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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>714118226

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>714128309
Fucked by a dog, I believe.
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>>714128422
Goodnight
カラミチーマス
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>>714127736
It's important for your memeducation
>>714127923
Some do, but then they end up being referred to as being "beta" or "cucked"
>>714128422
Good night cutie
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Cirno claimu.

And I reiterate:
>>714127856
>I may not mind seeing a girl get knotted every once in a while
What exactly does this phrase mean?
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>>714128519
see >>714128479
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still here
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>>714128519
Fugged by a doggo

Yui Claimed
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>>714128479
Well, if you're sure, I'll take it, but you seem to be somewhat unsure as well, so I'll wait for Galil just in case.
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>>714128422
'Night.
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>>714128616
>>714128556
Oh, ok, so it is, then.

Well, Galil, that's also pretty fucked up. Just so you know.
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Claiming best girl

>>714128556
Disgusting
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>exams through Wednesday

Please keep us in your thoughts lads. Some of us have already taken them I know, but I'm pretty stressed out for the next 3 days. I'm supposed to be studying but I'm taking the next few minutes to get off my chest HOW F***ING STRESSED I AM REEEEEE

Please pray for us. I'll keep you guys in my thoughts
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>>714128108
It's more about seeing the woman be degraded than it is about the dog
Also, they don't flip the words because some of the art wouldn't make sense and it's a lot of work.
>>714128199
I may go see my brother in Tennessee for Christmas just to get away from the family and also see snow
>>714128293
Fucking Christ, governments are shit.
I actually did chip a bit of my tooth doing that the other day.
>>714128309
Dog fucks girl
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>>714128708
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>>714128108
>Meh, arbitrary definitions made up by some dead guys.
Dead guys that were a million times smarter than you and their philosophies are still studied these days.

Either way, how rational is a dog compared with a human? Can it understand a language? Simple mathematics? Concepts of equality and rights?

>Women and animals is fine
No.
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>>714128634
Night
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>>714128684
It's not that bad, there's worse things.
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Ikr?

>claim
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I wouldnt mind having a beer and chat with doggobro. He seems pretty chill.
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>>714128843
Not really
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>>714128422
goodnight
>>714128507
That's actually how it is, and it's such a shame. People think it's better to be good at the dating ''game'' rather than working hard with the right person to have a healthy relationship.
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>>714128631
I'm also sure that's what it means

>>714128727
Hah! I had them back in November! They were kinda shit

>>714128748
Yeah, things like this happen

Fucking hell why did you do something that retarded?

>>714128848
R I P my friend
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>>714127805
Depends on how long we end up staying in there~.

>>714127856
She is best bacon.
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>>714128843
Honestly not really, but there are people that care for you, and you will make them sad if you off yourself.

>>714128727
I don't pray, but I hope you get passed.
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>>714128727
REEEEEElax. Kidding of course. I know it's pretty stressful. Might wanna hit the weights if you're feeling stressed, or do something else that can blow off some stress without taxing you further mentally.

>>714128812
Not quite time to sleep for me yet, though the hug should go to OP.
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>>714128293
Wow that's pretty fucked. I had to sign over my car after an accident too. Those towing people are scum honestly.

Police are not much different.

When I lived in the city, the chief of police actually owned the towing company to the company that was contracted by the police. Very corrupt people overall.

>>714128748
>chip tooth

Dude, this solved my tooth problem. My teeth are hard and white now.

https://www.amazon.com/Sensodyne-Repair-Protect-Whitening-Toothpaste/dp/B008VPSTOA/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1480903343&sr=8-3&keywords=sensodyne+repair+protect+novamin

You better make sure it is italian or British with novamin in it. The american version does not have Novamin which is only patented in other countries.

It'll have to go through customs which might take a month to get to you, but it is worth far more than every penny you spend on it. It rebuilds enamel unlike anything else on the market in the world currently.

>>714128784
Who cares, some dead rich guy who never worked a day in their lives don't know anything about my life. I'd take the word of a gas station or construction worker before Aristotle or Plato anyday, trust me they tend to be wiser.

>>714128927
Who me? If so thanks man.
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Ok, so I looked it up, and now I believe everyone who answered me.

