What is the GAYEST thing you've ever done?
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What is the GAYEST thing you've ever done?
>>714041284
I once ate a Popsicle.
>>714041284
I currently have my dick locked up.
>>714041424
pics?
>>714041284
open this thread
>>714041284
Once I was OP
>>714041524
le fun-e
>>714041468
I do not have permission and master is asleep.
>>714041284
Kissed several other guys over the course of one night.
Jerked off in the same room as two of my friends to lesbian porn and compared dicks.
>>714041284
I once went to /pol/
My friend asked me once, "What's the furthest you ever been with your dad?" I told him that he use to make me blow him and cum on my face when mom was out working late. I asked about him, he said his dad took him to Disney Land once. I was 16 and haven't spoke to him since.
>>714041560
Shut up faggot
>>714041947
>/thread
replied to this thread
>>714041284
masturbated w/dildo
>>714042144
what is your technique? When I do it it's so much damn work to fuck myself when it's stuck on the wall or in the chair. I get off easier if I just hold it in my hand and fuck myself with it and fap with my remaining hand.
>>714041284
Got fucked by a cop
i had sex with a ftm that wasnt very convincing
Going on /gif as a whole really.
I'm a man, and I married a man.
>>714043436
>>714042848
>>714043244
>green text?
>>714041284
i was sexually active with my buddies from i was 10 til i was about 16 years old.
>>714044047
Why'd you stop?
>>714043941
>met him online
>lived like two towns over
>went over there for the weekend
>way too feminine to be attractive as a man
>masculinity seems forced and awful
>appearance was mostly woman like
>was like having sex with something that wasnt human
>feel nothing but gross regret
>he liked jojo's bizzare adventure
>>714044165
dunno, after i started my friends went to other schools. Also i found out that doing 69 with a friend of the same sex was gay, and i didnt want that stamp at junior high
Fucked in the ass a few times by childhood friend, gotten and given same friend head. Not into all that anymore
>>714044427
w-william?
Got addicted to heroin.
>>714044572
tell your tale
>>714044572
have you seen Trainspotting? if yes what do you think
had perpetual sex with my twin brother at 9 and did so for 8 more years
kissed and did frottage, if it turns on anyone i can write it down in greentext form
>>714041284
Last night i face fucked my friend i just found out was bi
Sucked some dick when I was like 12.
Then tried to fuck him in his ass. My dick wouldn't go in right so we gave up.
Most recently almost got some head from some random guy, but it didn't work out, so we just did some kik stuff.
Thinking about trying some more gay stuff. Want to find out if I'm into it or not.
I once came dangerously close to kissing my friend watching a romantic movie while high off my ass
>>714044746
was it good?
>>714041284
Drunk, woke up to this dude blowing me. Rather than getting him to piss off, I grabbed his head to pull him down on my cock.
>>714044746
green text the experience por favor
>>714044670
I think it romanticized heroin addiction. Dope sickness is way worse than portrayed, the protagonist barely did any bad shit to fuel his habit. They pretty much summed up the first year of addiction in the movie.
>>714044839
It was fucking glorious
>>714044642
It's a long one unless you're really interested. I'm not gonna green text it if you want to hear it.
>>714044816
>My dick wouldn't go in right
>>714044939
Damn it ok it'll be a minute
clicked on this thread
>>714045071
>>714045071
always interested in drug addicts and how it happened
being a person who never plans to get addicted myself, it's an exotic mystery to me
gayest thing I've done was trick some kid and his girlfriend into sucking my dick. I was like 14 and this was 2004 so I'm sure you guys remember when the full mask hats were popular in the winter.
I told them that I'd give them both 50 bucks if they both sucked my dick at the same time during recess behind our school. I wasn't gay I just really wanted to know what head felt like. Plus this girl was really hot and I knew she had a bf so this was the only way.but it worked. After they both blew me and I told the girl to swallow my cum I ran back into the playground and asked the teacher if I could go back inside to use the bathroom. Took off mask changed into my gym clothes and they never knew whose dick they sucked. But I know... still can't believe I let a guy suck my dick.
>>714041284
theres something fucking hilarious about this picture i cant stop laughing
>>714045213
what was in it for the guy? Did he just want to? or what do you mean you "tricked him"?
>>714045096
Trying not to sound like a hyperbole, but my dick was too big.
Also it may be the not enough lube. He suck it before hand, and I spit on it, but it may not have been enough. We were 12, didn't exactly know what we were doing.
Also, it's a little hazy, I think I repressed this then remembered it some years ago when I started not caring about my sexuality.
>>714045464
>>714045457
He wanted $50, Idk. When I was talking to them about it I offered $30 for both of them and he said no, then I said $50 and he said show me, and I did and he said ok then they were both okay with it.
>>714044939
Be me last night
>found out friend was bi night before ive known him for like 3 weeks hung out a few times
>tells me he wants to hang out alone (always had mutual friends over with us)
>came over yesterday to hang out and sleep at my house
>we play some black ops 3 zombies
>he starts rubbing my legs between rounds
>Made it to like round ten and die
>he leans over to kiss me (tfw never kissed a guy b4)
>i kiss him back and the rubbing intesifies
>i start to get hard and say maybe we should play another game
Continued
>>714042848
Jesus there is no need to be a pig about it.
>>714045203
Ok. Summer of 2011, had just gotten a nice place with my then girlfriend of about a year and a half, was making pretty good money roofing for the good months and working with my dad in the cold months. I work hard but i was happy as fuck, getting by own family started while she went to college. Literally 3 weeks into living together, I was at work going to tie into the peak and tripped over some house nigger's(laborer) lanyard, Toledo down the roof and fell 12 feet onto a pallet of shingles. Back hurt like fuck, leg totally numb. Sciatic nerve damage. Get prescribed an absurd amount of opiate painkillers, dilaudid 4mg 2x a day for breakthrough pain. Fell in love with the pills. After a while, maybe 2 weeks i was snorting them.. After the first script, kept bitching about pain, even though it wasn't even that bad anymore, for more pills. Abused the shit out of them and ran out a week before i was supposed to, this was my first taste of withdrawal and i didn't even know it, i just thought i was sick and couldn't sleep. Honestly i was super naive to what i was actually doing. I had a lot of experience with weed, alcohol, coke, Molly, psychedelics.. Pretty much anything but opiates.
