Let's create school shooting achievements, I'll start
>Royal Flush: Kill a random, a chad, teacher, vice principal, and principal
>Auschwitz: Lit a Jewish kid on fire
Down(s) the drain
Kill a downie
bumping b.c I'm not creative enough to post one myself
>Assault chair: Recruit a kid in a wheelchair
Bowling for columbine: Kill someone with a bowling ball painted like Michael Moores face.
>Hey you guys: Bait a retard with a baby ruth and drown him in the toilet
Fucking bump
>Burning calories: Light a fat kid on fire
bömp
Uh oh spaghettio's! - Kill an italian kid
Bump
Bump
>Whale wars: Harpoon a feminist
K-k-kombo breaker: Shoot a white after killing all the blacks.
>diabetic desolation - hold the diabetic kids hostage and overdose them with meds to provoke seizures in 3 or more.
>Remain unidentified for the duration of the shooting
>>714247085
Upriser : Most kills of a higher grade
lockdown: Most time spent in one classroom
Evovler: Most classes transfered
>Breivik: Kill 69 social justice warriors
Darwin's Hammer: Murdered at least 75% of the Special Education program.
>Mike Tyson'ed!: Shoot a male teacher in the ear.
>>714248441
Noice one
>Majora's Mask: convince a tard to put a paper plate on his face and take down a white kid
>>714248875
it's not really breaking the combo if the niggers are all dead tho...
>THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THE XBOX AWAY. I CANT TAKE THIS BULL SHIT WITH YOU SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS ALL THE TIME, GET A FUCKING JOB -- Get caught by your mom
Survival of the fittest: Kill as many skinny/wimpy kids as possible
>Holy Cleansing: Shoot everyone except christians/catholics
>Who's the fag now?: Force two Chads to have gay sex
>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside
Heath havoc: kill all members of the school's religious group.
(I live very close to heath high school ironically)
>Open the door: Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
>Je prends congé de vous et je vous dis... Adieu !: shoot someone through floor/ceilling
Trump Would Be Proud: Isolate all the mexicans into the janitor's closet
>I'll be back: drive vehicle through wall, killing at least 1
>No Escape: succesfully keep exits barricaded throughout the duration of the shooting.
>Technical Foul: Shoot someone off of campus
>Necrophiliac: Have sex with someone after you kill them
>IT'S ABOUT TIME: Force a female teacher to get gangbanged by all the males in the room
Has anyone ever shot up a school and actually fucking make it out of the school alive and not in cuffs?
Pull an Ahmed: when you get caught, convince the cops your glock is actually a clock
>Ubiquitous: shoot up two campuses on the same day
Cockfighting: Kill a kid using your dick
The Gift that Keeps on Giving: Successfully motivate another school shooter with your rampage.
>>714250077
you've got some issues, kid
>Sucks to Suck: Successfully invade a classroom and make everyone suck your cock for at least 10 seconds
>Rolling Thunder: Get a kill while rolling down the halls in a swivel chair
>>714250083
i don't think so
tho i don't think anybody ever tried
Kolibri: Throw nerf darts instead of bullets
>>714250274
Kek
>Almost Made It: Execute your shooting the last day before a vacation.
>FaZe Clan: Quickscope a teacher
>KING OF THE NIGGERS: Constantly call all blacks in the room niggers until they come charging at you.
>DANCE, SLAVE!: Make everyone in the room tap their feet violently, and if anyone stops they get shot in the leg.
>Party Time: Have 5 other shooters help you
>Make love, not warcraft: Hug a corpse
>OP Delivers: Make a thread on this board and livestream the action.
>REEEckoning: Kill Stacey and Chad with one bullet.
Weeb: Kill people with a katana while shouting incoherent japanese
>>714250643
kek
>>714248983
Kek
> Sympathy for the devil: Spare a group of gays
>>714249573
>High Noon: Kill someone with a revolver when it's noon
Chicken Tendies: shit in your hand and shove it into someone's mouth, and if anyone tries to stop you they get piss in their eyes
>>714249573
This should be a hidden achievement, only get it once everyone in room does dinosaur
Or open a door and walk in but shoot noone
Almost A Pacifist: Hug everyone at gunpoint
>TURNER DIARIES: Kill every non-white student.
