School shooting achievements cont.
Scatter: Throw a bag of flaming poop onto a crowded room, then pick off at least three people while they try to escape.
Sadistic: Severely injure over 30 people without killing anyone.
Empty Inside: Use hollow points.
>>714260513
>Beast Master
Release at least two rabid dogs on campus
>>714260513
> Fast times
Wear a rival schools paraphernalia (ie sweater jacket Jersey )
>Steph kurry
Use an Indian students head to shoot a 3 pointer
>>714262178
Fucking kek
>>714260513
can someone repost the screencap of the previous thread that anon made?
Diversity:
You can't kill two people with the same skin color one after the other
>>714260513
>Tree-fiddy meal combo
Shoot the black lunch lady after buying exactly 3.50 dollars worth of green foods.
>barbarian
Use a two handed axe or hammer
>Ranger
Use a bow or crossbow
>Rouge
Use two knives to kill at least 5 people unnoticed
>Wizard
Take revenge cus your a virgin loser
>Hes still twitching!
Stream your massacre
>>714260513
Wet work: Kill water polo or swim team while they practice in the pool
Ten little indians: Shoot all the pajeet's in the math and science clubs
Senioritis: Shoot seniors while they sleep or dont pay attention to you on your rampage
>Cherry Bomb!
toss a grenade into a school toilet wirh kids using it and block the door
Book report: When your shooting rampage is mostly inspired by something you read in class (like the writings of Hitler, etc.).
Special-Ed: Make at least 10 people vegetables.
Iwo Jima: Shoot up the anime club/weeaboos.
FoodFight!: start the massacre during lunch period and in the cafeteria.
>>714260513
Sk8 or Die: Kill 5 people with a skateboard
Heads up: notify some of the decent students about your intentions ahead of time
>Killer Queen
Contract HIV and spread it through cafeteria food.
Flashback: Mimic the style and tactics of a previous school shooting.
Anhero Ending
Kill yourself at the end of your massacre.
>>714262178
That's fucking amazing.
Orphan maker: Kill your parents before you leave for school. During your trial, you beg the judge for mercy because you're an orphan.
I guess both survive and evade capture? Has anyone ever done that?
April Fools: When you pretend that everything is ok for the whole school year and then you come to school on April 1st to avenge your school for all the trouble its caused you.
>Just joking
Use blanks
>>714262944
nice
Profiled: be everyones' suspect for a school shooter except you never do it.
>Bard's Tale
Spare the most likely to become a journalist or writer and let him tell about your legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
No Russian: Your shooting rampage was inspired by Makarov's airport shooting
>>714265081
>Happy Hitler
start your rampage in the boys locker room when at least 5 students are using the showers
> Hot For Teacher
Rape your teacher crush at gunpoint
>Mr.Potato
Convince a down kid to do it with you.
>Der Führer
Begin rampage after being kicked out of art class.
>>714265081
I was expecting the 2 kids writing on the desk to join forces and shoot the school together
>>714264687
>It's Just A Prank
>>714265154
Sauce?
>Dindu
Survive the arrest. Pin it on racism and profiling.
Pole Pot: When you kill the South Eastern Asian kids while they smoke pot near the flag pole before or after class.
>>714265621
i made it
or if you're talking about the video its called evan
> Jungle Fever
Kill all the niggers of the opposite sex
>Beauty Pageant
Target only the babes, cheerleaders and prom sluts
Cultural Enrichment: Convert to Islam and slaughter dozens of LGBT students and then call all who oppose you culturally insensitive.
> We Are Marshall
Kill the entire football team
>duterte
Kill all the stoners on campus
>Left Eye
Made escaping students swerve in cars only to die horribly in a wreck.
