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HALT DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING.
Numerous reports of illegally imported dubs have been filed. Show me your singles and you are free to go.
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nothing here officer
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Fuuuuuuuck yooouuuuuu pigggggyyyyy!!!!
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>>714265957
Amateur
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black lives matter
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>>714265313
Bet
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I'm just holding these for a friend!
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>>714265313
woop wooop
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fuck off
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>>714265313
Are my papers good, sir?
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I swear officer, I have no dubs! No reason to check!
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Is this some racial shit
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Officer I'll suck yo dick for some crack
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I dindu nuffin
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Don't worry officer i'm white
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>>714266222
FUCK, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COCKSUCKING PIGS
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>>714266222
DUB TRIPS. I REPEAT DUB TRIPS. MAN DOWN MAN DOWN.
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please no, i came from /pol/ to live a better life without all the fighting ;-;
please can you just let us go?
were just some nice /t/orrents looking for a nice home for the future generation
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not here
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>>714265313
Sorry officer, I'll just be on my way
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What's the officer, problem?
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>>714266222
>>714266233
>>714266244
YOU'RE ARRESTED
>>714266277
DIRTY COP
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Here you go officer. I hope you have a nice day
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>>714265313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>714266368
I just wanted som crack mang
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>>714266222
nice try, criminal scum. you're coming with me to the slammer.
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>>714266277
>>714266222
I'M MAKING MY GETAWAY!!!
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>>714265313
So what if I have dubs? I mean, I do have Singles as well, but dubs can't hurt.
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SCROLL'IN~
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Please don't shoot! I'm not even a nigger.
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>>714265313
here you go officer
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>>714266368

YoU'LL nEVeR tAkE mE AliVE
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>>714266400
I thought you were suspicious.
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>>714266277
>>714266222
>>714266444
I CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!!!!
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>>714266444
bitch u thought
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>>714266444
FUCKING HELL.
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>>714266444
LMAO THIS GUY IS A FUCKING LEGEND
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uh don't check em?
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>>714266644
didn't think I wouldn't see those, eh?
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>>714266444
>>714266277
>>714266222
>>714266600
this guy's a fucking madman
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Just passing thru ocifer, not drunk at all.
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nope
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I-I've got nothing on me, officer plz
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>>714266600
THIS IS DUBS ABUSE
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Listen man, I gotta use the bathroom ok? Just let me through, please
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rollingg
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>>714265313
Dubs? Heh, yea, I wish...
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HAHAH YOU CAN'T CATCH ME OFFICER! NIGGER POWERS ACTIVATE!
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>>714266844
no
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OK OK here's my singles
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>>714266222
>>714266277
>>714266343
>>714266444
>>714266600
/thread
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>>714266970
cmon officer, I'm about to go into labor. Trust me
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>>714266919
Nigger powers activated alright.. NIGGA YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT
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>>714265313
Sup pig? You can't do shit. I pay your fucking salary
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Fuck off cunt
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>>714265313
Listen officer I don't have time for this. Here are my singles.
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>>714267083
no I didn't
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>>714267122
STOP RIGHT THERE
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its cus im blak huh negar
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>>714267188
dear god. what have I done?
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>>714267188
NO YOU STOP BITCH, Hold them off for me faggot
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>>714267211
Take him away
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ok ;-;
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>>714267299
Whats this I see? Time to explain!
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>>714267188
U got cucked
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Its okay officer, im clean
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No dubs here officer only these fine trips
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>>714267420
Sorry Is that Weed I smell? You're coming with me.
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No dubs here, officer.
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No dubs here
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>>714266222
>>714266277
>>714266444
>>714266600
capped xD
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>>714267420
then what's that 420 i see?
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I'm clean officer I promise
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Alright, alright... here, singles, see? Can I go to bed now?
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>>714267622
>xd
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nah nah bruh i aint got nothin, its my kuzinz dubz i ant nevr even seent dubz be fo
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>>714267622
Ah the irony is strong with this one
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>>714265313
oh SHIT THE FUZZ
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>>714265313

No dubs here, only spiderman
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masa i gat notin on me sa'
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>>714267771

alomst quads :(
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I demand to be let go. This is unconstitutional!
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>>714265313
K
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>>714265313
YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ'T ᑕOᑭY ᑭᗩᔕTᗩ TᕼIᔕ ᗷᕮᑕᗩᑌᔕᕮ Oᖴ Tᕼᕮ ᑌᑎIᑫᑌᕮ ᖴOᑎT
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>>714267622
Are those illegal dubs I see there, fuckface?
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Nothing here senior policia
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>>714267977
Oh fucking shit
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>>714267977