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>>714045291
the fact that it looks like this guy https://nz.linkedin.com/in/danilo-joseph-t-mercado-6b0b7876
>>714041284
When my gf broke up with me for a bit i went to a gay sex club and suckef two cocks at once and fuckef a guy in the ass and got my dick sucked.
No homo.
>>714041637
holy fuck kill yourself
>>714044675
>green text
>>714046136
>No homo.
>>714046026
Well i did get...porked.
>>714041284
crossdressed and lost my virginity to a 45 years old man with a 22cm long cock because he ordered me to
>>714045978
i'm hard
keep going
>>714041947
2edgy5me
I used to browse buzzfeed and shared the articles on facebook.
>>714046035
Anyway the day came where muy script was supposed to be out and i raced to the doctor.. He wrote me another script, gone in like a week and a half. SICK AS FUCK. Called up a friend who i knew did pills, dilaudid 8s. This goes on until script was supposed to run out again, shit was already expensive but fuck it "my back hurts" ..i was SICK when i went for the check up, doctor basically suspects me of abusing my meds and politely tells me to fuck off. Call up said friend, only he can't get dilaudid, but he can get these things called opana 40s, and the first one is only 20 bucks. FUCK man 20 bucks? This won't do shit for me. Snorted half of it, 10 mins later I'm hugging the toilet. Holy fuck this is it.. Only thing is they kept getting more expensive by the day and in a couple weeks i was paying 1.50/mg for opana. Ok so I'm gonna quit, make it about 2 days and hit dude up again, can't get pills but i need to get sorted out asap because it's Sunday night and i have to work tomorrow.. Dude brings over this funny little paper envelope made out of a Powerball ticket with some grey pebbles in it.. Crushes up about half the paper, i snort it, 10 mins later I'm high as all fuck
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>>714041284
Got fucked in the ass by my next door neighbor
Ive engaged in anal sex with probably 20 men
>>714045978
>Play another game hes still rubbing my legs between rounds
>died again he kisses me more and i start rubbing his flat stomach
>my cocks hard now and he can see it cause my jeans are kind of tight
>starts rubbing my cock through my jeans feels good man
>he pulls my pants off and starts jerking me off
>i return the favor.jpg
>i start making out with him while were jerking eachother off
>we take off everything besides our socks
>im diamonds hard now.jpg
>i go down to suck his dick
>its pretty big.wow
>>714041284
i fingered my butthole
>>714046676
keep going
>>714047052
I mean... who hasnt?
Me and a friend sucked each other's dicks when we were about 7.
It tasted fucking terrible. Never been tempted since
>>714047010
keep going
also you're bi too right?
>>714046676
How much was that whole paper? 10 bucks? Holy fuck I'm gonna save so much money! So i buy Idk maybe 20 right then. Tolerance goes up fast. Can't get the funny papers anymore, get hooked up with this shit they call dog food.. Tar whipped with lactose. 30/gram, .2-.3 gets me high. Snorted that until i was down to maybe .2 and hit another guy i knew that shot up to help me out because i had no idea how to do it and i had to go to work.. As soon as it hit me i knew. Fell in love all over again. Skip forward two years, roofing season is over and i can't work for my dad because i can't quit long enough to pass a drug test, girlfriend miscarried, we split up. I went insane. Fat forward 3 months me and a friend are now boosting from stores to pay for dope and our motel room. He gets caught, book and release and right back to it. This continues for a few months. Tell my parents about my problem summer 14, move back with them to get my shit together. Week detox, breaks mom's heart but she sticks by me.
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>>714044237
Shit.
I was grossed out until you said he liked Jojo, now I'm curious.
>>714045464
Just use lube, that's what I did with my girlfriend when it was her first time doing anal
>>714047248
write a book and make millions
focus on the details and the emotional turmoil of the pain, heartbreak, etc.
transform your shit into gold bro
>>714047350
im not sure why but somehow it makes me more embarrassed about it
>>714047477
then spend all the profits on more junk.
I was playing around with a friend and we joke a lot about being gay (even tho we're two great pussy eaters) and i dunno why but for the fun i pulled my pants down like to show my anus in a submissive way
I didnt think my underwear would come too
And he saw my balls
>>714047667
while writing the sequel about how things won't get better
>>714047248
Anyway after i detox i go out with some old friends and drink one night, come home and parents want me to go to rehab. 10 days and now I'm addicted to suboxone, detox off that ask over again. Parents lock me down to the farm property for a month, then I'm allowed to get a job. First paycheck was like a grand, i worked for Campbell's and was making bank.. First check i go buy a new cell phone from, you guessed it, my old dope dealer. But a few perk 30s off him, i think 7 of them, and i was on my way back to his house at 3am after i get off work to buy some China and a needle. Right back at it. Lose my job after a month for being late and pointing out, secret detox, want too bad. About two weeks clean, get a new job. End up moving out again right around new year's 2015. Clean for a couple months, roommate is same dude i was using with asst the motel. He's still using but his mom rents me a room for cheap so fuck it. End up doing a shot after work, right back at it. Quit that job after a couple months. Strung the fuck out again. How?
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1/whatever
>Be me, 13 with a friend who's only 3 months younger than me
>He showed me porn and we jacked off together
>I camp at his house for the weekend
>visit is normal, were in the middle of a game and I get a bit horny
>I said "I wanna go fap" and he wanted to join in
>We go downstairs and go in his room
>he puts on porn and we start jacking off
>he says he wants to give me a handjob
>I say sure it probably feels good
>He starts moving his hand and it feel alright
>he moves his hand a little bit faster
>he starts using his mouth
>I tell him it feels amazing
>after like 40 seconds I cum
>and I came A LOT.
>theres some on shirt and coming out of his mouth
>he said it tastes good and he said its his turn
>I start doing the same and I put his dick in my mouth immediately
>I lick it all over and circle around the tip of his head with my tongue
>he came much faster than me but not as much
>It tasted a bit dull but I swallowed cause I was horny
>>714047822
xDDDDDD
Dude i watched porn with my friend but we never saw each other's d xD
>>714047010
>after about ten minutes of sucking and licking he pulls me up and were like violently making out
>he props himself against the backboard of my bed
>tells me to get on top of him
>at this point im about to tell him i dont do butt stuff
>he pulls me towards him and pops my cock in his mouth
>feels great man.jpg
>i can tell hes having a hard time sucking me off from the angle he was at
>decide to help him out by grabbing the back of his head
>start to thrust my cock into his mouth
>tfw never face fucked anyone before
>after a few minutes im super shaky and i cum in his mouth
>he swallows it like a good boy
>i make out with him some more thrn back to bussiness
>sucking and licking his cock again
>tells me hes about to come so i take him out my mouth and start licking
>he cums all over his tummy
>looking for something to clean up i grab a shirt
>he says no anon thats my shirt!
