Celeb bread II: attack of the fap
>>714180313
Oh Maisie
>>714180608
Jesus fuck, really? My dick
>>714180573
fuck cummig
>>714180608
Whoa!
Noyce!
>>714180313
Wanna cum all over her back, maybe even get some on her face when she peers back at me
>>714180897
lol thanks for sharing.
>>714180674
>>714180784
She's become hot af lately
>>714180996
Hey. Because it's you.
>>714181071
She has a very nice body, great tits and legs
>>714181171
Her legs are the best part of her, really. Slim and toned. Her ass too
>>714181071
I see.
And I love the Catholic school uniform
>>714180150
Ana needs my cum all over her face
>>714181479
Got many fantasies of her wearing it
>>714181589
Dat ass <3
>>714181291
Good answers, dont like her tits tho? She hides them well sometimes, other times it's just in your face. She gets me diamonds
>>714181734
She's become such a slut
>>714181479
Who is this?
>>714181796
I do like then, small and perky, perfect for her petite body. But I'm more of a leg and ass man, and theirs are just awesome
>>714181734
Mmm fuck
>>714181853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk2le_r0Wt4
>>714181820
Would mishandle them titties for days
>>714181883
Wish she didn't have the reduction though. Imagine how they would have looked in that top
>>714181909
True. Shs must be an awesome fuck
>>714182020
I'm sure she's a good little slut
>>714182132
Aw fuck yeah
>>714181853
Brynn Rumfallo
>>714182253
She must be great at bouncing on the dick reverse cowgirl, fuck
>>714182257
Do you think he has a hardon and is humping Ariel's fat ass with it as she takes the pic?
>>714180769
Approved
>>714182355
She must love the dick in every position. Bet she's great at blowjobs
>>714182686
Goddess of sex
>>714182525
Im pretty much fapping to maisie atm, she has great pics on her instagram
>>714182908
Now that's a goddess, fuck. Ariel is more of the high class local who likes to have sex
Khaleesi
>>714182398
holy grundle cheese.
this bitch needs to wash her undercarriage once in a while.
>>714183188
Couldnt you at least used a real nude of her? They exist pham
>>714182686
her legs look like bread wrapped in baker's twine.
>>714183209
She just got fucked, what do you expect?
>hear snorting
>turn around and see this
>"ahhaa, anon look! i'm sir isaac fig newton! ahaha!"
>wut do?
>anon, look! this dog gets more action than you!
>everyone laughs
>wut do?
>anon, this shit is getting me faded! go get me a five hour energy!
>wut do?
>>714182348
Brynn Bumfellatio?
>>714183188
Time for Missandei to go lick her pussy clean.
>>714183791
not this faggot again
Mums
>>714184199
thought i had more of her but apparently not
here's that one chick who's banging Jaden "how can our eyes be real" Smith
>>714184258
>a faggot! where!
>G rushes in and kicks and punches all the faggots
Did you lads know I met G once? She was drinking in a bar just south of the border. I asked her what being on the Disney Channel was like but she just threw one back, gave me this look, and said:
>I think I knew what ole Hank meant when he sang about a lost highway...
Damn G...
>>714184537
at least you a better quality gif. that shit is so small I need to get out the glasses and magnifying lens i use to jerk off with in order to see it.
>oh hi anon, you came to the premier! want to be my date??
PS im about to start morning drinking so, its gonna get real weird...
CELEB FEET THREAD FOR MY FOOTFAGS
>>714183813
>>714183813
>>714183813
>>714184855
>it already is
>>714184908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QQnDcLjYf2
>anon! anon! i really need to go, can i use your bathroom please!
>you ask what number
>she shows you this
>anon! are you going to listen to my new radio show? it's called G In The Morning and we mainly talk about bieber!
>>714182132
any idea who nudified this? it's great work
>oh oh anon! i just farted, so keep your head above the covers! ahaha
>anon! anon! do you suppose that conflict is an innate part of the human condition, or does it simply arise from the scarcity inherent in nature?
>me on the right
>anon! don't you love bathing suits? you can just go whereever you want and no one will know!!
>oh anon! it feels sooooo good getting what i want
>>714185319
mmmm nice cleavage
>be sitting on the toilet playing Clash of Clans
>G busts in and says "anon! anon! look at my hair, isn't it cool? it took all day!"
>wut do?
