Secret / Advice / Vent thread
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Secret / Advice / Vent thread
Jesus frog girl, you there?
The girl I am into, and I have agreed to try and do something together over break.
Well I guess its more of a soft yes than anything else?
She said "We can always give it a shot!"
But I am so anxious. Probably would be best to put it in back of my head until then.
>>714116747
I had broadcasted several times on chaturbate. Slave show. Edging, anal, chastity, spit, bondage, cbt... I also got banned several times. I feel sad when thinking about it. But i like to exhibit myself.
>>714116747
when i was 25 i had a 12 yo gf.
i fuck my dog
>>714116923
That story made me kek. I like her. Could probably be a good conversationalist.
A secret of mine would be, that I desperately want to drop the untrustworthy gf I have now, and try to rekindle things with my baby mama. Hard when she's TX and I'm along east coast.
Chick I have now feels more like fwb. We may texts 5x one day, and the next 1000x with phone calls all day. Ever since I had to pull 2 weeks in jail. She's been acting so distant, and really been doing stupid shit.
my owner fucks me.
Double teamed GF's younger sister with a buddy of mine. GF, buddy and I were both in our early 20's, sis had just turned 17. She was a sex crazed chick, always wearing skimpy outfits and one time answered the door for me in a t shirt and panties.
GF used to apologize for her behavior and said she was embarrassed, etc. She knew sis texted me but thought it was friendship and it was a good thing for her to have a male influence who didn't want to just fuck her.
Sister saw pic of my buddy from FB and went apeshit about how hot he was. Late one night she asked me if he thought she was good looking. Convo went to her saying he's not as hot as you anon, blah blah.
It went down when GF was at work in summer. Sis wanted a ride (no pun intended) to a friends house. Buddy and I were fucking around on a basketball court (master race before you ask) and got her. She had a license but no car because she was so wild parents wouldn't get her one.
We got her and she had short jean shorts and a tight tube top. Looked like a hooker. Buddy and I had been day drinking so we were buzzed. She started talking sexual immediately and then my buddy said why don't we just all fuck hahaha as a joke.
She lifted her top up to show her little A cup tits right there in the car and said I want that so bad. We were like fucking quit that shit, GF will murder us. She insists nobody will ever know, blah blah.
As driver I could've taken her anywhere but we wound up back at buddy's apartment and did some shots of Petron. She was now buzzing and basically grabbing our dicks.
Clothes started flying off and next thing I know sis is sucking my cock while buddy fingers her. We took turns fucking her with no condom missionary, doggy and cowgirl with her sucking off the other one. Eventually I nutted on her chest as did buddy.
The three of us have gotten together twice more after and I'm sure buddy has fucked her more solo but wouldn't admit it. I try to avoid family stuff for clueless GF.
>>714116923
I just got here, what is jesus frog girl
also mom finger car frend
One time I did something.
>>714118102
me too.
>>714117725
I like her too. She has some massive old /b/ vibes, which I think is a rare sight nowadays.
Would let her fuck me on my dad's front yard.
Secret: Haven't seen my dad in over 10 years
>>714117920
god bless you.
I really wanted to molest my little cousin. I always see under her dress and help her shower. She is also autistic but she has these amazing eyes. They just accent everything about her beautiful face. I really want to fuck her.
>>714118342
I feel you bro. Been posting since boxy days. Most of the time it's easy to tell when someone has been here a while.
I wouldn't Fuck her. I'd split a 12 pack with her in hopes of eating her out.
2nd secret. I'd rather eat pussy then Fuck it. 17girls I've ate out, only 11 of them fucked.
>>714118094
Thread 404'd before I could screenshot her greentext story but basically this
>be jesus frog girl
>13 at the time
>hate this bitch
>one day crucify frog with sewing needles
>throw at hated girls pool
>also draw pentagram and 666 on her frontyard and destroy her clothes and shit
>>714119021
she sounds nice
>>714117644
m or f?
had access to my friend's facebook, gathered all the sexy pics from the conversations, got some naughty info about her, fapped furiously, tried blackmailing her unsuccessfully, she has no idea I even have even seen the pics
Moved in with my cousin and his girl. They went on a break. I spent the next two days fucking his girl bloody.
>>714119013
Same here, some time before boxxy even, actually. I have been thinking about old /b/ a lot lately, wondering how many of us are still around.
The only good threads nowadays are these.
Actually, I have been writing down some OC of mine and some family members to have a good old fashioned ghost stories/paranormal thread, even if it's just going to be once.
>>714116747
I wish I had fucked my ex's sister instead of her.
>>714116747
I have spunked into my friends mums underwear when I stayed at his house to keep him company while she went on a business trip.
>>714119013
>>714120595
Love eating out girls as well, sometimes more than fucking. but I'll only eat out girls I actually love, lol.
>>714120869
>>714119013
Fag here who just recently lost his virgintiy, I tried to eat out her pussy and it tasted absolutely disgusting. Is that shit supposed to taste bad or did she just not clean herself? Meeting up with her around christmas time and I'm definitely not licking that thing again.
>>714121204
I only go down on my wife when she's not bleeding and a few hours after she's showered. Just a rule of thumb.
>>714116747
OPS A FAG
>>714116747
Secret: I know who keeps posting this thread
>I'm gonna do something about it
>>714117644
>i fuck my dog
In soviet russia, dog fuck YOU
>>714121616
Lurk moar
>>714121204
I'm not sure to be honest. Some guys just don't like it. What did she taste like?
Also, if you only lick the clit there shouldn't really be much of a taste.
My fiance is Bi. We have had several threesomes with her friend from work. Her friend is married and her husband doesn't know.
>>714116747
Whenever I hear a woman talking about how intact penises are gross, I have to stop myself from reading the riot act.
>>714121204
Even if you shove your tongue in her vagoo it shouldn't taste horrible. She most likely just didn't wash up before hand.
>>714121665
blow me and lick my anus faggot
she friendzoned me so hard she turned me into a cuckold
I want to see a Facebook collage of my ex gf ... But I'm too pussy to do itv
I made a fake account on okcupid to catfish nudes from my coworker.