> Fire Drill
Pull the fire alarm and mow everyone down as they exit the building
>School Spirit
Open fire during a pep rally in the gym
>Chapped
get arrested after your massacre with a semen-covered copy of The Catcher in the Rye in your backpack
>Allah snack bar
Load the end of a shotgun with bacon before shooting a muslim
>>714260513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
> Religion of Peace
Convert to Islam and fly a plane into the school
>Extra Credit (read in Halo narrator's voice)
Spend the whole semester planning your attack
>>714266204
why hasn't anyone done this? seems like a good way to rack up a high score
This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Well done.
Dick Cheney
>load birdshot into a 12 gauge and blast everyone possibly can near or in the heart
> Mag for a Fag
Kill a gay student by emptying an entire magazine into their head
>Call me maybe
Kill someone as they are on the phone to their family
>homecoming heartbreak
kill half of all couples day before homecoming dance
>prom sucks
shoot up at location of prom
>meme machine
drink bleach on video upload it die before cops get to you
>It All Worked Out in the End
plan out nothing for the attack but manage to get 15+ kills in one run
>>714261100
>hollow points
>empty inside
?????????????????????????
> Hot Wheels
Light a potato in a wheel chair on fire and push them down a stairwell
>A Night to Remember
shoot up a school dance while wearing an outfit that matches the dance's theme
>>714266956
stupid nigger doesn't get the pun and the devastating effects of a hollow point
>>714266722
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did that
>>714267111
I know the devastating effects of a JHP. FMJ would be more effective you fucking nigger
> Turn that frown Upside Down
Carve smiles into the faces of 10 Goth/Emo students
>Turn that frown Upside Downs
Carve a smile into a Downey
>>714267237
>>714260513
>Furcon
wear a fursuit to the shooting
>Dragon Slayer
shove a bad dragon up the ass of a dead kid
>Friendly Fire
give an empty gun to one of the students you find hiding and force him/her to run at the cops with it. (tell them if they drop it you'll shoot them in the back)
>Sex ed
take hostages and force them to fuck (extra points if you also stream it >>714262944)
>OP
Take hostages and let /b/ decide what happens
>The /k/mando
ask /k/ to pick your gear by saying its just a hypothetical. proceed to use gear
>Trump Supporter
make a wall out of the bodies of liberal students
>pump up the jam
somehow get into the campus com system and play you fav song on loop while killing.
>MLG pro
land a 360 no scope head shot
>Fry em' Like Bacon
kill 10 cops
>Round 2
choose Columbine for the shooting
>One For The Record
set a new mass shooting record
>Recruiter
find a "school shooter" type kid and get him to help you
>No Fly Zone
shoot down the news helicopter that will most likely be circling the campus
>>714260513
Whore Master- kill only good looking women
Slutty McKenzie - Kill only women, must include at least one old lady, hamplanet, skeleton, hottie, and nerd.
Vampire hunter - Kill only goths
>>714263754
Can't Learn That From School!
kickflip to 50-50 grind a dead body
> High School Sweetheart
Give your crush a round through the heart
>Wheels of steels
Use a kid in a wheelchair as you escape vehicle
>>714261100
im guessing your a retard that doesn't completely understand hollow point ammunition but its not that special maybe ask the /k/ommandos and they can educate you edgy fag
>>714267125
who's /int/ guy?
Ten angsty men
Shoot 10 "surrendered" people
>bonus round all of them male teachers/faculty over the age of 40
>Cho Chi Mihn
Beat Cho's high score.
>Anarchists Anonymous
kill the entire student council while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask
> Breakfast Club
Shoot up saturday morning detention
>>714267727
kek this one has to be one
>Retribution
get back on your bullies
>>714267543
I think it was partially a pun.
>>714267800
>>714267727
same fag
> Edgelord
Kill 10 students with bladed weapons (Doesn't need to be a knife, get creative)
>>714267870
u wot nigger
>>714265154
10/10
>Starman
Wear glittery pants and a silk shirt with Go Go boots while you conduct the act.
Bonus Points: Play David Bowie over the Intercom.
>>714260513
OP M/b/GA
>>714268047
Hello Matt
y'all ever played this?
is it any good?