>>714185267
those are some fine legs
>>714180150
Is this one of the grills from that dumb keanu reeves movie? She was hot in that
>anon! anon! look at how fucking hot i got, god damn im so hot. i was skinny as shit on the Disney Channel but fuck look at my tits. christ on a cross i wanna eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>hey anon, wanna steal a car today? it feels so good being young, beautiful, rich and free
>>714185517
who are you
Cringe thread?
>>714185802
Continue releasing the log
>oh anon! this drawing you made of me is so cool! wow you're so talented!
>>714184855
oh, the guy posting G with these retarded captions is an alcoholic?
who knew...
>>714186118
>>714185982
>>714185893
dude. you obviously don't have a functioning censor.
have you ever thought about closing the browser and opening a word editor?
>be sitting in your room playing with your legos
>in busts G who steps on your creation and says "hey anon! look at my cool new hair color! haha i look soooooooo emo!"
>wut do?
>
>>714186225
>dude. you obviously don't have a functioning censor.
huh what do you mean? im stream-of-consciousness posting
>"Celebrities"
>Posts a literally who nonstop
>>714186388
>some guys on the internet tell me to stop posting G
>mfw
>>714186414
I like how you knew he was talking to you.
holy shit, this G sold her nail company nationwide now shes rich as fuck
and i still live with my mom! wew!
https://www.instagram.com/p/--QMISlXnQ/?taken-by=ghannelius&hl=en
>>714186511
ugly little mongrel
>>714186462
i like how you knew that i knew
>>714186574
Because you replied to him?
>>714186615
.................................................................yes
>>714186566
tasty looking ass
>>714186681
More?
>be sitting alone in Disneyland
>this girl sits down beside you and says "hey faggot, you're not here to ogle the children, are you? lmao"
>wut do?
>>714183188
To fuck her and not shoot inside? This is the fakest fake to have ever fake. No way is that even possible.
>see G hannelinus eating like a pig
>shout "hey G, you eat like a fucking pig"
>her face when
>>714186335
exactly.
stop wasting time here.
just open a word editor and write. even though most of it will be drivel, like in this thread, but once in a while you will write something people might actually want to read.
>>714186866
shut the fuck up you stupid faggot
>>714186511
well, it's easy to be rich once you have a good bit of money and a decent financial advisor....
just invest in the right stuff (i.e. fake nails, because her demo is preteen girls) and make bank...
>>714186791
hell yes
>marry, fuck, kill
>>714186931
you enjoy his rantings?
>>714187038
>>714183188
My Queen.
>>714187005
>kill
>kill
>kill... then fuck
>>714187084
>be at a photoshoot with G
>suddenly she says "Shakes? What, is Michael J Fox here? lmao"
>everyone gets quit
>wut do?
>>714187103
>>714187058
sweet
>dr pavel? im cia!
>me on the left
>>714186931
Why? He's right. The faggot is just shitting up the thread.
>>714187217
now you're just posting random bitches
>>714187217
Thats all I have but there is more out there
>he's a big guy! ahahahahah!
this is the best fucking site
http://cheesespin.net/
>>714187259
oops ! wrong pic
>>714180313
Obligatory pic
>>714187259
was suppose to be this one
>>714187217
who
>>714187315
It's not obligatory, though.
>anon! look at these stripes! i look like a stripe wearing woman! lmao
>>714187385
I'm not sure, I saved that pic to the wrong folder. I dont know who it is
>do i make you horny, anon? hahaha
>>714187483
>>714187385
Scarlet Johanson
>anon anon! i found a hobbit hole!
Some hot oc
this is the ep im watching now if anyone is bored
http://gorillavid.in/mm1vskp2r296
>>714188259
>aaaahhhhhhhhh don't pirate my show!
https://www.instagram.com/p/c0cBI4lXkc/
checkem
>>714188044
its celeb?
>>714188259
>http://gorillavid.in/mm1vskp2r296
this show is fucking funny lol
she's so tiny
The cutest.
>>714188675
Yup but I you have to guess who if you want to know it
>>714189369
MURPH
>>714186791
Is this actually scarjo?
>>714189369
her prime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0zzKtchFQ
>>714189810
yes
>>714188849
lol Avery's friends are so cool
>>714189470
Murphy. Love that name. Wanna name my daughter like her.
>>714189834
No...
>>714190317
Avery is a better name for a gurl
>>714189834
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0zzKtchFQ
wow, they really fucked the cgi in that movie huh?
>>714190518
Don't really like Avery. I always want a meaning behind a name of my kids.
>>714190591
Youareafaggot.