>>714116747
still a virigin at 21, not really that bad but it makes me feel like a loser. Others have asked me about my social life and I usually can skate around it but then when im all alone I feel worse
gonna ask a girl out this week. Will be my second attempt this semster so at least im trying
deeper secret. Im really into femdom. Bondage, forced feet smelling and cross dressing but ive never gotten to try it. IF this works with this girl im worried 21 years of build up sexual frustration will explode and ill scare her off
>>714122168
Is that tatoo for real?
If yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a stupid biatch
>>714122424
totally real ha
>>714122424
>>714122481
Agreed, she deserved it with a tattoo like that.
>>714122011
For got pic of herv
>>714117263
go on...
>>714121697
It tasted like table salt and sweat. that's why I'm assuming she didn't wash, or maybe the taste down there just isn't anything like I imagined it to be.
>>714118917
Find out how she feels about it
Ive always been the class clown, people tell me im funny, the life of the party, could be in movies, ect so the complete opposite of /b/ right?
Ive been struggling with depression for a little over 3 years. I desperately want to be taken seriously, having commanding respect but when I start to act serious people act shocked and I feel like a jerk so I go back to being goofy because its all I know and I dont want to be alone. Im not nearly as tough or stoic as I want to be and the worst part is, when I am by myself, the thought of how much of a failure I am creeps up and I spend the whole time hating myself
I really fucking hate myself
>>714122662
sofie again? man she's been posted here 1000 times already
>>714122959
Nice you saved her :-)
Seriously considering offing myself. Nothing unusual for this site
My niece doesn't Wear panties when I'm around, nor has she started growing body hair
>>714116747
Was in holidays with my cousin and her family. Normally each year and always sniff her panties and worn socks.
Last year was a befriended family with them who had a 10yr old daughter.
I just had to go through her laundry aswell. God everything smelled perfect of her.
>pic related
>>714122959
No ones made a Facebook collage
>>714123174
prove it.
>>714122894
I was in your shoes a couple of years ago. I tried smoking weed but it just made everything worse.
The best thing you can do is find a job you are passionate about and do really well in college. Get a job and then get a house and become someone you wish you were.
>>714122662
OH MY GOD
SHE HAS HERV
THAT'S LIKE 10 TIMES WORSE THAN HERPES
>>714122959
God damn, bitch needs to clean that mirror.
>>714116747
my first blowjob was with a transsexual girl
>>714123065
>>714124235
>>714123463
what is this mad samefagging
My ex broke up with me in april. I miss her so much. I got over it and was dating another girl for a couple months. I fucked up and have texted her saying I love oyu and/or I miss you every couple months and she doesnt go for it lol. Anyway we're civil now but like I want her to take me back. I'm trying to move on but for some reason lately I think about her all the time.
>>714124408
Not same fag
>>714124380
>my first blowjob was with a transsexual girl
oh yeah? did you swallow?
>>714124830
LOL
I want to tell my co-worker how I feel about her. I'm almost positive she would agree to go on a date with me. It's just taking that first step is so hard for me. I like what we have now and I'm just afraid of commiting. I have her number, got it after I mentioned hooking her up with some bomb diggity weed. I got let go early tonight since no had a ton of hours and she would have had to leave if I didn't. Tonight I just feel so sad having to leave early. I'm pretty sure I'm in love. Should I just tell her? If so how?
I'm planning on having sex with a friend's mom.
>>714122894
Have you considered just moving some place no one knows you and start over? Sounds cliche, but it might actually work for you. My advice, just be whoever you want to be, though. If your friends won't accept a serious you, they're not your friends. You'll find other people who'll want to be friends with you, I'm sure. You sound like an extrovert so it'll probably be easier for you either way.
I don't have any friends and if someone brings it up, I act like I don't care. But, damn, I wish I had friends like I used to.
I miss hanging out with people, just laughing and bullshitting.
The american way
I'm into incest porn despite having no attraction to any of my family members.
>>714124987
Don't work with the bitch you are trying to date, it never works out.
>>714116747
I'm building drones to defend my home against commies and Hillary bullies while they riot on Jan 20th. So far, early tests are good.
>>714124987
>I have her number, got it after I mentioned hooking her up with some bomb diggity weed.
Don't expect anything to come of it. Regardless, do it faggot. Collapse the wavefunction of doubt.
>>714117263
kys
>>714122894
>when I start to act serious people act shocked and I feel like a jerk
They can fuck right off. Just stick to it, and moderate being fun and stoic. Like a normal person.
>>714125222
Same here, I don't know why.
>>714124830
she did it
>>714124033
>>714125115
Im in college, looking to move when I get the chance but until then im just kind of existing
>>714126040
At least I'm not alone
>>714117263
How old was she when you fucked?
>>714117644
Green text
>>714125527
been stocking up on ammo and some new guns and gear
I used to think preppers were ridiculous, but now....
>>714125222
>>714126040
same
very normal. same as you might get off to rape porn but not want to actually rape/be raped. you're into the taboo fantasy but not the reality.
>>714122168
John?
>>714121204
Ph balance of the pussy is affected by stuff like diet/how often we work out/and to a lesser degree general mood. feed her some sweet ass dinner(something with lots of sugars/fruit) then get down there and have a good time. Also, eating out is a good way to get your dick licked, bud
femanon out
>>714125245
fucc u
>>714122315
read her vibe if that's something you have any affinity for. she might be into taking your virginity ad let you go all out. some girls are real wild when they feel they get to set the bar for sex standards
Well, when I was really stressed out about my exams that were about a month ago, for some reason I filled my wrist with cuts. Problem is now that the weather is getting warmer here, I will have to end up wearing t shirts, and no one knows about my cuts. How do people normally react when they see them?
>>714124632
Keep putting yourseolf out there for girls that ARE NOT HER. Time heals all wounds and if she left you, there was likely a good reason. good luck anon!
