Celeb thread (of the strictly human female variety). No rules. No bitching. Post who you want.
>>714173589
moo
>>714173740
>no bitching bitch
>also sexy babe you got there
But Mr Ed...
yum
>>714173740
>lm a woman
>she looks sexy
>>714173830
zip it
I'm a 1st AC on a number of short films and a few features. I've worked with talent such as Kate Mara, Natalie Dormer and Hayley Atwell. And have gone drinking with them at wrap parties. In a few months I'm going to be working on a short film co-starring Emma Watson. Still taking questions, ask me anything.
>>714173903
Kate and Rooney Mara are the only two celebrities I care about. I'd nuke half the world to get a threesome with those two.
>>714173903
should i buy a new car or continue wasting money on my shitty old one?
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>>714174351
go on
>>714174690
she might as well wear nothing
>>714174690
pretty much
>>714174808
shit. >>714174808 was meant for >>714174728
>>714174818
One of my favorite sets. Not really into her but that shoot was on fire.
>>714174888
trips can confirm
>>714174818
OP watch her here man
http://rurl.us/4Zdxq
>>714174968
spectacular
>>714175019
dimensions in time and space
>>714175043
This bitch wearing contacts?
>>714175122
Fake ass bitch.
>>714175145
Yeah cause that's a totally reasonable response.
>>714175187
I just don't like Selena.
>>714175230
You can't just let it go?
>>714174818
Argh, an ugly dude with tits
>>714175267
Is that what your friends call you? Or is it virgin?
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>>714175267
Zac Hanson isn't ugly
>>714175265
nice stretch marks
>>714175411
I completely agree.
>would lick
Thanks for the thread
>>714173589
Do you suppose Justin Bieber gave her his herpes?
>>714175677
Do you ever wonder why you weren't aborted?
>>714175709
These are my favorite pics of her. I love how her chubby body is spilling out of her bikini.
some nigger thought he was catching a free cow to milk
So much Selena, we Get it. You worship her.
>>714175778
They're good. I don't care what size she is. She is a Goddess.
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>>714175824
I am a fan, I like her, and she is gorgeous. But right now I'm just shoving her down peoples's throats. You niggers need the help.
>>714175838
I love how she got chubby and her ass immeadiately went to cellulite town. That's the Mexican genes at work lol.
Still want to cum in her ass though.
>>714176016
I want that pussy.
>>714175941
I hope for the day that one of you Selena worshiping faggots gathers up the testicular fortitude to kidnap her. Sending her into a fear induced panic and she becomes a hermit and disappears from all media spotlight. Then someone finds her rotting corpse months later from suicide
>>714175567
Best one out there
>>714176062
It's a fat little thing.
>>714176184
beautiful
>>714176216
Fuck you. Some of us aren't that depraved or obsessed.
>>714176260
Portal to paradise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKjBzU4ocs
VJ hopping around in undies <3
>>714176260
That cameltoe. Damn i wanna go ham on that thing
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>>714176276
Says the nigger spamming Selena pictures you probably have saved on a special hard drive that's filled with only Selena pictures that you carry around with you everywhere you go in order to feel like she's a part of your everyday life even though she will never know you exist.
>h-here comes my heater, Anon!
>g-get ready!
>>714176370
It just looks so juicy doesn't it?
>>714176444
Oh so you can make stuff up about me over the internet knowing full well you can never be proven wrong and I'm supposed to get all upset and call you names and cry? I'm not new to the internet faggot. I'm not that pathetic, but thanks for projecting.
>suddenly G rushes in and karate chops the other waifus
>>714176532
Yhe, looks like would be fucking delicious. Just like her ass man.
>>714176609
Come on, be nice now.
>>714176650
she's out of control!!
She'd be the cutest little fucktoy.
Imagine facefucking this, seriously
>>714176532
"Not that pathetic"
Your level of pathetic is directly proportionate to the amount of Selena spam you post. Which means it's off the charts
>>714176677
Oh no.
>>714176682
I do imagine. Yes I do.
>>714176707
>spamming
>my thread
Fine I'm pathetic, now will you fuck off?
Look at these.
>>714176761
>Oh no.
ok i got her a drink, she's ok now
>>714173830
Physically keked
>>714176809
We can hope.
>five minutes into Dog With a Blog and chill and G gives you this look
>wut do?
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>>714176761
Oh no! OP actually contributing to his own thread! PATHETIC.
kys
>>714176761
LOL you create a "celeb" thread but spam only Selena. At least don't lie about it and make a Selena thread so that you and the other Selena worshipers can gather and circlejerk without bothering the rest of us.
>Anon help! I got tangled...
>>714176866
Are you serious, right now? I would take her home to her parents and let her stay there for ten years and then I might consider having a drink with her.
>>714176937
Yeah, it's hilarious. No one is posting but me. Take it away faggot. The floor is yours.
(And just for you...)
