what does anything even mean
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
what does anything even mean
Nobody knows
Rejoice. I have arrived.
>>714119603
oh no
>>714119973
Oh don't be like that, Nef.
You know you love me.
Repent, for I have arrived
Hello Trevor. How is your shitty car?
>>714120086
I love fried chicken
Trevor. You suck, furfag
>>714120243
Wh-what a coincidence...
Report me. Especially you, TREVOR
>>714120289
Go back to /trash/
I see your shitty thread there
>>714120352
I'm gonna go get some disgusting, awful KFC in an hour
Degenerates
Here's >>>/trash/ furfags
>>714120493
I'm considering a steak or something from Walmart.
Furfag thread,. I.e. the biggest circlejerk around where everyone knows each other by name, how does it feel to know this isn't the place for you furfags? Go to tumblr or reddit or /trash/ or /co/ you degenerates
>>>/trash/
>>714120637
Acceptable.
>>714120662
Nah /co/ is bad enough as it is, I just wanna talk about, post about, and read comics my dude
>>714120801
Yeah. I need to take my car to a shop tomorrow. Might be taking out a loan from the bank if I can. If not I'll walk to work for a while until I can just fix it. Fuel pump might be shot.
>>714120662
Nobody likes furries, besides other furfags. Your lives must suck
Filthy degenerate vermin, here's your home >>>/trash/
>>714120939
Car problems are a fucking pain in the ass
I should wash mine today
The car, not the ass. It gets washed daily
>>714120968
>>714121226
So your wife can peg ya?
>>714121284
pff you just opened it
>>714121324
No, so my ass is clean
>>714121397
I have been looking at porn for hours now.
>>714121419
So she can peg it.
anything
ˈɛnɪθɪŋ/Submit
pronoun
used to refer to a thing, no matter what.
"nobody was saying anything"
used for emphasis.
"I was ready for anything"
used to indicate a range.
"he trains anything from seven to eight hours a day"
>>714118995
>>714121492
Did he just cum out of his butt?
Waaaaaaat
>>714121502
That happens less often than you think
Not at all since my back gave up the ghost
westworld in 20 minutes
>>714121620
Get your back fixed.
Another abandoned project I guess
>>714121774
Waiting on the specialist.
>>714121502
depraved freak
>>714120968
>>714121284
As expected, NORMAL FAGS LEAVE MY /b/, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714121867
Keep me updated, man.
I worry about your dumb ass.
>>714121936
It keeps my folders updated and fresh.
>>714121984
Assume nothing has changed until I say otherwise.
Desu thread
>>714118995
>>714122138
What if you die and cant' say anything.?
>>714121984
folders of
>>714122312
Porn...
You can have /trash/, tumblr pages, subreddits, why do you stick around here faggots? You're obviously not welcome other than the other circlejerkers of your little misfit of furfags
>>714122224
I'll haunt you and just loudly sing the Ghostbusters theme over and over while you're trying to sleep
>>714122460
I don't sleep.
Fuck you vile degenerates desu
>>714122585
Certainly not while I am singing
Off to >>>/trash/ furfag scum desu
>>714122751
It will be soothing.
>>714122923
not the way i sing it
>>714123032
Yell it.
>>714123109
Just being loud isn't good enough
I have to sing it offkey and with all the power being tone deaf grants me
>>714118995
We're having a fur party at http://virtualyou.club
Add me: ashleyFurst17
4 minutes
>>714123264
Well I can't hear very well so it works out.
Bleh
>>714118995
stealing MY image lmao
>>714124001
you wat m8i
>>714124087
I've posted it a lot recently
Tired of lying in the sunrise
Staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
SAME MD5
>>714124114
neat
Running to store.
>>714124217
ill fuck u up faggot
>>714124121
One of my favorite Floyd songs
>katia getting mad about someone stealing his furry husbando
cute
>>714124363
It is my favorite Floyd song.
>>714124395
*retarded
Gonna go get awful food. Back later
REPORT ME FAGGOTS
Did he ded?
Such joy. Such desperate joy.