>KILL CHEERLEADER: Kill all the stacies.
>Zed's dead: shoot every student whose first name begins with the letter Z
>Old School: dress up in a trenchcoat that day
>>714249482
>>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside
underrated kek.
BTW im saving all of these in a txt document for the 4chan Resurrection Project
solid stuff bros
>>714251176
Kek
>Poorfag: Shoot up a classroom, then loot every body
>Das Butt-Plugge: Kill at least 50 students simultaneously with a German style WW2 hand grenade in your ass
>BETRAYAL!: miss a running victim and kill a fellow shooter
Hired arms- recruit 3 retards with candy and give them shotguns.
Alpha: Kill the kid who bullied you.
Beta: Kill the girl who rejected you in 7th grade
Charlie: Succesfully evade the police.
You love you lose: Kill the girl you had a crush on
>Sneaky Shooter: Never have the school go into lockdown
Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!
Alright, how about this.
>Overkill: Shoot an entire mag(If a gun with a mag is in use) at one victim.
>>714251176
Fucking kek
Chemical Warfare: Force a chemistry teacher to make bombs out of whatever is in the room
"Knife Party"
>Kill at least 5 people with a knife only
"Burn Baby Burn"
>Kill at least 10 people with a flamethrower
"Cooking up bacon"
>Kill at least 5 police officers
"Six Stars"
>Survive SWAT invading school for at least 5 minutes
"Gotta go fast"
>Shoot up the whole school in 10 minutes or less
"Two is better than one"
>Shoot up the school with a friend/another robot
"Allah Akbar"
>Behead at least one person
>GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Light 5 people on fire at the same time.
>Down To Kill: Recruit a tard
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!: Make the principal and kids who party drink a mix of raid, bleach, and your own piss. Must kill 3 or more.
Spring cleaning- kill all the downies in early spring
>>714251532
>Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!
You're in the wrong place, fag.
Saving some of these just in case. Will deliver if ever do.
>Bamboozled again:Convince somebody that it's actually Chad thats shooting up the school
>>714247085
>Successfully complete Co-op Mode
Human Resources: make the surviving students barricade the classroom you make your final stand in
>CRYSTAL CASTLES
Smoke meth before shooting up the school.
>A time to kill
Kill at least 5 people between lunch bells
Ditto:
After killing a student, take all of his or her clothing and wear them
I had to make sure he stayed that way!: Shoot one person in the head until your magazine is dry
Deus Vult- shoot all people with "Muhammad" "al" or any name like that
>>714251532
I don't believe any shooter has yet to use a single-shot or muzzle-loading firearm...
>And STAY Down!: kill the school's Downies
>Sorry, police: Shoot up a room, then shoot yourself
>DJ Columbine: Play pumped up kicks while shooting up the school
Pasta Party. Throw spaghetti on the bloody floor. Bonus points for grated cheese.
>>714249577
moar like:
>Je prends congé de vous et je vous dis... Adieu !: Surrender without firing a shot to the French teacher.
>Bon appetit: get all of the following achievements
>fried potato
>mashed potato
>mr. potato head
>potato skins
>sliced potato
>Arnie: Come back after being released from prison and repeat.
>Kool-Aid man: start the shooting by breaking through a brick wall with c4
>Solid Snake
Kill everyone in the School without anyone noticing.
>ClockMan
Kill at least 10 students with a well-placed C4 Charge.
>Hitler Wannabe: Kill the Jewish kids first.
>Sneaky-Beaky: Kill an entire classroom without causing a code red.
>PTSD: Let the class choose one victim then release the rest.
>this thread
>>714252291
>surrendering TO the French
?
Bringing in the big guns- kill at least 5 people in 1 shot of an 1810 howitzer
>Hunger Games: Make a class fight to the death and release the winner
"Cheeky breeky"
> Use only Molotov cocktails and ak47
>>714252604
nice
>Mufasa: Kill a disabled child by causing a stampede.
>>714247085
Magnum Amish: use only a melee for the entire duration
>Pool's Closed: fill a small kiddie pool with your victim's blood, then swim in it
>Artificial Selection: Kill off 100% of the tards
>Don't wake Daddy: Use your Dad's gun
"Growing up's tough"
>kill everyone with acne or braces
Music to my ears- make the class play musical chairs and kill the losers. The last one is set free.
