ima show u how to turn it up a notch
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ima show u how to turn it up a notch
Does it involve Based Notch?
>>714033973
Hoo-ray?
I'm not exactly celebrating that fact. It makes me very embarrassed.
>>714034081
DO A BARREL ROLL INTO DAT ASS, FOX
no it involves a lot of alcohol tho
>>714034250
good, because you're a bitch
Mow
straight, no rocks please.
tfw ur bartender sets up stealth rocks turn 1 and no spinner
>>714034307
I'm s-sowwy
>>714034487
i dont even know what this means
>>714034518
it's ok sweetheart
>>714034539
gay pokemon bullshit
Hey?
Alcohol is blehhhhhhh
>Never frequenting a bar long enough that you're friends with the bartender and get free drinks/harder mixes.
>>714034608
oh I recall those issues.
>>714034647
better than drugs
>>714034647
Arent you a softy.
>>714034676
i basically play pokemon the exact same way I did at your place
play until rng fucks me, scream at my computer and quit
>>714034647
every day I find another reason not to like you
>>714034608
I'm sorry I'm not fat enough to have a high alcohol tolerance.
>>714034799
I have no tolerance either, you just are the only person I know with less.
Caitlyn is made of paper and he has a pretty robust tolerance.
>>714034652
I think that only happens on TV
>>714034700
Drugs too
>>714034713
I had ONE drink that I thought was decent but someone made it for me and it had like no alcohol in it. Does that make me soft?
>>714034756
ok
>>714034756
still 2 many types and shit
>>714034934
makes you soft as
whatever something soft is.
nigga soft like a kitty cat paw namean
>>714034911
You realize he's also significantly taller than us too right?
That also makes a difference even if he's thin
>>714035077
this is true
my nigga though is the same height as me, probably weighs just a skoch more, but he can drink me under the table
he's also black though
>>714033912
Apparently Kurt Russel is Ego.
>>714033992
Nah.
>>714035007
Pillows?
>>714034934
Everyone wants to be friends with the bartender because its true.
If you tip they typically remember you.
>>714035172
Oh boy we getting swarthy in here?
>>714035184
I actually don't know who ego is.
night niggers, I have to be up way too early
>>714034934
Also you are soft.
You would be easy to take advantage of.
>>714035326
im just saying it ain't all height and weight
being a bitch is being a bitch
>>714034618
Gib hugs.
>>714035326
Ego the Living Planet.
im manly
>>714035394
But I'm not a bitch, you butt.
I'm an alpha
>>714035508
Yea I had to look it up, Guardians is the marvel series I have the least knowledge of
>>714035617
>can't handle one shot
>not a bitch
nigga I'm a bitch too and I know one when I see one aight
I don't like the taste and even I can handle one shot...
>>714035308
>>714035392
I obviously have no experience with this but I thought people were always after that but they would never get it since the bartender could get in trouble if they gave out free stuff.
And maybe. It's hard to speak for myself in this situation.
how old were you when you had your first orgasm?
>>714035688
Hey hey hey, you really should see me when I'm out with my friends I can actually do a lot more for some reason, not like peer pressure but having a good time?
When I'm alone my tolerance severely declines.
>>714035813
If we are counting technicalities, 13.
>>714035745
You've never been drunk before?
>>714035617
Same, and Strange. But I don't follow big name comics that much. I prefer smaller titles and one-shots.
>>714035745
Asians can't handle really booze.
>>714036036
>If we are counting technicalities, 13.
wait what. how can you technically have an orgasm it's a pretty binary event
Post some porn already you circlejerking faggots
>>714036036
I think I have the opposite issue
>>714036266
sure
>>714035813
12
I was sucking on my own cock when it happened.
>>714036191
Once at a convention but I don't really count that since it was sort of my first time.
>>714036243
That's not entirely true I think.
>>714036266
>>714036243
What else would you like that's also hipster?
>>714036247
I mean I could climax, but I didn't cum when it happened.
>>714036399
Your tolerance lowers when you're social?
Well then that just means you are the bitch if I can outdrink you while present. :3
>>714036266
Post something good first yourself, bub
>>714036492
It doesnt count having a rum chocolate.
mornin sunshines
>>714036592
let's have a drinking contest fuckboy
>>714036720
did you get pokemon
>>714036772
there have been problems, I won't be able to get it for another week or so
>>714036720
Oh look it's you.
>>714036772
You probably might win then, physical presence for some reason makes the difference for me.