>im laughing and find some paper towels to wipe him down with
>made out some more and cuddled for the rest of the night
I had a fun night ;)
>>714047243
Yeah im bi i came out to him and some friends when he told me
Heres a couple....
>friends and I about 12 had sleepover in tent in backyard. Got real cold, put sleeping bags together to stay warm. Spoon because cold. My dick goes diamonds slips into crack, he grinds my dick till I blow a load all over my pants. We sleep. Never talk about it again
>years later, nother friend and I really drunk. Watching late night phonesex ads, start jerking it together, blow loads all over eachother while staring at eachother.
>probably a year later. Same friend and his girlfriend and I get all drunk. They make out and get all touchy, she starts fondling him and just pulls his dick out and start sucking it. i start jacking it. Somehow it ends up with me fucking him in the ass while she sucks his dick. i cum in his ass, she swallows his load.
> years later Im married to my wife. Still wish I had a guy friend to fool around with. Total closet Bi.
>>714041284
I keep replying to ads to try and suck cock, no luck yet.
>>714047822
2/whatever
>We get all horny again and we decide to fuck each other
>I go first and he bent over, I pulled down his pants and rubbed my cock against his underwear
>(I'm into assjobs)
>I'm ready, I pull down his underwear and put my tip against his asshole
>before I enter I rub my dick a little to get the precum all over it so its lubed
>I put it in, he said it hurts but it feels good
>I said it feels good to, I start slow but I keep on going
>I kept on going and his ass felt so tight
>He wanted me to go ass rough as I could
>So I go balls deep and start going faster
>>714048009
>after a few minutes im super shaky and i cum in his mouth
>he swallows it like a good boy
>i make out with him some more thrn back to bussiness
>sucking and licking his cock again
See this is where I get confused. Wouldn't you immediately get disgusted by the situation as soon you came? I always do, just for masturbating to shit like this
>>714048009
lucky son of a bitch
>>714048237
dude fucking same lmao
>>714048237
what's there to be disgusted about?
>>714047800
We end up committing all kind of serious crimes together.. Robbing junk yards and selling the shit to other yards to pay for dope, burglaries, breaking into cars, all kinds of shit. Fast forward to summer 15, I'm in a twisted up drug fog where i justified robbing my parents because i thought they didn't love me blah blah blah.. So one day when they were asst work we went to their property and stole a ton of shit.. Scrap, electronics, money, 3 guns. Sold everything for dope. That night mom comes to my house and confronts me, deny deny deny. Cops come and search the house but i already unloaded everything so of course they find nothing.. Roommate used his id to scrap shit and i sold some stuff to pawn shops so they have evidence on both of us.. Sheriff comes to my house to pick me up literally just to talk about it.. I confess hopping he'll throw me in jail.. Nope he cuts me loose. Roommate gets arrested for some breaking and enterings he did on his own and i go to the hospital so they'll send me back to the same rehab i was in a year before. 10 days later i hop the bus to the dope man's house.
Conclusion in next post...
>>714048309
Gays
>>714048237
Why would i be grossed out!? Im bisexual and i like guys more than girls so i dont think i understand?
i once stuck a qtip half way up my asshole. as you can see, im already super hardcore gay
>>714048367
nothing disgusting about it
>>714048237
>I always do, just for masturbating to shit like this
can't agree more
>>714048434
he's just insecure about his own attractions
>>714048450
Super hardcore m8
8/8
I jacked off to gay porn fantasizing to be the bottom.
>>714048146
>after like 20 seconds I cum, it felt amazing
>I didn't cum as much but still came
>he said it felt good and I got all ready
>I bent over and let him do whatever
>He takes of my pants and underwear together
>I felt his tip rubbing on my ass for like 20 seconds
>he spit on my asshole and his didk and puts it in immediately
>once he goes in it feels fucking amazing good whatever
>He goes all out, rough, fast and a long time
>this goes on for like 1 minute 30, and I was loving every second
>he cums deep and and stays in for a bit
>we get all cleaned up and me and him slept together and humped eachother all night.
.
.
He also had sex with his twin sister at like 10, plus I fucked her when I was 13.
>>714048577
I literally just came to that conclusion after reading the other comments too
>>714048351
>>714047800
>>714047248
>>714046676
>>714046035
The only story worth in reading in a fuck long time and its in a gay thread
>>714048640
wouldn't mind more greentext about that
>>714048673
So?
>>714048351
Sell the dope man the 12 suboxone the rehab center sent me with for a gram of dope, shoot it all intending to kill myself. Overdose. Narcan. Wake up in the hospital. Stay overnight, cut loose again. Check into psyche ward, leave after two days and check into my local salvation army rehab. Stayed for 8 months, ask the while dealing with court on 5 felonies for the shit asst my parents property. graduated the program with a job driving a truck for them. Got a house with my now best friend that i went through the program with. At sentencing i end up getting the deal of the century to bee somewhat puff an example of the hope that can come from making it out of addiction, time served with 4 years over my head and 5 years adult parole. 5008 dollars restitution. Now my home county has a treatment in lieu program because puff my case. I now work for another roofing company making really good money, and I'm closer with my family Now than i have ever been, in fact i was asst their house today so my pops could help me with the ecm on my car.
I was born 08/11/1990
10/12/15 was the day my life started.
Thank you to whoever for listening.
This is now an as a junkie in recovery anything thread.
>>714047719
NYT bestseller. Autoeroticasphixiate yourself while jacking off an underage trap in a motel room.
>>714048673
Tldr
I fapped to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhERKrh2W8
>>714042033
this made me kek.
Also greentext
>>714049000
nice trips to end on m8
best of luck to you
get better.