>>714253025
It's beautiful
>>714250213
>In a thread for joking about mass murder of children
>saying someone else has issues
>>714253025
gods work
>Empty Nest: kill parents before going to school
>Check'em: kill count is 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88 or 99
>My day was great!: Convince your parents after school that it was someone else, and you just survived
HULK KILL: kill atleast one person using your bare hands
>>714253025
It's beautiful.
Duke Nukem' - Kill everyone in a hall while chewing Bubble Gum
>Pulling a 'Cosby - Drug a student before your killing spree.
>Hot Wheels - Set a crippled kid in a wheelchair on fire.
>Down the Drain - Drown somebody to death in the Male's bathroom.
>Australian Heat - Take a shit in the middle of any hallway before you kill anyone.
>Pulling an Eric Harris - Successfully detonate a bomb (stealth) in the cafeteria.
>Tugging a Dylan Klebold - Throw 10 pipe bombs during the first 10 minutes of your spree.
>??? - Successfully summon the God of school shootings using meme magic in a janitors lounge.
>>714252855
>Long live the king: throw student body president off the roof
> Edgelord: Slit your wrists and kill 50 people before you bleed out
>>714247085
>Stockholm Syndrom: Convince someone still alive to help you in your crusade
>Exterminatus: Cleanse the school of all its inhabitants
>Brexit: Force all British and non-european student out of the class and kill the rest
>Vice-President of the USA: Kill every LGBTQ people in the school
>Bataclan: Shoot up the school during a concert
>Terrorists Win: End the school shooting by making a bomb explode inside the school
>BLACKED: Force a black guy to penetrate a white girl
>It's another Shoah!: Kill every jewish student
>too much time: Kill everyone with a watch on
Sandier Hook - Kill 21 underclassmen and 1 teacher
>Star-Crossed: Kill only couples
>SPOOOOOOON: Cause massive collateral damage during spree
>Ballroom Blitz: Kill every member of the dance team(s)
>Dangerwank: Kill 50 students before you cum
>>714253698
Sandy Hook is faker than the holocaust
Too much protein is bad for you-
Force a Chad to eat his own dick and balls
>>714247085
Stealth on Death Wish: kill everyone in the school in an open carry area without anyone noticing
Successful: Kill a fat kid with a set of keys
>>714253877
lol why so butthurt over chads.. When you burn ants do you get mad and burn the warrior ants (with the larger head and mandibles) first?
> School Spirit: shoot up the school during a pep rally.
Some of you Guys are Cool: Inform at least 3 people of your shooting before it happens and don't get caught
>Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Kill a Japanese kid with an explosive
>Clinton: Kill nobody because you were caught planning the massacre by e-mail
Trench Warfare: Hold out behind a spot of cover for 5 minutes against the cops
>>714252010
KEk
>>714254043
More like killing something that is already brain dead. People who go to pep rallies are permanently brain damaged. They grow up, and go to the office and keep shouting about sports due to the permanent mental scars
>Holocaust: Kill all Jews, blacks, and tards at the school
It's All an Act - Kill at least 3 people on the stage
God-tier thread
>>714248441
>>714248875
>>714248976
How about kill 10+ nonwhites, then 1 or more whites?
>Don't go to school tomorrow
Successfully inform all your friends the day before the school shooting commences, and successfully have them all stay at home.
>Ferris Bueller : have your parents testify you were home sick on the day of the shooting
>>714251220
link the pastebin
>Vegan Gains
Kill 5 Vegan kids after lunch.
>>714254101
>large fam: inform at least 10 people
Strategy game when?
Preferably a board game
>>714254478
ABSOLUTE KEK
Rennaissance - Only let the Art teacher live
>>714251449
nice
>>714251532
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>Eric and Dylan's Big Adventure
Get featured as the main character in a video game years after your killing spree.
>>714251547
tried to do this one, just got blown up
>M3M3L0RD9001: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>The Last Supper:
Kill 10 students during lunchtime.
