Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lots of oversexualised content, please, but keep it 2D (2.5D is ok, though)
>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>Discussion is welcome
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)
Cirno claimu'd!
Claimed
Thanks !
>>714118226
the hell is 2.5D?
Sonokawa Momoka is now claimed forever ^^
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Rumia claimed
Put the memes in the bag
>>714118457
If it goes well, I'll probably offer various free stuff. I kinda wanna do those Steam giveaway threads and maybe even Amazon gift card giveaways at some point
Be kinda nice to help people out once in a while
Claim
>>714118732
No, my imouto printout paper thing gets the meemz!
(Right next to (one of) my Cirno waifu pics - bottom right)
![Guren[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Afgqhi8.jpg "Guren[3].jpg")
Claim
still here
>>714118226
spider man we need you
>>714119050
Why do you have memes on your walls?
>>714119111
Speghetti
>>714119050
I can't accept this.
If Solaire had any waifu, it would be Okuu
>>714119629
post bunny form
>>714119853
>i hate myself
Lol you should.
>>714119853
Don't. You seem like an okay guy.
>>714119453
>Why do you have memes on your walls?
Why don't you?
>>714119533
This is cute, and valid, but what about a -1000°C Ice Sun?
>>714119853
>>714120051
Hey
Agreed Haruhi a cute
Totes adorbs many a reason to not hate yourself
Heh banned.
Thank you, Mod ^^
You're cool people.
>>714119853
So do i
カラミチーマス
THANKS MODS!!
>>714120296
*Mua's back*
>>714119853
>>714120296
thank you again
I've seriously been digging out a mountain for two and a half hours in Minecraft, why am I doing this I don't even like this game.
>>714120074
I guess... and I suppose Solaire is the strongest summon...
Very well, I will allow it
>>714120296
>mfw mua
>>714120611
Use tnt
>>714120620
![7d8f541613bb54a7d1876cc12d25a418[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uWUaDLs.jpg "7d8f541613bb54a7d1876cc12d25a418[2].jpg")
I keep missing these threads.
Any spiderman spam this time around?
>>714120296
...
*mua*
>>714120228
I appreciate what you are doing.
>>714120615
>>714120688
I'm playing in survival and don't have very much sand, I need it for glass and stuff, plus TNT fucks shit up this is a precise job.
>>714120840
No, just some fucking amateurs. I don't even think any of them saged their posts.
>>714120881
Thank you for saying that.
>>714121015
>No HUEG titties
0/10 picture
>>714121054
Hello
>>714121054
>>714121159
Huge titties ain't everything
>>714121054
![47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NYAdYqm.png "47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png")
>>714121191
hi again how r u
Just got back from lettig my dogs outside
>>714121326
*back hands that fat ass*
>>714121159
I prefer titties that are just right.
>Flawless oppai incoming
Still got 3 today and didnt even try
>hello all
>>714121326
They arent everything but theyre a big thing.
>>714121326
>TFW I will never date a girl who looks like Hex Maniac
Fug
>>714121438
Babby tier
GLOOOOOOORY GLORY HALLELUUUUUUJAH
![c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMdDAJ2.jpg "c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[1].jpg")
>>714121438
Dogs don't have them which means titties are completely irrelevant and overrated.
>>714121432
Stop it.
>>714121490
Yeah. You have a good point.
>>714121369
fine just playing a game
>>714121608
I agree.
>>714121739
I mean there isnt much better than a girl wrapping her huge jugs around your cock
>>714118482
nigger
>>714121878
True that
>>714121739
*smushes my face between your butt cheeks and giggles*
![228439_1240949329138_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkRoqxM.jpg "228439_1240949329138_full[1].jpg")
>>714121878
Try dog vagina.
>>714121845
Which game?
>>714121159
Hiya.
>>714121191
Tomo.
>>714121326
Big buns.
>>714122016
And in a mini bj on top.
>perfection
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=shh0FCEsJg4
>>714121490
*rimshot*
>>714121874
I just realized we never really talk, its always just talking about your waifu (mostly certain parts of her). Where are you even from?