>>714049031
he's cute but his teeth are a lil janky
>>714049000
Bravo
I jerk off to gay porn and eat my cum
>>714049179
*stay better i should say
>>714049000
Glad to hear man. Fellow addict here have to take pain pills everyday for back problems try not to abuse them though use heroin every once in a while but no where near as much as I used to and only smoke it . Keep it up man
>>714041284
>be 12
> visiting cousins for the summer
> meet friend age 13
> very handsy
> we start a game where you try to sneak up on the other and hold them down as long as possible and surprise them by humping into them
>he was slightly bigger and always had more time on me
> looking back i realize he was just getting off on the idea
> one day we come back from watching a movie
> i was horny and i guess he was too
> i decided to stay the night at his place, wearing very thin cotton shorts as it was hot as fuck out he was dressed in some pajama bottoms
> i sneak up on him in his room
> grab him as he half turns in surprise, wrap my armsa round and tackled him to the ground
> position ended up with my dick into his hip and one of my legs between his thighs
> proceed to surprise hump him
> realize hes not struggling to much at all
> look at him and realize he is staring at the wall biting his lower lip
> suddenly realize a very spot is against my leg, he is as hard as s rock and ive been pushing into it with my leg will humping him,
>i guess i liked the idea and was horny enough it turned me on, chub up as well as i continue humping, two thin pieces of fabric between us
> he feels my boner and looks at me
>awkward moment of silence then for some reason we break out in giggles
> im humping him pushing into his thigh with all that im worth
> he suddenly shifts position and pulls me on top of him between his legs, were actually dry humping each other now. pushing our dicks together as hard as possible
> i dont remember which one of us did it but one of us pulled both our pants/shorts down
> rubbing dicks together, panting like crazy on the floor of his room, we kid of took turns being the one on top, one would roll the other over for a minute or two then vice versa
> i remember the carpet being itchy on my butt, odd thing to remember but there you go
>i finished first, and he spend the next ten seconds on top rubbing into me before cumming on me.
continued
>>714041895
>>714041682
Nigger
>>714049179
Sorry for all the typos, I'm on mobile and i used Swype to make this quicker for whoever wanted to listen. Btw my co defendant has a federal warrant for his arrest here in Ohio for skipping bond or court or something, he left the state and i know where he's at but I'm just gonna leave it alone. He'll get his one way or another. My life's good today. Also although i wish it were under different circumstances i don't regret anything because the only thing I've really ever been missing in my life is the silver lining of my story. My parents are proud of me.
Fuck, /b/, i love you guys.
>>714049619
I understand if you need them to get through pain, just don't let them control you like i did. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
Made out with a guy after her blew me. This was last week too
Once a big black gay dude sucked me off when I was super drunk
That was the only time I had ever had any sexual contact with another person.
At my birthday I had 6 ppl over and one of them sucked the others dick when I was sleeping, the only way I knew was when the other 4 guys started yelling ewww what the fuck and woke me up, saw him doing it and went back to sleep.
>>714049648
> youd think we were done but i guess i opened a floodgate between us or something
> i count it all as one experience but after this we got up and cleaned up
> sat kind of awkwardly together for a while playing ps2
> the lightes were out and we were sitting in a darkened room on the bed next to each other
> guess he was ready for round two because i dont remember him even leaning in, just this sudden pushing at my mouth as he started kissing me
> didnt even stop at the time to think it wa gay just let him push me back on the bed,
> proceed to dry hump again while kissing
> both inexperienced, he kept trying to suck on my neck but it made me giggle to loudly
> next came touching each other
> he rolled off me and grabbed his flashlight so he could shine it on me and see what i looked like naked, then let me see him
> we proceeded to lay next to each other and touch all over each others bodies
> ended with us jerking each other off
> i prefered the humping to be honest
> after we came from that we rested for a while
> i actually went to sleep, naked on the bed right next to him
> woke me up by playing with me and tickling my chest.
> he presuaded me to try and suck him off after he sucked me off for a while
> but neither of us were good at it yet so after that the actively just kind of petered off until we got dressed and he went back to playing final fantasy 9 and i fell asleep watching him
awkward days afterward, we stopped playing the humping game for the most part, twice more during my visit did we get horny enough to hump each other for sexual pleasure, once we did it in the bushes next to my cousins swingset and under their window, and the other was in his room again
Prob fall for all the sentimental crap that men pull off when they feel their manhood is in jeopardy
>>714041284
Been a Wrestling fan when I was young, Undertaker was my hero. That was gayer than when I kept cheating on my girlfriend with her brother.
I don't think any fo these stories posted here is believable... i think everyone is just trolling
>>714050421
Kek are you me replace undertaker with kane and younger brother with ex-boyfriend
>>714050609
Welcome to /b/ newfag
I had sex with a guy
>>714045924
photos or it never happened.
>>714048009
Im so jelly
This.
I'm white.
>>714051235
Nigger lover
>>714050650
Ooh, I like that. Even more scandalous
>>714050650
Wonder twin powers... ACTIVATE! Form of Ice Dildo!
>be18
>be last last night
>decide to hook up with this older guy I used to fuck a few months ago(haven't been with anyone since then)
>we are making out and humping and he fucks me for a while
>some random guy walks in and he asks me if I don't mind
>i say no
>he gets undressed and sucks my cock for like 20 minutes while I suck cock and smoke weed
>he then fucks me for like 5 or 10 minutes(kinda rough, didn't really like it)
>he leaves and I fuck the other guy for another 4 or 5 hours
>came multiple times and fell asleep in his arms
am i gay /b/?
>>714051817
>decide to hook up with this older guy I used to fuck a few months ago(haven't been with anyone since then)
>we are making out and humping and he fucks me for a while
>some random guy walks in and he asks me if I don't mind
>i say no
You got fucked by two guys in the same night i hope you catch aids faggot
>>714051235
tell the story
molested a friend who passed out at my house
>>714049000
Congrats bro, I hope you continue to do well in your life man.