>>714176937
post others or stfu then, i think we are about 3 people posting selena atm
>>714176937
Thats what he did. There are 5 other threads you could go to and not bitch about it
>look at this cool hat I made, anon!
>>714177145
Yep.
>>714177014
Nah, I wouldn't want to ruin the theme of your "celeb" thread. I see my job here is done so I will abandon this dumpster fire of a thread. Enjoy spamming the same pictures of this talentless whore over and over.
>walk into the local dairy
>this server girl says "well, what do you want?"
>she begins to rub the icecream on her chest
>wut do?
>>714177241
Thanks for pissing off, pal. And nice cowardice.
>hear "BRRAAAAPPPPPP!"
>turn around, see this
>"Hey anon, I just farted! ahaha!"
>wut do?
>murp! maahah burgooo! tabbawhut!
>hear snorting
>turn around and see this
>"hhahah hey anon, do you like my hair?
>do you like my dress anon? I bought it for our date!
>>714177506
so young and already doing drugs..
>>714177603
kek
>>714177611
yesssss
>hey anon, do you like my new tube top? i made it by cutting up your favorite shirt! ahhaah!
>wat do
>>714177684
At least your contributing.
>wow, you're such a good baker anon! must be why you're so fat! ahaha
>wut do?
>>714177596
That dress...makes me wanna do you hard, right now!
>be walking through the garden in the cool of the day
>suddenly this little G pops out of a bush and says
>"hey faggot, are you holding? i need to blaze my shit up. this forest is sooooo boring"
>wut do?
>hear someone laughing
>turn around and see this
>"look at my arm, anon! ahahah!"
>wut do?
Anyone want to start stuttering? Anyone?
>>714177818
mmmmmm
>i don't even own a bike, anon
>what were you thinking?!
>wut do?
>>714176339
airin' out the stank crotch
>>714177980
We all sweat anon.
>>714176682
nice, that one really shows off fatty's moustache
>ill play you any song, Anon, as long as it's "So What" by Metallica
>>714178040
I'm sure you're fit and firm. No mustache though. You haven't hit puberty.
>uhhhh why'd you bring me this boring museum anon? can we go to the American Girl store now?
>>714178100
Don't keep smartphones in the back pocket. You forget them and sit on them. Been there done that
>kisses for my best friend, anon! you've always been so nice to me!
>>714178188
It also obscures dat ass.
BRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>>714176609
such a little hottie
>>714178172
do you have that pic in higher quality?
>do you think I look pretty in this dress, anon?
>>714178259
Cow tits (wanna milk them)
>>714178264
That should be a crime
>>714178259
fucking love kat
>>714176809
holy fuck
how have I not seen this pic before?
>>714176866
and this!
>hear someone laughing behind you
>turn around and see this
>"lmao, my hair is a drill anon. your argument is invalid, ahaha!"
>wut do?
>>714178345
hell yeah. would love to milk those udders
>>714177959
Thats one guy
And he has no life
>e-everyone is staring at me anon, why??
>>714178449
Hook her up into a milking machine and fuck her from behind too
>>714178488
cutie
>time for you to drink from this glass, anon
>she squats over a glass
>wut do?
>>714178476
>he has no life
that describes more than half the celeb posters here
>>714178522
That's the first time that's ever sounded attractive to me...
>>714178522
mmmmm fuck yes. that would be perfect
>>714178568
Including you. Unless you took time out of your busy schedule to post that.
>>714178558
Wait until she fills the glass and drink it
>i picked these flowers for you, anon
>oh... b-but your allergies??
>>714178579
When she gets knocked up she'll produce even more milk
>>714178575
What, Kat or the milking machine?
>hear a sheepish knock at your door
>open door to find a little G scout standing on your porch
>hey fatboy, I know you want to buy some of these cookies, getcha wallet out bub
>wut do?
>>714176866
Ask her friends in....
>>714178712
guess ill have to put a baby in her
>>714178712
I've always loved Kat. It's the milking machine and fucking her from behind while it's doing its thing.
>Anon! take your shirt off and come swim with us? what are you ashamed of?
>>714178601
Nah I spend maybe an hour max a day lurking and having conversations in other threads unlike the celeb posters here, you can likely find them obsessively posting all day..
>hear some little G laughing
>turn around and see this
>"hey anon my hair is still a drill LOL! bzzzzzzzzzzz"
>wut do?
>>714178821
Sure, sure. Now prove it.
>Anon! Chad asked me to marry him! Can you believe it?? You've always been such a good friend I wanted to tell you first!
>anon! are you ready to watch Westworld? I dressed up for you!!
>>714178821
Haha
Is that you, mariba fag?
>>714178723
Kiki all the way
>hey anon! have you seen the rest of my jumpsuit? haha just kidding, it's supposed to look this way!!
>>714178871
Prove what? I'm about leave the thread because not much new here except for your kelli berglund and Hannelius g pedo posting.
