Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714186135
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714216390
No please go outside look at me I get so much pussy and I'm a fucking champion you nerds haha get rekt
>>714214114
>Wieso ist es so schwer zu begreifen, dass Ausweichen nicht nichts tun ist?
In diesem Fall ist es aber das Gleiche.
Du suchst dir Beispiele die eine direkte Lösung benötigen.
Aktuell ist der Problemfall aber eine passiv Lebensbedrohliche Gegebenheit und kann nicht mit einer einfachen Handlung behoben werden.
Wenn also dein Handeln etwas anderes ist als in irgendeiner Form dem ganzen entgegen zu wirken, dann änderst du nichts am Status quo, erreichst also so viel als hättest du nichts getan.
Zudem zielt dein "Lösungs"-Ansatz auf die Symptome nicht aber auf das Problem.
>Wenn ein auto auf mich zukommt
Du bist aber der Fahrer und rast selbst auf den Abgrund... Du musst jetzt lenken.
>Ich hatte mal Ärger weil ich so einen Lauch mit einem Brett verschlagen hab, aber ansonsten lief's gut. Nichts was Jungs nicht normal auch tun würden.
Also doch genetisch.
Kommt wohl auf den Hintergrund und das Ausmaß an. Aber es scheint dir ja wichtig genug gewesen zu sein um es in Erinnerung zu behalten.
>Vielleicht bin ich ja auch nur ein normaler, netter Typ
>normaler, netter Typ
auf 4Chan?
auf /b/?
in /waifu/?
Du solltest weniger von dem Zeug nehmen wenn dir das echt auch nur in den Sinn gekommen ist.
> der einfach best waifu liebt?
Da gibts wohl nichts gegen ein zu wenden.
>Roll
du zielst doch wieder...
>roll
>>714211812
Fine
Cirno claimu
and
>>714214845 (dog)
>Any tips for someone who hasn't been in college for years?
Well, idk about nursing. But, make sure you have a LOT of time to do the work.
Gonna go help my brother with homework in a little bit, tho
>>714216513
I wish you and your hand the best of luck.
>>714216541
Sure?
Being this triggered
>Im only half kebab removal / Austrian
>other half is Irish / British
>INFILTRATION SUCCESSFUL
>>714216541
Lies
Fine is the answer of someone who isn't fine
You miss akame?
Sohara claimed
You're all dirty eleven lovers, get a real gf, like me.
I hope she's not usually claimed.
>>714216843
>not even from this world
Get rekt
Living a sad life
>>714216874
Welcome back, golden
![71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/UowWwUO.jpg "71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[2].png")
>>714216311
Well I'm hoping it's not too bad. I only really care about my dogs and spending time with them is my top priority in life.
I'm not gonna work in a hospital for sure. I plan to work in a private practice to keep my hours reasonable. And screw being on call for a hospital. That's not a life to me.
If all goes well, it's just a sacrifice for 5 years and then I can live off property income or something. Most nurses get burned out and make enough money to start side businesses. Hence, why there's always a shortage of nurses.
Still, 5 years is half my dogs' lifetime so I don't want it to be too big of a sacrifice.
>Though that kind of spending just on dog food is a bit obscene.
Not when you have 4 and you take their health seriously.
>>714216597
Yeah I have some money saved to focus on schooling. Thanks for the advice.
God dammit 2 of my dogs are fighting over something, another reason I don't like being away from home too long.
>>714216843
>eleven lovers?
I actually hated math in school.
>>714216832
nice claim, anon
>>714217063
would fug
that anon was pretty chill to talk to
>>714216870
She isn't
カラミチーマス
Claim
>>714217264
-suck my dick?-
>>714216870
Welcome to waifu, she isn't claimed. In fact it's the first time I see her
>>714216933
She's from an alternative history time line.
>>714216692
Yes
>>714216795
Kurome
>>714216528
>Du suchst dir Beispiele die eine direkte Lösung benötigen.
Und du entgegengesetzte. Ich glaub wir kommen so nicht überein.
>wichtig genug gewesen zu sein um es in Erinnerung zu behalten
Da war ich schon fast 10 und wurde später ein paar mal dran errinnert. Es ist nur normal sich das zu merken.