Your mother
>>714054192
makes no sense
bamp
>>714041284
i've got sucked off by my demi-brother, he was 12 i was 9
>>714041284
Posted itt, not worth it
i suck cocks on a daily pic is me
>>714041284
the gayest shit ive ever done
>be me
>meet your best friend at the park by the surname of schenk
>go to his house to play nintendo 64
>he whips his dick out and says how cute luigi is
>stare at him in the eyes
>reply to this post or you mother dies in her sleep tonight
Lol started with the dildo at 16. Then first time sexually was with a black man. I bottomed purely by nature. Sucked several men still love dildos. Well everything sexuakly has been uhh gay as fuck. But i wanna give girls a chance. But ummm sorta like feel im way past that with my faggotyness
>>714056877
>was with a black man
>black
>man
Pick one faggot
>>714041284
because im bisex. i got done so many faggot shit so what can i say the normal shit like
>Sex
>Relationship
>etc
Had a "contest" with a friend who dares to show his cock longer. Thats basically where it all started. It wasn't really ever homo for me, just lust. But I guess others would consider it pretty gay if I told you that I tried to let him fuck my ass a couple of times in the hopes I could do the same. I just wanted to cum and fuck a hole. I always made him roleplay one of three girls from our school, we even went to a fair once that already had a few little shops in the middle of the night, broke into one and stole lots of (girls) sexy underwear. I always made him wear it while he sucked me off. Oh man ,so many stories I can't even begin to tell. I always had a thing for public places so I had him suck me off in multiple public places, a playground, under the town halls main entrance stairs, an open horse barn, on top of a park deck..
>>714041284
I posted a banana in a YLYL thread.
>>714057213
still sometimes fantazise about it while jacking off. Hands down the best blowjob i've ever gotten where from a guy, to be honest thats not even surprising.
Also the only guy that let me cum in his mouth nearly every time. The most vivid memory is of him sucking me off and im about to cum so I ask him "Should I tell you when I cum?" And he just answered "don't care" so I just let him suck me off until I came in his mouth and he slurped it all up.
Memories..
I once got drunk and did something I really regret. Somehow, I managed to block it out and kept on living. Reading one of threads recently, the incident came back to me and its made me question myself. Idk why im even typing this its really fucking with my head
>>714057213
ur a fagget
>>714057329
The more I talk about it the more I remember. Once i made him strap me to the couch I was sleeping on while I was at his for a sleepover so he could start sucking me off while I was still asleep. Made him strap me to it so I wouldnt turn around while sleeping so he could instantly munch on my dick.
>>714041284
Browse to 4chan/b/
>>714057329
>Also the only guy
should be more like the only person because he's the only guy that ever sucked my Dick apart from my brother.
>>714056842
get cancer you
>>714045464
>my dick was way too big
pic?
Bought a dildo in person and use it
>>714057899
he's dead
eat shit
>>714041284
always been kind of feminine, raped by my dad as a child, needed an outlet for my repetition compulsions so i figured hell why not make some money
became prostitute
not about that life anymore to say the least
>>714057913
kek
>>714057952
>>714057989
kill yourself you degenerate
>>714057952
no fuck you god is not dead he exists and loves everyone and being gay is fine and there are some things that are not fine such as killing people but god even loves people who do things like that and no one goes to hell ever because even if you're a horrible person you die and go to purgatory and purge your sins and eventually ascend to heaven when you're free of them because no one in the whole world is rotten to the core and we're all good people deep on the inside and self compassion is always the answer
>>714058230
>>714058163
>>714058079
>>714057945
>>714057913
>>714057899
>>714057883
fuck all of you i hope you know god loves you but is very disappointed in you
>>714058312
this seems irrelevant to my post
>>714058367
>>714058460
the bible is false
all major religions are false because they all suppose there are people god hates or would have dead but in fact god loves everyone
>>714058560
FACT: God loves everyone and any religion that claims otherwise is objectively wrong
Dear faggots,
you are the reason we now have AIDS. You are also the sole reason for its spread.
God sent AIDS as punishment to purge the world of the gay plague
>>714058682
false, god loves everyone and any religion that claims otherwise is false including all major religions that exist because they all preach hate they never would have become major religions if they didn't
the REAL god demands no blood, ever, for anything. that means no war or crusade can be holy
>>714041284
I sucked my best friends dick
>>714058560
the only reason to hate gay people is because you are either a woman and want the men for yourselves or you're a gay man yourself and are mad about less man beeing single.
If you were straight male you should love gays, not only can they not take away a girl, he even takes another man with him. double profit.
So - I will let you chose, is god gay or a girl ?
>>714041284
i sucked my own dick.
>>714058863
neither, god is genderless and loves everyone and hates no one
>>714058863
I had sex with two friends, one fucked me in the ass an the other in my mouth
This thread is fucking bugchasing general
>>714044670
Such a bad movie
>>714044988
What about Requiem for a Dream? That makes you feel like shit
>>714059093
But im not gay ich Just love dicks
>>714048237
This used to happen to me when I watched straight porn. Maybe you just aren't gay.
>>714059013
This is no good reason to hate gays. Because consider the converse: even if there's a 70% chance any given carrier of AIDS is a gay person, what's the likelihood any given gay person is a carrier of AIDS? Answer: obviously much higher than the comparable figure for a straight person, but still VERY far below 50%. Therefore, if you meet a gay person there's no good reason to blame AIDS on him, and therefore once again no good reason to hate him.
>>714059248
>>714059342
Percentage of actually-believing-this men who are gay: probably like 99%
Percentage of gay men who actually believe this: probably like 1%
Same argument applies.
>>714059248
despite what tumblr-propaganda is telling you, there are thousands of very good reasons to hate faggots!
AIDS, pedophilia, drugs, your agend to spread these things and poison society, your badly hidden love for feces. The list goes on
>>714059508
same argument as in >>714059248 applies for all of the above
fingered my ass for someone, posted my boybutt all over /b/, but im straight.
>>714041284
> Clicked on this thread
>>714059432
There are literally millions of bareback forums on the net. All of them are all about bugchasing. Fact: Bugchasing is a HUGE thing in your community and you're okay with it.
I serviced my riding coach's boots for money
Few times a month I go on BoyRoulette with my smartphone and show my body to man jerking off. I show my ass, asshole and rest of my nude body. I workout so my body looks good and I kinda want to show it. I get off to guys cumming looking at my ass and body, and a lot of them came. I bassicly cum to them watching me naked and cumming. I am straight I like girls and always have been. I guess this makes me not so straight in some ways. What y'all think?
>>714059432
Around 45% have done it/would consider it.
I read an article. But I can find the source.
>>714059661
>Fact: Bugchasing is a HUGE thing in your community and you're okay with it.
Fact: No, it's not. There are many, many, many more LGBT people total than there are LGBT people into "bug chasing."
>>714059716
if you've watched this GIF for at least 2 cycles, you're not so straight in many ways.
hey everyone, looking to get my neghole pozzed up. Any gifters?
>>714059716
whats the website/app? google came up with nothing
>>714059726
Nah that's bullshit.