>>714122060
What's going on Thumbnail?
>>714122045
>try dolphin vagina
>>714121438
>>714121608
These titties look like they have enough give to be soft to lay on, while simultaneously not giving too much. If you moved them around, they look like they'd always go back into place, near-to where they started.
They also look like they'd have enough elasticity to hold themselves up - built-in sag protection.
Simultaneously, since they are not purely sacks of fat, but have a level of firmness to them, due to their elastic nature, they would also give her more pleasure when I played with them, because the skin is just that much tighter, and therefore more sensitive.
I could just as well fit them in my hand for full stimulation, and it would be a pleasure to suck on them, as well.
>>714121658
das juss nastee... At least go for Momiji or something.
Awoo~
Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I know they're watching
They're watching
All the commotion
the kiddie like play
Has people talking
Talking
You
Your sex is on fire
>>714121349
Stare~.
>>714122130
Just relaxing after work. How about yourself?
![1311191_1386010550144_full[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iVWZ7D3.jpg "1311191_1386010550144_full[2].jpg")
>>714122183
Not sure what you mean by momiji. Not really into anime.
>>714122162
Seems considerably more difficult to try than dog vagina. And I'm loyal to my pack at this point anyway. Wouldn't mind adding a horse though.
>>714122331
Is that the lyrics to some ghetto radio song?
>>714122026
STOP
>>714122060
You got that right
>>714122130
The planet earth.
In all seriousness though, I was never really comfortable answering those sort of questions over the internet. But let's just say it gets pretty damn cold this time of year.
>>714122466
>masturbating to r34 of your waifu tbh
>>714122466
Staaaaare~~~~~~
>>714122526
Alice2 knows how to freestyle.
>>714122599
Rapes the yui
>>714122533
*eats your ass out*
>>714122668
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4
>>714122045
world of tanks
>>714122060
hanako
>>714122183
Tru
I normally don't like Xbox HUEG titties, but Hex Maniac just pulls them off so well...
>>714122331
Early in the evenin' just about supper time
Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind
Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up
Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp
>>714122466
Torturing myself by digging a mountain oy for almost three hours in Minecraft
>>714122533
Fair enough, I'm from Texas. It gets pretty cold here too though, its been about 50 degrees and raining all weekend
>>714122526
Here's a pic of Inubashiri Moiji
She's a Dog-girl (white wolf, to be precise) Tengu from Touhou Project.
Pretty cute, tbh. Not mai /waifu/, though.
>Cirno
>>714122636
I would rather you not rape my waifu.
You can have my ass instead, just be gentle pls
test
>>714122890
>blows it on the harp
What the fuck?
>>714122957
Momiji* Fucking typo...
You people watch too much fucking weird loli anime.
I choose Vinegar Doppio, but no Diavolo, blegh.
>>714122890
Ok, makes sense
>>714123135
Aren't they the same person tho?
>>714123251
fuck, where'd my pic go?
>>714123334
fuck lol. missed it by 1...
>>714123334
>>714122890
Somewhere over the rainbow way up high
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
>>714123333
shit, I'm losing right now lol... idk.
better finish my homework fore I start gettign tired
![785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ea5N22h.png "785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[2].png")
>>714122957
Looks like any other random waifu on here. I'm really into the actual canine body. Dog ears and tail on a woman doesn't do it for me. I need a muzzle, 4 legs, tail, fur, scent, barking, behavior, everything.
>>714123013
Even that's not as attractive to me as an actual dog is.
Guess I'm just grounded in reality. Not much of a fantasizer.
>>714122622
wat
>>714123023
>Not giving your harp the succ
Lmao I bet you don't even smack the guitar or finger the flute
>>714123132
I think neat isn't really the right word for it, I think bullshit would be a better word because it was mid 70s and sunny all week god damn it I was looking forward to a nice weekend
>>714123135
Galil isn't really a loli tho
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
>>714123275
Sort of...I guess? They're separate personalities but I wouldn't really want to be involved with the Diavolo side of things. That guy is messed up.