>>714126727
Hmm, I'll look into getting her to eat sweeter foods. And it's just that it tasted gross, the actual sensation of licking her felt great, but the taste was just nasty. I might just not be used to it.
>>714122315
Sign up to fetlife or something bro, shit. Those loose cunts tell you what they're into, and I bet they'll be lining up around the corner for a virgin.
I jerk off to my picture and mother
>won't be posting pics of either of them
>>pic unrelated
>>714126176
>she
>he
I'm getting married in 8 months to a 9/10 PAWG. We used to have tons of awesome sex as we have been together for 5 years, but ever since we moved in together she has shown her true self. After night after night of fighting she finally drops the bomb on me. "The truth is I'm just not that into sex, I've been with guys bigger than you, fitter than you, and kinkier and I just dont care that much". I tried everything I could think of applying dread, lifting, working out more, being more spontaneous, doing new exciting things, spending more time with females, partying more alone. During this time frame I've done everything In my power to mold myself into being hotter, sexier, better at sex, healthier, more exciting, you name it.
She doesnt get jealous, she doesnt worry, she doesnt initiate, she doesnt express any interest in sex whatsoever. However, to this day she will fuck any time I want to. She just doesnt care one way or the other.
It's been about 2 months and I'm in a weird place. I'm beggining to reconsider our marriage even though she isnt outwardly bad to me at all. In fact being that she's smokin hot and down to fuck anytime I want I feel a lot of guys would be jealous of this anon.
I started looking for a fuck buddy on the side, because I crave the feeling of being wanted, and ya know something other than vanilla sex... and it gets wilder I've met some real wacky fucking people... sometimes I dont even know whats going on with me anymore.
>>714116747
I cheated on my bf last night with a military guy
>>714116747
I did a lot of prescription drugs last week, and I bought an unnecessarily large amount of weed. I would recommend both. Probably going to sell like half the dope.
>>714127534
My problem is that I dont reallly want to date other girls. I want her. She was my best friend, we went together so well. I seriously doubt I'll find someone that can compare.
>>714128703
just fucking do it, while really high/drunk, so you have plausible deniability
>>714128038
You might be missing out on choice tail by dropping her, but being with her and really doing anything at all, you'll end up missing out on something if not another. Do what feels right. If fucking someone who's only doing it to get it over with isn't your thing, maybe find someone who really wants you to fuck them? idk I'm just some guy. pics of wifey?
My greatest secret?
I was a part of a group which committed cannibalism. I wasn't the one who did the murder, just partook in the aftermath.
I have sexual fantasies about my boss. I try to discreetly flirt at work to gauge his reaction, but still can't tell for sure if he is into it.
Not sure if I would ever act on it because muh career, but it allows for a nice daydream when work is slow.
>>714128703
You can. I'm likely 30+ years older than you and have met 4 girls in my lifetime that could qualify as soulmates. Every time either I changed or they did. That's just how things are. Dwelling in the past for too long does nothing to brighten the future. Don't become a victim to your own naivete. Get out there and meet your next reason to go head over heels and hold onto her until it's time to let her go.
>>714128788
do what?
>>714128869
Cool. Which part/parts did you eat and what did it taste like?
After having a huge fight with my wife I hooked up with a woman (just mutual oral) and after we were done she told me she was on the way to the doctor because she had an abnormal pap smear. It was an old friend and I regret it. She told me the doctor thought that it might be HPV. I stayed in touch with her only to find out the results of her test. She said it was negative. I got back with my wife after she told me she didn't have HPV. Now I'm afraid it could be something else. If I go get a test it will show up on my insurance, and if I get a private test and it is positive I will need to get treatment and so will my wife. It's been over a month. I don't have any symptoms of anything. Neither of us has any discharge. If I tell my wife, I'm fucked. She has the antibiotic that is used to treat chlamydia to treat redness in her face, and I convinced her to take it for her face and I secretly took it at the same time and avoided sex.
What's the right thing to do? She can be a bitch at times, but my wife is a decent person otherwise and if I made the mistake I just want to put it behind me and live and learn. If I'm unknowingly positive damage could be done. What the hell do I do?
>>714128119
Greentext it bitch
>>714129466
It's hard to point out parts as we didn't really cook her piece by piece. We more or less broke it up and then ground up the meat to make burgers and meatloaf. It was seasoned like burgers and we used bacon, so it was salty, I would kind of say sort of like a gamey pork, but really it was more spiced because of how we prepared it.
>>714129937
Which country was this in?
>>714130365
Canada.
>>714129657
>be girl
>be sexually active early
>like older guys
>now almost 20 but in long term relationship since sophomore hs with 4 years older dude
>both school
>he school so much
>me not so much but work too
>i am bored and horny a lot
>too pretty not to get laid
cont?
ps newfag sowz
OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK iiii know
>>714129645
Keep your mouth shut. The problem will go away on its own.
>>714129645
if you really love this woman and want to be with her for the rest of your life, SHUT UR FUCKIGN MOUTH NIGGER IVE DONE THIS SHIT BEFORE. It wasent cool i felt bad and had told her I hooked up with a chick and she was devistated and fucked with my head for a few months. Now I had also dodged a bullet because she was a psycho ( my ex ) telling me to find someone else blah blah, fucking with my head
>>714129012
>not being professional
>flirting at work
You're scum.
>>714116747
>company christmas thingy
>sitting sideways at table
>woman from other department comes over
>sits down sideways facing me
>slides chair closer to me so her my knee is now touching her inner thigh
>i almost sperg out and unconsciously move my knee slightly away from her inner leg
>she moves her leg back over so it's pressing hard against my leg
>smiling and talking to me the whole time
>all i can think of is how warm her thigh is and how good it feels
>sit there like that a good ten minutes
been fapping to that memory all weekend
>>714122743
Holy fuck. Be a big boy and just do it. How can a girl appreciate a man who won't go down on her? Just ask her to shower first. No harm in that.
>>714129645
Obviously she's not the only one int he relationship that ca be a bitch sometimes. Ride it out anon. Avoid sex until you can get conclusive bloodwork done. If you caught something do right and tell her what happened like a grown ass man. If not the choice is yours to make. It's cruel, but no harm no foul.