>>714268090
>downloading the same image 3 times
kill self
>Moonman
Initiate an ethnic cleansing massacre while playing one of Moonman's tracks over the intercom
>>714261100
Hollow points leave you empty inside because they make your insides empty.
Alyssa Bustamante > Eric and Dylan
> Run Forrest Run
Shoot a physically handicapped kid right before he escapes
>>714268347
Kek
this thread sucks ass and is super uncreative
>>714268411
Oh so more porn and YLYL threads are creative on a random board where every thread is the same damn thing running like clock work
>Butt Hurt
strip in the bathroom and ram a dildo up your ass and run through the halls with a ammo belt and 2 glocks going for head shots.
im gay
>>714268515
fuck off OP
> Nam Flashbacks
Shoot up a remembrance day parade
Tard Strength
> Run full speed while shrieking and flailing your arms and tackle the nearest kid and bite his face off
>>714268637
really stupid
>>714268614
Mfw not OP
>>714268411
It's better than what we normally have. You can only fap so much to "pics you shouldn't share" threads before you want to actually talk about something other than other anons 5/10 girlfriends and "what you would do to them"
> Talent Show
Convince them if they perform their coolest talent, you'll let them live. Kill them anyway
>Chapecoense
Kill the soccer team
>>714268714
best picture ever... sauce??
>>714268797
Oh hands down that is a must
"We don't need no education!"
>Destroy some school supplies
"Oh baby a triple!"
>Line up three students and shoot them
"Slow Mode"
>Only walk, no running
"It's just a prank bro!"
>Pull the fire alarm and wait for everybody to come out so you can shoot
"DUDE WEED LMAO"
>Kill the hippy stoner kid
"Killer clowns have gone too far"
>Do the shooting in a clown suit
"Birthday Suit"
>Do the shooting naked
"Drugged up"
>Do the shooting while drunk/high etc
"Sausage Party"
>Only kill men
"Elliot Rodger Jr"
>Only kill women
> Get Ready for the S*it-Show
Only kill minorities and women
>>714268729
*gasp* you want to change the culture and general attitude of $CHAN????
>>714268830
I wish I did so bad
>>714268288
Download is general dumbass. I have pics with download 1 and so forth of different pics.
>>714268877
trying to fucking hard and its all the same idea
>>714268797
>Brazilian soccer team
Kill the soccer team and student newspaper journalists
> Fuck Geometry
Kill your math teacher then commit sepuku with a butter knife.
>Brawler: Kill 5 students with your bare hands
>Berserker: Kill 10 Students with your bare hands
>Dragonborn: Kill 50 students with your bare hands
>John 117: kill the whole school with your bare hands
>>714268877
>"Oh baby a triple!"
Kek
>Mr Sandman
"Silently murder five students and leave school without getting caught"
> John Cena
Kill the wrestling team Dressed as John Cena while John Cena's entrance music plays over the intercom
>>714268894
TRAPLIFE
>Noscoped
Scream "THATS RIGHT GET NOSCOPED!!!!!", after you scoped someone
>10 tard line: kill a retard on the football field
>>714268998
>with a butter knife
> The Joker: Make a joke, if they laugh you kill them
>The Expendable Chromosomes
This is kinda advanced.
Bring a bunch of guns in your backpack/gym bag and walk into the tard room during lunch. They must have silencers. Kill the teacher swiftly out of tards view. Arm the tards and tell them them to go have a water gun fight with everyone having lunch.
Watch as your team of elite killers make quick work of the school from the parking lot.
You don't even get caught, make sure you escape fast though.
>>714268288
Why are retards always so desperate to point out retards?
Does it make them feel better about themselves?
> Gender studies
Randomly shoot people then pull their pants down and mutilate their genitals
>>714268714
who is he?
>>714269274
worst thing I have ever heard
>Put the "g", "y", and "m" into Goyim
Kill the Jewish students during P.E
>>714269284
>triggered cause name calling
>>714269426
like that picture XDXD
>>714268047
"How to an hero" funny, Matt
>>714269529
Can we get an "I HATE JEWS?"