>Du solltest weniger von dem Zeug nehmen
Ich wünschte ich hätte wirklich was, dann wär mein Leben nicht so leer...
>du zielst doch
Immerhin mit mäßigem Erfolg.
>roll
>>714216597
Does your brother know you jack off to drawings of naked cartoon girls.
>>714217016
Hello.
>>714217264
-hugs-
>>714217370
Knew i'd get them mixed up, sorry
I kinda don't believe that you're okay, but okay I won't pry into it
>>714217480
Yes.
Why?
>>714217370
Why to think positive, move on from Kurome. There are better people here for you.
>>714217066
4 makes sense. I forgot that bit.
>>714217341
I meant my waifu. Same timeline, different world. Most of the humans are Roman origin.
>>714217482
Hows the eternal sleeper?
>>714216390
These threads are finally dying
>>714217604
Curious.
Your brother must think you're a weirdo.
Unless you both have the assburgers, of course.
>>714217634
Tired. You?
>>714217203
Yay I'm glad! Rem is so cute
>>714217327
Thank you so much! I've wouldn't have expected such good feedback since she's from an overrated anime. Which is Fairy Tail by the way.
>>714217727
Yeah, he does think I'm a faggot, but he's used to it at this point.
However, I only wank in the shower. So, it's not like people walk in on me beating my meat.
If I do watch hentai, I usually wank later just thinking about it, but it's not actually in front of me.
>>714217706
Keep telling yourself that.
>>714217799
Bored at work. So we're pretty much just same old.
Post funky jams, everyone
https://youtu.be/tA6nd0-VNMc
>>714217888
>She's from an overrated anime like fairy tale
>Mine's from undertale
I fail to see your point
I mean besides the fact that I don't usually watch fairy tale
>>714217706
They're dying like they did months before, eh?
>>714217963
That's what I do as well.
Get off simply to the thought of something.
Good on ya, faggot.
>>714217449
>Und du entgegengesetzte. Ich glaub wir kommen so nicht überein.
Welche passen denn besser?
>Da war ich schon fast 10 und wurde später ein paar mal dran errinnert. Es ist nur normal sich das zu merken.
Keine Ahnung was normal ist. Ich kann mich quasi garnicht mehr an DInge erinnern die mehr als 1 Jahr zurück liegen. Soweit ich weiß müssten da aber auch ein paar Jahre normale Kindheit irgendwo zwischen sein, also kann es nicht nur Verdrängung sein...
>Ich wünschte ich hätte wirklich was, dann wär mein Leben nicht so leer...
Mir hilft Alkohol. Aber ich hab vor mir das erst zu gönnen wenn ich das selbst finanzieren kann. Ein kleines Dilemma.
>leer
Aber (er)füllend würde ich das nicht nennen. Was erlebst du denn für Abenteuer? Und viel wichtiger, womit?
>Immerhin mit mäßigem Erfolg.
Die Zahl ist immernoch auf 1
>>roll
>roll
![a8080d9415151c761e262c0510338fb4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zsoOow3.jpg "a8080d9415151c761e262c0510338fb4[1].png")
>>714217634
Yeah, it's more than my rent.
>>714217706
Nice waifu. Finally someone else with taste.
>>714217963
God that sucks. I remember when I lived at my parent's house or in the dorms in college and had to wank like that.
Get your own place dude. A place in the woods can be quite cheap. My entire 2 story house is only $700/month. Secluded and peaceful wooded area with my dogs.
>>714217626
I know there are nice people I just like Kurome
here
>>714218435
but Kurome was NOT nice
>>714218122
It's funny how perceptions play tricks on us, since I don't really know about undertale.
>>714218112
It seems that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMseqjqwTo
>>714217289
*No*
>>714217526
*Hugs back*
These virginity festivals are finally dying
>>714218440
Hi there Smug
>>714218639
>not knowing undermeme
Huh, I thought everyone knew about that game. It's a very left lgbt like game. Actually quite a good game if you play it unbiased. Has some nice twists but shit graphics
My waifu is an extreme spoiler, but eh
>>714218365
>God that sucks. I remember when I lived at my parent's house or in the dorms in college and had to wank like that.