>>714190610
yuuuuuuuuuuup
>>714190706
>faggot hasn't seen Robocop
Get out, kid. You're even younger than that brat.
>>714190631
>The meaning of the name is derived from the Old English words aelf, meaning elf, and raed, meaning counsel.
it's a lotr name, i really like it
it's unique
>>714183791
babies
>>714180608
>>714180313
wtf i like maisie now
what happened to the tranny alien midget quasimodo?
>>714190631
every fucking name has a meaning behind it you retard
every proper name used to be a regular word
>>714190984
those are shops i'm afraid
>>714190784
I was just stating a fact.
>>714190816
I get you. But it has no personal meaning for me.
It's unique, indeed.
And where I am from is Murphy more than unique.
>>714191026
See this. >>714191062
Now get back in your cave, ragekid.
>>714191062
>Murphy
it's a nigger name in the us
>>714183791
This is the meaning of Lesson 5...
THERE
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
This truly, truly been a roundabout path... thank you, Gyro...
I can't find other words to express it...
>>714188259
ugh, it's like the writers are regurgitating tropes they've never known the sources of
so many things are nearly references to things
if these people weren't so ignorant, this could have been actual writing instead of just hackery
>>714184142
wew bretty gril
>>714191379
i think it's funny
>>714191379
>they made a Leeroy Jenkins reference in 2012
>>714191208
Cool.
Glad it's only in the US the case.
>>714191151
nobody gives a shit what :has personal meaning to you"
you've been raised with the cancerous idea that everyone's opinion is worth something
that everyone's personal experience is valid and meaningful
yall need to learn opinions aren't worth shit
and you ain't seen fuck all of the world
I'm humiliated and need to lick me a pussy. Grant me revenge, ok, and if they do not listen...
>>714191523
where are u from
>>714191547
You really have some issues. You need to go to a doc before you shoot your school, kid.
>>714191572
Germany.
>>714189369
wew would love tenderly /10
>>714191436
that's because you're part of the target audience
>>714191723
>Germany.
oh i drink lots of beer, i wish i could drink a bit in germany
>>714190317
murphys law is j laws daughter tbh
>>714191723
you've also been raised with the cancerous idea that criticism is the same as bullying
>>714191723
>>714191833
oh, and is krautchan any good?
>>714191817
Understandable. Would love to cuddle with her.
>>714191833
You can start drinking beer with the age of 16 cause it's part of our 'cuture'.
Plus we make the best beer in the world.
>>714191987
>Plus we make the best beer in the world.
ive heard that
>>714191898
Jeez...
>>714191925
>and you ain't seen fuck all of the world
Yep, criticism at it's finest.
>>714181734
She is the most hypocritical bitch i have ever seen.
>Bitch and moan that my tits are too big
>dont show cleavage
>get smaller boobs
>start whoring everywhere
I mean.what the fuck
>>714192138
she's just trying to figure stuff out
>>714192060
And it isn't a lie.
From bavaria is obviously the best beer.
>>714192092
>criticism at it's finest.
yup
if you don't see how then you have graver issues than I can solve for you over the internet
>>714188259
I love the cute little outfits she wears in this show.
>>714192092
can you help me? my family name originated in mercia, and ive been told people in England drink a lot of cider (alcoholic cider) do you know if this is true? i know your not from there but i was just wondering, drinking is a very serious matter for me
>>714185267
dem... faces...?
>>714192364
>I love the cute little outfits she wears in this show.
YES me too
>>714192364
I never disagreed with anything neither did I agree.
You are pathetic. You seem like a unhappy person.
I am happy, see the difference?
>>714192422
They drink it but not that much. Ofc there are areas where more people drink it than it others but in general, a lot is exaggerated.
>>714192819
I never suggested you agreed nor disagreed.
See what I mean by grave issues?
you can't even think in straight lines any more
>>714192524
use to work with a chick who had a new outfit every day but then she went to peru and got fat
>>714192819
>They drink it but not that much. Ofc there are areas where more people drink it than it others but in general, a lot is exaggerated.
Oh OK, I think I will stick with beer. America is so bad with its beer. To be honest Guinness is my favorite of all time, as long as it's draft. But if I lived in Germany I would die from alcohol poisoning probably.
So Murphy as a name has no meaning in Germany? That's interesting. As an American I've always loved Italian food, I mean I adore it. Have you traveled to Italy? If so, what was it like? I've heard it's dirty, but the women and the food, damn...