Well then.
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>>714128727
>tfw need an A on analysis exam tomorrow to get a B in course (not likely to happen)
>tfw would have easy A in programming if attendance weren't part of the grade
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>714128507
No, studying your Pokemon is more important than the teaching of memes.
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>>714128843
If you do it for long enough, it may or may not be worth it, but there's only one way to find out.
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>>714129053

Yeah
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>>714128727
I'm here for you

>>714128843
Yes..
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>>714129250
Oooo, what kinda programming?
Do you have a favorite language yet?

C++ in the style of C is my favorite.
PHP is ok, but it does need some work.

I fucking hate VB/VBA

JS is ok, so long as you have jQuery.
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>>714129132
Would you eat her bacon?

>>714129221
Fucking cops

Most are alright, but Milwaukee's are SHIT

>>714129237
You look broken

>>714129388
He actually doesn't know what to do now
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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>>714129237
That seemed like a bad move
>>714129221
Hey, I call em as I see em. I would respectfully refuse to have an orgy with your doggos though. Thats about where Id draw the line.
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>>714128812
>>714128422
Whoops

>>714129193
I didn't see that, just thought you were saying night.

>>714129132
How long would you need to stay in there?

>>714129575
Good evening Juvia
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>>714129473
>You look broken
I'm broken on the inside.
My heart is like a non-responsive thermostat.

Why won't all the stars in the Universe just die already, so it will be as cold as my heart?
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>>714129144
Thanks Yui.
>>714129193
Gonna hit the gym Tuesday morning. Have a history exam late at night followed by my college algebra early the next morning. So I'm not going to be able to do much in the way of lifting.
>>714129442
Thanks bacon

I'm still losing my head though.
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>>714129221
Good thing you keep giving me more reasons to conclude you're an absolute retard.
Keep fucking your dogs, their IQ isn't too far from yours.
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>>714129044
It's not even about the "dating game" anymore, it's just about getting a quick fuck
>>714129276
That's debatable depending who you're talking to
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>>714129473

Not really.
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>>714129656
>That seemed like a bad move
I asked it like a Wiki Answers question. It's fine. I didn't see any horrible pictures, but I got a... very detailed biological description of what happens...

>>714129744
I am looking for thoughts on this edge? Could you cut steel with it, or more like thick cardboard?

I don't actually feel this way at all, but being edgy is funny.
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>>714129460
Lol this is the first time I've studied it (other than dabbling in R for statistics classes) and it's with Java. I like it but I am anxious to get into c++. Did you study CS?
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>>714129575
>>714129575
Hello there.
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>>714129656
Aw, you're no fun. Not even if weed, shrooms, and techno music were involved?

This is my daily reality and it is gooooooood.

>>714129473
Yeah dude I fucking hate cops. I used to live in New Jersey. My god the cops out there are the fucking devil seriously. Same in NYC.

I used to want to be one when I was younger, but you need a lack of morality to work as a cop in most of the bigger cities and I just couldn't have that on my conscience.

I'm thinking of a career change myself. Rebooting my old dog walking business is going very well, but I want to do something with my hands as a backup. It's come down to nursing or some kind of skilled trade. Maybe electrician work? Honestly I'll take whatever pays more so I can just stop working and live off business revenues.

>>714129851
To me, Aristotle was just another rich guy who never lifted a finger. He may have contributed some ideas, but nothing that someone else wouldn't have thought of later.

I will always have more respect for the working class of society than any of the upper class from any time period.
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Can someone explain to me what this is about? You're claiming your anime girlfriends?
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>>714129724
Hello yui, you cutie. Good to see you again
>>714130198
Hello lewd friend, how are you?
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>>714130274
Something like that.
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>>714130274
>You're claiming your anime girlfriends
That and discussion.
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>>714128684
I know, I barely ever watch it though, and only when there's a thread on /b/
>>714129053
I always do it, someone tapped me on the back while I was doing bit and I jumped though. Its only a tiny chip anyway, you can't even see it even when you look for it unless you get super in my face.
>>714129132
Why is she bacon?
>>714129221
My teeth are fine tbh
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>>714129575
Haven't seen you in a bit

>>714129744
Don't look up inflation

>>714130041
He might be able to sue the city, and get out of the storage fees!
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>>714129575
Hey Juvia. Lions are starting to look legit now.

