Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>714030705
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
Cirno claimu'd
Alice2 claimed.
>>714038250
Oh, I might work a bit on my game, maybe not. Dunno. Some shit went down at work so I had to stay an hour afterwards.
I haven't played Harvest Moon, I have been meaning to for a while now, seemed interesting.
>>714038426
Ah, wouldn't this place distract you from homework?
>>714038449
Glad people still notice me.
How's your night(now morning for me) going?
still here
and
>>714039097
this guy gets it
Cirno is a fucking MEME
>>714037717
Well that's a no-brainer.
>>714038545
Getting warmer.
"You can't waifu a meme"
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>>714038608
>Cirno is a fucking MEME you dipshit
No, Cirno is just as valid as anyone else
I thought about this long and hard
>>714039371
>posting something from over a year ago
>>714039213
YUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>714039213
Quinoa
>>714039316
You wouldn't dare
>>714039435
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>714039435
Yeah?
>>714039429
yeah, so?
I been claiming her since at least July of 2015 in these type of threads
>>714039494
Thank the lords for alcohol!
>>714039539
Suck my left nut
>Rei Ayanami (90's & Black suit)
>Princess Mononoke
>Misatio (90's)
>Trap from snafu
>Gumi (vocaloid)
>shimakaze
>German version of shimakaze
>Tomoko
>Sharon Stone
>Jodie Foster (1976 version)
>>714038696
Gonna be nice once it's all out the way. How long is the winter break?
>>714038925
Enjoy it, sounds like it's well deserved.
>>714039191
It's morning here too, but until the sun comes up it's gonna feel like night. Pretty good here, just relaxing and winding down. Work went okay for you? I guess you didn't have to worry about dancing this time around at least.
>>714039580
That's what you did last night
>>714039445
Hmm?
>>714039580
Right? I wish I had some
>>714039590
be careful
Claiming one of the best psychopaths in all of anime.
Takechi Otoya.
>>714038065
Where's the train picture? I remember that one!
>>714039635
Oh yeah, walmart overworks you
>>714039636
Now its your turn~
>>714039641
Damn I'd share
>>714039445
Oh yeah I would.
S M U G
M
U
G
>>714039890
Do you remember any other one like the army one or the one where EMMI is tied up?
>>714039909
Wait Yuno doesn't have nuts. Does she?
>>714039641
https://youtu.be/SaAK-cPb5ew. Credit goes to tristy
>>714039996
Why would you be so mean to the qt, Laura? :(
>>714040071
I was called
>>714040119
Me? Mean? To you? Since when?
>>714040096
Oh yes~
>>714039635
Yeah, everything went pretty well for me atleast. They had a pretty cool 80s-styled band up playing, beats the fuck out of a dj.
Though at the end somehow or another a Hispanic person got left behind by her ride and she didn't speak a lick of English, police were there because we didn't know what the fuck she was saying and didn't know if she got assaulted or something, I still don't know if that was the case.
Probably going to stay working on my computer for another hour
>>714039909
>Walmart
That definitely puts your situation in context. Makes a lot more sense now. I did a couple of holiday seasons with Target, but the customers there are at least a peg or two above creatures of Wal-Mart. You definitely deserve a drink or few.
>>714040226
I'm not sure. Just a feeling
I have the weirdest Pocky right now
She means almost everything to me
>>714040119
top what
>>714039909
You mean I'd take all of the fireball.
>>714039635
ABout a month, from December 16th - January at some point
>>714040489
HOW DOES YOUR POCKY HANDLE THIS!?
>>714040413
Yup.. kinda regret coming back here
>>714040575
Only if you take it from my mouth
>>714040762
That's lewd
>and hot
>>714040849
I am quite lewd when drunk~
>>714040714
Pretty fine. You dont know how to make my Pocky snap.
>>714040890
Wow that's cringy~
>>714040915
What about this
Kangaroo porn
>>714040969
Proof that Sachi is still with us
>>714040969
pixel feet
>>714040392
A bad dj can really drag everything down. Sounds like it was an interesting night though. Make sure you rest up, I know you haven't been feeling the greatest lately.
>>714040604
Woo, nice. Well deserved at that.
>>714040762
It's a paycheck at least, there's always that. In the meantime, you can always be looking for something bigger and better, even if it takes a bit of time.
I'm gonna call it a night, y'all take it easy.
>>714040489
Post
>>714040546
I'd talk to you if i wasn't going to sleep
>>714040575
Ching chong ping pong
>>714041078
Same. Night
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>714040890
Same, except also when I'm sober~
>>714041078
Yep, except I still have work, but whatever. At least I can just do nothing but work and relax.
>>714041144
Good night SMug.
>bedroom eyes only for you
>>714041021
Mate
Thats just wrongo, ya drongo.
>>714040071
Can't say that I do, unfortunately.