>God Mode: wear a bulletproof vest and have an escape vehicle
>>714255059
more like easy mode
>OP
Successfully suck 10 dicks an hour before your shooting spree.
>Halal: Make someone bleed out and feed them to Muslims
>>714253025
>blue background
Hot Wheels: Kill a kid in a wheelchair
>>714255037
maximum kek
>>714252291
It was a reference to Inglourious Basterds
>Otacon:
Have a friend talking to you on a headset or earbud during the shooting
Pencil Pusher
Successfully kill a student with a pencil.
>>714255215
>>blue background
>blue
>background
>>714254539
bot thinks it spam
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>>714255221
Would've been a better joke if you had lit the kid on fire.
>>714253980
(You)
>>714248640
Underrated post
>HAx0R:
Flip all the computer screens in the school to the right
Knowledge is Power
Kill 10 students in the library.
>>714250200
Checked and kek'd
>>714255416
what?
>>714255356
thanks bb
>The Legend of 117: Kill the entire school
>>714255350
are you colorblind or just retarded
>>714250084
Keke
>>714255555
what a waste of quints
>>714255555
Nice quints
>>714255215
>holy newfag batman
>>714255555
Check'd
>Crisis Averted:
Kill everyone in the Office before they can call the cops
>>714255555
fuck
>>714255533
Ctrl Alt <- I believe
>Fly SWATer: Kill at least 1 member of the SWAT team.
>No Homework For Life: Kill the entire teaching faculty.
>Top Heavy: Push the school mascot down a flight of stairs.
>Gas Chamber: Release something awful into the ventilation.
An Hero
Kill yourself with your last bullet
>Traitor
Kill 50 white kids.
>>714255533
Everyone used to do CTRL+Alt+-> on school keyboards, right? Anons back me up here.
What the hell...
>The holy trinity: Kill a Christian, Muslim and Jew within 10 seconds of each other.
>KKKiller: Only kill minorities and escape.
>The progressive way: Get 10 kills with melee weapons.
>Si vis pacem, para bellum: Use only half of the ammo you brought (at least 200 rounds)
Party Hard: Get at least half the school high by releasing any inhalable drug into the ventilation system
>>714255558
>Snapshot: Kill using a sniper rifle without scoping in
M'Lady
>Let your crush leave the school.
>>714247085
top notch oc right here.
>Transgender Terror: Kill a tranny whose using the wrong bathroom.
>>714255555
>meme magic
Get quints on 4chan an hour before you shoot up the school.
>A Penny Saved:
Take a dead kid's money and buy a lunch with it.
>Fucking Chad:
Kill Chad and take his lunch money
>>714255771
...
>privilege checked ->Kill every whitey
>Checkmate: Hold the principal hostage after killing the entire school
>>714255909
Tapu Keko
>Limbo limbo limbo: Get a limb shot and bleed out victim
>Too much Pep
Open fire during a pep rally.
>Zed is Dead
Upgraded Edition
Make the wimpy white kid rape the black badass.
>Plot Twist
You're the one doing the raping.
>>714255901
>Academic Armageddon
My sides have transcended into another plan of existence
>>714248640
Fucking lost
>And A Diet Coke:
Successfully escape to McDonald's
>>714250846
That's a very feminine penis.
>>714255555
check'd
Zero to Hero
Successfully kill the "popular kids" while being a member of the bottom of the social ladder.
>Apache - Take a scalp as a trophy
>Basterd - Take 100 scalps
>The Dude - Relieve yourself on a victim
>The Halofag - teabag a victim
>The Woo - shoot two guns while jumping through the air
>Rip and Tear - YOURE HUGE. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUUGE GUTS
>the Commando - Free ball assault
>NEVERMORE - slay all goth kids
>>714256310
i think you misspelled "chads"
>Another Day Will Come Again
Kill yourself an hour before your supposed killing spree session.
>>714251509
Needs an amount to it, like...
>Kill 10 victims with a firearm before the school goes into lock down.
>>714256310
>bottom of the social ladder
Kek'd
>Good/b/ye
Drop a manifesto about how 4chan made you do it.
>Motorboat:
Get a kill while in the pool.
>>714256631
Inevitably leads to 4chan getting shut down.