Dude, I have severe OCD.
It'd be very difficult for me to even do that at my machine, because I don't wanna get anything all dirty...
>Get your own place dude.
If I get around to finishing my website and it goes well, I will.
Well, probably, I'll buy this place from them, and they could move to their other place which is currently being rented out.
If the site goes well, one of the first things I'll do is buy this house and pay off its debt.
Then fix it up.
(although, that'll take a while. I'll buy my Dream Server in the in-between time)
>A place in the woods can be quite cheap
I don't live in the woods, but I do live in a moderately secluded place, and it sucks, and I hate it.
I want to move to a city.
If all goes well, maybe I'd build my own custom place outside of Kyoto.
>>714218750
-want some tea?-
>>714218789
lol, where do you get that idea?
Oh yeah
Alice2 Claimed.
Princess.
>>714218861
>trying to make money off of a website
Dude you're fucking retarded I'm sorry
>>714218809
hello
>>714216390
This is my waifu and mine alone
>>714218975
Oh yeah
Fuck off.
>>714218507
Kurome was nice to me
>>714218997
>Dude you're fucking retarded I'm sorry
It's a social network...
like, what do you think it is? a Wiki or Blog?
>>714219144
>3D trash
>>714219144
3D is trash
>>714219020
How are you? Doing anything interesting?
>>714218975
Hi there Alice, how are you?
>>714219169
It wasn't real and it was only a mask
![f15106820f827a62f27d650494757624[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8DU3vey.jpg "f15106820f827a62f27d650494757624[2].jpg")
>>714218861
>It'd be very difficult for me to even do that at my machine, because I don't wanna get anything all dirty...
I don't think you would get anything dirty unless you have your computer right on your lap as you do it. Just wash your hands with hot water and soap after.
>If I get around to finishing my website and it goes well, I will.
As an entrepreneur myself, it's much harder than you think. Hope for the best but don't count on it. Take a specific amount of time each day to work on it or it'll never get done.
>Well, probably, I'll buy this place from them, and they could move to their other place which is currently being rented out.
Good that you have someone to help you with that. I had to do everything basically alone.
>I don't live in the woods, but I do live in a moderately secluded place, and it sucks, and I hate it.
Opposite situation of you myself. I grew up in the city and hated it. There's absolutely nothing to do in the city unless you're rich. Think of the same boredeom where you are now, but add police sirens and idiots shouting downstairs and banging on your walls constantly. That's city life.
Would not recommend.
>If all goes well, maybe I'd build my own custom place outside of Kyoto.
Do you have any idea how expensive that would be? Upwards of 2 million USD.
>>714219213
Very unlikely to make money honestly. Try selling things online or repackaging something.
For example, buy a ton of cheap sugar, get a fancy looking bag that hipsters will buy. And sell it at a profit as "pure cane sugar".
That's how you make money. Repackage shit that's already there.
>>714219274
woke up a bit ago and im eating ramen
>>714218809
I tend to avoid games that are biased with social justice, but if it's not as bad as you say, I could see for myself what it looks like.
Not that I have anything against that kind of people anyway.
>>714219487
In that case enjoy your meal.
Do you add anything to Ramen like Soy Sauce or Teriyaki Sauce? Eggs? Fresh veggies?
>>714219603
Just don't get too deep into the fanbase. Deep waters are dark and dangerous... and fucked up in that case. Makes it bad.
>>714216390
>>714219734
no just the little packet of flavor that comes with it
>>714219350
I'm not gonna go about the OCD stuff. That just is what it is.
>Take a specific amount of time each day to work on it or it'll never get done.
This, in particular is the reason I'm so behind atm. Because I have like 8+ hours of homework each day most of the time.
>Good that you have someone to help you with that. I had to do everything basically alone.
I'm not sure what you meant by this, actually. We have 2 places, but we rent one. We all live here.
I mean, they help in that I live here??
Eh, I just have my preferences, so city would make the most sense for me.
>Do you have any idea how expensive that would be? Upwards of 2 million USD.
I am very well aware of the costs. And I'm not getting full into them, because then it completely sounds like an outlandish pipe dream.
>Very unlikely to make money honestly.