>>714129724
I'll probably sleep after the football game is over though. How's your evening coming along?

>>714129757
Tough break there, but it seems like you've put the time and effort into getting ready for these finals. All that's left to do is swim when the time comes, too much dread will freeze you up leading up to it. Dunno if your schedule permits on Tuesday, but a power nap and a meal might be helpful too. Food was always the great equalizer for me ahead of anything major. Gonna be a huge weight off your shoulders after those two exams are over at least.
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>>714130042
Your imagination filled in the blanks, I bet.
>>714130223
Yes to all, but not the sex. Thats my line.
>>714130274
Post a smile you want to protect, basically.
>>714129851
Homiku, Pinkura, what are you doing. You aren't even Chen.
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>>714130027
Alright, let's figure that out then.

QotT: Who else in here /vp/ (Pokemon)?
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>>714130027
Just goes to show how outside of the loop I am.
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>>714129473

You know it.

>>714129724

Long enough to for us get extra thoroughly clean.

>>714129757
Good luck!
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>>714130399
Bored and alone.
How 'bout you, hun?
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>>714130564
Look, I actually have no problems with bestiality even though I would never do it.

But when you're so biased that you fail to admit that it's messed up and say that lolicons equal pedophiles and should be jailed I can easily tell that you're a fucking retard.

This guy keeps giving me more reasons to further conclude that.
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>>714130495

That might work.
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>>714130495
I know, i wasn't on yesterday. But I'm glad to be back talking to everyone again
>>714130541
Hello
And I'm glad they're winning but they're still not a good team. They keep winning games they shouldn't and i don't know how.
>>714130830
>wew
That's a bit lewd
>>714130912
>you forgot lewd
I'm good just enjoying my night before it's back to work tomorrow
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>>714130564
Yeah, sex is something you have to do with someone you love. I wouldn't mind a drink with you too dude.

>>714130452
That's good. Glad they don't suck like mine used to.

>>714130924
There's nothing inherently wrong with bestiality unless the animal is being hurt.

That being said, I despise pedos especially after the pizzagate scandal.
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>>714131183
I hope "enjoying my night" doesn't imply you're doing anything lewd...
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>>714129144
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>>714128507
Hello alice 1
>>714128612
How goes it
>>714128616
Hello cutie yui patootie
>>714128748
Heyo foxxy
>>714128848
Hello sex maniac
>>714129575
Hello juvia
>>714131240
>Sex is something you have to do with someone you love
No, no it is not
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Why is she so beautiful?
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>>714130151
>other than dabbling in R for statistics classes
I've never used R.

>and it's with Java
Eh, Java is ok, but I don't recommend it.
It has its place, but it's not the most pleasant to work with.
C/C++ is much more straight-forward, but it doesn't do automatic garbage collection, so you have to remember to delete your pointers and delete[] you arrays of pointers.
In Java, everything is a reference, so you don't need to dereference it, but in C/C++, you do, so the syntax can sometimes get a little confusing and lead to bugs, but it requires good programming practice, whereas Java requires you to think in this overly-abstracted way.

C/C++ is more technical, but it allows the user incredible amounts of control.
If you already know Java, and you wanna just quickly get into C/C++, just pick up the 6-in-1 For Dummies books on Amazon for Kindle.
Here's the links:
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B004QO9PGQ/ref=oh_aui_d_detailpage_o03_?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M552TYS/ref=oh_aui_d_detailpage_o07_?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It'll get you up and running in no time.
C has better syntax and is much more straight-forward, whereas C++ has a lot of extra features to learn and a slightly more advanced syntax. I'd recommend C, THEN C++, but it's not too bad either way, and you're more likely to study C++ in a class than C.
But, if you wanna get a good heads up, C is definitely good to learn first.