I once got blown by this 16 year old kid
>Kid posts saying his crush doesn't like him bc he's not gay
>Boo boo bee boo
>i message him saying he should suck my dick instead
>i was just trolling but he seemed interested so i asked for a pic
>he's a skinny feminine Hispanic kid
>I'm not gay but a blowjob is a blowjob yknow
>I arrange to pick him up from his job at McDonalds
>he's pretty nervous once i get there and he says we have to be quick bc his mom is gonna come pick him up
>i take him back to my place and tell him to sit on the edge of my bed
>i fuck his mouth, make him gag a few times
>grab his head, skullfuck
>i sit down and he jerks me off until i cum
>tell him to swallow it
>he puts my tip in his mouth as im cumming and swallows everything
>i take him back to mcdonalds and he says "message me!" And I'm like nah lol
That was his first time touching a dick
Kek
I'm not gay though
>>714059778
>>714059834
No it is true. There are many videos on pornhub.
Go on grindr and I guarnte a majority of them will be into big chasing.
Also go to squirt.org
There are places in your area you had no idea that were crusing areas. I know what public toilets to avoid.
>>714041895
>and compare
thats not gay
is my ass fat?
>>714059817
https://boysroulette.com this is the official version
https://chatroulettesites.com/boysroulette/ this is version that works on smartphones
>>714059948
Gayfag here, this is actualy true.
>>714041284
sometimes I fap with friends while watching porn
How do I get rid of the purple in my ass hole
>>714059948
>implying pornhub, grindr, squirt.org, and public toilets comprise the majority of the gay community
top kek
golly well I'm sure assumptions like that wouldn't bias your observations at all
>>714060210
fact: those statistics are false
>>714060205
They do you dumb fucking faggot. Looks at the pride parades. The fact that 20 percent of gay males have 500+ sexual partners.
Don't be a dumb in denial fag. I am a faggot and grindr, pornhub, crushing websites are the majority on how gays meet. How do you think non-fem guys meet?
>>714060205
actually it does, because you faggots are so hypersexualized.
Check ANY gay forum, you will always find bug chasers.
Bottom of the barrel dregs of society, I swear you should al be kiled off.
>>714060137
If you're gay and you think this is actually true about the community in general, then you're in the wrong community.
>>714060261
Fact: Saying "No" or "This is false" is not a valid reply
rubbing dicks together with a dog, fapped afterwards, watched trap porn and even some gay porn.
i still dont identify as gay or even bisexual, on a scale from 1-10 where 1 is 100% straight, 5 is bisexual and 10 is 100% gay i would say im somewhere between 2 and 3.
A more simple way is to just say im a straight man with some weird ass fetishes.
>>714057805
>>714044675
Awaiting with bated breath for dat text
>>714041284
I touched my dick once.
>>714060341
>implying gay pride parades comprise the majority of gay people
>>714060356
>implying gay forums comprise the majority of gay people
>implying the majority of even the gay people on gay forums enjoy the kind of minority content you're describing
>>714060407
fact: anything that's true is a valid reply
fact: the things i have said are true
conclusion: the things i have said are valid replies
>>714049000
>I was born 08/11/1990
>10/12/15 was the day my life started.
Sick ending line and 000 trips!
>>714060430
That filename killed me
>>714060619
No they are not.
>>714060570
You're just trolling now.
>>714060202
Bump
>>714060619
You know he's retarded, right?
Arguing with him is just a waste of your time
>>714060698
okay lemme lay it out real clear for you
do you know where the majority of gay people spend their time?
not in parades
not in public bathrooms
not on gay websites where the majority of users are interested in getting AIDS
not even on gay websites where that's NOT the case
not commenting on porn
no, the majority of gay people spend their time:
>going to school
>working
>trying to get by
>eating and sleeping
>pursuing nonsexual hobbies and creative passions
>living actual lives and trying not to let their unusual feelings affect them much
>>714058230
You are sadly mistaken. People are inherently bad, and people will be in hell. Just because God is a loving God doesn't mean everyone is ok.
>>714061013
No you're wrong, people are inherently good, hell doesn't exist, and there are a lot of bad people who will suffer in purgatory for a long time, but then they'll go to heaven because at some point they'll have suffered enough not to be bad anymore
>>714060979
Wow you really are blinded. Every human beign does that. There is a thing called spare time. If these faggots didnt work they wouldnt be able to afford all these sextoys.
I bet you're one if those obnoxious lispy faggots who has an LGBT flag out the front of their house
>>714057952
Why be an atheist?
If gos exists = hell
If he doesn't = nothing
Christian
He exists = Heaven
He doesn't exist = nothing
>>714060979
this is exactly the kind of gay propaganda that's so destructive.
Every word is a lie.
>>714061128
>spare time
>>714060979
>eating and sleeping
>pursuing nonsexual hobbies and creative passions
There's such a thing as spare time and there are certain conventional ways to spend it. I've enumerated these ways above. The majority of gay people spend their spare time accordingly. A lesser majority than the majority of straight people who do the same, but a majority nonetheless.
>>714061285
No, it's all true.
>>714061097
Have you read the bible? I understand your argument about purgatory, but I personally don't believe that. If people were inherently good we wouldn't have prisons full of people. And governments would care more about the people than themselves.
>>714061317
What do you fucking mean. You cant just quote spare time and not say anything after it. You are the moat unberable person I have ever argued with.
>>714061405
Jews aren't humans. So they dont count
>>714061405
The bible isn't true. Any major religion that believes in hate or innate badness of people is inherently false and contrary to the will of God.
Everyone in prison is also inherently good. They're just so damaged or misguided that their inherent goodness is buried under a shell too dangerous for us to reasonably risk trying to dig it up.
>>714061446
What do you mean "not say anything after it?"
I refer you to:
>>714061317
>>eating and sleeping
>>pursuing nonsexual hobbies and creative passions
>>714041284
Suck a dudes dick in the bathroom of a skating rink at age 16.
>>714061446
(continued from >>714061623 ) I also refer you to:
>>714061317
>There's such a thing as spare time and there are certain conventional ways to spend it. I've enumerated these ways above. The majority of gay people spend their spare time accordingly. A lesser majority than the majority of straight people who do the same, but a majority nonetheless.