>>714178973
This is the kind of thing that got me kicked off the team back in '14 if you can believe that much
>hi anon! thanks for picking me up from school!!
>>714179065
Just leave.
>thanks for taking me to the Hillary rally anon! Love Trumps Hate!
>>714179074
wuts that mean
>>714179142
Don't be mad that I called out your blatant autism.
>dole gives me the runs anon! wanna blow this popsickle stand and head over to sizzler?
>>714173589
Might as well call it a Selena thread ya boring fuck.
>>714179200
You didn't. You know nothing about me. Stop wasting time and get on with your life. You've already spent 11 mins here. Time to move on.
>i wore that choker you like, anon! wanna read me some HP Lovecraft?
>>714179263
The only boring fuck here is you. Contribute or fuck off.
>why are you looking at me like that, anon? are you feeling ok??
>>714179323
lets hit that image limit.
>sitting in your room reading manga
>suddenly G busts in and yells "AHHHH! My cake exploded anon! I worked all day on it!!"
>wut do?
>>714179166
Wtf i want to rape her now
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>>714179269
I'll be back later when there's some decent celebs instead of shit celebs like G Hannel, Selena and Cara eybrows.
>>714175821
Ruined.
>"this shit tastes good, anon, im getting lit as fuck"
>>714173979
>Nukes half world for threesome
>Nukes his own half by accident
Thats what would happen if you'd try you stupid fucking faggot nigger fuck you and your shit FUCK YOU
>>714179183
Dont know how i can get much clearer than that. I got kicked off the football team 2 years ago
>>714173791
Fuck, her feet look like someone drove over them with a fucking truck. How the hell can you degenerates fap to this? It's practically a handicap
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>>714179461
>cookies or icecream, which one anon? why not both, ahahahah!
>>714179528
for posting G? i dont understand
>>714173830
Wilbur you dumbass
>>714179588
I love her ass
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>>714179626
You are such a baby nigger.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>714179669
And that is image limit. Start again faggot. I get to post brendan for the whole thread next time.
>>714179690
Oh come on, you little faggot. He thinks he's god. Let him have his song and dance for hitting 150.
>>714179611
Oh no, for impregnating my coach's daughter. She was technically a minor, but she loves to ride horses and dressed like a cowgirl, which subsequently turned me on.
>>714179726
Now we know who has no life.
>>714179740
I just hate someone who starts a "celeb thread" and posts the same bitch over and over. If you are taking the responsibility of starting the thread, try mixing it up.
>>714179791
both of you.
>>714179791
both of us
>>714179875
I do one fucking thread and I have no life? You niggers really think your different? You're on 4chan too. This superiority complex you autists have is astounding.
>>714179870
I'll do what I want and you can go fuck yourself. You know why? Because you don't matter to me.
>>714179558
tl; dr
>>714180001
Whoa, no need for the n word
>>714180001
>I do one fucking thread and I have no life?
>one thread
one thread per hour, per day? lol which is why you're so defensive, K buddy.
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>>714179726
just for you loser
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>>714180001
Lol. I'm not trying to matter to you, but you've been here for 2 hours. I've been here for 15 minutes. I'm willing to admit that I have no life, but you've been here 8x longer than I have. Are you seriously crying like a little bitch right now? Talking about a superiority complex and shit... Christ you are a baby.
I SAID IN OP TO BE NICE!!!!!! NO ONE IS BEING NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714180153
Try one thread ever. Asshole.
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>>714180150
New thread
>>714180198
Fuck off newfag.
>>714180195
Who cares? Do you expect me to care? Cause I don't. I'm not crying, you're a bunch of losers. You pick a thread and see things you don't like and think it's a holy crusade for shitting all over it? I'm not a loser. You are. My goal was to have some fun, carrying on from another thread I liked. Your goal is to be a what? Nothing? Mission accomplished.
>>714173589
>No rules.
>No bitching.
ah, the irony
>>714180337
>because that means he's new to 4chan
>hurr durr
>>714173589
HOLY FUCK. TAKE THE PLAINEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, MAKE HER BE UNDERAGE SO PEDOS GO CRAZY AND PUT HER IN A BIKINI = WIN?
>>714180364
My goal is to watch you flail and say shit like
"I'm not a loser, you are"
"Try one thread ever"
"I'll do what I want and you can go fuck yourself. You know why? Because you don't matter to me."
This isn't reddit, fuck off and go home.
>>714180424
It does and so are you.
>>714173908
Unfortunately as it is witg hispanic women this IS going to be her as soon as she has her first litter of children.
Additionally her english will become fractured and nearly illegible.
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>>714180571
This thread actually ain't all bad. Roast me some more bitches.
>>714179666
not a celeb, Satan
niggers niggers everywhere and not a fuck to give
>>714180987
I'm a nigger faggot without a life thank you very much