I'd also recommend the Code::Blocks IDE. It's advanced and customizable. Also relatively easy to set up. Use the GNU Compiler Collection it comes with (make sure you get the right installer/binary). GCC is easy to implement, and it's about as efficient as any non-specialized compilers can be

Also, I'm technically a cross-curriculum degree in Business with Info Tech. In other words, I took too few Science and Math courses for Computer Science, but since I switched from Business, I was able to apply those credits.
I'm... in between CIS and CS.
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>she cooks
>she cleans
>she watches anime
>she plays vidya
>she's highly successful computer programmer
>she lets you do anal
>she gives you good morning head
>she wears a maid outfit

and she's all mine

Claiming Alice2
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>>714131350
im just playing some world of warcraft
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>>714130452
House fire. Now she is a cute crispy bacon.
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>>714131501
1/4 of these are false

Fuck off.
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>>714131501
>>714131688
Also, you're only claiming her to be on the bandwagon
She's been mine since 2011, kiddo.
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>>714131501
A real woman? Good for you man.

>>714131350
Well, ideally, it's with people you love.

>>714131550
People still play that?
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>>714130682
I do find Pokemon to be interesting, but not /vp/.
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>>714130452
~I'll look at your face really closely before kissing it~

>>714130682
Casually

>>714130830
L E W D

>>714130940
Hopefully

>>714131183
I also haven't been on recently
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>>714130682
I don't know what you're asking here
>>714130765
This is only my guess with the appearance of even more hookup apps and sites
>>714131350
Why are you calling me that
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>>714131240
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>>714130541
Thanks a ton. I'll try to do that. I'll probably pop on here tomorrow night before I go to bed, banter with you guys- then the gym, then history, then algebra the next morning. Thanks a bunch.
>>714130830
You were the best waifu in KS. The only one I played so far. But the best.
>>714131329
You would.
>>714129144
Stay safe Yui. Good luck with work and life. As I said to houki, I'll try to be on tomorrow night but Tuesday night is almost definitely out of the question.

Wednesday night will suck in its own way. That'll be when the existential anxiety hits. But maybe it won't be so bad. At least exams will be over. Right?

Right?
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>>714131183
Lewd is good.
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All mine
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>>714131296
Who knows~
>maybe it does
>
>>714131350
Hello Tali
How are you?
>>714131814
Glad we're in the same boat.
So what has kept you off /waifu/?
>>714132041
You seem to think i disagree
>
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Reina Kousaka best girl
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Best cripple girl claimed
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>>714131752
if they are bored enough yeah
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>>714132138
I sure hope not..
Have any more of that?
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Tali gave me cancer
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>>714132228
You're wrong. Saya is the best girl.
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Claiming Hanako
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>>714131511
How goes it
>>714131550
Sounds fun if youre into WoW
>>714131752
This is true
>>714131829
Because you are the first alice there is another
>>714132138
On cloud 9 my man
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>>714130399
You too, qt 3.14

>>714130541
Comfy. Finished eating a pizza, have played simcity all day. How's the game going?

>>714130830
We are just showering, right? nothing lewd, right?

>>714131329
You'd make me sad.

>>714131350
Hi Tali

>>714132028
You too Misaki, I hope things go well. Try not to stress out too much. See you tomorrow maybe. And yeah, you are right.

>>714132134
Cute
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Best of the best Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed ^^
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>>714132548
But they claim Alice 2, which is the person who runs those threads. I claim Alice
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>>714132413
Neat
~tali
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>>714131814

Yeah.

I honestly don't have much else to say.
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Anyone wanna ask a dogfucker anything? There was at least one guy who was into the same stuff as me last thread.
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>>714131829
/waifu/ dating app when?
Honestly, I'd only see myself with the kind of people you can find here.
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>>714132379
Maid outfits?
No
Lewds?
Yes
>
>>714132548
Why's that?
>>714132566
Don't try and turn this around like you're not the real cutie here
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>>714132293
Come on dude. FTL, Civ 5, Age of Empires. Why WoW?

I gave it a try a while back but I could never get into that game. Waste of $50.
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>>714132138
College

>>714132700
Yeah, hope it all works out for him

>>714132823
Have you actually done it?