I was 14
Friends w/younger neighbor boy
12
Talked about sex one day
He wanted to see me shoot cum
Both ran to my house
Hit the bedroom
Both stripped immediately
Friend sat on my lap
Jerked me off like a madman
I shot
Returned favor
He couldn't shoot
Kept doing each other until later teens
Great jerkoff buddy at best time
Both later went to the ladies
Gay sex is and will always be nasty to any decent and NORMAL person. Faggots do a2m all the time ingesting fecal matter all the time. Even if you sucked the shit out of your asses before (which, again, is really nasty), it's not clean. So many anal bacteria.
It's actually no surprise that AIDS came from the fags, and it's also no surpirse that it came to be because one of you faggots decided to fuck some monkey.
It's all so seedy, nasty and not surprising. It's just par of the course for gay people.
>>714061770
>It's just par of the course for very sexually active gay people.
ftfy
>>714061555
If you don't believe in the bible, what God are you talking about?
Their not damaged or misguided, they choose their actions. And they know the difference from rite and wrong while their doing it.
>>714061446
Straight guy here. Don't you know that there are both homosexual and heterosexual people who lead a decent lifestyle and there are ones that don't? it doesn't depend on whom they have sex with, it depends on the type of people they are.
>>714061623
Why the fuck did you quote yourself. Looked like you were speaking to someone else.
Also looks like your lost for words. You just keep on going on about how. The Majority. (And there is enough evidence online) Even look at this >>714061638
>Suck a dudes dick in the bathroom of a skating rink at age 16.
Does this bot give you enough evidence? Have you been on /hm/ and seen the cruising threads? You are so blinded and you are trying to make things up to make it out that the majoirty of gays aren't degenerate.
>>714061838
Stop. Just stop it. It's gay people. ALL GAY PEOPLE.
Trump won. No one believes your lies and propaganda.
>>714061944
Trump is bi.
>>714041284
fucked my twink and came inside his asshole on multiple occasions while he was in costumes
>>714061870
Yes I am a faggot and I live a normal life style. Its the majoirty around me that have pride flags in their houses. Never stop talking about how great they are. And will jump off a cliff if you are mean to them
>>714061250
Unless there is a god other than the Christian god. Then they both go to hell.
Or if the real god doesn't actually care.
What if god prefers atheists and only atheists go to heaven.
What if what if what if
>>714061926
Who you calling a bot, fucking cunt?
>>714062023
He doesn't. Atheists are believers of nothing. So the only God that likes you is lucifer
>>714061926
not even that guy but wowee
>being this retarded
>>714062082
>bot
Was meant to say not*
>>714062120
>not even that guy but wowee
>>being this retarded
>samefagging this hard
>>714062082
Anyway yeah, was my first gay experience to be honest. It felt good but I got real freaked out by it for a long time.
>>714061926
>The Majority. (And there is enough evidence online)
>the majority
>online
kek
You're not going to find the majority of *anyone* online, pal. The Internet is a cesspool of the most degenerate scum from every demographic. Such as yourself, in relation to right wingers.
Same argument to rest of post
>>714061944
N-no. Just shut up! TRUMP WON!
That'll show him!
You actually made me laugh, congrats.
>>714062210
Look around you, you fucking dipshit. You meet more people online than in real life. Look at everyone on their phones. They are all online. Fuck off and try again
>>714061986
kek, bait but also probably ironically true
THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL BUGCHASING/AIDS THREAD
>>714062312
Yesss
>>714062389
>>714041284
Posted in Op`s tread
>>714062409
>>714062268
Yeah, they're all on their phones playing Pokémon Go, checking their email, texting their real life friends, and browsing ancient overdone cat memes.
The only people you see actually coming to places like 4chan, dating websites of ANY sexuality, porn websites, forums, etc are all autistic neckbeards too far gone to be considered representatives of the demographics to which they belong.
>>714044237
Christ, the jews did a fine job with you anon you are good goyem
>>714062467
Jesus. Yeah everyone in the whole world is doing this because I can read everything everyone is looking at.
You're making up shit once again!
Do all these look like neckberds to you?
>>714062389
>>714062409
>>714062431
>>714062389
>>714062409
>>714062431
what site are these from?
Asking for a friend
>>714062586
>implying those don't look like neckbeards to YOU
>implying what I've described isn't actually what goes on in the world
Wow. Buddy, how long has it been since you stepped outside?
I'm genuinely concerned. Are you okay / safe? Do you have food and water down there? Is the air still breathable?
I’m 28 and I’d say I’m straight but when I’m horny I can get too carried away and just want to fuck anything. More likely Pansexual but only attracted to femininity. Slept with 20 and 2 guys and had blow jobs off 2 others. All guys from Craigslist.
>First guy on CL was a crossdresser
>He was late 40s but pictures looked alright
>Went to his house nervous as hell
>He answered door, all lights were out with just enough to see where I was going, which I preferred
>I’m 6 foot and he was taller me.
>He was dressed in wig and lingerie. Could barely make out his face in the dark which helped a lot.
>Pretty nervous. Both of us were whispering and speaking in short sentences
“Just through there” “Will I undress?” “Yeah” etc.
>Got naked and lay on bed
>He starts sucking me and I slowly get hard
>I keep thinking “What am I doing here?” but trying to get it out my head and enjoy myself
>He’s actually really good at sucking
>He grabs my hand and puts it on his dick
>Never felt one other than mine. It felt huge. He wanted me to wank him but I barely moved my hand
>He’s occasionally come up and kiss me which I hated. Really rough. Tongue right in my mouth
>The blowjob is good but I can’t cum. He asks if I want to fuck him. I say yes.
>He gives me condom and rolls over to his side and I fuck him in spooning position.
>I’m quite skinny. He’s built like an average man in his late 40s. No softness to his body. Feels so sturdy like a tree trunk.
>Eventually realise I’m not going to cum from this. I pull out and he asks me to cum on his face.
>Kneel over him and start wanking. To my surprise I cum buckets all over his face and wig.
>Immediate shame and regret wash over me. I apologise for cumming everywhere. He laughs and says it’s good. I feel worse.
>Get dressed as fast as possible in the dark while he cleans up.
>He’s in bathroom and is just coming out as I rush towards door and leave without saying a word.
>>714062717
Nice reddit posting man.
Please search up what a neckbeard is. I have had enough arguing with an idiot.