>>714131219
stop fapping and fuck her retard
>>714129012
>Not sure if I would ever act on it because muh career
cant hurt your career fam. He's the one who has to choose how professional he is.
at my last job I had about 4 girls try it on with me over a couple of years. I had to say not to all of them.
regret it like fuck now of course. not like it would have hurt anything.
>>714131155
frfr
there's a time and a place.
plus office hook ups very rarely work out in any positive fashion
>>714129645
I got HPV you won't see symptoms for awhile maybe like 3 months. It is also hard to get it from oral, unless you were actually tounging a wart I doubt you are in much trouble.
>>714116747
I make 200k a year doing a job I'm terrible at. Digital marketing for the win.
>>714131502
How?
i always thought relationships through internet is bulshit but now im fallin in love with girl i met and chat with. what do
poop
>>714131219
Dude. Hit her up. Take her to a movie and invite her to yours for diner after. get her good and silly on some red ad slide into that warm-thighed dreamland she's got between those legs.
>>714131668
I work for a large national corporation, think retail, where the blame for failures and success falls on the agency that does work for us. Basically, I manage the agency that does the REAL work. I just put the reports together and make sure they're performing like they should be.
>>714131703
fuck her
>>714127852
you jerk off to pics of yourself?
>>714131843
she lives in another country and im a poorfag and can't afford to go there rn but thanks for great advice anon
I got banned by Australian stock brokers for protecting innocent hard working new investors by convincing them not to buy shares on a downtrend.
i secretly want to kill them all.
Any ideas?
>>714131155
define professional.
>>714131410
ya but don't you feel better having avoided any potential issues at work? still have nice fantasies, etc.
>>714131751
roolus
>>714131987
you got banned from a forum discussing stocks for being a faggot and not hiding your bait better.
stop whining.
>>714131703
meet irl and see if the chemistry translates. If so do whatever you can to get past the distance. move/visit OFTEN/mutual suicide/wutever. otherwise the spark'll fade. maybe very slowly, but trust this, anon; humans NEED physical interaction with those they love otherwise the chemicals that go off in the brain don't go off or end up finding their way out through some fucked up routes.
good luck stranger!
>>714131738
me 2
a/s/l?
>>714116747
I have a gay crush on elliot rodger.
>>714132098
honestly? no. that job was going to end eventually anyway, and at least 2 of the girls would have been pretty drama free. could have had fun, made it work, and not affected anything long term.
every situation is different, its possible it'd be a bad idea for you. you know the situation a lot better than we do.
>>714132147
I'll try my best m8! thanks anon you da mvp
>>714132098
HOW TO BE PROFESSIONAL
1. pretend that you're not in school
2. grow the fuck up
3. ????
4. profit!
>>714132130
Maybe youre one of them :o
>>714124830
savage
>>714132321
He will make watch videos of himself deadlifting while he fucks you and laughs disappearing into infinite pleasure and "happiness". Troll 100% level reached.
>>714132147
>>714132364
this
if it gets to long term relationship stage remember that a long term relationship only works if there's an end you can work towards. People can put up with months or years of being apart if at the end of that they know it'll be an in person relationship.
might involve a big move for one of you but you can cross that bridge when you come to it
>>714122743
>maybe the taste down there just isn't anything like I imagined it to be.
what did you think it would be? have you ever tasted cologne. same sort of thing.
>>714132438
nah, don't have much in the ASX right now. Currently putting most of my spare cash into property.
>>714132658
Yeah, my guess is he's a 14 year old who watches hentai and assumes when they say stupid shit like, "you taste so sweet" "you smell so good" doesn't realize it's fucking fake. To the guy this anon replied too, the best thing to hope for when eating pussy is no taste at all. If it's an issue, maybe look into some flavoured water-based lubes to use.
>>714122168
what is she, pushing 40?
I'm a I'm an autistic schizophrenic haunted by the ghost of my dead girlfriend. How about you guys?
>>714132826
>>714132658
Yeah I wasn't expecting it to taste like honey, I've heard it can taste bland but it was just downright gross.
>>714122168
Moar?
>>714116747
I had the chance to have a girl suck me off on the bus (under her BF's persuation I guess he liked to watch) I denied it because I'm a fucking cowered.
>>714132796
check out 88e. MMJ
if youre any good at chart reading you wont think twice
>>714122743
sounds like she hadn't showered recently, that's what my gf tastes like right after a run or working out or whatever
I'm in love with my friends little sister .. She's way underage ... But all I want to do is fuck her
About a year ago I broke up with my obsessive, controlling ex gf, when I broke up with her she was devastated. Didn't have any other friends and was threatening to kill herself. I kept her around basically to make sure she didn't end up dead. After a couple months I realized she'd do anything to even think there was even a shred of hope that we'd get back together. so she basically became my personal bank and fuck toy that I could "borrow" money from and fuck her any time I wanted and she'd come running. She still thinks we're going to get back together one day. Kek
>>714133017
Well, it gets sweaty easily. I always advise if you're going to go down on a girl you do it after a shower or get her to wash it first.
>>714132983
Same xDD
>>714133406
You just contradicted yourself, dumbass.
>im in love
>i just want to fuck
Plus she's underage (assuming you're not too) so kys.
>>714132826
Bull. Shit. Just like some people like pickles and others hate them, some people, myself icluded, fucking love the taste of pussy. It's a bit musky, yeah, but that it's a little gross is kinda why it's so hot.
My first time I thought it tasted terrible but when I saw how grateful she was (went from that right to anal) I knew I was gonna be all about it in the years to come. The taste grew on me and now being totally honest, I kinda love it. Some chicks like the taste of dick. Some dudes like the taste of pussy. Do what you like or dying wishing you had
flikker op
>>714130443
Dam was she a good looking girl or did you not see?