I might regret asking
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>>714131240
I've always had nice teeth, never needed braces or anything. It's something I take pride in, especially considering most of my family members had to spend thousands of dollars fixing their teeth
>>714131350
She looks weird like that, life she has a mega robot jaw
>>714131501
>>she cooks
I like cooking
>>she cleans
Galil would help clean but I wouldn't make her clean by herself
>>she watches anime
Literally every waifu that isn't from a vidya or something would
>>she plays vidya
I'm sure Galil plays vidya
>>she's highly successful computer programmer
That's gay, Galil is a gun
>>she lets you do anal
Proof? Galil isn't for leading anyway
>>she gives you good morning head
See above
>>she wears a maid outfit
Galil wears plates.
>>714131652
Shid man, that's cray
>>714131814
Wha? Why would you want to kiss me?
>>714132823
Why do you have four dogs if you're poor?
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>>714132028
Nerves aren't fun, I still get them before doing seminars, especially in Spanish, or before something big, but I know myself well enough where if I'm not doing something, they'll drive me mad.

I'll be around as well, every little bit helps.

Once you're on the other side of finals though, feel free to talk if something heavy weighs on you.

>>714131183
House money, enjoy the success while it lasts. You could be a Cleveland fan.
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>>714132548
yeah its ok i guess
>>714132928
i spent 5 bucks. bored of civ and FTL. just seems like a different way to waste my time
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>>714132823
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>714132954

I wish him luck.
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>>714132611
If they are alice 2 then you are alice 1 by default.
>>714132823
Do you get pleasure out of a dog who cant understand whats happening?
Also timestamped pic of you fucking a dog or gtfo
>>714132911
Just one of those days where literally everything goes right
>>714132972
On cloud 9 atm
>>714132989
Well thats the mask tho
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Ok, I'm gonna go for a while. Go to the bathroom and then help my brother with some programming homework
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>>714133178
k
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>>714133178
Bye bb

>>714132911
Don't try to turn this around like Juvia isn't super cute
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>>714133130

Everything?
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How many boat girls do we have?
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>>714132911
That isn't even lewd
Lewding the waifu is heresy
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>>714133130
It's just the way the pic looks. Also what does she actually look like?
>>714133178
Later dude
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>>714133509
Not a single active one currently posting, at some point we had like 10.

>>714132928
Your IQ needs to be above this line to be able to get into WoW.
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>>714133394
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>>714132989
I have my reasons qt

>>714133088
What about you? Anything of interest happen to you?
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>>714132566
>>714133019
Bed time for me then. Thank you both. And Houki, I'll almost definitely be taking you up on your offer haha. But in seriousness I really want to get to know some of you /waifu/ guys better once my life has slowed down a bit.

Right. Night!
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>>714133656
Jesus, which ones are most active?
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>>714132954
What are going to college for?
>>714133019
I was, just 8 years earlier
>>714133130
Well what exactly happened that made it great?
>>714133394
You can't post pictures like that and say yui isn't the cutest.
>>714133559
I can get lewder if you'd like
>
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>>714133656
But WoW is shit tier
>>714133929
Can you tell me?
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>>714132138
Oh no, we're on the same page here.

>>714132275
Wrong.

>>714132472
Too late.

>>714132566
No promises. :3
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>>714132954
Yes. I have 4 female dogs. Golden retriever, husky, standard poodle, German shepherd. I am thinking about getting a doberman but it would take years to integrate her into the pack.

>>714132989
I neglected my teeth when I was younger so they got yellow but that novamin treatment really fixed them up in less than a month. Really amazing. I can drink super hot coffee or eat super cold food without pain. Only one month. I was really impressed.

>Why do you have four dogs if you're poor?

I'm not poor really. I used to do programming java for this small company. I jut don't enjoy it very much but the money was good and I can realistically afford taking an entire year off of work considering how little I spend but I'll have to do work again eventually. Also considering putting money aside to move to Canada but I'm not too sure yet.

Also going through a career change. I made sure to put enough aside for my dogs through the transition. I'm thinking of nursing or maybe skilled labor electrician work. Plumbing, who knows. I ultimately want to make 60k+/year without working at all. I want purely residual income so I can spend all my time home with my dogs. I comfortably live on 30k a year or less after I take into account all the high end organic food I get for my dogs. That's my highest expense by far. More than double my rent.

>>714133037
>5 bucks

Isn't there a subscription fee?

>>714133066
You wouldn't want to kill yourself if everyday was a drugged up orgy party and you had enough in savings to not have to work for a year if you didn't feel like it.