TBH, I just need it to grow big for a brief time and provide the money to start up other things.
However, if it stays growing, that'd be perfect.
In the business plan I wrote, I calculated estimates that it would not make any real money for at least 6 months, and would not make actually liveable money for about 8-10 months.
I'm prepared for moderate success, but hoping for great success, because my only real interest is in research and standards development, but you need money for that. And fuckloads.
>That's how you make money. Repackage shit that's already there.
Well, if you think about it, it'd be like repackaging a bunch of different social networks?
Just offering custom flair on top of it.
The idea is basically make the next "cool" place to network, have my friends help me grow it initially, and then after we've exhausted our friends, if it's still slow... advertise here... or something.
All I know is this, pretty much. I am completely incapable of working on schedules that require me to adjust my nonexistent sleep patterns, and I hate dealing with people directly, unless it's in a collaborative (but individual) style.
>>714220083
very bland. I recommend to put a bit soy sauce into it. Enhances the flavor in my opinion
>>714218895
*Yes*
>>714219734
Well that probably goes for anything. You can find rotten apples if you dig deep enough in any fanbase, while it's true that some are definitely more prominent.
>only getting 1 tasty jam
I need more jams
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
>>714220451
i dont have any and that doesnt sound good to me
Ok, I'll bbl. I'll leave thread open though, so if I get back at a reasonable time, I'll reply to any comments.
>>714220515
Yup, this one seems especially cancerous though due to the prominent lgbt theme. All in all it isn't a bad game. Just like Steven Universe isn't a bad show.
But enough of me, what are your Hobbies?
>>714220675
Too bad in that case.
>>714218214
>Ich kann mich quasi garnicht mehr an DInge erinnern die mehr als 1 Jahr zurück liegen.
Das ist sicher nicht normal. Könnte aber auch am Suff liegen.
>was erlebst du denn für Abenteuer? Und viel wichtiger, womit?
Leider keine, und das Ganze noch allein.
>immernoch 1
Ich sagte ja mäßig.
Für mich wars das aber für heute. Bis morgen dann.
>letzter verzweiflungsroll
Liberals are retarded
>>714220474
-pours you a cup of tea-
-how about some fish and chips, dear?-
-holds a plate to you-
League break
Hey guys
>>714221149
>>714218214
>>714217449
>>714216528
when did we get nazis in here :o
>>714221256
hug me yuno
>>714221338
new phone
>>714221298
Die waren immer schon hier. Lauerten in den Schatten, warteten auf den richtigen Zeitpunkt. Und der ist nun gekommen.
>>714221256
More wedding pictures
Megurine Luka is my waifu and my waifu alone
>>714220844
I don't really do anything fancy. I listen to a lot of music when I don't work. I play a few games here and there, between mood swings.
misaki mei claimed
>>714221495
Jokes on you I like them the most
>>714221149
>Das ist sicher nicht normal. Könnte aber auch am Suff liegen.
Kein Suff. Das ist erst nach der erfolgreichen Geldbeschaffung geplant.
>Leider keine, und das Ganze noch allein.
Du bist doch garnicht allein? Du hast Shiro... und mich.
>mäßig erfolgreich
Naja. Es gibt Trips und keine Trips also ist mäßig erfolgreich effektiv das Gleiche wie kein Erfolg.
>roll
Nacht
>>714221191
/thread
>>714221428
Who is that pink-haired bitch?
>>714216390
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Claims a waifu I already claimed years ago.
>>714221428
-who dis-
>>714221629
It wasnt a ploy. I know you enjoy them and i do too.
>>714221613
Oh, what kind of music do you like? We have some music anons here. Like Rory.
>Mood Swings
bipolar or depression?
Or maybe bipolar depression?
>>714221850
Rules as well as claiming is renewed every thread
>>714221850
>dont love her enough to regularly claim
>surprised she left your ass
>>714221495
Wedding picture for a tasty jam. I want me some tasty jams.
https://youtu.be/htgr3pvBr-I
>>714221809
Excuse you?
>>714221865
I'm not keen on hugging strangers
>>714221901
Have another
>>714222029
Who is that semen demon cunt?