>>714123496
oh fuck that's gey...
Alright, whatever.
>>714123656
>!
>>714122599
Wink.
>>714122636
No! Bad! Do not rape the Yui.
>>714122890
Sounds fun.
![Guren[6].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O52Rvui.jpg "Guren[6].jpg")
>>714123656
Yes probably
>>714123510
Ah. Well, it is getting to be that time of the year, and as long as none of us see any penguins out and about, we should be fine.
That was probably a shit joke tbh. Just forget I said that last part.
>>714123758
>
>>714123856
Impressive, very nice
>>714123768
How are you?
>>714123673
Yeah, it would probably end badly.
Where's my best friend!?
:D
>>714123462
You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on
>>714123768
Its really not, send help
>>714124010
It's still unfair that it's always nice out when I don't have free time.
>>714124157
Yui has got some thicc thighs
>>714124220
Please be me
>>714123004
>>714123003
>>714123005
![Guren[13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NECNYld.jpg "Guren[13].jpg")
>>714124039
Thank you. By the way, I have always wondered what's going on in this picture you have there (313).
>>714124266
True that.
>>714123656
>So many (You)'s in a sentence.
Are you alright by any chance?
>>714124350
Oz is giving her a hug
>>714124448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
And, I guess I'm no worse than ever
![1288040_1381018787055_full[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LXcbfkB.jpg "1288040_1381018787055_full[2].jpg")
>>714123717
No it's straight. Not into male dogs bro.
I'm gonna fight 'em off
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
And I'm talkin' to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone."
>>714124039
what is that from?
![Guren[63].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/npmnuZ9.jpg "Guren[63].jpg")
>>714124564
Ah I see. Sounds like a lovely scene.
>>714124157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc
I'm doing pretty good. How about yourself?
>>714124266
On my way.
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmX8bruEfiw
>>714124784
That's still disgusting
>>714124564
I still don't get it.
>>714121438
Preference is around that size or this
>>714124784
Well, it's still really fucking disgusting.
>>714124266
You uhmm
You are a good friend and all but you don't actively search for your boi. My best friend is Yuuki she was here earlier D..:
You still a cute fockser always are always will be
>>714124157
Mmm
^-^
>>714124377
So what about you, what's up on your end?
>>714124784
I don't get what's so attractive about digs tbh, why do you like them?
>>714124835
Every night I rock myself to sleep, thinkin' about you, thinkin' about you
And I wanna know, don't you see how you hurt me so
Going out of my head, yeah I'm here in this empty bed
And it's a crime, whoa, just lying here, wasting my precious time
I'm so lonely, baby, I'm so blue
Thinkin' 'bout all the things I could do to you
>>714125045
I took care of it, I'm eating some salad now. Might watch Enemy at the Gates.
>>714125170
>Not Galil
>Best girl
Nyet pedik
>>714124886
Pandora Hearts! This is the beautiful Alice the B-Rabbit!
>That's not her real name, but no spoilers
>>714124971
Every scene with Alice is lovely
>>714125215
It's just an old maymay
>>714125541
That's fair I guess...
I don't know where Yuuki went though
>>714124835
Hey are you the same Alice that ran those therapy threads?
>>714125671
Baaw always a good poster
How are you doing biking this winter?
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395173-830-463[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwGB0R2.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395173-830-463[2].jpg")
>>714125170
Not to me. Not at all.
>>714125576
Loyalty, honesty, kindness, fur, scent, panting, and group behavior. They are always happy to see you no matter what. And they love sex.
>>714125576
Eh, woke up to a shit load of snow, was disappointed by the shitposters, nothing much else.
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>714125584
What a righteous mindset. She surely is in good hands with you.
You use your trips as a fortress
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>714126441
You're consistently getting closer.
>>714125045
I'm doing pretty good too. Spent majority of the day playing simcity 2000. About to hop in the shower
>I don't think there has been one of these for this thread so
QOT: how far would you go to make your waifu real?
>>714126441
Ooh
>>714125986
>honesty
Tell me when your bitch consents.