>>714133130
>Do you get pleasure out of a dog who cant understand whats happening?

Not really. My dogs have to be into it. I usually eat them out and make them cum a few times first.
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>>714133873
Almost forgot about you Haruhi, when this is all done come Wednesday night come talk to me here. Goodbye for now though. I'll try to be on tomorrow night.
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>>714133929

Not really besides waking up to see a ton of snow outside.
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>>714133873
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>>714133936
There's me :^)
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>>714133440
Wife tried pot for the first time, i hav a date for a potential 3some, i just made an extra 1k $ and just got 3 appointments set today at work, so yeah everything
>>714133652
My previous pic is thw accepted one by the masses. I personally like this one
>>714133998
See above
>>714134056
But they have no reasoning skills
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>>714133935
Goodnight Misaki!
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>>714134054
Hanako isn't a REAL cripple
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>>714133394
I totally missed your reply earlier. Game is a curbstomp for Seattle right now, so all is right in my world.

>>714133935
The ocean is as deep as you want it to be, I'll be around when you're ready. Take it easy.

>>714133998
>Was a Cleveland fan
Suffering. Defeat. Profound Sadness. Sorry man.
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>>714134272

Well holy shit.
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>>714134036
For the past 4 expansions, yea, I won't deny that it's nothing too bright. Still fun if you have friends in it.

>>714133936
Why do you want to know? Trying to claim a unique one?
That's not how waifuism works, claim the one that has claimed your heart without worrying about the opinions of others.

I can guarantee that not many had good taste.
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>>714134056
first month is free with the base game purchase so 5 bucks
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>>714134272
Yes they do. They've evolved over millions of years to develop mating rituals and behaviors.
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night
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>>714133998
Pfft! You call that lewd? Full nudity isn't even that lewd. It's partial nudity thats lewder
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>>714133998
I'm in MSOE, for biomedical engineering

>>714134036
Shhhhh

>>714134056
D-do they like it?

>>714134152
Woo snow!
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>>714131447
Thank you for the advice! Screen capped for future reference. Yeah I'm.not too familiar with pointers lol I was discussing that with Alice a couple days ago. When you talk about references and de references, dies this have to do with the "scope of a variable" in Java?

R is a popular language for statistical analysis and data visualization. I don't know all that much about it other than some simple regression tasks. I'm a math major so I only need one CS class, but i think I'll start learning C over xmas break just to get another language under my belt. I've also been told C maps nicely onto assembly, so it's a good lower level language to get started with ROM hacking games
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>>714133873
Of course.

>>714133935
I would be down for getting to know you a bit better
Night Misaki, sweet dreams.

>>714133998
Pictures like what?

>>714134428
That's a cute dress.

>>714134336
Well thats good
:)

>>714134526
Night

>>714134054
Wew
Dunno if I like this or not :3
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>>714134272
I dominated your wife. It was super fucking hot.
I paizuri'd her sweet ample pale breasts while she called me her daddy. Right after I bukkake'd her she start making out with me. Then she sucked my dick and I almost came instantly. That's how good she was. Then she got on her hands and knees and grinded her juicy pussy against my cock. After I put half of in she moaned with half pain and pleasure. I wss breaking her hymen. A little blood splattered on my meat. But I don't mind a little ketchup on my hotdog as long as it's between tight buns. Speaking of buns, after our 12 hour sex session she crafted most amazing sandwich. It had soft but crunchy lightly toasted brioche bun and just the right amount of the juiciest red tomato. Not to mention the fucking amazing lettuce. Then there was the three cheeses. They worked so well together and brought out the amazing taste in the sandwich. Ooh the bacon though... The fucking bacon was just absolutely amazing. Perfectly sizzled to a crisp. Just absolutely delicious. It was brown sugar and maple flavored. Then there was the fucking meat. Not only was there roast beef but there was also honey-roasted ham. Then the fucking sauce. UNF the sauce was just amazing. It was creamy and a little tangy. The sandwich was almost as beautiful as your wife's eyes. Almost as beautiful as her delightfully round hips and her full butt. The sandwich was like an orgasm in my mouth. That sounded kinda gay, I need to rephrase that. It was like my mouth was orgasming from the flavours of this magnificent sandwich. Anyway to wrap it up, I fucked your wife, kiddo. And it was a steal at only 25$
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>>714134428
Im heretic scum, wat do if someone claimed your waifu? Just spam till you get"trips or more"
Or are you supposed to have a backup?