Back to >>>/r/eddit and >>>/t/umblr and >>>/trash/ furfags
>>714124395
I'm not mad about it tho
>>714125827
>When spic plato thinks he's deep
>>714121502
Got any more like that?
>>714126339
I may not be, but Willem de Kooning and Jackson Pollock certainly were.
>>714123177
nice feet
I'm glad most people say the things they say about me. It means I'm doing something right.
>>714118995
The point is to leave as much beauty as you possibly can before you die, and the more jaded you become the less beautiful your creations turn out. Fear destroys, and being fearful of the world only silences the creative mind into submission.
Stay safe, eat healthy, and make cool shit happen.
Just imagine if they liked me, my God, what a hack I would be. When people are presented with complicated and difficult things to comprehend, the people who don't understand it lash out and get angry.
>>714127025
Oh my fuck, I can't even breathe. Thanks for that, brightened my day up
>>714127218
When Philip Guston premiered his late work at the Marlborough Gallery in 1970, the entire art world almost unanimously despised him. Scathing reviews were written, his friends abandoned him. Then, by the 80s he almost single handedly created an entire movement that still exists today and he is hailed as one of the most important artists of the 20th century.
>>714127336
>Philip Guston
break out of the clique. Nobody out of the world of art students knows why Phil's influential. Standing on the shoulders of giants works great for science and research, but in art it's just lazy and unimaginative, at it's best, like some old hag reminiscing about better times.
>>714127336
>Philip Guston
>Good
You know what? Thank you. It was kind of a dull day, but now you have me here, laughing and smiling. You've turned my mood right around. You're an alright guy. Take it easy.
>>714127676
He himself stated, in an interview, when speaking about the reviews that were written about the Marlborough show, "My God, what if they had LIKED IT!" He was thrilled that they didn't understand it, that it was so difficult for them. It means he was doing great work. Pollock, Picasso, Cezanne, Van Gogh, all of them were hated fiercely when they premiered their work. In art, it's all about standing on the shoulders. Artists define their space and show what is possible, and based entirely on that, the next generation looks at what is thought possible, then extend the bounds even further. You situate yourself in the history of art while at the same time furthering that very same history.
>>714127918
>Philip Guston
>anything but a genius
Sure, Guston was no good, Van Gogh was a hack, and Rembrandt lost his edge later in life.
>>714128076
Oh, so you do realize they're all bad. That's good at least. I'll never understand how people can actually take abstract art seriously. It's pretty funny to watch people jizz themselves over nonsense though.
At the same time, it is kind of a shame that Davinci and Michelangelo are the unbeatable gold standards of art. Oh well. I guess that's life.
Picasso wouldn't have been possible without Cezanne and Van Gogh, Cezanne and Van Gogh wouldn't have been possible without Manet, Manet not possible without Goya and Turner and so on going back to the Paleolithic painters and sculptors. And even they wouldn't have been possible without the Neanderthals, who wouldn't have been possible without their ancestral species etc. The oldest known interest in pure aesthetics for pleasure, dates back a few million years, with a collection of iron ore spheres resembling faces found in a cave hundreds of miles from their origin source.
>>714128419
Da Vinci and Michelangelo both were horrendous painters and are only famous because they were friends with influential people. If you knew anything about art, you'd be talking about Raphael, Donatello, Botticelli, Uccello, Tintoretto, Masaccio, della Francesca, and Titian. Nice try though.
>>714129006
>that if a person has never seen some style of thing before they can't possibly imagine bastardizations of it
>>714129006
Oh, I get it. It's some internet joke where you pretend the terrible pretentious art is good. That's pretty funny.
Though, I bet there's some art student out there who actually believes that
>It's mainstream, therefore it's awful
It's pretty funny to think about
>>714129242
>a bastardization
So, Caravaggio was a bastardization?
>>714129279
It's not that it's mainstream, it's that they were not very good from a technical standpoint. Michelangelo could only paint one body, Da Vinci's compositions were incredibly boring and simplistic, while the ones I mentioned were technically brilliant.
>>714129548
> that they were not very good from a technical standpoint
LOL
You should head down to like an art house show on open mic night and tell em that. I bet you'd get lots of applause. Oh, also insult their Christianity. I bet it would be a riot. You're fun, I like your jokes.