>>714192934
>thinking everything has to be in a straight line
I bet you think that changing an opinion is wrong aswell.
>>714192934
>use to work with a chick who had a new outfit every day but then she went to peru and got fat
lol ok
>>714193111
Kek. Yeh I like Guinness aswell.
It has a meaning, but no german one.
I was 4 times in Italy yet. Weather is fine. Women are fine. Food is fine. And no, it's not dirty. Not as clean as Germany but that's acceptable.
I just made me Gnocci, coincidence? I think not.
>>714193411
woa, i've got to get over there
>>714193411
also, this girl drives me wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVR9cZ4tii0
>>714193516
Sure thing.
No regrets.
>>714193129
lol, there you go thinking in circles again
>>714193162
it really sucked
she used to be hot
>http://gorillavid.in/mm1vskp2r296
we need to be watching this shit on twitch or something so we can chat about the shit that happens
>>714193672
Not quite my type.
>>714193785
i like vaguely ethnic gurls like g hannnilinus sooooo
>>714194095
Yeah she is cute.
Like her too.
>>714193866
Hmmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSYq4aj7ik
omg i'm gonna book a ticket
>>714194222
Who is this? Liv Tylers daughter?
>>714194095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCcVrLcGD7k
>>714190984
funny how the ugly ones are getting hot and the hot ones ugly.
see chloe for a perfect example of the latter
>>714194222
wow you speak English so good. i know some spanish from my time in college but im still not very good. i wish our schools taught more language classes. america kinda prides itself on being independent though...
>>714194892
terrible
>>714194818
Cute.
She looks a bit like her, I know.
But no. Mackenzie Foy.
>>714194928
Thanks.
I can speak french, english and german (duh).
>>714195087
sorry i don't care for that shit
>>714195137
>not caring about the GOAT manga
>>714195097
woa nice. have you been to Avignon? the history alone...
>>714189440
i dont believe its genevieve, because she is underage and not a slutty person
>>714180313 downloaded this s soon as I saw it on facebook. I need more maisey
>>714195323
it's not her
>>714195256
No, only Paris and Montpellier.
>>714195097
verstecken sie juden?
>>714195097
She is really cute.
>>714195231
all manga is shit
therefore not caring about "the goat manga" is a correct action
>>714195448
ah ok
do you have a film recommendation?
sorry im drunk, and im always interested in new people
>>714195580
another G poster!
>>714195580
>all manga is shit
Nice to see you generalizing all manga together
>>714195520
Ja.
>>714195531
Elle too...
>>714195597
Which genre?
>>714195653
he is right though
more like stating a fact
>>714195746
>Which genre?
drama maybe? the real shit
but whatever you love
>>714195746
I love Elle! I got into her because of these threads, some anon use to post her all the time. I saved all his pics.
>>714195772
Have you read every single manga?
No you haven't as that would be impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2yEx7qJlE8
>>714195923
not necessary at all. see i dont need to know every sandnigger to know they are all bags of shit.
>>714196038
How much manga have you read?
>inb4 onl;y read Narushit and moeshit
>>714195853
Hmm... The Place Beyond the Pines maybe.
>>714195904
I post her sometimes aswell. Love her.
>>714196101
do i look like a bitch to you?
>>714196264
yes.
>>714196138
>The Place Beyond the Pines
oh! ive been meaning to see it, but i meant german cinema, if possible...
>>714196358
Oh, kek. German movies suck tbh.
>>714196138
nice :)
>>714196428
oh ok lol
i've enjoyed lots of french movies so i'll stick to them
>>714195653
all feces is shit
is it unfair for me to generalise feces?
no
all manga is shit
generalisations aren't automatically bad or incorrect
>>714195923
I don't have to meet every cat to know they all eat meat.
I don't have to try every pen to know they all use ink.
I don't need to read every manga to know they're all shit.
You stupid fuck.
>>714196535
>WAH WAH I'M SO CLOSE MINDED
>>714196535
dude dial it back lol
>>714196442
Hope to see more Elle in the new thread, if there is one.
>>714196513
Better do that.
>>714196647
LOL, no
being open-minded doesn't entail accepting everything
open-minded people get to reject just as much shit as close-minded people do
>>714196687
nothing to dial
>>714196886
ur being too rough on people
stop
we are all brothers
(except black people no thanks)
>>714196886
ok whatever
>>714197024
incorrect on both counts
also you're a newfag
>>714197110
im not
but i am drunk and soft hearted
