that is shitposting on the dude who who drinks and chills on /b/ before bed
he might be a fat alcoholic but he's a chill dude. besides, you're dad fucks your ass raw,, goes ass to mouth, then knocks your head against the wall and doesn't feed you, but we don't make fun of you for that now do we?
>>714278473
night brah
>>714278304
crippling depression. can't sleep. drink to sleep etc..etc..
>>714278473
good night fat turd
>>714278598
Damn bro my friends gf just tried to off herself td with pills. Pretty fucked up shit
>>714278528
lol nickle white knight sad
>>714278821
Nah bro he's kinda right i mean the dude was just making a nice chill lil thread and all these fuckes gotta hate on em
imagining 10 million g-force being forcefully rammed into my pussy hole traveling through space while the cranberries perform a sick cover of enyas only time.
>>714278947
I concur
>>714278947
he makes worthless threads same shit every night the trolls are the only thing that are funny about his shit posts
>>714279214
Not supposed to be funny homie, and lets be honest like all the threads on here beas waste of time. Like if u aint tryna chill and contribute why even come in here, i mean its just a bunch of drunk ppl talkin
Please don't die thread i need you to comfort my loneliness
>if this one dies someone pls make another
>>714268131
/profile.php?id=100011011423633&fref=ufi&rc=p
this is OP's facebook he's from austria
>>714281357
Lol that's cool, what r u gonna try and do get him arrested for possesion of alcohol? Lol
>>714281357
Why would you even care, get a fucking life you pathetic virgin.
Oh, also, NEWFAG
>>714281357
Then he would have started this thread at 7 am, so I really doubt it