This DnD game is already off to an amazing start.
>>714041144
>pocky
>>714041078
True, good night
>>714041147
I'm lewder drunk
>>714040915
orly?
REMINDER THAT I WANT TO DIE
>>714041176
>>714041144
>making the ship again I guess
>>714041246
You people have ruined me. I used to be so pure and innocent.
>>714041419
I have a fucking fleet of ships at this point
>>714041408
Ya rly
>>714041078
I'll make sure I get sleep in, somewhere. Make sure you get some sleep too. Thanks for paying attention to my wellbeing though, I appreciate it. Recent events really have made this place a bit of a downer for me.
>>714041419
Fuck I wanted to be the new shipmaster...
>>714041529
orly rly?
>>714041518
That's what ya get
>>714041518
Unlike Shinoa I approve the one least likely to be bad news.
>>714041580
You need some real smug to take over from Shinoa. Hes just not ballsy enough to approve his own ship.
>>714041613
Yaya rly m9
>>714041692
orly rly rly, m99?
>>714041640
Yeah, serves me right lol
>>714041692
What makes this one good?
>>714041692
Shinoa isn't smug at all nigga
>>714039126
I have just one question. What is the point of "claiming" a waifu? All you're doing is posting a picture of your "waifu". It doesn't mean anything.
>>714041831
You should of known, the price of evil
>>714041760
>>714042095
And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah
>>714041760
Jajaja rlylylyly, mm79
>>714041831
Because Smug needs to get over bun
bump
>>714042790
Mah nigga
>>714042790
ohohoho rly you think that's so for rely, m6969?
>>714042999
STRONGET?
>>714042949
wait for it...
>>714042999
STRONGET!!!
>>714043001
fuck
>>714042790
IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE
>>714042790
Oh...right, that happened.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qgNiLNc.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Claiming georgette
>>714042923
Ye
>>714042922
Took me some time to think of that first line, but I picked the song right away.
>>714043106
But he will probably change the ship to you nd You Know because hes a person like that.
>>714043464
Self titled ablum still my favourite
Reimu-san claimed.
>>714043464
I'd be fine with that, or Luluco or RIkka
I bet when you faggots played Katawa Shoujo you cheated on the girls with others in different save files.
Fucking degenerates
>>714043596
City of Evil for me. It marked their massive change and has more solid somgs. I like a lot of their stuff, but City stands out more.
>>714044658
You Know fits better because
>yuuuuuuuuuuuki
>yuuuuuuuuuuuno
Claiming Sonokawa-san
i can't believe so many people are awake at this time
>>714045085
I could be Shinoa's ship because we have a lot of nicknames for each other, or I could be Rikka's ship because we love Rush.
>>714045315
I wanna be shipped with Haruhi-chan but I doubt she'll go for it. She just likes Kurome for some reason
Tarot Reimu, you're so helpful!
>>714045516
I was shipped with the old Sinon poster but he's not around anymore
I want to be shipped with Master Gasai though!
>>714039172
Are you doing this to piss me off?
Because it's working.
>>714045603
I dont even know who are you but admire you posting mine
>Shot number 3
>>714045901
hug me yuno
>>714045901
>only on your 3rd shot
Casual
>>714045943
Leone ples
>>714045990
Oi cheeki cunt I havent drinked in a really long time
>>714046066
Fucking chug it or you're a fag
>>714046220
Fuckin faggot try me
>>714046294
Then do it!
>>714046368
FINE SHOT 4 COMING UP
>>714045522
Good claim, anon. I've known Tarot Reimu for many years and she's probably the kindest person I've ever met.
>>714046426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMUnbNPCoSw
>>714046474
Aw! Thanks a bunch, anon.
>>714045901
I'm your wife, of course! Well, more of your servant. But I want to be pumped full of Master's children and be his wife!
>>714046509
Fucking faggot Im trying to play destiny
>>714046560
Do I look like tatsumi to you faggot?
Still gotta like mine even if shes annoying
>>714046586
I'm going to bed now, that bottle better be empty by the morning
Have a good night /waifu/!
im going to kill all of you...
>>714046710
Kill me first.
>>714046675
You tit! Why you making my down my shit if you're not even going to stick around
>>714046659
Eh, I don't know, do you?
So if I'm Mine can I be yours~?
>>714046757
no i cant do it if youre asking for it, sorry
>>714046796
It's training you clod!
>>714046868
Oh what the hell, I guess
Can't be worse than hannu
>>714046984
Goo to sleep like the bitch you are cunt, no streaming for you
>>714047038
Hannu?
Is Master a Stud?
>>714047122
Idk where that cunt came from but shes persistant af
>>714047038
Lol what is going to do with that knife, make a sandwich? hahaha
So, what'd i miss?
>>714047193
Hey old Chen.