> The Batman
Find a couple on campus that are parents of a small boy
>>714269610
I hate jews
>Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Go unnoticed for 2 class periods while wearing the skin of a student you killed the night before
>High school musical
Killing spree while singing your fav song (it can be on the phone but you must sing along)
>>714269648
>>714269610
who doesn't?
> Don't Let your Memes be Dreams
Carry out the shooting in a Shia LaBeouf mask.
Double points if you play the video over the intercom.
>>714269610
everybody hates the jews
>>714269610
personally I hate those FUCKING CHINKS
>>714269683
You would have to wear a hoodie and shit.
> Writer's cramp
Find the school newspaper room and start chopping off everyones fingers.
>Procrastination
Plan to shoot your school up but slack off on it until school ends and then you come to your campus only to find it empty of targets
>>714269810
I HATE NIGGERS
>>714268262
It's good for a fan game but it's too repetitive tbh
>>714269943
The deer hunter: kill 5 enemies wearing hunting camo
> The Patriot
Start your rampage right after the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Nothing is more American than shooting up a school
>>714267428
>>OP
>Take hostages and let /b/ decide what happens
This would be revolutionary.
> Wolf in Sheep's Clothing II
hide your weapons and flock with the fleeing students unnoticed
Double points if this is how you end the massacre
Quadruple if you get away with it and escape
>>714270072
your a dipshit
>GWAR
Get a group of guys together and dress as the members of GWAR and sing while you beat people to death with instruments.
>>714270140
> you're
you illiterate fag
>>714270140
*You're, nigger faggot
>>714270000
>>714270258
>>714270267
your*
how can you have such a pour grasp of the english language?
>>714270258
>>714270267
you are the cancer of 4chan
>>714270099
First thing to happen: Sharpie in pooper
> Molotov COCKtail
set 10 male students junk on fire
> Allahu Akbar
Dress in fatigues and shoot all the Arab students
>>714270370
you can go POUR you're self down the toilet
>Urinal dukey
gather up some hot girls and make them shit in the urinals while you watch and jerk off. Shoot the ones who aren't able to shit after your given time limit.
> Tits or GTFO
Kill every girl that won't flash you
>>714270454
poor*
jesus your sure bad at homophones
>pumped up kicks
Shoot up the school after getting a new pair of shoes the day before.
>Chemtrails
Only throw flashbangs, tear gas and, incendiary grenades.
>>714270560
I DON"T FUCK WITH NO GAY ASS PHONES
>Just Beat It
Shoot up the school in a Michael Jackson jacket
>>714270620
dont*
no apostrophe
>>714270567
i want to die
>>714266540
Underrated
> Dubs
Shout check em down the hall and whoever looks gets 2 shots to the head.
>And Then There Was One
lock 15 students (including yourself) in the gymnasium and have the lights go out every 10 minutes. every time the lights go out, kill 1 student. achievement unlocks when all other students have been eliminated without getting caught
>>714268714
She totally rocks the jumpsuit. *adds to criminal wank bank*
>>714270706
thats prepostrophe
I spelt it write
>>714270759
Saame
>This isn't my school
Go to the wrong school and shoot it up anyway
bump
>>714270683
mikalel jefferson was gay
>Ivy League
Kill the students who got accepted into Yale, Harvard, and the like
>>714268414
?????????????
>>714267209
But how does that relate to the achievement name you nigger?
>>714260513
Why is it that this nigga never get any credit yet columbine shooters do?
>>714267563
Martin Bryant, Port Arthur
Worst mass shooting for 20 something years
>>714270926
you don't need to kill them, the schools will turn them into a fate worse than death... white people
>>714270989
same goes with this nigga too.
>>714271047
>>714267125
Who is /pol/ guy?
> The Kevorkian
Bring syringes filled with potassium chloride and secretly inject people.
>>714271144
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO "SECRETLY INJECT PEOPLE"
>Snack time
Eat the asses of your victims
>>714271047
who dis ?
