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13 names the piece I just bought today, Will post more pics upon request
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Cock of bull
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dog knot
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trash
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chode
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>>714266283
Rolling for this
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Op is a faggot
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>>714265403
piss bottle, it looks like piss op
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>>714265403
There is a 1 in 100 chance of rolling a 13, and nobody wants to try that hard just to name it 'autofellatio'
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>>714265403
Ignis
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Crackpipe
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red rocket
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George Bush
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Fag pipe
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Piece of Mind
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>>714265403

Nickelback
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Shwaggy
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Donald J Trump
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Clinton2016
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name it
"sometimes a buttplug"
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Cucky
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Mike Pence
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Shit
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Pizzagate
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John Piecedesta
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My dad phoenix
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Bill Cosby
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Chokey the Smoke Pole
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>>714265403
dickbush
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>>714269512
>>714269612
fuck me
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"Death rapist"
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Lolita
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Dindu Nuffin
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>>714265403
charmeleon
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>>714269512
so close
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3edgy5me
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>>714269512
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Niggerslayer
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Christ Our Savior
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The Apiecele Paul
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dick
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Marijuana is gay
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combustable
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Mike Pence (again)
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Osama Bin Chiefin'
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Day of the Rope
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Father time
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Pump for Trump
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Kara melt
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Mike Pence!
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mike "if you suck cock you'll get a shock" pence
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Mr. Bogangles
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Cancer
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>>714269931
Mike "Popular vote meet the popular volt" Pence
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>>714269718
Rolling for Niggerslayer
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I secretly use this as a butt plug
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>>714269905
Quad override reroll
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Good ol' whatchama call it
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Mike "Faggot Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
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name it Kek
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WeWuz Kangz
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"Disappointed parents"
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>>714269512
>>714269818
its time to combine over powers anon
also rolling for Mike Pence
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'Fag Pleasurer'
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Mike "If you fuck man ass, get volts till im gassed" Pence
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Michael Pence
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>>714265403
Osama Bowl Laden
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Afroduck
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Satan's Buttplug
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Niggerdicks
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Michael "Hard fag cocks get short sharp shocks" Pence
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cunt slapper
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Rick astley
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Mike "Let fags in your home get watts through your dome" Pence
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Wojak
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>>714270202
reroll
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Mike "Not by the white of my skinny-skin-skin" Pence
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Hitler's pristine anus
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Mike"if you suck this pipe like its a cock, you will swiftly get a shock" Pence
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Mike Pence
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Mike "Mink coats get 140 volts" Pence
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Ethan Bradbury
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Not Mike Pence
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Jewburner
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Rerolls don't count
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>>714270069
reroll
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Mike Pence
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Mike "Take a cock in the crapper, get strapped to the zapper" Pence
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Sheila brovloski
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>>714270298
Reroll
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Mike "Twenty-three-skidoo electrocute brown dudes" Pence
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Mike "Bi's will fry" Pence
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40 acres and a mulatto
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Mike "Clean your closet with an electric deposit" Pence
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Mike "I'm glad that brown shit soccer plan crashed" Pence
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Mike " A volt a day sends the gay thoughts away" Pence
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>>714270509
reroll
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Jews who Heil Hitler
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White Russian
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Mike "Like a trap? get the zap" pence
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Mike "Follow gods path or feel teslas wrath" pence
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>>714270521
No rerolls, they don't count fagatronic 3000
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pepe le pipe
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Skeet Resevoir
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Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
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3 inch dynamite
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Chocolate booty hole
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Mike "You gay perversion needs electric conversion" Pence
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Tacgnol
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Pipey mcpipeface
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Spanikopita!
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Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
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Lib Cuck
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Penis wrinkle
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Mike 'Empty my mags on a crowd of fags" Pence
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Mike "Fell the itch and I flip the switch" Pence
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Fdnajskfndks
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Packet of faggot burners
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Root Beer Rollercoaster
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Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
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Maclemore
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Mike Pence
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Mike "Deus Volt" Pence.
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Mike "Take it in the bum, get the business end of the gun" Pence
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Pence Mike
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My parents never really loved me
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Mike "Blast the gays with tesla rays" Pence
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Yoh
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VPence
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>>714265403
Mike Rotch
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Mike Pence.
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Spanky
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Michael pence
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Oldfag
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Retarded looking duck dildo
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Mike Pence is a bigot and if you don't hate him you are too
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Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence
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Glasscake
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Mike "Raiden for gay men" Pence
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Mike Hunt
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Mike Pence...
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Leprechaun lantern
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Sometimes I Touch Myself
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Shpadoinkle
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Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
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The infant deflowerer
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Mike Pence Jr.
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Mike. Pence.
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Teh ghay
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~
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Mike "Shock the gay away" Pence
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I Cry When I Touch Myself
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Donald J Pump
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Pepe
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Mike Pence....
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Mike Pence is your new overlord. If you don't like it, maybe you should splurge on a more enlightened form of government instead of being a one-man publicity campaign.

In other words you're fucking annoying.
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>>714271188
Checked and kek'd
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Mike "burn the fags so they can't burn our flags" Pence
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methpipe
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OP at this point you just need to name that bitch Mike Pence
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Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
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Lucky 13
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Pence
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Pipe
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Pedo-pipe
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Quads get
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Emperor Pence
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Roll Again
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Pence for Prez
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Mike Pence
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Pence, Mike
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Tim Kaine
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Oral Suppository
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I have one that looks just like that, except the glass on the stem isn't as white.