>>714047038
Fight me irl m8 I'll fuck your shit
>>714047190
You wear it inside your chest
>>714047253
You cant fuck with me drunk nigga
I'll make you gay
I'm writing fanfiction about Mikasa
God damn. I used to think Attack on Titan sucked before I first watched it and now it pulled me in.
I just hope I don't become cancer...
>>714047190
Cut cabbages maybe
>>714047307
>he's so drunk he thinks he's strong
>>714047307
Yukki moaning my name last night, bitch. He said I gave him the best blow job of his life.
Best type moon claimed.
>>714047342
>I just hope I don't become cancer...
You're writing fanfiction, it's too late.
>>714047374
Boi come over here and try me
>>714047446
Already know yuuki is a dirty unfaithful slut, thats why I be fucking shit before him
>>714047601
Me Yuuki?
>>714047524
It's not like I'm going to post it anywhere. And it's basically about a romance between me and Mikasa. Not too cancerous if you think about it. I might need to get some chemo if I do anything further
>>714047238
Old Chen?
Are there two chens,or what?
>>714047524
Oh boy
Yep Thats the shit
Thats the cancer right there
How are you, fucking elitist?
>>714047342
I used to write fanfiction way back when.
>>714047788
Yeah and yes
>>714047734
Who else nigger?
>>714048145
Explain what am i missing
Wew. Wrote something like 150-200 lines of code.
Think I gonna call it a night.
Night guys.
>>714048266
I can't recall exactly new chen came, but it was somewhere in 2013 and I old Chen was way before my time but I heard a lot about them
YEAH JUST INJECT THE CANCER STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
>>714048271
Goodnight.
>>714048271
Only 200 lines of code? Please.
>>714048484
fuck off Ema.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714048409
And how do you know that guy is the old chen
>>714048596
Morning Syndra <3
YEAH HUH
JUST KILL ME NOW
LET ME DIE AND MARRY EMI
>>714048787
>>714048567
Lol how did you know!?
Oh man. I ate way too much.
>>714048611
The IP is from waaaay down "south" if you know what I mean.
>>714049004
no waifu will look at you now D:
>>714048993
. . .
Fuck off
>>714049027
You're delusional
>>714049061
Okay
YEAH I FEEL THE CANCER KICKING IN
>>714049062
I miss you Chen~
>>714049188
I'm not Chen.
Fuck off.
>>714049188
>>714049127
fatty
>>714049270
Okay.
>>714049282
Hi Chen
>>714049315
>>714049289
Don't claim Alice2 or Alice2 ever again.
>>714049315
Fuck. Off.
Do you understand?
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you .
(PLEASE KILL ME!!)
>>714049409
You're edgy again, Chen wannabe
>>714049380
Why aren't you posting Chen?
>>714049409
Loud and clear.
>>714049500
You haven't fucked off again, fucker.
Fuck off.
Has your waifu inspired you or motivated you to do anything extraordinary in your life?
For example, my waifu inspired me to pick up the guitar and learn to play it, and now I already have an electric one, and am pretty decent at it.
She inspires me to go work out and stay healthy, because I know she wants me to be fit and healthy.
Since I found my waifu, I lead a lot better life and am a lot happier. And the best thing about it, 3D girls don't even interest me anymore, which saves a lot of time and money.
(SAVE ME MY WILL IS NOT MY OWN ANYMORE)
>>714049533
Because I'm not Chen.
NIco Robin!!! Claiming!!
>>714049678
Sure
>>714049749
Back up your accusations, then.
>>714049819
Chen!
Yeah, fuck this shit, its 5:00 in the damn morning and I need fuckinh sleep
Just gonna leave this picture of Hanako I really like
>Emi
>>714049747
Nami is superior as she's not as handsy as nico
>>714049912
You are mistaken me for someone else, I'm sorry.
>>714049967
I like that one. Here's a pic of Emi in return.
CHITANDA!
>>714050100
Hanako is very pretty despite her burns. She would be my secound choice if I didn't love Emi
>Emi
Post lewds
Chen here?
Can I has your Chen folder, Chen?
>>714050481
that anime had too much talking and i dropped it at the first ep
>>714051347
Only the oldest Chen of Chens is here
>>714051610
Are you Chen?
>>714051842
oh..
>>714051672
yes
>>714051672
maybe
>>714051672
i don't know
>>714051983
>bang
>>714052004
>bang
>>>714052039
>bang
>>714052179
why are you so obsessed with chen
>>714052225
I'm not obsessed I just want the folder.
>>714052179
So you're not gonna "bang" me?
>>714052381
No you're too sweet to bang, you should find a nice guy who loves you first
>>714052327
Why would he give his forlder to an autist like you
>>714052517
Because I heard Chen was pretty nice.
But I also heart he was pretty bad.
~Sonokawa-san
So sleepy, I can't even type.
~Sonokawa-san