>>714036960
it's meeeeeee
>>714036863
major or minor problems
>>714036960
well I can't do it now anyway I have no liquor
rip me
>>714037202
sux 2 b u
>>714037202
minor
Games are expensive as balls in Aus. I could either get a 3DS and pokemon for like 300 bucks, or I could get the 2DS/pokemon bundle for 160 but wait a bit
Considering I haven't been able to work more than two shifts a week for the last 2 months or so I can't really afford to just throw away money
>>714037416
Also, nintendo switch is coming between 300 and 400 AUD.
So, you might wanna hold on to that money a little bit longer.
>>714037359
my own damn fault for doing other things on a saturday besides buying liquor when I live in the state of PA
>>714037416
that's a good decision since there is literally no application to the 3d function whatsoever
I have owned a 3ds for years so it was a nonissue for me
>>714037585
ew
>>714036592
Only hipster shit I read is what's story-timed on /co/. Other than that, the most obscure thing I've tracked down and read was probably the Maxx.
>tfw a dumb stupid cunt tries to act like they act teach anyone something
>>714037630
What does that mean? You can't buy stuff on sunday?
>>714037648
Was he mad?
>>714037630
Well, Nintendo is planning to drop support for the 3ds eventually, so you might as well get the new stuff if you want to get into the whole thing anyhow. Just saying.
>>714037681
stick up your ass instead of a cock, huh
good morning
>>714037681
What?
>>714037783
there are almost no nintendo games worth owning in the modern era, I only bought pokemon since I had a 3ds anyway and no standards for pokemon
>>714037779
yeah, PA is stupid. Current governor is rolling back some of those laws but my local liquor stores still don't open on sunday
>>714037585
I don't know what that is and I probably do not care much. I just want to build a lizard harem in pokemon
I do not feel like spending 300 bucks on anything
>>714037630
Yeah exactly.
>>714035508
*hugs
>I wanna die
>>714037918
Could have gotten a 3DS for $99 on black Friday.
>>714037918
maybe the worst gimmick nintendo ever came up with
>>714037924
i encourage it
>>714037908
Pffffffft that's great.
I love stupid laws like that, enjoy ur Tejas
>>714037918
The lizord is shown with a lot of money bags. Is it a nigga lizard who steals money from trainers or something?
>>714038021
In Australia?
>>714038027
Nintendo loves its gimmicks so there's probably something worse they've done at some point.
I recall something about friend codes ages back
>>714037779
In the first part, yes. But things blurred in the second. They were all mad at that point.
>>714037924
Get sleep.
>>714038207
nigga what I'm in pennsylvania
>>714038209
Oh right online play on the original ds was retarded af too
>>714038295
How riveting
>>714038371
I'm saying they have a similar ordinance.
>>714038207
In true Japanese style, it's a lizard where the females use mind-control pheromones to attract and control males of all kinds of species.
I think the "thieving coins for their own little dragon hoard" is a fan-canon thing.
>>714038371
Yeah I never even tried it. Used to play Mario Kart with a big group of friends in HS and that's about it.
>>714038436
oh
they also are hasgunz, like PA, so I'll still take that over commiefornia bullshit
>>714038503
I did like twice and gave up since it was too much of a hassle.
>>714038503
Oh I knew about the harem thing but when you say that they collect stuff for their dragon hordes it sounds far cuter.
>>714038587
I know, I'm waiting for daddy trump to grant me asylum from this place after succession.
Pain, I guess it's a matter of sensation
But somehow you have a way of avoiding it all
In my mind, I have shot you and stabbed you through your heart
I just didn't understand, the ricochet is the second part
Cause you can't hide what you intend
It glows in the dark
Once you've sought the path of revenge
There's no way to stop
And the more I try to hurt you
The more that it hurts me
>>714038697
Actually it's probably because the black part of the head and the two little bits that come off the neck make it look like it's wearing a stocking over it's head or something.
So it looks like a thief.
>>714038697
interstate freedom of movement still applies, you can leave anytime
>>714038209
No. They have a no fun tax remember.
>>714038876
I really want your folder now
>>714038908
If only such things were that easy. I really don't know how I'd fare in the job market elsewhere.
>>714038977
Well your cheap DS potential does not help me
>>714039056
I'll dropbox it later or something
>>714039056
can't know until you try
>>714039162
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>>714039170
Well the first problem is I'm not sure on location.