>>714133499
sounds kinda similar to my situation
>broke up with boyfriend
>still love him, just not sexually attracted to him any more
>texting one night
>tell him "i hate coming home from a date and the house is freezing cold and theres no coffee. i need a cuckold to stay home and make me coffee"
>he goes "....i'd do that"
> what. feels weird. dont want to.
>text him "uhh... i cant really support you, youd have to pay rent and we wouldn't really be "together," you know that right?"
>"i'll pay whatever you want"
>.....
>............
>"fuck okay. sign up for food stamps and GR, and write on the form that im allowed to hold onto your card and use it. then you can move in the spare room"
taking 450$ a month from him. every morning he has to wake up before me and make coffee too. i feel a tiny bit guilty, but he seems happy
>>714134691
Fuck it if he wants to be your bitch then let him
>>714131936
Are you litterly me?? Im going through the same shit....Haha but seriously, the advice they gave u is great.
Not sure how long you have been talking to her, or how old you are. But start saving now. Go visit her as soon as you can, if you dont get there first some other fag will.
Plan to go on vacation to whatever country she lives in, use seeing her as just a "bonus" in your mind. You may think shes the one now, but maybe not after meeting in person. Sometimes feelings change, yours or hers... but you will never truely know until you meet.
If it doesnt work out, realize the world is a large place and you will likely have more than 1 "soulmate" despite what disney teaches you. Good luck
me
>>714116747
I just broke up with my girl. The relationship was consuming me way to much. She is in tears right now at home.
I kinda' want to get back with her because I am 25 and start to feel presured because I can't find someone to start a family with.
I have no idea what to do, because if I get back with her I will get even worse, if I don't I am not sure I am going to find someone soon.
>>714134568
She was maybe 18-20, Native American, or at least brown and she looked Native. I never really saw her in a normal sense. By the time I first saw her she was out conscious and hung naked from the ceiling. I have to admit I was pretty turned on, she had nice tits, but then a couple minutes later the people who I was with did the deed and went about butchering her. While they did that I disposed of her belongings, clothes and anything she had on her.
>>714134814
ok fuck it (:
>>714133499
Loves to be face fucked to. made her ride with me to work just so she could give me road head on the way there
>>714133406
Anyone wanna see a pic of her ?
>>714134919
Hey no worries man I would have been turned on too. Must have been an intense experience, have you guys done it with more people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
I fucking love this song
>>714134691
Interesting. Tell me more about your arrangement now. Do you bring guys home to fuck so he can overhear? Do you tell him about other men you're with? Is there anything sexual about your relationship with him now?
>>714135188
Don't feel guilty for him not being strong enough to move on
41. Disabled. Live with parents. Try to make best of bad situation. Mother tries to hook me up with friend. Not interested, especially with life as mess. Just trying to get by. Mother persists. Still avoiding situation. Finally give in. Meet gorgeous girl. Intelligent. Seems really sweet. Things seem perfectly fine. Was supposed to contact me. No contact. Feel low. Why do people insist on fucking with people who just want to be left alone in peace? Just to fuck with with them? Was fine, now feel like shit.
>>714135364
Fuck no, I don't want to smash this phone too because I accidentally clicked on some cheese pizza.
>>714134691
You're a cunt. If you were a man you'd be a cunt. People willing to do this to others are literally the lowliest garbage our species has to offer. I doubt anything I can say will penetrate that thcik skull of yours but if you have any shred of deceny or compassion, free him. Leave him alone. Kill yourself. Just don't continue this age old chain of blind hate and selfishness.
You. Are. Fucking. Disgusting.
>>714135821
It's not nude asshole
>>714135386
Me personally, no. I was with 3 other people when we did it, 2 girls and a guy, as to if they have I cannot say. I keep in rough contact with the guy an one of the girls, but for obvious reasons unless we are face to face we don't discuss what happened. We all went on other trips up north to the cabin we did it at and just had normal vacations, but no more killing. At least with me their. I'm from another part of Canada and more of a city kid, these three were from the province we did it in, and they were all farming and hunting kids. Hence why they did the butchering and all that, I wouldn't have any fucking clue how to cut up meat. I was more there to just do clean-up and what they told me and another body who was interested in participating. I have to admit, it's fucked up but I did jerk off the next day to the memory of what I saw. Went to do it again and one of the girls I was with walked in on me, then she rode me till I blew it in her. Side note for anyone in the thread. If you can ever find a girl who is good at riding a horse, fuck her. Shit is always tight and they love being on top.
>>714135827
Fuck off dude it's his own fault he's getting played
I like to take ALL the coupons I get to the store, and leave the ones for things I don't use by the products they're for.
I feel like it kind of makes up for luring hookers to my car and then peeling out right when they try to get in.
>>714135876
that's not the point asshole
I have social autism
>>714136235
Fuck you ... You think you're better than anyone here ... Biggest neckbeard
>>714123453
You posted it already some time ago. More pics please
>>714125136
Yup. All my friends turned on me and its kinda hard to start a friendship now when everybody has their own friends/groups. At least I got a gf and /b/
>>714136174
No. The idea that people aiming to hurt themselves deserve to be hurt is only perpetuated by people that want to profit off of that pain. That you can put your humanity aside and allow others to walk on coal for your amusement is a problem you have with yourself and not something others should suffer for.
Some part of you must understand that this is wrong. If not, I can honestly say you're less than human.
>>714136890
Pretty sure mine are going to turn on me too pretty soon.
Why'd they turn on you?
>>714135953
Haha well I'm from Manitoba and that sounds like everyone that went to my high school. All farm and hunting kids. Some kinky horse girls too lol. I know it would be impossible to find a group like yours but id love to "hunt" somebody and eat them
>>714135449
its my apartment. he's just renting a room. i bring people over all the time. like for parties and stuff. of course i tell him about guys i see, thats what best friends do.
>anything sexual?
you cant just "forget" a 4 year relationship, of course i still love him and want him to be happy. im just not attracted to him... i'll still cuddle with him once in a while.
its really like having a best friend.
>>714136346
Nope. Just know that I'm better than pedophiles that act on the urge. Enjoy the sea of garbage logic you call a mind.