>>714222029
![c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMdDAJ2.jpg "c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[2].jpg")
>>714220337
Trust me dude, it's going to be quite a bit harder than that. AT least your parents own a house so you are quite ahead if you are an only child. You will be able to inherit the house.
Honestly, expecting a social media site to succeed in 8 months is rather outlandish unless you already have millions of dollars to pour into it. I highly recommend you sell things online instead if you want to make money.
>>714222029
I'm not stranger to love~
hug me please..
hug me yuno.
>>714221991
Been a hot minute since I heard that song, we doing some oldies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxDDxcMKRY
>714222091
Fuck you
>>714222154
How have you been?
>>714222196
I am a stranger to it
*hugs*
You were polite
>>714222299
thank you yuno
>>714222299
Great so far today. Got an early lead working on number 2 already
>>714222241
toppest of tiers
ohayo
>>714222241
Ive been trying to just get some tasty jams.
https://youtu.be/OCKFO56CI44
>>714222299
Suck my dick, demon
>>714221958
I'll listen to anything that has electric guitar in it, or piano.
I'm not entirely sure but I feel a mix of both.
>>714222359
Hope you have a good day
>>714222395
Number 2?
>>714222578
My job is to make leads for sales.
>>714222522
Bipolar depression runs in episodes. Manic episodes and depressive episodes. As you might think during a manic episode you think you can do anything, all your ideas seem amazing and the downphase doesn't seem that bad.
And when you are in the downphase... it is very likely that you have suicidal thoughts and/or don't leave the house. Thing is, the episodes are at least 2 months long.
>>714222522
https://youtu.be/yuFI5KSPAt4
https://youtu.be/7F37I6ne8cg
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
https://youtu.be/-tV73rRda0w
Thank me later
>>714222415
Good morning, have a good day?
>>714222477
I see that, I think I got something for you.
All this music reminds me of all the big family BBQ's down the river
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi2ZM_7FnM
>>714222799
>As you might think during a manic episode you think you can do anything, all your ideas seem amazing and the downphase doesn't seem that bad.
>And when you are in the downphase... it is very likely that you have suicidal thoughts and/or don't leave the house. Thing is, the episodes are at least 2 months long.
That sounds... familiar.
>>714222979
>Snow
2/10
It only gets a 2 because it reminds me of older RHCP and not a 1 because it isn't their worst song.
>>714221227
*Yes please*
*I see what you're doing btw*
>>714222179
I'm not an only child. I have 2 siblings.
>Honestly, expecting a social media site to succeed in 8 months is rather outlandish unless you already have millions of dollars to pour into it.
Facebook took about a year, and that was in 2003 or 2005 or something.
And Tumblr had 75K users in 2 weeks (although, admittedly, they were originally a web development company)
But I have nothing to sell.
There are very few things I'm good at making outside of electronics... and all of those require a LOT of time.
I do have a few ideas for design patents, but I at least need a few thousand for each of them.
Like I said, I'm looking for it to at least make liveable sums in 8-10 months, not become gigantic.
I EXPECT it to take 5 years to become Tumblr-sized, or at least MySpace-sized.
But anyway, I'll be back again later.
Just finished 2 of my brother's 4 assignments
>>714223194
-adds some dip onto the plate for you-
-What am I doing?-
>>714223038
>Good morning
yeah morning
>have a good day?
I can't complain but I can't say I'm happy with how it went. But you probably expected a simple reply so: Yes.
>>714222979
oh, I have stadium arcadium somewhere lying around. They have that song on there
It's been ages
>>714223143
If it sounds that similiar I recommend seeking professional help. Counselor for long term fixing and psychiatrist for short term fixing with meds. They weaken the symptoms so you don't feel that miserable.
Worst thing that could happen is you feel empty. But I suppose during a down phase you'll prefer that over the pain
>>714221958
>>714221991
You guys talking about claiming her, while I'm about to literally bang her right before embarking on the Suicide Mission in ME2.
She's mai waifu fagggot. I don't need to claim her because she claimed me already in-game. And she's about to claim me again.
>>714223038
My dad never listened to Eagles, but its similar. I have just memories of day long car trips. My dad had one song timed perfectly so that the final climax happened as his tyres hit his mothers driveway.