>>714134196
A cute
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>>714134526
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>>714134811

There was definitely a lot. I'm not looking forward to all the shoveling though.
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>>714134381
Yeah just waiting for something bad to happen but im riding the wave in the meantime
>>714134493
They fail the mirror test man they arent self aware
>>714134609
Excellently lewd
>>714135037
Im pretty sure thats a cool story but tl;dr
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>>714134321
Emotionally crippled stiil counts.

>>714134609
This is true.
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>>714134054
I didn't doubt we were.
Lewd is extremely good
>
>>714134272
Well that's good tali. I'm glad everything has worked out for you so far.
I wish i could have that kind of success
>>714134336
The Cleveland Browns of today are going through the same thing the Lions did 8 years ago. Except Cleveland probably will take another trash quarterback in the draft and not fix anything
>>714134609
Hehehe
>I'm just warming up
>
Also
>WEW
>>714134811
Well that sounds far too complicated and difficult for someone like me to understand. But i shall try
So what exactly do you do?
>>714135027
Like the one in your reply
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>>714135162
You could spam the thread and ruin it for everyone
>just look at the Yuno wars that happens sometimes
Or just don't care like the Tomoko's
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>>714135177
Mua mua
Bye bye bb
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>>714134428
Never had a friend who played it, nobody here likes it because people here have good taste
>>714134056
You seem like you aren't hurting anyone, so I guess you're an OK guy. Real weird though.
>>714134272
That ones pretty nice, the ears are weird though
>>714134811
Tell me why or I won't let you!
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>>714134167
>>714135027
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>>714135488
You fucker
>Galil
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>>714134811
Yes, they like it quite a bit. They get pretty competitive sometimes.

>>714134483
Oh, but isn;t it like $15/month? Seems rather high.

>>714135335
>They fail the mirror test man they arent self aware

Most naive pseudoscience imaginable.

They are definitely self aware.
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>>714135488
>>714135487
Witnessed
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>>714135467
Wouldn't that get a little confusing?
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>>714135487
>You seem like you aren't hurting anyone, so I guess you're an OK guy. Real weird though.

Hey thanks dude. Weird is fine considering how weird normal people are these days. Works for me.

I've seen you around here before a few times I think. Or if it wasn't you, then it was whoever was posting that waifu.
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>>714135592
12 but im not sure if ill pay for another month
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>>714135335

You really should. Days like that rarely happen
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>>714135162
You can post random grills without actually "claiming" them I guess, or you can choose to disregard rules and just post your waifu because she is the only one that you want to give your love to.
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>>714135661
Have an unique way to filename or Doire one of the Tomoko's, post something special.
One of them only posts manga images
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>>714135950
>Doire
>meant do like
Fuck you autocorrect
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>>714135487
>nobody here likes WoW
>people here have good taste
Not strictly, but both of those are incorrect.
https://a.pomf.cat/qczcij.jpg
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>>714135811
No it's been me, there hasn't been another Galil claimer. We've talked a little bit before IIRC
>>714136098
When I said nobody here I meant IRL
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>>714135817
You can get amazon prime for that dude. I don't see the value in it quite honestly.

>>714135866
Well, my waifu is just a nice icon to use in these threads. My true loves are my dogs obviously.

Of course, I would totally plow Georgette's hot doggy pussy if I could.

>>714136181
Oh I see. Galil is the name of a gun though.
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>>714135950
>>714135866
Interesting
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>>714135377
Im an autistic fuck. It just takes a little effort tbh
>>714135487
I like them tho
>>714135811
Tbh im just giving you shit dogman. I could care less as long as you arent hurting the dogs.
>>714135850
Its been like 3 days

Tali
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>>714135488
You'll figure it out. Hey, tomorrow you get your med, things are looking up from here, right?
I mean you've taken a bigger step than I have, you have actually seeked out help rather than wallowing aroung in self-pity.

>>714135377
I don't seem to be getting what your getting at.


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