>>714137362
I do enjoy it very much thanks
>>714137295
Do you ever humiliate him by putting him in his place in front of other guys?
HookerChan where you at?????
>>714135953
Can you tell me if this is a myth, but I'm pretty sure it might be.
Does your teeth turn grey after you've eaten a bunch of human? Not in one sitting spread out over the course of years or something
I just turned 18 and I'm about to tell my mom I'm transgender. I expect within the month I'll be going through hrt (I've been talking with a psychiatrist for awhile now)
Also. I cried today cause ranked is fucked in overwatch
>>714137295
Love is not using people. You don't love him, but rather enjoy the things he provides to you. You know how people sometimes snap and commit murder or kidnap and torture people? This degenerate shit is exactly why that happens.
I kinda wish I could turn off my decency and not care for people's mental and emotional state. It must be real nice being a cold narcissistic bitch.
>>714137520
no, i dont want to hurt him. i try to get them to be friends with each other.
I'm afraid I'll never stop loving her. It's been 4 years and she's married now.
>>714137201
Well, we weren't in Manitoba, we were further West. Honestly, I didn't even hear about the girl going missing or anything. It's an issue with the Natives out here apparently. I didn't pick her up, the other guy I was with did. She was hitchhiking on a northern highway road and he offered her drugs for sex and said he'd take her to the cabin. I mean, these days I think it would be harder, this was about 10 years ago and we were lucky she didn't have a cellphone or anything that could have led anyone to us. So she got in the car, he drove her up to the cabin, then when she got in the cabin he incapacitated her with one of the other girls while me and the one other girl were out for a hike by the shore. We discussed doing it before hand, but when she and I got back to the cabin and they told us there was a chick hung up in the basement, we laughed and thought it was a joke. Then we saw and just went for it.
You think that it doesn't happen or that there aren't people like that out there, but honestly, it does happen and there are people who do it. You wonder about all those "lost" hikers and people who never make it out of the woods?
>>714137862
Kek
>>714137781
>it must be real nice being a cold narcissistic bitch
honestly? its confusing.
you dont know you're doing anything wrong until close friends tell you you're incredibly toxic and they never want to see you again. you're left confused wondering which one of your actions it was, and how exactly it was immoral.
>>714137922
How did you meet these people?
>>714137553
hey me from ten years ago. most moms take it terribly, dont worry if it goes bad. within 2 years she'll be your friend again, throwing a huge bitch fit is just part of her transitioning to a good parent, it'll be awkward for a bit
good luck!
>>714137954
I understand that
>>714137533
no hookerchan :(
>>714137546
Mine haven't, and as far as I can tell with the others it hasn't. Again, I don't know if they continued doing stuff like that, but for me it was a one time thing and it was the equivalent of 2-3 hamburgers and a few pieces of meatloaf. You probably eat more beef in a week than I did her. I've had no negative health effects years down the road. It could very well be something from eating people, but I can't answer you, sorry.
>>714137954
Cut your little fish free and seek help if any part of you genuinely cares for other humans. He'll get over it ad you might learn a thing or two about yourself.
>>714118917
stop showering your cousin dude..
how the fuck do i talk about my foot fetish more confidently or touch feet without someone knowing I have a foot fetish
>>714137843
And he seems content with this arrangement? I think he wants you to cuck him for real. Does he get turned on when you tell him about other guys?
>>714138066
University. I had class with two of them in my second semester, then another with the other girl next semester and they all knew each other beforehand. But yeah, we knew each other from school for about 4 years before this occured.
>>714138228
Don't push something that isn't there though. This kind of thing can leave deep scars on people that aren't truly sure of what it is they want. If you love him, tread carefully here, else you may ruin the person you once cared for.
>>714121883
funny, if I heard a chick say she didn't like cut dick I would be like "OK I'm out of the running then" why are intact guys so insecure?
>>714138406
ASK if he's into it. Don't assume anything. Communication is key with this kind of thing.
>>714138228
....seems really mixed up about it. like he'll bring it up and ask and then seem hurt and change topic, so i try not to bring it up unless he does.
>>714138406
i dont want him to end up on anti-depressants or suicidal or anything. i dont think he even knows what he wants. i still care for him fuck now im sad..
>>714138213
offer to give foot massages. that's relatively non-creepy. gl
>>714138348
And how did this all come up?
>>714116747
Teenage Prescription Drug Addict. Can't live without my 120 mg of adderall, 45 focal and 108 concerta xr, and 4mg of klonopin.
>>714138553
Seems like a strange situation all around. But he went into it with eyes wide open.
>>714124987
>pretty sure I'm in love
you're not, dickhead
>>714138755
explain to me how the adderall came around
>>714138553
You need to be blunt with him. Whether or not he likes being taken advantage of, what you're doing is stringing him along. If you really gave a shit about him you would have not allowed him to join you in the first place.
>>714137922
Crazy stuff man so there wasn't even a missing person report?
>>714138755
ew klonopin. that shit took me forever to quit.
when you're ready to finally get off the klon kloud, google a klonopin milk taper, it makes it way fucking easier, but still the hardest thing you've ever done.
>>714128038
That's honestly really sad.
>>714138755
Adderall and concerta? And what the hell is 45 focal? 4mg clonazepam is a lot too, are all these drugs prescribed to you?
>>714138852
It's everywhere in my house. Im on it, my parents are, sis is, Brother is. Abusing it properly since age 11. Haven't told a soul. Parents keep it in a safe, I know the code easily. Cant stop.
>>714138622
We were discussing movies. Specifically we were talking Commando and Silence of the Lambs. Earlier in the day we went to see the Dawn of the Dead back in 04, and I guess zombies lead to talking about man-hunting and cannibalism. Then we kind of just went with it. We saw it when it first came out which I believe was March? This all went down in October, so we had some months to keep talking about it and planning. I think it was something that happened out of sheer opportunity. We happened to be in a secluded location and happened to find a person who we believed wouldn't be missed. It all just happened.