DEPORTED!
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>>714265313

i am free to go!
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>>714267706
>>714267905

sorry, i was forced to bring those
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Roll
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>>714267977
trump was right! over the wall you go.
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>>714268033

you too
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Fuk the police. Dindu nuffin
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>>714267977
>>714268033
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>>714268033
and so are you
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>>714267977
Ugh
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>>714268033
Hold on one fucking minute scumbag
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I don't have repeating digits in my back pockets, sir. Here are my singles.
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>>714268100
Hands up, taco nigger
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>>714268188
Dubs n D's.
You Gon to jail
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Its okay all i got is singles
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>>714268092
>>714268112
>>714268119
>>714268033

Nah, I'm white and cast my vote for The God Emperor.
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>>714268266
Sir, get away from the du-STEP AWAY FROM THE DUBS.
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>>714268188
ill let you off the hook just this one time.
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>>714268266
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Muhfugen bix nood!
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>>714265313
All good here sir
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lotsa fuckin illegals here today.
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>>714267977
nigger
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>>714268469
Shit man you're telling me.. but this is why I joined the force. To help make /b/ great again.
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>>714268272
Bullshit son!
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I'M REBELLING AGAINST THE FASCIST GOVERNMENT
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>>714268539
You have my respect officers
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roll
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hey look, That guy over there has some dubs. Not me, no sir.
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No dubs here sir.
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>>714268607
Officer? Shit..*lights smoke* I haven't been called that in years..
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Hey guys. I'm a new recruit. So how do you do the arrestments?
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>>714268677
Hands up, bitch.
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Just passing by
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>>714268677
>>714268715
*breatsh in*. Ok.... I can do this. YOU'RE OVER ARREST YOU FINE WHITE MALE. GO AWAY WITH ME
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DEA REPORTING IN
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...
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>>714268677
FREEZE YOU SONUVABITCH
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>>714268781
Not strong enough. We need the Right Wing Death Squad!
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>>714265313
moo
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Here you go officer
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Please officer no
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>>714265313
I'm not black
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oom
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Just dropping off the kids at school, officer.
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>>714268922
Hands where I can see em
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>>714268922
out of the car, now!
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Nothing to see here Officer
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>>714265313
WHAT??
I AM THE POLICE!!!
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Hmmm....
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>>714268922
moo
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>>714268876
I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!
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>>714269078
niggerfaggot
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i dint do nofin
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>>714269078
gayretard
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>>714269111
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>>714269111
O SHIT. MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN. WE NEED BACKUP. WE NEED THE S.W.A.T. TEAM
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I'm not a criminal, I have a wife and kids to feed
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>>714269111
No nigger trips will get past moonman
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I'm clean here officer
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>>714269200
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>>714266277
>>714266222
>>714266600
>>714266444
>>714269111
AND I BROUGHT MY MOTHERFUCKING TRIPS
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>>714265313
i-i'm single, occifer
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>>714269200
WELL TOO BAD. WE'RE RAPING THEM, AND WE'RE HAVING YOUR WIFE REMARRIED
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There's no need to yell, officer. I'm sure this problem could go away on its own...
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>>714269299
O SHIT WE HAVE A RAPIST OVER HERE
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>>714265313
Concede
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>>714269266
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>>714269311
>>714269266
HOT DAMN IT'S A GANG. WE NEED SOME BACKUP BITCHES
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>>714269266
Dubs, sneaking trips? Not in my county!
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>>714265313
Please officer I swear I'm clean cut
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>>714266222
>>714266277
>>714266444
>>714266600
witnessed

probably script get though
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>>714265313
nyah nyah nyah nyah

