Knowledge thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Knowledge thread.
>>714143548
I'll save this dying thread.
>>714143548
>salad dressing
>miracle whip
>america
>>714143548
Bump
>>714145128
>half pint of vodka
wtf am i supposed to do after 30 mins?
>>714145596
This legit?
>>714143548
Drug knowledge
>1/4 cup salad dressing (like miracle whip)
>1/4 cup mayonaise
wtf FAIL
>>714146888
Trips speak
>>714147307
What do I do with this powder?
I
>>714147767
you shove it up your ass
>>714147767
Take about 100 mg and wait 20 minutes, if nothing happens, take another and so on.
>>714143657
What is a nigger?
>>714147965
Orally or rectally?
>>714148150
did you not fucking hear me
you shove.
it up.
your ASS
>>714148150
Orally, DXM trips are mainly euphoric and visual hallucinations
bump
>>714146930
Wtf does that do? For real
>>714148749
i beleive it disrupts your blood flow and most likely kills you. i dont trust pressure point stuff from /b/
>>714148749
it does you in the ass
>>714147807
FYI, this chart goes back to the early 70's days of vector CRT graphics. Guess someone converted the vector file into an bitmap graphics.
>>714146245
Yeah that's not a good idea.
More diagrams yay
>>714149028
Why
>>714148841
What the fuck? So you can actually kill or be killed just by doing that shit with your hands? Nigger this is some naruto kind of stuff right there
>>714149176
probably some sort of a gas that can kill you, or the combo would form pressure and explode sending hot liquid on you
>>714148894
You think I didn't know that, nigger?
>>714146328
Potassium cyanide isn't a pleasant way to go.
>>714149216
it honestly doesn't take much to make an air bubble that would cause an anurism or some shit like that.
>>714148841
What can you trust from /b/ motherfucker?
>>714149176
It creates chloroform pic related
>>714143548
STOP, this will create mustard gas.
>>714145596
Does this really work?
For the Russian in all of us
>>714149176
It makes chlorine gas and will cause the bottle to explode from the pressure.
>>714147587
>9gay
kys
>>714146328
it works, you go unconscious and die of cerebral failure or something, but its not painless
Bumping for interest
>>714144507
supposedly this does not work and you'd have to buy a second drink to un-jam the machine.
>>714150062
Can confirm, soda's either fall and get jammed until next delivery (kek) or machine bugs out.
OP here, found this one a couple months ago.
Hash-cryptofags go ahead.
Dont underestimate the usefuleness.
Goodluck_2030
>>714145596
>Natural causes
Unless, you know, they do an autopsy and find the fucking cyanide in your system kek
Cmon at least say something
>>714146245
>Telling Berners to shop at Wal-Mart
>>714145241
If followed 100%, this is the best way to blow yourself up. Way too high of temps.
>>714148451
The old fake moustache jail sentence
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>>714149730
That's good agriculture
>>714143548
This creates mustard gas
Free power for 5 minutes max
>>714150003
Isn't this illegals?
>>714149572
Potassium Cyanide dissolves in water to gorm a solution of positive K ions, negative Cyanide Ions, and a slight bit of Hydrogen Cyanide precipitate. The weak acid HCN deposit is what kills you.
>>714146413
>guy wires
orly
>>714151734
Cringed. Really?
Surely you realize...
>>714148198
yea don't listen to the other dude, orally taking it can cause a stroke
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>>714152262
me too
>>714152262
Ivcant read am too soft
>>714151865
That's it, finish your sentence.
Thread is Dead
>>714150737
"if you can read this barcode, go you"
it was posted a few days ago but take it.