>>714138884
okay you're right... i kinda owe him clear boundaries. i'll give him rules. or a contract if he wants to keep staying here.
>>714128869
what was it like?
>>714139026
45 focalin
>>714138553
Sometimes it's a good thing to be sad. Makes us consider what we're doing and why.
If he acts hurt at you bringing it up it's because the idea that you want to do this to him WILL hurt him. Don't pursue this kind of relationship. Only a sadist would if what you say is true. Kick him out of the apartment. Seriously. It'd be best for the both of you to not sped time together for at least a few months.
>>714138553
Were you two into kinky stuff when you were together? If you knew it was what he wanted would you make it more sexual now? Things like locking him in chastity and making him go down on you without anything in return.
>>714138911
No, again, I've heard it's an issue with people just deciding to leave their homes or reservations and just try to make it to other cities. Drugs, drinking other problems. People go missing and a lot aren't found. I never heard anything about it. Again, we weren't from that area and we have been back and never heard anything about any missing people.
>>714138949
Klonopin is nuts.
>>714139087
Or discuss what he actually wants and give it to him
>>714139061
so who has the ADD/ADHD shitshow going on
>>714139452
he can just not sign it...
>>714138884
THIS. A million times this.
>>714139087
Clear boundaries? Yes. Rules of your deciding? No. That'd just be adding to self-indulgent me-party that's been holding an innocent down.
Leave. Him. Alone. Cut him off. He might be upset at first but in the end, if you two are genuinely meant to be as close as you say you'd like to be then months-years later you will meet again and you will be those people. But for now, you have to let the boy that you have personally hurt and strung along go be himself and not an offshoot of your wants from him.
Seriously. Let. Him. Go.
>>714116747
>Teenage Prescription Drug Addict. Can't live without my 120 mg of adderall, 45 focalin and 108 concerta xr, and 4mg of klonopin. (ALL OF WHICH I AM PRESCRIBED/FAMILY IS) If I don't take my adderall and the speedy stuff, I can't stay awake, laugh at everything. Constant Anxiety. Paranoia is killing me. Want a normal life, want a redo, gotta get through it.
>>714139510
Me.
I haven't told my girlfriend, parents, or most of my friends that I'm bretty gay and like traps and I'm even talking to some dudes now while in a relationship
I'm way too scared to break up with gf and might wait til she gets bored of me or something, most people do that to me tbh
>>714139087
Do whatever you want how else will people learn. Soon he will have enough and probably murder you and wear your face but it's all in good fun.
Think my gf has fucked blacks before, has told me I'm not the biggest she's been with. So how soon should I leave her?
>>714139087
Fuck all these white knights. If it's what he wants and what you want, that's all that matters. Drop your kik if you want me to tell you how to approach it with him.
>>714139516
Not fair logic. If he's a people pleaser which he definitely seems to be he will sign it regardless of what he actually wants.
Kick him out. If all you've said is true, no other act would be more merciful, redeeming or driven by honest love than forcing him to find his own way.
>>714139800
kek'd hard
>>714140055
>honest love
Damn dude what size fedora do you wear?
>>714139274
well dam thats a good thing then. i got fam that goes to uni out west what one did you go too?
>>714139762
Doing to others what people that have hurt you have done to you is shitty.
It's hard to be gay rn but trust that you'll never be happy with yourself until you're honest about yourself. Break up with her at the least. Come out when it's the right time, but don't let that time slip away for fear of rejection. You have one chance to be happy. Don't blow it, friend. Unless blowing it what makes you happy lol
i raped 3 people
my sister-i forced her to give me a blowjob when i was 16 and she was 11. i blasted my load all over her face
my old friend-he was openly gay and we were performing oral on eachother, i held him down by the throat and raped his asshole and came in him
my current gf-the first time we had sex i held her down and came in her pussy as she was screaming for me to stop
>>714140374
I would prefer not to say.
>>714139648
Jesus Christ! How old are you man? That shit will fuck you up for life. Stop now. We need other people to help you out.
>>714140257
Ridicule a genuine gesture all you like. There is such a thing as honest love and some people are less afraid of the vulnerability that comes with seeking and sharing it than others. Never worn a fedora in my life, but that doesn't matter.
There is no loving another without first loving yourself. Living outside of that is inviting all kinds of pain and hate into your life. But, you know, that's just like my opinion, maaaan.
>>714122315
Dont give up. But relationships arent about sex. Sex is about getting her off too. Just do it vanilla for awhile till you get bored, then grab yourself a femdom hoe
>>714139866
Yesterday would have been ideal
>>714140716
Im 15 almost 16. I've lost all touch with reality.
>>714122315
>virgin
>wants to be sissified
>and tied up and rub feet on your face
omg youre my type. go on fetlife.
>>714140711
Right sorry, got an older sis that went to Uvic and just thought it would be crazy if she was one of the girls haha
>>714140635
>held her down and came in her pussy
Doesn't really count. If you're already penis in vaginaing then consent has been given
>>714122894
Antidepressants. I was like you until a month ago. Depresses thoughts stopped. They fucking stopped dude. Imagine the relief you would feel. I'm a happy mother fucker right now.
Since I wasn't shitting on myself I got fucking self esteem and treated myself like an adult and other followed shortly after and if they didn't like it who cares cause why should i care
>>714141010
I can guarantee you it isn't your sister. Neither of them had brothers.
>>714140635
Any greentexts?
>>714141054
i did not have consent, hence the whole rape part
>>714140781
There is no such thing as love dude everyone is out for themselves. If you keep living in this fantasy you will eventually end up like Mr cuckerino yourself.
I killed my own father
>>714124987
Go for it. Life is short. She's a pretty girl. You're a young guy. It's time to stop being on the bench and go live and figure yourself out, man. By destroying that pussy.
>>714131987
That sucks. You were doing the right thing
>>714116747
Guess this is as good a place as any to bitch/vent/confess
Vetfag. As stupid as it sounds I miss being on deployment. Yeah it sucked in some was but I legitimately miss being downrange. I hate having some bullshit job and going to school. I don't really miss the military in general. I just cant help but feel that 06, 08 and 10 were the best times I've had.