>that can never happen anymore
Song related
https://youtu.be/6QW_xi-5Gho
>>714223188
Its what was playing. And it is a tasty jam.
>>714222799
That's probably not what I have then. I absolutely don't have two months long of such an empowering feeling, while I do feel the downside. I'm sorry, using ''mood swings'' was probably misleading, even if I feel something similar some times.
>>714222979
I'll thank you right now! Uhm... Rory?
>>714223506
Yep, this is Rory
![Georgette-(Oliver_and_Company)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1zfu9e.jpg "Georgette-(Oliver_and_Company)[1].jpg")
>>714223248
>Facebook took about a year, and that was in 2003 or 2005 or something.
Yes because it was the first of its kind.
>And Tumblr had 75K users in 2 weeks (although, admittedly, they were originally a web development company)
Started with lots and lots of capital.
>But I have nothing to sell.
There are very few things I'm good at making outside of electronics... and all of those require a LOT of time.
When I was in college I got by by making this agreement with a new supermarket that just opened down the street. They had these original mexican Coca Colas so I bought them by the case from them and sold them online at profit. The shipping killed my profit, but I had enough left over to at least survive somewhat.
You have to find what you can sell. For example, some people buy large sheets of fabric, cut them into squares and sell them as napkins online at profit.
>I do have a few ideas for design patents, but I at least need a few thousand for each of them.
Forget patenting anything. That is exclusively a rich person's arena at this point, unless you have 5 thousand dollars per patent which may or may not work anymore. The law doesn't favor poor people creating inventions. Completely forget that now. Focus on making money.
>brothers
That sucks. People get nasty when inheritances come around.
>>714223637
Why are you writing so much?
Things Waifu claimers will NEVER have
>sex
>a girlfriend
>a pillow used for sleeping instead of fucking
>a hard drive without thousands of obscure Japanese cartoon characters
>a face without acne
>a scale that reads any number below 200 pounds
>proud parents
>a wife that isn't a Chinese drawing
>>714223425
Congrats. I don't play ME
>>714223506
How bad are those mood swings? Do you sometimes harm yourself accidently? For example when smashing against the wall or somethign similar? I highly doubt it but it could be borderline
>>714222799
I have bipolar depression and everything you said is wrong. Stop trying to be an internet psychologist, Alice.
>>714223748
I love these
>Things Waifu claimers will NEVER have
>>sex
Have it
>>a girlfriend
Have a wife
>>a pillow used for sleeping instead of fucking
Several of these
>>a hard drive without thousands of obscure Japanese cartoon characters
True
>>a face without acne
Not a single zit
>>a scale that reads any number below 200 pounds
I mean it does but i weigh 190
>>proud parents
Got those too
>>a wife that isn't a Chinese drawing
Theyre japanese and my 3d wife is murrican
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>714223973
In that case enlighten us
>>714223995
Post any form of proof or else you're pic related
>>714222799
My episodes only last a few hours.
It's longer for others depending on the type.
>>714223579
I definitely need to explore Dream Theater a bit more, I liked those songs.
I'm already a big fan of RHCP.
>>714223809
They have never made me harm myself yet, but they're getting worse. A few innocent items have been displaced around the room I'd say.
>>714224161
I mean im at work atm all i can do is take a picture without a time stamp.
>>714223995
>they're japanese!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah youre not even old enough to vote faggot
>>714224339
Neither are you
>>714223721
Would've liked some advice when I was younger.
>>714223748
>sex
Daily drug crazed orgies with dubstep at full blast
>a girlfriend
Four of them
>a pillow used for sleeping instead of fucking
Several
>a hard drive without thousands of obscure Japanese cartoon characters
Dont watch anime
>a face without acne
It stops at around age 15
>a scale that reads any number below 200 pounds
189
>proud parents
Meh, don't really care but they seem to like me
>a wife that isn't a Chinese drawing
Again four of them
>>714223338
Well.. shit, I'm sorry to hear that. There is always tomorrow to make an improvement, I hope. I can't really stick around to hear the details, but I hope it's better tomorrow.
>>714223481
A fair chunk of artists I know came from my parents, and I thank them for that.