>>714146567
the synagogue of satan
>>714153148
What a load of bullshit
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>>714148749
Breaks you
>>714147307
>>714153839
Of course that's quite a minor trip too, that shit is insane
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>>714153934
Massively over exaggerated especially the kitchen color one. Whoever made this needs kicked in the cunt
>>714149176
>>714153148
triggered
>>714148841
Slow the fuck down. It's probably just painful you retard
>>714149216
Nah, i think it actually fucks up your thumb, like dislocate it or some shit
>>714151472
>adding cream
>>714149730
Where was this shit when matt damon got stuck on Mars??
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>>714144663
Nobody in America calls miracle whip salad dressing. This was written by a britbong
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>>714145596
Chemist here works like a god damn charm. Also if you have sodium azide works almost just as quick.
To give you some perspective a man once ate a spoonful of sodium cyanide and died before he could finish the sentence "It tastes". Shuts down ATP and cellular respiration, complete cell death on all levels.
>>714146245
Muriatic Acid works much better than alcohol and is found in the same section.
Warning: Keep Baking Soda a.k.a. Sodium Bicarbonate away from this mixture, it will become volatile, like vinegar bombs as a kid.
>>714151472
>encouraging people to eat raw eggs
>cooking tutorial
Pick one.
>>714155925
>it will become volatile
Are you fucking retarded?
Dont quit your day job.
Don't do it, anon
>>714145128
Very useful.
Thank you kind sir :^)
>>714146328
Potassium cyanide is like choking to death and apparently is asphyxiation in some awful form, so fair warning
Chipotle's honey vinaigrette:
1 1/4 cup of red wine vinegar
3/4 cup of honey
1/4 cup of salt
1/4 cup of water
2tbs of adobo sauce
2tbs of dried chopped oregano
2tbs of black pepper
>>714147307
A turkey baster works much better than a bendy straw, also fuck the coke bottle and razor just use a water pitcher with a removable lid.
Chipotle's guacamole
About 10-16 lbs of avocado
2 1/2 cup of diced red onion
2 1/2 cup of chopped cilantro
1 cup of diced jalapeño
3 tbs of salt
1/2 cup of citrus juice
>>714156328
Summer already. Fuck.
>>714156143
Nah mate, the egg cooks due to the temperature of the other ingredients. This is how you make carbonara (without the cream, cream is how to cheat and do it).
Source: Chef
>>714159432
>russia
>europe
bump
>>714146245
Who gonna call 911 for me cause my lungs not working... I think I got the measurements wrong?
>>714154149
>tfw when the largest fast food chain in the world has a yellow and red logo
>tfw they did it after extensively researching this stuff
>tfw you get rekt
>>714151865
He realizes what? Memes are fucking retarded?
>>714146245
Trump supporters wouldn't make it past the big words.
>>714146924
Yeah, any sorts of food\drinks pairing graphs are bullshit. Try every combination yourself and decide what's tastier for you, not for some posh sommelier.
>>714148749
Newfag
>>714149730
Just buy a sack of potatoes. The division of labour is a magnificent part of our civilisation.
>>714143548
That's a lot of work and expense to recreate something you can get for $5 down the street. Big Macs aren't that great. Use your money to buy a steak instead.
>>714154409
>an omelette pan
Excuse me mister Rockefeller, what if I don't happen to own a pan devoted exclusively for omelettes?
man, i miss when these threads were all over the place
>>714161734
ikr? ive actually learned a bit from these.
>>714161163
Totally. Also recipes, just mix up every ingredient until you find what works. Or, you know, maybe work from what other people have already discovered.
>>714161660
Kek
>>714147307
done this, it was sorta fun before i tripped for real, but it's child's play. a tab of acid is 10$ and the trip is clean. i tried twice whatever everyone recommends last time I did it and it was fun but I threw up a lot and felt like I was way to wired, it made me really sick and actually kinda ruined a relationship of mine
>>714161734
Gotta make room for the trap, trans, and race bait threads my guy, where have you been?
>Front page will never be life hacks, fbf/courage wolf, and the rest oc, again
Huh
>>714148295
sure, by a really loose definition of those things
know what it makes me feel like? like i've shoplifted shit so that I could get my kicks from a really dirty drug.
anybody got that coupon one?