I literally felt like a man over there. Here it all just seems pointless and stupid.
>>714141274
You're wrong, troll.
Anything is possible, even good shit.
Go live some life anon.
>>714141274
Wrong. I've been around for 60+ years and have found love even at my absolute lowest points. That you fear true intimacy is something you should try talking to a therapist about. This may sound like an insult, but I assure you I'm being 100% serious.
No matter how dark or a deep a hole you've fallen into there's always someone with a rope long enough and an intent true enough to help you out. Just gotta give love to get it. Just like how giving hate gets you hate in return.
Good luck learning this lesson.
>>714141103
Oh well thats good my sister is kind of fucked anyways. I would totally blackmail her into buying me shit if it was her haha. but man your a boss though, a lot of people would have bitched out and fucked things up for the rest of the group.
>>714141142
>be 16, at uncles
>late at night, catch little sister awake
>she is half asleep
>i am jacking off next to her, grab her hand, start jacking me off
>she wakes up
>starts whining for me to stop
>i remind her i can tell mom and dad i found weed in her room
>tell her to open wide
>she grunts
>i grab her head and jam it in
>oh god hope she doesnt bitew
>bitch doesn't
>nutted all over her face
>sister blew me for a good 6 years until she married and moved away
>be 19
>friend be 15
>friend is openly gay, we suck each other off regularly
>i am sucking his cock
>i spit on my hand, lube up my dick
>i shove my cock in his ass
>he starts crying
>i start choking him
>he fucking likes it
>in like 10 seconds i blast my load im his ass
>he always tries to avoid me today
>be 22, with current gf
>be just chilln watching a movie, makin out
>i get her pants off
>please no she says
>she gets away from me
>she grabs a kitchen knife
>i chase after her, trying to get the knife
>she slit my right arm a bit
>i get the knife from her, pull her away from it
>i hold my hand over her mouth, hold her up against the wall
>i slip right in, her pussy was wet
>fuck her until i cant take it anymore and bust
>slut likes it
i haven´t watching porn for almost two weeks
and i feel worried because i don´t have that sexual thing, like feel asexual
My parents live super far away so I kinda live life on my own and ever since I moved out I've lived as a chick even taking hormones and such. They still don't know and it's been 3 years.
>>714141790
The worst part of it all was how little I felt about it while doing it and how little it affects me years later.
Yeah, there is always a fear that one of us would tell the wrong people, but I mean it's been so long now, it's in the past. I mean, we're anonymous here so I feel fine saying it, but I would never tell this to someone in person.
>>714142232
I feel that
Haven't jerked off in a long time then all of a sudden I feel the strongest boners an binge the shit out of it until i run dry and then some more, my room had the special smell afterwards
>>714139648
Stop now m8. Im gonna break out of my internet edgy bull for a second because ive gone through almost the same thing. Slowly lower the doses until you are down to nothing. Take vitamins. L Tyrosine will get dopamine running as you will have none. Exercise. Life will start to shine again kid. Always a light at the end of the tunnel. Best of luck mate. Take everyday one step at a time.
>>714142326
Do you want them to know? I mean, if they reacted positively would you prefer they knew?
I have a really big crush on my best friend. We've been best friends for 4 years but she's always been in relationships when I was single. We're both single now and I really want to tell her how I feel but I don't want to make things super awkward if she doesn't feel the same way. What do I do /b?
>>714142719
stop being friends with girls you want to fuck you dumbass piece of shit
>>714116747
when i was 10 i was raped in a bathroom stall at a truckstop
i gave a 50-something year old trucker head, and then he fucked me in the ass with my head in a urinal, then pissed on me after cumming in my ass
needless to say it has kinda fucked me up
>>714142342
Ya man sorry for asking questions and shit I am just really interested in the whole thing. You should be good to talk about it on here it happened so long ago I doubt anyone really cares. And man sometimes its good to talk about it too just to get it off your chest if you ever need to talk your b/ros got you.
>>714142719
Give her the ol' Bill Cosby.
I just dug up some pics of an ex of five or six years. She got chunky, got a cluster of star tattoos on the side of her head, got those retarded silicone or whatever swollen lips, married a wetback and ghettoed her eyebrows to look more like a beaner. Fucking priceless.
>>714142684
They definitely wouldn't react positively. They're heavily christian conservafags.
>>714128869
How did that happen? Was one of your friends just like "yo my buddy committed a murder anybody hungry?"
>>714142865
did he have a stray cowboy hat, one of those service man looking short sleeve shirts with the sleeves rolled up anyway, and a really hairy chest with some sort of necklace tangled up in his chest hair?
>>714137295
You're a fucking cunt.
>>714142342
Are you sure they haven't told anyone else?
I'm fucking my sister. She sends me pics to fap to. I love her body so fucking much. No one knows. I feel guilty about it but the sex is amazing.
>>714144110
if she likes it you shouldn't feel guilty
>>714143912
If you follow the replies in the thread. I've explained the story.
>>714144030
Last time we got together which was about 2 years ago we discussed it and if anyone told anyone. The one girl who fucked me said she told it on some website as a short horror story. The other two said they didn't and I believe them, but who knows?
>>714144246
do you have any mental illness or something? I can't comprehend how someone can do that shit
Came in my mother in laws dirty panties.
>>714144246
Remember the site?
>>714144227
Were both cheating on our spouses.
>>714140635
I have never raped someone awake, always wait till they are to drunk or fucked up to remember and go in while they sleep. Ever tried that?
>>714117920
When in her life do you think she started fucking?
>>714144425
fuck off everyone here is fucked
>>714144471
No, sorry. I don't even think I asked the name of it at the time.
>>714144425
No. Compared to what I've seen on here over the years, I don't even find it that surprising. You have necrophiliac pedofiles on this site and you think I'm sick?
>>714142719
go out for drinks, buy her lots, go back to her place do some more shots. when she passes out take your time sampling her goods.
>>714119013
>Been posting since boxy days.
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