> camera shots
successfully get all security cameras
>Do You Like Me?
Place toxic gas in a Valentine's Day card and give it to the girl who's made fun of you
>the uprising
announce the exact time and location of your murder spree on the papercraft board at least 6 hours before you do it
>gays upon the stars
kill a gay student, chop his head off and shoot it straight up with a potato cannon
>>714271220
>>714267450
I could shoot up children and teachers and adults, but not old people.
>>714271330
fuck you nobody likes you
> make love not war
successfully have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex
>Nap time
After killing dozens, lay down with some of the dead and wounded until the police arrive. They won't suspect it was you. You can make a clean getaway if you are willing to shoot yourself in the leg first.
> Mario Kart
Carry out the shooting in a go kart and fake mustache
>>714271421
>going postal
kill at least 9 people using a cat as a silencer
>>714271230
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=karl%20pierson
>>714268998
Lmao
>>714271522
I was just playing this ten minutes ago.
> Cleveland Steamer
Incompacitate people and shit on their chests.
>>714270379
>>714270258
>>714270267
you are the cancer of 4chan
>>714270919
Give me one good example of him being gay pro tip you cant
>>714270989
I personally think Cho needs more credit. *gaston voice* no one shoots up a school like cho
>>714267125
>sp
>snackbar
>6 exp
lel
Its sad, 2 mudslimes cant do the same work of a kid with autism. Its obvious that whites are superior.
>>714271676
>>714271801
Can you fucking stop
> Mudkips
Ask people if they like Mudkips and then pour acid on them.
>>714271801
audiostalkers are gay
>opposite day
find and kill a kid who's wearing a trench coat
>>714271230
That is the Arapahoe High School Shooter m9. Why is it that Colorado is the most popular Mass Shootings State. I.e nathan dunlap, Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, James Holmes, Karl Pierson, the Planned Parenthood shooter.
>>714262788
Rouge method would be difficult unless you can manage to lure the victims into an infrequently traveled location
> Notorious B.I.G.
Shoot all the obese niggers
>>714271837
don't be hater be lover
>1up
Do it while high on shrooms
> black friday
successfully defeat the negro menace during a friday
>>714271952
Cuz it's boring as shit over there but they made weed legal so it's all good ova deer
>>714271990
>tupac
Deserve to die
>>714260513
In This Thread: we brainstorm for a video game
>this is for the fox news fucktards reading this thread
>Donald Trump
Keep saying Hyooge until people start going insane and commit suicide
> cheered up
successfully defeated a cheerleader
>>714272194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3EbmeD9UY
>>714262178
My sides
>>714272143
Speaking of Fox News:
>Fox News
Shoot up the school and blame it on the muslims
>Turtle
walk as slow as possible to school and get there 3 hours after school ended.
>>714272469
Should still be able to get one of the sports teams related achievements.
> euphoria
shoot off a fedora from someone's head
>Youtube
Wave a flag around yelling YOUTUBE HERO! record yourself throwing propane bombs around and upload it to youtube
>>714266049
Bu-
I could say i dont wanna die, but I would be lying
>Mario kart
Shoot 3 paraplegic kids in a row
>Pipe smoker
Detonate a pipe bomb in a small area such as a restroom
>WORLD STARRRRRRR!
kill all niggers
>>714273005
Fuckin A' man
>Ranch It Up!
kill all students named Mike, Simon, and Pete
but you do have to eat this
Start during breakfast time and kill only people that didn't eat all of their eggs
>>714270889
under rated
>Detroit Rock City
Burn the school down dressed as Gene Simmons
>Imperial Wizard
Shoot up the school wearing a ghost mask
>Mentally Challenged
Head shots only
>>714268567
Youre gay
>the chan
Start a thread and deliver pics gifs and webm during the shooting
>>714265730
Weve got a Memester™ in the house boys!
>Thanks Obama
Declare yourself as a Transgender fag and get away with it
>Let bygones be bygones
forgive everyone and commit suicide instead