Rembrandt, Goya, El Grecco, Velasquez, Turner, Delacroix? Were they all bastardizations?
>>714129862
They literally weren't. This is not open for debate. This is an objective fact. The only reason they're popular is because they were patronized and on very friendly terms with popes and kings.
>>714130031
HA
I like that. You should do comedy about art. I bet you'd be really good at it. That could be a popular thing on like a college campus, I think? Especially if you live near one of the coasts.
It would be fun, imo. You have a good sense of humor.
>>714126094
There is no reason to be upset, calm down
And I didn't insult Christianity. Every painter I have listed up to the 20th century have all been devout Catholics or protestants. Caravaggio was so adamant about his faith that the paintings he created, save his earlier work, were all of a highly religious nature.
>>714130322
Again, it pleases me that you're so upset. I know, I get it. I'm talking about things you don't understand and don't know about. You're ignorant, it's a good thing for me that there are ignorant people who can't understand. It means we're doing it right.
>>714130598
But if you did joke about their Christianity you'd be a big hit among college audiences, they love that type of thing.
You should try comedy, you'd be really good at it. Plus, I like the whole 'too good for you' attitude you have. It's sexy, there's something about it that's just really attractive in like the pseudo artsy types. I think you'd do well, imo.
>>714130335
omg fuk u
>>714131029
Stay ignorant, friend. You've made good life decisions.
>>714131241
That right there. The hard to get. That's hot as fuck. I guess I'm a sucker for like the brooding artist thing. I would just lay my head on your naked back and run my hands up your body as you sculpt things. It would be great.
>>714131543
I certainly am broody.
>>714131812
mmf, well it certainly gets me going
>>714131088
>>714131951
continue
>>714131941
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
>>714132081
>>714132171
You're aware that your name is the title of an Ennio Morricone song?
>>714132380
I had absolutely no idea whatsoever, I just thought it sounded like a jew's masturbation session.
Jokes aside, yeah of course
Morricone does fucking incredible work.
>>714132171
that thing is fat
>>714132497
It would be that too.
>>714132527
Good. Good that you said that. Morricone is better than John Williams I think.
>>714132101
>tfw I wasn't even being sarcastic
dammit.
>>714132707
Seriously though, I get it, you don't like me.
>>714132632
I'll show you something fat
>>714132684
I'd probably agree. I don't dislike Williams though.
Williams likes to use a lot of other people's works, but I don't think that is necessarily a bad thing. I'm a pretty shallow person and if it sounds good I enjoy it. I don't really care what went into it.
>>714132861
like what
>>714132837
I dunno, you seem a bit odd but you're alright. If I met you irl I would do things with you.
Lewd things
>>714132914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
>>714133075
neat
>>714132861
Don't get me wrong, I love John Williams as well. Fucking Star Wars, man, that music is great, but Jesus, Morricone just gets that heart racing and those hairs to stand on end. So much damn tension is his work, all that build up and then BAM! It's over in a phenomenal finale.
>>714133004
I doubt that immensely. And I'm not odd.
>>714133333
My god
>>714133311
Everything I post is neat
>>714133333
Yeah it's pretty incredible how well he stirs things up inside you.
>>714133333
I would, come on. I bet you're just being bashful. I bet you're quite handsome behind your screen. I would do stuff with you.
You could sit down at your desk sculpting things while I lovingly suckle on you. Suck the tension and stress right out of you
>>714133687
I look like a larger sadder Shia Labeouf, not handsome by any means. Also, suckle? That's definitely one I haven't heard before.
>>714133672
I can't even explain how intense his music is, man. Anyways, good on you that you put your name as one of his songs.
>>714133672
I mean kinda
>>714134110
would you like to experience it?
>>714134143
What do you mean kinda?
>>714134110
The name changes often. Probably will be different next thread, if there is one.
>>714134297
Honestly? All jokes and insults aside, if someone I was with wanted to, then sure.
>>714134370
I change my name often too. No one seems to have commented on it being the first four words from In Dreams by Roy Orbison.
>>714134370
kinda neat
Finally got to be able to finish watching Toys.