>car trips
Oh boy, I remember the days of driving all the way up to Queensland, getting up at 4am and driving through the morning listening to music, just one of the nicest memories I have.
Have a kickass cover I found yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
I'd like to chat but I really should get going, going down the river with a couple mates, I'll catch you later man.
>>714223973
>looks up in case I used the wrong word for it
>bipolar depressions runs episodes
>high phases (manic phases)
>low phases
>the duration between these episodes are individual
there's my mistake, alright
>>714224164
Yup, just read it up. My bad
>>714224217
Hmm... don't think it's borderline. What's happening in your life that stresses you?
>>714224480
here we go again
>sex
Already had it
More times than I have fingers so I stopped counting
>a girlfriend
Had several, broke up with them
>a pillow used for sleeping instead of fucking
I use my pillow only for sleeping
>a hard drive without thousands of obscure Japanese cartoon characters
Not in the thousands yet
>a face without acne
I like my face clean and shaven
>a scale that reads any number below 200 pounds
154 pounds is a healthy weight for my height
>proud parents
Gotem
>a wife that isn't a Chinese drawing
I don't have a wife, for fucks sake, I'm not even 30 yet
>>714224480
Gfs arent wives so technically the last one is correct
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AKrq4cH.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[2].jpg")
>>714224810
Well I live with them so they're wives more than gfs
>>714224591
>I'm sorry to hear that.
Does it sound that bad? It wasn't supposed to.
>There is always tomorrow to make an improvement
If I actually worked on improving anything that would be true
> I can't really stick around to hear the details
I didn't plant to go into detail
I don't really plan on sharing my life story with people on here
>but I hope it's better tomorrow.
Spoiler: It won't be. It never is.
See you tomorrow then.
>>714224976
Need to actually marry them for them to be a wife.
>>714224976
Dogs dont counr
>>714224782
Everything and nothing at the same time. I have to go, I'll see you later maybe?
>>714225334
Maybe, not sure if I'm still here then. It's past midnight here. But I'm here nearly every day
See ya around Levy
>>714225514
Alright then, next time it is.
Goodbye.
>>714223637
>Yes because it was the first of its kind.
It's also becoming more and more disliked by most people. They just use it because there are no really viable alternatives.
>Started with lots and lots of capital.
Yeah, I already agreed with that one.
>When I was in college I got by by making this agreement with a new supermarket [...]
There's no real businesses up where I live. Right now, I do some informal consulting to make money.
I worked at a supermarket and wanted to die.
>For example, some people buy large sheets of fabric, cut them into squares and sell them as napkins online at profit.
That's... not a bad idea.
I could actually sew/embroider them, too, but that takes a lot of time.
That is one of the few non-electronics things I can actually make.
>Forget patenting anything. That is exclusively a rich person's arena at this point, unless you have 5 thousand dollars per patent which may or may not work anymore
It's about $10k/patent now
And if I can at least get you know... in this range, some of my ideas are actually pretty good.
>That sucks. People get nasty when inheritances come around.
Well, I'm not waiting for my parents to die...
You seem to think I hate them or something...
I want to make money to start research, not hope my parents will kick the bucket so I can get their house.
That's really fucked, up... just saying
I want to succeed and help them succeed, not succeed at their expense.
Also, it's a brother and a sister. Not 2 brothers
>Socially retarded virgins feel the need to lie on the Internet to try and boost their low self esteems
>>714226108
>Projecting this much
>insecure manlet comes to a place he says he hates to feel better about his stagnant, daddy dependant life
>>714223330
*Thanks*
*It's nothing*
![dogs-mollymcgee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wCTp89B.jpg "dogs-mollymcgee[1].jpg")
>>714226028
Well I wish the best for you. Just remember it's much harder than you think. It always is.
Cut your projected success in half and double your expenses and you might approach reality.
>>714225143
To each their own. They make great partners.
>>714225085
Maybe they'll allow animal marriage one day. I could certainly use the tax benefits.
>>714226108
Why are you even hanging out in these threads anyway? In a way, you're a regular poster of these threads just as much as we are.
Post what you're wearing right now.