I named it "Vesuvius" because the orange and red looks like lava sprayed all over it.
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Op is an unrepentant pedophile, and this pipe has been inside a child's anus
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The soposotory
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Lil buddy
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Al gore
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Anything but Mike pence
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Mike "Gay boners get voltage toners" Pence
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Dank mc 20
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Michael Pence.
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4chan
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>>714271579
re roll, i like this.
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Butt Plug
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Mods are fags
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13 IS A LIE!!!
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Mike R. Pence
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Urethra Franklin
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Michael Richard Pence
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My Dad Touched Me
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M. Pence
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>>714271333
Mike "Accept your new overlord and I'll make sure those gays get overcooked" Pence
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Crunch
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Cunt blober
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>>714270399
this
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Lemon party
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Mike "Fucking ass gets you a shocking class" Pence
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Jews did 9/11
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>>714271776
The Grabbler
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Inner peace device
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Dedenne
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V 42.0
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>>714271766
checked
>Nigger Faggot
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Sylveon
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>>714271730
Afraid for your own safety, yes, unfortunately you chose to be born in a minority so you waive the protection of the majority.
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I Cry After Sex
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a doodly fool
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Grandmas Furburger
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My Chemical Romance
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Guys its not happening
>abandon thread
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Wait, how do we know this isn't rigged? I want an independent analysis of the code used to generate these numbers. On the double! There could be trickery afoot...
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Cheech and Chong 420
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>>714265403
PAUL WALKER
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>>714269718
Rolex
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>>714271995
Roll
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>>714272007
>>714271007
Two 007's already, zero 13's.
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Rol
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>>714272080
ROLL
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>>714272055
Refer to
>>714271660
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>>714272080
ROLL AGAIN
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>>714271651
No rerolls
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John Cena
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Piece of shit
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>>714271920
or maybe your reading too much into this when all I really want is to try and give this anon's pipe a ridiculous name
>Mike "The butthole is for dumping, not for gay pumping" Pence
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>>714272055
in all my 12 years here, ive never seen a singles thread actually roll the singles OP requested.
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dakota access pipe
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Sarah Palin
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>>714272214
>14
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>>714272244
roll
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My Parents Don't Love Me So I Do Drugs
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>>714272244
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>>714272220
Oldfag
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That's not weed officer
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>>714272244
That one
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Michael Vick
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Checkem
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>>714272312
My parents love me so I do drugs
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The trap op set
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OP here,

This is taking too long, to save time let's make it the dubs after this post that names the piece, not including this post

Gl!
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ffs roll 13 already and just name it Nigger
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hunty-chan
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Mike Pence
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BOOORRRISSSSSS!!!
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Mike "I need a smoke after burning all those queer folks" Pence
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Bob saget
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>>714272422
Congrat's your pipe's name is
"OP here,

This is taking too long, to save time let's make it the dubs after this post that names the piece, not including this post

Gl!"
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I Hate Myself
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>>714272422
>dubs obtained with said post
NAME IT LIL BUDDY.
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>>714272422
Prove you are op, put shoe on head, sharpie in butthole and pipe in ear and send pic
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Hannibal Barca.
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plode
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Im telling you guys its gonna 404 before winrar
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>>714272626
reroll for lil buddy
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MIKE PENCE!
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Mike "We still demand a recount since too many brown people voted the first time" Pence
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9525u
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fucking hilarious. he changes it to dubs, suddenly NO DUBS TO BE FOUND.


>>714272744
fuck. nevermind.
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>>714272744
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>714272629
With timestomp
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>>714272744
WINRAR
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>>714272744
here it is then
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Pipe
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>>714272744
>>714272744
>>714272744
>>714272744
>>714272744
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>>714272744
winrar
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>>714272799
OP you need to stop getting dubs in your own thread and take a long hard look at your life.

>>714272811
best dubs!
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>>714272422
ok!

>>714272744

YES!
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>>714272744
Winner

/thread
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requesting pics of you sucking MIKE PENCE
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>>714272855
i need to stop getting dubs while berating others for getting dubs in their own thread and praising dubs for being better than other dubs.

this thread is getting out of hand.
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>>714272799
>>714272811
>>714272855
Why
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This is op, I didn't say dubs win that was just some faggot
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My little dick
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>>714272955
WHY
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>>714272986
No im op, sorry guys was eating a bowl of dicks
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>>714272955
kek speaks
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>>714272986
/R34 of some faggot in Charlottesville web ove Wilbur being fucked by Mike pence
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OP here, dubs confirm the pipes new name is "lil buddy mike pence pipe". in the interest of reconciling our differences.
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>>714273036
Roll for this
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>>714270056
Roll
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>>714272986
>>714273091
How the fuck can either of you be OP?!
I'm fucking OP. Just look at my gaping butthole and you'll see I'm telling the truth.
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>>714273171
Op here, I like little boy dicks the best
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>>714272744
winrar!
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>>714265403
You want us to name your dimestore glass? I hope you didn't pay more than $10 for it.

Fag.
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>>714273178
>>714273182
a lil late there
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>>714273242
Name it "butt stallion" then
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>>714273242
I'm OP. Trips will name my pipe.
PS: I'm gay.
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>>714273292
How can you be OP when I'm OP?

>>714273312
IMPOSTER!
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>>714273312
Good on you OP. Good on you
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>>714273312
write something else.
like the first amendment of the US constitution. this is now a handwriting thread.
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>>714273333
Nice quads.
bought it from a place called "Psychedelic Shack"
THey actually have some good glass there, this one was about $84 before tax.
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