I have a pimple on my ass it's pretty big how can I pop it?
>>714168464
Nigga that is a cyst go to doctors b4 you dies
>>714168565
No dude it's a fucking whitehead next to a fucking blackhead. Don't try to get me scared.
>>714168464
Get a knife and filet it
>>714168464
Medfag here, go to the hospital asap
>>714168599
Can you see what I am seeing? Are you fucking blind?
The white head and black are on the sides.
Cystic acne can get infected, if you pop it.
It looks infected already.
Don't fucking touch it with your fucking fingers.
Go to a damn doctor.
>>714168777
I'm on vacation, ill be home Saturday. If my pimple gets worse ill get it looked at when I'm back home.
>>714168808
>It looks infected already.
A cyst is an infection mate. All that white puss shit is his body responding to the build up of bacteria in his pores.
OP you need to leave it until its easy to pop. I see you've already tried because its scabbed on the left side. I know its going to be a pain the arse but you have to wait until it comes apart easy in your fingers. Then drain that fucker like no tomorrow.
I'll pay u to let me pick at and/or pop it
>>714168914
Yeah I tried two days in a row. I give up at this point, so I posted here for advice, am Dude said I was gonna dies... Is he right?
>>714168896
Dude, ever heard the word “sepsis“?
Your wound is already infected, gross
>>714169036
You can't get rid of an infection by picking at it, retard
>>714169036
go to dr. that's bad acne anyway even if it's not a cyst, and by the looks of the scars it's been bad a while
>>714168464
Another Medfag here, agree with other guy. Goto the hospital asap
>>714169036
>>714169036
Dude is retarded. Its not sepsis, its not gangrene, you'll be fine. Just leave it alone for another day or 2, wait until your nighttime routine and if it doesn't come apart easy, leave it. Trust me. I know its frustrating as fuck but if you scar your ass you will know about it every time you sit down. And dont keep touching it.
This kind of shit is a meme. The amount of people on /b/ that don't know basic hygiene/personal health is insane. I swear its part of the shitposting by now.
>>714169158
It's just a gross looking nigger cyst, don't touch it
>>714169165
OP here, can't I just ride it out? And try to pop it in a few days, and warm compress it?
>>714168896
Clean your hands, pop the fucker, squeeze til blood comes out, disinfect, sorted.
You guys are such fucking faggots!
>>714169347
Warm = bacteria much
>>714169347
fuck if ur that keen get a v sharp knife and poke it.
then hot compress. HOT as hot as you can. then squeeze that fucker.
post results
inquiring minds must know!
>using the utter sheer force of your >ass clenching together use the >tactile Feedback from your skin >tightening to pop that cunt wide open.
Please film this
>>714169347
surre
this guy had a "wait and see" attitude too and he turned out just fine!
wait...
Trips and ill do it.
>>714169912
ROLL
>>714169912
fuckin do it pussy. record video too.
>>714169912
YOU CAN DOO ET
Rolllllll
>>714169912
GET GETGET
>>714169912
sure gamble it. you will only lose your life. you have others right? like in vidya games?
>>714169912
222 incoming
>>714169912
roooolllllllll
>>714169912
GIIIIIITTTT
>>714169912
take these trips!
>>714169912
RRAAAhhh
Roll
>>714169912
You won't pussy
Wtf nigga
lol @ cancerfag
>>714168464
Cut or pop that sucker open and douse it in peroxide until it stops fizzing. Then squeeze until blood comes through clean and peroxide once more. Finish by washing it clean and bandaiding it.
>>714168464
what the fuck's going on with the skin around that huge cyst? That is a cyst, you know. I wouldn't even fuck with it. Go to the fucking hospital it looks like you have a skin disease likely the early stages of leprosy. I'm not fucking with you either anon like do you even clean yourself at all?
>>714169912
Do it
>>714168464
Rollllll
>>714169912
WHOOOOO
>>714169912
You're welcome. Who's gonna suck my cock?
>>714169912
do it boi
>>71416991
I don't know why BUT I NEED THIS
555
>>714169912
trips pls
>>714169912
do it fagget
>>714168464
that looks like leper-status bro go to the hospital
>>714169912
555
Rollin
>>714169912
rooooolllll
>>714169912
here we go lads
>>714169912
five five five
>>714170555
Scooooooooooorrrreeeeeee
>>714170555
Winner!