Hopefully they never find a cure to AIDS
>be me 6th grade
>About 12 or 13 years old
>30 students in class. 23 girls, 7 boys
>Visit a youth hostel for 2 weeks with class
>All the boys were put into the same room
>Ffwd to the 4th night
>We were talking about sex and stuff
>Suddenly hear bedsheets rustling and quiet moans
>One guy asks "dude, are you jacking off? Me too!"
>Feeling really uncomfortable knowing what they were doing
>They jack off until they came, while everybody else remained silent
This kind of became a thing with them...3 other guys joined in after a while..They would eventually start to compare their dick sizes.
>Still was uncomfortable with the whole situation, but also started fapping when they were at it..
Ffwd to "shower time"
>Girls were told to stay in their rooms, so the boys could use the shower
>The shower room was actually just a small room with 2 showers
>Always, before showering, covered myself with a towel because I hated it to be seen naked
>The others didn't really seem to mind... Waving their dicks around and laughing if they'd get an erection...
>One day said to myself fuck it and took the towel off
>Didn't take long to get a raging hard-on
>Of course they noticed it and asked me if it wasn't way more comfortable that way
From that moment on I also walked into the shower butt naked. One time it kind of escalated:
>Thought it'd be fun to shower all together in one cabine
>Everyone starts to fap as usual
>Notice that one guy's dick was already pretty huge
>Guy notices me staring at it
>Asks me if I wanna touch it
>Why the fuck not?
>start groping his dick and eventually jerk him
>After a while I asked him if I could suck him off, He agreed
>Didn't take long until the others joined
>My face was surrounded by dicks
>Literally sucked off 5 guys in the shower
>They didn't return the favor, but it was hot
>Kept on doing this for the rest of the stay
>After switching schools never met them again
>>714062586
How can any of you talk about majorities without seing actual statistics? it doesn't work that way. but it's obvious that the behavoir is defined by intelligence and upbringing, not by sexual orientation
>>714041284
Sucked a dick, then put it in my ass and road said dick, then sucked it again.
me and my friend used to give eachother blowjobs and once we had unsafe sex where i came in him. it became not-gay when his older sister found out we were doing stuff and blackmailed us into doing shit with her instead.
>>714061944
Trump is gay
>>714062822
I know exactly what a neckbeard is. It's one of those things. And you're probably one too if you can't see that.
Hope you stop being a scared hateful piece of shit and join the real world one day. The longer you keep yourself convinced all gay people are the way you think they are, the deeper you sink yourself into the inferior level of society among whose population that's actually true. You need to surround yourself with compassion and openmindedness if you ever want to ascend to a state of being beyond the confines of your mom's basement.
>>714048237
Happens to me when I indulge in my fetishes. But if it's just a wank to a guy it's fine usually.
>>714062804
Not much of a story with second guy. It was just a glory hole. Went in. Put dick through. Got sucked. Couldn’t cum so wanked into his mouth then left. Never saw him.
Third guy was 22 and cross dresser. Pictures of body looked like a hot trap. In person realised he was probably Philippine.
>Walked into house. Lights are dimmed but not that much, daylight still coming through window.
>Actually had an amazing body. Wearing a long curly black wig, really sexy bra and panties. You could tell it was a guy by first glance but was really easy to pretend it was a girl
>Didn’t say a word and started kissing him as he grabbed at my dick through my jeans.
>Reached into panties and played with his soft dick.
>Got complete undressed while kissing. Pulled his soft little dick from his panties and sucked on it for a while. He never got hard the whole time, which I kind of liked.
>He’d go from sucking me to kissing me, to me sucking him.
>Eventually he asks in broken English for me to fuck him
>I get condoms from my bag while he goes on all fours. I pull thong away from his ass and lube him up from the lube on the bedside table.
>He’s moaning and it really turns me on. Lick his asshole and kiss his ass cheeks.
>Eventually slide inside him. So tight. Building up slow until I’m really pounding him
>I moan loudly and he tells me not to cum yet.
>He changed position and lies on his back, his legs over my shoulders while I drill him
>Still kissing loads. Eventually tell him I need to cum. He says to do it.
>Cum buckets.
>Little bit of shame but not as much because I actually really enjoyed it.
>He comments on how sweaty I am and dabs me down with a towel when I try to get dressed. I don’t feel chatty and want to go. Feel quite awkward but he keeps asking questions in broken English and rubbing my arms.
>Eventually get dressed. He opens door. I kiss him again just as I leave.
>All in all no regrets but I still would never tell anyone
>>714063350
>4th guy I had a free house and had been drinking a bit. Decided to go on CL
>An ad up from a guy who says he wants fucked but can’t accom.
>No pics but decide to go for it.
>Invite him to mine.We’re about the same age and I’m horny.
>Get my room dark apart from very dim light. Put tv on with straight porn.
>Sipping whisky waiting on him arriving.
>He gets here and I answer door.
>Total bloke standing there. Brown hair, average beard, slightly athletic.
>Nothing feminine. Just a bloke. I feel immediate regret.
>Take him to my room. He walks in and just stares at the porn, not looking at me, as he gets undressed.
>I undress too. Not feeling horny at all but think I need to get through this.
>He bends over my bed. Hairy all down his back and ase crack.
>I feel ill.
>Point to the lube and tell him he can use it. He smears it all over his hairy ass and bends over again.
>I try put condom over my soft dick. Stare at porn to see if it will help. Nothing stirring downstairs. I try wank it up.
>Eventually he looks round awkwardly.
>I keep apologising
>He asks if I want him to fuck me instead
>No fucking way
>I suggest I suck him off
>First time I’ve had a hard cock in my mouth
>Close eyes and start sucking. I feel myself getting hard.
>Must be doing a terrible job because he stops me.
>Sees I’m getting there so he stands behind me and starts wanking me while rubbing my nipples
>Completely lose erection again.
>He sighs and asks if I have anything he can wipe the lube off his ass with
>Starts getting dressed, still not looking at me.
>I apologise while getting dressed
>He says nothing and leaves
>I sit on bed feeling like an idiot.
>Look at the porn
>Get hard
>Wank
exist
Considered having sex with my best friend who happens to be gay. We were both high on LSD and he was flirting with me.
Didnt do it tho because thats gay af
>>714041284
visiting this board
>>714064049
Well don't do it again.
>>714041284
kissed a dude.
well actually he kissed me... was pretty romantic tbh fam.
balls didn't touch so it's all good.
>>714048640
>long time
>like 1 minute 30