>Gun Game
>Kill with a knife, then a pistol, then a shotgun, then an SMG, and finally and assault rifle.
>>714247085
>Will The Real Slim Shady: Kill everyone with the initials M. M.
I will remember this thread for the rest of my life.
>and like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle: do the entire shooting in a frog costume
>>714256721
>and finally and assault rifle
>and assault rifle
>and
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHAvEEbQOE boomtown, use a .22 to kill at least 3 people from across the street and then when asked why just reply that you don't like a day of the week.
>Roughing it: use no weapons made after 1950
>Cobaine: at least one kill with t a shotgun in the mouth
>Quickdraw: force a gun duel with another student and win
>Scruff McGruff: bite a chunck of flesh from a drug dealer at the school
>Hoe Down: kill a girl and use dog filter to snap her dead body
>Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
>Play out a full game of Russian Roulette with a victim, and win.
>The House Always Wins
>Play out a full game of Russian Roulette with a victim, and lose.
>>714252971
Underrated kek
>Marky Marked: disfigure 3 Vietnamese students with a large stick within 5 minutes of eachother
Meme team
You and a friend must get at least 69 kills while dressed as Pepe and wojak
>Say Cheese
>Do it on Picture Day
>>714255912
Nah son that's a Switch Hitter
>>714247085
>Spirit of '99: Your propane tanks fail to detonate and half your pipebombs don't detonate
>>714257062
i get the marky mark -> large stick
but why the gooks?
>>714247085
>traveler:Shoot up a school other than your own
>Well manered: Call the cops and thell them about the school shooting right before doing it.
>Flawless Victory
>After killing at least five victims, and allowing lock down to be initiated, escape the scene and evade capture for over 48 hours.
>Terminated:
Kill 3 girls named Sarah in a row
>>714252604
>Doublecross!: Kill everyone else but the person who was voted
>>714257411
nice
>All the Other Kids:
Steal a dead kid's shoes
>>714250274
omg that was good.
>>714257489
Thanks
>>714257422
>Doublecrossed profit: Recruit the voted one
Apt Pupil - wear an SS officer's uniform
Buffalo Bill - kill 10 landwhales
Magic Bullet - kill the principal and a random with one bullet
>Spring break: Carpet bomb a packed beach
>Ballroom blitz: massacre an entire dance class
>Down with the Sickness: Kill all the school nurses
>Smells Like Teen Spirit
>Begin the shooting during a gymnasium event, like pep rally or basketball game.
>Evidence Dispersal:
Put 4 corpses in garbage cans
>Fire Department:
Get a kill with a fire extinguisher
>IMAM!: Claim your kills in the name of ISIS
>>714248640
>Darwin's hammer
My sides
>Difficulty tweak: Survive long enough for the military and S,W.A.T to arrive.
Guys, it's so appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>>714257422
Brutal.
>>714256806
>i get it kek
Is anyone capping this still?
>Don't put it in your pocket: toss a coin and have a student call it; the student wins either 25¢ or a bullet
>Loli-skates
Kill the female youth hockey team during practice.
>Budget:
Spend less then $300 on guns and ammo
> neckbearded- wear only a fedora and use only a katana
>Mom's spaghetti : pipe bomb the school cafeteria
>Untouchable
>After killing at least 5, and allowing lock down to be initiated, surrender to the police and obtain a "Not Guilty" verdict in your trial.
>Double Jeopardy
>After achieving the "Untouchable" achievement, perform a second school shooting.
>Drop and Give me 20!:
Make the Gym teachers exercise before killing them
>>714258230
Holy kek
>>714258284
>before killing them
KEK
>Out of the fire into the Frying Pan
Pull the fire alarm and wait outside, then start the shooting.
>>714251220
Glad to see someone else still working on it.
>>714258433
Got that phrase backward, mate.
>>714253387
This
>>714258509
That's the joke
Brexit this life: Kill 5 people with the worst British accents
>>714247085
Whaling: harpoon 5 fat kids
Kebab: harpoon a fat kid then a disabled kid then a fat kid with the same harpoon(kids still attatched)
>>714258509
Not my post but I think that's the point, mate
>>714247085
Fire !: alarm the fire drill,and mow them down with flamethrower or AK with drum mag