>>714170555
YES MOTHERFUCKER
>>714170555
thnx m8
rolling for pus squirting satisfaction
>>714170555
WINRAR
>>714170555
winrar
I never knew 4chan was a self help site
>>714170555
WIN
I
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Do it now OP faggot
>Cyst
>Go to hospital
Half the fags ITT cannot possibly be this retarded!!!
Look up the definition of a cyst then come back.
Useless cunts!
OP better fucking deliver
>>714170555
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>>714170689
we want to see it busted open
Then we want OPs asscheek to fall off.
It's nature.
>>714169912
roll fagget
Press your ass cheeks really hard together
>>714170802
SLICE THAT BITCH OPEN
>>714170555
>>714170857
That's what i meant.
Cyst or not, no need to go to the 'murgency unless that shit swells up bad and others come up
>>714170802
>>714170802
Clean your nails first!
No wonder your arse is rotten, dirty fuck!
>>714171114
Honestly it looks like an average white head to me, so yeah all of these medfags are retarded
I NEEED THE MAYYYYOO
>that perfectly square red mark
Did you heat up the inside of some square-shaped jar or something and try to suck the pus out with it?
>>714171537
My girl gauze and taped it for an hour.
>>714171537
I think it's from a bandage
>>714171537
And then sat on a heating pad.
>>714171620
Never name a fleshlight. Just makes it harder to throw out.
>>714171620
so are you not going to slice that bitch or what
>>714171261
Defo, and Im no medfag.
Kinda shit happened to me a couple of times, sorted it myself.
Just have to make sure you clean it properly, simple.
>>714171537
>>714171696
TopFUCKINkek!!!!
>>714171708
I did slice it open, both the black and white tops to them.
Another trips and I alive all the way across
>>714171849
trips pls
Need that slice
>>714169912
>>714171758
What's that? A rags mat?
>>714171899
So close
>>714171849
roll for full slice
>>714171849
Was there an ingrown hair?
>>714171849
rolling 333 get
>>714171849
Rolling for trips
>>714171849
111
>>714171696
My gf, and I own a flashlight.
Roll quads and get full nudes, I will deliver.
>>714171849
come on lads
>>714171849
Rolling.
>>714171849
222
>>714172191
Your ass looks like Freddy Krueger's face. How about if we get quads you don't?
>>714171849
Lol roll
>>714171849
Rolllllll
>>714172268
Reroll
>>714172253
How about singles and he doesn't?
>>714172268
Please
>>714171849
rolling because why not
>>714172318
Got it
>>714172191
How does your vile ass get a gf?
Is she vile?
Roll for nudes of gf
>>714171849
>Implying trips
trips 4 slice
>>714172334
So close
>>714171849
Trips pls
>>714172268
Well I missed
>>714172317
Deal.
>>714171903
lol rolll
Roll
>>714171849
Roll
>>714172361
She should just finish him off with a blow to the head!
He looks like death warmed up anyway
>>714171849
555
Slice it!
>>714171849
Satanic trips
>>714171849
Don't do it OP
Well well well
That's nothing OP.
I had this spring up from a simple ingrown hair. A knot the size of my fist, with a hole I could stick my finger in up to the 2nd knuckle.
>>714172424
WINRAR!
>>714172512
Well
>>714171849
Five five five
roll
>>714171849
>>714172191
That's a guy surely.
>>714172529
Are you retarded
>>714171849
666
>>714171849
Satan trips
>>714172590
Oh spooky >>714172590
>>714171849
666 trips
>>714172526
What part of your body was it on?
>>714172581
Fuck you!
Lurk moar fag!
>>714168464
stupid nigger, mix unpasteurized honey, turmeric, and tea tree oil into a paste and apply/re-apply once to twice a day to that and it'll go away in around 2-3 days and do that whenever you get any more boils/pimples so your ass doesn't get more scars and infected pimples.
>>714172755
Yeah I will
No harm in rolling
Rollin in my six four
>>714172697
Noice one anon!
Sorted it MacGyver style or ER?