>>714126441
I can sleep well with this attempt
>>714126441
Denied.
![1426694257_hund_comic_dusche_haare[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QTVYP9L.gif "1426694257_hund_comic_dusche_haare[1].gif")
>>714126676
They fight each other over who gets to fuck first. Every single day.
Daily orgies are nice.
>>714126676
Pink :D
>>714126625
^^^
Hello
>>714125584
Seems that way.
>>714126807
whoa whoa whoa fuck, what???
You actually have sex with your dogs?!!?
What the hell, man? Are you for real? Like, you actually fuck your pet dogs??
>>714126243
Everyone should think of their husbando/waifu in this way
>>714126880
Good evening Courtney
>>714126911
You need to get caught up on your Ancient Meme History course
>>714125833
I haven't been biking much. Mainly due to me being sick until just a few days ago but it's also been super rainy this weekend so I haven't been able to ride.
>>714125986
I really don't see the appeal in any of that except loyalty and panting maybe, and people can do both of those.
I guess I just don't get it.
>>714126140
>TFW it will never snow here
I know it "snowed" a few years back but that was just a thin layer of ice, not snow.
>>714126441
3close5me
>>714126596
I'd go to some pretty extreme lengths, I would even kill for her to be real.
Although *technically* she is real already, which I like to hold over your guys heads
>>714126880
Hey there second best Pokémon girl
>>714126596
Can i join you?
>>714126807
Sure, you're just fucking sad and would never be able to fuck a rational animal so you educated a bunch of dogs to be your personal sex toys.
They wouldn't even have sex for pleasure otherwise.
>>714126807
Why did you start thinking dogs are something are something you should fuck?
![tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/beSynjo.jpg "tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[2].jpg")
>>714126990
>I wanna have anything to do with this.
>I don't think
You sound conflicted there. Are you thinking about trying it yourself?
>>714127197
Yeah, to each their own. I spend a lot of time grooming them and their fur is very shiny, so they certainly look very ell kept and are very nice smelling (vanilla/cinnamon).
I can't imagine doing anything else than spending time with all 4 of them.
>>714127264
Puberty
>>714127236
Dogs are rational animals.
>>714127197
Trust me, sometimes it gets to be too much snow.
>>714127197
Technically my waifu is real too.
>>714127371
So you hit puberty and started thinking "I want to fuck that neighbours dog" or something?
>>714127059
No, and you can't make me.
>>714127371
>Reading it forwards.
You're reading it the wrong direction.
>>714127371
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=rational+animal+wikipedia
>>714127219
L-lewd
I guess, it would save on water.
>>714127371
That's pretty disgusting to be straight with you, I may not mind seeing a girl get knotted every once in a while but this is a whole different level of degenerate.
>>714127383
Yeah but I've never seen it before, ever. I want to see it at least once and throw snowballs and stuff
>>714127511
Your waifu is bacon?
![Guren[39].png](https://i.imgur.com/22wxKRi.jpg "Guren[39].png")
>>714127059
Yes they should, just like real people should also fully commit to their other half. Unfortunately, it's not the case often enough.
>>714127371
>>I wanna have anything to do with this.
>>I don't think
>Not understanding how to read a manga panel.
It's in the correct order, faggot. They read backwards in Japan, so the translation is written in backwards.
"I don't think I wanna have anything to do with this..."
>>714127612
Yeah actually, that's exactly how it happened. Lots of furry porn in between there, but it mostly started with ogling my neighbor's female husky.
I moved on to feral porn pretty quick. Anthro just wasn't it for me.
>>714127736
You're supposed to read it backwards?
>>714127743
Meh, arbitrary definitions made up by some dead guys.
When you said rational animal, I assumed you meant an animal that's rational.
>>714127856
Yeah, a lot of people have that double standard with bestiality. I wonder why?
Women and animals is fine, but a guy and animals is somehow the most horrible thing in the world.
>>714127928
That's confusing. When they translated it to English why doesn't the translator just flip the text bubbles to make them more readable.