no dubs here officer

heheheheheheheheyhuehuehnehueheuhehueuhe
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>>714269266
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!
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>>714269299
I'M MAKING MY ESCAPE BITCHES. FUCK Y'ALL, I'M TAKING MY COCAINE, MY DOG, AND MY BEER
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>>714269422
GET ON THE GROUND SON YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME!
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am I free to go or am I being detained?
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>>714269422
it never ends
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>>714265313
I'm clean officer.
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I din du shit, piggy
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>>714269448
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Dindu nuffin
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Nothing to see here officer...
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okay officer
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>>714269266
HE'S TOO STRONG BOYS, HE'S GOTTEN TRIP TRIPS AND TRIP DUBS!!! WHAT DO WE DO!?
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Just going through
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>>714265313
What about these triples officer?
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>>714269478
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>>714268876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5IDQbwtK4
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>>714269585
I CAN'T BE STOPPED, I CAN'T BE-
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>>714269636
Like I said, we bring in Right Wing Death Squad.
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>>714269736
... STOPPED...
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>>714269691
:)
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>>714269736
you've lost KEK's will
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>>714269793
... curse you, Moonman... you stoped my trips dubs and trips trips... you truly are the strongest...
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>>714265313
I'm not a dirty jew; I don't have any dubs
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>>714265313
Here's my singles sir
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>>714269736
No dub trip loving coon gets past moon
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nothing to hide officer
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Is there a problem, officer?
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>>714269922
FUCK, gotta run
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Jokes on you, I'm a white male living in a first world country.
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>>714269957
Thank you, Moonman.
Without you, that loonycoon would've gotten more trips, even quads god forbid.
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Fuk u popo u I ain't dubbed or trippin
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>>714265313
Nothing illegal here officer
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>714270111 OH SHIT I AM TRIPPIN OFFICER PLEZ
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>>714265313
Eat dick
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>>714270111

sit down niggar
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>>714270110
Like I say, I represent white power. Stacking bodies higher than trump tower.
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>>714269266
>>714266277 (You) #
>>714266222 #
>>714266600 (You) #
>>714266444 (You) #
>>714269111 (You) #
>>714269448
>>714269585
>>714269736
>>714269793
>>714269830
>>714269883
>>714269957
Someone save this, this is legendary
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>>714265313
Roll
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>>714270111
take him in boys
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>>714270276
Please mistuh poh leeceman ppleese I Got keeds
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>>714265313
Mother freak 12
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>>714270209
I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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no dubs here, occifer
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I'll just be going this way officer.
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>>714265313
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>>714270600
I don't fucking think so. With every set of dubs we get closer to a true white Christmas.
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They call me Singles Sam.
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>>714270535
WORLDSTAR oh lawd
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>>714265313
Fug u bolice man
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I CONFESS, OFFICER! HERE ARE MY DUBS!!
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>>714270711
No.. I have let you all down...I'll be up in the Arian heavens, waiting for you singles. Till next time.
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>>714270711
Cleaning /b/ up, one dirty nigger at a time.
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>>714270711
moonman are those dubs?
>>714270866
nigger
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Done
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I imported mine before the ban officer, can I go now?
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Nothin' to see
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>>714265313
What seems to be the problem, officer?
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>>714270866
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>>714267977
Got caught
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no dubs heere ociffer
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>>714270879
Unfortunately yes. It seems that I alone can't keep the niggers and spics out of /b/. Until then, I will fly to /pol/ where I am needed.

Stay strong /b/rothers.
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I'm white, as you can see
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>>714267977
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Here's me single officer
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>>714265313
*Pulls down pants*
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>>714265313
I ain't got no bacon wit chu offica
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Aint nuttin here
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>>714271077
Caught
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H-H-H-H-H-elllo officer. My hands are up, you can not shoot.
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Really hope this thread is getting screencapped.
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No dubs here officer. Thank you for keeping our streets safe
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>>714265313
Okay officer here
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>>714271666
Fuck satanic trips officer send me to hell already
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>>714271566
>guns you the fuck down
>he was a threat to my life
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Giggles
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>>714271666
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>>714271666
Fuuuuuuuuck
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Fuk
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>>714265313
I'll be leaving sir
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lol wtf i have no dubs loser
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Nothing to see here, Officer.
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Just passing through, Officer.
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>>714265313
Fucking pig
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Fuck the system
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You will never take me alive
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Fuck the polic
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>>714271890
I'm going to hell now see you there
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pig fuck fuck fck
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I did nothing officer
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Uh... Here you go officer... *sweats nervously*
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>>714265313
Ok ofifsifer
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nothing here but some mexicans i picked up earlier
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Fuk da police
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>>714272482
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Just heading for a walk officer
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>>714265313
Am I being detained?
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>>714265313
N-nothing h-here officer sir. Just me and m-my s-singles!
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Please shoot me I hate life.
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>>714273344
okay
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Officer I know my rights! And as a free independed ANON I have the right to shitpost
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Sorry mr officer, im clean
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>>714273668
you do not have the rights to dubbs

get dubbs and get v&
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I'm the jarls thane, step off
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>>714265313
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