I would like somewhere with snow but all the pussyfarts who moved here said they moved here to get away from it.
someone go to work for me tonight so I don't have to
>>714039425
move to philly it's the best place
>>714039486
I kinda wish I still had work, next week is my last of the semester and I don't feel like I have enough money
>>714039610
By your own admission it doesn't sound too good. What is enticing about it?
Philadelphia is only beaten by Boston as far as the absolute worst city to live in in the US.
>>714039771
He's just too lazy to move to anyone else
>>714039610
Get a summer job
Does america still do summer jobs or is that a relic of the Good Old Times, but people act like they're still around?
>>714039771
pros:
there are jobs because the cities in a period of really robust economic growth right now but we've not peaked yet so it's comparatively affordable as urban areas go
rapid gentrification means that you can find neighborhoods that are full of white people, but aren't yet expensive enough to be prohibitive
gentrification also means all that hipster shit you like is available
cons:
still full of niggers
>>714039985
>summer job
I know you're in australia but summer is not until june here dude
and yeah it's normal for kids from not super wealthy families to get summer jobs
I'm here to complain about having to go to work on a weekend again
Rochester, Minnesota and Bellevue, Washington are the first and second best cities to live in.
>>714039985
I agree
>>714040078
What hipster shit?
I bet your microbrews aren't as good as here
>>714040255
I basically never drink beer so I have no point of comparison for that, but the breweries, the restaurants, the coffee shops, the boutique facial hair salons, etc. We have all that garbage now.
>>714040105
I live 30 minutes from Bellevue, it's a bunch of rich dildos and not so rich dildos that want to be rich dildos. They're starting to have a homeless problem just like Seattle, there's dumpy crack houses right next door to mansions, and it's 'high-class' restaurants are mediocre at best.
>>714040265
Go home duty
>>714040443
Did the past 20 years just pass by your state or something? I think I'll just go live with the yellow one at this point
>>714040078
Oh yeah. It's getting warm down here so if I say lots of stupid shit over the coming months, that is either medication or my brain slowly frying
Are scarves only for homos?
>>714040629
shit that is trendy in urban CA occurs decades before it does literally anywhere else in the country, I realize
>>714040653
yeah gotcha
I have the same job next semester, we'll see about summer
>>714040761
and women obviously
>>714040628
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>714040779
Starbucks didn't start here, nor Dunkin. I think you're projecting too much
>>714040912
What?
Seriously I have no fucking idea what that post even means. What do starbucks and dunkin donuts have to do with this? How does projection even apply?
No hip people go to Starbucks.
>>714040993
They didn't start here or become a huge hit here. Is what I mean. So NOT on fleek
No hip people say "fleek" either.
>>714041162
I wasn't referring to those though, and I don't think starbucks and dunkin donuts are hip. dunkin has...never been. Anyway, that's not the point.
>>714041345
Then I don't know what you mean. That stuff doesn't sound out of the ordinary, I think you're just salty over nothing.
>>714041501
and you don't know what salty means either
spoon you are like 20 miles away from coherent right now dude
>>714040779
You can pretend you're mehican and mow lawns or something
>>714041584
I'm not really about manual labor, it disturbs my delicate, girly hands which are only for playing guitar and melee.
>>714041551
Yea I think I'll just catch some z's night.
>>714041659
I'm sure there's other things you can do with your hands
>>714041727
I have sex toys for that.
Manual labor builds character.
my character is unimpeachable, I am basically a saint
Manual labour builds pyramids too.
You're by no means anything but a trash eating garbage monster.
>>714041787
wow pervert what is wrong with you
I meant typing on the keyboard for shitposting purposes
Illuminati pls go.
I thought you liked garbage.
>>714042570
that's what I meant too
>not slapping your keyboard with a dragon dildo to type
no
I love garbage, not garbage monsters.
do you often find yourself fighting off the garbage monsters as you journey through landfills
Garbage monsters don't go to the landfill they go everywhere else but the landfill.
Which is why I've turned where I live into a landfill and spend most of my time outside where I live at or near the landfill.
thank god for filters
Is it safe?
>>714045918
Its never safe.
>>714046101
then protect me
>>714046241
Always for a price.
>>714046351
too poor
nevermind
>>714046449
Welp, then its Nibi rape for you.
>>714046867
I don't mind.
>>714046927
Nibi does.
No thanks
>>714047224
burn
I'm so burned I don't even know how to respond.
>>714047285
Nibi only likes fat GMILFs.