>>714171849
roll
>>714171849
Trips pls
Fbdidbcgbd
>>714171849
roll
>>714172862
Fc fjg
>>714171849
Rollll
>>714172883
Fjfiv
Tripsin ballz
roll
nice
>>714171849
rollllllllllll
Again tripplin ballzzz
Rollllllll FO puke
Roll roll roll
>>714171849
Rolllll
Last roll
>>714171849
111
>>714171849
Tripssss
>>714172697
yep that s a cyst,
you should have gone to dr mang, now its gonna get infected n u gonna die
Well then?
>>714171849
111
llor
>>714172763
With great powers come great responsabilities, being a basement dweller comes at a cost.
How about having a wash every now and then? Im sure it'd work better.
deuces
>>714171849
Rolleroni
>>714172703
Side of my leg.
>>714172825
MacGyver style.
Popped it, but some of it was too deep, so it got infected, kept squeezing shit out of it and cleaning it.
Big hole appeared, so we dug out big yellow chunks of pus and dead skin, and kept rinsing it out.
After about 2 weeks, it healed up nicely. Showed my DR about a month after and he said it looked great, but that I was an idiot for not getting in to see him for meds.
>>714171849
222 get
>>714173101
You don't read so good do you, Corky?
>>714171849
full slice
>>714171849
333
>>714171849
triple three trips
>>714169912
do itt
>>714173322
So close
>>714172697
flush it with peroxide solution or something containing povidon-iodine or something similar
AND GO TO HE FUCKING DOCTOR FAGGOT
>>714173281
noooope. not this stoned
>>714171849
rolllllllll
>>714173233
Same anon for both posts.
Chek'd and well done /b/ro!
You can do it if you B&Q it!
>>714170802
fug
>>714173383
Do you fuckmongers just not pay attention to the posts you read or what?
>>714171849
last roll. trip gods please bless me with trips.
>>714171849
Three fives
>>714173506
Nope, they just like to pop in and drop their 2cents.
Fags!
>>714173160
I make over 100k a year fag
>>714173554
are you fucking kidding me
>>714168464
lol 3rd world ppl
go to your shaman/doc asap
>>714173554
So close yet so far!
This is why we can't have nice things
>>714173573
I like your turtle op
>>714173573
Give me a steam game then OP
>>714173573
What he's not saying is, that's the cash he got from his monthly Gumment tugboat.
After he pays rent and bills tomorrow he's only have about 4 bucks till next month.
>>714173573
WOW!
Get your arse checked then, turd smuggler!
Ps: My dad is head of the FBI, you're done!
>>714173573
roll for full slice
>>714173697
Its a pipe
>>714173742
Kek, he prob stole his "gf"'s cash
>>714168464
I usually pop my pimples with tweezers, but that's not a pimple. I suggest you seek medical assistance in removing it. By the looks of it its a cyst, which if removed incorrectly could cause it to potentially get infected.
>>714173821
yeah that's why I like it
4000
>>714173742
8 day check after taxes, (only worked 6 days)
Over 100k a year.
>>714173742
>>714173573
>>714173854
That's probably the money OP got for sucking dicks down at the pier this weekend.
>>714173890
Cyst don't get infected and reddish like Op's pic.
I had one on my arm, tiny, didn't hurt or anything, was just annoying me.My sis is a nurse, she got me a scalpel, cut skin, removed the cyst out by myself, as long as you remove the sack holding the cyst too, the fucker will never come back.
OP is either a dirty fuck or shaved his arse and ingrown hair ensued.
Defo not a cyst
>>714174152
Lerl, rubbing your arse on sea urchins can be nasty, I suppose
>>714174100
>Trying this hard to hide the fact you're on the dole.
MFW
>>714174483
Because the government pays you every 8 or 9 days
>>714174483
You're right anon, state spongers are being paid as we speak!
>>714168464
Where are you from OP?
Depending on where you are, either sort it out yourself or go to ER
>>714174957
New York
>>714173573
And yet you're still enough of a basement dweller to not shower regularly
>>714175024
Well, since you make 100k/year or more.
Why don't you go to 'murgency?
Too poor so you have to come on /b/ and deliver F-all?
>>714175512
This
>>714175512
>Suppose OP is 'murican
>NY time roughly 5-7am
>Posts pix, daylight obvious
>OP is a fat neckbeard
>Don't doubt about his arse issues though
>Go and have a wash FAT CUNT
>And get a job so you can 'murgency