>>714143548
Why not just use thousands island dressing?...dumbass
>>714163195
this?
>>714144617
this never fucking works
>>714163414
yes! thanks anon
i have a whole bunch of knowledge posts, i might have what you want
>>714148196
alternatively
>>714148749
I've done this so many times and am still living, if you relax your hand and do it it makes you tense up
>>714159850
Russia is transcontinental, anon. That western part is in Europe, and the section to the east of that is in Asia.
>>714150091
RAVEN
Remember:
Affect = Verb
Effect = Noun
Boom.
Anyone else that has issues with the other ones is autistic
>>714150062
>>714150527
Lies. Did this both in my middle school back in the day and at a bowling alley. Got in trouble both times, but I just said I was trying it out and I got away with it. Damn I love being white.
>>714163458
lol youre right
sci fii
Have fun reading this
>>714163458
Use acetone burns at a higher temp and does work.>>714163519
>>714165699
thanks for giving me a check off list anon
>>714166128
huh... I'll have to give that a shot at some point.
dont let this thread die
how to become a student of the Turtle Hermit school, step 1
>>714166782
how to become a student of the Turtle Hermit school, step 2
>>714165699
Bro that's awesome
>>714166808
how to get kicked out of the Turtle Hermit school, step 1
>>714166852
>>714148749
causes carpal tunnel syndrome
>>714147307
Is it really so fucking hard to just decant it lol, sucking it out with a bendy straw? Baster or syringe save yourself from putting this shit in your mouth
>>714156143
I've eaten raw eggs ever since I was a kid. If I got salmonella I probably didn't even know it. I just shrugged it off as a bad case of the shits.
>>714166363
So how many? I have read 54 of them and never seen that infographic before today
>>714166999
Checkd
>>714150091
Also "never mind" is two words. Nevermind is an album by Nirvana.
>>714145596
*you're
Girlfriend of 5 years dumped me 2 months back after we got engaged. She felt like getting married would effect her finishing her doctorate.
I've tried my hand with a few girls since but with no luck. I'm beginning to feel a bit sexist, like the women who aren't completely retarded only care about their careers and have disproportionately high standards when it comes to men. Am I going crazy?
>>714154409
What am I supposed to do with the fucking chives?
>>714145596
Kek good luck with the painless bit
> why?
Because it's fucking chlorine gas ya fucking tard
>>714144507
You buy the expensive of the two drinks first
Block the door flap
The drink will be sitting on the belt
Then buy the cheaper of the two drinks you want, and let it drop and push out both
You're basically getting 2 drinks for the price of 1
>>714165699
I Am Legend is about 100 pages. You can read it in one go and it pisses on all three movies that have been made about it.
None of the movies properly captured the great ending.
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>>714166363
no problem bros
>>714154409
nice fucking try, this makes fucking mustard gas
>>714168822
nice fucking dubs
>>714167450
Fucking garnish m8
>>714168078
I'm pissed I watched the movie, need to wait a few years to forget
>>714155241
This. I've never referred to or thought of miracle whip as salad dressing. And I fucking love miracle whip.
>>714165699
Im gonna be a stickler and say that if you read Hyperion (which you should) you NEED to read Fall of Hyperion and ignore the Endymion/Rise of Endymion books.
Hyperion/Fall of is easily my favorite scifi novel. Endymion/Rise of feels more like fucking Avatar the Last Airbender
>>714166999
If you had salmonella, you'd have remembered it mate.
No one can forget a two weeks hospital trip, shitting burning green liquid over smelly shit.
is thread kill? I need more knowledge
Thank you /b/
I love you
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Dindunuffin
>fuck this shit
>>714174222
tryps, but wtf?
>>714146413
I do all of these but my tree still isn't growing very well
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>>714156644
already been posted fag
This is a nice one