>>714226340
-<5-
>>714226656
Give me a tasty jam
>Rory-sama
>>714226804
-_-
>>714226656
I would but i don't have a camera
-???-
>>714226977
Bout to go home and get drunk af and shit post these cancerous virginity festivals
>>714226656
give_me_attention
>>714227047
:o
>>714227336
You posted that before. Timestamp, cunt.
>getting drunk
Underage kek. Im gonna get sooooo drunk because Im so damn mature
>>714227361
I'm assuming you're this eternal virgin I found in a thread one time. I bet girls think you're creepy even though your parents buy all your clothes from pac sun
>>714227494
-gropes your butt-
:o
>>714227723
off by one
>
>>714227336
>getting drunk to prove something
Now now, first, you should be able to pay your own bills
>>714227521
What do you want me to timestamp? Are you this mad at your internet bully for teasing your community of autistic man babies?
>sheltered loser who never got drunk before
>>714227767
How is that trying to prove Anything? Y'all are on code red damage control level at this point
>>714227594
:ok_hand:
You don't need to be scared, I feel pretty honored you saved my picture.
But I'll get going now, have fun
>>714227844
I think you try a little hard.
>>714227723
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>>714222708
What kind of leads?
Sorry me no comprendo
>>714228000
>those digits
:o>:o<o:
Here come my guaranteed replies
>>714227938
>Code red damage control
What would we damage control?
>>714228113
>>714226452
>Well I wish the best for you. Just remember it's much harder than you think. It always is.
Alright, thanks
>Cut your projected success in half and double your expenses and you might approach reality.
I made extremely pessimistic estimates already. I don't normally estimate high.
I just checked my plan again. Apparently, I have only a few thousand dollars profit by the end of the first year if my estimates are right.
And if the even lower estimates are right, only a few hundred.
Although, I actually DO have more money now than I estimated those numbers with.
A few hundred a month would at least be liveable for what I'm doing atm, and I projected extremely flat exponential growth.
>>714227844
>never got drunk before
Timestamp your image.jpg bullshit. And I have been drunk many times before. Each time needed a bottle of bourbon in an hour. I cant do that anymore because my body got fucked over by an incurable autoimmune disease which taxes my liver. Enjoy your stupid lifestyle.
>>714227844
>Internet bully
More like internet.... person we make fun of.
That's the best I got.
>>714228078
-_-
>>714228113
How did you get that pic? Did you break into my house?
>>714228246
-want to erp-
>-.-
>>714228212
You tried lol
>>714228212
Hey there Hex maniac!
>>714227999
>>714228000
tripscombo
Garrus Vakarian claimed
>>714228414
Hey Chara
>>714228200
>being so Insanely autistic that someone's Filename bothers you
>being so crazy autistic that you care is someone posts on a phone
>pretending my shit posting doesn't bother you but you're begging for a time stamp when you know it's me
I think I'd rather keep you screaming for your mom to come down to the basement till I get home and post a time stamp
>>714228113
>Turkish family sit down to a meal of poison.
>>714228010
I go door to door looking for an interest in remodel or repair of houses. If i find an interest i try to write them up for an estimate on whatever project they have in mind. Then we send a sales guy out to give the estimate anf sell the service. If i gemerated the lead that turns sale i get money off that as well as hourly pay.
>>714228362
Yeah, that's all that counts
>>714228414
Yo.
>>714228482
>thinking Im mad
>Im posting on a phone
>just timestamp it like a regular person
What basement?
>>714228480
Hey there tsunyun
>>714228482
>Posting on /b/
>Obviously for attention
>why do you need timestap?
I thought summer was over...
>>714228742
We never really talked before did we? How come you picked hex maniac?
![TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0PzP44q.gif "TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif")
>>714228310
*Sure*
>>714228983
Summer has just begun over here
>Rory-sama
>>714228991
-Okay, i'll start-
-spills my tea cup on my pants-
-Woops, silly me.-
>>714228983
I dunno honestly
>>714228612
Oh nice, I remember you getting a higher position in your job. Is that this? Or still something comming up?
>>714228742
You got em good
That's an adorable pic btw
>>714228983
How are you today?
>>714229098
Explains a lot then
>>714229241
Same as me then. Welcome to waifu!
>>714229307
I'm fine like always! having two kittens to pet
